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Event:
GC 399
Date: Oct 09, 2021 |
#R1#
Armpits lands with a good body shot.
The fighters circling - Armpits throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Armpits lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A big left from Armpits misses.
A swing and a miss from Armpits.
Capellio takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Stinky Armpits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armpits misses with a left hand
and Capellio connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Armpits misses with an attempted mid kick.
Capellio throws out a counter right but Armpits avoids it with no problem.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Capellio lands a jab to the head.
Armpits swinging wildly here.
#T1#
A head kick misses from Armpits.
Armpits misses with a straight right.
Capellio looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Capellio steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Armpits.
Armpits misses with an uppercut. Capellio saw that one coming.
Capellio blocks a jab.
Capellio looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Armpits misses with a shot to the body
and Armpits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Armpits swings for the body but Capellio moves out of range.
Capellio connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Armpits throws a right hand that misses
and Capellio counters with a huge left! Armpits is in big trouble! He's backing up but Capellio isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Armpits from any more damage. A dominating finish by Capellio!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fabiano Capellio! Fabiano Capellio retains his light heavyweight title! |
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Event:
GC 396
Date: Sep 11, 2021 |
#R1#
Marius throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Armpits counters with a left to the body.
Armpits throws a lazy uppercut
and Marius counters with a slapping leg kick.
Marius takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Armpits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marius. Marius obviously looking to wear him down.
Armpits misses with a jab to the body
and Marius counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gaius Marius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marius throws a leg kick that misses.
Marius looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Marius is looking to score with low kicks.
Marius with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Marius works Armpits's body with a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armpits throws a half hearted mid kick.
Armpits lands a jab to Marius's midsection.
A chopping leg kick lands by Marius.
Marius tries to work over Armpits's front leg with a kick but Armpits checks it. #T1#
Marius takes a swing at Armpits's ribcage but misses.
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Marius is out of range.
Marius throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Armpits looks to land a right hand but Marius moved out of range.
Marius looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marius.
Marius ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Marius uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Armpits.
Marius throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Armpits stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Marius throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little feinted left hand from Armpits on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Armpits takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Armpits clobbers Marius with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Armpits steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marius.#T2#
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Armpits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Marius manages to avoid it.#KD#
Armpits sends Marius crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Armpits is motioning to the referee to let Marius up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Armpits throws the left hand but Marius avoids the punch easily.
Marius doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Marius misses with a hook. Armpits ducked under it nicely.
Marius with the inside leg kick.
Armpits throws a right and a left that both miss.
Marius throws out a counter right but Armpits avoids it with no problem.
Marius lands a jab to the nose.
Armpits throws a looping overhand right but Marius ducks down to avoid it.
Marius moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Marius lands an overhand right.
Armpits cracks Marius with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T3#
Armpits with a body punch. A glancing blow. #KD#
Armpits lands a big uppercut and Marius crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Marius looks OK. Armpits waves Marius back to his feet!#ROC#Marius is rocked!
Marius connects with a body shot.
Marius is still on wobbly legs! Can Armpits finish him?
Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Marius throws out a counter right but Armpits avoids it with no problem.
Marius throws a leg kick but Armpits sees it coming and moves out of range.
Marius staying out of range there.
Marius seems to have recovered his senses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Marius throws a head kick that half lands.
Armpits takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Armpits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Armpits checks a low kick from Marius.
It looked like Armpits was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Marius throws a nice inside leg kick.
Armpits misses with a wild body shot.
Armpits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Marius feints and then cracks Armpits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Armpits down.
A nice inside leg kick there by Marius. That's going to slow Armpits down. #T4#
Armpits scores with a punch to the head.
Armpits scores with a hook to the body. Marius takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Armpits wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Armpits misses with a looping right.
Marius only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Armpits throws a shot from downtown. Marius moves away and avoids it.
Armpits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marius. Marius obviously looking to wear him down.
Marius slips under a jab.
Marius lands with an overhand left.
Marius connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Armpits slips a jab and a cross from Marius.
Armpits slips a jab from Marius.
Marius fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Armpits manages to avoid it.
Armpits missing with a left hand there. Marius was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Stinky Armpits will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Marius looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Armpits misses with an uppercut
and Marius counters with a straight right hand.
Marius scoring well with a low kick there.
Armpits checks the leg kick.
Marius throws a low kick but Armpits moves out of range easily.
Armpits swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#KD#
Armpits sends Marius crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Armpits is motioning to the referee to let Marius up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits slips a straight right by Marius.
Armpits throws a counter high kick but Marius was just alert enough to avoid it.
Armpits misses the shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Marius might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Armpits has got the better of the exchanges.
