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Event:
CTMMA 15: Kasai Vs Bresnar
Date: Jan 30, 2022 |
#R1#
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Stank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mouskal stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Stank misses with a body shot.
A left and a right from Mouskal both land. Nice combination. #CUT#It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Mouskal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Mouskal swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stank.
Mouskal shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Nice jab there from Mouskal.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Mouskal lands a nice looking body shot.
Mouskal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mouskal really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stank lands a nice hook to Mouskal's body. Mouskal takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Stank works Mouskal's body with a nice hook.#T1#
Stank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mouskal manages to avoid it.
Stank misses with a double jab.
It looked like Mouskal was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Stank.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mouskal throws a shot from downtown. Stank moves away and avoids it.
Stank moves out of range as Mouskal strikes.
Stank throws a series of punches but Mouskal moves out of range.
Stank slips under a jab.
Mouskal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mouskal dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mouskal cracks a nice hook into Stank's ribs.
Stank swings for the body but Mouskal moves out of range.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank misses the shot to the body.
Stank throws a right hand that Mouskal ducks under and follows up with a left that Mouskal also avoids with ease.
Stank jabs Mouskal to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mouskal has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stank finds it's way round the side to connect with Mouskal's head. #T2#
Mouskal defending well as Stank loads up on a big left hand.
Mouskal looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mouskal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from Stank.
Mouskal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Stank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mouskal moves away.
Mouskal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stank throws a series of punches but Mouskal avoids them all with ease.
Mouskal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stank lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mouskal circles away quickly and effectively.
Stank changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mouskal misses with a combination
and Stank counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Mouskal throws a body punch but Stank moves out of range.
Mouskal lands a nice looking body shot.
Mouskal lands with a cross.
Stank takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mouskal scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T3#
Stank staying out of range there.
Mouskal misses with a left hand
and Stank counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mouskal throws a body shot but no joy.
Stank is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Mouskal rather than just go for the knockout.
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mouskal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Stank steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mouskal.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank staying out of range there.
Stank scores with a nice strike.
Mouskal takes a swing at Stank's ribcage but misses.
Stank throws a counter combo.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stank avoids the body shot from Mouskal.
Mouskal looks to land a combination but Stank avoids it well.
Mouskal looks to throw the jab but Stank is out of range.
Mouskal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stank.
Stank swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stank ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mouskal moves away.#T4#
Stank misses with a two punch combination.
Mouskal throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stank.
Stank scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank throws a right and a left that Mouskal avoids nicely.
Mouskal throws a good cross that connects.
Mouskal misses with a hook.
Mouskal scores with a nice strike.
Stank looks to score with a jab to the body but Mouskal is just out of range.
Stank loads up on a big right hand but Mouskal slips the punch.
Stank throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mouskal on the side of the head.
Stank misses with a double jab
enabling Mouskal to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mouskal looks to land a left hand but Stank moved out of range nicely.
Mouskal connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mouskal misses the jab.
Mouskal connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Mouskal misses with a straight right.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Alak Mouskal will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jank Stank's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Stank lands a nice shot to the body.
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mouskal scores with the left hand. Stank knows he should have avoided that one.
Mouskal misses with a wild body shot.
Stank throws a body punch but Mouskal moves out of range.
Alak Mouskal is winning the standup battle so far.
Stank takes a swing at Mouskal's ribcage but misses.
Stank slips a jab from Mouskal.
Mouskal throws a poor cross that misses
and Stank counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Stank connects with a body shot that sends Mouskal's belly button to the back.
Stank throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mouskal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stank.
Mouskal throws a shot from downtown. Stank moves away and avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Mouskal, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mouskal throws a body shot but no joy.
Stank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Stank counters with a nice body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mouskal takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1#
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stank drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Mouskal defends it well.
Stank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stank ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Stank let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Alak Mouskal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mouskal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Mouskal misses the body punch
and Mouskal takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mouskal misses with a straight right.
Mouskal dodges the punch combination from Stank.
Mouskal gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mouskal lands an overhand right.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mouskal.
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Stank shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mouskal eats them both and turns towards Stank to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mouskal throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T2#
Mouskal avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stank lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Mouskal stuns Stank with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mouskal throws a hook but Stank avoids it easily.
Stank throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Stank.
Mouskal lands a nice hook to Stank's body. Stank takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Mouskal swings for the body but Stank moves out of range.
Mouskal looks to land a combination. Stank sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Mouskal lunges at Stank with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Stank's hand.
A slow jab from Mouskal misses its intended target.
Stank scores with a shot to the body.
Mouskal misses with a hook. Stank ducked under it nicely.
Mouskal throws a right and a left that Stank avoids nicely.
A countering left hand to the body from Stank misses.#T3#
Stank defending well as Mouskal loads up on a big left hand.
Stank displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mouskal throws out the jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank scores with a shot to the body.
Mouskal misses with a few strikes there.
Stank connects with a body shot that sends Mouskal's belly button to the back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mouskal swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Stank makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Stank misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mouskal.
Mouskal was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Mouskal listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Stank stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mouskal takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mouskal takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mouskal misses the shot to the body.
Mouskal throws a left and a right that both miss
and Stank counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
A swing and a miss from Mouskal.
Stank looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stank ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jab from Stank.
Stank misses with the combination.
Mouskal was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A slow jab from Mouskal misses its intended target.
Stank throws out a powerful jab.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Stank throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stank digs a good body shot into Mouskal's ribs.
Mouskal loads up on a big right hand but Stank slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mouskal ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Mouskal avoids the body shot from Stank.
Mouskal swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Stank throws a hook to the side of Mouskal's head but Mouskal sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mouskal with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jank Stank's cut.
That's time! Mouskal's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Stank keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mouskal throwing a counter right hand but Stank manages to avoid it.
Mouskal tests Stank's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stank steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mouskal.
Stank is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Mouskal with a body shot.
Mouskal looks to throw the jab but Stank is out of range.
Mouskal keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mouskal takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Stank misses with a body punch
and Mouskal cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stank uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mouskal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mouskal uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stank.
Mouskal throws out a loose jab but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mouskal missing with a left hand there. Stank was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Mouskal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stank throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Stank connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mouskal's hands.
Stank with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stank ducks under a wild hook from Mouskal.
Mouskal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
An attempted straight right counter from Mouskal misses the target.
Stank keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mouskal.
Stank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mouskal.
And Stank tries to counter it with a takedown but Mouskal pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Mouskal lands with an uppercut that bounces Stank off the cage and back into range.
Stank scores with a body shot.
Mouskal fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Stank needs to keep his hands up - Mouskal had a free shot at his head there.
Stank walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mouskal takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mouskal throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stank throws a combination that misses
and Mouskal makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mouskal uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
A little feinted left hand from Mouskal on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stank lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
#T2#
The fighters circling - Mouskal throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Stank misses with a two punch combination.
Mouskal swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stank looks to land a combination but Mouskal avoids it well.
Stank scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mouskal throws a hook but Stank avoids it easily.
Stank rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mouskal moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Stank throws out a loose jab but Mouskal uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mouskal misses with a wild combination.
Stank sizes up Mouskal with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Stank keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mouskal.#T3#
Stank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mouskal.
Mouskal scores with a one two! Stank had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stank tries to bum rush Mouskal with a series of wild strikes but Mouskal uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mouskal.
Some wild striking there from Stank.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Stank has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mouskal rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD2#
and Stank counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Mouskal keeping moving, preventing Stank from controlling successfully.
Stank must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Stank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mouskal pulls Stank in close to prevent any damage. #T4#
Mouskal's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Mouskal keeping moving, preventing Stank from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Stank is looking to work some ground and pound but Mouskal has wrist control.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jank Stank comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Stank has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jank Stank!
Jank Stank looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Welp errherrmmm... time for me to retire or whatever...'. |
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Event:
CTFA 13: Bresnar Vs Harvey
Date: Dec 04, 2021 |
#R1#
Stank throws a body punch but Kasai moves out of range.
Kasai misses with a wild combination.
