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Event: SMASH: Thai vs Averyanov     
Date:   Aug 06, 2023
#R1#
Hasselhoff looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bainbridge quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice strike.
Nice defenses there by Bainbridge.#TD#
Bainbridge closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Hasselhoff's guard.
Bainbridge throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bainbridge sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bainbridge postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Hasselhoff can do anything to dispel that myth.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bainbridge is aware though and is defending well.
Bainbridge has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff keeping moving, preventing Bainbridge from controlling successfully.
Bainbridge scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bainbridge is in close to Hasselhoff's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Hasselhoff is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T1#
Hasselhoff has momentary wrist control but Bainbridge slips an elbow through the middle.
Bainbridge is working Hasselhoff over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff has his foot on Bainbridge's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bainbridge works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bainbridge doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bainbridge manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hasselhoff is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bainbridge working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bainbridge's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #SUB2#
Bainbridge avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bainbridge makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bainbridge landing with the ground and pound. #T2#
Hasselhoff is pulling down on Bainbridge's head. It's preventing any offense from Bainbridge, at least for the moment.#SUB2#
Bainbridge avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bainbridge wants to control from the top but Hasselhoff keeps moving.
Bainbridge has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for subs off his back but Bainbridge has passed one foot through into half guard. #SUB2#
Hasselhoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bainbridge pulls his head out easily.
Bainbridge trying to control from half guard but Hasselhoff is working away. #T3#
Hasselhoff is looking for a sweep. Bainbridge is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Hasselhoff wants to control but Bainbridge is keeping busy.
Bainbridge uses his free foot to push down on Hasselhoff's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge cracks Hasselhoff with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Bainbridge tries to control but Hasselhoff wriggling away.
Hasselhoff is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bainbridge dominating with strikes here.
Hasselhoff regains half guard.
Hasselhoff wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T4##SUB2#
Hasselhoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hasselhoff has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bainbridge is working away from the top position though.
Bainbridge looks to land a strike but Hasselhoff avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Hasselhoff wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Bainbridge passes into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bainbridge tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hasselhoff defending well though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bartholomew Bainbridge dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
Bainbridge tests Hasselhoff's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a really nice looking cross but Bainbridge seems unphased.
Bainbridge avoids the head kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bainbridge counters with a stiff right hand. #CL#
Bainbridge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hasselhoff, pushing him back against the cage.
Bainbridge has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Hasselhoff avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hasselhoff prevents a takedown attempt there.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bainbridge prevents a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff prevents a body shot from Bainbridge.
Bainbridge drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bartholomew Bainbridge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bainbridge struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands. #T1#
Hasselhoff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bainbridge's elbow.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Bainbridge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bainbridge tries for a takedown but Hasselhoff manages to get underhooks.
Hasselhoff is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bainbridge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bainbridge wants a takedown but no success here.
Hasselhoff lands a body punch.
Bainbridge swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bainbridge struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
Bainbridge lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bainbridge lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bainbridge.
Bainbridge lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T2#
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Bainbridge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff blocks a body shot from Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bainbridge lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Bainbridge controls his hands.
Bainbridge is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A right handed body shot lands from Bainbridge.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Bainbridge seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Hasselhoff can turn it around.
Hasselhoff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hasselhoff scores with a knee to the head.
Bainbridge has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Hasselhoff after a bit of a struggle.
Bainbridge has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hasselhoff is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bainbridge throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Bainbridge fails to land.
A hook to the body from Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff crunches a lovely knee into Bainbridge's ribcage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as Bainbridge controls the action.
Bainbridge misses with the head strike. #T3#
Hasselhoff lands a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
A short right from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Bainbridge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bainbridge backwards.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Bainbridge blocks it. #BC2#
Hasselhoff's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bainbridge takes a step back to recover.
Misha Hasselhoff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A punch lands to the side of Bainbridge 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hasselhoff throws a hook but Bainbridge blocks it.
Bainbridge was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff slips a straight right by Bainbridge.
Bainbridge on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bainbridge closes the distance and clinches up with Hasselhoff, looking for a takedown. Bainbridge pushes Hasselhoff against the cage but Hasselhoff circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#T4#
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Bainbridge counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hasselhoff loads up on a big right hand but Bainbridge slips the punch.
Bainbridge walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#KD2#
Hasselhoff lands a big right hand that sends Bainbridge crashing to the mat! Hasselhoff stays standing though and waves Bainbridge back to his feet!#ROC2#Bainbridge is rocked!
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bainbridge avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Bainbridge counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff misses with the body kick
and Bainbridge counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bainbridge tries to clinch there but Hasselhoff circles away.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that Bainbridge ducks under and follows up with a left that Bainbridge also avoids with ease.
Bainbridge throws a counter high kick but Hasselhoff was just alert enough to avoid it.
Bainbridge moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bainbridge counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Hasselhoff misses with a straight left.
Hasselhoff tries to bum rush Bainbridge with a series of wild strikes but Bainbridge uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bainbridge swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hasselhoff lands a slapping body shot.
Bainbridge moves out of range as Hasselhoff strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Bainbridge misses the target.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
and Bainbridge counters with a head kick. That will keep Hasselhoff thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A low kick from Hasselhoff is predictable there
and Bainbridge counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice defenses there by Bainbridge.
Bainbridge appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hasselhoff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bainbridge counters with a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bainbridge scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big left from Hasselhoff misses. #T1#
Bainbridge with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Bainbridge counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Bainbridge connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff takes one on the button.#CL#
Bainbridge has closed the distance and engaged Hasselhoff in a clinch.
Bainbridge tries to throw a body punch but Hasselhoff avoids it by throwing Bainbridge back against the cage.
Bainbridge prevents a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bainbridge blocks a jab.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Bainbridge counters with a straight right hand.#CL#
Bainbridge rushes Hasselhoff and presses him up against the cage.#T2#
A shot in the inside from Bainbridge.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short uppercut from Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Bainbridge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bainbridge stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bainbridge presses Hasselhoff against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bainbridge scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bainbridge lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Hasselhoff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Bainbridge has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Bainbridge lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bainbridge is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Hasselhoff gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Bainbridge has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff. #BC2#
Hasselhoff pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hasselhoff pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #T3#
Bainbridge throws out a powerful jab.
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bainbridge throwing a counter right hand but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff throws a big shot that misses.
Bainbridge swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bainbridge on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A low kick lands for Bainbridge.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Bainbridge connects with the punch.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Bainbridge counters with a leg kick. #CL#
Bainbridge gets a clinch.
Bainbridge lands with a short shot to the head.
Bainbridge gets through Hasselhoff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bainbridge lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bainbridge can't get the takedown. #T4#
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Bainbridge.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bainbridge.
Bainbridge misses with some punches.
Bainbridge tries to score a body lock takedown but Hasselhoff shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bartholomew Bainbridge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Bainbridge counters with a low kick, right behind Hasselhoff 's knee.
Hasselhoff scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bainbridge in his tracks.
Bainbridge uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hasselhoff.
Bainbridge scores with the left hand. Hasselhoff knows he should have avoided that one.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bainbridge moves out of range as Hasselhoff throws a body kick. #CL#
Bainbridge drives through and clinches with Hasselhoff against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bartholomew Bainbridge showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bainbridge has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 29:28
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bartholomew Bainbridge!

Bartholomew Bainbridge decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: SMASH: Hakekia vs Kentas     
Date:   Jul 09, 2023
#R1#
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Thai moved out of range.
Thai feints the counter takedown.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by Thai.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thai manages to avoid it.
Thai tries a quick counter leg kick but Hasselhoff is wise to it.
Hasselhoff looks to throw the jab but Thai is out of range.
Hasselhoff misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thai changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Thai moves away from the strike by Hasselhoff.
Thai changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Hasselhoff takes a swing at Thai's ribcage but misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand #TD2#
and Thai counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Hasselhoff! #SUB2#
Thai is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hasselhoff is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Thai has hold of Hasselhoff's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Hasselhoff seems comfortable defending it but Thai has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Hasselhoff is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Hasselhoff is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Thai couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Wille Thai!

 

Event: SMASH: Hasselhoff vs Dennison     
Date:   Jun 17, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Dennison shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Hasselhoff is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Dennison got a little sloppy there for a moment and Hasselhoff has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dennison has managed to get both his arms back between Hasselhoff's legs - danger averted.
Dennison is working Hasselhoff over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dennison has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB#
Hasselhoff throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dennison controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dennison connects with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Hasselhoff wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Dennison's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dennison stands up over Hasselhoff, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Hasselhoff looking for a sweep. Not yet Hasselhoff, not yet.
Hasselhoff keeping moving, preventing Dennison from controlling successfully.
Dennison distracts Hasselhoff with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB#
Dennison avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dennison makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB#
Hasselhoff had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dennison defends it easily.#SUB#
Hasselhoff escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dennison gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dennison is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dennison content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dennison forces his way into half guard.
Hasselhoff on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Hasselhoff tries to get out of the position.
Dennison content to control rather than advance.
Dennison passes to full mount!
Dennison looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Dennison lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Hasselhoff hang on?#SUB2#
Dennison working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dennison working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.#T3#
Dennison putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Dennison scores with a couple of good head shots there. #CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Dennison lands a big shot there that rocks Hasselhoff but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Dennison avoids the attempt from Hasselhoff to control.
Dennison landing strikes from the mount.
Hasselhoff is trying to escape the mount.
Dennison fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Dennison in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Dennison with a couple of short strikes.#ROC2#Hasselhoff is rocked!#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Hasselhoff is squirming around, avoiding Dennison's attempts to control the action.
Oh Hasselhoff is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hasselhoff reaches up and holds on to Dennison to control the position.
Hasselhoff seems to have got his legs back now.#T4#
Dennison working the ground and pound effectively. #CUT2#Jeez, Misha Hasselhoff's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Misha Hasselhoff's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Dennison!
Dick Dennison is the new light heavyweight champion!
Dick Dennison thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: SMASH: Hasselhoff vs Tantor     
Date:   May 21, 2023
#R1#
Tantor thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tantor misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
Tantor scores with a head kick. Hasselhoff tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.#CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Tantor throws a head kick that misses
and Hasselhoff counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#It looks like Mara Tantor has been cut.
Tantor throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Hasselhoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Tantor misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tantor's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tantor duly obliges.
Mara Tantor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tantor tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tantor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hasselhoff quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Hasselhoff.
Tantor tries to land a leg kick but Hasselhoff saw it coming and moves away.
Tantor throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hasselhoff's head.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Tantor. Hasselhoff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Tantor was well out of range.
Hasselhoff moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromTantor.
Hasselhoff walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
A telegraphed right hand from Tantor misses the target.
Hasselhoff throwing a counter right hand but Tantor manages to avoid it.
Tantor scores with a head kick.
Hasselhoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Tantor throws a series of punches but Hasselhoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#KD#
Hasselhoff drops Tantor with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tantor looks back up at him and smiles so Hasselhoff waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#KD#
Hasselhoff drops Tantor with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tantor looks back up at him and smiles so Hasselhoff waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Tantor is rocked!
Tantor throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tantor is still on wobbly legs! Can Hasselhoff finish him?
Tantor blocks the body kick.
Tantor walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Hasselhoff! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
Misha Hasselhoff retains his light heavyweight title!
Misha Hasselhoff seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: SMASH: Chavaski vs Sam     
Date:   May 14, 2023
#R1#
Bartz misses the body punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice low kick that buckles Bartz's knee momentarily.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bartz doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd cheers as Bartz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hasselhoff doesn't seem phased though.#CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
Bartz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bartz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bartz cracks Hasselhoff with an open hand slap.
Hasselhoff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hasselhoff is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T1#
Bartz lunges at Hasselhoff with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hasselhoff's hand.
Hasselhoff walks into a left hand.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that misses
letting Bartz counter with a right hand.
Bartz missing with a left hand there. Hasselhoff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bartz moves in looking to clinch but Hasselhoff pushes him off.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bartz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Bartz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hasselhoff under the eye.
Hasselhoff looks for the body kick but Bartz saw that one coming.
Hasselhoff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bartz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bartz slips under a jab.
Bartz has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#T2#
Bartz scores with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff lands with a nice body kick.
A big right from Bartz misses. #KD2#
Hasselhoff lands a big head kick that sends Bartz tumbling to the mat! Hasselhoff takes a step backwards and waves Bartz back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Bartz is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Chad Bartz has been cut.
Hasselhoff fakes the body blow, causing Bartz to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Bartz goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
Misha Hasselhoff is the new light heavyweight champion!
Misha Hasselhoff seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: SMASH: Tosen vs Merel     
Date:   Apr 29, 2023
#R1#
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Thomas throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thomas doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thomas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Thomas takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Thomas swinging wildly here.
We've been informed that Thomas has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thomas in his tracks. #T1#
A big left from Thomas misses.
Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thomas.
Thomas avoids a kick to the body.
A punch lands to the side of Hasselhoff 's head but he takes it in his stride.#CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Thomas lands with an overhand left.
Hasselhoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Thomas throws out a counter right but Hasselhoff avoids it with no problem.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
and Thomas counters with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Thomas on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Hasselhoff wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hasselhoff waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thomas.
A little jabbing left from Thomas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hasselhoff swings away with a body shot that misses
and Thomas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thomas blocks a jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy uppercut
and Thomas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff throws a solid leg kick but Thomas takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hasselhoff.
Thomas now looks to counter with a shot at the body.#T3#
A big right from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff connects with an inside leg kick.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from Thomas.
Hasselhoff lands a lovely overhand right.
Hasselhoff listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Thomas blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
Thomas doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Thomas looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hasselhoff takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.#T4#
Thomas connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hasselhoff is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hasselhoff dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thomas scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thomas ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hasselhoff moves away.
Thomas misses with a hook.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Thomas counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff needs to keep his hands up - Thomas had a free shot at his head there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Thomas was well out of range.
Thomas swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hasselhoff lands a slapping body shot.
Hasselhoff lands with an uppercut that bounces Thomas off the cage and back into range.
Thomas might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hasselhoff pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hasselhoff delivers a nice body kick.
Thomas blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Thomas might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hasselhoff has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Thomas does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thomas takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hasselhoff.
Thomas uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Thomas is just out of range.
Thomas cracks Hasselhoff with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Thomas moves out of range.
Thomas now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Thomas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body. #T2#
Thomas is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hasselhoff.
Thomas on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hasselhoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hasselhoff with a nice calf kick.
Hasselhoff with a nice calf kick.
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thomas.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A low kick from Hasselhoff misses
and Thomas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thomas. #T3#
Hasselhoff throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thomas has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to the nose.
Hasselhoff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hasselhoff thows a leg kick but Thomas checks it
and Thomas counters with a stiff right hand.
Hasselhoff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by Thomas. #T4#
Thomas lands with a nice body punch.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Thomas was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hasselhoff throws a body kick that misses.
Thomas now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hasselhoff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thomas can do to turn this around?
Hasselhoff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thomas digs a good hook to Hasselhoff's body.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thomas doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thomas on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Thomas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #KD#
Hasselhoff lands a big uppercut and Thomas crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Thomas looks OK. Hasselhoff waves Thomas back to his feet!#CUT#It looks like Patrick Thomas has been cut.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy uppercut
and Thomas counters with a nice body shot.
A jab from Hasselhoff misses.
Thomas defending well as Hasselhoff loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Thomas on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thomas.
Hasselhoff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hasselhoff gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Thomas counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with a hook
and Thomas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Thomas moves out of range.
Thomas has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Thomas uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Thomas scores with a jab. Hasselhoff acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A countering left hand to the body from Thomas misses.
You can see that Thomas has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. Thomas ducked under it nicely.
Thomas takes a swing at Hasselhoff's ribcage but misses.
Patrick Thomas has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Hasselhoff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A lazy left from Hasselhoff finds it's target.
Thomas keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries a head kick but it misses.
Hasselhoff throws a push kick but Thomas slaps the foot to one side.
Thomas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Thomas moves out of range. #T3#
Thomas fails to land with a series of punches.
Thomas ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
Thomas lands a right hook to the body.
Hasselhoff lets loose with a powerful body kick. Thomas will feel that in the morning.
Hasselhoff blocks a jab.
Hasselhoff half committed to a counter leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
Thomas looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.#T4#
Hasselhoff throws a wild body kick that Thomas sees coming a mile off.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Thomas throws the left hand but Hasselhoff avoids the punch easily.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
Thomas lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Thomas ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
Good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Misha Hasselhoff is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hasselhoff pulls out of a head kick attempt.