Armpits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marius.
Armpits thinks about countering with a head kick.
Marius pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Armpits is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Marius slips a straight right by Armpits.
Armpits backing away here, and Marius unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Marius staying out of range there.
Stinky Armpits is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Marius throws a leg kick that is checked
and Armpits counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Marius connects with an inside leg kick.
Marius ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Armpits misses with a hook to the body
and Armpits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight stays on the outside here - Marius looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Armpits has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Marius finds it's way round the side to connect with Armpits's head.
Armpits ducks under a wild hook from Marius.
Marius throws out a loose jab but Armpits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Armpits throws a push kick but Marius slaps the foot to one side.
Armpits blocks a head kick by Marius.
#T2#
Marius chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Armpits throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Marius sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Armpits misses with a right hand
and Marius counters with a right hand to the body. #KD#
Armpits lands a left and a right that send Marius crashing to the mat, dazed. Armpits thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marius fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Armpits looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Marius throws a leg kick
and Armpits counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Marius out cold! What a finish! Armpits is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Armpits!
A very excited looking Stinky Armpits rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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Event:
GC 390
Date: Jun 26, 2021 |
#R1#
Armpits walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Armpits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Capellio is looking to counter punch.
Armpits has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Armpits tests Capellio's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Armpits with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Armpits throws a lazy uppercut
and Capellio counters with a straight right hand.
Armpits throws a right and a left that Capellio avoids nicely.
Armpits swinging wildly here.
A big right from Armpits misses.
Armpits misses with a looping right.#T1#
Armpits lands a jab to the head.
Armpits misses with a two punch combination.
Capellio is looking to counter punch.
Capellio slips under a jab from Armpits.
Capellio ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Armpits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Capellio circles away quickly and effectively.
Capellio quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Armpits misses with a left hand
and Capellio counters with a nice kick to the body.
Armpits looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Armpits misses with a right hand
and Capellio counters with a straight right hand.
Armpits misses with a kick to the body
and Capellio counters with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Armpits swings widly with a right hand
and Capellio counters with a crisp right that sends Armpits to the canvas! Capellio follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fabiano Capellio!
Fabiano Capellio retains his light heavyweight title! |
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Event:
GC 388
Date: May 29, 2021 |
#R1#
Horvat throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Armpits on the side of the head.
Jack Horvat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armpits scores with a head kick.
A jab from Armpits finds it's way through Horvat's defenses.
A jab from Horvat misses.
Horvat throws a lazy uppercut
and Armpits counters with a good low kick that Horvat was not able to check.
Armpits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Horvat.
Horvat misses the jab.
Horvat fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Armpits on the side of the head.
Armpits misses with a hook. Horvat ducked under it nicely. #TD2#
Horvat shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Armpits is trying to defend but Horvat finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Armpits has one foot on Horvat's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Armpits attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Horvat misses with a hook. Armpits ducked under it nicely.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Horvat has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Horvat throws the left hand but Armpits avoids the punch easily.
Horvat on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Armpits. Armpits obviously looking to wear him down.
#TD2#
Horvat shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#T1#
Horvat trying to pass the guard but Armpits defending well. #SUB2#
Armpits is defending against the submission attempts here by Horvat.
Horvat sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Armpits defending well though.
The fighters are battling for position here. Armpits manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Horvat throwing strikes but missing.
Armpits looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Horvat is in close to Armpits's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Armpits is pulling down on Horvat's head to control his posture.
Armpits's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T2#
Horvat lands a couple of elbows.
Horvat throws a big elbow that misses.
Horvat throwing strikes from guard but Armpits blocks nicely.
Armpits controls Horvat momentarily but Horvat frees himself.
Horvat sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Armpits's guard.
Armpits is holding on to half guard well.#SUB2#
Horvat seems to be looking for submissions.
Armpits is refusing to be controlled, as Horvat sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Horvat is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Armpits is just riding it out for now. Horvat eventually gives up the hold. #SUB2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Horvat is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Armpits doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Horvat. #T3#
Armpits is trying to get back to full guard.
Armpits has hold of Horvat's hands but Horvat slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Horvat throwing shots but Armpits is blocking nicely.
Horvat missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Horvat is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Horvat is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Armpits is looking for a sweep. Horvat is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Horvat is pressing down on Armpits's thigh, looking to free his foot. Armpits is holding on for now.
Armpits keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Horvat thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Armpits's head.
Horvat thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Armpits tries to roll over but Horvat keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Horvat is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Armpits defends it well.
Armpits on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Horvat dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Horvat takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Armpits throws a right hand that misses
and Horvat counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Horvat changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Horvat just misses with a punch to the body.