Kasai clobbers Stank with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Stank misses with a body punch
and Kasai cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stank throws a poor cross that misses
and Kasai counters with a three punch combo that has Stank backing up. Stank nods at Kasai to acknowledge the strikes.
Kasai lands a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kasai throws a shot to the body.
Stank rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kasai moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Stank swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kasai counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stank misses with a left hand
and Kasai counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stank wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Stank with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kasai to score with a decent uppercut.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank throws a body punch but Kasai moves out of range.
Kasai connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kasai throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Stank on the side of the head.
Kasai is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A slow jab from Stank misses its intended target.
Kasai feints a jab promting Stank to slip. Kasai then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Stank slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#ROC#Stank is rocked!
Kasai definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kasai counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keizo Kasai!
Keizo Kasai bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
CTFA 12: Michel Vs Bresnar
Date: Nov 03, 2021 |
#R1#
Mannion bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stank moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mannion slips a jab from Stank.
Stank darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
We've been told by Mannion's head coaches at whitey's gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mannion ducks under a wild hook from Stank.#KD2#
Stank lands a left and a right that sends Mannion crashing to the canvas! Stank dives into mount looking to finish!#ROC2#Mannion is rocked!
Mannion on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Mannion tries to get out of the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stank lands a big elbow - Mannion is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Mannion is forced to tap out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Jank Stank!
As Jank Stank got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I heard that Keizo is a Neo NAZI!!!! And Ermmmmmm... idk if you know but I HATE NAZIS!!!!! '. |
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Event:
CTFA FN 3: Neich Vs Harrington
Date: Oct 11, 2021 |
#R1#
Stank catches Fujinuma with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Stank tests Fujinuma's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice straight punches there by Stank. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Stank.#ROC#Fujinuma is rocked!#CL2#
Fujinuma moves into the clinch.
Fujinuma is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fujinuma is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Stank gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Fujinuma is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Stank is defending well.
Jank Stank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hajimaro Fujinuma.
Stank prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fujinuma has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Stank after a bit of a struggle.
Stank prevents the takedown attempt.
Stank lands a shoulder strike.
Nice elbow from Stank.
A right hand to the body from Stank.
Fujinuma drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fujinuma tries for a takedown. No joy.
#T1#
Stank manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Stank gets underhooks to prevent Fujinuma's takedown attempt.
Fujinuma tries to score a body lock takedown but Stank shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Stank lands an elbow inside that Fujinuma shrugs off.
Stank is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Fujinuma wants a takedown but no success here.
Stank lands a hook that snaps the head of Fujinuma backwards.
Stank lands a left hand.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short uppercut from Stank.
Fujinuma drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Stank gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Fujinuma looks winded!
Stank lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T2#
Fujinuma goes for a takedown in the clinch but Stank prevents it.
Fujinuma has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Stank is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fujinuma has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Stank after a bit of a struggle.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short left from Stank.
Fujinuma drops down looking for an ankle pick but Stank pulls his leg out and moves away.
Fujinuma walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fujinuma is still on wobbly legs! Can Stank finish him?
Stank closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Fujinuma out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jank Stank!
As Jank Stank got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Ermmmmmm... This is why I didn't retire lol'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 72: BMA vs El Shabazz
Date: Sep 22, 2021 |
#R1#
Stank rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Shackleton counter with a right hand. #CUT#It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
The fighters circling - Stank throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stank looks to land a right hand but Shackleton moved out of range.
Shackleton takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stank throws out a loose jab but Shackleton uses good head movement to avoid it.
A big left from Shackleton misses.
Shackleton looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Shackleton.
Stank swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Stank feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Shackletons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#KD2#
Shackleton ducks straight into an uppercut from Stank and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Shackleton manages to regain guard straight away.
#ROC2#Shackleton is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shackleton looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Oh Shackleton is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stank content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB#
Shackleton has his foot on Stank's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Stank works his way back into a safe position though.
Stank is looking to work some ground and pound but Shackleton has wrist control.
Stank trying to control the position from guard on top but Shackleton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shackleton has control of Stank's left arm, preventing Stank from doing any damage. #T1#
Stank trying to control the position from guard on top but Shackleton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Shackleton seems to have got his legs back now.
Shackleton bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Stank's guard. #REVR#
Stank controls Shackleton momentarily but Shackleton frees himself.
Stank managing to control the position.
Stank really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Shackleton. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Shackleton works over Stank with some ground and pound from guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stank has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Shackleton has passed into side control.
Stank taking a bit of punishment here - Shackleton scoring with strikes. #SUB#
Shackleton is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Stank has escaped the position, nice work there.
You can see the frustration on Stank's face as Shackleton controls the position. #T2#
Shackleton has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#SUB#
Shackleton wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Stank, who protects the arm well.
Stank wants to control but Shackleton postures up.
Shackleton is looking to take a break and control but Stank is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Stank is looking for a sweep.
Shackleton controls the position. #T3#
Shackleton is looking to take a break and control but Stank is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Stank struggling a bit here.
Stank taking a bit of punishment here - Shackleton scoring with strikes.
Stank can't do much from the bottom here.
Shackleton trying to control the position but Stank is working away.
Shackleton staying calm.
Stank tries to bench press Shackleton off him but Shackleton keeps the position. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB#
Shackleton is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Stank has escaped the position, nice work there.
Stank is trying to improve his position.
Shackleton wants to control but Stank is keeping him busy.
Shackleton controlling the position from side mount. #SUB#
Shackleton tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Shackleton has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Stank is looking to regain half guard here but Shackleton keeps moving and retains side control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Biggie Shackleton will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jank Stank's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Stank keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Shackleton is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stank.
Stank throws a hook to the side of Shackleton's head but Shackleton sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shackleton has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stank finds it's way round the side to connect with Shackleton's head. #CL#
Shackleton rushes Stank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stank avoiding damage as Shackleton throws knees to the body.
Shackleton crunches a lovely knee into Stank's ribcage.
Shackleton lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shackleton.
Stank gets through Shackleton's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC#
Shackleton breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Stank lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Shackleton throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stank might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Shackleton comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jank Stank seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
Shackleton has closed the distance and engaged Stank in a clinch.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch. #T1#
Stank lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shackleton backwards.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Shackleton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shackleton lands a hook that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Shackleton scores a nice knee to the body.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Shackleton.
Shackleton missing with knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from Shackleton. #BC#
Shackleton breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Shackleton looks to score with a jab to the body but Stank is just out of range.
Nice cross by Shackleton.
A jab from Shackleton misses.
Stank ducks right into an uppercut from Shackleton.
The fighters circling - Stank throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shackleton is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T2#
Stank throws out a loose jab but Shackleton uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shackleton uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Stank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stank works the jab nicely.
Stank misses with a looping right.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shackleton.
Shackleton throwing a counter right hand but Stank manages to avoid it.
Stank lands the left hand.
Shackleton on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Shackleton scores with the left hand. Stank knows he should have avoided that one.
Shackleton throws a leg kick but Stank checks it.
Shackleton wants to land a leg kick but Stank is out of range.
Stank throws an overhand right that lands on Shackleton's shoulder, as Shackleton tries to avoid the shot.
Stank misses with a hook. Shackleton ducked under it nicely.
Shackleton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Shackleton avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stank scores with a crisp jab that stopped Shackleton in his tracks.
Stank is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Shackleton walks into a stiff left hand from Stank.
Shackleton connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stank. Stank circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T3##CL#
Shackleton closes the distance and clinches.
Shackleton misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Stank.
Stank pushes off an throws an elbow but Shackleton leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Shackleton misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Stank.
Shackleton tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stank avoids it.
Stank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shackleton missing with knees to the body.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank avoiding damage as Shackleton throws knees to the body.
Shackleton lands with a right to the head. #ROC#Stank is rocked!
Shackleton is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Stank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stank on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Shackleton blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
#T4##BC#
Shackleton breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Stank throws a jab but it's blocked by Shackleton.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Shackleton's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stank connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Shackleton scrambles back to his feet.
Stank lands a head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank throws a lazy right hand but Shackleton sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A slow jab from Shackleton misses its intended target.