And that's the end of the fight!
Misha Hasselhoff showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hasselhoff has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ron Honeybunn scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Misha Hasselhoff!

After winning the bout, Misha Hasselhoff thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: DMMA Friday Night Fights XI     
Date:   Oct 07, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bol cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bol.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bol lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hasselhoff throws the kick towards the body but Bol avoids it.
Bol rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#It looks like Yar Bol has been cut.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bol tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hasselhoff was well out of range. Poor timing from Bol.
Hasselhoff throws the left hand but Bol avoids the punch easily.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the side of Bol's head but Bol sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T1#
Bol bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Bol misses with a lunging right hand
and Hasselhoff counters with a leg kick.
Bol ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
That kick from Hasselhoff tenderised Bol's leg. Bol is trying to keep his angry face on.
Bol connects with a solid leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a shot to the body.
Bol scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hasselhoff in his tracks. #T2#
Bol throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff flicks out a counter leg kick but Bol steps away.
Bol misses with a hook
and Hasselhoff counters with an outside leg kick.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A cross from Hasselhoff lands.#KD2#
Hasselhoff lands a big right hand that sends Bol crashing to the mat! Hasselhoff stays standing though and waves Bol back to his feet!
Bol checks a leg kick.
Bol takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T3#
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hasselhoff. Bol shrugs it off though.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bol throws a combination that misses
and Bol takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bol ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook
and Bol connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#That has opened up Misha Hasselhoff's cut even more.
Hasselhoff pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bol swings for the body but Hasselhoff moves out of range. #T4#
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Bol counters with a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a low kick but Bol moves his leg out of the way.
Bol scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bol fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bol misses with a lunging right hand
and Hasselhoff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping right hand. #CUT2#Yar Bol's cut is getting worse.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hasselhoff!
No joy there for Hasselhoff, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bol swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Bol's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Hasselhoff throws a push kick but Bol slaps the foot to one side.
Hasselhoff misses with a jab, cross combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Bol misses the target.
Bol lands with a nice body punch.
Bol has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.
Bol chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Bol was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bol displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hasselhoff throws out the jab.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Bol might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
enabling Bol to counter with a crisp jab.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bol.#T1#
Bol looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
Bol scores with a leg kick.
Bol looks for the body kick but Hasselhoff saw that one coming.
Bol thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body.
Hasselhoff misses the body punch
and Bol counters with a left to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Hasselhoff tries to land a front kick but Bol steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bol half committed to a counter leg kick.#T2#
Hasselhoff misses with a body kick.
Bol appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Bol throws a nice inside leg kick.
Bol moves out of range of the strikes.
A cross from Hasselhoff lands.
Bol misses with a hook.
Bol fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bol feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hasselhoffs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bol looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Hasselhoff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Hasselhoff jabs at Bol's body.#T3#
Bol goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Bol counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#The cut above Misha Hasselhoff's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bol is looking to counter with a body kick.
Hasselhoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff throws the left hand but Bol avoids the punch easily.
Bol was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bol was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bol scores with a sloppy right hand. Hasselhoff should have avoided that one.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T4#
Bol uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff scores with a head kick.
Hasselhoff takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bol connects with a solid leg kick.
Hasselhoff stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bol.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to land a front kick but Bol steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Bol moves out of range easily.
Bol throwing a counter right hand but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Bol checks a leg kick nicely.
Bol appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Yar Bol will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Bol plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Bol feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Bol counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bol goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a left hand
and Bol counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Bol has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hasselhoff.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff and Bol are patiently standing in front of each other looking for an opening. Hasselhoff throws a head kick. It's landed, knocking Bol into next week! Ooooh that was huge! Hasselhoff knows it - he's on the cage flexing is biceps. That's a bit weird considering he won by kick but whatever.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Misha Hasselhoff!
A victorious Misha Hasselhoff thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: DMMA 136 Misha vs Paavali     
Date:   Sep 03, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. #KD#
Hasselhoff lands a big head kick that sends Kontiainen tumbling to the mat! Hasselhoff takes a step backwards and waves Kontiainen back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT#It looks like Paavali Kontiainen has been cut.
Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kontiainen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kontiainen tries a head kick but it misses.
Kontiainen blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#KD#
Hasselhoff drops Kontiainen with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Kontiainen looks back up at him and smiles so Hasselhoff waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Kontiainen is rocked!#CUT#That has opened up Paavali Kontiainen's cut even more.
Kontiainen has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.
Kontiainen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hasselhoff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.#T1#
Kontiainen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kontiainen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kontiainen looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kontiainen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kontiainen scores with the left hand. Hasselhoff knows he should have avoided that one.
Kontiainen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff throwing a counter right hand but Kontiainen manages to avoid it.
Kontiainen catches Hasselhoff with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Kontiainen counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hasselhoff's knee momentarily.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing. #T2#
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A head kick misses from Kontiainen.
Misha Hasselhoff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Kontiainen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hasselhoff dips to his left and cracks Kontiainen with an uppercut!
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Kontiainen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kontiainen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a shot from downtown. Kontiainen moves away and avoids it.
Hasselhoff moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromKontiainen.
Kontiainen lands a head kick! #T3#
A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kontiainen cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kontiainen gets cracked there but stands up to it. #CUT#The cut above Paavali Kontiainen's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick
and Kontiainen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.#T4#
Hasselhoff misses with a lunging right hand
and Kontiainen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Kontiainen on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hasselhoff throws out a powerful jab.
Hasselhoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kontiainen slips under a jab from Hasselhoff.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kontiainen thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Kontiainen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy right hand but Kontiainen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Hasselhoff takes one to the side of the head.
Kontiainen cracks Hasselhoff with an open hand slap.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Kontiainen might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hasselhoff has got the better of the exchanges.
Hasselhoff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #KD#
Hasselhoff feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Kontiainen sprawling to the canvas! Kontiainen rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Hasselhoff finish him?!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Paavali Kontiainen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Misha Hasselhoff!
A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DMMA Friday Night Fights III     
Date:   Jul 22, 2022
#R1#
A bone on bone clash there as Hasselhoff blocks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff wants to land a leg kick but Kersikov I I is out of range.
Kersikov I I has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kersikov I I walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Hasselhoff checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A nice side step and Hasselhoff releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kersikov I I misses with a low kick.
Kersikov I I throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A slow jab from Hasselhoff misses its intended target.
Hasselhoff gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Kersikov I I throws a leg kick but Hasselhoff sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hasselhoff lands with a straight right. Kersikov I I didn't see that one coming.
Kersikov I I blocks the body kick.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to the nose.
Hasselhoff misses the body punch
and Kersikov I I counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kersikov I I avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kersikov I I connects with a leg kick.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good work by Hasselhoff as he checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff feints a counter leg kick.
Kersikov I I is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hasselhoff takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kersikov I I is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hasselhoff. #T1#
A big left from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hasselhoff checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Kersikov I I defending well as Hasselhoff loads up on a big left hand.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick.
Kersikov I I stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I avoids a kick to the body.
It looked like Kersikov I I wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hasselhoff stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I throws a big shot that misses.
Kersikov I I connects with an inside leg kick.
Kersikov I I connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kersikov I I slips a straight right by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
Kersikov I I scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kersikov I I throws a lazy right hand but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T2#
A clash of legs there as Kersikov I I blocks the low kick.
Kersikov I I tried to counter with a leg kick but Hasselhoff avoided it.
Kersikov I I misses with a low kick.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
enabling Kersikov I I to counter with a crisp jab.
Kersikov I I on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kersikov I I doesn't seem bothered though.
A slow jab from Hasselhoff misses its intended target.
Hasselhoff misses with the body kick
and Kersikov I I counters with a three punch combo that has Hasselhoff backing up. Hasselhoff nods at Kersikov I I to acknowledge the strikes.
A punch combination from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff wants to slow Kersikov I I down by chopping away at his legs.
Kersikov I I misses with an uppercut.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kersikov I I throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Kersikov I I looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Kersikov I I to counter with a crisp jab.
Kersikov I I cracks Hasselhoff with a good jab.#T3#
Hasselhoff connects with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff jabs at Kersikov I I's body.
The crowd cheers as Hasselhoff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kersikov I I doesn't seem phased though.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends Kersikov I I's belly button to the back.
Hasselhoff tries to move into range but Kersikov I I moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kersikov I I lands a nice shot that snaps Hasselhoff's head back.
Hasselhoff has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I checks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body shot.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kersikov I I manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a looping overhand right but Kersikov I I ducks down to avoid it.
Kersikov I I misses with an uppercut. Hasselhoff saw that one coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Kersikov I I thinks about countering with a head kick.
Kersikov I I looks to land a right hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range.#T4#
Nice defenses there by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kersikov I I throws a chopping leg kick but Hasselhoff manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kersikov I I uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hasselhoff has time to react.
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kersikov I I is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kersikov I I throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff throws a hook but Kersikov I I blocks it.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Kersikov I I misses with a straight left.
Hasselhoff throws out a counter right but Kersikov I I avoids it with no problem.
Hasselhoff misses with a body kick.
Nice body kick from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I lands with a right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff checks a leg kick nicely.
Kersikov I I lands a jab to the head.
Kersikov I I blocks a low kick nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Vitali Kersikov I I will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Good standup being displayed there by Kersikov I I as he connects with a hook.
Good shot there by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick, looking for Kersikov I I's leg but Kersikov I I calmly moves out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Kersikov I I moved away.
Hasselhoff throws a looping overhand right but Kersikov I I ducks down to avoid it.
Kersikov I I connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kersikov I I throws a looping overhand right but Hasselhoff ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Kersikov I I moves out of range easily.
Hasselhoff uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
enabling Kersikov I I to counter with a crisp jab.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
Hasselhoff throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kersikov I I sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crunch! Hasselhoff slams his shin into Kersikov I I's torso.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hasselhoff throws a series of punches but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Hasselhoff moves forwards but Kersikov I I connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kersikov I I was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.#T1#
Hasselhoff defending well as Kersikov I I loads up on a big left hand.
A nice side step and Hasselhoff releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hasselhoff jabs Kersikov I I to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kersikov I I throws an overhand right that lands on Hasselhoff's shoulder, as Hasselhoff tries to avoid the shot.
Hasselhoff moves out of range of the leg kick from Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kersikov I I looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
Kersikov I I uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I cracks Hasselhoff with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Hasselhoff checks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hasselhoff lands with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff takes a swing at Kersikov I I's ribcage but misses.
The fighters circling - Kersikov I I throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A nice side step and Hasselhoff releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kersikov I I looks to land a right hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range.#T2#
Hasselhoff misses with a straight left.
Hasselhoff gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Kersikov I I looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kersikov I I checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I is looking to counter punch.
Hasselhoff connects with a nice looking jab.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Kersikov I I is looking to counter punch.
Hasselhoff tests Kersikov I I's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hasselhoff looks to land a left hand but Kersikov I I moved out of range nicely.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Kersikov I I sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hasselhoff with a hook.
Kersikov I I connects with the punch.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kersikov I I throwing a counter right hand but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff throws a sloppy body shot
and Kersikov I I counters with a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff looks to land a body kick but Kersikov I I moved away.
Hasselhoff misses with a two punch combination.
Kersikov I I tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T3#
Hasselhoff takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hasselhoff checks a leg kick.
Kersikov I I gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hasselhoff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Kersikov I I checks a leg kick.
It looked like Kersikov I I wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hasselhoff wants to slow Kersikov I I down by chopping away at his legs.
Kersikov I I throws a shot from downtown. Hasselhoff moves away and avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Kersikov I I does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kersikov I I keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Vitali Kersikov I I is winning the standup battle so far.
Hasselhoff lands a front kick.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Kersikov I I counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Kersikov I I avoids it.
Kersikov I I throws a jab but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hasselhoff goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #T4#
Hasselhoff connects with an inside leg kick.
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick lands from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I wants to slow Hasselhoff down by chopping away at his legs.
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I with a hook.
Kersikov I I's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hasselhoff connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Kersikov I I scrambles back to his feet.
Hasselhoff throws a looping overhand right but Kersikov I I ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I misses with a hook
and Hasselhoff counters with a right hand to the body.
Hasselhoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hasselhoff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Kersikov I I is out of range and Hasselhoff settles back down.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
Kersikov I I does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kersikov I I counters with a straight right hand.
Hasselhoff misses with a lunging right hand
letting Kersikov I I counter with a right hand.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kersikov I I doesn't seem bothered though.
Kersikov I I looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
Kersikov I I throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Kersikov I I moved out of range.
Kersikov I I ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kersikov I I was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kersikov I I's corner calls for a 1-2. Kersikov I I obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Kersikov I I does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kersikov I I uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I wants to land a leg kick but Hasselhoff is out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses Kersikov I I's front leg but catches the back leg as Kersikov I I tries to avoid it. #T1#
Kersikov I I misses with a wild combination.
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Hasselhoff looks to land a combination but Kersikov I I avoids it well.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hasselhoff does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nice shot by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff keeps Kersikov I I at a distance using the push kick.
A slow jab from Hasselhoff misses its intended target.
Kersikov I I shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kersikov I I checks a leg kick nicely.
Hasselhoff misses with a left hand
enabling Kersikov I I to counter with a crisp jab.
Hasselhoff works the jab nicely.
Hasselhoff walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kersikov I I checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kersikov I I misses with a looping right.#T2#
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Kersikov I I misses the target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A leg kick checked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I blocks a low kick nicely.
A big right from Hasselhoff misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Kersikov I I misses the target.
Kersikov I I with a hook.
Kersikov I I throws an overhand right that lands on Hasselhoff's shoulder, as Hasselhoff tries to avoid the shot.
Kersikov I I throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hasselhoff on the side of the head.
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I throwing a counter right hand but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick
and Kersikov I I counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Kersikov I I keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that misses
and Kersikov I I counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hasselhoff's knee momentarily.
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T3#
A swing and a miss from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I slips under a jab.
Kersikov I I scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hasselhoff is looking to slow Kersikov I I down with leg kicks.
Kersikov I I swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kersikov I I chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut.
Kersikov I I tries a low kick but Hasselhoff avoids it.
Kersikov I I jabs Hasselhoff right on the nose. Hasselhoff blinks but takes it well.
Sloppy strikes from Kersikov I I. Those never looked like landing.
Kersikov I I will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That kick from Kersikov I I tenderised Hasselhoff's leg. Hasselhoff is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Kersikov I I misses with a left hand
and Hasselhoff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T4#
Kersikov I I lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff throws a big shot that misses.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Kersikov I I checks it.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hasselhoff works Kersikov I I's body with a nice hook.
Kersikov I I throws out a leg kick but Hasselhoff moves out of range and Kersikov I I only half commits.
Kersikov I I bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Kersikov I I looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hasselhoff blocks a head kick by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hasselhoff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hasselhoff misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kersikov I I avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
An inside leg kick from Kersikov I I misses.
Hasselhoff moves away from the strike by Kersikov I I.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Vitali Kersikov I I.
Well Kersikov I I has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vitali Kersikov I I!

