Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: F&B 38: Camara vs. Mills
Date: Aug 31, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGraw takes one on the button.
Shitlord uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've been hearing reports that Shitlord has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Shitlord takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #CL#
Shitlord moves into the clinch.
Shitlord tries to land knees in the clinch but McGraw avoids the damage to the body.
McGraw misses with a punch to the body.
McGraw tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A knee to the head by McGraw.
Shitlord taking a breather.
McGraw with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McGraw gets underhooks to prevent Shitlord's takedown attempt.
McGraw is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Shitlord is looking for a takedown.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord lands a body punch in the clinch.
McGraw is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shitlord is defending well for now.
McGraw with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McGraw missing with knees to the body.
McGraw blocking some punches.
Shitlord blocks the elbow strike.
Shitlord pushes McGraw back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T1#
Shitlord tries a body shot but McGraw blocks it.
McGraw swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord misses with an elbow over the top.
McGraw lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McGraw is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Shitlord is defending well for now.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
McGraw with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Shitlord is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
McGraw landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McGraw missing with knees to the body.
Shitlord with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McGraw throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Shitlord blocks it with crossed arms.
Shitlord throws a punch but it's blocked by McGraw.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGraw lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
McGraw has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Shitlord seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if McGraw can turn it around.
Shitlord leaning against his opponent.
McGraw throws a knee to the head but misses.
Shitlord prevents a body shot from McGraw.
McGraw swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitlord avoiding damage as McGraw throws knees to the body.
McGraw throws a punch but it's blocked by Shitlord.
Shitlord is looking to control McGraw's arms but McGraw gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shitlord has his back to the cage.
McGraw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGraw misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shitlord tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McGraw tries to land a knee to the head but Shitlord blocks with his arms.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shitlord on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T3#
McGraw lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Shitlord is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Shitlord. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Shitlord works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Shitlord with a flurry of punches that miss.
Shitlord is stalling in the full guard.
Shitlord working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T4#
Shitlord throws a big right hand that misses.
Shitlord trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Shitlord is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shitlord is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McGraw.
McGraw misses with a body kick.
Shitlord scores with a jab.
McGraw throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shitlord sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Shitlord moves in looking to clinch but McGraw pushes him off.
McGraw throws out a counter right but Shitlord avoids it with no problem.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGraw misses with the combination.
McGraw throws a hook but Shitlord blocks it.
McGraw takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord stalks McGraw and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McGraw's face. McGraw staggers backwards, shaken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but PillowHands McGraw will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
A telegraphed right hand from McGraw misses the target. #CL#
Shitlord moves into range and clinches up with McGraw.
McGraw prevents the takedown attempt.
McGraw lands with a left to the head.
PillowHands McGraw seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shitlord is looking for a takedown up against the cage. McGraw gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Shitlord drops to a knee looking for a takedown but McGraw gets the underhooks and prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for William Shitlord. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McGraw with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Shitlord taking a breather.
Shitlord blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGraw throws a punch but it's blocked by Shitlord.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body.
McGraw trying to land knees to the body.
McGraw scores with a shoulder strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McGraw just misses with a elbow thrown towards Shitlord's brow.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but McGraw avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage. #T1#
McGraw lands a shoulder strike.
Shitlord throws a head punch that misses.
McGraw tries a knee to the head but Shitlord blocks it.
McGraw digs a right hand into Shitlord's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Shitlord's gas tank.
McGraw looking to throw knees to the head but Shitlord is blocking nicely.
Shitlord trying to control the position but instead, McGraw has worked for underhooks and has pushed Shitlord into the cage.
Shitlord blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McGraw's elbow. #BC2#
McGraw breaks from the clinch.
Shitlord tries to clinch but McGraw is having none of it. #CL#
Shitlord pushes McGraw up against the cage in a clinch.
McGraw putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Shitlord in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
McGraw blocks a body shot from Shitlord.
McGraw looking to throw knees to the head but Shitlord is blocking nicely.
Shitlord takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T2#
Shitlord takes a knee right on the jaw!
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Shitlord has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McGraw after a bit of a struggle.
McGraw crunches a lovely knee into Shitlord's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGraw misses with an elbow over the top.
McGraw lands an elbow just above Shitlord 's eye.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McGraw.
McGraw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord avoids a wild elbow strike from McGraw.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGraw.
McGraw working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord has McGraw pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. McGraw manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Shitlord takes an elbow to the temple.
McGraw unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but McGraw avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.
McGraw lands a nice uppercut.
McGraw lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGraw lands a good knee to the midsection. Shitlord won't want to take too many of those.#T3#
A quick uppercut on the inside from McGraw. #BC2#
McGraw breaks the clinch.
Shitlord tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McGraw circles away quickly and effectively.
Shitlord throws a lazy uppercut
and McGraw counters with a straight right hand.
Shitlord moves into range and connects with a jab.
McGraw lands with a cross. #ROC2#Shitlord is rocked!
McGraw misses with an uppercut. Shitlord saw that one coming.
William Shitlord is winning the standup battle so far.
Shitlord checks the leg kick nicely there.
A swing and a miss from McGraw.
Shitlord moves out of range of the body kick.
Shitlord is looking to clinch.
Shitlord moves out of range as McGraw strikes.
McGraw tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McGraw swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T4#
McGraw tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Shitlord was well out of range. Poor timing from McGraw.
Shitlord is looking to counter punch.
McGraw uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Shitlord.#CL2#
McGraw clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
McGraw blocks an uppercut.
McGraw blocks an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McGraw obliges.
McGraw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McGraw is defending well.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
McGraw lands with a left to the head.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
McGraw is leaning against Shitlord and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Shitlord takes a shot to the head.
McGraw misses with some punches.
McGraw tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

PillowHands McGraw showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Shitlord's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
A big right from Shitlord misses.
McGraw throws a jab but it's blocked by Shitlord.
McGraw connects with a single shot there.
McGraw showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Shitlord.
McGraw tries to counter with a clinch but Shitlord shakes him off and moves away.
Shitlord misses the jab.
Shitlord clobbers McGraw with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CL2#
McGraw moves into the clinch.
McGraw throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGraw lands a hook that snaps the head of Shitlord backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McGraw scores a nice knee to the body.
McGraw using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Shitlord has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Shitlord takes a shot to the head.
McGraw pushes Shitlord back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, McGraw scores with a nice short uppercut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McGraw.
McGraw avoids the elbow strike from Shitlord, against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
McGraw softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McGraw lands with a short shot to the head.
McGraw has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McGraw creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Shitlord's defenses.
Oh Shitlord is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CUT2#It looks like William Shitlord has been cut.
Knees in the clinch landing for McGraw.
McGraw lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
Shitlord seems to have got his legs back now.
McGraw tries to throw a body punch but Shitlord avoids it by throwing McGraw back against the cage.
McGraw lands an elbow just above Shitlord 's eye.
McGraw working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McGraw pushes Shitlord back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McGraw unloads a knee to the mid-section. Shitlord lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGraw scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGraw lands a big right hand that drops Shitlord! The killer instinct kicks in and McGraw finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by McGraw!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). PillowHands McGraw!
A very excited looking PillowHands McGraw made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: SAFO 57 Randleman v Flexy
Date: May 02, 2020