Shackleton slips a jab from Stank.
Shackleton was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Shackleton drops Stank with a huge uppercut! Stank drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Shackleton is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biggie Shackleton!
A relieved looking Biggie Shackleton thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 65: Songrin vs Yeung
Date: Aug 04, 2021 |
#R1##TD#
Prawira scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Stank wants to improve his position but Prawira is controlling well.
#SUB#
Prawira is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Stank defends it well. #SUB#
Prawira is trying to work for a kimura but Stank is defending well.
Stank is looking for a sweep. Prawira is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Prawira is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank is trying to get back to full guard.
Stank really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Prawira. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Prawira is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#T1##SUB#
Prawira is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Stank sees it coming and defends easily.
Stank wants to improve his position but Prawira is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stank trying to control here.
Stank wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Prawira is looking for a kimura but Stank is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Prawira to get the leverage.
Stank has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Prawira is working away from the top position though.
Stank is trying to control but Prawira manages to pass to mount!
#T2#
Prawira trying to control but Stank is having none of it.
Stank is looking to get to half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Stank wants to hold on but Prawira pushes him away.#SUB#
Prawira has hold of Stank's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Stank manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Stank is squirming around, avoiding Prawira's attempts to control the action.
Stank tries to control the position but Prawira now has his back.
#T3#
Stank rolls, trying to escape but Prawira keeps control of the position.
#SUB#
Prawira working for a choke but Stank is defending well. #SUB#
Prawira is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Stank knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Stank for a finish.
Prawira controlling well, preventing Stank from escaping the position.
#SUB#
Prawira looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB#
Prawira looking for the choke but no joy. #T4##SUB#
Stank showing good submission defense here.
#SUB#
Stank preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Prawira.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank tries to break free.
#SUB#
Prawira tightening his grip on Stank, looking for the choke. #SUB#
Stank is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Prawira gets his way!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jaka Prawira dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Prawira looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Stank smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Prawira moves out of range of the strikes.#TD#
Prawira feints and as Stank raises his hands in defense, Prawira changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Prawira throws a big elbow that misses.
Stank seems keen to control Prawira's posture.
Prawira wants to control from the top but Stank keeps moving.
Stank is trying to keep Prawira in close.
Prawira might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank controlling Prawira's posture.
Stank tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Stank keeping moving, preventing Prawira from controlling successfully.
Stank wants to sweep here but Prawira controlling him for the moment. #SUB#
Prawira drops back looking for a leg! Stank is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stank manages to kick Prawira off! Prawira jumps back into Stank's guard.
Prawira lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Stank controls Prawira momentarily but Prawira frees himself.
Jaka Prawira overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Stank looking to hit a scissor sweep but Prawira is one step ahead there.
Prawira postures up in Stank's guard and throws a big left but Stank blocks it. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Stank is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Prawira working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Stank's head.
Prawira trying to control but Stank is working from the bottom.
Stank is trying to control the position but Prawira postures up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
A big left from Stank misses.
Prawira uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stank.
Stank looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Stank keeps the fight on the outside.#T3#
Stank looks to land a right hand but Prawira moved out of range.
The fighters circling - Stank throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Prawira shoots in looking for a takedown. Stank tries to sprawl out of it but Prawira keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Stank manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Stank connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #TD#
Prawira shoots in and gets a takedown into Stank's guard.#SUB#
Prawira thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Stank looking to hit a scissor sweep but Prawira is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Prawira is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Prawira preventing the sweep. #T4#
Stank controls Prawira momentarily but Prawira frees himself.
Prawira wants to control from the top but Stank keeps moving.
Prawira scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB#
Prawira drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Prawira jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stank wants to sweep but no luck.
Stank trying to keep a closed guard but Prawira is proving a slippery customer.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Prawira content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB#
Prawira is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jaka Prawira dominated that second round.
That's time! Prawira's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Stank misses with an uppercut.
Prawira walks into a stiff left hand from Stank.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stank scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Stank enables Prawira to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Stank manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Prawira working some strikes from top position.
Prawira trying to control but Stank is working from the bottom.
Stank is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stank can do anything to dispel that myth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prawira trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Stank keeping moving, preventing Prawira from controlling successfully.
Prawira passes Stank's left leg - he's now in half guard. #T1#
Prawira working over Stank with some ground and pound. Stank looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB#
Prawira is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Stank doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Prawira.
Stank wants to improve his position but Prawira is controlling well.
#SUB#
Prawira is trying to work for a kimura but Stank is defending well.
Stank throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
#T2#
Stank is looking for a sweep. Prawira is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Stank is trying to control but Prawira manages to pass to mount!
Stank tries to lock up and control but Prawira gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Stank is working to get back to half guard.
Prawira content just to control the position here.
Stank tries to lock up and control but Prawira gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Prawira wants to control the pace but Stank is squirming around nicely.
Prawira takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T3#
Prawira pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Stank tries to hold on but Prawira pushes him away.
Stank might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Prawira haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Stank is desperately trying to improve his position but Prawira has a good base and remains in mount.
Prawira moves to the back. #SUB#
Stank preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Prawira. #SUB#
Prawira tightening his grip on Stank, looking for the choke. #SUB#
Prawira looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Stank taps!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jaka Prawira!
Jaka Prawira managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Urban Fighter, into his post fight interview.
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 62:Goncalves vs Victor
Date: Jul 14, 2021 |
#R1#
Da Santiago has a takedown stuffed.
Stank feints the counter takedown.
Stank throws a sloppy head kick and Da Santiago moves out of range easily.
Stank throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and Da Santiago counters with a takedown into side control.
Stank tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Stank has one of Da Santiago's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stank is looking for a sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Da Santiago wants to control but Stank is keeping him busy.
Da Santiago controls the position.
Stank looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stank is trying to improve his position.#T1##SUB#
Da Santiago tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Stank tries to buck Da Santiago off but Da Santiago is having none of it.#SUB#
Da Santiago tries for a kimura but Stank is defending well.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stank can do anything to dispel that myth.
A lull in the action here as Da Santiago stalls from top position.
Stank regains half guard.
Stank is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Da Santiago's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Da Santiago's back!
Da Santiago manages to reverse the position and now he's in Stank's guard. Nice work there by Da Santiago.
#T2#
Stank looking to hit a scissor sweep but Da Santiago is one step ahead there.
Stank keeping full guard, as Da Santiago tries to pass.
Da Santiago being controlled here momentarily.
Stank working a defensive guard but Da Santiago manages to pass into side control anyway.
Da Santiago controlling the position from side mount. #T3#
Stank is looking to regain half guard here but Da Santiago keeps moving and retains side control. #SUB#
Da Santiago is trying to get an arm triangle but Stank is defending well. #SUB#
Da Santiago has hold of Stank's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Stank tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Da Santiago cranks the arm and Stank screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Stank, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Alessio Da Santiago!
An out of breath Alessio Da Santiago thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF55:Camorra v Anderson 3
Date: May 26, 2021 |
#R1#
Heed throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stank sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Heed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big right from Stank misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Heed. That snapped Stank's head back.
Nice defenses there by Stank.
Stank looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stank takes a swing at Heed's ribcage but misses.
Heed misses with a few strikes there.
Drapton Heed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank throws a hook but Heed blocks it.
Stank tries to bum rush Heed with a series of wild strikes but Heed uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank misses with a low kick.
Heed throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice uppercut lands for Heed. That snapped Stank's head back.
Heed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Heed takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Stank closes this distance looking for a takedown but Heed circles away.#KD#
Heed cracks Stank with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Heed has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Stank to stand back up!#ROC#Stank is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank looks for a takedown but Heed sprawls well.
Stank is still on wobbly legs! Can Heed finish him?
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Heed engages and cracks Stank with a massive lead left hook - Stank tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Heed is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Drapton Heed!
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF 69: Camara vs Skystalker
Date: Apr 24, 2021 |
#R1#
Danga de danga de dang - Stank scores with a four punch combination!
A chopping leg kick lands by Harris.
Harris scores with a jab to the head.
Stank shoots for a takedown but Harris saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The fighters circling - Harris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stank avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stank doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Stank fails to land the takedown.