A relieved looking Vitali Kersikov I I thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: DMMA 116 Misha vs Seppo     
Date:   Jun 25, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Ilmarinen counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Ilmarinen.
Hasselhoff pulls Ilmarinen in close to his closed guard and prevents Ilmarinen from doing any damage or advancing position.
Ilmarinen controlling from the top position. #SUB#
Hasselhoff has his foot on Ilmarinen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Ilmarinen works his way back into a safe position though.
Ilmarinen looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Ilmarinen trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff trying to keep a closed guard but Ilmarinen is proving a slippery customer.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Ilmarinen working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Ilmarinen tries to free his leg and advance position but Hasselhoff is retaining full guard. #SUB#
Hasselhoff escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ilmarinen gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Ilmarinen landing with the ground and pound. #T1##SUB#
Hasselhoff has his foot on Ilmarinen's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Ilmarinen works his way back into a safe position though.
Ilmarinen loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hasselhoff keeping moving, preventing Ilmarinen from controlling successfully.
Ilmarinen is working Hasselhoff over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is looking for a triangle but Ilmarinen pushes his legs off easily.
Hasselhoff keeping moving, preventing Ilmarinen from controlling successfully.
Ilmarinen working some strikes from top position.
Ilmarinen slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Hasselhoff can't do much from the bottom here.
Hasselhoff is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
You can see the frustration on Hasselhoff's face as Ilmarinen controls the position. #T2#
Ilmarinen grinds an elbow into Hasselhoff's temple.
Hasselhoff takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Hasselhoff is looking to reverse the position.
Ilmarinen working the ground and pound.
Ilmarinen is looking to take a break and control but Hasselhoff is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ilmarinen has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Hasselhoff is looking to reverse the position.
Ilmarinen advances to mount.
Ilmarinen with shots to the head and body - Hasselhoff looks very uncomfortable down there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ilmarinen wants to control the pace but Hasselhoff is squirming around nicely.
Hasselhoff tries to lock up and control but Ilmarinen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Ilmarinen lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Hasselhoff hang on?#T3#
Ilmarinen is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ilmarinen lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Hasselhoff sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Ilmarinen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ilmarinen is trying to control. Hasselhoff wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ilmarinen controlling the action here.
Ilmarinen is trying to control. Hasselhoff wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ilmarinen stalling. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ilmarinen pulls his head out easily.
Hasselhoff tries to roll over but Ilmarinen keeps him under control.#T4##SUB2#
Ilmarinen is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hasselhoff has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Hasselhoff actively working from the bottom here.
Hasselhoff wants to improve his position but Ilmarinen is controlling well.
Ilmarinen scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ilmarinen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hasselhoff keeps working.
Hasselhoff on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ilmarinen landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Ilmarinen trying to control from half guard but Hasselhoff is working away.
Ilmarinen uses his free foot to push down on Hasselhoff's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Hasselhoff.
Ilmarinen lands with some strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ilmarinen has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Hasselhoff's face.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Seppo Ilmarinen dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Hasselhoff looks to throw the jab but Ilmarinen is out of range.
Hasselhoff fails to land with a series of punches.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Ilmarinen moved out of range.
Ilmarinen changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Ilmarinen slips under a jab.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD2#
and Ilmarinen counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Ilmarinen passes to full mount!
BOOM! Ilmarinen connects with a massive shot to the dome! #T1#
Ilmarinen prevents Hasselhoff from getting the reversal.
Ilmarinen lands a big elbow. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Ilmarinen controlling his opponent.
Hasselhoff wants to hold on but Ilmarinen pushes him away.
Ilmarinen punishing his opponent with strikes.
Ilmarinen can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Hasselhoff is looking to escape.
Seppo Ilmarinen has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Ilmarinen is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Hasselhoff to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Hasselhoff shrugs it off.
Hasselhoff keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Ilmarinen scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Hasselhoff?
Hasselhoff is trying desperately to improve position.#T2#
Hasselhoff slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Ilmarinen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff trying to control from the bottom.
Ilmarinen wants to control but Hasselhoff is keeping him busy.
Hasselhoff is trying to maintain the position but Ilmarinen is very close to passing his half guard.
Ilmarinen controlling the action here.
Ilmarinen is pressing down on Hasselhoff's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hasselhoff is holding on for now.
Ilmarinen drops an elbow to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ilmarinen looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hasselhoff with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Ilmarinen winds up and cracks Hasselhoff with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ilmarinen working Hasselhoff over with strikes.
Hasselhoff has hold of Ilmarinen's hands but Ilmarinen slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Hasselhoff knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ilmarinen on the ground.
Ilmarinen lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #T3#
Ilmarinen landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB#
Hasselhoff is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Ilmarinen pulls his head out easily.
Hasselhoff tries to get to full guard but Ilmarinen has control of the leg. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen is working for a kimura but Hasselhoff is defending it quite comfortably.
Ilmarinen drops an elbow to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
Ilmarinen working the head and body with strikes.
Hasselhoff is not content to let Ilmarinen control the position.
Hasselhoff has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ilmarinen is working away from the top position though.
Hasselhoff wants to improve his position but Ilmarinen is controlling well.
Hasselhoff has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ilmarinen is working away from the top position though.#T4#
Ilmarinen trying to mount his opponent but Hasselhoff defends it.
Hasselhoff is trying to maintain the position but Ilmarinen is very close to passing his half guard.#SUB2#
Ilmarinen is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Ilmarinen keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Nice strikes from Ilmarinen there.
Ilmarinen is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Hasselhoff is trying to control but can't. #SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Seppo Ilmarinen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Ilmarinen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ilmarinen with the counter takedown but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy uppercut #TD2#
so Ilmarinen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Ilmarinen trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom.
Ilmarinen is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Hasselhoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ilmarinen pushes down on Hasselhoff's leg and manages to get into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ilmarinen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ilmarinen is nestled in close to Hasselhoff, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ilmarinen connects with a nice short shot to Hasselhoff's temple. #T1##SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Hasselhoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Ilmarinen looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Ilmarinen frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen looking for a guillotine from mount but Hasselhoff is having none of it.
Hasselhoff wants to hold on but Ilmarinen pushes him away.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Ilmarinen cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Ilmarinen lands a couple of good shots and Hasselhoff has given up his back, trying to escape the position!#T2#
Ilmarinen connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Hasselhoff to escape the position.
Ilmarinen lands a shot to the head.
I really don't envy Hasselhoff right now. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen is looking for the choke from the back position but Hasselhoff is controlling his hands well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ilmarinen not allowing Hasselhoff to control his hands.
Ilmarinen trying to control.
Misha Hasselhoff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ilmarinen loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Hasselhoff hold on? #SUB2#
Ilmarinen has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hasselhoff defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Ilmarinen scores with punches and elbows. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen is persistently looking for the submission but Hasselhoff is defending it well. #T3#
Ilmarinen gets his hands free as Hasselhoff looks to control.
Ilmarinen lands punches and elbows.
Ilmarinen scores with punches from the back.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Well, with Ilmarinen on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Hasselhoff is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Ilmarinen lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Hasselhoff hold on?!
I would not like to be Hasselhoff right now.
Ilmarinen is hanging on to Hasselhoff's back as he tries to escape.
Hasselhoff trying to control the action but Ilmarinen just sinks the hooks in.
Ilmarinen biding his time, controlling Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to escape but Ilmarinen has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #T4##SUB2#
Hasselhoff is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Hasselhoff tries to escape the position. #SUB2#
Ilmarinen is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Hasselhoff is defending well though. Ilmarinen let's go of the attempt for now.
Hasselhoff trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Ilmarinen landing with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Ilmarinen is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Hasselhoff is defending well though. Ilmarinen let's go of the attempt for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hasselhoff grimaces as he takes a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Seppo Ilmarinen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ilmarinen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 26:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Seppo Ilmarinen!