#R1##TD2#
Shitlord shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
McKill looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB2#
Shitlord drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McKill dives on top into guard.#REVR#
McKill sitting in guard here, content to control.
McKill cracks Shitlord with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McKill working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Shitlord's head.
McKill is looking to work some ground and pound but Shitlord has wrist control.
McKill slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T1#
Shitlord keeping moving, preventing McKill from controlling successfully.
McKill engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Shitlord holds on and takes a little breather.
McKill sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Shitlord trying to control the position. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Shitlord looking to hit a scissor sweep but McKill is one step ahead there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shitlord utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
McKill seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Shitlord throws a hook but McKill blocks it.
Shitlord throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It looked like McKill was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shitlord.
Shitlord scores with a body shot.
Shitlord lands a two punch combo. #T3#
McKill walks into a stiff left hand from Shitlord.
Shitlord tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McKill paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Shitlord on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jab from McKill .
McKill takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Shitlord tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Shitlord.
A big left from Shitlord misses.
It looked like McKill wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McKill avoids the head kick by Shitlord.
McKill swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McKill digs a good body shot into Shitlord's ribs.
Shitlord misses with a hook
and McKill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McKill throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shitlord scores with a jab. McKill acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shitlord tries to clinch up but McKill circles away and keeps his distance.
Shitlord moves to clinch but McKill breaks away
and McKill counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitlord.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
McKill gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Shitlord passes McKill 's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Shitlord throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McKill is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
Shitlord is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so McKill is just riding it out for now. Shitlord eventually gives up the hold.
Shitlord trying to control from McKill 's half guard. McKill has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Shitlord doesn't manage to clinch there - McKill circles away.
A little feinted left hand from McKill on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Shitlord tries to clinch but McKill is having none of it.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
McKill displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shitlord throws out the jab.
Shitlord tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord catches McKill with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
We've been told by McKill 's head coaches at JAG Battle Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Shitlord wants to clinch.
A big left from McKill misses.
Shitlord missing with a left hand there. McKill was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shitlord is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord closes the distance but McKill moves to the side
and McKill counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shitlord throws a hook to the side of McKill 's head but McKill sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by McKill . #T1#
McKill looking to control but instead Shitlord has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
McKill is thwarting Shitlord's attempts to control the position.
McKill missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Shitlord blocking the ground and pound attempt from McKill .
McKill missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Still in half guard, McKill seems content to control.
McKill wants to control but Shitlord is keeping him busy.
McKill slows the pace down in half guard. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Shitlord wants to improve his position but McKill is controlling well.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Shitlord has hold of McKill 's hands but McKill slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McKill is trying to control the action in half guard but Shitlord is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB#
Shitlord makes his way to full guard, as McKill worked for a kimura.
Shitlord looking for a sweep. Not yet Shitlord, not yet. #T3#
McKill makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McKill controlling from the top position.
Shitlord bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McKill 's guard. #REVB#
McKill is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Shitlord wanted to stand there but McKill had control of the position.
Shitlord must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Shitlord wants to stand and escape but instead McKill has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR##T4#
McKill with a flurry of punches that miss.
Shitlord can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McKill controls the pace.
McKill wants to control from the top but Shitlord keeps moving.
McKill working some strikes from top position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Shitlord is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
McKill looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kev McKill dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Shitlord wants to clinch.
Shitlord ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McKill moves away.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
William Shitlord seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McKill moves out of range as Shitlord strikes.
A swing and a miss from Shitlord.
Shitlord tries to clinch but fails miserably
and McKill counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shitlord thinking.
Shitlord throws a hook but McKill avoids it easily.
Jab by Shitlord.
Shitlord is looking to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord tries to clinch there but McKill circles away.
Shitlord thuds his right hand into McKill 's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Shitlord waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McKill .
McKill uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shitlord.
McKill was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shitlord jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T1#
McKill digs a good hook to Shitlord's body.
Shitlord closes the distance looking to clinch
and McKill cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shitlord throws a series of punches but McKill avoids them all with ease.
Shitlord misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McKill .
It looked like McKill was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Shitlord.
Shitlord defending well as McKill loads up on a big left hand.
Shitlord tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and McKill counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Shitlord connects with a jab.
McKill swats away the attempt to clinch by Shitlord.
McKill avoids a punch combination nicely. #T2#
Shitlord swings widly with a right hand
and McKill counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A jab from McKill misses.
A jab from Shitlord finds it's way through McKill 's defenses.
McKill fails to land with a series of punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McKill slips a straight right by Shitlord.
McKill throwing a counter right hand but Shitlord manages to avoid it.
Shitlord wants to clinch up but McKill keeps it at a distance.
Shitlord throws a sloppy body shot
and McKill counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD2#
Shitlord looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McKill trying to control but Shitlord postures up. #T3#
Shitlord is trying to control. McKill wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McKill moves into full guard.
Shitlord trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McKill has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
McKill has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Shitlord can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
McKill had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Shitlord defends it easily.
Shitlord throwing strikes from guard but McKill blocks nicely. #T4#
McKill working a defensive guard here.
Shitlord trying to control but McKill is working from the bottom.
McKill has control of Shitlord's left arm, preventing Shitlord from doing any damage.
McKill not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
McKill seems keen to control Shitlord's posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to William Shitlord.
I think Shitlord has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 29:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... William Shitlord!
Post fight, William Shitlord stared into the camera and said 'Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.