Stank walks into a stiff left hand from Harris.
Stank throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Stank throws a series of punches but Harris moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harris fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Stank checks it well.
Stank is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Harris keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harris throws a good cross that connects.
#T1#
Harris scores with a nice right hand.
Stank throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Harris's waist but Harris gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Stank off to one side.
Max Harris has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jank Stank.
Stank fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Harris dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Harris jabs Stank to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Harris scores with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Stank.
Harris dips to his left and cracks Stank with an uppercut!
Max Harris is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2#
Harris gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Harris has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stank must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Harris utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T2#
Harris is adopting a defensive guard.
Stank tries to free his leg and advance position but Harris is retaining full guard.
Harris keeping moving, preventing Stank from controlling successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Harris is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Stank wants to sweep here but Harris controlling him for the moment. #T3#
Harris's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Harris throws a big right hand that misses.
Stank really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Harris. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Stank looking for a sweep. Not yet Stank, not yet.
Harris is stalling in the full guard.
Harris passes Stank's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Harris wants to free his trapped foot but Stank is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Harris trying to control the pace. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SU#
Harris gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Harris lands a jab to the head.
Stank moves out of range as Harris strikes.
Harris works over Stank's head and body with a nice combination.
Harris connects with a body shot.
Harris throws a body shot but no joy.
Stank looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stank throws a body punch but Harris moves out of range.
Stank checks a low kick from Harris.
Harris swings for the body but Stank moves out of range.
Harris dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Harris connects with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Max Harris dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Stank avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stank scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stank shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Harris looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Harris takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Harris uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
Harris connects with a right that clearly hurt Stank. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Harris proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Stank collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Max Harris!
The defeated Jank Stank had this to say: 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WNF 45: St Pat's Day Massacre
Date: Mar 17, 2021 |
#R1#
An inside leg kick lands from Hayden.
Hayden lands a leg kick that knocks Stank off balance momentarily.
Stank throws a sloppy head kick and Hayden moves out of range easily.
Hayden changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hayden. That's going to slow Stank down.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Stank is defended easily by Hayden.
Hayden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Stank misses the shot to the body.
Hayden changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Hayden has closed the distance and engaged Stank in a clinch.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from Hayden.
Hayden has Stank pushed against the cage.#T1#
Stank working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Hayden has Stank pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Stank manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Stank gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Hayden.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Hayden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hayden stalling the fight.
Hayden blocks an uppercut.
Hayden pressing his opponent against the cage.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
#T2#
Hayden is struggling to control the position.
Hayden's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Hayden gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hayden pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hayden slowing the pace effectively.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Clay Hayden.
Stank throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hayden looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Stank tries to land a front kick but Hayden steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hayden stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hayden wants it to stay on the feet.#T3#
Hayden buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Stank misses with a right hand
and Hayden counters with a slapping leg kick.
Stank misses with a low kick.
Hayden lands a nice shot to the body.
Hayden throws a leg kick which misses Stank's front leg but catches the back leg as Stank tries to avoid it.
Stank throws an overhand right that lands on Hayden's shoulder, as Hayden tries to avoid the shot.
Hayden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stank moves away.
Stank throws a push kick but Hayden slaps the foot to one side.
Stank fails to land the takedown.
Clay Hayden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jank Stank.
Hayden with a hook.
Good leg kick by Hayden. #T4#
A punch combination from Stank misses.
Stank tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hayden was well out of range. Poor timing from Stank.
Stank throws a head kick but Hayden moves out of range.
Stank's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Stank throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Hayden counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stank won't be happy with that.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hayden wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stank keeps working. #SUB#
Hayden is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Stank has escaped the position, nice work there.
Hayden working the ground and pound.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Hayden in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Stank tries to improve position but can't.
Hayden controls the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Clay Hayden dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Stank has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hayden.
Stank takes a swing at Hayden's ribcage but misses.
Hayden connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hayden misses with a hook.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
Hayden cracks a nice hook into Stank's ribs.
Hayden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hayden fires out a quick counter leg kick but Stank just manages to avoid it.
Hayden throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hayden connects with an inside leg kick.
Jank Stank is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Stank tries to sprawl but Hayden drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Hayden working Stank over with strikes.
Hayden winds up and cracks Stank with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Hayden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stank can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank wants to control but Hayden is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Hayden is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#T1#
Hayden slips a nice elbow through Stank's hands, connecting with Stank's forehead.
Stank trying to control but Hayden postures up.
#SUB#
Hayden is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Stank is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Clay Hayden!
During a confident post fight interview, Clay Hayden thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Jank Stank had this to say: 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 38: Camara v Henderson
Date: Jan 27, 2021 |
#R1#
Fitzgerald lands a jab.
Fitzgerald sizes up Stank with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fitzgerald.
Stank shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fitzgerald defends it nicely.
Fitzgerald appears to be looking for a big counter.
We've been told by Fitzgerald's head coaches at Beasties that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jab, jab by Fitzgerald - just one landing.
Fitzgerald really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Stank thows a leg kick but Fitzgerald checks it
and Fitzgerald cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Stank misses the target.
Fitzgerald lands with an overhand left.
Stank shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #ROC#Stank is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fitzgerald sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Stank's defenses. It connects perfectly with Stank's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Greg Fitzgerald!
As Greg Fitzgerald got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Even when I fight up a weight class I'm just too damn big for these lightweights! I tower over them. It's fookin' bedtime for anyone who tries to stand with me! I'm on a path of destruction & won't be satisfied until a belt is around my waist! I'm from fookin' Birmingham! '.
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 32: Gracie vs Levesque
Date: Dec 16, 2020 |
#R1#
Stank scores with a sloppy right hand. Jackson should have avoided that one.
Stank dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stank keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Stank lands a head shot.#TD#
Jackson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Stank quickly recovers to half guard.
Jackson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Jackson prevents Stank from standing back up.
Jackson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jackson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Stank on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Stank on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stank is looking to control Jackson's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Stank avoid being mounted?
Jackson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Stank is trying to stand back up but Jackson is controlling him
#T1#
Jackson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Stank trying to control from the bottom.
Jackson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Jackson lands with a punch from half guard. #ROC#Stank is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jackson lands a big elbow - Stank is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Jackson!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tyrell Jackson!
Tyrell Jackson seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Jank Stank had this to say: 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF 45: Garcia vs Escalante
Date: Nov 07, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trayans cracks Stank with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CUT#It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Stank throws a right hand that Trayans ducks under and follows up with a left that Trayans also avoids with ease.
Stank catches Trayans with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Trayans fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Trayans pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stank throws a hook but Trayans avoids it easily.
Trayans throws a body punch but Stank moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Trayans - that will leave a mark!
Stank cracks Trayans with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Stank throws a right hand that Trayans ducks under and follows up with a left that Trayans also avoids with ease.
Trayans scores with a nice strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for Trayans, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Trayans slips under a jab.
Trayans seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Trayans lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Trayans.#ROC#Stank is rocked!
Stank throws out a loose jab but Trayans uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromTrayans.
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stank fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Stank throws a jab but it's blocked by Trayans.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Trayans! Stank is out on his feet! Trayans rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Stank is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Stank is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Trayans!
Tom Trayans seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
WCF WNF 21: Zynne vs Escalante
Date: Sep 30, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ayomy moves in looking to clinch but Stank pushes him off.
Stank is looking for the big counter here.
Stank scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stank looks to land a combination but Ayomy avoids it well.
Danga de danga de dang - Stank scores with a four punch combination!
Ayomy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ayomy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#CL#
Ayomy closes the distance and clinches. #BC2#
Stank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ayomy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stank keeps the fight on the outside.
Despite the aggression on Stank's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Donk. Ayomy catches Stank right on the button with a cross.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ayomy avoids a low kick by using good footwork.#CL#
Ayomy forces Stank back against the cage and clinches.
Stank lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #TD#
Ayomy has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Stank clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!#SUB#
Ayomy looking for the choke from the back.
Ayomy scores with punches from the back.
#T1##SUB#
Ayomy is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Stank defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Stank takes a big shot to the side of the head.