Seppo Ilmarinen thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: DMMA 103: Imanari vs Munga     
Date:   May 07, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ignatov throws a looping overhand right but Hasselhoff ducks down to avoid it.
Ignatov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Ignatov counters with a stiff right hand.
Ignatov looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
Ignatov tests Hasselhoff's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ignatov looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Ignatov was well out of range.
Ignatov misses with a hook
and Hasselhoff counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ignatov throws a front kick aimed at Hasselhoff's knee but Hasselhoff avoids it well.
Good leg kick by Ignatov.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T1#
Ignatov throws a leg kick which misses Hasselhoff's front leg but catches the back leg as Hasselhoff tries to avoid it.
Ignatov throws out a leg kick but Hasselhoff moves out of range and Ignatov only half commits.
Hasselhoff keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Ignatov moves out of range.
Ignatov throws a low kick but Hasselhoff avoids it.
Hasselhoff steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Ignatov lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A big left from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Ignatov moves out of range.
Ignatov misses with a straight left.
Ignatov misses with a left hand
and Hasselhoff counters with an inside leg kick.
Ignatov has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hasselhoff is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Good leg kick by Ignatov. #T2#
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the body
and Ignatov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff blocks a leg kick.
Yevgeny Ignatov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Ignatov misses.
Hasselhoff looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ignatov fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hasselhoff has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hasselhoff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ignatov throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hasselhoff on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ignatov lands with an overhand left.
Ignatov misses with an uppercut. Hasselhoff saw that one coming.
Ignatov lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hasselhoff looks to throw a body kick
and Ignatov counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hasselhoff tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ignatov buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick. #T3#
A slow jab from Ignatov misses its intended target.
That kick from Hasselhoff tenderised Ignatov's leg. Ignatov is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hasselhoff on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ignatov. Ignatov obviously looking to wear him down.
Hasselhoff throws out a loose jab but Ignatov uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ignatov misses with a leg kick #CL2#
and Hasselhoff counters by clinching up.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Ignatov controls his hands. #BC#
Ignatov breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Ignatov checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hasselhoff connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Ignatov swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hasselhoff let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ignatov dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hasselhoff. That did some damage!
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Ignatov scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T4#
Ignatov lands a leg kick that knocks Hasselhoff off balance momentarily.
A big left from Ignatov misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hasselhoff! But no joy.
Ignatov lands with a thumping leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ignatov dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hasselhoff. That did some damage!
Hasselhoff gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ignatov.
A decent looking cross lands there for Ignatov.
Ignatov lands a jab.
Ignatov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hasselhoff scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Ignatov misses the jab.
Ignatov is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
Ignatov misses with a low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yevgeny Ignatov dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Ignatov tries to land a leg kick but Hasselhoff saw it coming and moves away.
Ignatov is looking to chop away at Hasselhoff's legs.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy right hand but Ignatov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yevgeny Ignatov is winning the standup battle so far.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook
and Ignatov makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ignatov throws out a leg kick but Hasselhoff moves out of range and Ignatov only half commits.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ignatov, as that shot connected.
Ignatov misses with a leg kick
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ignatov thinking.
Ignatov's corner calls for a 1-2. Ignatov obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ignatov lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ignatov moves out of range of the leg kick from Hasselhoff.
Ignatov moves away from the strike by Hasselhoff.
Ignatov looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Hasselhoff has knocked Ignatov down with a huge combo! Hasselhoff steps away and waves a wobbly Ignatov back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#Ignatov is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Yevgeny Ignatov has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Ignatov's head, knocking him out cold! Hasselhoff is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DMMA 93: Johnson vs Kiryu     
Date:   Mar 26, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hasselhoff.
Nicoletta uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Nicoletta connects with a right hand. Hasselhoff shakes it off.#CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Nicoletta lands a high kick!
Nicoletta throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#It looks like Casimiro Nicoletta has been cut.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nicoletta at a distance.
Nicoletta slips under a jab from Hasselhoff.#T1#
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
Nicoletta throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nicoletta has time to react.#KD#
Hasselhoff lands a big right hand that sends Nicoletta crashing to the mat! Hasselhoff stays standing though and waves Nicoletta back to his feet!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Nicoletta checks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nicoletta.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Nicoletta counters with a nice leg kick. #KD#
Hasselhoff lands a big uppercut and Nicoletta crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Nicoletta looks OK. Hasselhoff waves Nicoletta back to his feet!#ROC#Nicoletta is rocked!
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Nicoletta makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.#T2#
A good leg kick by Nicoletta.
A clash of legs there as Nicoletta blocks the low kick.
Nicoletta lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hasselhoff circles away quickly and effectively.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Nicoletta to counter with a crisp jab.
Nicoletta throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hasselhoff stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hasselhoff is looking to chop away at Nicoletta's legs.
Hasselhoff takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Nicoletta looks to land a combination. Hasselhoff sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.#T3#
Nicoletta moves out of range of the body kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
Nicoletta lunges at Hasselhoff with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hasselhoff's hand.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Nicoletta moves out of range easily.
Nicoletta throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook to the body
and Nicoletta counters with a straight right hand.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nicoletta will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T4#
Hasselhoff misses with a wild combination.
Nicoletta lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A lazy body kick from Hasselhoff
and Nicoletta cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nicoletta throws an overhand right that lands on Hasselhoff's shoulder, as Hasselhoff tries to avoid the shot.
Hasselhoff checks a low kick from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Nicoletta throws a hook but Hasselhoff blocks it.
Hasselhoff is looking for a counter combo.
A telegraphed right hand from Nicoletta misses the target.
Nicoletta lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the head.
Hasselhoff walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Nicoletta throws a right hand that Hasselhoff ducks under and follows up with a left that Hasselhoff also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nicoletta lands a leg kick that knocks Hasselhoff off balance momentarily.
Nicoletta bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Nicoletta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.#T1#
Nicoletta explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
A head kick misses from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff tried to counter with a leg kick but Nicoletta avoided it.
Nicoletta takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Nicoletta sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hasselhoff is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nicoletta lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hasselhoff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nicoletta has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nicoletta and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. Nicoletta ducked under it nicely. #T2#
Hasselhoff motions for Nicoletta to come forward. Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nicoletta connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Casimiro Nicoletta seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff tries a head kick but it misses.
Nicoletta gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Hasselhoff counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT#That has opened up Casimiro Nicoletta's cut even more.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick from Nicoletta lands but Hasselhoff takes it in his stride.
Hasselhoff tests Nicoletta's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hasselhoff tried to score with a low kick but Nicoletta checks it.
Hasselhoff avoids a low kick by using good footwork.#T3#
Nicoletta darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nicoletta swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a body kick.
Nicoletta throws a combination that misses
and Hasselhoff counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking kick to the body. Nicoletta takes a step back to recover.
Nicoletta is breathing heavily.
Nicoletta staying out of range there.#KD#
Hasselhoff cracks Nicoletta with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hasselhoff has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Nicoletta to stand back up!
Nicoletta is still on wobbly legs! Can Hasselhoff finish him?#CUT#The cut above Casimiro Nicoletta's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Nicoletta might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Hasselhoff has got the better of the exchanges.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nicoletta.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
Nicoletta seems to have recovered his senses.
Jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. Nicoletta ducked under it nicely.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hasselhoff lands with a big right hook that stumbles Nicoletta - he's out on his feet here! Hasselhoff follows up with another monster hook that separates Nicoletta from consciousness! Nicoletta falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Hasselhoff stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Misha Hasselhoff!
Our winner, Misha Hasselhoff, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DMMA 86: Hasselhoff vs Account     
Date:   Feb 27, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Account uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Account avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff.
Account checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Account does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Account was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Account is just out of range.
Account throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Account counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hasselhoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hasselhoff moves away from the strike by Account.
Hasselhoff is looking to wear down Account with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff scores with a body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Account counters with a nice uppercut.
Account steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Account moves out of range. #T1#
Hasselhoff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Account lands a nice hook to Hasselhoff's body. Hasselhoff takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nice straight punches there by Account. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Account.#CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Account throws out the jab.
Account looks to land a right hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range.
Hasselhoff wants to slow Account down by chopping away at his legs.
A nice side step and Account releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Hasselhoff throws the left hand but Account avoids the punch easily.
Account uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick that knocks Account off balance momentarily.
Hasselhoff walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Account checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Hasselhoff looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #T2#
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Account sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Account fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
A jab from Hasselhoff finds it's way through Account's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Account connects with a jab.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
Hasselhoff lands a nice leg kick that just misses Account's sensitive parts.
Account tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hasselhoff was well out of range. Poor timing from Account.
Account swinging wildly here.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Account is just out of range.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch there but Account circles away.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Account! But no joy.
Account throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #T3#
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Account.
Account looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hasselhoff lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Account counters with a nice uppercut.
Account looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice defenses there by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Account counters with a nice uppercut.
Account misses with an uppercut. Hasselhoff saw that one coming.
Account throws a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Account.
Account misses with an uppercut. Hasselhoff saw that one coming.#T4#
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Account.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hasselhoff.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd cheers as Hasselhoff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Account doesn't seem phased though.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Account was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Account looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nice cross by Hasselhoff.#CL#
Hasselhoff instigates a clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hasselhoff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Account avoiding damage as Hasselhoff throws knees to the body. #BC2#
Account pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hasselhoff throws a looping overhand right but Account ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Account moves out of range.
Hasselhoff blocks a jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Account doesn't seem bothered though.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick, looking for Account's leg but Account calmly moves out of range.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Account counters with a straight right hand.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Account counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Account takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Account moves out of range easily.
Hasselhoff dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from Account.
Hasselhoff was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Account might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick
enabling Account to counter with a crisp jab.
Account looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Hasselhoff misses the target.
Hasselhoff feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Accounts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T1#
Hasselhoff looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but Account moves out of range easily.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Account counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Account cracks Hasselhoff with a good jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Account misses the target.
Hasselhoff lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Hasselhoff scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the body
and Account counters with a stiff right hand.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Account paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Account slips under a jab.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hasselhoff. Account shrugs it off though.
Hasselhoff with a nice calf kick.#T2#
Account throws a looping overhand right but Hasselhoff ducks down to avoid it.
Account misses with a hook. Hasselhoff ducked under it nicely.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Account was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Account has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Account counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hasselhoff cracks Account with an open hand slap.
That kick from Hasselhoff tenderised Account's leg. Account is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hasselhoff avoids the body shot from Account.
Hasselhoff tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Account cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Account avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff. #T3#
Account looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
Hasselhoff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Account scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Account uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hasselhoff has time to react.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Account checks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick that is checked
and Account counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Account fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hasselhoff has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Account jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A counter left hand to the body from Hasselhoff misses its target.
Account throws a lazy right hand but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Account does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Account was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T4#
Hasselhoff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Account looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hasselhoff throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Account wants to slow Hasselhoff down by chopping away at his legs.
Account misses with the combination.
Hasselhoff wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Hasselhoff rushes Account and presses him up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Account fails to land.
Account can't find room to land a body shot as Hasselhoff controls the action.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Account lands with a light punch inside.
Hasselhoff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Account backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hasselhoff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R3#
Hasselhoff moves out of range as Account strikes.
Account misses with a jab to the body
and Hasselhoff counters with a straight right hand.
Account looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Hasselhoff lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Account takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Good exchange - Hasselhoff coming out on top.
Donk. Hasselhoff catches Account right on the button with a cross.
Hasselhoff lands with a hook. Account tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Account throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hasselhoff throws a wild body kick that Account sees coming a mile off.
Account moves out of range of the body kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body. #T1#
Hasselhoff with the inside leg kick.
A low kick from Hasselhoff misses
and Account counters with a straight right hand.
Account circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Account.
Hasselhoff throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Account on the side of the head.
Account takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hasselhoff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A shot to the body from Hasselhoff misses
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff throws a front kick aimed at Account's knee but Account avoids it well.
Hasselhoff avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hasselhoff slips a straight right by Account.
It looked like Hasselhoff was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Account.
Misha Hasselhoff is winning the standup battle so far.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick, looking for Account's leg but Account calmly moves out of range. #T2#
Account takes one to the side of the head.
Account missing with a left hand there. Hasselhoff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Account checks a leg kick nicely.
Hasselhoff is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Account can do to turn this around?
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Account does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff throws a good cross that connects. #CL#
Hasselhoff closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
Account pushes Hasselhoff back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#BC#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick
and Account makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch
and Account counters with a one-two to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
Account is looking for the big counter here.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick
and Account counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T3#
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Account makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hasselhoff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Account cracks Hasselhoff with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Account keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Account! But no joy.#KD2#
Account drops Hasselhoff with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Hasselhoff looks back up at him and smiles so Account waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC2#Hasselhoff is rocked!
Account has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Account there as he acknowledges the shot.
Oh Hasselhoff is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Account swings for the body but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
Account slips a straight right by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff seems to have got his legs back now.
Hasselhoff throws a hook but Account blocks it.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and Account cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Account is out of range. #T4#
Account scores with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Account.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Account counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#Jeez, Misha Hasselhoff's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hasselhoff throws a chopping leg kick but Account manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Account misses with a hook. Hasselhoff ducked under it nicely.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but Account is having none of it.
Account uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hasselhoff.
Account swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hasselhoff looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hasselhoff misses with an attempted mid kick.
Account's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Account has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hasselhoff finds it's way round the side to connect with Account's head.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from Account.
Account misses with a straight left.
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Account was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Camaras Account just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Good standup being displayed there by Account as he connects with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Account.
Hasselhoff is looking to chop away at Account's legs.
Account has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.#CL#
Hasselhoff drives through and clinches with Account against the cage.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Account uses good head movement to avoid it.
Account blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Account.
Hasselhoff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Account avoids it.
Hasselhoff's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Hasselhoff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff blocks a body shot from Account. #T1#
Account wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Account blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC#
Hasselhoff manages to break the clinch.
Hasselhoff avoids the body shot from Account.
Account checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Account throws a nice inside leg kick.
Account keeps the fight on the outside.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Account manages to avoid it.
Despite the aggression on Account's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Hasselhoff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Account was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hasselhoff throws a shot from downtown. Account moves away and avoids it.
Hasselhoff swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body. #T2#
Hasselhoff wants to clinch
and Account counters with a straight right hand.
Hasselhoff moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff motions for Account to come forward. Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff scores with a nice strike.
Camaras Account has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends Account's belly button to the back.
A big right from Hasselhoff misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Account checks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T3#
Hasselhoff throws a sloppy body shot
and Account connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Account is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Account motions for Hasselhoff to come forward. Account throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Account.
Account looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab.
Hasselhoff lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Account has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.
Account looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Account uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hasselhoff.
Account cracks Hasselhoff with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T4#
Account on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Account bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hasselhoff's head backwards.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Misha Hasselhoff's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Camaras Account!
Camaras Account is the new light heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Camaras Account thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: DMMA 79: Tucker vs Hasselhoff     
Date:   Jan 30, 2022
#R1#
Hasselhoff listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#CUT2#It looks like Charles Tucker has been cut.
Tucker looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hasselhoff throws a quick inside leg kick. #CL#
Tucker rushes Hasselhoff and presses him up against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Hasselhoff.
Tucker misses with a punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tucker misses with a body punch.
Tucker misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Knees to the body from Hasselhoff.
Tucker is breathing heavily.
Hasselhoff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tucker's elbow.
Hasselhoff tries to land knees in the clinch but Tucker avoids the damage to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hasselhoff lands a nice knee to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hasselhoff lands a good knee to the midsection. Tucker won't want to take too many of those.#BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
Tucker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hasselhoff paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
Tucker throws a jab but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tucker.
Hasselhoff with a nice calf kick.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to Tucker's midsection.
Tucker walks into a left hand.
A slow jab from Hasselhoff misses its intended target.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses Tucker's front leg but catches the back leg as Tucker tries to avoid it.
Tucker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Hasselhoff scores with a kick to the body.
Tucker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hasselhoff can pounce on him.
Hasselhoff misses with a kick to the body.
Tucker was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nice uppercut there from Hasselhoff.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick
and Tucker counters with a stiff right hand.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Tucker moved away.#T2#
An inside leg kick lands from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff cracks Tucker with an open hand slap.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with low kicks.
Tucker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Tucker misses the target.
Tucker checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that Tucker ducks under and follows up with a left that Tucker also avoids with ease.
Tucker slips under a jab from Hasselhoff.
An attempted straight right counter from Tucker misses the target.
Hasselhoff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
Tucker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tucker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T3#
Tucker on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hasselhoff is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Tucker had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tucker moves away.
A quick step to the side and Tucker tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tucker throws a jab but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Tucker lands a two punch combo.
A low kick lands for Hasselhoff.
A big right from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses Tucker's front leg but catches the back leg as Tucker tries to avoid it.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Tucker moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Tucker blocks the leg kick.
Tucker lands a jab to the nose.
Tucker's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Tucker duly obliges.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tucker scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Hasselhoff doesn't seem bothered though.
Tucker looks to land a combination but Hasselhoff avoids it well.
Tucker throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hasselhoff takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T4#
Tucker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hasselhoff avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tucker misses with a looping right.
Tucker checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands an overhand right.
Hasselhoff moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Tucker swings for the body but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
Tucker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Tucker throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A low kick from Tucker misses
letting Hasselhoff counter with a right hand.
Tucker misses with a head kick.
Hasselhoff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tucker is out of range and Hasselhoff settles back down.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Tucker throws a looping overhand right but Hasselhoff ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff thows a leg kick but Tucker checks it
and Tucker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#CL2#
Hasselhoff has taken the fight to the clinch.
Tucker struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
Hasselhoff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tucker lands a right hand.
Tucker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Hasselhoff scores with a nice short uppercut.
Tucker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tucker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tucker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Tucker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tucker managing to block the knees to the body from Hasselhoff.
Tucker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tucker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tucker or not.
Hasselhoff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hasselhoff lands a hook that snaps the head of Tucker backwards.
Tucker has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff scores a nice knee to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook to the ribs. #T1#
Tucker takes a knee to the side of the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tucker.
A short right from Hasselhoff on the inside.
Tucker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tucker doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC2#
Hasselhoff pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A low kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Tucker tries to clinch
and Hasselhoff counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A low kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hasselhoff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hasselhoff dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a jab, cross combination.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tucker.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Hasselhoff.
Tucker takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hasselhoff has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tucker finds it's way round the side to connect with Hasselhoff's head.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tucker's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Hasselhoff scores with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff scores with a hook.
Hasselhoff circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd cheers as Hasselhoff lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tucker doesn't seem phased though.
Tucker catches Hasselhoff with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hasselhoff takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Tucker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff obviously looking to wear him down.
Hasselhoff slips a jab from Tucker.
Tucker displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hasselhoff throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a sloppy right hand. Tucker should have avoided that one.
Tucker swings for the body but Hasselhoff moves out of range. #T3#
Hasselhoff throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hasselhoff fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Tucker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Tucker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff just misses with a punch to the body.
Tucker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hasselhoff ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tucker momentarily.
Tucker checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff thuds his right hand into Tucker's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#CUT2#Charles Tucker's cut is getting worse.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tucker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff digs a good body shot into Tucker's ribs.
Tucker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hasselhoff turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T4#
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tucker.
Hasselhoff scores with the left hand. Tucker knows he should have avoided that one.
Good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff looks to land a left hand but Tucker moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Tucker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Tucker misses with a body kick.
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Tucker checks it well.
Hasselhoff throws a chopping leg kick but Tucker manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Hasselhoff keeps the fight on the outside.
Hasselhoff throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Tucker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick that knocks Tucker off balance momentarily.
Hasselhoff looks for the body kick but Tucker saw that one coming.
Hasselhoff bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Tucker avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff.
Tucker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff digs a good body shot into Tucker's ribs.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tucker crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hasselhoff - the referee stops the clock and Tucker gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hasselhoff. Tucker manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Hasselhoff connects with a right hand. Tucker shakes it off.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
A jab from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff is looking to clinch but Tucker is avoiding it.
Tucker thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tucker throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Tucker takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tucker.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick.
Tucker looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Tucker moves out of range. #T1#
Hasselhoff throws a solid leg kick but Tucker takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hasselhoff.
Tucker misses with a head kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight right.
Nice shot by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hasselhoff lands with an overhand left.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tucker is looking to counter punch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hasselhoff.
Tucker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Tucker fires out a quick counter leg kick but Hasselhoff just manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tucker checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff pivots, looking for a leg kick but Tucker is out of range and Hasselhoff settles back down. #T2##CL#
Tucker rushes Hasselhoff and presses him up against the cage.
Tucker misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hasselhoff.
Tucker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff has a couple of punches blocked by Tucker.
Hasselhoff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tucker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tucker or not.
Tucker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC2#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tucker darts in trying to clinch
and Hasselhoff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff digs a good body shot into Tucker's ribs.#T3#
Hasselhoff misses with a kick to the body.
Tucker tries to work over Hasselhoff's front leg with a kick but Hasselhoff checks it.
Tucker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy right hand but Tucker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tucker misses the body punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice leg kick.
Tucker looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Tucker throws a low kick but Hasselhoff avoids it.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Tucker wants to clinch up but Hasselhoff keeps it at a distance.
Tucker walks into a stiff left hand from Hasselhoff.
Tucker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hasselhoff moves away.
Hasselhoff lands a head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Tucker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Tucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A clash of legs there as Tucker blocks the low kick.
Tucker swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T4#
Tucker lands with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a wild body kick that Tucker sees coming a mile off.
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tucker.
Tucker misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hasselhoff.
Tucker throws a jab but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Tucker counters with a straight right hand.
Tucker throws a combination. Hasselhoff tries to block but a couple of punches get through.#CL2#
Hasselhoff closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tucker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tucker digs a right hand underneath Hasselhoff's ribcage. Hasselhoff let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tucker lands a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff really dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R4#
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses Tucker's front leg but catches the back leg as Tucker tries to avoid it.
Hasselhoff digs a good body shot into Tucker's ribs.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body kick.
That kick from Hasselhoff tenderised Tucker's leg. Tucker is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Tucker was well out of range.
Tucker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A bone on bone clash there as Tucker blocks the leg kick.
Tucker throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tucker.
Hasselhoff throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tucker looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hasselhoff throws a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff is looking to chop away at Tucker's legs.
Tucker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tucker throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Hasselhoff throws the left hand but Tucker avoids the punch easily.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice body punch.
Hasselhoff thuds a left hand into Tucker's body.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Tucker was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Tucker tries to clinch up
and Hasselhoff makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hasselhoff keeps the fight on the outside.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
Tucker takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the head.
Tucker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tucker throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff misses the jab.#T2#
Hasselhoff lands a jab to the nose.
Tucker checks a leg kick nicely.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tucker missing with a left hand there. Hasselhoff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little jabbing left from Hasselhoff on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Tucker misses with a wild combination.
Tucker swinging wildly here.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Tucker moves out of range.
It looked like Tucker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tucker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hasselhoff throws a chopping leg kick but Tucker manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Tucker is looking to counter punch.
The fighters circling - Hasselhoff throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick as Tucker jumps back.
Tucker avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff. #T3#
Hasselhoff does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tucker fires out a quick counter leg kick but Hasselhoff just manages to avoid it.
Tucker misses with an uppercut. Hasselhoff saw that one coming.
Tucker takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tucker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hasselhoff keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tucker manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff checks a low kick from Tucker.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick that misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Tucker misses its target.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with low kicks.
Tucker scores with a jab to the body.#CL#
Tucker gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4#
A body shot lands from Tucker.
Hasselhoff is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Tucker lands a left hand.
Tucker throws a punch but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff prevents a body shot from Tucker.
Hasselhoff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hasselhoff blocks a body shot from Tucker. #BC2#
Hasselhoff pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hasselhoff attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Tucker lands a nice looking body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from Tucker misses the target.
Tucker missing with a left hand there. Hasselhoff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tucker fails in his attempt to clinch.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tucker checks a leg kick.
Tucker scores with a hook to the body. Hasselhoff takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hasselhoff drops his hands momentarily and Tucker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Hasselhoff lands with a right hand.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that fourth round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R5#
Hasselhoff tries to land a body kick
and Tucker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Tucker takes a swing at Hasselhoff's ribcage but misses.
Hasselhoff only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A combination from Hasselhoff does no damage.
Tucker has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hasselhoff finds it's way round the side to connect with Tucker's head.
Tucker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #CL#
Tucker clinches up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tuckers head.
Tucker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tucker tries to throw a body punch but Hasselhoff avoids it by throwing Tucker back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hasselhoff.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tucker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Tucker wants a takedown.
Tucker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T1#
Hasselhoff pushes Tucker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Tucker tries to land knees in the clinch but Hasselhoff avoids the damage to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a nice knee to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hasselhoff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hasselhoff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hasselhoff misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tucker.
Tucker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hasselhoff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hasselhoff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Hasselhoff landing knees to the head. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff throws out a powerful jab.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tucker.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses Tucker's front leg but catches the back leg as Tucker tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Tucker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but Tucker is having none of it.
Charles Tucker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Tucker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hasselhoff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. #CL2#
Hasselhoff moves into the clinch.
Hasselhoff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hasselhoff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hasselhoff lands with a left to the head.
Hasselhoff tries to land a knee to the head but Tucker blocks with his arms.
Tucker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tucker misses with a body punch.
Tucker misses with a punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands with a short shot to the head. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Tucker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tucker appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tucker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Tucker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hasselhoff. #T3#
Tucker misses with a right hand
and Hasselhoff counters with a straight right hand.
Tucker throws a push kick but Hasselhoff slaps the foot to one side. #CL2#
Hasselhoff pushes Tucker up against the cage in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hasselhoff.
Good body shot from Hasselhoff. #BC2#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tucker momentarily.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tucker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hasselhoff takes a swing at Tucker's ribcage but misses.
Hasselhoff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hasselhoff lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hasselhoff. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tucker lands with a nice combination. Hasselhoff backs away looking to recover.
Tucker throws an off balance right hand
and Hasselhoff counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Tucker moves out of range.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Tucker misses the target.
Tucker misses with a straight right.
Tucker misses with a combination
enabling Hasselhoff to counter with a crisp jab.
Tucker misses with a head kick.
Hasselhoff stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
An inside leg kick lands from Hasselhoff.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#KD2#
Hasselhoff cracks Tucker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Hasselhoff has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Tucker to stand back up!#ROC2#Tucker is rocked!
Hasselhoff lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tucker's sensitive parts.
Oh Tucker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tucker walks straight into a right hand from Hasselhoff - that's dropped him! Hasselhoff jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Tucker from any more punishment! Tucker complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Misha Hasselhoff!
Misha Hasselhoff is the new light heavyweight champion!
An out of breath Misha Hasselhoff thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: DMMA 71: Kofel vs Alderidge     
Date:   Jan 02, 2022
#R1#
A nice leg kick from Hasselhoff, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCain throws a right hand that misses
and Hasselhoff counters with a stiff right hand.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
McCain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McCain gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hasselhoff.
McCain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
McCain connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. McCain ducked under it nicely.
McCain looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McCain throws a leg kick but Hasselhoff moved away.
McCain with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McCain takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the side of McCain 's head but McCain sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McCain throws a head kick that misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook. McCain ducked under it nicely.
Good leg kick by Hasselhoff. #CL#
McCain clinches up with Hasselhoff and pushes him back against the cage.
McCain lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards. #T1#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McCain creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff tries a knee to the head but McCain blocks it.
McCain misses with a punch to the body.
McCain scores with a hook to the body.
McCain swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hasselhoff!
Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McCain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hasselhoff fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McCain does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McCain getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McCain throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T2#
A slow jab from McCain misses its intended target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping right.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! McCain crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hasselhoff - the referee stops the clock and McCain gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hasselhoff. McCain manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McCain has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McCain takes a jab right on the kisser.
Some bone on bone action there as McCain checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McCain changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL#
Hasselhoff gets tackled into the cage by McCain . McCain maintains the clinch.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
A bit of stalling here from McCain .
A nice right hand lands inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a knee strike.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McCain dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for McCain .
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as McCain controls his hands.
Hasselhoff fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Hasselhoff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCain is defending well for now.
McCain can't find room to land a body shot as Hasselhoff controls the action.
McCain stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a punch but it's blocked by McCain .
McCain lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
McCain scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
McCain blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McCain tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hasselhoff's elbow.
McCain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
McCain lands a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff tries to throw a body punch but McCain avoids it by throwing Hasselhoff back against the cage.
McCain misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with a knee to the head.
McCain lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Hasselhoff wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt McCain or not.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as McCain controls the action.
McCain doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McCain managing to block the knees to the body from Hasselhoff. #T4#
McCain lands a shoulder strike.
Hasselhoff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hasselhoff has McCain pressed against the cage, preventing McCain from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McCain tries to throw a body punch but Hasselhoff avoids it by throwing McCain back against the cage.
McCain misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hasselhoff missing with knees to the body.
McCain lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McCain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hasselhoff prevents a body shot from McCain .
Hasselhoff working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McCain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
Hasselhoff lands a nice knee to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McCain tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Hasselhoff scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Hasselhoff.
McCain tries to throw a body punch but Hasselhoff avoids it by throwing McCain back against the cage.
McCain lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
McCain takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McCain chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hasselhoff can pounce on him.
McCain tries to close the distance and clinch but Hasselhoff swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot #CL#
and McCain moves into the clinch.
McCain blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hasselhoff. #BC#
McCain breaks the clinch. #CL#
Hasselhoff tries to keep at a distance but McCain has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but McCain uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCain working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff tries to work over McCain 's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McCain is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hasselhoff is keeping busy.
McCain cracks Hasselhoff with a nice body shot.#T1#
Hasselhoff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hasselhoff obliges.
McCain tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hasselhoff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with McCain 's elbow.
Hasselhoff is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
McCain misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hasselhoff misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCain . #BC#
McCain 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hasselhoff throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hasselhoff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McCain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
Hasselhoff blocks a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a looping overhand right but McCain ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McCain has time to react.#T2#
Hasselhoff does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A little feinted left hand from McCain on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
McCain throws a shot from downtown. Hasselhoff moves away and avoids it.
Hasselhoff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
McCain throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McCain gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hasselhoff.
McCain connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Hasselhoff momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCain misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff is clearly trying to counter these attacks from McCain with a body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook.
McCain avoids the body shot from Hasselhoff. #CL#
McCain closes the distance and clinches.
McCain avoiding damage as Hasselhoff throws knees to the body.
McCain wants to stall.
Hasselhoff lands an uppercut.
McCain throws a head punch that misses.
McCain has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCain is defending well for now.#BC#
McCain 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice body kick.
McCain swats away the attempt to clinch by Hasselhoff.#T3#
Hasselhoff moves out of range as McCain throws a body kick.
A jab lands there for McCain .
Hasselhoff thumps McCain with a low kick.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick that misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws an overhand right that lands on McCain 's shoulder, as McCain tries to avoid the shot.
Hasselhoff pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hasselhoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
McCain scores with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws an overhand right that lands on McCain 's shoulder, as McCain tries to avoid the shot.
McCain scores with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice defenses there by McCain .
McCain tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hasselhoff paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McCain throws a quick inside leg kick. #T4#
McCain keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
McCain misses with a low kick as Hasselhoff jumps back.
Hasselhoff looks to land a left hand but McCain moved out of range nicely.
McCain will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McCain throws a body kick that misses.
Hasselhoff scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCain fakes the leg kick and cracks Hasselhoff in the body.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL#
McCain gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McCain misses with a hook from the clinch.
McCain lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McCain lands a right hand.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
McCain blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff lands with a right to the head.
McCain scores with a shoulder strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but McCain pushes him off.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook
and McCain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McCain stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McCain misses with a looping right.
Donk. McCain catches Hasselhoff right on the button with a cross.
Hasselhoff digs a good body shot into McCain 's ribs.
Hasselhoff thows a left - swing and a miss!
McCain chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hasselhoff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCain scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but McCain moves out of range.
McCain blocks a head kick by Hasselhoff.
McCain swinging wildly here.
McCain throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Hasselhoff throws a shot from downtown. McCain moves away and avoids it.#CL#
Hasselhoff gets tackled into the cage by McCain . McCain maintains the clinch.
McCain blocks an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from McCain .
McCain struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McCain .
Hasselhoff tries to land knees in the clinch but McCain avoids the damage to the body. #BC2#
Hasselhoff manages to break the clinch.
Hasselhoff pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
McCain shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
McCain lands a slapping body shot.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but McCain sees it coming and checks it nicely.
McCain fires out a quick counter leg kick but Hasselhoff just manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff lands with an uppercut that bounces McCain off the cage and back into range.
McCain tests Hasselhoff's chin there with a solid looking shot.
An inside leg kick from Hasselhoff misses.
McCain lands a jab to the nose.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCain misses the jab.
Hasselhoff looks to land a combination but McCain avoids it well.
Hasselhoff chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McCain can pounce on him.
McCain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hasselhoff.
McCain sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight right.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McCain lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hasselhoff has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hasselhoff and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Hasselhoff is trying to counter with his kicks.
McCain moves in looking to clinch but Hasselhoff pushes him off.
An inside leg kick lands from McCain .
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice head shot.
McCain moves out of range of the leg kick from Hasselhoff.
McCain fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hasselhoff lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
McCain tests Hasselhoff's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McCain tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff flicks out a counter leg kick but McCain steps away.
Lucas McCain has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hasselhoff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T3#
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
McCain tries a low kick but Hasselhoff avoids it.
McCain connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
McCain throws a low kick but it's checked well by Hasselhoff.
That kick from Hasselhoff tenderised McCain 's leg. McCain is trying to keep his angry face on.
McCain uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
McCain with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hasselhoff avoids the head kick by McCain .
McCain tries to bum rush Hasselhoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
McCain throws a sloppy head kick and Hasselhoff moves out of range easily.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
McCain throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Hasselhoff to counter with a crisp jab.
Hasselhoff lands a straight punch to the body, keeping McCain at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hasselhoff throws a good cross that connects.
Hasselhoff fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McCain is out of range. #T4#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCain throws a chopping leg kick but Hasselhoff manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McCain tries to bum rush Hasselhoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasselhoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hasselhoff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hasselhoff feints and then cracks McCain 's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McCain down.
McCain on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McCain fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hasselhoff looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hasselhoff moves to clinch but McCain breaks away
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McCain throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hasselhoff makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
McCain misses with a leg kick.
McCain takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCain darts in trying to clinch
enabling Hasselhoff to counter with a crisp jab.
Hasselhoff lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Misha Hasselhoff is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good work by Hasselhoff as he checks the leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Misha Hasselhoff.
I've got Hasselhoff winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 28:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Misha Hasselhoff!