Event: SAFO 53 Finnegan v Marston
Date: Apr 12, 2020

#R1#
Shitlord feints and then cracks Norris's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Norris down.
Shitlord misses with a few strikes there.
A counter left hand to the body from Norris misses its target.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body. Norris takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Norris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Shitlord dives in for a single leg takedown but Norris sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Shitlord is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Norris pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Shitlord.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Shitlord creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Shitlord pressing his opponent against the cage.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Norris is trying to maintain a safe position but Shitlord gets an underhook and turns Norris into the cage.
Shitlord misses with an elbow strike.
Shitlord avoids a wild elbow strike from Norris.
Norris misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
A short left from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a left to the head. #T2#
Shitlord lands a right hand that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Norris prevents a body shot from Shitlord.
Norris trying to stall but Shitlord improves his position.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Nice body punch from Shitlord - that landed with a thud.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Shitlord just leaning against Norris, taking a breather.
Shitlord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.#T3#
Shitlord throws out a powerful jab.#CL2#
Shitlord gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Norris scores with a nice short uppercut.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch to the body. #T4#
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Norris.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Shitlord.
Norris's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Shitlord is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shitlord lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Norris backwards.
Shitlord slows down the pace here.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that round.
That's time! Norris's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Shitlord is trying hard to land a takedown here. Norris sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Shitlord connects with a right hand. Norris shakes it off.
Norris moves out of range of the strikes.
Norris lands a jab to the nose.
The fighters circling - Shitlord throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #CL2#
Shitlord clinches up against the cage.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord.
Shitlord continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Norris prevents a takedown attempt there. #T1#
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Shitlord lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Shitlord scores with a nice short uppercut.
Shitlord lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Norris being controlled against the cage.
Norris blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord stalling the fight.
Shitlord taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Norris.
Shitlord is looking to take this one to the mat.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.#T2#
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body.
Shitlord can't find room to land a body shot as Norris controls the action.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord.
Come on Shitlord - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Shitlord misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord tries to work over Norris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord leaning his opponent against the cage.
Norris blocks a body shot from Shitlord. #T3#
Shitlord stalling the fight.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Norris avoids the elbow strike from Shitlord, against the cage.
Shitlord's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Shitlord misses with a body punch.
Norris misses with a punch on the inside.
Norris is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A short uppercut from Norris.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Shitlord misses with some punches. #T4#
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Norris changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Shitlord fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Shitlord, right into the meat.
Norris blocks a head kick by Shitlord.
Norris throws a hook to the side of Shitlord's head but Shitlord sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Norris takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Norris throws a jab when Shitlord was well out of range.
Shitlord pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Norris throws the left hand but Shitlord avoids the punch easily.
Donk. Shitlord catches Norris right on the button with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shitlord blocks a jab.
Shitlord lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL2#
Shitlord drives through and clinches with Norris against the cage.
Shitlord stalling in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Shitlord gets a clinch.
Norris blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shitlord wants to take the fight to the mat but Norris manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Shitlord tries a body shot but Norris blocks it.
Shitlord misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Shitlord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Shitlord.
Shitlord is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Norris is defending well.
Charles Norris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Norris.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside. #T1#
Norris misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shitlord throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Shitlord is trying to drag Norris to the mat but Norris just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Shitlord looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Norris looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shitlord avoiding damage.
Shitlord drops down looking for an ankle pick but Norris pulls his leg out and moves away.
Norris throws a jab but it's blocked by Shitlord. #CL2#
Shitlord has managed to clinch.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Norris controls his hands.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord leaning against his opponent.
William Shitlord seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#BC#
Norris breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Shitlord moves into the clinch.
Shitlord swings wildly with an uppercut but Norris uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch on the inside from Norris fails to land.
Shitlord tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Shitlord goes for a takedown in the clinch but Norris prevents it.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.#T3#
Norris has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Shitlord avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Norris blocking some punches.
Shitlord lands a hook to the side of the head.
Norris fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Norris gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Norris swings away with an uppercut that misses. #T4#
Norris has had enough of the clinch but Shitlord keeps him there for the moment.
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but Norris avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.
Norris has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Shitlord avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Shitlord is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Norris working aggressively here.
Shitlord displaying some good clinch control by pressing Norris up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shitlord holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Charles Norris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
William Shitlord is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Shitlord drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

And that's the end of the fight!
William Shitlord comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Shitlord has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Shitlord!
In his post fight interview, William Shitlord gave a big smile as he said 'Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.

Event: SAFO 51
Date: Apr 04, 2020

#R1##TD#
Mulder drives through with a takedown into guard.
Shitlord keeping moving, preventing Mulder from controlling successfully.
Shitlord working a defensive guard here.
Mulder slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Shitlord is on top in guard. #REVB#
Mulder wants to sweep here but Shitlord controlling him for the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mulder lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T1#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mulder accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mulder postures up in Shitlord's guard and throws a big left but Shitlord blocks it.
Shitlord looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mulder landing some decent shots from guard.
Mulder trying to control the position from guard on top but Shitlord is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shitlord avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mulder is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Mulder throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Shitlord works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mulder working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mulder is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Mulder scoring with some ground and pound.
Shitlord avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mulder throwing strikes from guard but Shitlord blocks nicely.
Mulder trying to control the position from guard on top but Shitlord is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mulder throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mulder postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mulder pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Shitlord is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Shitlord avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Shitlord tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mulder postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mulder showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Mulder moves out of range of the strikes.
Shitlord slips a jab from Mulder.
Mulder looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Shitlord misses with a looping left.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Mulder closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Shitlord's guard.
Mulder throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mulder's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mulder working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Shitlord utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mulder seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T4#
Mulder throws an elbow that misses. Shitlord uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Mulder's guard. Nice move by Shitlord!#REVB##SUB#
Mulder is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Shitlord is aware though and is defending well.
Mulder managing to control the position.
Mulder not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mulder lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Shitlord is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Niek Mulder dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
Mulder slips a jab and a cross from Shitlord.
Shitlord lunges at Mulder with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mulder's hand. #CL2#
Mulder gets tackled into the cage by Shitlord. Shitlord maintains the clinch.
Mulder jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Shitlord walks away with a smile on his face. Mulder gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Mulder gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shitlord works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Shitlord moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.#TD#
Mulder closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Shitlord quickly recovers to half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shitlord is looking for a sweep. Mulder is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Niek Mulder overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mulder controlling the pace.
Mulder lands with a punch from half guard. #SUB#
Mulder wants to work for an arm triangle but Shitlord is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Mulder looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#T1#
Mulder wants to take a breather but Shitlord is having none of it.
Shitlord trying to control here.
Mulder landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Mulder wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shitlord keeps working.
Mulder working Shitlord over with strikes.
Mulder working Shitlord over with strikes.
Mulder is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Shitlord can do to turn this around?
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mulder lands a nice short elbow.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Mulder thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Shitlord's head.
Shitlord is refusing to be controlled, as Mulder sits in half guard. #T2#
Mulder thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Shitlord's head.
Mulder thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Shitlord blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mulder.
Mulder throwing shots but Shitlord is blocking nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mulder connects with a nice short shot to Shitlord's temple.
Mulder is trying to control. Shitlord wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mulder is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Mulder wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shitlord keeps working.
Mulder prevents Shitlord from improving his position.
Mulder not doing much here. #T3#
Mulder throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Mulder with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Mulder thows a huge punch but Shitlord dodges it nicely.
Mulder thows a huge punch but Shitlord dodges it nicely.
Mulder seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Mulder is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mulder missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mulder sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Shitlord defending well though.
Mulder is taking a breather. Shitlord says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Mulder sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Shitlord defending well though.
Shitlord has hold of Mulder's hands but Mulder slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Mulder trying to control the action but Shitlord is working from the bottom.
Mulder has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mulder performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shitlord is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Niek Mulder dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Mulder scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Mulder looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Shitlord with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Mulder thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mulder is trying to control. Shitlord wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Mulder sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Shitlord defending well though.
Shitlord is refusing to be controlled, as Mulder sits in half guard.
Mulder not landing any meaningful shots this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Mulder missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Mulder not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Shitlord trying to control from the bottom. #T1#
The fighters are battling for position here. Shitlord manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Mulder trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mulder scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mulder throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mulder throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Shitlord works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mulder controls from within his opponent's guard.
Mulder has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Shitlord tries to clinch there but Mulder circles away.
Shitlord displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
William Shitlord is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mulder takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mulder blocks a jab.#TD#
Mulder scores with a takedown into Shitlord's guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mulder's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Mulder makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Mulder scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Mulder postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Mulder lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Shitlord looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mulder is one step ahead there.
Mulder is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T3#
Shitlord utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mulder with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mulder postures up in Shitlord's guard and throws a big left but Shitlord blocks it.
Mulder lands a couple of digs.
Mulder postures up and lands a big shot to Shitlord's brow.
Mulder passes Shitlord's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Mulder scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Mulder scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Shitlord trying to control from the bottom. #T4#
Mulder lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Shitlord takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mulder trying to pass the guard but Shitlord defending well.
Mulder throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Mulder scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Shitlord is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Mulder's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Mulder's back!
Shitlord controlling well, preventing Mulder from escaping the position.
Shitlord throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Mulder tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
William Shitlord has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Niek Mulder is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mulder regains half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Niek Mulder showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mulder, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Niek Mulder!
A relieved looking Niek Mulder thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: SAFO 47 IsMore v Emelianegro
Date: Mar 21, 2020