#SUB#
Ayomy is persistently looking for the submission but Stank is defending it well.
#SUB#
Stank preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Ayomy. #SUB#
Ayomy working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Stank is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Ayomy has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Stank taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tommy Ayomy!
Our winner, Tommy Ayomy, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Jank Stank spoke after the fight, saying 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 22, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ninsei lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Stank misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A right-left combo lands from Stank. #CUT2#It looks like Ryusaki Ninsei has been cut.
Stank tries to bum rush Ninsei with a series of wild strikes but Ninsei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ninsei tries to clinch up.#CL#
Ninsei closes the distance and clinches.
Ninsei tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stank avoids it.#BC2#
Stank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A bone on bone clash there as Ninsei blocks the leg kick.
Ninsei lands a head kick!
Stank keeps the fight on the outside.
Ninsei is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stank throws a counter combo.
Stank moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#T1#
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Ninsei throws a quick counter head kick but Stank was just out of range.
Ninsei thuds a left hand into Stank's body.
Some wild striking there from Stank.
Ninsei jabs Stank to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Good work by Ninsei as he checks the leg kick.
Stank throws a right hand that Ninsei ducks under and follows up with a left that Ninsei also avoids with ease.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ninsei.
Ninsei is looking to counter the offense by Stank and move into the clinch.
Ninsei tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ninsei tries to clinch there but Stank circles away.
#KD2#
Stank lands a left and a right that sends Ninsei crashing to the canvas! Stank dives into mount looking to finish!#ROC2#Ninsei is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ninsei is looking to get to half guard.
Oh Ninsei is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#T2#
Ninsei is working hard here to advance position.#SU2#
Stank stands up from mount. Strange move.
Ninsei seems to have got his legs back now.
Stank avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Stank misses with a wild combination.
Ninsei tries to counter with a takedown but Stank is quick to defend against it.
Stank lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Stank tries a low kick but Ninsei avoids it.
Stank throws a low kick but Ninsei moves out of range easily.
Stank moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ninsei lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Stank misses with a double jab.
Stank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
#T3#
Ninsei lands a head kick. Stank smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Ninsei checks a leg kick.
Stank misses with a two punch combination.
Ninsei is looking for a counter combo.
Stank throws a leg kick but Ninsei moved away.
Ninsei slips a jab and a cross from Stank.
Ninsei is looking to counter with head kicks.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ninsei looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ninsei tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stank swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ninsei tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stank swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Stank fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#CUT2#Ryusaki Ninsei's cut is getting worse.
Ninsei throws a head kick that misses. #T4#
Stank lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Stank.
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.#KD2#
A jab-cross combination lands for Stank and sends Ninsei crashing to the mat! Stank follows him down to the mat - Ninsei regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
Stank looks winded!#ES#
Ninsei kicks off Stank and gets to his feet.
Ninsei is looking to clinch.
Some wild striking there from Stank.
Ninsei throws a big counter combination but Stank scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
No joy there for Stank, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ninsei tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stank misses with a straight right.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Ninsei went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Stank keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ryusaki Ninsei's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Ninsei throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ninsei steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stank.
Stank throws out a loose jab but Ninsei uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank swinging wildly here.
Stank blocks a head kick by Ninsei.
Ninsei misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Stank throws a series of punches but Ninsei moves out of range.
Stank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jank Stank seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ninsei.
Stank throws a series of strikes that have Ninsei backpedaling.
Ninsei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#T1#
No joy there for Stank, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ninsei lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Stank tries to bum rush Ninsei with a series of wild strikes but Ninsei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ninsei misses with a head kick.
Ninsei tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Stank paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ninsei lands with a straight right. Stank didn't see that one coming.
Stank tries to bum rush Ninsei with a series of wild strikes but Ninsei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stank swats away the attempt to clinch by Ninsei.
Ninsei fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stank manages to avoid it.
Ninsei takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Stank lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninsei circles away quickly and effectively.#T2#
Stank takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Stank. Those never looked like landing.
Stank is breathing heavily.
Stank missing with a left hand there. Ninsei was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ninsei throws a big counter combination but Stank scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Ninsei dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ninsei is looking to clinch but Stank is avoiding it.
Stank throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ninsei is looking to wear down Stank with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Stank avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stank throws a big shot that misses.
Ninsei keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stank.
Stank throws a leg kick
and Ninsei counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Stank tries to bum rush Ninsei with a series of wild strikes but Ninsei uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#T3#
The fight stays on the outside here - Ninsei looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ninsei throws a right hand that Stank ducks under and follows up with a left that Stank also avoids with ease.
Ryusaki Ninsei is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ninsei checks the leg kick.
Stank connects with a high kick.
Ninsei fails in his attempt to clinch.
Stank throws a series of punches but Ninsei avoids them all with ease.
Ninsei is looking for a counter combo.
Ninsei lands a nice shot to the body.
Ninsei goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ninsei throws a head kick that half lands.
#KD2#
Nice combo by Stank! Oh, that's hurt him - Ninsei falls to the canvas and Stank follows him into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ninsei's legs.
Ninsei manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #T4#
Ninsei is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stank's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stank's back!
Stank is keeping busy.
Ninsei avoiding Stank 's attempts to control his hands.
Stank wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ninsei trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ryusaki Ninsei's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Ninsei lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stank misses with a straight right.
Sloppy strikes from Stank. Those never looked like landing.
Ninsei appears to be looking for a big counter.
Stank is looking to chop away at Ninsei's legs.
Ninsei slips a jab and a cross from Stank.
Stank jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ninsei tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Stank manages to circle out of the way.
Ninsei punishes Stank's body with a nice straight punch.
Ninsei uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Stank.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Stank finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Stank throws a head kick that misses
and Ninsei counters with a three punch combo that has Stank backing up. Stank nods at Ninsei to acknowledge the strikes.
Ninsei connects with a high kick. #T1#
Ninsei lands with a slapping head kick.
Stank misses with the combination.
Stank takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ninsei lands with a slapping head kick.
Ninsei tries to clinch but Stank moves out of range.
Ninsei blocks a jab.
Ninsei throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Stank has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Stank throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ninsei checks a leg kick.
Ninsei tries to clinch there but Stank circles away.
Stank is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Stank lands the left hand.
Stank throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T2#
Ninsei moves in looking to clinch but Stank pushes him off.
Stank blocks a head kick by Ninsei.
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Stank throws a series of punches but Ninsei moves out of range.
Stank misses with a double jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ninsei tries to clinch up but Stank circles away and keeps his distance.
Stank does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ninsei attempts a counter takedown but Stank avoids it well and moves away.
Stank circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ninsei scores with a head kick. Stank tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Some wild striking there from Ninsei.
Stank throws a right hand that Ninsei ducks under and follows up with a left that Ninsei also avoids with ease.#T3#
Stank throws a right hand that Ninsei ducks under and follows up with a left that Ninsei also avoids with ease.
Ninsei is looking for a counter combo.
Ninsei lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stank throws a series of punches but Ninsei avoids them all with ease.
Stank thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ninsei appears to be looking for a big counter.
Ninsei avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ninsei appears to be looking for a big counter.
Ninsei is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Stank.
Ninsei pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Stank throws a right and a left that both miss.
A nice leg kick from Ninsei, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stank throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T4#
Stank misses with a hook. Ninsei ducked under it nicely.
It looked like Ninsei was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Ninsei scores with a head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ninsei swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Stank looks to land a combination but Ninsei avoids it well.
Stank throws a lazy uppercut
and Ninsei counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Stank is lucky that one didn't land flush.
A right-left combo lands from Stank.
Stank lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ninsei circles away quickly and effectively.
Ninsei scores with a hook to the body. Stank takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ninsei scores with a head kick.
Ninsei throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ninsei is looking to clinch but Stank is avoiding it.
Ryusaki Ninsei has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jank Stank is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Stank swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ninsei throws a big counter combination but Stank scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jank Stank.
I've got Stank winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jank Stank!
