Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: DC 136: Pisswater v Brown
Date: Mar 03, 2024

#R1##TD2#
Brown drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
An elbow from Brown crashes against the mat.
Brown looks up at the clock and then as Pisswater takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Brown smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude! #SUB2#
Brown wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Pisswater, who protects the arm well.
Pisswater tries to bench press Brown off him but Brown keeps the position.
Pisswater taking a bit of punishment here - Brown scoring with strikes.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Pisswater tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pisswater struggling a bit here.#T1#
Brown controlling the position.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Brown working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Pisswater gets back to half guard.
Brown working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Brown is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Brown looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pisswater with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pisswater wants to control but Brown is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Pisswater wants to improve his position but Brown is controlling well. #SUB#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.#T2#
Pisswater trying to control from the bottom.
Pisswater is refusing to be controlled, as Brown sits in half guard.
Brown is nestled in close to Pisswater, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Brown seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pisswater does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Brown has control of the leg.
Brown wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pisswater keeps working.
Brown prevents Pisswater from improving his position.
Brown scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pisswater is pressing down on Brown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Brown from controlling successfully. #T3#
Brown is in close to Pisswater's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Brown makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pisswater looking to hit a scissor sweep but Brown is one step ahead there.
Brown chips away with some ground and pound.
Pisswater lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Brown keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Brown is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Brown is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Brown is thwarting Pisswater's attempts to control the position.#T4#
Brown looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pisswater with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Brown is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Brown is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Pisswater is just riding it out for now. Brown eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Pisswater is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Brown pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Brown is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Pisswater trying to control but Brown postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hoodoo Brown dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2##TD2#
Brown shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Brown showed some decent athleticism there.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.
Pisswater is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Brown's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Brown's back!#SUB#
Pisswater looking for the RNC.
Pisswater has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Brown's body.
Brown breaks Pisswater's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Brown accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Brown working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pisswater's head.
Pisswater has Brown pulled in close to control his posture.
Pisswater being controlled here, momentarily.
Hoodoo Brown has got the better of the ground game so far.#T1#
Pisswater controls Brown momentarily but Brown frees himself.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Brown's guard. #REVR#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pisswater lands a couple of digs.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Brown is keeping the position for now.
Pisswater missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pisswater advances position into side control!
Pisswater working the head with strikes. #T2##SUB#
Pisswater is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Brown knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Brown tries to buck Pisswater off but Pisswater is having none of it.
Pisswater landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Brown is looking for a sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Pisswater is trying to get an arm triangle but Brown is defending well.
Brown tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Pisswater wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB#
Pisswater is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Brown knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Brown is looking to regain half guard here but Pisswater keeps moving and retains side control. #T3#
Brown is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Pisswater off and has taken his back!
Brown lands shots from the back.
Brown connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Pisswater to escape the position. #SUB2#
Pisswater preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Brown.
Brown keeps control of the position as Pisswater tries to break free.
Brown lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Pisswater rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Pisswater makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Pisswater.
Pisswater wants to sweep here but Brown controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Brown postures up and lands a big shot to Pisswater's brow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brown cracks Pisswater with a solid left hand.
Brown trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Pisswater is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brown is aware though and is defending well.
Brown is working Pisswater over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Brown has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Brown stands up over Pisswater, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Brown is in close to Pisswater's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Brown is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Brown stands up over Pisswater, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Pisswater seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Brown sitting in guard here, content to control.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Brown from controlling successfully.
Brown looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hoodoo Brown showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Brown fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pisswater stuffs the takedown attempt from Brown. Brown gets slowly back to his feet.
Brown ducks under a wild hook from Pisswater.
Brown misses with a takedown attempt
and Brown takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Natalia Pisswater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Hoodoo Brown.#TD2#
Brown drives through with a takedown into Pisswater's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pisswater is on top in guard. #REVR#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Brown tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Brown tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.#SUB2#
Brown is looking for a triangle but Pisswater pushes his legs off easily.
Pisswater won't allow Brown to sweep him here.
Pisswater stands up over Brown, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB2#
Brown has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pisswater can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater works over Brown with some ground and pound from guard.#T2#
Pisswater lands a couple of digs.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater distracts Brown with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#ROC#Brown is rocked!
Brown looking for a sweep. Not yet Brown, not yet.
Brown keeps trying to improve his position.
Brown has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater scoring with punches to the head and body.
Brown is still in real trouble! Can Pisswater finish him?#SUB2#
Pisswater got a little sloppy there for a moment and Brown has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pisswater has managed to get both his arms back between Brown's legs - danger averted.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater landing some decent shots from guard.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater won't allow Brown to sweep him here.
Brown seems to have recovered his senses.#T3#
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pisswater postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#SUB2#
Pisswater avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Brown's head.
Pisswater forces his way into half guard.
Brown has hold of Pisswater's hands but Pisswater slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB#
Pisswater looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #SUB2#
Brown looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T4#
Pisswater is nestled in close to Brown, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pisswater slips a nice elbow through Brown's hands, connecting with Brown's forehead.
Pisswater is looking to take a break and control but Brown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Brown regains full guard. Nicely done.
Pisswater works over Brown with some ground and pound from guard.
Pisswater distracts Brown with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Brown wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pisswater pushes down on Brown's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Pisswater lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R4#
Pisswater blocks a jab.
Brown shoots in for a takedown but Pisswater shows good takedown defense.
Pisswater scores with a body shot.
Brown scores with the left hand. Pisswater knows he should have avoided that one. #TD2#
Brown scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Pisswater is looking to improve his position.
Pisswater misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Pisswater manages to get to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Pisswater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Pisswater looking for a guillotine here but Brown defends easily. #T1#
Brown landing with the ground and pound.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Brown from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Brown avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Brown's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Brown stands up over Pisswater, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB#
Pisswater isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Brown stacks Pisswater on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Brown!
Pisswater is looking to regain half guard here but Brown keeps moving and retains side control.
Pisswater takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Brown landing strikes.
Brown works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Pisswater is trying to improve his position.
Pisswater is working hard here to advance position.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Brown lands a decent elbow from side control. #T3#
Brown looks up at the clock and then as Pisswater takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Brown smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Pisswater tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Brown wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Brown lands a decent elbow from side control.
Brown scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Pisswater to see if he's OK.
Pisswater is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Brown working away.
Brown landing strikes.
Pisswater takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Pisswater manages to work his way to half guard, despite Brown's best efforts.
Brown looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Pisswater is controlling Brown's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.#T4##SUB2#
Brown is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Pisswater defends it well.
Brown lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Pisswater is pressing down on Brown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Brown is proving a slippery customer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Brown is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Hoodoo Brown dominated that fourth round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R5#
Brown getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Brown's head but Brown sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#TD2#
Brown decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Pisswater blocking the ground and pound attempt from Brown.
Brown wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
Brown is controlling the pace. #SUB2#
Brown is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#T1#
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Brown has control of the leg. #SUB#
Pisswater actively working from the bottom here.
Brown looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pisswater with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pisswater manages to get to full guard.
Pisswater is trying to keep Brown in close.
Brown connects with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Brown stands up over Pisswater, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T2#
Brown throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pisswater works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pisswater wants to sweep here but Brown controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
Brown works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pisswater moves into full guard.
Brown wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving. #SUB#
Brown avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pisswater wants to sweep but no luck.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Brown is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Brown defends well.
Brown trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Hoodoo Brown is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Brown content to stall in guard here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pisswater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pisswater cracks Brown with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#TD2#
Brown manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Pisswater on his heels. He'll look to pass Pisswater's guard now, I'm sure.#SUB#
Pisswater is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brown is aware though and is defending well.
Pisswater tries to strike from the bottom.
Brown slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB#
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Brown can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Brown slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hoodoo Brown comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Brown has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 46:49
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 46:49
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hoodoo Brown!
Hoodoo Brown is the new bantamweight champion!
Hoodoo Brown thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: DC 131:Pisswater v Azarola
Date: Feb 11, 2024

#R1##CL#
Pisswater rushes Azarola and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Azarola misses with a punch on the inside.
Azarola prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Azarola is pressed up against the cage. Pisswater has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Azarola down to the mat. Azarola avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Pisswater fails to land the takedown.
Azarola misses with a wild body shot.
Azarola stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Azarola wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Azarola.
The fighters circling - Azarola throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pisswater swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Pisswater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pisswater is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.#CL2#
Azarola has taken the fight to the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Azarola breaks the clinch. #CL#
Pisswater forces Azarola back against the cage and clinches.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD#
Pisswater pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Azarola can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T1#
Azarola stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.#SUB#
Pisswater looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Azarola has picked Pisswater up and slammed him! Pisswater can't keep hold of the triangle and Azarola manages to pass to side control!
Pisswater is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Azarola off and has taken his back!#SUB#
Pisswater is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Azarola is trying to escape under a series of strikes and manages to escape from Pisswater 's hooks.
Pisswater dominating with strikes here.
Pisswater lands with some strikes.
Pisswater putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Azarola regains half guard.
Azarola trying to control from the bottom. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Azarola trying to control but Pisswater postures up.
Pisswater is just content to waste time from the top position. Azarola takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Azarola wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Azarola has Pisswater pulled in close to control his posture.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pisswater trying to control but Azarola is working from the bottom.
Azarola working a defensive guard here. #T3#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pisswater lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Azarola working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Azarola working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Pisswater working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Azarola's head.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Azarola is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Azarola has wrist control.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Azarola is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Azarola working a defensive guard here.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Azarola is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T4#
Pisswater won't allow Azarola to get back to his feet.
Pisswater is in close to Azarola's body, working some short punches and elbows.#SUB#
Pisswater is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Azarola manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB#
Azarola must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Pisswater looking for subs off his back but Azarola has passed one foot through into half guard. #SU2#
Azarola stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
A chopping leg kick lands by Azarola.
The fighters circling - Azarola throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Azarola takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisswater is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Azarola can do to turn this around?
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up but Azarola swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Azarola looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Pisswater moves into range and connects with a jab.
Pisswater takes a swing at Azarola's ribcage but misses.
Azarola takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.#CL2#
Azarola takes the fight into the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Pisswater as the two fighters clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Azarola lands a body punch in the clinch.
Azarola working aggressively here.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater tries to work over Azarola's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1#
A hook to the body from Azarola.
Pisswater is trying to maintain a safe position but Azarola gets an underhook and turns Pisswater into the cage.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Pisswater tries for a takedown. No joy.
Azarola goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pisswater is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Azarola.
Azarola lands an uppercut.
Azarola tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Azarola misses with a shot to the kidneys. #TD#
Pisswater has Azarola pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Pisswater pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Azarola tumbling to the mat - Pisswater dives into Azarola's guard.
Pisswater seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Pisswater advances to half guard. #T2#
Azarola works his way to full guard. Good work.
Azarola wants to sweep but no luck.
Pisswater controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Azarola keeps moving.
We've been hearing that Pisswater has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Azarola keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Azarola escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pisswater gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Azarola looking for a sweep. Not yet Azarola, not yet. #T3#
Pisswater trying to control but Azarola is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pisswater with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Azarola is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater stands and throws Azarola's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB#
Pisswater tries for a kimura but Azarola is defending well.
Pisswater cracks Azarola with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Pisswater working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards. #T4#
Pisswater working away.
Azarola is not content to let Pisswater control the position. #SUB#
Pisswater wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Azarola, who protects the arm well. #SUB#
Pisswater is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Azarola knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Natalia Pisswater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Pisswater creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Azarola sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #SUB#
Pisswater tries for a kimura but Azarola is defending well.
Pisswater working the body and head with strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R3#
Azarola is looking to score with low kicks.
Azarola fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pisswater.
Azarola lands a front kick.
Azarola throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping leg kick lands for Azarola.
Pisswater is looking to wear down Azarola with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Azarola scores with a jab to the head.
Azarola displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pisswater throws out the jab.
Pisswater lands with a nice combination. Azarola backs away looking to recover.
Zigor Azarola seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Azarola motions for Pisswater to come forward. Azarola throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Azarola does a little dance to reset his feet.
Azarola follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Azarola! But no joy.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Azarola does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.
Pisswater rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Azarola moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater misses with a straight left. #T1#
Azarola lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pisswater's sensitive parts.
Zigor Azarola is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisswater moves into range and connects with a jab.
Azarola is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisswater.
Pisswater blocks the body kick. #TD#
Pisswater shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Azarola's guard.
Azarola keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Pisswater throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Azarola works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Azarola has his hands on Pisswater's head, controlling the position.
Azarola looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisswater is one step ahead there.
Pisswater postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#T2#
Azarola is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
Pisswater has gone for a leg lock! Azarola slips out almost immediately though and dives into Pisswater's guard.#REVB#
Pisswater has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Azarola has passed into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater is trying to improve his position.#T3#
Pisswater is trying to escape the position but Azarola is controlling the position.
Pisswater regains half guard.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.
Azarola is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Azarola is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Pisswater manages to get to full guard.
Azarola postures up. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Azarola controlling from the top position.
Azarola wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.
Pisswater pulls Azarola in close to his closed guard and prevents Azarola from doing any damage or advancing position.
Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Zigor Azarola just about did enough to take it.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R4##CL2#
Azarola darts in and clinches Pisswater up against the cage.
Azarola is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Pisswater blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater tries to work over Azarola's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Azarola fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Azarola fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pisswater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pisswater throws out a loose jab but Azarola uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Azarola looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Azarola throws a head kick that misses
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pisswater throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Azarola on the side of the head.
Azarola walks into a straight right hand from Pisswater.#T1#
Pisswater tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#TD#
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Azarola napping and manages to drive through into side control!

