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Event:
ENIGMA 21
Date: May 29, 2021 |
#R1#
Jr avoids the body shot from Milligan.
Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Milligan staying out of range there.
Milligan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jr moves away.
Jr throws a series of punches but Milligan avoids them all with ease.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jr darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jr has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CHURCH OF ZOIDBERG TRAINING GROUNDS in the buildup to the fight.
Milligan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jr scores with a nice head shot.
Jr throws an overhand right that lands on Milligan's shoulder, as Milligan tries to avoid the shot.
Milligan swings away with a body shot that misses
and Jr scores with a counter punch that sends Milligan to the canvas! Jr smells blood - he's punishing Milligan with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Milligan has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Clones Jr!
Don Clones Jr tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
NC Inter Alliance - R5
Date: Apr 24, 2021 |
#R1#
McGuire just misses with a punch to the body.
Jr swings widly with a right hand
and McGuire counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#It looks like Don Clones Jr has been cut.
McGuire takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jr scores with a nice strike.
Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McGuire.
As McGuire looks to move away, Jr throws a big counter combo but McGuire just gets out of the way.
Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McGuire doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jr looks to throw the jab but McGuire is out of range.
Jr jabs at McGuire's body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jr!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGuire gets cracked there but stands up to it.
#ROC#McGuire is rocked!
Jr cracks McGuire with a hook to the temple - McGuire is on wobbly legs here! Jr swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! McGuire falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Jr wins by TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Don Clones Jr!
In his post fight interview, Don Clones Jr started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
NC Inter Alliance - R4
Date: Apr 03, 2021 |
#R1#
Peanut tries to clinch up.
The crowd cheers as Jr lands an impressive looking overhand right. Peanut doesn't seem phased though.#CUT2#It looks like Dick Peanut has been cut.
Peanut looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Peanut moves out of range as Jr strikes.
Peanut moves forwards but Jr connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jr throws the left hand but Peanut avoids the punch easily.
A little feinted left hand from Peanut on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jr looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Nice defenses there by Peanut.
Jr looks to land a right hand but Peanut moved out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Peanut misses its target.
Peanut with a hook.
Jr connects with a good straight punch right through the guard and follows up with a right hook and a left hook! That last one sent Peanut tumbling to the canvas! Jr pours on the pressure with more strikes and the referee has no hesitation diving in to stop the fight! Peanut was done - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Don Clones Jr!
Don Clones Jr tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
NC Inter Alliance - R3
Date: Mar 13, 2021 |
#R1#
Jr cracks Plumber with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jr throws a hook to the side of Plumber's head but Plumber sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jr stuns Plumber with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Don Clones Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot lands for Jr.#CUT#It looks like Charlie Plumber has been cut.
Jr lands a jab to Plumber's midsection.#KD#
Jr cracks Plumber with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Plumber looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jr finish him?
#ROC#Plumber is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jr fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Plumber square on the jaw! Damn, Plumber is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Don Clones Jr!
A less than humble Don Clones Jr misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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Event:
NC Inter Alliance - R2
Date: Feb 20, 2021 |
#R1#
Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jr scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chambers in his tracks.
Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#CL#
Chambers has managed to clinch.
A short left from Jr.
Chambers fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Jr.
Chambers swings wildly with an uppercut but Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jr lands with a right to the head.
Chambers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#BC2#
Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Chambers misses the shot to the body.
Jr with a body punch. A glancing blow. #CL#
Chambers closes the distance and pushes Jr back into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chambers misses with a punch on the inside.
Jr lands a hook that snaps the head of Chambers backwards.
Jr lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Jr.
Jr lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chambers backwards. #ROC2#Chambers is rocked!
Chambers definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chambers's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh Chambers is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jr lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chambers or not.
Chambers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jr throws a big uppercut that drops Chambers! More strikes from Jr and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Chambers lies dazed against the cage as Jr celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Clones Jr!
A victorious Don Clones Jr thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
NC Inter Alliance - R1
Date: Jan 30, 2021 |
#R1#
Jr moves out of range as McDade strikes.
It looked like Jr was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jr tests McDade's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT#It looks like Kevin McDade has been cut.
McDade looks to land a right hand but Jr moved out of range.
Jr takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jr rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McDade moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McDade has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
McDade fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jr on the side of the head.
Kevin McDade seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McDade is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jr.
McDade misses with an uppercut. Jr saw that one coming.
Jr throws a big counter combination but McDade scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
McDade feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jrs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jr definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jr avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDade ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
McDade is looking for the big counter here.
McDade takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from McDade.
Jr misses with a two punch combination.
Jr throws a lazy uppercut
and McDade counters with a left to the body.
Jr lands a jab to the head.
McDade throws a hook but Jr avoids it easily.#KD#
Jr feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McDade sprawling to the canvas! McDade rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Jr finish him?!
#ROC#McDade is rocked!
McDade misses with an uppercut. Jr saw that one coming.
Jr was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
McDade is still on wobbly legs! Can Jr finish him?#T1#
McDade scores with a body shot.
McDade seems to have recovered his senses.
Jr ducks under a wild hook from McDade.
Nice defenses there by McDade.
McDade misses with a straight left.
McDade is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jr.
McDade takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
#CUT#That has opened up Kevin McDade's cut even more.