After winning the bout, Misha Hasselhoff thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: DMMA 61: Luciano v Andrianakis     
Date:   Nov 27, 2021
#R1#
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick from Kersikov I I misses.
Kersikov I I scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice strike.
Hasselhoff walks into a stiff left hand from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I throws a head kick that looked like it stung. #CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Kersikov I I waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hasselhoff.
A jab from Hasselhoff does it's job there.
Hasselhoff scoring well with a low kick there.
A nice leg kick from Hasselhoff, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kersikov I I lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Kersikov I I moves out of range.
Kersikov I I loads up on a big right hand but Hasselhoff slips the punch.
Hasselhoff wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice cross by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hasselhoff listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kersikov I I misses with a leg kick. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
Kersikov I I with a jab.
Hasselhoff checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff connects with a crisp jab.
Kersikov I I misses with a wild body shot.
Kersikov I I shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kersikov I I on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kersikov I I momentarily.
Kersikov I I chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hasselhoff punishes Kersikov I I's body with a nice straight punch.
Hasselhoff with a hook.
Hasselhoff sizes up Kersikov I I with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kersikov I I fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Hasselhoff checks it well.
Kersikov I I takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hasselhoff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kersikov I I has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A jab from Kersikov I I misses. #T2#
Hasselhoff lands with a nice body punch.
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Kersikov I I misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kersikov I I at a distance.
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Hasselhoff works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hasselhoff looks to throw the jab but Kersikov I I is out of range.
As Hasselhoff looks to move away, Kersikov I I throws a big counter combo but Hasselhoff just gets out of the way.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
Kersikov I I rushes Hasselhoff and presses him up against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Hasselhoff. #CUT2#It looks like Vitali Kersikov I I has been cut.
A head punch on the inside from Hasselhoff fails to land.
Kersikov I I lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hasselhoff or not.
Kersikov I I takes a shot to the head.
Kersikov I I blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I tries to throw a body punch but Hasselhoff avoids it by throwing Kersikov I I back against the cage.
Kersikov I I gets through Hasselhoff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T3#
Kersikov I I misses with a punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands a hook that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Knees to the body from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as Kersikov I I controls the action.
Hasselhoff with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Kersikov I I working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Kersikov I I gets through Hasselhoff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kersikov I I managing to block the knees to the body from Hasselhoff.
The referee calls for Kersikov I I to work.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Kersikov I I - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Hasselhoff fails to land.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Kersikov I I blocks it.
Hasselhoff misses with some punches.
Kersikov I I lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kersikov I I lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hasselhoffs head.
Kersikov I I struggles to land a body shot inside as Hasselhoff controls his hands.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A left hand lands to the body for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Kersikov I I working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kersikov I I misses with the head strike. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kersikov I I takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A low kick from Hasselhoff is predictable there
and Kersikov I I counters with a thumping low kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Nice body punch from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kersikov I I. Kersikov I I obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff looks to land a body kick but Kersikov I I moved away.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
Kersikov I I misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Jab, jab by Hasselhoff - just one landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff misses with a kick to the body.
Kersikov I I tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff slips a jab from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I motions for Hasselhoff to come forward. Kersikov I I throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hasselhoff checks a leg kick.
Kersikov I I seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#T1#
Good standup being displayed there by Hasselhoff as he connects with a hook.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. #CL#
Kersikov I I drives through and clinches with Hasselhoff against the cage.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff trying to land knees to the body.
Hasselhoff letting Kersikov I I take a breather here.
Kersikov I I will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hasselhoff up against the cage.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Kersikov I I lands with a right to the head.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch.
Kersikov I I misses with a straight left.
Hasselhoff on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #T2#
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Kersikov I I is looking to score with low kicks.
Hasselhoff throws a poor cross that misses
and Kersikov I I counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Hasselhoff with a body punch. A glancing blow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hasselhoff lands a jab.
Kersikov I I walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kersikov I I is looking to land body kicks.
Kersikov I I tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kersikov I I throws a good cross that connects.
Hasselhoff throws a shot to the body.
Kersikov I I scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Kersikov I I checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.#T3#
A chopping leg kick lands by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Kersikov I I misses with a looping left.
A punch lands to the side of Kersikov I I 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Hasselhoff takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Kersikov I I blocks a low kick nicely.
It looked like Kersikov I I wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hasselhoff tries a low kick but Kersikov I I avoids it.
Kersikov I I uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff with a nice calf kick.
Kersikov I I throws a leg kick which misses Hasselhoff's front leg but catches the back leg as Hasselhoff tries to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I jabs at Hasselhoff's body.
Kersikov I I throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jab, jab by Hasselhoff - just one landing.
Hasselhoff cracks Kersikov I I with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff with a nice cross.#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kersikov I I looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Hasselhoff on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kersikov I I moves out of range of the body kick.
Kersikov I I is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hasselhoff with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kersikov I I to score with a decent uppercut.
Hasselhoff slips a straight right by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff ducks under a wild hook from Kersikov I I.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hasselhoff is looking to land body kicks.
A clash of legs there as Hasselhoff blocks the low kick.
Kersikov I I on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff obviously looking to wear him down.
Kersikov I I connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice body punch from Hasselhoff.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Kersikov I I does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A leg kick checked by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I throws a push kick but Hasselhoff slaps the foot to one side.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Nice uppercut lands for Hasselhoff. That snapped Kersikov I I's head back.
Kersikov I I jabs Hasselhoff to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Kersikov I I.#CL#
Kersikov I I takes the fight into the clinch.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Kersikov I I's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff has a couple of punches blocked by Kersikov I I.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kersikov I I misses with some punches.
Kersikov I I throws a punch but it's blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kersikov I I throws a hook but Hasselhoff blocks it.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Kersikov I I is looking to clinch.
Kersikov I I looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Kersikov I I swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Vitali Kersikov I I has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T1#
Hasselhoff moves out of range of the body kick from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
An inside leg kick lands from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot that snaps Kersikov I I's head back.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hasselhoff. That's going to slow Kersikov I I down.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I tries to counter by clinching up but Hasselhoff breaks away and moves out of range.
Kersikov I I looks to land a right hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range.
Kersikov I I throws a lazy uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hasselhoff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Kersikov I I misses with a left hand
and Kersikov I I takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kersikov I I uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Hasselhoff has time to react.
Hasselhoff connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#T2#
A slapping leg kick lands for Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kersikov I I is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Kersikov I I tries to land a leg kick but Hasselhoff saw it coming and moves away.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kersikov I I doesn't seem bothered though.
Kersikov I I motions for Hasselhoff to come forward. Kersikov I I throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Kersikov I I has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Kersikov I I uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
A big left from Kersikov I I misses.
Hasselhoff cracks a nice hook into Kersikov I I's ribs.
Kersikov I I misses with a wild body shot.
Kersikov I I with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Hasselhoff to score with a decent uppercut.
Nice body kick from Hasselhoff.
Kersikov I I chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hasselhoff can pounce on him.
Hasselhoff jabs Kersikov I I right on the nose. Kersikov I I blinks but takes it well.
Hasselhoff lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kersikov I I takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T3#
Kersikov I I lands with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff feints and then cracks Kersikov I I's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kersikov I I down.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to Kersikov I I's midsection.
Hasselhoff cracks Kersikov I I with a right hand to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff moves out of range as Kersikov I I strikes.#CL#
Kersikov I I moves into range and clinches up with Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kersikov I I backwards.
Kersikov I I is pushing Hasselhoff up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Vitali Kersikov I I has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hasselhoff tries to break free but Kersikov I I pushes him back against the cage.
Hasselhoff with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kersikov I I misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Kersikov I I throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kersikov I I goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches. #T4#
Kersikov I I misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I taking a breather.
Kersikov I I misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kersikov I I fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kersikov I I scores with a shot to the side of Hasselhoff's head.
Kersikov I I lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Kersikov I I misses with some punches.
Hasselhoff misses with some punches.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hasselhoff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Kersikov I I uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kersikov I I blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Hasselhoff as the two fighters clinch.
Hasselhoff misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kersikov I I.
Kersikov I I working aggressively here.
Misha Hasselhoff is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hasselhoff tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kersikov I I avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Misha Hasselhoff comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Hasselhoff winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Misha Hasselhoff!