Azarola explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Azarola displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pisswater throws out the jab.
Azarola throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. #CL#
Pisswater rushes Azarola and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Azarola's elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater tries to pull guard but Azarola holds him up against the cage and eventually Pisswater drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Azarola scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pisswater is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Azarola struggles to land a body shot inside as Pisswater controls his hands.
Azarola blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Azarola.
Azarola tries a body shot but Pisswater blocks it.
Azarola tries to throw a body punch but Pisswater avoids it by throwing Azarola back against the cage. #T2#
Pisswater tries to pull guard but Azarola holds him up against the cage and eventually Pisswater drops back down to his feet.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body.
Pisswater tries to work over Azarola's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Azarola.
Pisswater cracks Azarola with a nice body shot.
Pisswater blocking some punches.
Azarola misses with a punch on the inside.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Azarola lands an uppercut.
Azarola is working Pisswater over against the cage.
Azarola gets through Pisswater's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Azarola tries to work over Pisswater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater blocks a body shot from Azarola.
Pisswater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Azarola presses Pisswater against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T3#
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Azarola lands a shoulder strike.
Zigor Azarola seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Pisswater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Azarola has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Azarola.
Pisswater is trying to drag Azarola to the mat but Azarola just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Azarola lands a body punch in the clinch.
Azarola tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pisswater's elbow.
Pisswater tries to work over Azarola's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater wants a takedown but no success here.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Azarola controls his hands.
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Pisswater lands with a light punch inside.
Azarola pushes Pisswater back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T4#
Pisswater wants to take the fight to the mat but Azarola manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Azarola blocks it.
Pisswater tries to score a body lock takedown but Azarola shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Azarola controls the action.
Azarola fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pisswater creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Azarola swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pisswater throws a punch but it's blocked by Azarola.
Azarola lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Azarola blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD#
Pisswater decides to pull guard.
Azarola's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Azarola's guard. #REVR#
Azarola is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Zigor Azarola will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Pisswater's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R5#
Pisswater looks to throw the jab but Azarola is out of range.
Azarola on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Azarola lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pisswater's sensitive parts. #CL#
Pisswater has managed to clinch.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Azarola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Azarola blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.
Azarola tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Azarola swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater blocks an uppercut.
Pisswater misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Azarola.
Azarola gets through Pisswater's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
Pisswater is looking for a takedown.#BC2#
Azarola manages to break the clinch.
Pisswater swings widly with a right hand
and Azarola cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Azarola swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
Azarola is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Pisswater with a body shot.
Pisswater lands a slapping body shot.
Azarola misses with a hook.
A jab from Azarola misses.
Pisswater lands a right hook to the body.
Azarola lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pisswater's sensitive parts.
A big right from Azarola misses.
Azarola swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater misses with a straight right. #T2#
Pisswater tries to clinch there but Azarola circles away.
A swing and a miss from Pisswater.
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Azarola.
Pisswater looks to throw the jab but Azarola is out of range.
Azarola ducks under a wild hook from Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
Azarola connects with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd cheers as Azarola lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pisswater doesn't seem phased though.
Pisswater connects with a right hand. Azarola shakes it off.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Azarola.
Pisswater goes for a double leg but Azarola avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Azarola continues to drive forward.#T3#
Azarola lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pisswater is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pisswater jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Azarola walks away with a smile on his face. Pisswater gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Azarola tries a head kick but it misses.
Azarola walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pisswater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pisswater stalks Azarola and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Azarola's face. Azarola staggers backwards, shaken.
Azarola tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Azarola takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#TD#
Pisswater looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Azarola!

Azarola throws Pisswater to one side and escapes!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
And Azarola responds with a good body kick, but Pisswater manages to step out the way in time.
Pisswater shoots in for a double leg but Azarola sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Azarola throws a hook but Pisswater avoids it easily.
Pisswater wants to clinch
and Azarola counters with a nice body shot. #T4#
Azarola ducks under a wild hook from Pisswater.
Pisswater throws the left hand but Azarola avoids the punch easily.#TD#
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Azarola defends it well.
Azarola gets back to full guard.
Azarola lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Pisswater looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Zigor Azarola.
I think Azarola has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 50:45
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 48:47
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater retains his bantamweight title!
Natalia Pisswater decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: DC 124: Sitsongrit v Ellacuria
Date: Jan 21, 2024

#R1#
Pisswater takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pisswater lands with a good body shot.
Pisswater connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've been hearing reports that Pisswater has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McVicker rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pisswater wants to clinch up but McVicker keeps it at a distance.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McVicker! But no joy.#CL#
Pisswater moves into the clinch successfully. #TD2#
McVicker turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McVicker manages to end up in side control.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
McVicker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pisswater tries to buck McVicker off but McVicker is having none of it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater is not content to let McVicker control the position.
Pisswater is trying to get back to half guard.
Pisswater is working hard here to advance position.
McVicker with the ground and pound but Pisswater regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
The fighters are battling for position here. Pisswater manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T1#
McVicker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McVicker passes into half guard.
Pisswater trying to control from the bottom.
McVicker is nestled in close to Pisswater, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
McVicker wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.
McVicker trying to control from half guard but Pisswater is working away.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.
McVicker with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T2#
McVicker is trying to control the action in half guard but Pisswater is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pisswater gets full guard.#SUB#
Pisswater has his foot on McVicker's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McVicker works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. McVicker gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
McVicker works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McVicker throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
McVicker is trying to control. Pisswater wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McVicker throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Pisswater won't allow McVicker to pass to mount.
Pisswater trying to hold on to McVicker's head to control him but McVicker postures up. #T3##SUB2#
McVicker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Pisswater is just riding it out for now. McVicker eventually gives up the hold.
Pisswater blocking the ground and pound attempt from McVicker.
Pisswater wants to get back to full guard.
McVicker prevents Pisswater from standing back up.
Pisswater wants to control but McVicker is keeping busy.
McVicker sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pisswater defending well though.
Pisswater gets back to full guard.
McVicker lands a couple of digs.#T4#
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McVicker's guard. #REVR##SUB2#
McVicker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pisswater can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McVicker can't keep his opponent in guard - Pisswater advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
McVicker moves into full guard.
Pisswater cracks McVicker with a solid left hand.
Pisswater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McVicker swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pisswater scoring with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
McVicker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater trying to control but McVicker is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Prince McVicker will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Pisswater fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McVicker avoids it really well and circles away.
Pisswater takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McVicker defending well as Pisswater loads up on a big left hand.
Pisswater gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Decent striking displayed by Pisswater there.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McVicker was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
McVicker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McVicker lands the left hand.
Pisswater throws a right and a left that McVicker avoids nicely.
McVicker throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater wants to clinch#TD2#
and McVicker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB2#
McVicker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #T1#
Pisswater wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater trying to hold on to McVicker's head to control him but McVicker postures up.
McVicker wants to free his trapped foot but Pisswater is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Pisswater is pressing down on McVicker's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Pisswater working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McVicker.
McVicker must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
McVicker with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McVicker manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
McVicker is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
McVicker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Prince McVicker has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but McVicker keeps moving.
Pisswater lands a couple of digs.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but McVicker is retaining full guard.
Pisswater postures up.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T3#
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
McVicker is looking to sweep but instead, Pisswater has passed into half guard.
McVicker is trying to get back to full guard.
Pisswater is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #SUB#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McVicker has managed to free his arm - good work.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pisswater connects with a nice short shot to McVicker's temple.
Pisswater is thwarting McVicker's attempts to control the position.#SUB#
Pisswater has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can McVicker defend it? Pisswater steps over the head and cranks it - McVicker is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Pisswater!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater retains his bantamweight title!
Natalia Pisswater seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: DC 119 NYE
Date: Dec 31, 2023

#R1##TD2#
Pisswater gets a double leg takedown into Dux's guard.
Dux is pulling down on Pisswater's head to control his posture.
Pisswater looking to pass the guard.
Dux is pulling down on Pisswater's head. It's preventing any offense from Pisswater, at least for the moment.
Dux really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater pushing down on Dux's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Dux is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but Dux defending well.
Dux is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dux moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but Dux is retaining full guard.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T1#
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dux is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dux will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Pisswater is in close to Dux's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Dux is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pisswater accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dux tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Dux has wrist control.
Dux wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater stopping the sweep attempt from Dux.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing. #T2#
Dux wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dux is keeping the position for now.
Dux bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pisswater's guard. #REVR#
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Dux makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We've been hearing that Dux has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#SUB2#
Pisswater has his foot on Dux's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dux works his way back into a safe position though.
Dux preventing the sweep.
Dux wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving. #SUB2#
Pisswater had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dux defends it easily.
Dux tries to free his leg and advance position but Pisswater is retaining full guard. #T3#
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Dux from controlling successfully.
Dux works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Ground and pound from Dux.
Pisswater is looking to control Dux's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Pisswater avoid being mounted?
Dux passes to full mount!
Pisswater is wriggling around trying to escape.
A nice elbow there by Dux.
Dux with a couple of short strikes.
Dux working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Pisswater is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Pisswater throwing hammer fists to the chest of Dux. What's that going to do exactly?
Pisswater taking shots to the head.
Pisswater wants to hold on but Dux pushes him away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dux lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dux lands a couple of good shots and Pisswater has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dux is hanging on to Pisswater's back as he tries to escape.
Dux lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Pisswater.
Will Dux go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Dux is punishing Pisswater with strikes - can he finish him?!
Dux wants to control but Pisswater is keeping busy.
Dux throwing damaging strikes from the back! Pisswater could be in trouble here!
Dux really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Pisswater.
Pisswater rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Dux takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Dux seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Pisswater for as long as he can get away with.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Dux dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Dux fails to land the takedown.
No luck for Dux with that takedown attempt.
Some bone on bone action there as Dux checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dux shoots for a takedown but Pisswater saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Dux. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Pisswater closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #TD#
Dux jumps guard and drags Pisswater to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
Pisswater throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dux works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dux looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisswater is one step ahead there.
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dux is keeping the position for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Dux has wrist control.
Dux is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T1#
Dux bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pisswater's guard. #REVR#
Dux stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Pisswater swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dux wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving. #SUB2#
Pisswater working for a triangle but Dux defends it easily.
Pisswater trying to control the position.
Dux wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.
Dux wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
Dux is looking to work some ground and pound but Pisswater has wrist control.
Frank Dux overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
Dux sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Pisswater's guard.
Pisswater regains full guard. Nicely done.
Dux landing some decent shots from guard.
Dux throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB2#
Pisswater had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dux defends it easily.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for a guillotine here but Dux defends easily.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Dux from controlling successfully.
Dux working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T3#
Pisswater looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dux pushing down on Pisswater's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Dux is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dux wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
Dux landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Dux trying to pass the guard but Pisswater defending well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Pisswater manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T4#
Dux wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.
Pisswater is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Dux dives into side control.
Pisswater is trying to improve his position.
Pisswater manages to get back to half guard.
Pisswater trying to control here.
Dux working the head and body with strikes.
Pisswater tries to kick Dux off but Dux keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dux lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Pisswater is not content to let Dux control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Dux dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R3#
Pisswater leaves Dux with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dux tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pisswater manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dux fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dux is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisswater sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Dux. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dux tries to close the distance and clinch but Pisswater swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dux blocks a jab.
Pisswater cracks a nice hook into Dux's ribs.
Dux is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pisswater can do to turn this around?
Dux has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pisswater finds it's way round the side to connect with Dux's head.
Pisswater connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Dux on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dux avoids the body shot from Pisswater. #CL2#
Pisswater has Dux up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dux tries to pull guard but Pisswater forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Dux is trying to pull guard but Pisswater turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Dux jumps guard but Pisswater stands there with Dux around his waist. Dux gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Duxs head. #T1#
Pisswater lands a body shot in the clinch.
Pisswater misses with some punches.
Pisswater throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Duxs head.
Pisswater wants to stall.
Pisswater goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dux prevents it.
Dux jumps guard but Pisswater stands there with Dux around his waist. Dux gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dux tries to pull guard but Pisswater holds him up against the cage and eventually Dux drops back down to his feet.
Dux tries to pull guard but Pisswater holds him up against the cage and eventually Dux drops back down to his feet.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Dux blocks it. #TD#
Dux jumps guard.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dux has Pisswater pulled in close to control his posture.
Dux working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater. #T2#
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dux is controlling Pisswater's posture.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
Dux is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Dux blocks nicely.
Pisswater trying to control but Dux is working from the bottom.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dux is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
Pisswater postures up in Dux's guard and throws a big left but Dux blocks it. #T3#
Dux is adopting a defensive guard.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dux keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Dux bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Pisswater's guard. #REVR#
Dux trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Pisswater not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pisswater looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dux is one step ahead there.
Pisswater is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pisswater keeping full guard, as Dux tries to pass. #T4#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dux's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dux postures up in Pisswater's guard and throws a big left but Pisswater blocks it. #SUB2#
Pisswater is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dux is aware though and is defending well.
Dux controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Pisswater has an active guard here but Dux has managed to pass into half guard.
Pisswater makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Pisswater.
Dux with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Our spies down at at Hare of the Dog Gym inform us that Pisswater has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dux with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dux sitting in guard here, content to control.
Pisswater managing to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater really dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R4#
Dux misses with a takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a nice body shot.
Pisswater misses with a hook.#TD2#
Pisswater closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Dux quickly recovers to half guard.
Pisswater is keen to just control but Dux is a slippery customer.#SUB2#
Pisswater is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Dux sees it coming and defends easily.
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dux blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pisswater. #SUB2#
Pisswater is working for a kimura but Dux is defending it quite comfortably.
Dux holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater is nestled in close to Dux, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Dux is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Pisswater's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Pisswater's back!
Dux is trying to stick to Pisswater's back but Pisswater is turning into Dux. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Dux's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Pisswater.#T1#
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dux is keeping the position for now.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
Dux controlling the position.
Dux's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB2#
Dux wants to improve his position here. There's a bit of a scramble and Pisswater has taken Dux's back! He's locked on a rear naked choke here and Dux has been forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 4, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater is the new bantamweight champion!
Natalia Pisswater decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: DC 115: Vinge v Vale Queiroz
Date: Dec 17, 2023