#R1#
Shitlord throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cassel looks to land a combination but Shitlord avoids it well.
Cassel fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shitlord lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cassel throws a head kick that misses.
Shitlord throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cassel stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cassel slips a straight right by Shitlord.
Cassel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shitlord.
Shitlord misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick misses from Cassel.
William Shitlord seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitlord misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cassel.
Shitlord looks to land a left hand but Cassel moved out of range nicely.
Nice jab there from Shitlord.
Cassel throws a right hand that Shitlord ducks under and follows up with a left that Shitlord also avoids with ease.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A telegraphed right hand from Shitlord misses the target. #CL2#
Shitlord gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Shitlord lands a nice shot to the body. #T1#
Still in the clinch, Shitlord scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cassel is trying to force a seperation but Shitlord has the dominant position.
Shitlord's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Shitlord misses with some punches.
The referee calls for Shitlord to work.
Cassel is trying to break the clinch but Shitlord is controlling him.
Shitlord lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cassel or not.
Shitlord stalls.
Shitlord slows down the pace here.
Cassel has had enough of the clinch but Shitlord keeps him there for the moment.
Shitlord lands with a short shot to the head. #T2#
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Shitlord tries to throw a body punch but Cassel avoids it by throwing Shitlord back against the cage.
A short left from Shitlord.
Cassel has had enough of the clinch but Shitlord keeps him there for the moment.
Shitlord lands with a light punch inside.
Cassel has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Shitlord lands a body shot in the clinch.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cassel blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shitlord misses with some punches.
Cassel wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Shitlord has him pressed against the cage.
Shitlord leaning against his opponent.
Shitlord lands with a short shot to the head.
Cassel tries to circle away but Shitlord has him pinned against the cage.
Shitlord is trying to drag Cassel to the mat but Cassel just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Shitlord stalls. #T3#
Shitlord lands a right hand.
Shitlord tries to work over Cassel's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Shitlord throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cassels head.
Shitlord scores with a shot to the side of Cassel's head.
Cassel trying to control the position but instead, Shitlord has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cassel into the cage.
Shitlord prevents a body shot from Cassel.
Shitlord is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cassel gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nice body punch from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands a right hand.
Shitlord tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cassel avoids it.#BC#
Cassel manages to break the clinch.
Shitlord will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T4#
Shitlord lands with a nice body punch.
Cassel wants to clinch up but Shitlord keeps it at a distance.
Shitlord thuds a left hand into Cassel's body.#CL2#
Shitlord has Cassel up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitlord lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shitlord pushes Cassel back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cassel is pressed up against the cage. Shitlord has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cassel down to the mat. Cassel avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jorge Cassel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
Shitlord misses with a low kick.
A big right from Shitlord misses.
A little feinted left hand from Cassel on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cassel tries to land a front kick but Shitlord steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#CL#
Cassel has Shitlord up against the cage in a clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cassel backwards.
Cassel is trying to push Shitlord away but Shitlord has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
A jab from Cassel misses.
Shitlord throws a right hand that Cassel ducks under and follows up with a left that Cassel also avoids with ease.
Shitlord swinging wildly here.
Nice uppercut lands for Shitlord. That snapped Cassel's head back.
Shitlord works Cassel's body with a nice hook.
Jab from Shitlord.
Shitlord has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Shitlord connects with a body shot that sends Cassel's belly button to the back.
Cassel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cassel throws a wild body kick that Shitlord sees coming a mile off.
Shitlord is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cassel with a body shot.
Shitlord throws a body punch but Cassel moves out of range.
Shitlord feints a jab promting Cassel to slip. Shitlord then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cassel slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shitlord moves out of range as Cassel strikes.#CL#
Cassel gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.
Shitlord slowing the pace effectively.
Shitlord lands a body punch.
Stalling in the clinch from Shitlord. #T1#
Shitlord controlling the action here for a moment.
A short right from Cassel on the inside.
William Shitlord seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Shitlord blocks an uppercut.
A bit of stalling here from Shitlord.
A short left from Shitlord.
Shitlord scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cassel is looking to break free of the clinch but Shitlord has double underhooks.
Shitlord lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cassel.
Cassel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right handed body shot lands from Shitlord.
Cassel trying to stall but Shitlord improves his position.
Cassel wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Shitlord has him pressed against the cage.
Shitlord lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Shitlord. #ROC2#
Cassel is rocked!#T2#
A short left from Shitlord.
Oh Cassel is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Shitlord is pushing Cassel up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Shitlord is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Cassel prevents the takedown attempt.
Shitlord displaying some good clinch control by pressing Cassel up against the cage.
Shitlord lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cassel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shitlord has Cassel pushed against the cage.
Shitlord lands an uppercut.
Shitlord presses Cassel against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Shitlord scores with a shot to the side of Cassel's head.
Shitlord dips a shoulder and cracks Cassel with a mighty uppercut! Cassel falls back against the cage and Shitlord unloads with a barrage of strikes! Cassel is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Shitlord screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Shitlord!
William Shitlord took some time post fight to say the following; 'Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.

Event: SAFO 42 Frost vs Chaelsson II
Date: Feb 29, 2020

#R1#
Cockfags misses with a hook
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cockfags swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cockfags throws a lazy uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a left to the body.
Cockfags takes a swing at Shitlord's ribcage but misses.
Shitlord blocks a head kick by Cockfags. #CL2#
Cockfags rushes Shitlord and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cockfags managing to block the knees to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Cockfags fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cockfags can't find room to land a body shot as Shitlord controls the action.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockfags misses with some punches. #T1#
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockfags backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cockfags swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Cockfags misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cockfags trying to control the position but instead, Shitlord has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockfags into the cage.
Shitlord lands a body shot.
Cockfags stalling in the clinch but Shitlord improves position.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockfags lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T2#
A short right from Shitlord on the inside.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord lands an uppercut.
Shitlord being controlled against the cage.
Cockfags tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitlord avoids the damage to the body.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body.
Shitlord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#
Cockfags is rocked!
Shitlord has Cockfags pushed against the cage.
Cockfags is still on wobbly legs! Can Shitlord finish him?
Cockfags tries to work over Shitlord's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shitlord lands an elbow that stopped Cockfags in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockfags has a couple of punches blocked by Shitlord. #T3#
Shitlord lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags looks winded!
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shitlord.
Shitlord throws a big uppercut that drops Cockfags! More strikes from Shitlord and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cockfags lies dazed against the cage as Shitlord celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Shitlord!
As William Shitlord got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.