Armpits avoids the head kick by Horvat.
Horvat scores with a jab. Armpits acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Horvat throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Horvat uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nice jab there from Horvat.
A jab from Armpits misses.
Armpits blocks a head kick by Horvat.
Armpits takes one on the chin but seems OK.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Horvat throws out a loose jab but Armpits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Horvat bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Horvat connects with a high kick.
Horvat cracks Armpits with an open hand slap.#T1#
Armpits takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
#TD2#
Horvat manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Armpits on his heels. He'll look to pass Armpits's guard now, I'm sure.
Armpits has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Horvat has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Armpits lands with a light punch inside. #BC2#
Horvat manages to break the clinch.
Horvat lands a nice looking kick to the body. Armpits takes a step back to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits throws out a loose jab but Horvat uses good head movement to avoid it.
Armpits takes one to the chin there.
Horvat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Armpits throws an overhand right that lands on Horvat's shoulder, as Horvat tries to avoid the shot.
Horvat lands with a thumping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Horvat.
Armpits scores with a jab. Horvat acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Horvat moves out of range as Armpits strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Horvat, as that shot connected.
#T2#
Horvat loads up on a big right hand but Armpits slips the punch.
Horvat tries to bum rush Armpits with a series of wild strikes but Armpits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Armpits fires out a quick counter leg kick but Horvat just manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for Armpits. That snapped Horvat's head back.
Horvat misses with a hook.
Horvat scores with a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Horvat throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Armpits takes one on the button.
Horvat uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Armpits.
Armpits scores with a head kick.
#ROC#Horvat is rocked!
Armpits lands with a big right hook that stumbles Horvat - he's out on his feet here! Armpits follows up with another monster hook that separates Horvat from consciousness! Horvat falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Armpits stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
GC 382 Side vs Armpits
Date: Mar 27, 2021 |
#R1#
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Side is out of range.
Side connects with a right hand. Armpits shakes it off.
Armpits connects with a crisp jab.
Armpits connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Armpits misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Side to counter with a crisp jab.
Armpits drops Side with a straight right hand, right on the button! Armpits follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Iron Side stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll back and knock him out!'. |
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Event:
GC 380 McScramble vs Bleak
Date: Feb 27, 2021 |
#R1#
Fudd gets cracked there but stands up to it.
#CUT#It looks like Eldar Fudd has been cut.
Stinky Armpits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Armpits defends it nicely.
Armpits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Fudd gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Armpits working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#BC#
Armpits manages to break the clinch.
Armpits lands with a cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The crowd cheers as Armpits lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fudd doesn't seem phased though.
Armpits throws a big shot that misses.
Armpits is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Armpits steps in with a hook that catches Fudd right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Armpits follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Fudd looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
GC 377 Armpits vs Marius
Date: Jan 30, 2021 |
#R1#
Marius feints and then cracks Armpits's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Armpits down.
Marius fakes the leg kick and cracks Armpits in the body.
Armpits punishes Marius's body with a nice straight punch.
Marius misses with a looping right.
Good leg kick by Marius.
Armpits loads up on a big right hand but Marius slips the punch.
Armpits throws out a loose jab but Marius uses good head movement to avoid it.
Marius throws a front kick aimed at Armpits's knee but Armpits avoids it well.
Armpits looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A low kick lands for Marius.
Marius misses with a straight right.
Marius misses with a body punch
and Armpits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Marius throws a nice outside leg kick.
Armpits looks to land a left hand but Marius moved out of range nicely.
Marius throws a wild body kick that Armpits sees coming a mile off.
Armpits throws a leg kick but Marius sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Marius feints a counter leg kick.
Marius lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Marius throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Armpits sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Armpits misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
#T1#
A low kick from Armpits is predictable there
enabling Marius to counter with a crisp jab.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Marius uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Armpits.
A head kick misses from Armpits.
Armpits ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Marius throws a body punch but Armpits moves out of range.
Marius lands a jab to Armpits's midsection.
Marius lands a body shot.
Armpits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Armpits on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Armpits lands with a slapping head kick.
Armpits throws a big shot that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Marius checks the leg kick.
Stinky Armpits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Marius throws a head kick that half lands.
#T2#
Marius stuns Armpits with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Marius punishes Armpits's body with a nice straight punch.
Marius jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Marius dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Armpits. That did some damage!
Armpits swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Marius looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Armpits motions for Marius to come forward. Armpits throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Marius digs a good body shot into Armpits's ribs.
A low kick lands for Armpits.
Armpits tries to work over Marius's front leg with a kick but Marius checks it.
Marius looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Armpits does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Marius takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Marius fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Armpits misses with a low kick.
Armpits misses with a looping right.