#R1#
Pisswater tests Azarola's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Azarola looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
A swing and a miss from Pisswater.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Azarola throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Azarola moves forwards but Pisswater connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Pisswater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Azarola is fending him off so far but Pisswater persists. Nope, Azarola circles away and we're back to standing.
A swing and a miss from Azarola.
It seemed like Pisswater was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Azarola ducks right into an uppercut from Pisswater.
Pisswater fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
As Pisswater backs away, Azarola returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A big left from Pisswater misses.
Azarola tries to counter by clinching up but Pisswater breaks away and moves out of range.
Pisswater connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Azarola momentarily.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Azarola scores with a body shot.
Pisswater has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Azarola avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Azarola's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pisswater connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Azarola scrambles back to his feet.
Pisswater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.#T1#
Pisswater tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Zigor Azarola has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.#TD2#
Pisswater scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #SUB2#
Pisswater wants to work for an arm triangle but Azarola is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Pisswater not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pisswater thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Azarola's head. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura here.
Azarola looks like he's trying to stand up.
Pisswater is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard. #T2#
Azarola keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Azarola preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Pisswater trying to control but Azarola is working from the bottom.
Pisswater stopping the sweep attempt from Azarola.
Pisswater works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pisswater missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Azarola is not content to let Pisswater control the position.
Pisswater is looking to advance position but Azarola won't allow it. #T3##ES#
Azarola has one foot on Pisswater's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Azarola's shoulder, as Azarola tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater is trying hard to land a takedown here. Azarola sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pisswater wants to clinch up but Azarola keeps it at a distance.
Pisswater lands with a nice body punch.
Azarola uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Pisswater avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#TD2#
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Pisswater was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB2#
Pisswater swings around for an armbar but Azarola sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Pisswater's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Azarola content to stall in guard here.
Pisswater is trying to control the position but Azarola postures up. #T4##SUB2#
Pisswater throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Azarola escapes and throws Pisswater's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Pisswater is trying to get back to half guard.
Pisswater wants to control but Azarola postures up.#SU#
Azarola decides to stand back up. #TD2#
Pisswater manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Azarola on his heels. He'll look to pass Azarola's guard now, I'm sure.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Azarola doesn't manage to clinch there - Pisswater circles away.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Azarola throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Azarola scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pisswater lands with an uppercut that bounces Azarola off the cage and back into range.
Azarola swings for the body but Pisswater moves out of range.
Azarola tries to move into range but Pisswater moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Azarola manages to avoid it.#CL#
Azarola has taken the fight to the clinch.
Azarola misses with some punches.
Azarola swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
Azarola misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Azarola blocks it.
Azarola doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Azarola lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards. #TD2#
Pisswater jumps into guard, dragging Azarola to the mat. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Azarola defends well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Azarola stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.#T1##SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a triangle but Azarola pushes his legs off easily.
Azarola is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #SUB2#
Pisswater had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Azarola defends it easily.
Pisswater looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Azarola tries to stand but Pisswater is controlling from the bottom. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB2#
Azarola got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pisswater has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Azarola has managed to get both his arms back between Pisswater's legs - danger averted.
Azarola not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Pisswater is controlling Azarola's posture.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for a guillotine here but Azarola defends easily. #SUB2#
Pisswater isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Azarola stacks Pisswater on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Azarola!#T3#
Azarola in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Azarola continues to stall.
Pisswater is looking to reverse the position.
Pisswater is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Azarola off and has taken his back!
Pisswater scores with punches to the body.
Our spies down at at Hare of the Dog Gym inform us that Pisswater has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#T4#
Azarola trying to control the hands but Pisswater won't let him.
Pisswater tries to keep control of the position but Azarola is staying busy.
Azarola trying to control the hands but Pisswater breaks the grip. #SUB2#
Pisswater working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Azarola is doing well to defend. Pisswater seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Azarola is forced to tap and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Natalia Pisswater!
An out of breath Natalia Pisswater thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

Event: DC 105: Dux v Pisswater
Date: Nov 12, 2023

#R1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Dux looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisswater looks like he wants to counter punch here.#TD2#
Pisswater gets a takedown into half guard.
Pisswater not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pisswater wants to pass to mount but Dux is defending the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Pisswater prevents Dux from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Dux wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Dux trying to control but Pisswater postures up. #T1#
Pisswater is just content to waste time from the top position. Dux takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Pisswater throws an elbow that misses. Dux uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Pisswater's guard. Nice move by Dux!#REVR#
Dux preventing the sweep.
Dux lands a couple of elbows.
Dux lands a couple of elbows.
Dux preventing the sweep.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pisswater is on top in guard. #REVB#
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
Pisswater with a nice head shot there.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
Dux pulls Pisswater in to control the position. #T2#
Pisswater in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Dux pulls Pisswater in close to his closed guard and prevents Pisswater from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dux looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pisswater passes Dux's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Pisswater is looking to advance position but Dux won't allow it.
Pisswater thows a huge punch but Dux dodges it nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dux controlling the position well.
Pisswater thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Dux still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Dux has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dux controls the position. #T3#
Dux trying to control the position but Pisswater is working away.
Dux working the body and head with strikes.
Dux grinds an elbow into Pisswater's temple.
Dux is putting a hurting on Pisswater here, landing some big shots from side control.
Dux lands a decent elbow from side control.
Dux scoring with punches from side control.
Dux scoring with punches and elbows.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep.
Pisswater gets back to half guard.
Pisswater won't allow Dux to pass to mount.
Pisswater has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dux is working away from the top position though.#T4##SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dux connects with a nice short shot to Pisswater's temple.
Pisswater taking some punishment here, with Dux in his half guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Dux has control of the leg. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dux working over Pisswater with some ground and pound. Pisswater looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Frank Dux will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Dux on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. #CL#
Dux clinches.
Dux jumps guard but Pisswater turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. #TD#
Dux jumps into guard, dragging Pisswater to the mat.
Dux wants to sweep but no luck.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dux pulls Pisswater in to control the position.
Pisswater stands and throws Dux's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dux is looking for a sweep.
Dux takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Dux is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dux trying to control but Pisswater postures up.
Pisswater controlling the action here.
Dux makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dux.#T1#
Pisswater working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dux's head.#SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Pisswater working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Dux keeps moving.
Dux wants to sweep but no luck.
Pisswater is pushing down on Dux's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dux is fighting to maintain full guard but Pisswater has managed to sneak the leg through.#SUB2#
Pisswater seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dux doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater.
Dux manages to get to full guard. #T2#
Dux keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Frank Dux overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Dux blocks nicely.
Dux looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Dux is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dux utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dux keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully. #T3#
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dux really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Dux blocks nicely.
Dux looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dux pulls Pisswater in close to prevent any damage.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Pisswater working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Dux's head.
Dux keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Dux haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Dux seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #T4#
Pisswater loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dux has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pisswater looking to pass the guard.
Pisswater stopping the sweep attempt from Dux.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisswater sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dux's guard.
Dux avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pisswater.
Dux is trying is best to control the position here.
Pisswater throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dux is staying active underneath Pisswater, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dux controlling the leg, holding on to half guard. #SUB2#
Dux is defending against the submission attempts here by Pisswater.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Pisswater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dux in his tracks.
Dux moves in looking to clinch but Pisswater pushes him off.
Dux moves in looking to clinch but Pisswater pushes him off.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the body. #CL2#
Pisswater rushes Dux and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Dux pulls Pisswater into guard.
Pisswater trying to control but Dux is working from the bottom.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dux's head.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dux is on top in guard. #REVR#
Dux working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pisswater's head.#T1#
Dux keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Pisswater's head.#SUB2#
Pisswater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Dux from controlling successfully.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Dux is proving a slippery customer.
Dux will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dux postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Dux content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dux defends well.
Dux postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T2#
Dux trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a triangle but Dux pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dux defends well.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Dux chips away with some ground and pound.
Dux landing with the ground and pound. #T3#
Dux is in close to Pisswater's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dux landing with the ground and pound.
Dux forces his way into half guard.
Dux looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Dux wants to control but Pisswater is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
Pisswater has hold of Dux's hands but Dux slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T4#
Dux sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Dux scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dux trying to control the action but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Pisswater gets back to full guard.
Pisswater controlling the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dux trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Pisswater controls Dux momentarily but Dux frees himself.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pisswater is on top in guard. #REVB#

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Frank Dux.
I think Dux has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 28:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Frank Dux!
A victorious Frank Dux thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: DC 96: Davis v Farman
Date: Oct 08, 2023

#R1#
Pisswater shoots for a takedown but McVicker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A little jabbing left from McVicker on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
McVicker misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as McVicker sprawls well. McVicker wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Pisswater gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisswater punishes McVicker's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McVicker jabs Pisswater right on the nose. Pisswater blinks but takes it well.
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of McVicker's head but McVicker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pisswater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McVicker is fending him off so far but Pisswater persists. Nope, McVicker circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McVicker.
McVicker thumps Pisswater with a low kick.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #TD2#
Pisswater tries to sprawl but McVicker drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Pisswater wants to improve his position but McVicker is controlling well.
Pisswater wants to control but McVicker is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
Pisswater looking for submissions off his back.
McVicker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pisswater trying to control here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Pisswater is working hard here to advance position.
McVicker thows a huge punch but Pisswater dodges it nicely.
Pisswater is looking to improve his position.
McVicker sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pisswater defending well though.
McVicker is trying to control. Pisswater wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McVicker missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pisswater moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#T3#
McVicker with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB#
Pisswater throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Pisswater is trying to keep McVicker in close.
McVicker content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McVicker controls the pace.
McVicker trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McVicker throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McVicker pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pisswater is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
McVicker is working Pisswater over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Pisswater seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
McVicker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McVicker looking to sit in guard and control but Pisswater gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##SUB2#
McVicker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Pisswater stopping the sweep attempt from McVicker.
McVicker is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McVicker's head.#SUB2#
McVicker working for a triangle but Pisswater defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed McVicker's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Prince McVicker dominated that round.
That's time! Pisswater's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
McVicker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pisswater.
McVicker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McVicker checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McVicker scores with a one two! Pisswater had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
McVicker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McVicker.
McVicker let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the body
and McVicker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McVicker has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Pisswater throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a takedown but McVicker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pisswater's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
McVicker dodges the punch combination from Pisswater.
McVicker swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T1#
Pisswater slips under a jab.
Pisswater swings and misses with a shot to the body
and McVicker counters with a stiff right hand.
Pisswater cracks a nice hook into McVicker's ribs.
Pisswater looks to throw a body kick
and McVicker counters with a one-two to the body.
Pisswater looks to land a left hand but McVicker moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - McVicker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McVicker misses with a series of wild punches.
McVicker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T2#
McVicker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
McVicker changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Nice uppercut lands for Pisswater. That snapped McVicker's head back.
Pisswater takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McVicker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pisswater stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Pisswater lands a really nice looking cross but McVicker seems unphased.
McVicker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McVicker moves forwards but Pisswater connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Prince McVicker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McVicker looks to land a left hand but Pisswater moved out of range nicely.
McVicker getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T3#
Pisswater darts in looking for a takedown but McVicker gets double underhooks and turns Pisswater into the cage.
McVicker wants a takedown.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater. #BC2#
McVicker manages to break the clinch.
McVicker walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pisswater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A quick step to the side and Pisswater tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater connects with a right hand. McVicker shakes it off.
Pisswater walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pisswater shoots in but McVicker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Nice shot lands for McVicker.
Nice shot by McVicker.
McVicker shoots in but no luck this time.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pisswater throws a lazy uppercut
and McVicker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pisswater stuffs the takedown attempt from McVicker. McVicker gets slowly back to his feet.
Pisswater throws the left hand but McVicker avoids the punch easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Prince McVicker showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
McVicker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pisswaters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McVicker throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pisswater slips a jab from McVicker.
Pisswater throws a body punch but McVicker moves out of range.
A nice side step and McVicker releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pisswater steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McVicker.
McVicker throws a leg kick
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McVicker misses with a low kick as Pisswater jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McVicker throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McVicker misses with an uppercut.
McVicker walks into a jab.#T1#
McVicker looks to throw the jab but Pisswater is out of range.
McVicker throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
It looked like Pisswater wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pisswater tries to score a power double leg takedown but McVicker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Pisswater somewhat.
McVicker appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pisswater with a lazy takedown attempt
and McVicker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McVicker throws a low kick but Pisswater moves out of range easily.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
McVicker feints the counter takedown.
Pisswater defending well as McVicker loads up on a big left hand.
Pisswater swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.#T2#
McVicker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McVicker misses with a leg kick
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
A jab from McVicker does it's job there.
Decent striking displayed by McVicker there.
Pisswater fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but McVicker is just out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. McVicker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Pisswater takes one on the chin but seems OK.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A jab from McVicker finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
McVicker throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Pisswater throws a head kick but McVicker moves out of range.
Pisswater blocks a leg kick.
Pisswater was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McVicker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisswater showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McVicker.
It looked like Pisswater wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A jab from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater moves away from the strike by McVicker. #T4#
McVicker pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Pisswater back to the cage. McVicker follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
McVicker connects with a single shot there.
A jab from McVicker misses.
McVicker moves away from the strike by Pisswater.
Pisswater ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McVicker throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McVicker misses with a low kick.
Pisswater moves in looking to clinch but McVicker pushes him off.
Prince McVicker is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
McVicker looks to land a combination. Pisswater sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

And that's the end of the fight!
Prince McVicker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McVicker winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 27:30
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Prince McVicker!
A relieved looking Prince McVicker thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: DC 87: Dye v Sitsongrit
Date: Sep 03, 2023