Jank Stank made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Errrrhermmm... Not meaning to sound rude or ermmm... Complain... But was my morale so bad to get y'know ermmmm... Get called out...'. |
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Event:
Sucker Punch 155# CSS Finals
Date: Aug 12, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank misses with a double jab.
Stank is looking to chop away at Artist's legs.
Artist tries to counter by closing the distance.
Artist moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Stank swats away the attempt to clinch by Artist.
Stank misses with a jab, cross combination.
Artist is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.#KD2#
Artist lands a big head kick that sends Stank tumbling to the mat! Artist takes a step backwards and waves Stank back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2#It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stank avoids the head kick by Artist.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stank misses with a wild combination.
Artist uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
Artist circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Stank drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Artist follows Stank to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ko Artist!
Jank Stank was interviewed post fight and said 'Ermmmmm... This is not what i expected lolzer'. |
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Event:
Sucker Punch 155# CSS Semis
Date: Jul 11, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank misses with a few strikes there.
Versteeg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Versteeg wants to clinch up but Stank keeps it at a distance.
Versteeg tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Stank swivels and escapes.
Versteeg avoids the body shot from Stank.
Versteeg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Stank swats him away and circles back towards the center. #KD2#
Stank lands a head kick that stumbles Versteeg and the fighters go to the mat. #ROC2#Versteeg is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Versteeg can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Stank controls the pace.
Oh Versteeg is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stank distracts Versteeg with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Stank loads up on a big left hand. Versteeg felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Stank looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Versteeg can't hide his disappointment, as Stank celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jank Stank!
An intense looking Jank Stank took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Ermmm... for once I wasn't the underdog which is kinda epic'. |
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Event:
Sucker Punch 155# CSS RD2
Date: Jun 13, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Winston forces Stank back against the cage and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Winston.
Winston has Stank pressed against the cage, preventing Stank from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Winston keeps control of Stank as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Stank has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Winston misses with a knee to the head.
Stank wants to break free but Winston has control.
Stank has had enough of the clinch but Winston keeps him there for the moment.
Winston tries to land a knee to the head but Stank blocks with his arms.
Winston using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Stank has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Stank misses with a punch to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stank creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stank can't break the clinch.
Winston is trying to drag Stank to the mat but Stank just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Winston creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Winston has Stank pressed against the cage, preventing Stank from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Winston tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Stank avoids it.
Stank managing to block the knees to the body from Winston.
Stank wants to get back to striking at distance but Winston won't allow it.
Stank can't break the clinch.
#T1#
Stank avoiding damage as Winston throws knees to the body.
#BC2#
Stank pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Stank throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Winston counters with a takedown into side control.
Stank gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! #SUB#
Winston is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Winston!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Piney Winston!
Piney Winston spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ummm... Awkward Idk waht to say'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 16, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stank changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Greenbaum tries to avoid it but Stank manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Greenbaum to the ground. Greenbaum escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Greenbaum rushes Stank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stank throws an elbow but misses.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Greenbaum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stank.
Stank with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Stank pushes Greenbaum back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Greenbaum misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Stank goes for a takedown attempt but Greenbaum pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
We've been told by Stank's head coaches at Kung Pao that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Stank shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Greenbaum defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jank Stank. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Greenbaum gets a clinch.
Stank goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Greenbaum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Greenbaum.
Stank lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Greenbaum is defending well for now.
Stank misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum lands a nice shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Greenbaum is working Stank over against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
Greenbaum scores with a hook to the body.
Stank manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum tries to work over Stank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Greenbaum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Stank takes a shot to the head.
Greenbaum misses with a body punch.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with a punch to the body.
Greenbaum lands with a light punch inside.
Stank blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum tries a body shot but Stank blocks it.
Stank tries a body shot but Greenbaum blocks it.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocking some punches.
Greenbaum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stank tries to throw a body punch but Greenbaum avoids it by throwing Stank back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Greenbaum working aggressively here.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Stank blocking some punches.
Stank lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stank tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Greenbaum's elbow.
Stank takes a shot to the head.
Stank misses with a body punch.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum lands a right hand.
Stank has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Greenbaum after a bit of a struggle.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum lands with a right to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank tries a body shot but Greenbaum blocks it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Stank fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Stank on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Greenbaum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stank.
Greenbaum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Stank.
A short right from Greenbaum on the inside.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
Stank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right from Stank on the inside.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank working aggressively here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gus Greenbaum dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Greenbaum has closed the distance and engaged Stank in a clinch.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum misses with a punch to the body.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stank.
Greenbaum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum tries to work over Stank's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Greenbaum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank blocking some punches.
Greenbaum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Gus Greenbaum seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
Stank blocks a body shot from Greenbaum.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Greenbaum's brow.
Greenbaum lands with a right to the head.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank is working for takedown but Greenbaum is calmly controlling the position for now.
Greenbaum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Stank is trying to stall.
Greenbaum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank blocking some punches.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank throws a punch but it's blocked by Greenbaum.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Greenbaum prevents a body shot from Stank.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stank is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stank tries to work over Greenbaum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.
Stank jumps into guard, dragging Greenbaum to the mat.
Stank is pulling down on Greenbaum's head to control his posture.
Stank lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Stank trying to control the position from guard on top but Greenbaum is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Greenbaum looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stank is one step ahead there.
Greenbaum tries to strike from the bottom.
Greenbaum wants to stand up but Stank is controlling him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stank engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Greenbaum trying to strike off his back.
Greenbaum is looking to stand up but Stank isn't so interested in that idea.
Stank drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Stank jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Stank stops Greenbaum from standing up.
Greenbaum being controlled here, momentarily.
Stank lands a couple of elbows.
Stank is standing up over Greenbaum. Greenbaum looks to escape but Stank dives into side control.
Stank works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum is pushing Stank's head away, looking to escape. Stank manages to hold on to the position though.
Greenbaum is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Stank works to advance to full mount. Greenbaum defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Stank landing strikes from the mount.
Greenbaum really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Stank. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Greenbaum really wants to buck Stank off and get back to his feet.
Stank has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stank with shots to the head and body - Greenbaum looks very uncomfortable down there.
Greenbaum takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Greenbaum is trying to stand.
Stank blocks Greenbaum's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stank unloading with bombs!
Stank working Greenbaum over with strikes here.
Stank working for a guillotine from mount but Greenbaum is in no mood to give up.
Stank looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Greenbaum is rocked!
Stank controlling from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Greenbaum gets a clinch.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Greenbaum.
A head punch on the inside from Greenbaum fails to land.
Greenbaum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Stank misses with the head strike.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Greenbaum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Greenbaum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Stank throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Greenbaums head.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum scores with a shot to the side of Stank's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Greenbaum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Stank swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Greenbaum.
Greenbaum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stank doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Greenbaum lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Greenbaum.
Stank has a couple of punches blocked by Greenbaum.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Greenbaum as Stank tries to tie him up.
Greenbaum digs a right hand into Stank's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Stank's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Stank fails to land.
Greenbaum works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Stank misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Greenbaum scores with a nice short uppercut.
Greenbaum gets through Stank's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Greenbaum lands a body shot in the clinch.
Greenbaum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Greenbaum is working Stank over against the cage.
A short left from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stank throws a head punch that misses.
Greenbaum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stank blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Greenbaum.
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank trying to control the position but instead, Greenbaum has worked for underhooks and has pushed Stank into the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Greenbaum blocks an uppercut.
Greenbaum cracks Stank with a nice body shot.
Greenbaum lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Greenbaum.
Greenbaum digs a right hand underneath Stank's ribcage. Stank let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stank wants a takedown but no success here.
Stank is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Greenbaum is keeping busy.
Greenbaum lands a nice shot to the body.
Greenbaum lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stank backwards.
Greenbaum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Greenbaum pushes Stank back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Stank misses with some punches.
Stank misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum throws a punch but it's blocked by Stank.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum lands a body shot.
Stank takes a shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Greenbaum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Greenbaum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum lands a left hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot in the inside from Greenbaum.
Stank is rocked!
Greenbaum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Oh Stank is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Greenbaum has a couple of punches blocked by Stank.
Greenbaum misses with the head strike.
Greenbaum misses with some punches.