Our winner, Misha Hasselhoff, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: DMMA 51: Magrath vs Lehto     
Date:   Oct 16, 2021
#R1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Hasselhoff darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Von Hardenberg ducks right into an uppercut from Hasselhoff.
A jab from Hasselhoff misses.
Von Hardenberg is looking for a counter combo.
Von Hardenberg takes one to the chin there.
Von Hardenberg moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Hardenberg.
Von Hardenberg was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Von Hardenberg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hasselhoff has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hasselhoff punishes Von Hardenberg's body with a nice straight punch.
Hasselhoff moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Von Hardenberg closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hasselhoff paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Von Hardenberg scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T1#
Hasselhoff thumps Von Hardenberg with a low kick.
Von Hardenberg seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hardenberg gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Von Hardenberg takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hasselhoff throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Von Hardenberg counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Hardenberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Von Hardenberg throws a leg kick
and Hasselhoff makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Von Hardenberg slips under a jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff scores with a hook.
Von Hardenberg slips under a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hardenberg misses with the combination. #T2#
Hasselhoff is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice head shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Von Hardenberg was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff motions for Von Hardenberg to come forward. Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hasselhoff connects with a good right hand that stumbles Von Hardenberg. Von Hardenberg circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Von Hardenberg chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hasselhoff can pounce on him.
Hasselhoff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Von Hardenberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg throws a poor cross that misses
and Hasselhoff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff throws an overhand right that lands on Von Hardenberg's shoulder, as Von Hardenberg tries to avoid the shot. #T3#
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Von Hardenberg went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Hasselhoff is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Von Hardenberg had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
A big right from Von Hardenberg misses.
Von Hardenberg moves out of range as Hasselhoff strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Von Hardenberg misses the target.
Hasselhoff with the inside leg kick.
Von Hardenberg lands a really nice looking cross but Hasselhoff seems unphased.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses
and Von Hardenberg counters with a straight right hand.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Von Hardenberg moved out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a predictable looking body shot
and Von Hardenberg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hasselhoff lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nice shot lands for Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CUT#That has opened up Misha Hasselhoff's cut even more.
Donk. Hasselhoff catches Von Hardenberg right on the button with a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hardenberg takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T4#
Hasselhoff throws a lazy uppercut
and Von Hardenberg counters with a nice uppercut.
Von Hardenberg throws out a leg kick but Hasselhoff moves out of range and Von Hardenberg only half commits.
Von Hardenberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Von Hardenberg takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Von Hardenberg moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Von Hardenberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends Von Hardenberg's belly button to the back.
Hasselhoff throws a hook but Von Hardenberg avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff throws a chopping leg kick but Von Hardenberg manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Von Hardenberg is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Von Hardenberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff connects with a jab.
Von Hardenberg avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Von Hardenberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Hasselhoff lands a right hook to the body.
Von Hardenberg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice body punch from Hasselhoff.
Good standup being displayed there by Hasselhoff as he connects with a hook.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Von Hardenberg moves away.
Von Hardenberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg misses the jab.
Von Hardenberg throws a big shot that misses.
Hasselhoff connects with a right hand. Von Hardenberg shakes it off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff throws a body kick that misses.
Von Hardenberg looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends Von Hardenberg's belly button to the back.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Von Hardenberg might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook
and Von Hardenberg counters with a nice leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Von Hardenberg moves out of range. #T1#
Von Hardenberg lands a jab to the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Von Hardenberg.
A head kick misses from Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A big right from Von Hardenberg misses.
Von Hardenberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Von Hardenberg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg staying out of range there.
Von Hardenberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Von Hardenberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff misses with a left hand
and Von Hardenberg counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hasselhoff ducks right into an uppercut from Von Hardenberg. #T2#
Hasselhoff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff scores with a punch to the head.
Hasselhoff throws a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Hasselhoff lands a jab.
Hasselhoff throws a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
and Von Hardenberg counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hasselhoff sizes up Von Hardenberg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Von Hardenberg takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Von Hardenberg.
A nice side step and Hasselhoff releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Von Hardenberg gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hasselhoff.#T3#
Hasselhoff chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Von Hardenberg can pounce on him.
Von Hardenberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hasselhoff is out of range and Von Hardenberg settles back down.
A little jabbing left from Hasselhoff on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Von Hardenberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body punch from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a sloppy body shot
and Von Hardenberg counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT#The cut above Misha Hasselhoff's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hasselhoff throws out a loose jab but Von Hardenberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Von Hardenberg takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hasselhoff takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice defenses there by Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Hardenberg.
Von Hardenberg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Von Hardenberg has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
The fighters circling - Von Hardenberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T4#
Hasselhoff paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hardenberg throws a leg kick which misses Hasselhoff's front leg but catches the back leg as Hasselhoff tries to avoid it.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Hasselhoff lands a glancing blow to the side of Von Hardenberg's head.
Von Hardenberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Hardenberg is looking for a counter combo.
A jab from Von Hardenberg misses.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Von Hardenberg moves out of range.
Hasselhoff misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Von Hardenberg counters with a nice low kick that buckles Hasselhoff's knee momentarily.
Von Hardenberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Von Hardenberg misses with an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Von Hardenberg takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Von Hardenberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hasselhoff throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff lands with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Von Hardenberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg is looking to counter punch.
Von Hardenberg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Hasselhoff jabs at Von Hardenberg's body.
Von Hardenberg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A telegraphed right hand from Hasselhoff misses the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Von Hardenberg scores with a jab to the head.
Hasselhoff misses the body punch
and Von Hardenberg counters with a good low kick that Hasselhoff was not able to check.
Hasselhoff defending well as Von Hardenberg loads up on a big left hand.
Von Hardenberg rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Hasselhoff lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Von Hardenberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to Von Hardenberg's midsection.
Hasselhoff throws a big shot that misses.
It looked like Von Hardenberg wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hasselhoff cracks Von Hardenberg with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Von Hardenberg's head.
Hasselhoff throws a shot from downtown. Von Hardenberg moves away and avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from Von Hardenberg misses the target.
Von Hardenberg feints and then cracks Hasselhoff's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Hasselhoff down.
Von Hardenberg throws a body punch but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
Jab by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Hardenberg manages to avoid it.#T2#
Nice defenses there by Von Hardenberg.
Von Hardenberg fires out a quick counter leg kick but Hasselhoff just manages to avoid it.
Von Hardenberg uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot.
Von Hardenberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hasselhoff is out of range and Von Hardenberg settles back down.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hasselhoff! But no joy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
enabling Von Hardenberg to counter with a crisp jab.
Hasselhoff ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Hasselhoff swings away with a body shot that misses
and Von Hardenberg counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Hasselhoff scoring well with a low kick there.
Von Hardenberg moves away from the strike by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a low kick.
A big left from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff moves out of range as Von Hardenberg strikes.
Von Hardenberg checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Von Hardenberg swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T3#
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hasselhoff bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Hasselhoff appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but Von Hardenberg moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Von Hardenberg misses the target.
Hasselhoff looks for the body kick but Von Hardenberg saw that one coming.
Von Hardenberg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Von Hardenberg swings for the body but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
Wolf Von Hardenberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hasselhoff moves into range and connects with a jab.
Von Hardenberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hasselhoff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Von Hardenberg misses with a leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy uppercut
and Von Hardenberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot
and Von Hardenberg counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hasselhoff takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T4#
Good work by Hasselhoff as he checks the leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Von Hardenberg.
Hasselhoff takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut.
Hasselhoff takes a swing at Von Hardenberg's ribcage but misses.
Von Hardenberg throwing a counter right hand but Hasselhoff manages to avoid it.
Von Hardenberg missing with a left hand there. Hasselhoff was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Von Hardenberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Von Hardenberg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hasselhoff makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Von Hardenberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Hasselhoff sizes up Von Hardenberg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A combination from Von Hardenberg does no damage.
Misha Hasselhoff is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab. Von Hardenberg acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Misha Hasselhoff comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Hasselhoff has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Misha Hasselhoff!