#R1#
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Davis's shoulder, as Davis tries to avoid the shot.
Davis feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Davis fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pisswater is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#CL2#
Pisswater gets a clinch.
Pisswater lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.
Davis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pisswater is keeping busy.
I was talking to Davis's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Davis lands with a right to the head.
Pisswater lands a right hand that snaps the head of Davis backwards.
Davis is trying to maintain a safe position but Pisswater gets an underhook and turns Davis into the cage.
Davis throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Davis throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Davis.
Pisswater lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Davis taking a breather.
Davis blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Davis blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses. #BC#
Davis manages to break the clinch.
Davis feints and then cracks Pisswater's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pisswater down.
Davis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
Davis scores with a jab. Pisswater acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Davis with a nice calf kick.
Davis lands with a cross.
Davis throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Davis dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!
Pisswater takes one to the chin there.
Davis circles away from the clinch attempt
and Davis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2##CL2#
Pisswater clinches up with Davis and pushes him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
A nice left hand lands by Pisswater.
Davis can't find room to land a body shot as Pisswater controls the action.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Davis throws a punch but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Davis stalling in the clinch but Pisswater improves position.
Davis lands a right hand.
Pisswater lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Davis backwards. #TD2#
Pisswater is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Davis can't fight it off and eventually Pisswater manages to take the fight to the floor. Davis looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Pisswater working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.#SU2#
Pisswater stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Davis throws a low kick but Pisswater avoids it.
Davis looks to land a left hand but Pisswater moved out of range nicely.
Pisswater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T3#
Davis attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pisswater misses with a body shot
and Davis counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
A decent looking cross lands there for Davis.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Davis throws a leg kick
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Davis ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pisswater moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater misses with a leg kick
and Davis counters with a three punch combo that has Pisswater backing up. Pisswater nods at Davis to acknowledge the strikes.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Pisswater. #T4#
Pisswater shoots in and drives through. Davis sprawls well.
Davis throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pisswater looks to throw the jab but Davis is out of range.
Davis is looking to counter with head kicks.
Davis takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Davis defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Bryant Davis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
A jab from Davis misses.
Davis missing with a left hand there. Pisswater was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisswater misses with a straight left.
Davis half committed to a counter leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bryant Davis will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Pisswater takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater checks the leg kick nicely there.
Davis avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pisswater moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Davis throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice side step and Pisswater releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Davis manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davis fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisswater fails to land the takedown.
Davis is looking to counter with a shot to the body.#T1#
Pisswater checks a leg kick nicely.
Davis misses with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater throws a right hand that misses
and Davis counters with a leg kick.
Davis throws a leg kick which misses Pisswater's front leg but catches the back leg as Pisswater tries to avoid it.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater punishes Davis's body with a nice straight punch.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pisswater fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Davis misses with a low kick.
Davis tries to work over Pisswater's front leg with a kick but Pisswater checks it.
Bryant Davis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T2#
A shot to the liver by Davis. Beautiful body shot.
Davis attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Davis misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Davis. That's going to slow Pisswater down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Davis finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Davis moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pisswater misses with a lunging right hand
and Davis counters with a nice body shot.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Davis.
Davis throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range. #T3#
Davis with the inside leg kick.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
Davis steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.
Davis on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Davis throws a lazy uppercut #CL2#
and Pisswater counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #BC#
Davis's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pisswater misses with a jab to the body
and Davis counters with a nice body shot.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Davis staying out of range there.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T4#
Davis throws a big shot that misses.
Davis misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pisswater misses with an uppercut
and Davis counters with a stiff right hand.
Pisswater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater fails with a takedown attempt.
Davis looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bryant Davis dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
Davis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Davis takes a swing at Pisswater's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Davis finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Davis.
Pisswater fails with the takedown.
Davis half committed to a counter leg kick.
Davis punishes Pisswater's body with a nice straight punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slow jab from Davis misses its intended target.
Pisswater shoots for a takedown but Davis saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Davis looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#T1#
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
Nice uppercut lands for Davis. That snapped Pisswater's head back.
Pisswater scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Pisswater fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bryant Davis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
Pisswater with a nice cross.
Pisswater throws a jab but it's blocked by Davis.
Davis misses with a hook
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Davis's head.#T2#
Davis slaps away a takedown attempt from Pisswater, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Davis connects with a leg kick.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Davis pushes him away.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Davis swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Davis's head but Davis sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Davis lands with a good body shot.#T3#
Davis misses the shot to the body.
Davis throws a combination that misses
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Davis misses the shot to the body.
Davis ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
Bryant Davis is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisswater misses with a head kick.
Davis throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater with the counter takedown but Davis avoids it easily.
Pisswater darts in trying to clinch
and Davis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
Pisswater has his takedown stuffed
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.
Pisswater tries a head kick but it misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Davis misses the target.
Davis with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Davis fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A cross from Davis lands.
A big right from Pisswater misses.
It looked like Davis was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pisswater.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bryant Davis clearly takes that round.
That's time! Davis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R4#
Pisswater attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Davis throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Pisswater.#TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Pisswater.

Davis explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Pisswater throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Davis on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Davis throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Davis pushes him away.
Davis lunges at Pisswater with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pisswater's hand.
Davis throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Davis uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
A counter left hand to the body from Davis misses its target.#T1#
Pisswater tries to clinch but Davis moves away
and Davis counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#TD2#
Pisswater scores with a takedown into Davis's guard.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Davis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Davis is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #SU2#
Pisswater stands up from Davis's guard - Pisswater perhaps looking for a knockout.
Pisswater throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater connects with a body shot.
Pisswater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Davis.#T2#
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Davis swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
Pisswater is looking to clinch but Davis is avoiding it.
Davis thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Davis avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Davis.
Pisswater misses the jab.#T3#
Pisswater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Davis.#CL2#
Pisswater has closed the distance and engaged Davis in a clinch.
Pisswater lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Davis uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Davis.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Davis.
Davis stalls.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Davis.
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Davis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pisswater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Davis tries to work over Pisswater's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Davis working aggressively here.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T4#
Still in the clinch, Pisswater scores with a nice short uppercut.
Davis's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#BC#
Davis breaks from the clinch.
Pisswater has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pisswater there as he acknowledges the shot.
Davis feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pisswaters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Davis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Davis uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Pisswater has time to react.#TD2#
Pisswater fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Davis to the ground. Pisswater is now in Davis's guard.
Davis is trying to keep Pisswater in close.
Davis has control of Pisswater's left arm, preventing Pisswater from doing any damage. #SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Bryant Davis will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R5#
Davis darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Davis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A jab from Pisswater does it's job there.
Pisswater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Davis is fending him off so far but Pisswater persists. Nope, Davis circles away and we're back to standing.
Pisswater lands with a nice body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Davis takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Davis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisswater was well out of range. Poor timing from Davis.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pisswater! But no joy.
Pisswater looks to land a right hand but Davis moved out of range.#T1#
Davis throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Davis needs to keep his hands up - Pisswater had a free shot at his head there.
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Davis scores with a jab.
Davis with a nice calf kick.#T2#
Davis's corner calls for a 1-2. Davis obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Davis connects with a right hand. Pisswater shakes it off.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pisswater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Davis will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater misses with a lunging right hand
and Davis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pisswater misses with a body kick.
Davis throws a leg kick but Pisswater sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pisswater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Davis scores with a punch to the head.
Davis throws a good cross that connects.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Davis was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Davis.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Davis takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Davis throws a nice outside leg kick.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Pisswater throws a shot from downtown. Davis moves away and avoids it.
Pisswater has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#T4#
Pisswater moves out of range as Davis strikes.
Davis catches Pisswater with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Pisswater checks the leg kick nicely there.
An inside leg kick lands from Davis.
Davis misses with a low kick.
Pisswater takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Davis throws out the jab.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Davis with a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Davis lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pisswater misses with a hook
and Davis counters with a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bryant Davis showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Davis, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 48:47
Judge James Glass scores the fight 50:46
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 50:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bryant Davis!
Bryant Davis retains his bantamweight title!
Bryant Davis decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: DC 82: Farman vs Pisswater
Date: Aug 13, 2023

#R1#
Farman connects with the punch.
Pisswater throws a hook but Farman blocks it.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Farman moves away.
Pisswater misses with a wild combination.
Farman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Farman moves forwards but Pisswater connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Farman thows a body kick. Pisswater tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farman throws a looping overhand right but Pisswater ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Farman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#T1##TD2#
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Farman still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Farman has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Pisswater tries to bench press Farman off him but Farman keeps the position.
A lull in the action here.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Pisswater tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T2#
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Pisswater tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pisswater manages to work his way to half guard, despite Farman's best efforts.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.
Pisswater gets full guard.
Farman slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Farman has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T3##SUB2#
Pisswater working for a triangle but Farman defends it easily. #SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Farman gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Farman can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Pisswater throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Farman controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Pisswater had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Farman defends it easily.#SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Farman gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater pulls Farman in to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Farman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Farman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown but Farman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Pisswater scores with a body shot.
Farman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A big left from Pisswater misses.
Farman throws a counter high kick but Pisswater was just alert enough to avoid it.
We've been told by Farman's head coaches at Bushido Martial Arts that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Farman blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Farman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Farman connects with a solid leg kick. #T1#
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Farman.
Nice straight punches there by Farman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Farman.
Farman throws a looping overhand right but Pisswater ducks down to avoid it.
Zafir Farman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Farman.
As Pisswater backs away, Farman returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Farman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Farman feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Farman misses with a head kick.
Farman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Farman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pisswater is able to avoid easily.
Pisswater takes a swing at Farman's ribcage but misses.
A quick step to the side and Farman tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#T2#
Farman throws out a loose jab but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farman lands with a cross.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater blocks a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pisswater looks for a takedown but Farman sprawls well.
A little feinted left hand from Farman on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Zafir Farman is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisswater shoots in for a double leg but Farman sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Zafir Farman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Farman misses with a straight right. #T3##TD2#
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Farman's head.
Farman keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Pisswater throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Farman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pisswater won't allow Farman to sweep him here.
Pisswater landing some decent shots from guard.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pisswater postures up in Farman's guard and throws a big left but Farman blocks it.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T4#
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Farman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Natalia Pisswater has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Pisswater scoring with punches to the head and body.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Farman has wrist control.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but Farman is retaining full guard.
Farman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisswater is one step ahead there.
Farman is working hard here to advance position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Farman dives on top into guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Farman avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Farman throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
Farman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Farman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pisswater under the eye.
Farman lands a body shot.
Farman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Farman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Farman lands a nice looking body kick.
Farman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pisswater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Farman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.#T1#
Pisswater misses the jab.
Farman appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pisswater lands with a shot to the body.
Pisswater takes a swing at Farman's ribcage but misses.
Farman throwing a counter right hand but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Farman's head but Farman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Farman wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#TD2#
Pisswater gets the takedown into side control. #SUB2#
Pisswater working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Pisswater working the head with strikes. #T2#
Pisswater sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Farman is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position. #SUB2#
Pisswater goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Farman has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Pisswater but great work by Farman.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Farman staying calm.
Pisswater misses with a strike from the bottom.
Pisswater is trying to improve his position.#T3#
Pisswater is not content to let Farman control the position.
Farman controls the position.
Zafir Farman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Pisswater is looking to regain half guard here but Farman keeps moving and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pisswater is trying to control Farman's posture but Farman avoids it.
Pisswater is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Natalia Pisswater is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom here.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Pisswater prevents Farman from improving his position.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Pisswater working his ground and pound in the gym.
Pisswater controlling the action here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Natalia Pisswater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Pisswater winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 27:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
During a confident post fight interview, Natalia Pisswater thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: DC 71 Fredricks vs Drake
Date: Jul 16, 2023

#R1#
The crowd cheers as Pisswater lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bremner doesn't seem phased though.
Pisswater lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bremner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bremner keeps the fight on the outside.
Bremner lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bremner swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pisswater bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bremner's head backwards.
Bremner throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#Bremner is rocked!
Pisswater fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Bremner out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: ENIGMA 370 FINALE I
Date: Jun 04, 2023

#R1#
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Khalidovic lands a nice shot to the body.
Khalidovic misses with a hook.
Mamed Khalidovic seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Pisswater gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Khalidovic pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Khalidovic bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Khalidovic finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Khalidovic lands with a hook. Pisswater tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Khalidovic jabs Pisswater to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Khalidovic falls off balance throwing a combination #CL#
and Pisswater counters by clinching up.
A right handed body shot lands from Khalidovic. #TD#
Pisswater pulls Khalidovic into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Khalidovic defends well.
Khalidovic is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a triangle but Khalidovic pushes his legs off easily. #T1#
Khalidovic wants to stand and escape but instead Pisswater has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Pisswater stops Khalidovic from standing up.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but Khalidovic is retaining full guard.
Khalidovic is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Pisswater is controlling him.
Khalidovic is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Khalidovic tries to stand and escape but Pisswater is controlling the position.
Pisswater is staying active underneath Khalidovic, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T2#
Pisswater is looking to improve his position.
Pisswater works his way to full guard. Good work.
Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
Khalidovic wants to stand but Pisswater has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Khalidovic must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Khalidovic slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB2#
Khalidovic tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SU2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Khalidovic stands up and beckons Pisswater to his feet. #T3#
Khalidovic throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Khalidovic.
Khalidovic keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A good leg kick by Khalidovic.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Khalidovic does a little dance to reset his feet.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Khalidovic.
Mamed Khalidovic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisswater throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khalidovic doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Khalidovic scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Khalidovic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Khalidovic!
A big right from Khalidovic misses.
Nice shot by Khalidovic.#T4#
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
Pisswater is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Khalidovic is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Khalidovic scores with a spinning back kick!
Khalidovic throws a right hand that Pisswater ducks under and follows up with a left that Pisswater also avoids with ease.
Pisswater checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Khalidovic buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Khalidovic misses with a body kick.
Khalidovic connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pisswater's hands.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Khalidovic tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisswater was well out of range. Poor timing from Khalidovic.
Pisswater swings widly with a right hand
enabling Khalidovic to counter with a crisp jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Khalidovic darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mamed Khalidovic dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Pisswater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic with a nice cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Pisswater misses the target.
Khalidovic has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A nice leg kick from Khalidovic, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater throws a lazy uppercut
and Khalidovic counters with a straight right hand.
Pisswater takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Pisswater fires out a quick counter leg kick but Khalidovic just manages to avoid it.
Good exchange - Khalidovic coming out on top.
Khalidovic lands with a nice body kick.
Pisswater wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater misses with a hook to the body
and Khalidovic counters with a straight right hand.
Mamed Khalidovic seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Khalidovic misses with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a nice body shot.
Khalidovic displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pisswater. #T1#
Khalidovic throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Khalidovic lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pisswater backs up against the cage.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Khalidovic getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A shot to the body from Pisswater misses
and Khalidovic counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Khalidovic.
An attempted straight right counter from Pisswater misses the target.
Khalidovic jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pisswater tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Khalidovic swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Pisswater.
Khalidovic lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Khalidovic lands a head shot.#T2#
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Khalidovic.
Pisswater misses with a body shot
and Khalidovic counters with a thumping low kick.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Khalidovic manages to avoid it.
Khalidovic slips a jab from Pisswater.
Khalidovic moves away from the strike by Pisswater.
The fighters circling - Khalidovic throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Khalidovic tried to score with a low kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pisswater half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Pisswater is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Khalidovic's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Khalidovic throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A swing and a miss from Khalidovic.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch but Khalidovic swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Khalidovic's shoulder, as Khalidovic tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Khalidovic chopping away at his opponent's legs. #T3#
A low kick lands for Khalidovic.
Pisswater is looking to wear down Khalidovic with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#TD#
Pisswater looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Khalidovic!