Event: SAFO 37 Russian Collusion
Date: Feb 01, 2020

#R1#
Romero ducks under a wild hook from Shitlord.
Romero closes this distance looking for a takedown but Shitlord circles away.#CL2#
Shitlord gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD#
Shitlord is fighting off a takedown attempt but Romero is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Shitlord to the mat. Shitlord regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Shitlord can do anything to dispel that myth.
Romero passes into half guard.
Romero tries to pass the half guard into mount. Shitlord knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Romero thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Romero is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T1#
Romero trying to pass the guard but Shitlord defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Romero content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Shitlord is controlling Romero's trapped leg to prevent Romero from advancing to side control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Romero tries to pass to full mount but Shitlord defends it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Romero looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#CL2#
Shitlord rushes Romero and presses him up against the cage.
Romero goes for a takedown in the clinch but Shitlord prevents it.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T3#
Romero drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jorge Romero. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Romero goes for a takedown in the clinch but Shitlord prevents it.
Romero goes for a takedown attempt but Shitlord pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Shitlord connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Romero momentarily.
Shitlord dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#TD#
Romero closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Romero lands in his opponent's guard.#T4#
Shitlord looking to hit a scissor sweep but Romero is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Romero drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Romero jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Romero controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Shitlord is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Shitlord holds on and takes a little breather.
Romero stays in close to Shitlord's body and controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but William Shitlord will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##CL2#
Shitlord instigates a clinch.
A hook to the body from Shitlord.
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Shitlord on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from Shitlord.
Romero tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shitlord's elbow.
Shitlord is pressed up against the cage. Romero has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Shitlord down to the mat. Shitlord avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Romero on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Romero is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Romero uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Shitlord.#T1#
Romero takes one to the chin there.
Shitlord throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Romero drops down looking for a counter takedown but Shitlord sprawls and moves away.
Shitlord scores with a jab to the body.
Romero doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Shitlord to counter with a crisp jab.
Romero fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jorge Romero. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Shitlord closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #T2#
Shitlord lands with a left to the head.
Shitlord softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Shitlord lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #TD#
Romero gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Romero controlling the action here.
Romero tries to pass the half guard into mount. Shitlord knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T3#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Romero lands a nice short elbow.#SUB#
Romero seems to be working for a kimura but Shitlord defends the submission attempt.
Romero content to control rather than advance.
Shitlord is trying to stand up here but Romero is controlling him well.
Romero content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Romero's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Romero has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Further stalling from Romero.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Romero gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Shitlord.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##TD#
Romero changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Shitlord looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The referee asks Romero politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Romero prefers to stall for the moment though.
Shitlord felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord is looking to reverse the position.#T1#
Romero throws a strike aimed at the side of Shitlord's head but Shitlord avoids it well.#SUB#
Romero is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Shitlord is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Romero controls the position.
You can see the frustration on Shitlord's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB#
Romero is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Shitlord is trying to escape and Romero transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Shitlord is forced to tap! Nice work there by Romero! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jorge Romero!
Jorge Romero took some time post fight to say the following; 'No to gay Jesus, I luhhh you'.

Event: Decades Dawn
Date: Jan 09, 2020

#R1#
Dong doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Shitlord connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dong just misses with a punch to the body.
Dong tries to clinch but Shitlord moves away
and Shitlord counters with a stiff right hand.
Dong lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. #CL2#
Dong has managed to clinch.
Dong misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord is working Dong over against the cage.
Shitlord lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
Dong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dong looking to slow down the pace here.#T1#
Dong prevents a body shot from Shitlord.
Shitlord scores with a nice hook to the head.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Shitlord.
Shitlord has Dong pressed against the cage, preventing Dong from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dong is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Shitlord pulls him back up using the underhooks.
The referee is keeping an eye on Shitlord - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Dong has Shitlord pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Shitlord manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
William Shitlord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Franklin Dong.
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike.
We've been hearing reports that Shitlord has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Shitlord throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dongs head.
Dong blocks an uppercut. #T2#
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A shot in the inside from Shitlord.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Dong.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Shitlord.
Shitlord fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dong is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Shitlord avoids a wild elbow strike from Dong.
Shitlord fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord stalling the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shitlord holding his opponent close, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord. #T3#
Shitlord prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Shitlord.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
Shitlord has Dong pushed against the cage.
Dong goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Dong wants to break free but Shitlord has control.
Shitlord's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Shitlord fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dong blocks an uppercut.
Shitlord avoiding damage.
Shitlord blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shitlord stops a takedown attempt from Dong.
Shitlord on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Dong tries for a takedown but Shitlord circles away easily
and Shitlord counters with a stiff right hand.
Dong wants to clinch but Shitlord slips to the side
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dong throws a body punch but Shitlord moves out of range.
Shitlord is looking for a counter combo.
Dong throws a left and a right that both miss
and Shitlord counters with a stiff right hand.
Dong throws a body kick that misses #CL#
and Shitlord counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dong blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Shitlord - that landed with a thud.
Dong is trying to break free.
William Shitlord has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Shitlord struggles to land a body shot inside as Dong controls his hands.
Dong wants to break free but Shitlord has control. #T1#
Shitlord swings wildly with an uppercut but Dong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
A short right from Shitlord on the inside.
Shitlord scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Shitlord stalls.
Dong can't find room to land a body shot as Shitlord controls the action.
Dong blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Shitlord.
Dong blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Shitlord.
Shitlord is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. #T2#
Dong wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
Shitlord gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dong.
Shitlord lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
Dong misses with a punch on the inside.
Dong takes a shot to the head.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord. #T3#
Dong wants to break free but Shitlord has control.
Dong tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Shitlord's elbow.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dong wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dong tries for a takedown. No joy.
William Shitlord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Franklin Dong.
Shitlord stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dong has had enough of the clinch but Shitlord keeps him there for the moment.
Dong blocking some punches.
Nice body punch from Shitlord - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from Shitlord.
Dong tries to throw a body punch but Shitlord avoids it by throwing Dong back against the cage.
Shitlord is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dong can do to turn this around?
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#T4#
Shitlord stalls.
A short uppercut from Shitlord.
Shitlord will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dong up against the cage.
Shitlord displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dong up against the cage.
Shitlord stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Shitlord for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dong.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Dong doesn't manage to clinch there - Shitlord circles away.
Shitlord swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Shitlord as he avoids it easily.
Shitlord tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dong manages to circle out of the way.#TD2#
Dong is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Shitlord's half guard.
Shitlord keeps control of the position for the meantime. #SUB2#
Dong is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Shitlord as he works his way to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T1#
Dong showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Shitlord keeping moving, preventing Dong from controlling successfully.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Shitlord is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dong fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Shitlord avoids it really well and circles away.
Shitlord is looking to counter punch.
Franklin Dong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dong goes for a double leg but Shitlord avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Shitlord continues to drive forward.
William Shitlord has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Franklin Dong.
Dong doesn't manage to clinch there - Shitlord circles away.
Shitlord is looking to counter punch.
Dong looks to clinch
enabling Shitlord to counter with a crisp jab.
Dong misses the shot to the body.
Dong wants to clinch but Shitlord slips to the side
and Shitlord counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dong thinking.
Dong gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dong takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T3#
Dong wants to clinch up but Shitlord keeps it at a distance.
Shitlord swats away the attempt to clinch by Dong.
William Shitlord is winning the standup battle so far.
Dong throws a right hand that misses
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
Dong gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Shitlord lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
Shitlord lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A shot in the inside from Shitlord. #T4#
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.
The referee is keeping an eye on Shitlord - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Dong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Shitlord is stalling here.
Dong is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Dong drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dong looking for a takedown.
Franklin Dong has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
William Shitlord is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Shitlord lands a shoulder strike.
Dong throws a head punch that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
William Shitlord showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Shitlord, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Shitlord!