McDade misses with a looping right.
The fighters circling - McDade throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jr swings widly with a right hand
and McDade counters with a stiff right hand.
A slow jab from Jr misses its intended target. #KD#
Jr lands a big right hand that sends McDade crashing to the mat! Jr stays standing though and waves McDade back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A big left from Jr misses.
Jr has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jr cracks McDade with a good jab.
Jr looks to throw the jab but McDade is out of range.
McDade throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McDade.
Jr moves out of range of the strikes.#T2#
McDade ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #KD#
Jr feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McDade sprawling to the canvas! McDade rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Jr finish him?!
Jr swings for the body but McDade moves out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from McDade misses.
McDade ducks under a wild hook from Jr.
McDade misses with an uppercut.
Jr is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jr will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McDade changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jr misses with a wild body shot.
Jr is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
McDade rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McDade takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#The cut above Kevin McDade's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jr paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice body punch from McDade.
McDade throws a jab but it's blocked by Jr.
Jr takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jr rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McDade moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McDade throws a lazy right hand but Jr sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#T3#
McDade avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
McDade moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McDade swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDade lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jr looks to land a left hand but McDade moved out of range nicely.
McDade swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McDade misses with a hook.
McDade throws a looping overhand right but Jr ducks down to avoid it.
McDade throws a looping overhand right but Jr ducks down to avoid it.
McDade ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jr scores with a nice head shot.
McDade throws a looping overhand right but Jr ducks down to avoid it.
McDade lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jr at a distance.
McDade misses with an uppercut. Jr saw that one coming.
McDade misses with a double jab.
Jr throws a jab when McDade was well out of range.
McDade misses with an uppercut. Jr saw that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDade scores with a punch to the head.#T4#
McDade changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jr throws a hook to the side of McDade's head but McDade sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McDade manages to avoid it.
Jr throws a hook but McDade blocks it.
Jr lands a nice hook to McDade's body. McDade takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jr takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jr slips a straight right by McDade.
Jr throws a hook but McDade avoids it easily.
Jr misses with an uppercut.
Jr loads up on a big right hand but McDade slips the punch.
A jab from McDade finds it's way through Jr's defenses.
Jr throws a series of punches but McDade moves out of range.
McDade uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jr has time to react.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jr rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McDade moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McDade looks to land a right hand but Jr moved out of range.
Jr is looking for a counter combo.
McDade throws a good cross that connects.
McDade throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jr was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A jab from McDade finds it's way through Jr's defenses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Don Clones Jr dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kevin McDade's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jr ducks under a wild hook from McDade.
Jr takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McDade listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A punch combination from Jr misses.
Jr walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jr moves away from the strike by McDade.
McDade connects with a body shot.
Jr avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jr throws a shot from downtown. McDade moves away and avoids it.
McDade jabs at Jr's body.
McDade misses with a left hand
and Jr counters with a stiff right hand.
Jr throws a jab when McDade was well out of range.
Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDade scores with the left hand. Jr knows he should have avoided that one.
McDade lands with a shot to the body.
Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McDade throws out the jab.
Nice cross by McDade.#T1#
Jr fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jr misses with a straight right.
Jr walks into a left hand.
Jr ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jr swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jr connects with a looping right hand.
Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McDade steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jr.
Jr misses with a looping left.
Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jr misses with a hook.
McDade throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McDade scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jr throws a jab but it's blocked by McDade.
McDade cracks Jr with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jr thows a left - swing and a miss!
McDade ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It seemed like McDade was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T2#
Jr looks to throw the jab but McDade is out of range.
A jab lands there for Jr.#CUT#Kevin McDade's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Jr misses the shot to the body.
Don Clones Jr is winning the standup battle so far.
Jr misses with a hook. McDade ducked under it nicely.
The fighters circling - McDade throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McDade fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jr staying out of range there.
McDade takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A big right from McDade misses.
McDade misses the jab.
Jr is looking to counter punch.
McDade misses with a wild combination.
Jr looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jr jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Jr throws a jab but it's blocked by McDade.
Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McDade.
Jr walks into a stiff left hand from McDade.#T3#
McDade moves out of range as Jr strikes.
A slow jab from McDade misses its intended target.
McDade looks to land a combination but Jr avoids it well.
Jr staying out of range there.
McDade connects with a single shot there.
Jr slips a jab from McDade.
Jr moves out of range as McDade strikes.
Jr slips a straight right by McDade.
Jr throwing a counter right hand but McDade manages to avoid it.
Jr misses with a hook. McDade ducked under it nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Jr misses the target.
A shot to the liver by McDade. Beautiful body shot.
McDade takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A telegraphed right hand from Jr misses the target.
McDade swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDade is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jr.
McDade takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kevin McDade's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Don Clones Jr! |
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Event:
LOM Trials 1 per CK
Date: Dec 20, 2020 |
#R1#
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.#CL#
Tested clinches.
Fai has Tested pressed against the cage.
Tested is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fai taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
#T1#
Tested leaning his opponent against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Tested - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Fai stalling in the clinch.
#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tested holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Tested seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Test Tested.#CL#
Tested has taken the fight to the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Test Tested showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Tested has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 10:9
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 10:9
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 10:9
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Test Tested! |
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