Khalidovic bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Khalidovic bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Khalidovic! But no joy.
Khalidovic scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pisswater in his tracks.
Khalidovic scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Khalidovic lands a slapping body shot.
Pisswater on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Khalidovic keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Khalidovic.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Pisswater moves out of range as Khalidovic strikes.#T4#
Khalidovic with a jab.
Pisswater slips a jab from Khalidovic.
A quick step to the side and Pisswater tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Khalidovic bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
Khalidovic on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Khalidovic looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Khalidovic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater throwing a counter right hand but Khalidovic manages to avoid it.
Khalidovic throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Khalidovic throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
Pisswater takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater misses with a left hand
enabling Khalidovic to counter with a crisp jab.
Khalidovic leaves Pisswater with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mamed Khalidovic showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Khalidovic scores with a hook.
Khalidovic swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Khalidovic ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pisswater closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Pisswater will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A solid leg kick lands there for Khalidovic.
Khalidovic throws a leg kick which misses Pisswater's front leg but catches the back leg as Pisswater tries to avoid it.
Pisswater moves away from the strike by Khalidovic.
A low kick from Khalidovic is predictable there #TD#
so Pisswater counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Pisswater looking to sit in guard and control but Khalidovic gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Khalidovic pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pisswater is keeping the position for now.
Khalidovic is pushing down on Pisswater's leg trying to pass to half guard. Pisswater is fighting to maintain full guard but Khalidovic has managed to sneak the leg through.#T1#
It looks like Khalidovic is going to stand back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater regains full guard. Nicely done.
Khalidovic stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.#SUB#
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Khalidovic can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Pisswater throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Khalidovic has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Pisswater is proving hard to escape from.
Pisswater might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Pisswater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SU2#
Khalidovic stands up from Pisswater's guard - Khalidovic perhaps looking for a knockout.
Khalidovic dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Khalidovic has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Khalidovic misses with a series of wild punches.
An attempted straight right counter from Pisswater misses the target.
Khalidovic connects with an inside leg kick.
Pisswater misses with a hook.
Khalidovic misses with a looping right.
Khalidovic throws out a loose jab but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it.
It looked like Pisswater was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Khalidovic.#T3#
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Khalidovic.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
Khalidovic throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
Khalidovic doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pisswater lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Khalidovic throws a series of punches but Pisswater moves out of range.
A jab from Khalidovic does it's job there.
Pisswater with a nice cross.
Khalidovic misses the jab.
It looked like Pisswater was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Khalidovic.
Pisswater tries to clinch up but Khalidovic circles away and keeps his distance.
Pisswater moves out of range of the body kick from Khalidovic.
A swing and a miss from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic connects with a looping right hand. #T4#
Pisswater looks to land a left hand but Khalidovic moved out of range nicely.
Khalidovic works Pisswater's body with a nice hook.
Khalidovic throws a body punch but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Khalidovic connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Khalidovic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Khalidovic fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pisswater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Khalidovic throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Khalidovic throws a lazy right hand but Pisswater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Khalidovic fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pisswater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mamed Khalidovic really dominated that round.
That's time! Pisswater's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R4##CL#
Khalidovic tries to keep at a distance but Pisswater has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pisswater blocks an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Khalidovic.
Pisswater lands a right hand.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pisswater stalling.
Khalidovic lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Khalidovic.
Khalidovic lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater has Khalidovic pressed against the cage, preventing Khalidovic from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pisswater lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Pisswater creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Khalidovic lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pisswater digs a right hand into Khalidovic's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Khalidovic's gas tank.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right from Pisswater on the inside. #TD#
Pisswater lands a takedown into guard.
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pisswater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Khalidovic swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pisswater is working Khalidovic over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T1#
Khalidovic utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pisswater scoring with punches to the head and body. #SU#
Pisswater decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Khalidovic, up you get!
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pisswater backs up against the cage.
A leg kick checked by Pisswater.
Khalidovic throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Khalidovic keeps the fight on the outside.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic with a hook.
A big right from Pisswater misses. #T2#
Pisswater misses with a body shot.
Khalidovic swats away the attempt to clinch by Pisswater.
Khalidovic throws a right and a left that both miss.
Khalidovic lands a jab to the nose.
Pisswater avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Khalidovic misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice cross by Khalidovic.
Khalidovic uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Khalidovic misses with a looping left.
Khalidovic throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range. #T3#
Nice uppercut there from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Khalidovic's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pisswater under the eye.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Khalidovic manages to avoid it.
Khalidovic misses the jab.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Khalidovic paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pisswater chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Khalidovic can pounce on him.
Pisswater misses with a straight left.
Khalidovic throws an off balance right hand
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut. #T4#
Pisswater tries for a takedown but Khalidovic circles away easily
and Khalidovic counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pisswater's knee momentarily.
Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big right from Khalidovic misses.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up but Khalidovic swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Khalidovic thuds his shin into the meat of Pisswater's side.
Khalidovic connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Khalidovic feints and then cracks Pisswater's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pisswater down.
A big left from Khalidovic misses.
Pisswater misses with a hook to the body
and Khalidovic counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Khalidovic lands a jab-cross combination.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Mamed Khalidovic dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R5#
Khalidovic lands a jab.
Pisswater scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pisswater takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Khalidovic avoids a punch combination nicely.
Khalidovic misses with a low kick as Pisswater jumps back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khalidovic scores with a leg kick.
Khalidovic misses with a kick to the body.
Pisswater seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Pisswater blocks a jab.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pisswater checks a leg kick. #T1#
Jab by Pisswater.
Khalidovic staying out of range there.
Khalidovic fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pisswater on the side of the head.
Khalidovic doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Khalidovic scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pisswater cracks Khalidovic with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Khalidovic throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater closes the distance but Khalidovic moves to the side
and Khalidovic counters with a nice body shot.
Khalidovic connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Khalidovic throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater throws a looping overhand right but Khalidovic ducks down to avoid it.
Mamed Khalidovic is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Pisswater chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Khalidovic can pounce on him.
Pisswater takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Khalidovic looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Khalidovic lands with a hook. Pisswater tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Khalidovic throws a low kick, looking for Pisswater's leg but Pisswater calmly moves out of range.
Khalidovic throws a nice outside leg kick.
Khalidovic scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pisswater doesn't seem bothered though.
Khalidovic throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pisswater is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Khalidovic scores with the left hand. Pisswater knows he should have avoided that one.
Jab from Khalidovic.#CL#
Pisswater fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Khalidovic, pushing him back against the cage.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
A short right from Khalidovic on the inside.
Khalidovic blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater is trying to stall.
Pisswater changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Khalidovic fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Khalidovic misses with a wild body shot.
Khalidovic throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Khalidovic takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Pisswater takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Khalidovic lands with an overhand left.
Pisswater throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Khalidovic counters with a straight right hand.
Khalidovic moves out of range of the body kick.#T4#
Khalidovic looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Pisswater wants to land a leg kick but Khalidovic is out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Khalidovic.
Khalidovic connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pisswater's hands.
Pisswater throws a combination that misses
enabling Khalidovic to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater throws a sloppy body shot
and Khalidovic counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Khalidovic connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Khalidovic throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Khalidovic with a hook.
Khalidovic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mamed Khalidovic comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Khalidovic winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 45:50
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 45:50
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mamed Khalidovic!
Mamed Khalidovic is the new bantamweight champion!
A relieved looking Mamed Khalidovic thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: ENIGMA 169
Date: May 21, 2023

#R1#
Reepo throws a poor cross that misses
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand.
Reepo scores with a nice strike.
Reepo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Decent striking displayed by Reepo there.
Pisswater throws a series of punches but Reepo moves out of range.
Reepo blocks a jab.
Reepo connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pisswater. Pisswater circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pisswater has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Pisswater takes a swing at Reepo's ribcage but misses.
Reepo throws a shot to the body.
Reepo misses with a body kick.
Reepo misses with an uppercut.
Pisswater appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Reepo looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater blocks a low kick nicely.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Reepo was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Reepo sizes up Pisswater with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T1#
Pisswater shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Reepo misses with an uppercut.
Reepo waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Jay Reepo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Reepo.
Reepo jabs Pisswater right on the nose. Pisswater blinks but takes it well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Reepo.
Pisswater has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pisswater there as he acknowledges the shot.
Reepo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pisswater was well out of range. Poor timing from Reepo.
Reepo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.#CL2#
Pisswater darts in and clinches Reepo up against the cage.
I was talking to Reepo's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A hook to the body from Pisswater.
A right hook to the body lands for Pisswater.
Pisswater tries to throw a body punch but Reepo avoids it by throwing Pisswater back against the cage.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Pisswater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater blocks a body shot from Reepo. #T2#
Pisswater doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Reepo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
A hook to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater tries to throw a body punch but Reepo avoids it by throwing Pisswater back against the cage.
Pisswater lands a left hand.
Reepo can't find room to land a body shot as Pisswater controls the action.
Reepo just leaning against Pisswater, taking a breather.
Reepo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Pisswater.
Reepo prevents a takedown attempt there. #TD2#
Pisswater gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Reepo trying to keep a closed guard but Pisswater is proving a slippery customer.
Reepo utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Reepo has a closed guard, preventing Pisswater from standing up.
Pisswater controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#T3#
Reepo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pisswater trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Pisswater lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Pisswater loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #SUB#
Reepo has his foot on Pisswater's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Pisswater works his way back into a safe position though.
Pisswater is in close to Reepo's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Reepo has wrist control.
Pisswater with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Reepo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Reepo looking for a guillotine here but Pisswater defends easily.
Reepo has momentary wrist control but Pisswater slips an elbow through the middle.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB#
Reepo looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T4##SUB#
Pisswater avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB#
Pisswater got a little sloppy there for a moment and Reepo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Pisswater has managed to get both his arms back between Reepo's legs - danger averted.
Pisswater would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB#
Reepo has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Pisswater can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater stands up over Reepo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater pushes down on Reepo's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Reepo is looking to improve his position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
That's time! Reepo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Pisswater misses the jab.
Pisswater takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Reepo misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
Reepo keeps the fight on the outside.
Reepo looks to land a left hand but Pisswater moved out of range nicely.
Reepo catches Pisswater with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Reepo misses with a wild body shot.
Reepo connects with a body shot.
Reepo throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A punch combination from Pisswater misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater goes for a double leg but Reepo avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Reepo continues to drive forward.#TD2#
Pisswater fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Reepo sprawls well initially but Pisswater persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Pisswater lands with a punch from half guard.
Pisswater passes the guard and advances to mount! #T1##SUB2#
Reepo defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Pisswater.
Reepo working to try and regain half guard.
BOOM! Pisswater connects with a massive shot to the dome! #SUB2#
Pisswater goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Reepo turns into him and now he's in Pisswater's guard.
Reepo trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Reepo defends well.#T2#
Reepo tries to free his leg and advance position but Pisswater is retaining full guard.
Pisswater is trying to control the position but Reepo postures up.
Reepo wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
Reepo stays in close to Pisswater's body and controls the position. #SUB2#
Pisswater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Reepo is proving a slippery customer.
Reepo passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T3#
Pisswater tries to buck Reepo off but Reepo is having none of it.
Pisswater tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.#SUB#
Reepo is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Pisswater has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Reepo trying to control but Pisswater is having none of it.
Pisswater is looking to get to half guard.
Reepo fails to advance to Pisswater's back.
Pisswater srikes from the bottom but he's lost position and has given up his back. #T4#
Reepo keeps control of the position as Pisswater tries to break free. #SUB#
Reepo working for the choke.
Pisswater breaks Reepo's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Pisswater is looking to stand up but Reepo won't let him. #SUB2#
Pisswater drops back looking for a leg! Reepo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Reepo manages to kick Pisswater off! Pisswater jumps back into Reepo's guard.
Pisswater passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Pisswater working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R3#
Pisswater lands a nice hook to Reepo's body. Reepo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pisswater blocks a leg kick.
Pisswater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pisswater keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pisswater only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Pisswater fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reepo throws a leg kick which misses Pisswater's front leg but catches the back leg as Pisswater tries to avoid it.
Pisswater scores with a hook.
Reepo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.
Reepo lands a two punch combo.
Reepo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jay Reepo is winning the standup battle so far.
Reepo thows a leg kick but Pisswater checks it
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Reepo ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reepo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.#CL2#
Pisswater moves into the clinch.#T1#
Reepo looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Reepo.
Pisswater misses with a punch on the inside.
Pisswater prevents a body shot from Reepo.
Pisswater blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pisswater lands a left hand that snaps the head of Reepo backwards.
Reepo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD2#
Pisswater gets a trip takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Reepo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater. #SUB2#
Pisswater is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Reepo works his way to full guard. Good work.#T2#
Pisswater trying to stand up but can't free himself from Reepo's guard.
Pisswater chips away with some ground and pound.
Reepo looking to control.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing.
Pisswater postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Reepo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Reepo looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Pisswater chips away with some ground and pound.#T3##SUB#
Reepo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater landing some decent shots from guard.
Reepo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
Pisswater avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Pisswater is pushing down on Reepo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Reepo is fighting to maintain full guard but Pisswater has managed to sneak the leg through.
Reepo wants to improve his position but Pisswater is controlling well.
Nice strikes from Pisswater there. #T4#
Pisswater is nestled in close to Reepo, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Reepo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Pisswater is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Pisswater slips a nice elbow through Reepo's hands, connecting with Reepo's forehead.
Pisswater trying to control the action but Reepo is working from the bottom.
Pisswater wants to stand up but Reepo has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Pisswater is stalling here. Reepo is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Pisswater seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Reepo has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Reepo is looking to take a break and control but Pisswater is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater really dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R4#
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Reepo.
Pisswater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Reepo scores with the left hand. Pisswater knows he should have avoided that one.
Jay Reepo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Reepo.
Reepo tests Pisswater's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CL2#
Pisswater gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Pisswater pulls guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Reepo thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Reepo's guard. #REVB#
Pisswater stands up over Reepo, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Pisswater forces his way into half guard.#T1#
Pisswater scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pisswater lands strikes from half guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Reepo defends it well.
Pisswater trying to control the action but Reepo is working from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Reepo manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Reepo keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Reepo throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Reepo striking off his back but it's not causing Pisswater any problems. #T2##SUB2#
Pisswater thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Pisswater trying to control but Reepo is working from the bottom.
Pisswater pushes down on Reepo's leg and manages to get into half guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura but Reepo is defending well.
Reepo is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura but Reepo is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pisswater to get the leverage. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Reepo doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater.
Pisswater is pressing down on Reepo's thigh, looking to free his foot. Reepo is holding on for now. #T3#
Reepo trying to control here.
Reepo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Reepo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Reepo keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Reepo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Reepo trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL#
Reepo moves into the clinch.
Reepo misses with the head strike.
Reepo wants to break the clinch but can't.
Pisswater working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Reepo tries a body shot but Pisswater blocks it.
Pisswater lands with a right to the head.
Reepo blocking some punches.
Pisswater tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Reepo lands an uppercut.
Pisswater prevents a body shot from Reepo.
Pisswater is looking to control Reepo's arms but Reepo gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pisswater has his back to the cage.
Pisswater's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Reepo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pisswaters head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R5#
Reepo lands a leg kick that knocks Pisswater off balance momentarily.
Pisswater swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Reepo.
Reepo looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Reepo misses with a hook. Pisswater ducked under it nicely.
Reepo moves to clinch but Pisswater breaks away
and Pisswater connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pisswater defending well as Reepo loads up on a big left hand.
Reepo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Reepo swivels and escapes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Reepo!
Jab by Reepo.#TD2#
Pisswater looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater wants to stand but Reepo is controlling his posture from full guard. #T1#
Pisswater wants to pass the guard but Reepo is keeping the position.#SUB#
Reepo is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pisswater defends well.
Reepo working a defensive guard here.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Reepo keeps moving.
Pisswater working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Reepo's head.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pisswater working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater passes Reepo's left leg - he's now in half guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Reepo is looking to control Pisswater's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Reepo avoid being mounted?
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Ground and pound from Pisswater. #T3#
Pisswater is nestled in close to Reepo, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#SUB2#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura but Reepo is defending well.
Reepo misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Pisswater tries to stand and escape but Reepo is controlling the position.
Pisswater is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Pisswater in particular looking to stall.
Pisswater scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Pisswater is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Reepo slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Natalia Pisswater is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Reepo keeps moving. #SUB#
Reepo is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jay Reepo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater wanted to stand there but Reepo had control of the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Natalia Pisswater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Pisswater winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 45:50
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 45:50
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater is the new bantamweight champion!
After winning the bout, Natalia Pisswater thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: ENIGMA 167
Date: May 07, 2023