Armpits throws a right and a left that both miss.#T3#
Marius chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Marius lands with a slapping head kick.
Marius slips under a jab from Armpits.
Armpits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marius.
Marius lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Armpits is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Marius tries to work over Armpits's front leg with a kick but Armpits checks it.
Armpits tries to land a leg kick but Marius saw it coming and moves away.
Marius slips under a jab.
Armpits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marius.
Marius throws a nice outside leg kick.
Marius fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Armpits.
Armpits chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Marius can pounce on him.
Armpits throws a right hand that misses
and Marius counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Armpits throws a head kick but Marius moves out of range.
Armpits scores with a jab to the body.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Marius.
A nice side step and Marius releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Marius lands with a hook. Armpits tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Armpits thows a leg kick but Marius checks it
letting Marius counter with a right hand.
Marius staying out of range there.
Marius moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Marius misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Marius checks a low kick from Armpits.
Armpits throws a shot from downtown. Marius moves away and avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marius.
Marius bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Armpits's head.
Armpits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Marius.
Armpits appears to be looking for a big counter.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice defenses there by Marius.
Armpits fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Armpits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Armpits scores with a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gaius Marius dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Armpits on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Marius lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Armpits at a distance.
Armpits moves out of range as Marius strikes.
Marius misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Marius fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Marius throws a leg kick that misses.
Armpits misses with a leg kick
and Marius counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Armpits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Marius.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marius.
Armpits looks for the body kick but Marius saw that one coming.
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Marius is out of range.
Marius swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marius lands an overhand right.
Marius displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Armpits throws out the jab.
Armpits lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Armpits might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Marius digs a good body shot into Armpits's ribs.#T1#
Armpits tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Armpits misses with a low kick as Marius jumps back.
Armpits misses with a hook. Marius ducked under it nicely.
Nice shot by Marius.
Armpits throws a leg kick
and Marius counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Armpits.
Marius scoring well with a low kick there.
Marius slips under a jab.
Armpits misses with a looping right.
Armpits misses with a kick to the body
and Marius counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Marius pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Armpits on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Marius. Marius obviously looking to wear him down.
Marius avoids a kick to the body.
Marius looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Marius moves out of range of the leg kick from Armpits.
Marius is looking for the big counter here.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T2#
Marius misses with a leg kick.
A jab from Marius misses.
Armpits throws the left hand but Marius avoids the punch easily.
Armpits misses with a shot to the body
and Marius counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Armpits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Marius looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Armpits throws a hook but Marius blocks it.
Armpits throws a hook to the side of Marius's head but Marius sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A shot to the liver by Marius. Beautiful body shot.
Marius checks a low kick from Armpits.
Marius lands a jab to Armpits's midsection.
Marius has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A solid leg kick lands there for Marius.
Marius scores with a head kick.
Armpits throws a leg kick that misses.
Marius misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Marius stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Armpits.#T3#
Marius avoids the body shot from Armpits.
Armpits throws a sloppy head kick and Marius moves out of range easily.
Marius wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Armpits throws a leg kick which misses Marius's front leg but catches the back leg as Marius tries to avoid it.
Armpits throws a poor cross that misses
letting Marius counter with a right hand.
Marius throws a leg kick that misses.
Armpits throws a body punch but Marius moves out of range.
Marius throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Armpits throws a counter high kick but Marius was just alert enough to avoid it.
Armpits connects with an inside leg kick.
Armpits throws out a leg kick but Marius moves out of range and Armpits only half commits.
Marius scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Marius blocks the body kick.
Armpits ducks under a wild hook from Marius.
Armpits cracks Marius with a right hand to the side of the head.
Armpits drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Marius throws a lazy uppercut
and Armpits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Marius tries to land a leg kick but Armpits saw it coming and moves away.
Marius pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Marius avoids the body shot from Armpits.
Armpits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Armpits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Marius as he connects with a hook.
A punch lands to the side of Marius 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Armpits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Marius scores with a decent looking hook.
Armpits throws a body shot but no joy.
A slapping leg kick lands for Marius.
Marius misses with a right hand
and Armpits counters with a nice leg kick.
Marius throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Armpits's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gaius Marius showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Marius cracks Armpits with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Marius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Armpits circles away quickly and effectively.
Armpits throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Marius dips to his left and cracks Armpits with an uppercut!
Marius throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Armpits throws the left hand but Marius avoids the punch easily.
Armpits tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Marius throws a leg kick but Armpits moved away.
Armpits tried to counter with a leg kick but Marius avoided it.
Armpits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Marius.
Marius scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marius throws a looping overhand right but Armpits ducks down to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Marius.
Armpits uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Marius.