Stank seems to have got his legs back now.
Stank changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Greenbaum fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Greenbaum pushes Stank up against the cage in a clinch.
Stank tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Greenbaum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Greenbaum swings wildly with an uppercut but Stank uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Stank struggles to land a body shot inside as Greenbaum controls his hands.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gus Greenbaum comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Greenbaum has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 28:29
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gus Greenbaum!
A victorious Gus Greenbaum thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Ummm... Awkward Idk waht to say'. |
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Event:
SAFO 58 Frost v IsMore II
Date: May 06, 2020 |
#R1#
Stank fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Callen misses.
Callen blocks a head kick by Stank.
Stank doesn't manage to clinch there - Callen circles away.
Stank dodges the punch combination from Callen.
A combination from Stank does no damage.
Callen scores with a three punch combo!
#CUT#
It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Callen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stank avoids a punch combination nicely.
#CL2#
Stank clinches up with Callen and pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Stank breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Callen lands a nice hook to Stank's body. Stank takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A punch combination from Stank misses.
Callen lands a really nice looking cross but Stank seems unphased.
Stank wants to clinch up but Callen keeps it at a distance.#T1##CL#
Callen drives through and clinches with Stank against the cage.
Callen working hard to break the clinch.
Stank tries to circle away but Callen has him pinned against the cage.
A hook to the body from Callen.
Callen dodges an elbow strike from Stank.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank. #BC#
Callen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#KD#
Callen lands a left and a right that send Stank crashing to the mat, dazed. Callen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC#
Stank is rocked!
Bryan Callen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Callen batters Stank with a massive right followed by a huge left! Stank is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Callen lands a final crushing right hand to drop Stank to the mat with a gruesome thud! Callen is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bryan Callen!
In defeat, Jank Stank stepped up to the mic, saying 'Erm Awkward... What the H?'.
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Event:
SAFO 55 Jovanovic v Lucroy
Date: Apr 25, 2020 |
#R1#
Skjold Hansen with a hook.#CUT2#
It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.#CL#
Skjold Hansen gets tackled into the cage by Stank. Stank maintains the clinch.
Stank lands with a short head shot on the inside. #BC2#
Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skjold Hansen throws a hook but Stank blocks it.#CL#
Stank clinches up against the cage.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Skjold Hansen blocks an uppercut.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch.
Skjold Hansen is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Skjold Hansen tries to break the clinch but Stank is controlling the position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stank just misses with a elbow thrown towards Skjold Hansen's brow.
Skjold Hansen tries to break the clinch but Stank is controlling the position.
Stank lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Skjold Hansen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Skjold Hansen wants to break free but Stank has control.
Stank lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Skjold Hansen is trying to push Stank away but Stank has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Skjold Hansen has had enough of the clinch but Stank keeps him there for the moment.
Stank scores with an uppercut up the middle.#BC#
Stank manages to break the clinch.
#KD#
Stank lands a left and a right that sends Skjold Hansen crashing to the canvas! Stank dives into mount looking to finish!#ROC#
Skjold Hansen is rocked!
Stank takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Skjold Hansen is still in real trouble! Can Stank finish him?
Stank wants to control the pace but Skjold Hansen is squirming around nicely. #T1#
Skjold Hansen's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Stank looking to control and managing it successfully.
Skjold Hansen tries to buck Stank off but he can't manage it. #ES2#
Skjold Hansen bucks up and throws Stank to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
Skjold Hansen seems to have recovered his senses.
Stank moves away from the strike by Skjold Hansen.
Stank wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Richard Skjold Hansen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skjold Hansen misses with a hook
#KD#
and Skjold Hansen is countered with a crisp right hand from Stank that sends him to the canvas! Stank follows him to the mat into side control. #CUT#
It looks like Richard Skjold Hansen has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#ES2#
Skjold Hansen bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!#CL#
Stank rushes Skjold Hansen and presses him up against the cage.
Stank misses with a punch on the inside.
Skjold Hansen is trying to break the clinch but Stank has him pressed against the cage.
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen is trying to force a seperation but Stank has the dominant position.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stank tries to throw a body punch but Skjold Hansen avoids it by throwing Stank back against the cage.
Stank looking to throw knees to the head but Skjold Hansen is blocking nicely.
Stank is looking for a takedown.
Stank pushes Skjold Hansen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
Stank misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC2#
Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Stank clinches up against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
Skjold Hansen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stank misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Skjold Hansen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Stank tries to clinch up but Skjold Hansen circles away and keeps his distance.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#CL#
Stank darts in and clinches Skjold Hansen up against the cage.
Stank keeps control of Skjold Hansen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Skjold Hansen as Stank tries to tie him up.
Skjold Hansen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Skjold Hansen tries to break free but Stank pushes him back against the cage.
Stank makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stank tries a body shot but Skjold Hansen blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank lands a nice uppercut.
Stank lands a left hand.
Stank lands an elbow inside. #T3#
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
Stank misses with some punches.
Skjold Hansen blocking some punches.
Stank misses with an elbow strike.
Stank wants to stall.
Stank struggles to land a body shot inside as Skjold Hansen controls his hands.
Skjold Hansen can't break the clinch.
Skjold Hansen is trying to break the clinch but Stank has him pressed against the cage.
Skjold Hansen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Skjold Hansen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Skjold Hansen.
Skjold Hansen is looking to break free of the clinch but Stank has double underhooks. #BC#
Stank breaks from the clinch.
Skjold Hansen looks to land a left hand but Stank moved out of range nicely.
Skjold Hansen throws a right and a left that Stank avoids nicely.
Skjold Hansen throws a right and a left that both miss.#CL#
Stank gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Skjold Hansen has had enough of the clinch but Stank keeps him there for the moment.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stank.
Stank looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T4#
Stank misses with the head strike.
#BC2#
Skjold Hansen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Skjold Hansen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stank circles away quickly and effectively.
Skjold Hansen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Stank bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stank is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skjold Hansen moves into range and connects with a jab.
Skjold Hansen swinging wildly here.
#CL#
Stank has taken the fight to the clinch.
Stank pushes Skjold Hansen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stank lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Skjold Hansen backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skjold Hansen avoiding damage as Stank throws knees to the body.
Stank misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stank is trying to stall.
Stank lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
Jank Stank is winning the standup battle so far.
Skjold Hansen is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Stank moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jank Stank!
Jank Stank looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'So ummmm... I heard Kurt Jackson is a nazi so ummmmmm... I dont care for nazis so I want to beat him up'.
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Event:
SAFO 50: Kong vs Namasuzuki
Date: Apr 02, 2020 |
#R1#
Cage misses with a takedown attempt - Stank sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#CL#
Cage moves into range and clinches up with Stank.
Stank lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cage lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Stank breaks the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Stank.
Cage checks a leg kick.
Cage steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stank.
Stank throws a series of strikes that have Cage backpedaling.
#CUT2#
It looks like Connar Cage has been cut.#CL2#
Stank gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Stank throws an elbow that misses.
#BC#
Cage manages to break the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stank connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cage's hands.
Stank tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cage was well out of range. Poor timing from Stank.
Cage uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stank.
Cage was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#TD2#
Stank scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Stank is staying tight to Cage's torso, preventing him from escaping. #T1#
A bit of a lull in the action here.
Cage is trying to get back to half guard.
Cage manages to get back to half guard.
Well, if Stank is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Cage wants to get back to full guard.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Cage slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Stank wants to stand but Cage is controlling his posture from full guard.
Cage controlling the position.
Cage controls Stank momentarily but Stank frees himself.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Cage looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stank is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Stank fails to land with a series of punches.
#CL#
Cage clinches up against the cage.#T3#
Stank misses with an elbow strike.
Cage fails to pull guard.
#BC#
Cage breaks from the clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Connar Cage. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Cage has managed to clinch.
A right hand to the body from Stank.
#TD2#
Stank successfully pulls guard.
Stank keeping moving, preventing Cage from controlling successfully.
Cage won't allow Stank to sweep him here.
Cage won't allow Stank to get back to his feet. #T4#
Cage sitting in guard here, content to control.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Stank really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cage. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SU#
Cage stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Stank fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cage staying out of range there.