After winning the bout, Misha Hasselhoff thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: DMMA 43: Thermometer v Luciano     
Date:   Sep 11, 2021
#R1#
Lauzon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hasselhoff throws out a counter right but Lauzon avoids it with no problem.
Hasselhoff throws a big shot that misses.#CL#
Lauzon closes the distance and clinches.
Lauzon lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Hasselhoff or not.
The referee calls for Lauzon to work.
A body shot lands from Lauzon.
Hasselhoff looks winded!
Lauzon lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Lauzon misses with some punches.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lauzon takes a shot to the head.
Lauzon blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
A short left from Hasselhoff.
Lauzon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hasselhoff pushes Lauzon back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lauzon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lauzon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff blocks a body shot from Lauzon.
Lauzon blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Lauzon controls his hands.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head. #T1#
A shot in the inside from Lauzon.
Hasselhoff blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Lauzon gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Hasselhoff regains guard.
Lauzon sitting in guard here, content to control.
Lauzon trying to control but Hasselhoff is working from the bottom.
Lauzon wants to pass the guard but Hasselhoff is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lauzon wants to control from the top but Hasselhoff keeps moving. #T2#
Hasselhoff is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Hasselhoff keeping full guard, as Lauzon tries to pass. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hasselhoff steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lauzon.
Hasselhoff fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Hasselhoff loads up on a big right hand but Lauzon slips the punch.
Lauzon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Lauzon throws a looping overhand right but Hasselhoff ducks down to avoid it.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch up.#CL#
Lauzon takes the fight into the clinch.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body. #T3#
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Lauzon controls his hands.
Hasselhoff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Lauzon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lauzon is stalling here.
Hasselhoff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Hasselhoff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lauzon takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lauzon.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body.
Lauzon blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Lauzon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch up but Lauzon keeps it at a distance.
Hasselhoff keeps the fight on the outside.
Lauzon throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Lauzon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff misses with a jab, cross combination.
Misha Hasselhoff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A head kick misses from Hasselhoff. #T4#
A solid leg kick lands there for Lauzon.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff defending well as Lauzon loads up on a big left hand.
Lauzon has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lauzon.
Lauzon throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lauzon chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hasselhoff can pounce on him.
Hasselhoff lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lauzon checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff lands a jab to Lauzon's midsection.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Lauzon moves out of range.
Lauzon tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hasselhoff swivels and escapes.
A punch combination from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hasselhoff throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lauzon.
A punch lands to the side of Hasselhoff 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Lauzon shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hasselhoff but Hasselhoff pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Misha Hasselhoff will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Hasselhoff takes a swing at Lauzon's ribcage but misses.
Hasselhoff swinging wildly here.
Hasselhoff throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Hasselhoff takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lauzon moves out of range of the strikes.
Lauzon tries to counter by clinching up but Hasselhoff breaks away and moves out of range.#CL#
Lauzon clinches.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lauzon.
Hasselhoff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lauzon backwards.
Hasselhoff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lauzon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lauzon misses with a body punch.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Lauzon stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hasselhoff.
Lauzon lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lauzon lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hasselhoff is breathing heavily.#TD#
Lauzon tightens his grip and picks Hasselhoff up, before dumping him to the ground. Hasselhoff manages to land in guard. #T1#
Lauzon advances position into side control!
Lauzon controls the position.#SUB#
Lauzon tries for a kimura but Hasselhoff is defending well. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Hasselhoff prevents Lauzon from moving into mount.
A control attempt from Hasselhoff but he's now mounted!#SUB#
Lauzon jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Hasselhoff manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Lauzon is looking to take a break and control but Hasselhoff is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3##SUB#
Lauzon tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Lauzon remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Lauzon is trying to get an arm triangle but Hasselhoff is defending well.
Beau Lauzon overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff can't do much from the bottom here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lauzon is looking to take a break and control but Hasselhoff is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Beau Lauzon dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hasselhoff misses with a body shot.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lauzon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lauzon misses with a low kick.
Hasselhoff connects with a leg kick. #CL2#
Hasselhoff moves into the clinch successfully.
Still in the clinch, Hasselhoff scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lauzon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Lauzon blocks it.
Lauzon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hasselhoff scores with a shoulder strike.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Lauzon controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lauzon lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Lauzon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice left hand lands by Lauzon.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lauzon lands a left hand.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice hook to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lauzon takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with a punch on the inside. #BC#
Lauzon breaks from the clinch.
Hasselhoff cracks Lauzon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lauzon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #TD#
Lauzon shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Lauzon prevents Hasselhoff from improving his position.
Hasselhoff is not content to let Lauzon control the position.
Lauzon controlling the action here.#T2#
Lauzon prevents Hasselhoff from improving his position.
Hasselhoff wants to control but Lauzon is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.#T3##SUB#
Lauzon is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hasselhoff defends it well.
Lauzon is keen to just control but Hasselhoff is a slippery customer.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Lauzon tries for a takedown but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hasselhoff throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #TD#
Lauzon is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Hasselhoff's half guard.
Hasselhoff wants to get back to full guard.#T4##SUB#
Lauzon is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hasselhoff is trying to maintain the position but Lauzon is very close to passing his half guard.
Hasselhoff really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lauzon. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hasselhoff is not content to let Lauzon control the position.
Lauzon is really struggling to control Hasselhoff but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Still in half guard, Lauzon seems content to control.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Beau Lauzon.
I think Lauzon has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Beau Lauzon!

Beau Lauzon thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: DMMA 34: Distefano vs Johnson     
Date:   Aug 11, 2021
#R1##CL2#
Hasselhoff closes the distance and pushes Facial back into the cage.
Facial swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Facial working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Facial.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Facial's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff blocks an uppercut.
Facial throws a head punch that misses.
Facial fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Facial blocks it.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Facial misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Facial lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Facial misses with a punch on the inside.
Facial blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Facial fails to land.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Facial misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff swings wildly with an uppercut but Facial uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hasselhoff misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Facial's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Hasselhoff's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab. Facial acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hasselhoff scores with a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Facial. Hasselhoff does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Facial counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Facial is just out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a jab when Facial was well out of range.
Hasselhoff throws an off balance right hand
letting Facial counter with a right hand. #CUT#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff connects with a single shot there.
Facial moves out of range of the strikes.
Facial is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch
and Facial connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Facial swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Facial throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
It seemed like Hasselhoff was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but Facial moved out of range.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the body.
Hasselhoff missing with a left hand there. Facial was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hasselhoff is looking to slow Facial down with leg kicks.
A head kick misses from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
and Facial counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hasselhoff thinking.
Facial misses with a straight right.
Hasselhoff takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Hasselhoff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Facial throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Facial on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Facial keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab lands there for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Facial manages to avoid it.
Facial throws a jab when Hasselhoff was well out of range.#T3#
Hasselhoff throws a right hand that misses
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hasselhoff with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Facial misses with an uppercut
and Hasselhoff counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hasselhoff feints a jab promting Facial to slip. Hasselhoff then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Facial slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Hasselhoff fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Facial looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hasselhoff bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by Facial.
Facial throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but Facial checks it.
Hasselhoff throws a nice outside leg kick.
Facial misses with a head kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Facial rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hasselhoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T4#
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Facial manages to avoid it.
Facial stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hasselhoff.#CL2#
Hasselhoff has closed the distance and engaged Facial in a clinch.
A short right from Facial.
Facial throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Facial controls his hands.
Hasselhoff misses with a knee to the head.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Facial prevents a body shot from Hasselhoff.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hasselhoff.
Facial lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Facial swings wildly with an uppercut but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hasselhoff misses with some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Hasselhoff scores with an uppercut up the middle.#BC2#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff staying out of range there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Facial pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hasselhoff lands with a good body shot.
Hasselhoff misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhoff with a nice cross.
Facial throws a right hand that Hasselhoff ducks under and follows up with a left that Hasselhoff also avoids with ease.
Facial walks into a straight right hand from Hasselhoff.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hasselhoff throws a wild body kick that Facial sees coming a mile off.
Hasselhoff scores with a kick to the body.
Hasselhoff scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hasselhoff misses with a straight left.
As Hasselhoff looks to move away, Facial throws a big counter combo but Hasselhoff just gets out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Facial doesn't seem bothered though.
A big left from Hasselhoff misses.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Facial misses with a straight left.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL2#
Hasselhoff gets a clinch. #T1#
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Facial misses with a punch on the inside.
Facial blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Facial gets through Hasselhoff's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff is leaning against Facial and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as Facial controls the action.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Facial working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
Facial blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff pushes Facial back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Facial has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A short left from Hasselhoff. #T2#
Hasselhoff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hasselhoff gets through Facial's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Facial swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Facial blocks it.
Hasselhoff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Facial backwards.
Facial has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands with a left to the head.
Facial misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a hook that snaps the head of Facial backwards. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
Good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Facial gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff is looking to score with low kicks.
Hasselhoff connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Facial's hands.#ROC2#Facial is rocked!
Hasselhoff scores with a jab to the jaw.
Oh Facial is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hasselhoff fakes the body blow, causing Facial to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Facial goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
Misha Hasselhoff decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: DMMA 25: Andrianakis v Outback     
Date:   Jul 10, 2021
#R1#
Hasselhoff wants to clinch up but George keeps it at a distance.
Both fighters circling a little - Hasselhoff finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hasselhoff cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.
George throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the side of George's head but George sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A quick step to the side and George tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Donk. Hasselhoff catches George right on the button with a cross.
Hasselhoff scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by George.
George on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff obviously looking to wear him down.
George takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
George blocks a jab.
Hasselhoff changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
George misses the shot to the body.
George tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff swings widly with a right hand
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T1#
Hasselhoff is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Hasselhoff fakes high and swings low for a body shot but George manages to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from George.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hasselhoff! But no joy.
George lands a jab to the nose.
George takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Hasselhoff tests George's chin there with a solid looking shot.
George checks a low kick from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
George slips a jab from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff blocks the body kick.
Hasselhoff moves out of range as George strikes.
Hasselhoff loads up on a big right hand but George slips the punch.
Hasselhoff slips under a jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a jab. George acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Hasselhoff stuns George with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
George is looking to counter with head kicks.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick
and George cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
George on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
George looks to land a left hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range nicely.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
George uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A swing and a miss from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff looks to land a right hand but George moved out of range.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick misses from Hasselhoff.
As Hasselhoff tries to get set, George tries to push him back and clinch up but Hasselhoff manages to avoid the attempt.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by George.
George lands a head shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hasselhoff. #T3#
A clash of legs there as George blocks the low kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a looping left.
A quick step to the side and George tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hasselhoff lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and George has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from George and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
George bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
As Hasselhoff backs away, George returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
George takes a jab right on the kisser.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but George is having none of it.
Hasselhoff jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
George rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps George thinking.
George throws a body punch but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
George ducks under a wild hook from Hasselhoff.
George takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section. #CL2#
Hasselhoff has George up against the cage in a clinch.
George lands a nice uppercut.
George misses with the head strike. #T4#
George scores with a nice hook to the head.#BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch.
Hasselhoff connects with a looping right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
George walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheers as George lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hasselhoff doesn't seem phased though.
Hasselhoff pivots, looking for a leg kick but George is out of range and Hasselhoff settles back down.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick but George sees it coming and moves out of range.
George closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hasselhoff tries a low kick but George avoids it.
Hasselhoff connects with a body shot that sends George's belly button to the back.
Hasselhoff connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between George's hands.
Hasselhoff lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jab, jab by George - just one landing.
Hasselhoff fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and George has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by George.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff dominated that round.
That's time! George's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
George was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff stuns George with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
George swats away the attempt to clinch by Hasselhoff.
George is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
George slips a jab from Hasselhoff.
A bone on bone clash there as George blocks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot.
Hasselhoff throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Hasselhoff throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
George uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hasselhoff.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff misses the jab.
George is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Hasselhoff needs to keep his hands up - George had a free shot at his head there.
A jab from George finds it's way through Hasselhoff's defenses.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick but George moves out of range.
George takes one on the chin but seems OK. #T1#
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
Good work by George as he checks the leg kick.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
George misses with a body punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a thumping low kick.
A slow jab from George misses its intended target. #CL2#
Hasselhoff clinches.
George has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Hasselhoff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Georges head.
George is trying to break the clinch but Hasselhoff is controlling him.
Nice body punch from George.
Hasselhoff scores with an uppercut up the middle.
George lands a nice uppercut.
George working some nice short punches in the clinch.
George blocking some punches.
A short right from George.
George lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasselhoff is leaning against George and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T2#
George misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff scores with a nice hook to the head.
Hasselhoff throws a punch but it's blocked by George.
George fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
George has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
George is trying to force a seperation but Hasselhoff has the dominant position.
A short body shot lands from Hasselhoff as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hasselhoff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hasselhoff is pushing George up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Hasselhoff lands a right hand that snaps the head of George backwards.
Hasselhoff cracks George with a nice body shot.
George's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right handed body shot lands from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to work over George's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff lands with a right to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Hasselhoff. #T3#
Hasselhoff lands a right hand.
George swings away with an uppercut that misses.
George wants to break free but Hasselhoff has control.
Hasselhoff prevents a body shot from George.
A right hook to the body lands for Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff digs a right hand underneath George's ribcage. George let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Hasselhoff scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of George backwards.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches. #BC#
George breaks from the clinch.
George looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot.
Hasselhoff thumps George with a low kick.
George takes one to the chin there.
Hasselhoff tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hasselhoff cracks George with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#ROC2#George is rocked!#T4#
Hasselhoff lands a jab to George's midsection.
Hasselhoff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hasselhoff lands a nice shot to the body.
Hasselhoff connects with a solid leg kick.
Hasselhoff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff jabs George right on the nose. George blinks but takes it well.
George moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
George tries to land a front kick but Hasselhoff steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
George jabs Hasselhoff to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body shot.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but George moves out of range.
George is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
George defending well as Hasselhoff loads up on a big left hand.
Hasselhoff avoids the body shot from George.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Misha Hasselhoff showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Hasselhoff dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on George. That did some damage!
George on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
George checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hasselhoff slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hasselhoff looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hasselhoff lands a nice looking body shot.
George throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Hasselhoff.
George takes a head kick and keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch.
George looks to throw the jab but Hasselhoff is out of range. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with a wild body shot. #KD2#
Hasselhoff lands a left and a right that send George crashing to the mat, dazed. Hasselhoff thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh George is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CUT2#It looks like Saint George has been cut.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Hasselhoff is just out of range.
Hasselhoff cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.
Hasselhoff connects with the punch.
Hasselhoff throws a leg kick which misses George's front leg but catches the back leg as George tries to avoid it.
George throws a half hearted mid kick.
George looks up at the clock. Bad move! Hasselhoff lands a right hand from hell, dropping George. Hasselhoff pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Misha Hasselhoff!
A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DMMA 15: Lee vs Magrath     
Date:   Jun 05, 2021
#R1#
Hasselhoff circles away from the clinch attempt.
Horrible takedown attempt by Mack or perhaps it was just good defense by Hasselhoff, which made it look bad.
Hasselhoff fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hasselhoff jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mack staying out of range there.
Hasselhoff misses with a right hand
and Mack counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A punch combination from Hasselhoff misses. #CL#
Mack has closed the distance and engaged Hasselhoff in a clinch.
Mack blocks an elbow strike.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Hasselhoff's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Still in the clinch, Hasselhoff scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mack.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Mack fails to land.
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Mack blocks it.
Mack blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mack tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hasselhoff has a couple of punches blocked by Mack. #T1#
Hasselhoff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hasselhoff makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mack definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A head punch on the inside from Hasselhoff fails to land.
Mack misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mack blocks a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Mack has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
With the fighters up against the cage, Hasselhoff throws an elbow but misses.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Mack throws a punch but it's blocked by Hasselhoff. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hasselhoff fakes the leg kick and cracks Mack in the body.
Hasselhoff throws a right and a left that Mack avoids nicely.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Mack is just out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hasselhoff throws a lazy right hand but Mack sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hasselhoff throws a jab but it's blocked by Mack.
Hasselhoff moves into range and connects with a jab.
Misha Hasselhoff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mack looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hasselhoff throws a body kick that misses
and Mack counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T2##CL#
Mack closes the distance and clinches.
Hasselhoff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hasselhoff lands a hook that snaps the head of Mack backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hasselhoff.
Mack misses with the head strike.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches.
Mack blocks a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch to the body.
Hasselhoff creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hasselhoff lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hasselhoff throws a punch but it's blocked by Mack.
Mack lands a left hand.
Hasselhoff creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mack's defenses.
Mack swings wildly with an uppercut but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short left from Mack.
Mack working aggressively here. #T3#
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mack is trying to push Hasselhoff away but Hasselhoff has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short left from Mack.
A short right from Mack.
Mack blocks the elbow strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mack.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hasselhoff. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mack tries to clinch but Hasselhoff moves out of range.
Misha Hasselhoff seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mack pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL#
Mack closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Mack blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff tries to work over Mack's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hasselhoff blocks an uppercut.
Hasselhoff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mack backwards. #T4#
Mack has a couple of punches blocked by Hasselhoff.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
With the fighters up against the cage, Hasselhoff throws an elbow but misses.
Good body shot from Hasselhoff. #BC2#
Hasselhoff breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A good leg kick by Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut.
Mack doesn't manage to clinch there - Hasselhoff circles away.
Hasselhoff scores with a push kick.
Hasselhoff scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Mack is breathing heavily.#KD2#
Hasselhoff lands a big head kick that sends Mack tumbling to the mat! Hasselhoff takes a step backwards and waves Mack back to his feet - he wants the finish!#CUT2#It looks like Kole Mack has been cut.
Mack leaves his chin hanging out and Hasselhoff seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Mack crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Misha Hasselhoff!
A very excited looking Misha Hasselhoff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: DMMA 6: Rocksaw vs Saros     
Date:   May 05, 2021
#R1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Hasselhoff. Boran does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boran is looking for a counter combo.#TD#
Boran drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#SUB#
Boran drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Boran jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Hasselhoff controlling Boran 's posture.
Boran showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Boran throws an elbow that misses. Hasselhoff uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Boran 's guard. Nice move by Hasselhoff!#REVB#
Hasselhoff really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Boran . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff postures up.
Boran seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.#T1##SUB#
Boran is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Boran is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Boran looking for a guillotine here but Hasselhoff defends easily. #SUB#
Boran is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Boran is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hasselhoff defends well.#T2##SUB#
Boran working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hasselhoff doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hasselhoff manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Boran is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Boran has his feet on Hasselhoff's thighs here. He's pushed Hasselhoff off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Hasselhoff screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Gorgi Boran !
Gorgi Boran gave a mention to Finnish Elite Extreme Science in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