A low kick from Marius misses
and Armpits counters with a nice uppercut.
Marius misses with a head kick.
#T1#
Armpits ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Gaius Marius seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Marius keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Armpits.
Marius throws a chopping leg kick but Armpits manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Marius misses with an uppercut.
A bone on bone clash there as Marius blocks the leg kick.
Marius misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Armpits fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Marius has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Armpits checks a low kick from Marius.
Marius scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A bone on bone clash there as Armpits blocks the leg kick.
Armpits thinks about countering with a head kick.
Armpits staying out of range there.
Armpits misses with a low kick.
Marius lands a jab to the head.
Marius ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Stinky Armpits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Armpits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Marius.
Armpits dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Marius. That did some damage!
Armpits tries a low kick but Marius avoids it.
Armpits throws a poor cross that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Armpits tries to land a leg kick but Marius saw it coming and moves away.
Marius lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Armpits misses with a looping left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Marius.
Marius misses with a low kick.
Armpits is looking to counter punch.
A low kick from Armpits is predictable there
and Armpits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Marius swings for the body but Armpits moves out of range.
Armpits throws a leg kick but Marius checks it.
Marius lands a nice shot to the body.
Marius fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Armpits.#T3#
Marius showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Armpits.
Marius cracks Armpits with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Armpits throws the left hand but Marius avoids the punch easily.
Armpits gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Marius.
Armpits fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Marius is out of range.
Armpits throws a body kick that misses
and Marius counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Armpits thinking.
Armpits on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A slow jab from Marius misses its intended target.
Armpits misses with a leg kick
and Marius counters with a stiff right hand.
Marius lands a nice shot that snaps Armpits's head back.
A punch lands to the side of Armpits 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Marius connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Armpits momentarily.
#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Marius throws the left hand but Armpits avoids the punch easily.
Marius connects with a solid leg kick.
Gaius Marius is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The fighters circling - Armpits throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Armpits takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Marius with a nice calf kick.
Marius cracks Armpits with a good jab.
Armpits throws a leg kick but Marius checks it.
Armpits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Marius lands a nice leg kick that just misses Armpits's sensitive parts.
An inside leg kick from Armpits misses.
A low kick from Armpits misses
and Marius counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Marius turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Armpits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Armpits darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gaius Marius comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Marius has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gaius Marius!
Gaius Marius decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
WPFA XLVIII: Christmas Clash 2
Date: Dec 25, 2020 |
#R1#
A chopping leg kick lands by Armpits.
Armpits pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Armpits tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Winchester tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Armpits counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Armpits swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Winchester keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Armpits.
Winchester misses with a hook.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Armpits.
Winchester is looking to counter the offense by Armpits and move into the clinch.
Winchester moves out of range of the body kick from Armpits.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Winchester clinches up against the cage.
Armpits blocks an elbow strike from Winchester.
Armpits throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Armpits.
Winchester blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Armpits takes a shot to the head. #T1#
Winchester throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Winchester tries to land a knee to the head but Armpits blocks with his arms.
Armpits tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Armpits.
Armpits works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Armpits.
Armpits lands with a left to the head.
Armpits on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
I was talking to Winchester's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Winchester blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Winchester just misses with a elbow thrown towards Armpits's brow.
Armpits lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Winchester backwards.
Armpits goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Winchester utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Armpits can't find room to land a body shot as Winchester controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Armpits.
Winchester tries to land knees in the clinch but Armpits avoids the damage to the body.
Winchester blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from Armpits as the two fighters clinch.
#T2#
Armpits scores with an uppercut up the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Armpits has a couple of punches blocked by Winchester.
Armpits gets through Winchester's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Armpits throws a head punch that misses.
Winchester missing with knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Armpits.
A right handed body shot lands from Armpits.
Armpits throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Winchester is breathing heavily.
Armpits lands a nice uppercut.
Armpits throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Winchesters head.
Still in the clinch, Winchester scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nice body punch from Armpits.
Armpits lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Winchester tries to land a knee to the head but Armpits blocks with his arms.
Armpits scores with a hook to the body.
Armpits scores with a nice hook to the head.
Armpits cracks Winchester with a nice body shot.
Armpits lands a body punch.
Armpits lands a right hand that snaps the head of Winchester backwards.
Armpits lands a hook that snaps the head of Winchester backwards. #T3#
Armpits lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Armpits lands a hook that snaps the head of Winchester backwards.
Winchester throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Armpits blocks it with crossed arms.
Armpits scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right hand to the body from Armpits.
A shot in the inside from Armpits.
Armpits lands with a light punch inside. #BC2#
Armpits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A big left from Armpits misses.