Event: SAFO Outrage
Date: Dec 14, 2019

#R1#
Cassel scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Jorge Cassel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cassel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It looked like Shitlord wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Cassel scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cassel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shitlord swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cassel wants to clinch
and Shitlord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cassel tries to clinch
and Shitlord counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Shitlord ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cassel throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A little feinted left hand from Shitlord on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cassel throws a right hand that Shitlord ducks under and follows up with a left that Shitlord also avoids with ease.
Cassel lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cassel tries to clinch but Shitlord is having none of it.
Cassel tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitlord swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Cassel misses with an uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a right hand to the body.
Cassel falls off balance throwing a combination
and Shitlord counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Cassel thinking.
Shitlord takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A little feinted left hand from Shitlord on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cassel throws a right and a left that both miss.
Cassel misses with a combination
and Shitlord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cassel throws a lazy uppercut
letting Shitlord counter with a right hand.
Shitlord is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Shitlord blocks a head kick by Cassel.
Cassel throws a lazy body kick
letting Shitlord counter with a right hand.
No joy there for Cassel, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Shitlord on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Cassel looks to land a left hand but Shitlord moved out of range nicely.
Shitlord feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Cassel throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shitlord swats away the attempt to clinch by Cassel.
Shitlord swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Cassel.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitlord on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cassel throws a lazy uppercut
letting Shitlord counter with a right hand.
Cassel wants to clinch up but Shitlord keeps it at a distance.
Shitlord keeps the fight on the outside.
It appears Shitlord was looking to counter with a kick there.
Shitlord slips under a jab from Cassel.#T3#
Cassel falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Shitlord to counter with a crisp jab.
Shitlord moves out of range of the body kick.
Shitlord throwing a counter right hand but Cassel manages to avoid it.
A right-left combo lands from Cassel.
Cassel lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Shitlord backs up against the cage.
Sloppy strikes from Cassel. Those never looked like landing.
Cassel is pawing at Shitlord, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Shitlord's nose. Shitlord is badly hurt! Cassel pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Shitlord tries desperately to hold on but Cassel is relentless in his assault! As Shitlord receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Cassel away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jorge Cassel!

Event: ACE10 Payne Vs Holland
Date: Nov 29, 2019

#R1#
Rothstein misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A little jabbing left from Shitlord on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rothstein attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Rothstein.
Shitlord replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rothstein blocks it well.
Rothstein throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rothstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Shitlord counters with a nice uppercut.
Rothstein with a poor takedown
and Shitlord counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rory Rothstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rothstein with a poor takedown #CL2#
and Shitlord holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #T1#
Shitlord throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rothsteins head.
Rothstein tries to break free but Shitlord pushes him back against the ropes.
Shitlord dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Shitlord keeps control of Rothstein as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Shitlord tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rothstein's elbow.
A short right from Shitlord.
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rothstein backwards.
Rothstein blocks an uppercut.
Rothstein wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shitlord prevents Rothstein from breaking the clinch.
Rothstein tries to circle away but Shitlord has him pinned against the ropes.
Come on Shitlord - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Rothstein prevents a body shot from Shitlord. #T2#
Rothstein wants to break the clinch but can't.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rothstein tries to break the clinch but Shitlord is controlling the position.
Shitlord has Rothstein pressed against the ropes, preventing Rothstein from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rothstein tries to break the clinch but Shitlord is controlling the position.
Shitlord prevents Rothstein from breaking the clinch.
Rothstein working hard to break the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord avoiding damage. #BC#
Rothstein pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rothstein misses with a head kick.
Shitlord is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3#
Rothstein looks to land a right hand but Shitlord moved out of range.
Rothstein throws a head kick that Shitlord semi-blocks.
Rothstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rory Rothstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rothstein throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Shitlord's waist but Shitlord gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Rothstein off to one side.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rothstein shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Shitlord pinned against the ropes. Shitlord gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Rothstein tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Shitlord defends well and Rothstein ends up having to push Shitlord into the ropes where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rothstein fails to land with a series of punches.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein is breathing heavily.
Rothstein swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Rothstein takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Rothstein throws a series of punches but Shitlord avoids them all with ease.
Shitlord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Rothstein fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rothstein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Shitlord sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rothstein backing away here, and Shitlord unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rothstein throws a right and a left that Shitlord avoids nicely.
Rothstein really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fighters circling - Rothstein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rothstein misses with the combination.
Shitlord is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rothstein shoots for a double leg takedown but Shitlord sprawls well. He's pushed Rothstein's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but William Shitlord will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rothstein or perhaps it was just good defense by Shitlord, which made it look bad.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rothstein throws a lazy uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Rothstein is looking to score with low kicks.
Rothstein throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein misses with a left hand
and Shitlord counters with a straight right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rothstein attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shitlord tries a quick counter leg kick but Rothstein is wise to it.
No joy there for Rothstein, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A little jabbing left from Shitlord on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rothstein misses with a double jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Rothstein misses with a body kick.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein throws a solid leg kick but Shitlord takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rothstein.
Shitlord replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Rothstein blocks it well.
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Rothstein.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein fails with a takedown attempt.
Shitlord tries to counter with a clinch but Rothstein shakes him off and moves away.
Rothstein fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rory Rothstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rothstein throws a leg kick
and Shitlord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A telegraphed right hand from Rothstein misses the target.
Shitlord tries to counter with a clinch but Rothstein shakes him off and moves away.
Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitlord swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rothstein throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.#T2#
Rothstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitlord now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Rothstein lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shitlord circles away quickly and effectively.
Rothstein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Horrible takedown attempt by Rothstein or perhaps it was just good defense by Shitlord, which made it look bad.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Rothstein throws a sloppy head kick
and Shitlord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big right from Rothstein misses.
Rothstein shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Shitlord tries to counter by closing the distance.
Rothstein misses with the combination.
Rory Rothstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T3#
Rothstein pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Shitlord looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Shitlord moves away from the strike by Rothstein.
Shitlord steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rothstein.
Rothstein looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rothstein throws a low kick but Shitlord moves out of range easily.
Rothstein throws a half hearted mid kick.
Shitlord tries a quick counter leg kick but Rothstein is wise to it.
Rothstein throws a nice looking combination but Shitlord bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rothstein tries a head kick but it misses.
Shitlord looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rothstein misses with the body kick
and Shitlord counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#
Rothstein is rocked!
Rothstein throws a poor cross that misses
and Shitlord counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Rothstein to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Shitlord!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). William Shitlord!