#R1#
Colt will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Colt manages to avoid it.
Colt half committed to a counter leg kick.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Colt defends it nicely.
Colt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pisswater on the side of the head.
Pisswater slips under a jab.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pisswater has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A lazy left from Colt finds it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Colt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pisswater takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Colt scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Pisswater shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Colt counters with a nice low kick that buckles Pisswater's knee momentarily.#T1#
Colt connects with an inside leg kick.
Pisswater throws a body punch but Colt moves out of range.
Colt looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Colt checks a low kick from Pisswater.
Colt fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Colt manages to avoid it.
Colt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
We've been told by Colt's head coaches at Slaughterhouze that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Colt scoring well with a low kick there.
Pisswater walks into a straight right hand from Colt.
Colt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pisswater.
It looked like Colt wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Colt scores with a hook to the body. Pisswater takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Colt jabs Pisswater right on the nose. Pisswater blinks but takes it well.#T2#
Nice straight punches there by Pisswater. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pisswater.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice leg kick from Colt, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pisswater lands a right hook to the body.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Colt avoids it with no problem.
Colt lands a really nice looking cross but Pisswater seems unphased.
Nice body kick from Colt.
Pisswater takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Colt throws out a leg kick but Pisswater moves out of range and Colt only half commits.
Colt tries to bum rush Pisswater with a series of wild strikes but Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Pisswater throws a hook but Colt avoids it easily.
Colt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Colt.
Colt stuns Pisswater with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T3#
Colt cracks a nice hook into Pisswater's ribs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Colt.
Colt throws a leg kick which misses Pisswater's front leg but catches the back leg as Pisswater tries to avoid it.
Colt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pisswater at a distance.
Colt works Pisswater's body with a nice hook.
Colt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pisswater takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Colt connects with a nice looking jab.
Colt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pisswater moves out of range of the body kick.
Colt does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Pisswater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Colt throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Pisswater counters with a nice double leg into side control. Colt won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. #T4##SUB2#
Pisswater tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Colt dodges the ground and pound from Pisswater.
Pisswater misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Pisswater wants to control but Colt is keeping him busy.
Colt is trying to improve his position.
You can see the frustration on Colt's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Pisswater misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Colt parries the strikes from Pisswater easily there. Pisswater is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Colt to escape.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Colt dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Pisswater takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Colt avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Colt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pisswater missing with a left hand there. Colt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Colt scores with a jab. Pisswater acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Colt just misses with a punch to the body.
Colt loads up on a big right hand but Pisswater slips the punch.
Pisswater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Colt takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No joy there for Colt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Colt scores with a hook.
A slow jab from Colt misses its intended target.
Colt throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Colt with a body shot.
Henry Colt is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Colt's head but Colt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Colt feints a jab promting Pisswater to slip. Colt then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Pisswater slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Colt lands a nice shot to the body.
A cross from Pisswater lands.
Pisswater stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Colt.
Pisswater looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Colt is fending him off so far but Pisswater persists. Nope, Colt circles away and we're back to standing.
Colt connects with a leg kick.
Colt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Henry Colt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Colt misses the target.
Decent striking displayed by Pisswater there.
Pisswater throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Colt half committed to a counter leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Colt takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #T2#
Colt thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Pisswater if he has to take too many more of those.
A combination from Pisswater does no damage.
Pisswater takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Colt scores with a push kick.
Nice sprawl there from Colt as Pisswater shoots in.
The crowd cheers as Colt lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pisswater doesn't seem phased though.
Pisswater has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Colt.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Colt.
Colt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Pisswater stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Colt with a nice calf kick.
Colt finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Colt lands a glancing blow to the side of Pisswater's head.#T3#
Colt misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Colt with a body shot.
Colt throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pisswater has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pisswater moves away from the strike by Colt.
Colt thumps Pisswater with a low kick.
Pisswater's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Colt connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pisswater scrambles back to his feet.
Colt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Colt misses with a low kick as Pisswater jumps back.
Pisswater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Colt throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Colt attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pisswater fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Henry Colt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
Colt throws a leg kick but Pisswater sees it coming and moves out of range. #T4#
Colt misses with a head kick.
Colt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Colt. Pisswater shrugs it off though.
Pisswater looks to land a right hand but Colt moved out of range.
Colt is looking to counter punch.
Pisswater's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Colt connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pisswater scrambles back to his feet.
Colt buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Colt scores with a crisp jab that stopped Pisswater in his tracks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Colt changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Colt can pounce on him.
Pisswater takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Colt thuds his right hand into Pisswater's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Colt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pisswater.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Henry Colt dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Colt stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Colt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pisswater can do to turn this around?
Colt misses the jab.
Pisswater is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A shot to the body from Pisswater misses
and Colt counters with a good low kick that Pisswater was not able to check.
Pisswater throws a right and a left that both miss.
Colt with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Colt swings for the body but Pisswater moves out of range. #CL2#
Pisswater darts in and clinches Colt up against the cage.
Pisswater prevents the takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Colt.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Colt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pisswater lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Colt backwards.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Colt. #T1##TD2#
Pisswater turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Colt to see if he's OK.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Colt is looking to reverse the position.
Colt is working hard here to advance position.
Pisswater sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Colt is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Colt struggling a bit here.
Colt is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Pisswater is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Pisswater looks up at the clock and then as Colt takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Pisswater smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Pisswater looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Colt is avoiding damage well.
Pisswater working away.#T2#
Colt manages to work his way to half guard, despite Pisswater's best efforts.
Pisswater thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Pisswater uses his free foot to push down on Colt's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Colt.
Pisswater looking to finish Colt with some ground and pound. This is bad for Colt!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Poor strikes thrown by Pisswater there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Colt tries to hold on but Pisswater pushes him away.
Pisswater working the ground and pound effectively.
Pisswater lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Colt hang on?
Pisswater prevents Colt from getting the reversal.#SUB2#
Pisswater wants to finish this one by submission but Colt is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Pisswater.
Pisswater landing strikes from the mount.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#ROC2#Colt is rocked!#T3#
Pisswater looking to finish Colt with some ground and pound. This is bad for Colt!
Oh Colt is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Pisswater is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Colt is surviving well by controlling Pisswater's body position as best he can.
Colt wants to hold on but Pisswater pushes him away.
A nice elbow there by Pisswater.
Pisswater avoids the attempt from Colt to control.
Pisswater in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from Pisswater! Colt is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!
After winning the bout, Natalia Pisswater thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Bellicose XXXVIII
Date: Mar 26, 2023

#R1#
Pisswater scores with a jab.
Thibodeaux misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Pisswater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pisswater digs a good hook to Thibodeaux's body.
A shot to the body from Pisswater misses
and Thibodeaux cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pisswater tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Thibodeaux was well out of range. Poor timing from Pisswater.
A countering left hand to the body from Thibodeaux misses.
Thibodeaux lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pisswater takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Pisswater slips under a jab from Thibodeaux.
Pisswater throwing a counter right hand but Thibodeaux manages to avoid it.
Pisswater tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
We've been hearing reports that Pisswater has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Pisswater smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thibodeaux throws a hook but Pisswater avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Thibodeaux throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pisswater swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Thibodeaux lands a nice shot to the body.
Thibodeaux takes a swing at Pisswater's ribcage but misses.
Decent striking displayed by Pisswater there.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Pisswater tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Thibodeaux cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T2#
Thibodeaux scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisswater throws out a loose jab but Thibodeaux uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thibodeaux throws out a counter right but Pisswater avoids it with no problem.
Thibodeaux ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pisswater scores with a hook to the body. Thibodeaux takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pisswater misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thibodeaux steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pisswater.#CL#
Pisswater moves into range and clinches up with Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux misses with a punch on the inside.
A shot in the inside from Pisswater.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thibodeaux.#T3#
Thibodeaux blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Thibodeaux.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pisswater drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater stalling against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.
Thibodeaux prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thibodeaux.
Pisswater goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pisswater effectively controlling the action here.
A short right from Pisswater. #T4#
Pisswater lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Thibodeaux.
Thibodeaux misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thibodeaux scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pisswater wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pisswater lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Thibodeaux blocks it.
Thibodeaux makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thibodeaux throws a head punch that misses.
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thibodeaux's elbow.
Pisswater drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #BC2#
Thibodeaux manages to break the clinch.
Thibodeaux throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisswater counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Pisswater misses the jab.
A jab from Thibodeaux finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
Pisswater looks for a takedown but Thibodeaux sprawls well.
Pisswater swinging wildly here.
Pisswater moves in looking to clinch but Thibodeaux pushes him off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thibodeaux avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Thibodeaux misses with a lunging right hand
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T1#
Thibodeaux throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Thibodeaux throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Thibodeaux pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
An attempted straight right counter from Pisswater misses the target.
Thibodeaux looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater fails with the takedown.
A big right from Pisswater misses.
Thibodeaux scores with a hook to the body. Pisswater takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thibodeaux misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.#T2#
Pisswater ducks right into an uppercut from Thibodeaux.
Pisswater misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Natalia Pisswater. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thibodeaux cracks Pisswater with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Thibodeaux.
Pisswater throws a body punch but Thibodeaux moves out of range.
Pisswater looks to land a right hand but Thibodeaux moved out of range.
Thibodeaux waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.#T3#
Pisswater misses with a hook to the body
and Thibodeaux counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Pisswater swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thibodeaux misses with a looping right.
Pisswater throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Thibodeaux cracks Pisswater with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pisswater defending well as Thibodeaux loads up on a big left hand.
Thibodeaux throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fighters circling - Thibodeaux throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Pisswater takes one to the side of the head. #T4##CL#
Pisswater has Thibodeaux up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater misses with the head strike.
Thibodeaux is trying to push Pisswater away but Pisswater has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A head punch on the inside from Thibodeaux fails to land.
Pisswater working aggressively here.
Pisswater fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pisswater tries to work over Thibodeaux's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thibodeaux swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pisswater stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thibodeaux misses with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Thibodeaux manages to break the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Thibodeaux jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kaiden Thibodeaux seems to be getting the better of the standup.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thibodeaux lands a nice hook to Pisswater's body. Pisswater takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kaiden Thibodeaux is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Thibodeaux looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kaiden Thibodeaux showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Pisswater takes a swing at Thibodeaux's ribcage but misses.
Pisswater thuds his right hand into Thibodeaux's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Pisswater swings for the body but Thibodeaux moves out of range.
Pisswater takes a jab right on the kisser.
A jab lands there for Pisswater.#ROC#Thibodeaux is rocked!#TD#
Pisswater shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Pisswater showed some decent athleticism there.
Thibodeaux is still in real trouble! Can Pisswater finish him?
Pisswater wants to lay and pray for a moment but Thibodeaux keeps working.
Thibodeaux seems to have recovered his senses.
Pisswater thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Thibodeaux's head.
Pisswater throwing shots but Thibodeaux is blocking nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Pisswater lands with a punch from half guard.
Pisswater scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Pisswater will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Pisswater trying to control from half guard but Thibodeaux is working away.
Pisswater not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Thibodeaux keeping hold of Pisswater's head, controlling as best he can.
Pisswater throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
Pisswater is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Thibodeaux sees it coming and defends easily.#T2#
Pisswater working the head and body with strikes.
Thibodeaux felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#SUB#
Pisswater is working for a kimura but Thibodeaux is defending it quite comfortably.
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Thibodeaux is looking to escape.
Thibodeaux really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pisswater. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Thibodeaux defends it well.
Pisswater wants to pass to mount but Thibodeaux is defending the position. #T3#
Pisswater throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #SUB#
Thibodeaux makes his way to full guard, as Pisswater worked for a kimura.
Pisswater looking to pass the guard.
Pisswater lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Pisswater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Thibodeaux swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Thibodeaux can do anything to dispel that myth.
Thibodeaux avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pisswater postures up in Thibodeaux's guard and throws a big left but Thibodeaux blocks it. #SU#
Pisswater decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #T4#
Thibodeaux lands a nice shot to the body.
Thibodeaux takes a swing at Pisswater's ribcage but misses.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch but Thibodeaux swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pisswater scores with a nice head shot.
Pisswater uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Thibodeaux has time to react.
Pisswater misses with a hook. Thibodeaux ducked under it nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#TD#
Pisswater scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thibodeaux keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
Natalia Pisswater showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Pisswater has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
During a confident post fight interview, Natalia Pisswater thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Bellicose XXIX
Date: Feb 25, 2023

#R1#
Sykora falls off balance throwing a combination
and Pisswater counters with a right hand to the body.
Sykora lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sykora throws a head kick that half lands.
Pisswater lands a really nice looking cross but Sykora seems unphased. #CL2#
Pisswater closes the distance and pushes Sykora back into the cage.
Pisswater scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Sykora.
A short right from Pisswater on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sykora wants to break the clinch but can't.
Sykora is trying to break the clinch but Pisswater has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pisswater.
Sykora wants to break free but Pisswater has control. #BC#
Sykora manages to break the clinch.
Sykora throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
No joy there for Sykora, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pisswater lands a right hook to the body.
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Sykora.
Pisswater takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1#
Pisswater swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sykora.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sykora rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pisswater moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Sykora avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sykora throws a low kick but Pisswater moves out of range easily.
Sykora looks to land a right hand but Pisswater moved out of range.
Pisswater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Sykora throws a quick inside leg kick. #TD2#
Pisswater drives through with a takedown into Sykora's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.