 

Event: VKT 5     
Date:   Dec 19, 2020
#R1#
Watson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hasselhoff counters with a nice leg kick.
Watson's coach down at Training Grounds was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Watson's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Watson.
Hasselhoff lands a jab.
Watson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Hasselhoff cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Hasselhoff throws a body shot but no joy.
Watson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hasselhoff swings for the body but Watson moves out of range.
Hasselhoff throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Watson on the side of the head.
Hasselhoff misses with a few strikes there.
A slow jab from Watson misses its intended target.
It looked like Hasselhoff wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hasselhoff avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Watson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hasselhoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Watson is just out of range.
Watson cracks Hasselhoff with an open hand slap.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL2#
Watson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Hasselhoff can't find room to land a body shot as Watson controls the action.
Hasselhoff blocking some punches. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with an elbow over the top.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Watson controls his hands.
Hasselhoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A short uppercut from Watson.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Watson misses with a punch on the inside.
Watson swings wildly with an uppercut but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Watson blocks a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Watson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Hasselhoff struggles to land a body shot inside as Watson controls his hands.
Hasselhoff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff tries a body shot but Watson blocks it.
A short left from Watson.
A nice right hand lands inside from Watson.
Watson blocking some punches.
Hasselhoff goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff misses with an elbow strike.
Watson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Watson dodges an elbow strike from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff is trying to break the clinch but Watson has him pressed against the ropes.
Watson working aggressively here. #T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hasselhoff blocks a body shot from Watson.
Hasselhoff swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice left hand lands by Watson. #BC#
Hasselhoff breaks from the clinch.
Watson slips a jab from Hasselhoff.
Watson lands with an overhand left.#CL2#
Watson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Watson. #BC#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Watson.
Hasselhoff was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Watson's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Watson duly obliges.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut
and Watson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hasselhoff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hasselhoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Watson moves away.
Watson unleashes a big counter combination but Hasselhoff bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Hasselhoff throws a hook but Watson avoids it easily.
Watson throws out a counter right but Hasselhoff avoids it with no problem.
Watson just misses with a punch to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

DreQuan Watson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Watson throws a lazy right hand but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Watson loads up on a big right hand but Hasselhoff slips the punch.
Hasselhoff appears to be looking for a big counter.
Watson throws a jab when Hasselhoff was well out of range.
Watson lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Hasselhoff tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Watson was well out of range. Poor timing from Hasselhoff.
Watson misses with a two punch combination.
Watson misses the shot to the body.
Some bone on bone action there as Watson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Nice straight punches there by Watson. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Watson.#CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Hasselhoff's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Watson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hasselhoff scrambles back to his feet.
Watson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Watson misses with an uppercut.
A head kick by Hasselhoff misses
and Watson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab, jab by Hasselhoff - just one landing.
A jab from Hasselhoff does it's job there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Watson throws a poor cross that misses
letting Hasselhoff counter with a right hand. #T1#
Watson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Watson misses the jab.
Hasselhoff scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CL2#
Watson rushes Hasselhoff and presses him up against the ropes.
Hasselhoff wants to break the clinch but can't.
Watson lands a nice uppercut.
Watson blocks a body shot from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff is trying to push Watson away but Watson has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Hasselhoff is trying to push Watson away but Watson has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
DreQuan Watson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Watson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hasselhoff creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Hasselhoff tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Watson working aggressively here.
Hasselhoff tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Watson scores with a hook to the body.
Watson lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Watson scores with a shoulder strike.
Watson lands a shot to the body.
Watson pushes Hasselhoff back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Watson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Watson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A short left from Watson.
Hasselhoff working aggressively here.
Watson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Watson - that landed with a thud.
Watson scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Watson.
Watson lands a nice shot to the body.
Watson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hasselhoffs head.
Watson cracks Hasselhoff with a nice body shot.
Watson lands with a left to the head.
Watson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards. #ROC2#Hasselhoff is rocked!
Watson cracks Hasselhoff with a nice body shot.
Oh Hasselhoff is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Watson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Watson swings wildly with an uppercut but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hasselhoff seems to have got his legs back now.
Watson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
A hook to the body from Watson.
Watson lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

DreQuan Watson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R3#
Hasselhoff takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Watson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Watson circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Hasselhoff tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Watson wins by KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). DreQuan Watson!
DreQuan Watson is the new light heavyweight champion!
A very excited looking DreQuan Watson made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: VKT 3     
Date:   Nov 28, 2020
#R1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Hasselhoff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ignatov throws a lazy right hand but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hasselhoff is looking to counter punch.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ignatov.
Hasselhoff is looking to clinch.
Ignatov looks like he wants to counter punch here.#CL2#
Ignatov has managed to clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Hasselhoff just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ignatov's brow. #BC2#
Ignatov breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hasselhoff looks to clinch
and Ignatov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#It looks like Misha Hasselhoff has been cut.
Ignatov looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Ignatov circles away from the clinch attempt#KD2#
and Ignatov counters with a nice right hand that sends Hasselhoff toppling to the canvas! Hasselhoff scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Ignatov finish him?!
Hasselhoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Yevgeny Ignatov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Hasselhoff rushes Ignatov and presses him up against the ropes.
Ignatov avoids the elbow strike from Hasselhoff, against the ropes. #T1#
Hasselhoff misses with a punch on the inside.
Hasselhoff lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hasselhoff misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ignatov lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hasselhoff backwards.
Hasselhoff misses with a body punch.
Ignatov lands a body punch in the clinch.
Hasselhoff wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ignatov working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Hasselhoff.
Ignatov has Hasselhoff pressed against the ropes, preventing Hasselhoff from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Hasselhoff lands a body shot in the clinch. #BC2#
Ignatov manages to break the clinch.
Ignatov looks to land a right hand but Hasselhoff moved out of range.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch.#T2#
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but Ignatov pushes him off.
Ignatov paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is getting worse.
Ignatov throws out a loose jab but Hasselhoff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ignatov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hasselhoff counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hasselhoff is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL#
Hasselhoff gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Ignatov keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hasselhoff's efforts to push away.#BC2#
Ignatov breaks from the clinch.
No joy there for Ignatov, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ignatov avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yevgeny Ignatov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Ignatov scores with a nice right hand.
Hasselhoff takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#CL#
Hasselhoff fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ignatov, pushing him back against the ropes.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hasselhoff.
A shot in the inside from Ignatov.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff throws a head punch that misses.
Hasselhoff fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Ignatov is stalling here.
Hasselhoff doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC2#
Ignatov breaks from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff slips a straight right by Ignatov.
Ignatov scores with a jab to the jaw.#CL#
Hasselhoff has closed the distance and engaged Ignatov in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hasselhoff pushes off an throws an elbow but Ignatov leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.#T1#
Ignatov stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #BC#
Hasselhoff escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ignatov has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Ignatov cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ignatov jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ignatov misses with a jab to the body
and Hasselhoff counters with a three punch combo that has Ignatov backing up. Ignatov nods at Hasselhoff to acknowledge the strikes.
Yevgeny Ignatov seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ignatov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Hasselhoff looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL2#
Ignatov has managed to clinch. #BC2#
Ignatov escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but Ignatov moves away
and Hasselhoff takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#Misha Hasselhoff's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Hasselhoff doesn't manage to clinch there - Ignatov circles away.
Ignatov thuds a left hand into Hasselhoff's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch.#T2#
Ignatov throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hasselhoff moves away from the strike by Ignatov.
Ignatov throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hasselhoff sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but Ignatov pushes him off.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch up.
Ignatov throws a hook but Hasselhoff avoids it easily.
Hasselhoff displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ignatov throws out the jab.
Hasselhoff throwing a counter right hand but Ignatov manages to avoid it.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch
and Ignatov counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hasselhoff thinking.
Hasselhoff ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yevgeny Ignatov showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Misha Hasselhoff's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Ignatov throws a shot from downtown. Hasselhoff moves away and avoids it.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ignatov swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ignatov tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hasselhoff was well out of range. Poor timing from Ignatov.
Hasselhoff is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ignatov keeps the fight on the outside.
Ignatov wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The fighters circling - Ignatov throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hasselhoff appears to be looking for a big counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hasselhoff moves in looking to clinch but Ignatov pushes him off.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but Ignatov is having none of it.
Hasselhoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ignatov.
A little feinted left hand from Hasselhoff on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ignatov throws a lazy right hand but Hasselhoff sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T1#
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hasselhoff tries to clinch but Ignatov is having none of it.
It seemed like Ignatov was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hasselhoff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hasselhoff moves away from the strike by Ignatov.
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ignatov swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ignatov takes a swing at Hasselhoff's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Hasselhoff on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Hasselhoff is looking to clinch but Ignatov is avoiding it.
Ignatov throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hasselhoff connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hasselhoff wants to clinch but Ignatov slips to the side
and Ignatov counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hasselhoff fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ignatov throws a body shot but no joy. #T2#
Hasselhoff tries to close the distance and clinch but Ignatov swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hasselhoff looks to clinch #KD2#
and Ignatov counters with a nice right hand that sends Hasselhoff toppling to the canvas! Hasselhoff scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Ignatov finish him?!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fight stays on the outside here - Hasselhoff looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Ignatov swats away the attempt to clinch by Hasselhoff.#CL2#
Ignatov clinches.
Ignatov tries a body shot but Hasselhoff blocks it.
Hasselhoff misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Ignatov breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Misha Hasselhoff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hasselhoff throws out a powerful jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yevgeny Ignatov comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Ignatov winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yevgeny Ignatov!

 

Event: Empire: GP145 Semi Finals     
Date:   Aug 01, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#CL#
Tested rushes Izanagi and presses him up against the cage.
Come on Tested - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Izanagi is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Izanagi will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Tested up against the cage.#T1#
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Izanagi as Tested tries to tie him up.
Izanagi stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Izanagi stalls.
Izanagi continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Izanagi is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sora Izanagi.#CL2#
Izanagi forces Tested back against the cage and clinches.#T3#
Tested stalling the fight.
Tested content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Tested for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Tested tries to stall but Izanagi uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Tested manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Tested stalling against the cage. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Test Tested.#CL2#
Izanagi moves into range and clinches up with Tested.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tested letting Izanagi take a breather here.
Izanagi has Tested pushed against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sora Izanagi comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Izanagi has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 9:10
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 9:10
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sora Izanagi!

 

 
 
 
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