Event: SMASH: Donnelly vs Bekov (NC)
Date: Nov 09, 2019

#R1#
Gomes moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Gomes misses with a takedown
letting Shitlord counter with a right hand.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Shitlord to counter with a crisp jab.
Gomes tries for a takedown but Shitlord circles away easily
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rui Gomes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gomes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shitlord connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Gomes scrambles back to his feet.
Gomes with a poor takedown
and Shitlord counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gomes takes one to the chin there.
Gomes shoots in and drives through. Shitlord sprawls well.
Gomes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Shitlord counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#TD#
Gomes shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Shitlord napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Gomes trying to control the action but Shitlord is working from the bottom.
Shitlord felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T1#
Gomes is chipping away with strikes.
Shitlord prevents Gomes from moving into mount.
Gomes is staying tight to Shitlord's torso, preventing him from escaping. #SUB#
Gomes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Shitlord is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Gomes wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Shitlord, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Gomes is trying to get an arm triangle but Shitlord is defending well.
Shitlord is trying to get back to half guard.#T2#
Shitlord is trying to escape the position but Gomes is controlling the position.
Gomes creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Shitlord sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
An elbow from Gomes crashes against the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gomes in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
You can see the frustration on Shitlord's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Gomes looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Shitlord is trying to get back to half guard.
Gomes moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Gomes lands a decent elbow from side control.
Gomes remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T3#
Gomes has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Shitlord tries to bench press Gomes off him but Gomes keeps the position.
Gomes working the ground and pound from side control.#SUB#
Gomes is trying to get an arm triangle but Shitlord is defending well.
Gomes scoring with punches and elbows.
Gomes is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position. #T4#
Gomes works to advance to full mount. Shitlord defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs. #SUB#
Gomes working for a guillotine from mount but Shitlord is in no mood to give up.
Gomes controlling the position easily from mount.
Gomes lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Shitlord tries to lock up and control but Gomes gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Gomes looking to control and managing it successfully.
Gomes with good strikes from the mount here!
Gomes controlling his opponent.
Shitlord taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rui Gomes dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Gomes doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Shitlord counter with a right hand.
Gomes fails with the takedown
and Shitlord counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gomes shoots in looking for a takedown. Shitlord tries to sprawl out of it but Gomes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Shitlord manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rui Gomes. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Gomes looking to score a takedown here. Shitlord is defending well but Gomes drives through and ends up in Shitlord's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes wants to control from the top but Shitlord keeps moving.
Shitlord looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Gomes controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T1#
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Shitlord can do anything to dispel that myth.
Shitlord looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Gomes engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Shitlord digs a good body shot into Gomes's ribs.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gomes misses with a takedown
and Gomes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Gomes has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Shitlord finds it's way round the side to connect with Gomes's head.
Gomes walks into a left hand.
Gomes fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Gomes misses with a takedown
and Gomes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rui Gomes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shitlord getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Gomes tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Shitlord defends well and Gomes ends up having to push Shitlord into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Shitlord! But no joy.
Shitlord scores with a nice head shot.#T3#
Gomes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Shitlord cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Shitlord throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Gomes on the side of the head.
Rui Gomes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitlord lands a two punch combo.
Shitlord scores with a punch to the head.
Shitlord stuffs the takedown attempt from Gomes. Gomes gets slowly back to his feet.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body. Gomes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Shitlord lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The fighters circle momentarily. Shitlord darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Shitlord lands a head shot.
William Shitlord is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gomes tries to move into range but Shitlord moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Shitlord bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gomes's head.
Shitlord might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Gomes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Shitlord counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Shitlord throws a leg kick but Gomes checks it.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Shitlord avoids it well and moves away.
Shitlord moves into range and connects with a jab.
Gomes looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Gomes fails with the takedown.
Shitlord changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Shitlord counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Gomes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Gomes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Shitlord counters with a three punch combo that has Gomes backing up. Gomes nods at Shitlord to acknowledge the strikes.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Gomes is defended easily by Shitlord.
A little jabbing left from Shitlord on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Shitlord connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Rui Gomes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gomes walks into a jab.
Gomes tries for a takedown but Shitlord circles away easily
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gomes looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. #TD#
Shitlord gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gomes to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Gomes stays in close to Shitlord's body and controls the position.
Gomes throws a big right hand that misses.
Gomes is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Shitlord is trying to keep Gomes in close.
Gomes working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Gomes advances to half guard. #SUB#
Gomes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Shitlord sees it coming and defends easily.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Gomes thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Gomes throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Gomes connects with a nice short shot to Shitlord's temple.
Shitlord really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gomes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Gomes not doing much here.
Gomes throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Gomes missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Still in half guard, Gomes seems content to control.
Rui Gomes overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gomes throwing shots but Shitlord is blocking nicely. #T3#
Still in half guard, Gomes seems content to control.
Shitlord blocking the ground and pound attempt from Gomes.
Gomes has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Gomes has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Gomes working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Gomes controlling his opponent.
Gomes with good strikes from the mount here!
Shitlord tries to reverse the position but Gomes maintains control.
A nice elbow there by Gomes.
Shitlord taking shots to the head.
Gomes scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Shitlord? #T4#
Shitlord in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gomes lands with some strikes.
Gomes pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.#ROC#
Shitlord is rocked!
Gomes tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Shitlord is still in real trouble! Can Gomes finish him?
Gomes seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Shitlord for as long as he can get away with.
Shitlord seems to have recovered his senses.#SUB#
Gomes working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Shitlord turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Gomes off and cradles Shitlord's limp body as Gomes celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Rui Gomes!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 27, 2019