Sykora has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Pisswater off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sykora throws a lazy right hand but Pisswater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pisswater jabs Sykora to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sykora cracks Pisswater with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Sykora with a body shot.
Sykora throws a sloppy head kick
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Sykora stuffs the takedown attempt from Pisswater. Pisswater gets slowly back to his feet. #T2#
Sykora throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisswater is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sykora rather than just go for the knockout.
Sykora looks for the body kick but Pisswater saw that one coming.
Sykora swinging wildly here.
No joy there for Sykora, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sykora scores with a nice strike.
Sykora throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pisswater digs a good body shot into Sykora's ribs.
Pisswater showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sykora.
It seemed like Pisswater was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Sykora takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sykora throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater lands a head shot.#T3#
Sykora scores with a decent looking hook.
Sykora loads up on a big right hand but Pisswater slips the punch.
Sykora misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Sykora's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pisswater connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sykora scrambles back to his feet.
Sykora throws a lazy body kick
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
Pisswater takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sykora throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
A combination from Sykora does no damage.
Pisswater connects with a body shot that sends Sykora's belly button to the back.
Sykora is breathing heavily.
Sykora misses with a straight right.
Michal Sykora seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Pisswater looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Sykora's head.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater distracts Sykora with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T4#
Sykora keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater chips away with some ground and pound.
Pisswater working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Sykora is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Sykora keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #SUB2#
Pisswater drops back looking for a leg! Sykora is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Sykora manages to kick Pisswater off! Pisswater jumps back into Sykora's guard.
Pisswater throws a big right hand that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pisswater won't allow Sykora to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
That's time! Sykora's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Sykora swings widly with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand. #ROC2#Sykora is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Sykora scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisswater has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Sykora.
Pisswater cracks Sykora with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Oh Sykora is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sykora throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Sykora looks up at the clock. Bad move! Pisswater lands a right hand from hell, dropping Sykora. Pisswater pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: Bellicose XXI
Date: Jan 28, 2023

#R1#
Asakura throws a chopping leg kick but Pisswater manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
We've been told by Asakura's head coaches at MONEY TEAM!!! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Asakura scores with a hook.
Asakura swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#It looks like Kotaro Asakura has been cut.
Asakura pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Pisswater gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Pisswater has hold of one of Asakura's legs. Asakura is fighting the takedown attempt but Pisswater gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Asakura keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Pisswater has gone for a leg lock! Asakura slips out almost immediately though and dives into Pisswater's guard.#REVR#
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Asakura is proving a slippery customer.
Asakura wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving. #T1##SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Asakura gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Pisswater manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Asakura manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Asakura trying to keep a closed guard but Pisswater is proving a slippery customer.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.
Pisswater with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Asakura pulls Pisswater in close to prevent any damage.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater advances to half guard.
Pisswater winds up and cracks Asakura with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T2#
Pisswater throwing shots but Asakura is blocking nicely.
Asakura on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Asakura tries to get out of the position.
Pisswater is keen to just control but Asakura is a slippery customer.
Pisswater working Asakura over with strikes. #SUB2#
Pisswater is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Asakura sees it coming and defends easily.
Pisswater landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #SUB2#
Pisswater has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Asakura defend it? Pisswater steps over the head and cranks it - Asakura is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Pisswater!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Natalia Pisswater!
After the fight, Natalia Pisswater was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

Event: Bellicose XIII
Date: Dec 25, 2022

#R1#
Harinck scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pisswater has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Harinck throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Pisswater releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Harinck but Harinck pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harinck. Pisswater does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Harinck is just out of range.
Harinck lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Pisswater at a distance. #TD#
Harinck fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Pisswater to the ground. Harinck is now in Pisswater's guard.
Harinck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Pisswater is trying to keep Harinck in close.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harinck content to stall in guard here.
Harinck trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #T1#
Pisswater is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Harinck content to stall in guard here.
Harinck pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pisswater is keeping the position for now.
Harinck slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Harinck is looking for a kimura but Pisswater is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Harinck to get the leverage.
Harinck controlling the action here.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep. Harinck is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Pisswater manages to get to full guard.
Harinck trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Pisswater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Harinck showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Harinck wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
Pisswater controls Harinck momentarily but Harinck frees himself.
Pisswater is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T3#
Harinck trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Harinck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pisswater.
Pisswater throws the kick towards the body but Harinck avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Harinck does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisswater has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Harinck finds it's way round the side to connect with Pisswater's head.
Nice sprawl there from Pisswater as Harinck shoots in.
Pisswater misses with an uppercut.
Harinck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harinck connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Harinck misses with a straight right.
Pisswater swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#TD#
Harinck fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Pisswater sprawls well initially but Harinck persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #T4#
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Harinck has control of the leg.
Harinck wants to lay and pray for a moment but Pisswater keeps working.
Pisswater is looking for a sweep. Harinck is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Harinck seems to be working for a kimura but Pisswater defends the submission attempt.
Pisswater is pressing down on Harinck's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Pisswater trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Harinck trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater looking to hit a scissor sweep but Harinck is one step ahead there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harinck trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Harinck dominated that round.
That's time! Harinck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Harinck uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pisswater.
Harinck was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A swing and a miss from Harinck.
Pisswater with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Harinck to score with a decent uppercut.
Harinck swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater throws an off balance right hand
and Harinck counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Harinck throws a hook but Pisswater avoids it easily.
Tommy Harinck is winning the standup battle so far.
Harinck misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Harinck throws an off balance right hand
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut.
Harinck misses with a hook
and Pisswater counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Harinck thinking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Harinck closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Pisswater did well to prevent Harinck getting side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater wants to control but Harinck is keeping busy.
Pisswater is pressing down on Harinck's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Harinck wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.#T1##SUB2#
Harinck got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pisswater has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Harinck has managed to get both his arms back between Pisswater's legs - danger averted.
Harinck is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pisswater can do to turn this around?
Harinck works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Harinck has control of the leg.
Harinck trying to mount his opponent but Pisswater defends it.
Pisswater makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Pisswater.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Harinck trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater trying to control the position.
Harinck tries to free his leg and advance position but Pisswater is retaining full guard. #T2#
Harinck passes Pisswater's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Pisswater wants to get back to full guard.
Harinck passes to full mount!
Harinck fails to move to back control.
Pisswater slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Pisswater manages to get to full guard.
Harinck prevents Pisswater from getting back to his feet.
Harinck is stalling in the full guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for a guillotine here but Harinck defends easily. #T3#
Pisswater is trying to keep Harinck in close. #SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Harinck gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Harinck defends well.
Pisswater avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pisswater is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a triangle but Harinck pushes his legs off easily.
Harinck trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Harinck defends well.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Harinck controls the pace.
Harinck loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Harinck pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pisswater is keeping the position for now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Harinck's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Harinck working for a triangle but Pisswater defends it easily.
Harinck is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Harinck dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Harinck moves away.
Harinck looks for a takedown but Pisswater sprawls well.
Tommy Harinck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harinck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Pisswater throws a big shot that misses.
Harinck looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pisswater throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Harinck stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Harinck throws an off balance right hand
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.#TD#
Harinck scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Harinck is looking for a kimura but Pisswater is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Harinck to get the leverage.
Harinck is looking to pass Pisswater's guard but actually Pisswater recovers to full guard.
Harinck wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.#T1#
Pisswater lands with a heel strike from the guard.
Pisswater is trying to control the position but Harinck postures up.
Harinck wants to control from the top but Pisswater keeps moving.
Harinck slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Pisswater tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Harinck wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Pisswater manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Harinck is looking to advance position but Pisswater won't allow it. #SUB2#
Pisswater looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Harinck seems to be looking for submissions.
Pisswater is staying active underneath Harinck, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T2#
Pisswater wants to improve his position but Harinck is controlling well.
Pisswater keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Harinck tries to pass to full mount but Pisswater defends it. #SUB#
Harinck is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Pisswater doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Harinck.
Pisswater won't allow Harinck to pass to mount.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater actively working from the bottom here.
Harinck throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Pisswater wants to improve his position but Harinck is controlling well.
Harinck not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Harinck wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#SUB#
Harinck wants to work for an arm triangle but Pisswater is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Harinck is looking to advance position but Pisswater won't allow it.
Pisswater is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Harinck trying to pass the guard but Pisswater defending well.
Harinck prevents Pisswater from improving his position.
Harinck is keen to just control but Pisswater is a slippery customer.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Harinck.
Pisswater is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Harinck scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tommy Harinck showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Harinck has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tommy Harinck!
A very excited looking Tommy Harinck made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Bellicose II
Date: Nov 13, 2022

#R1#
Pisswater works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CUT#It looks like Bethania Valverde has been cut.
Valverde getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Valverde with the inside leg kick.
Valverde throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pisswater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pisswater shoots in looking for a takedown but Valverde manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Pisswater's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.
We've been hearing reports that Pisswater has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Valverde throws a jab when Pisswater was well out of range.
Pisswater slips under a jab.
Valverde avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Valverde throws a lazy uppercut
and Valverde takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Valverde scores with a jab to the jaw.
Valverde throws a jab when Pisswater was well out of range.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Valverde throws a jab when Pisswater was well out of range.#CL#
Pisswater fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Valverde, pushing him back against the cage.
Valverde working hard to break the clinch.#T1#
Pisswater tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Valverde's elbow.
Valverde wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Pisswater has him pressed against the cage.
Valverde blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
Pisswater lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pisswater tries to throw a body punch but Valverde avoids it by throwing Pisswater back against the cage.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Valverde controls his hands.
Valverde tries to circle away but Pisswater has him pinned against the cage.
Pisswater misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Valverde prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Valverde gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater tries to work over Valverde's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Valverde backwards. #T2#
Valverde is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pisswater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pisswater misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pisswater lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Valverde.
Valverde is trying to force a seperation but Pisswater has the dominant position.
Pisswater gets through Valverde's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Valverde blocks a body shot from Pisswater. #BC2#
Valverde breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bethania Valverde is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Valverde jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valverde misses the shot to the body.
Valverde scores with a hook.
Bethania Valverde seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater moves away from the strike by Valverde. #T3#
Pisswater keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Valverde.
Valverde throws a leg kick
and Valverde takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fight stays on the outside here - Pisswater looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Valverde connects with a nice looking jab.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Valverde.
Pisswater is looking to clinch but Valverde is avoiding it.
Valverde throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pisswater moves out of range of the strikes.
Valverde is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pisswater.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Pisswater tries to clinch there but Valverde circles away. #T4#
Valverde stuns Pisswater with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Valverde scores with a nice head shot.
Valverde fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pisswater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valverde fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pisswater manages to avoid it.
Pisswater throwing a counter right hand but Valverde manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valverde misses with a hook.
Pisswater appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pisswater moves out of range as Valverde strikes.
Pisswater misses with a hook. Valverde ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Pisswater does it's job there.
Pisswater bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pisswater is looking to counter punch.
Valverde scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Valverde throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a nice body shot.
Nice defenses there by Valverde.
Valverde misses with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bethania Valverde will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bethania Valverde's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Valverde misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
A little feinted left hand from Pisswater on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Valverde fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pisswater on the side of the head.
Pisswater connects with a good right hand that stumbles Valverde. Valverde circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Valverde misses with a right hand
and Pisswater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Valverde throws an off balance right hand
and Pisswater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Valverde scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Valverde lands a jab to the nose.
Valverde throws out a powerful jab.
Valverde loads up on a big right hand but Pisswater slips the punch.#CL#
Pisswater moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater misses with a body punch.
Pisswater scores with a shoulder strike.
Valverde working hard to break the clinch.
Pisswater has a couple of punches blocked by Valverde. #T1#
Valverde stops a takedown attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater slows down the pace here. #BC2#
Valverde pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bethania Valverde seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Valverde throws a lazy body kick
and Pisswater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisswater checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A quick step to the side and Pisswater tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A head kick misses from Valverde.
Valverde moves out of range as Pisswater strikes.
A jab from Pisswater misses.
Valverde feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pisswaters jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Pisswater takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing. #T2#
Pisswater lands the left hand.#ROC#Valverde is rocked!
Valverde digs a good hook to Pisswater's body.
Valverde is still on wobbly legs! Can Pisswater finish him?
Valverde scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pisswater blocks a jab.
Pisswater half committed to a counter leg kick.
Valverde seems to have recovered his senses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Valverde.
Pisswater throwing a counter right hand but Valverde manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Valverde. Pisswater does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Pisswater moves into range and clinches up with Valverde.#BC2#
Valverde breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Valverde gets tackled into the cage by Pisswater. Pisswater maintains the clinch.
Valverde blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Valverde wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Pisswater. #T3#
Pisswater misses with a punch to the body.
Valverde wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC2#
Valverde's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Valverde fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pisswater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Valverde moves away.
Pisswater takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Valverde swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Valverde lands a really nice looking cross but Pisswater seems unphased.
A looping hook to the body misses from Valverde. Pisswater does a little dance to reset his feet.
Valverde throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.#CL#
Pisswater clinches with his opponent.
Pisswater is pushing Valverde up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pisswater misses with some punches. #T4#
Pisswater throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Pisswater fails to land.
Pisswater lands with a left to the head.
Valverde is pressed up against the cage. Pisswater has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Valverde down to the mat. Valverde avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
A cross from Valverde lands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pisswater takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Valverde lands a jab.
Valverde throws a hook to the side of Pisswater's head but Pisswater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Valverde misses with a body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Valverde darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Valverde circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bethania Valverde will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Bethania Valverde's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Pisswater on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Valverde. Valverde obviously looking to wear him down.
Pisswater keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valverde.
Pisswater avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Valverde's shoulder, as Valverde tries to avoid the shot.
Valverde swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Pisswater checks a leg kick.
Pisswater was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Valverde circles away from the clinch attempt.
Valverde swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Pisswater counter with a right hand.
A nice leg kick lands there from Valverde.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Valverde misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pisswater.
Valverde jabs at Pisswater's body.
Valverde looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Pisswater half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Valverde throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot. #T1#
Valverde avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Valverde.
Valverde fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pisswater has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Valverde turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Valverde checks a low kick from Pisswater.
Valverde dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!
Pisswater ducks under a wild hook from Valverde.
A cross from Valverde lands.
A low kick from Valverde is predictable there
and Pisswater counters with a nice body shot.
Valverde looks to throw a body kick
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Pisswater has managed to clinch.
Pisswater wants a takedown. #BC#
Pisswater breaks the clinch. #T2#
Valverde lands a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisswater doesn't manage to clinch there - Valverde circles away.
Valverde throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
Pisswater is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Valverde.
Pisswater rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Valverde counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jab by Pisswater.
An inside leg kick lands from Valverde.
Pisswater is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Valverde throws a hook but Pisswater blocks it.
Valverde takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice jab there from Pisswater.
Valverde throws a jab but it's blocked by Pisswater. #TD#
Pisswater feints and as Valverde raises his hands in defense, Pisswater changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Bethania Valverde is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Pisswater drops back, looking for a kneebar! Valverde looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Valverde looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Valverde! #REVB#
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Pisswater tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Valverde wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Pisswater wants to control but Valverde postures up.
The referee asks Valverde politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Valverde prefers to stall for the moment though.
Pisswater is looking to regain half guard here but Valverde keeps moving and retains side control. #SU2#
Valverde decides to stand back up. Valverde steps back and let's Pisswater get back to his feet.
Pisswater moves out of range of the strikes.
A low kick lands for Valverde.
Valverde fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pisswater checks it well.
As Valverde tries to get set, Pisswater tries to push him back and clinch up but Valverde manages to avoid the attempt.
Valverde tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pisswater is able to avoid easily.
Pisswater swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Valverde jabs Pisswater to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T4#
Pisswater on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pisswater tries to clinch but Valverde is having none of it.
A low kick from Valverde misses #CL#
and Pisswater holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Valverde wants to break free but Pisswater has control.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Valverde controls the action.
Pisswater lands a body punch.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pisswater gets through Valverde's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Valverde up against the cage.
Valverde blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bethania Valverde comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Valverde winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bethania Valverde!
Bethania Valverde was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: Bellicose 147
Date: Oct 08, 2022