Armpits is looking to slow Winchester down with leg kicks.
Armpits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Armpits thows a body kick. Winchester tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Armpits throws the kick towards the body but Winchester avoids it.
Armpits throws a shot from downtown. Winchester moves away and avoids it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Armpits missing with a left hand there. Winchester was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Winchester misses with a shot to the body
and Armpits counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
Armpits looks to land a right hand but Winchester moved out of range.
Armpits has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Winchester is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Armpits misses with a hook.
Armpits throws a big shot that misses.
As Armpits tries to get set, Winchester tries to push him back and clinch up but Armpits manages to avoid the attempt.
Winchester throws a nice looking combination but Armpits bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Winchester is out of range.
Winchester was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Armpits pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Winchester swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Armpits.
Winchester fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Armpits throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Winchester takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Armpits lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Armpits throws a leg kick which misses Winchester's front leg but catches the back leg as Winchester tries to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Armpits dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Armpits buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Armpits keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Winchester.
Armpits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Winchester.
Armpits uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Winchester.
Armpits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Winchester circles away quickly and effectively.
Winchester ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Armpits keeps Winchester at a distance using the push kick.
Armpits throws a hook to the side of Winchester's head but Winchester sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A swing and a miss from Armpits.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armpits throws a wild body kick that Winchester sees coming a mile off.
Winchester tries to counter by clinching up but Armpits breaks away and moves out of range.
Winchester avoids the body shot from Armpits.
Armpits tries to work over Winchester's front leg with a kick but Winchester checks it.
Armpits swings for the body but Winchester moves out of range.
Armpits fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Winchester on the side of the head.
Armpits has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T1#
Armpits lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Winchester throws a shot from downtown. Armpits moves away and avoids it.
Winchester takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Armpits misses with a body shot.
Armpits scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A shot to the body from Armpits misses
and Winchester counters with a left and a right that stings Armpits.
Armpits throws a low kick but Winchester moves out of range easily.
Winchester has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Armpits.
Armpits throws a jab but it's blocked by Winchester.
Armpits misses with an attempted mid kick.
Armpits lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A slow jab from Winchester misses its intended target.
Stinky Armpits seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Armpits fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Winchester is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Winchester swings for the body but Armpits moves out of range.
Armpits throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Armpits throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Armpits connects with a body shot that sends Winchester's belly button to the back.
Nice defenses there by Armpits.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Winchester checks a leg kick.
Armpits stuns Winchester with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Armpits with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Winchester ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Winchester tries to close the distance and clinch but Armpits swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Winchester avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Armpits throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. #T3#
Armpits lands a front kick.
A nice leg kick from Armpits, right into the meat of the thigh.
Winchester throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Armpits takes a swing at Winchester's ribcage but misses.
Nice defenses there by Winchester.
Winchester takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Armpits misses with a looping left.
Winchester is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Winchester avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Winchester displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Armpits throws out the jab.
Armpits lands with a thumping leg kick.
A big right from Armpits misses.
Winchester lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Armpits circles away quickly and effectively.
Armpits tries a quick counter leg kick but Winchester is wise to it.
Armpits with a jab.#T4#
Armpits wants to slow Winchester down by chopping away at his legs.
Armpits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Winchester takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Armpits looks to land a body kick but Winchester moved away.
Winchester misses with a hook to the body
and Armpits counters with a stiff right hand.
Armpits fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Winchester.
Armpits looks to throw a body kick
and Winchester makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#CL2#
Armpits moves into the clinch successfully.
Armpits lands a left hand.
Armpits lands a shoulder strike.
Armpits misses with a punch on the inside.
Winchester lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Winchester blocks a body shot from Armpits.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Armpits showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Winchester throws a hook but Armpits avoids it easily.
Armpits throws a lazy right hand but Winchester sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Armpits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Armpits misses with a straight right.
Armpits throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Armpits throws a head kick that misses #CL#
and Winchester counters by clinching up.
Winchester tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Armpits throws a head punch that misses.
Winchester throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Armpits gets through Winchester's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice left hand lands by Armpits.
Winchester tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A shot in the inside from Armpits.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Winchester.
Winchester takes a shot to the head.
Armpits throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Winchesters head. #T1#
Winchester creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Armpits's defenses.
Winchester's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Armpits tries to throw a body punch but Winchester avoids it by throwing Armpits back against the cage.
A short uppercut from Armpits.
Armpits lands an uppercut.#BC2#
Armpits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Armpits jabs at Winchester's body.
Armpits misses with a body kick.
Armpits throws a low kick but it's checked well by Winchester.
Winchester tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Armpits manages to circle out of the way.