#R1#
Shitlord lands a jab to the head.
Arantes misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Shitlord cracks Arantes with a good jab.
The crowd cheers as Shitlord lands an impressive looking overhand right. Arantes doesn't seem phased though.
Shitlord shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Arantes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A head kick misses from Arantes.
Arantes wants to clinch.
Arantes tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#CL#
Shitlord gets tackled into the cage by Arantes. Arantes maintains the clinch.
Shitlord throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord lands a left hand that snaps the head of Arantes backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!#BC#
Arantes manages to break the clinch.
Shitlord throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
It looked like Arantes wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Shitlord tries to clinch there but Arantes circles away.
Arantes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Edson Arantes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitlord ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Arantes moves away.
Shitlord throws an overhand right that lands on Arantes's shoulder, as Arantes tries to avoid the shot.
Arantes takes one to the side of the head.
Arantes keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Arantes plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Arantes throws a wild body kick that Shitlord sees coming a mile off.
Shitlord throws a counter combo.
Shitlord lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Arantes slaps away a takedown attempt from Shitlord, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Edson Arantes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
Arantes goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Arantes throws a lazy head kick
and Shitlord counters with a straight right hand.#T2##CL#
Arantes has Shitlord up against the cage in a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Arantes is trying to break the clinch but Shitlord has him pressed against the cage.
Shitlord dodges an elbow strike from Arantes. #BC#
Arantes's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Arantes shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Arantes is breathing heavily.
Arantes looks to land a right hand but Shitlord moved out of range.
Arantes has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Arantes there as he acknowledges the shot.
Shitlord shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Arantes sprawls well. Arantes wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Shitlord gets slowly back to his feet.
Arantes throws a push kick but Shitlord slaps the foot to one side.
Arantes throws a push kick but Shitlord slaps the foot to one side.
Arantes tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Shitlord scores with a hook.
Edson Arantes is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Arantes on the wrong end of a nice hook.#T3#
Good shot there by Shitlord.
Shitlord throws out a powerful jab.
Shitlord connects with a solid leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Arantes.
Shitlord swinging wildly here.
Arantes stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Arantes wants it to stay on the feet.
Shitlord thuds his right hand into Arantes's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Shitlord will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Arantes swinging wildly here.
Shitlord lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Shitlord clobbers Arantes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Good standup being displayed there by Shitlord as he connects with a hook.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Shitlord misses with a leg kick.
Arantes tries to clinch but Shitlord moves out of range.
A jab lands there for Shitlord.
Shitlord is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Arantes had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Shitlord bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Shitlord circles away from the clinch attempt
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Shitlord lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Arantes walks into a stiff left hand from Shitlord.
Shitlord lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Shitlord changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Shitlord's jab looks to have found its range, popping Arantes under the eye.
Arantes tries to clinch up but Shitlord circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Shitlord connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Shitlord connects with a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Shitlord fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
No joy there for Shitlord, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Shitlord throws a leg kick that misses.
Arantes moves in looking to clinch but Shitlord pushes him off.
Shitlord shoots in but no luck this time.
Arantes misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd cheers as Shitlord lands an impressive looking overhand right. Arantes doesn't seem phased though.
A jab lands there for Shitlord.
Shitlord swats away the attempt to clinch by Arantes.
Arantes throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitlord goes for a double leg but Arantes avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Arantes continues to drive forward.
Shitlord scores with a jab to the jaw.
Shitlord lands with an overhand left.
Arantes pushes Shitlord away with a front kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Arantes tries to clinch but Shitlord moves away
and Shitlord counters with a straight right hand.
Shitlord scores with a jab to the jaw.
Arantes moves in looking to clinch but Shitlord pushes him off.
Arantes walks into a left hand.
Shitlord has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Arantes tries to clinch up but Shitlord circles away and keeps his distance.
A bone on bone clash there as Shitlord blocks the leg kick.
Arantes tries to clinch up but Shitlord circles away and keeps his distance.
Shitlord connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CL2#
Shitlord has managed to clinch.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Arantes tries to land a knee to the head but Shitlord blocks with his arms.
Shitlord looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Arantes tries to circle away but Shitlord has him pinned against the cage.
Shitlord is trying to break the clinch but Arantes has him pressed against the cage.
Arantes wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T2#
Shitlord throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Shitlord goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Arantes tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Arantes blocks the elbow strike.
Shitlord drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Edson Arantes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
Shitlord swings wildly with an uppercut but Arantes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Arantes can't break the clinch.
Shitlord misses with a hook to the ribs.
Shitlord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Arantes avoids a wild elbow strike from Shitlord.
Shitlord has Arantes pushed against the cage.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Arantes. #T3#
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Arantes throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Shitlord looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Arantes blocks an uppercut.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord wants to stall.
Shitlord tries to work over Arantes's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A shot in the inside from Shitlord.
Arantes wants to break free but Shitlord has control.
Shitlord stalling in the clinch but Arantes improves position.
Shitlord swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Arantes blocks an uppercut.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Shitlord misses with the head strike. #T4#
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Shitlord breaks from the clinch.
Edson Arantes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Shitlord throws a leg kick but Arantes moved away.
Arantes throws a big counter combination but Shitlord scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Arantes.
Shitlord takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shitlord lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Shitlord catches Arantes with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Shitlord lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shitlord lands a jab.
Arantes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shitlord connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Arantes scrambles back to his feet.
Arantes misses with a head kick.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Arantes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL2#
Shitlord closes the distance and clinches.
Shitlord working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Shitlord showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Shitlord scores with a jab to the jaw.
Arantes checks a leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Arantes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Shitlord has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Shitlord and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Shitlord fails to land the takedown.
Arantes went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Arantes looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Shitlord with a hook.
Shitlord looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Arantes fails with an attempt to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Arantes throws a head kick but Shitlord moves out of range.
Shitlord scores with a jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Arantes misses with a low kick.
Shitlord throws a hook but Arantes avoids it easily.
Arantes takes one to the chin there.#T1#
Shitlord moves out of range of the body kick.
It seemed like Shitlord was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Shitlord cracks a nice hook into Arantes's ribs.
Shitlord will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Edson Arantes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of William Shitlord.
A jab from Shitlord misses.
Arantes throws a nice head kick!
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Arantes.
Arantes on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
William Shitlord seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Shitlord avoids the head kick by Arantes.
Shitlord fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Arantes checks it well.
Shitlord tests Arantes's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Shitlord misses with a few strikes there.
Shitlord misses with a double jab.
Shitlord moves into range and connects with a jab.
Shitlord misses with a few strikes there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Arantes sprawls well. Arantes wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Shitlord gets slowly back to his feet.#T2#
Shitlord works the jab nicely.
Arantes throws a sloppy head kick and Shitlord moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Shitlord moves into the clinch successfully.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord misses with the head strike.
Shitlord tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord is looking to control Arantes's arms but Arantes gets an underhook and turns him. Now Shitlord has his back to the cage.
Arantes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Arantes blocking some punches.
Shitlord misses with the head strike. #T3#
Shitlord is looking for a takedown.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
Arantes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Arantes blocks it with crossed arms.
Arantes is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Shitlord has a couple of punches blocked by Arantes.
Shitlord misses with a short punch on the inside.
Arantes is looking to control Shitlord's arms but Shitlord gets an underhook and turns him. Now Arantes has his back to the cage.
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Arantes blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Shitlord fails to land.
Shitlord looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Shitlord throws a punch but it's blocked by Arantes.
Shitlord working aggressively here. #T4#
Arantes trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shitlord.
Arantes throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Shitlord blocks it with crossed arms.
Good body shot from Shitlord.
Shitlord misses with some punches.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Arantes blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord tries for a takedown but Arantes manages to get underhooks.
Shitlord throws a punch but it's blocked by Arantes.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Arantes.
Arantes blocks an elbow strike.
Shitlord misses with a hook from the clinch.
Edson Arantes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
William Shitlord is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Shitlord digs a right hand into Arantes's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Arantes's gas tank.

And that's the end of the fight!
William Shitlord comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Shitlord has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Shitlord!

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