Cage throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Stank throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cage counters with a body kick.
Stank throws a hook but Cage avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Connar Cage's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2#
Cage misses with a body shot.
Stank misses with a leg kick.
Stank looks to land a right hand but Cage moved out of range.
Stank throws a right hand that misses
and Cage counters with a nice uppercut.
Cage shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stank counters with a left to the body.
Stank connects with a body shot that sends Cage's belly button to the back.
Stank misses with a series of wild punches.
Cage shoots in for a takedown but Stank shows good takedown defense.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
We've been informed that Stank has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stank leaves Cage with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Connar Cage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stank misses with an uppercut. Cage saw that one coming.
Stank has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cage fails with a takedown attempt.
No joy there for Stank, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
#T1#
Cage checks a leg kick.
It looked like Cage was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cage throws a sloppy head kick and Stank moves out of range easily.
Nice defenses there by Cage.
Stank slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Stank throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cage.
Cage shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Stank defends it nicely.
Stank misses with a wild body shot.
Stank connects with a body shot.
Stank tries to score with a low kick but Cage moves his leg out of the way.
Stank throws a combination. Cage tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#TD#
Cage looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Stank is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Cage dives into side control.
#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#REVB#
Stank gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there! #SUB#
Cage working for a submission but Stank is keeping him at bay.
Stank is squirming around, avoiding Cage's attempts to control the action.
Stank really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
#T3#
Cage controlling his opponent. #SUB#
Cage wants to finish this one by submission but Stank is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Cage.
Cage can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Stank is looking to escape.
Cage controlling from the full mount. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB#
Stank defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Cage.
Cage tries to control but Stank wriggling away.
Stank is trying to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Connar Cage's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
#R3#
Cage is trying hard to land a takedown here. Stank sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Stank dips to his left and cracks Cage with an uppercut!
Cage blocks a head kick by Stank.
Cage tries to counter with a takedown but Stank is quick to defend against it.
Cage tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Stank defends well and Cage ends up having to push Stank into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Stank swinging wildly here.
Cage is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Cage stuffs the takedown attempt from Stank. Stank gets slowly back to his feet.
Cage moves out of range of the strikes.
Stank fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Cage looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Cage rushes Stank and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Stank will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Cage up against the cage.
Stank lands a nice elbow. #T1##BC#
Cage breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Cage has taken the fight to the clinch.
#TD#
Cage pulls guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stank pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cage is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Cage looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Cage controls Stank momentarily but Stank frees himself. #SUB#
Cage is looking for a triangle but Stank pushes his legs off easily.
#T2#
Stank stops Cage from standing up.
Cage is trying to keep Stank in close.
#SUB#
Cage looking for a guillotine here but Stank defends easily.
#SUB#
Cage is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T3#
Cage has his hands on Stank's head, controlling the position.
Stank sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Cage working a defensive guard but Stank passes into half guard.
Stank is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cage is trying to control but can't.
Cage is trying to stand back up but Stank is controlling him
Cage is trying to maintain the position but Stank is very close to passing his half guard.
Cage is trying to get back to full guard.
Cage is working hard here to advance position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Stank pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Connar Cage has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jank Stank is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Cage blocks a head kick by Stank.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Connar Cage.
I think Stank has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jank Stank!
Jank Stank took some time post fight to say the following; 'Im on a strict diet of cum'.
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Event:
SAFO 46 Jovanovic vs Bailey
Date: Mar 14, 2020 |
#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cage.
Stank keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cage moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Stank misses with an uppercut. Cage saw that one coming.
Stank throws a leg kick that misses.
Cage is looking to land body kicks.#TD2#
Cage scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SU2#
Cage decides to stand up, so the ref orders Stank to his feet.
Stank misses with a body shot.
Stank connects with a single shot there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stank misses with a wild body shot.
Cage replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Stank blocks it well.
Stank misses with a leg kick #TD2#
and Cage counters with a nice double leg into side control. Stank won't be happy with that. #ES#
Stank sneaks out the side door and pushes Cage away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.#T1#
Cage has a takedown stuffed.
Jank Stank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Connar Cage.
Stank throws a lazy body kick #TD2#
and Cage decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Stank's guard.#ES#
Stank is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stank throws an elbow but misses.
Cage avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stank prevents the takedown attempt.
Our sources have told us that Stank has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Stank gets underhooks to prevent Cage's takedown attempt.
Stank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cage leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cage has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Stank avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Stank pushes off an throws an elbow but Cage leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Cage gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Stank.
Stank lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
Stank misses with an elbow strike.
Stank tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cage is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Stank gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Stank is trying to break free.
Stank lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Stank misses with an elbow strike.
Cage changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Stank fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Jank Stank seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stank throws a body punch but Cage moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Stank misses.
Cage darts in looking for a takedown but Stank gets double underhooks and turns Cage into the cage.
Cage blocks a jab.
Stank throws a leg kick that misses.
Stank backing away here, and Cage unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Cage fails with a takedown attempt.
Stank slaps away a takedown attempt from Cage, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T3#
Cage takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Stank just misses with a punch to the body.
#CL2#
Stank gets tackled into the cage by Cage. Cage maintains the clinch.
Stank swings wildly with an uppercut but Cage uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stank throws an elbow but it's blocked.
#BC2#
Cage breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cage tries to bum rush Stank with a series of wild strikes but Stank uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cage shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
It looked like Stank was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Nice takedown defense from Stank. No joy for Cage on that attempt.
Cage darts in looking for a takedown but Stank gets double underhooks and turns Cage into the cage.
Cage takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Stank throws a solid leg kick but Cage takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stank.#T4#
Stank slips a jab and a cross from Cage.
Stank throws a low kick, looking for Cage's leg but Cage calmly moves out of range.
Cage is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stank fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cage manages to avoid it.
Cage tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Cage showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Stank.
Cage is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Stank with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stank waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cage.
As Stank backs off Cage throws a huge counter combo but Stank manages to avoid it all.
Cage shoots in looking for a takedown but Stank manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cage's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#CL2#
Cage closes the distance and pushes Stank back into the cage.
Cage jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Stank walks away with a smile on his face. Cage gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cage shoots in but no luck this time.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stank lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cage has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cage and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cage tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Stank is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cage.
Cage fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
An attempted straight right counter from Stank misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jank Stank dominated that round.
That's time! Stank's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Stank stuffs the takedown.#CL2#
Cage fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Stank, pushing him back against the cage.
Cage dodges an elbow strike from Stank.
Cage takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#
It looks like Connar Cage has been cut.
Stank misses with a punch to the body.
Cage avoids a wild elbow strike from Stank.
Stank misses with a knee strike.
#BC2#
Cage's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fighters circling - Stank throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stank scores with a jab. Cage acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Stank throws a leg kick
and Cage counters with a two punch combo. #CUT2#
It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
Stank lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cage circles away quickly and effectively.
Stank defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cage.
Cage misses with a takedown attempt - Stank sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jank Stank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Connar Cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stank is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cage. #T1#
Stank misses with a right hand
and Cage counters with a series of strikes. Stank will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stank lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Stank defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cage.
Cage fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stank avoids it really well and circles away.
Stank fails to land the takedown.
Cage looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Stank is fending him off so far but Cage persists. Nope, Stank circles away and we're back to standing.
Cage doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cage takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Cage staying out of range there.
A low kick from Stank is predictable there #TD2#
and Cage counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Stank!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stank regains half guard there - taking advantage of Cage's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2##SUB2#
Cage in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Stank tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Cage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Connar Cage!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 16, 2020 |
#R1#
Abilez throws a hook but Stank blocks it.
Abilez misses the shot to the body.
Stank shapes to counter with a head kick.
Abilez connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Abilez lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Abilez blocks a low kick nicely.
Stank uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Abilez.
Stank tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Abilez bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Stank gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Abilez.
Stank tries for a takedown but Abilez sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Abilez throws a lazy right hand but Stank sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Stank misses with a straight left.
Abilez lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#ROC#
Stank is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Jank Stank has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stank walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Abilez! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Drew Abilez!
A relieved looking Drew Abilez thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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