Armpits ducks under a wild hook from Winchester.#CL#
Winchester closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Armpits has a couple of punches blocked by Winchester.
Winchester takes a shot to the head.
Winchester throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Armpits blocks it with crossed arms.
Armpits scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Armpits misses with a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Winchester.
Armpits blocks an elbow strike.
Armpits lands a nice uppercut.
Winchester tries a body shot but Armpits blocks it.
Armpits lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Winchester.#BC2#
Armpits breaks from the clinch.
Winchester is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Armpits.
Armpits scores with a push kick.
Armpits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Armpits scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Winchester tries to move into range but Armpits moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Winchester's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Winchester ducks under a wild hook from Armpits.
Armpits scores with a punch to the head.
Armpits connects with a leg kick. #T3#
Winchester gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#ROC2#Winchester is rocked!
Armpits pounces like a tiger and cracks Winchester with a vicious hook! Winchester is down but not out! Armpits follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. |
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Event:
WPFA XLIII: DeAngelo vs Fudd
Date: Nov 20, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits clobbers Krakenik with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CUT2#It looks like Jozko Krakenik has been cut.
Armpits shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Krakenik drops down looking for a counter takedown but Armpits sprawls and moves away.
Armpits throws a lazy right hand but Krakenik sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Krakenik looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Armpits getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Armpits misses with a hook. Krakenik ducked under it nicely.
Krakenik drops down looking for a counter takedown but Armpits sprawls and moves away.
Krakenik swings widly with a right hand
and Krakenik takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Krakenik moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Armpits. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Armpits.
Armpits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Krakenik.
Armpits looks to throw the jab but Krakenik is out of range.
Armpits jabs Krakenik to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Armpits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Krakenik.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Armpits throws an overhand right that lands on Krakenik's shoulder, as Krakenik tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Krakenik shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Armpits lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Krakenik backs up against the cage.
#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Armpits has knocked Krakenik down with a huge combo! Armpits steps away and waves a wobbly Krakenik back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Krakenik is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Krakenik's jaw. Krakenik's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Armpits does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
WPFA: Election Day
Date: Nov 03, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#KD2#
Armpits drops Sauer with a beautiful combination! Sauer stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Armpits is looking for the KO!#ROC2#Sauer is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Sig Sauer has been cut.
Sauer misses with an uppercut.
Oh Sauer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sauer throws a body shot but no joy.
Armpits is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sauer with a body shot.
Sauer fails to land the takedown.
Sauer seems to have got his legs back now.
Sauer cracks Armpits with a good jab.
Sauer throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Sauer misses the target.
Sauer gets off balance looking for a body kick#KD2#
and Armpits counters with a nice right hand that sends Sauer toppling to the canvas! Sauer scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Armpits finish him?!
Armpits steps in with a hook that catches Sauer right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Armpits follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Sauer looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
After the fight, Stinky Armpits was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
WPFA XXXVI: Pipes vs Cristos
Date: Oct 02, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Armpits misses with a hook.
Armpits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Armpits lands a nice shot that snaps Hunt's head back.
Hunt misses the shot to the body.
Hunt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hunt lands a glancing blow to the side of Armpits's head.
Armpits lands a nice hook to Hunt's body. Hunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hunt has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A swing and a miss from Armpits.
Armpits takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hunt moves out of range as Armpits strikes.#T1#
Hunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Armpits.
Armpits unleashes a big counter combination but Hunt bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Armpits throws an overhand right that lands on Hunt's shoulder, as Hunt tries to avoid the shot.
Armpits throws a right hand that misses
and Hunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Armpits takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Armpits throws a looping overhand right but Hunt ducks down to avoid it.
Hunt is looking to counter punch.
Armpits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hunt.
Hunt swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Armpits fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hunt tests Armpits's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hunt misses with a left hand
letting Armpits counter with a right hand.
Armpits swings widly with a right hand
and Hunt counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T2#
A shot to the body from Armpits misses
and Hunt counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Armpits falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Pate Hunt! |
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Event:
WPFA XXXII: Fudd vs Corona
Date: Sep 04, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits lands a nice hook to Jackson's body. Jackson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #CL#
Armpits clinches up with Jackson and pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
#CL#
Armpits has Jackson up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson is looking to take this one to the mat.#BC#
Armpits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Armpits stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Armpits lands a lovely overhand right.
Jackson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL#
Armpits has closed the distance and engaged Jackson in a clinch.
#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Armpits counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Armpits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've been told by Armpits's head coaches at Andy's Sweaty Men Junior that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Tex Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Armpits rushes Jackson and presses him up against the cage.#T1#
Armpits lands with a right to the head.
Armpits lands a left hand.
Jackson missing with knees to the body.
Armpits digs a right hand underneath Jackson's ribcage. Jackson let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Jackson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Armpits, pushing him back against the cage.
Armpits keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jackson's efforts to push away.
Jackson fails to pull guard.
A body shot lands from Armpits.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Armpits's elbow.
Jackson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jackson just leaning against Armpits, taking a breather. #BC#
Armpits breaks from the clinch.
#CL#
Armpits drives through and clinches with Jackson against the cage.
#T2##BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Armpits to counter with a crisp jab.
Stinky Armpits has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tex Jackson.
Jackson throws a poor cross that misses
and Armpits counters with a nice body shot.
Jackson looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson closes the distance looking to clinch
and Armpits counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Armpits darts in and clinches Jackson up against the cage.
Jackson tries to pull guard but Armpits holds him up against the cage and eventually Jackson drops back down to his feet.
Armpits blocking some punches.
#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jackson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Armpits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#CL#
Armpits gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T3##BC#
Armpits escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Armpits scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jackson wants to clinch.
Jackson throws a lazy head kick
and Armpits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jackson tries for a takedown but Armpits circles away easily
and Jackson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've been informed that Jackson has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Armpits keeps the fight on the outside.#T4#
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up with Armpits, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes Armpits against the cage but Armpits circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Jackson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Armpits sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Jackson somewhat.#CL#
Armpits has closed the distance and engaged Jackson in a clinch.
#BC#
Armpits's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Decent striking displayed by Armpits there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson wants to clinch
and Armpits connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CL#
Armpits rushes Jackson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Armpits throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stinky Armpits dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Armpits connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jackson momentarily.
#CL#
Armpits clinches up with Jackson and pushes him back against the cage.#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson closes the distance and clinches up with Armpits, looking for a takedown. Jackson pushes Armpits against the cage but Armpits circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Armpits throwing a counter right hand but Jackson manages to avoid it.
Jackson doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Armpits counters with a lovely shot to the body.#CL#
Armpits moves into the clinch.#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch.
Jackson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Armpits moves into range and clinches up with Jackson.
Good body shot from Armpits.
Armpits lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jackson is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC#
Armpits breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jackson tries to clinch up#KD#
and Armpits counters with a nice right hand that sends Jackson toppling to the canvas! Jackson scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Armpits finish him?!#ROC#Jackson is rocked!#T1#
Armpits lands a brutal uppercut that launches Jackson off his feet! Jackson tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stinky Armpits!
In his post fight interview, Stinky Armpits started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
Ashbourne Presents: Deception
Date: Jul 24, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Armpits avoids the body shot from Hunt.
Armpits throws a big counter combination but Hunt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Armpits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Armpits uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hunt.
Hunt misses with a straight left.
Armpits avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hunt swings widly with a right hand
letting Armpits counter with a right hand.
Armpits misses with a left hand
and Hunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hunt moves out of range as Armpits strikes.
Armpits definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hunt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pate Hunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Armpits misses with a hook. Hunt ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Armpits lands a head shot.
Hunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Armpits.
Hunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Armpits drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Hunt right on the button. Hunt goes down! Armpits follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Armpits gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Stinky Armpits decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
Ashbourne Presents: Bloodlust
Date: Jun 21, 2020 |
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kid looks to land a left hand but Armpits moved out of range nicely.
Armpits appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Kid misses with a straight left.
Armpits was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Kid lands a nice shot that snaps Armpits's head back.
Kid misses with a hook
and Armpits makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kid looks to land a right hand but Armpits moved out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Armpits on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Kid misses the shot to the body.
Kid just misses with a punch to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Armpits misses the target.
Kid jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Armpits throwing a counter right hand but Kid manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kid lands a jab to the nose.
Kid cracks Armpits with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kid throws a hook but Armpits avoids it easily.
Kid looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Armpits takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#T1#
Kid throws an off balance right hand
enabling Armpits to counter with a crisp jab.
Armpits has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Save America! TRUMP 2020! in the buildup to the fight.
Kid cracks Armpits with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#ROC2#Armpits is rocked!
Kid fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Armpits square on the jaw! Damn, Armpits is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). New Kid!
New Kid thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 13, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Green throws a sloppy body shot
and Armpits cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Herb Green has been cut.
Green closes the distance but Armpits moves to the side
and Armpits counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Green wants to clinch
and Armpits counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green tries to clinch but Armpits moves away
and Armpits counters with a left to the body.
Green throws a leg kick
and Armpits counters with a big right hand! Oh Green is in trouble here! Armpits follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stinky Armpits!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Stinky Armpits waved his t-shirt featuring Brooklyn Apothecary's logo in front of the cameras. |
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