#R1#
A left lands for Pisswater.
Dux will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pisswater leaves Dux with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Pisswater connects with a single shot there.
Dux misses with a takedown
and Pisswater counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Dux. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dux shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisswater sprawls well. Pisswater wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dux gets slowly back to his feet.#CL2#
Pisswater instigates a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dux prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Dux goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pisswater prevents it. #BC2#
Pisswater's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Frank Dux seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dux misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#T1#
Dux with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a left to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pisswater.
Dux looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL2#
Pisswater has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pisswater lands an uppercut.
Dux really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pisswater digs a right hand into Dux's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Dux's gas tank.
A right hand to the body from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with a shot to the side of Dux's head.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Pisswater has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A short left from Pisswater.
Pisswater gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dux.
Pisswater stops a takedown attempt from Dux.
Dux drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pisswater pulls his leg out and moves away.
Pisswater defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dux.
Dux with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisswater counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Dux thinking.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL2#
Pisswater drives through and clinches with Dux against the cage. #BC2#
Pisswater pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater connects with a body shot.
Dux misses with a takedown #TD2#
and Pisswater counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Pisswater.
Dux is breathing heavily.#T2#
Dux working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Dux has wrist control.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing.
Pisswater wants to control from the top but Dux keeps moving.
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dux will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dux avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater trying to move into half guard but instead Dux has managed to sweep!#REVR#
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Dux trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Pisswater has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dux can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Pisswater avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T3##SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dux defends well.
Dux stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.
Pisswater working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Dux.
Dux working some strikes from top position.#SUB2#
Pisswater looking for a triangle here. Dux is fighting it but it looks tight! Pisswater pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dux is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Natalia Pisswater!
A less than humble Natalia Pisswater misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

Event: Bellicose 132
Date: Aug 14, 2022

#R1#
A jab lands there for Pisswater.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sykora.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sykora.
Sykora swinging wildly here.
Pisswater jabs at Sykora's body.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #TD#
Sykora gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Pisswater to score an easy takedown into full guard.#SUB#
Pisswater postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Sykora is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Pisswater, into his guard. #REVB#
Pisswater managing to control the position. #SUB#
Pisswater is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Sykora is aware though and is defending well.#T1#
Sykora throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Sykora trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Pisswater working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Sykora doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Sykora manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Sykora preventing the sweep.
Pisswater seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Sykora must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Pisswater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Sykora is proving a slippery customer. #SUB#
Sykora content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Pisswater has locked up a guillotine! Pisswater's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Sykora is holding on here and Pisswater must be using up a lot of energy. Sykora has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Pisswater gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

Event: Bellicose 117
Date: Jul 02, 2022

#R1#
Pisswater misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sasaki.
Sasaki fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pisswater is out of range.
Sasaki has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A swing and a miss from Sasaki.
Sasaki lands a right hook to the body. #CL2#
Pisswater pushes Sasaki up against the cage in a clinch.
Pisswater swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Sasaki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sasaki looks to throw the jab but Pisswater is out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pisswater.
Sasaki swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pisswater counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sasaki throws a leg kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sasaki misses with a low kick.
Pisswater scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sasaki takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Pisswater throws a body shot but no joy.
Pisswater walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pisswater throws a looping overhand right but Sasaki ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater slips a straight right by Sasaki.#T1#
Sasaki takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CL2#
Sasaki gets tackled into the cage by Pisswater. Pisswater maintains the clinch. #BC#
Sasaki manages to break the clinch.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sasaki misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Sasaki does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sasaki gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Pisswater lands with a good body shot.
Pisswater takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Pisswater staying out of range there.
Sasaki misses with a low kick.
Sasaki lands with a right hand.
Pisswater moves out of range as Sasaki strikes.
Pisswater fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL2#
Pisswater has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pisswater pushes Sasaki back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Pisswater keeps control of Sasaki as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T2#
Pisswater is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sasaki gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right from Sasaki.
Pisswater lands with a short shot to the head.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pisswater.
Sasaki lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Sasaki wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pisswater is trying to drag Sasaki to the mat but Sasaki just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Pisswater is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Pee Wee Sasaki has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
Sasaki gets through Pisswater's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Sasaki on the inside.
Sasaki lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Sasaki controls his hands.
Sasaki blocking some punches.
Sasaki is leaning against Pisswater and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Pisswater makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T3#
Sasaki doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pisswater is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Sasaki gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Sasaki misses with a body punch. #BC#
Sasaki breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sasaki.
Pisswater just misses with a punch to the body.
Sasaki misses with a straight right.
Pisswater wants to counter with a clinch but Sasaki pushes him away.
Pisswater steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sasaki.
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sasaki.
Sasaki throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pisswater lands a jab to the head.
Pisswater missing with a left hand there. Sasaki was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sasaki keeps the fight on the outside.
Sasaki shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
Pisswater throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Sasaki's waist but Sasaki gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pisswater off to one side.
Pisswater lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pisswater throws a series of strikes that have Sasaki backpedaling. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#CL2#
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
Sasaki lands a hook that snaps the head of Pisswater backwards.
Sasaki blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
Sasaki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sasaki, as that shot connected. #CUT#It looks like Natalia Pisswater has been cut.
Sasaki misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch but Sasaki swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sasaki tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pisswater fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sasaki manages to avoid it.
Pisswater stuns Sasaki with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sasaki misses with an uppercut.
Sasaki uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Sasaki is looking to counter with head kicks.#CL2#
Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sasaki is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Sasaki lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pisswater.
A right hook to the body lands for Sasaki.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Natalia Pisswater's cut.
That's time! Sasaki's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Sasaki tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Sasaki misses.
Pisswater connects with a single shot there.
Pisswater shoots and misses
and Sasaki counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sasaki misses with an uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisswater blocks a head kick by Sasaki.
Sasaki jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent. #TD2#
Sasaki gets caught napping as Pisswater dives in and scores a takedown. Sasaki manages to retain guard.

Sasaki manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sasaki is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Pisswater tries to pull guard but Sasaki forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Pisswater goes for a takedown in the clinch but Sasaki prevents it.
Pee Wee Sasaki has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Natalia Pisswater.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Pisswater.
Pisswater working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Pisswater's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.#BC#
Sasaki escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T1#
A telegraphed right hand from Sasaki misses the target.
Pisswater swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pisswater takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pisswater scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisswater wants to clinch up but Sasaki keeps it at a distance.
Pisswater scores with a jab.
Pisswater on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there. #KD#
Sasaki lands a big right hand that sends Pisswater crashing to the mat! Sasaki stays standing though and waves Pisswater back to his feet!#ROC#Pisswater is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Pisswater finds it's way through Sasaki's defenses.
Pisswater is still on wobbly legs! Can Sasaki finish him?
Sasaki throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pisswater sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab lands there for Pisswater.
Pisswater seems to have recovered his senses.
Sasaki tries a head kick but it misses.
Sasaki misses with a wild body shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Pisswater blocks the leg kick.
Pisswater lands the left hand.#T2#
Sasaki looks to throw the jab but Pisswater is out of range.
Pisswater wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pisswater throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL2#
Pisswater has managed to clinch.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Sasaki uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD2#
Pisswater gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Sasaki slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Pisswater in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pisswater passes Sasaki's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Pisswater is trying to control the action in half guard but Sasaki is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Sasaki doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Sasaki doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater. #T3##SUB2#
Pisswater seems to be looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Pisswater is working for a submission of some sort.
Pisswater wants to take a breather but Sasaki is having none of it. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Pisswater is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sasaki sees it coming and defends easily.
Pisswater is looking to take a break and control but Sasaki is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sasaki avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Pisswater.
Sasaki moves into full guard.
Pisswater throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sasaki works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Pisswater makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sasaki is keeping the position for now.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Pee Wee Sasaki will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Natalia Pisswater's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R3#
Pisswater misses with a wild body shot.
Sasaki checks a low kick from Pisswater.
Sasaki connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Pisswater momentarily.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1-2. Pisswater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Sasaki.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1-2. Pisswater obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch but Sasaki swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pisswater tries to score with a low kick but Sasaki moves his leg out of the way.
Sasaki throws a solid leg kick but Pisswater takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Sasaki.
Pisswater cracks Sasaki with a good jab.
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Sasaki but Sasaki pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sasaki throws a hook to the side of Pisswater's head but Pisswater sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pisswater scores with a body shot.
Good leg kick by Sasaki.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sasaki misses with an uppercut.
Pisswater blocks a head kick by Sasaki.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pisswater! But no joy.#T1#
Sasaki waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with an uppercut that bounces Sasaki off the cage and back into range.
Sasaki looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisswater is just out of range.
Pisswater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sasaki throws a right and a left that Pisswater avoids nicely.
Pisswater catches Sasaki with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sasaki keeps the fight on the outside.
Sasaki misses with an uppercut. Pisswater saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pisswater! But no joy.
Pisswater lands a head shot.
Pisswater moves forwards but Sasaki connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Sasaki looks for the body kick but Pisswater saw that one coming.
Pisswater is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sasaki is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Pisswater defending well as Sasaki loads up on a big left hand.
Sasaki takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sasaki takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pisswater throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Sasaki counters with a series of strikes. Pisswater will be more careful next time no doubt.
Sasaki missing with a left hand there. Pisswater was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisswater tries to clinch up.
Sasaki throws the left hand but Pisswater avoids the punch easily.
Sasaki jabs Pisswater right on the nose. Pisswater blinks but takes it well.
Sasaki looks to throw the jab but Pisswater is out of range.
Sasaki swings for the body but Pisswater moves out of range.
Pisswater looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pisswater tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sasaki manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sasaki.
Sasaki looks to throw the jab but Pisswater is out of range.
Pisswater comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sasaki keeps the fight on the outside.
Pisswater ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater closes the distance but Sasaki moves to the side
and Sasaki counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T3#
Sasaki cracks Pisswater with a right hand to the side of the head.
Pisswater gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Sasaki gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Pisswater is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pee Wee Sasaki!
Pee Wee Sasaki retains his bantamweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Pee Wee Sasaki thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Bellicose 103
Date: May 28, 2022

#R1#
Hunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL#
Hunt has managed to clinch.
Hunt pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hunt content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Hunt gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Hunt effectively controlling the action here.#TD2#
Pisswater lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Pisswater is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Pisswater is looking to take a break and control but Hunt is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hunt wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater slips a nice elbow through Hunt's hands, connecting with Hunt's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hunt has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Pisswater is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #T1#
Hunt is trying to stand up here but Pisswater is controlling him well.
Pisswater tries to pass to full mount but Hunt defends it. #SUB2#
Pisswater seems to be looking for submissions.
Pisswater thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Pisswater is looking to pass Hunt's guard but actually Hunt recovers to full guard. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pisswater throws a big elbow that misses.
Pisswater in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Pisswater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hunt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hunt working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Hunt blocks nicely.
Pisswater tries to free his leg and advance position but Hunt is retaining full guard.
Hunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#ES#
Hunt manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#TD2#
Pisswater gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Pisswater throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Pisswater drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Hunt dives on top into guard.#REVR##T3#
Hunt seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Hunt has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Hunt trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pisswater striking off his back. #SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hunt gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hunt controls the pace.
Hunt looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Hunt doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Hunt manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Hunt wants to pass the guard but Pisswater is keeping the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pisswater can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hunt controls the pace.
Hunt trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Hunt fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL#
Hunt gets a clinch.
Hunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hunt effectively controlling the action here.
Hunt stalling.
Pisswater swings wildly with an uppercut but Hunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. #TD2#
Pisswater lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Pisswater is keen to just control but Hunt is a slippery customer.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Pisswater is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hunt is just riding it out for now. Pisswater eventually gives up the hold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Pisswater is working for a kimura but Hunt is defending it quite comfortably. #T1#
Pisswater wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hunt keeps working. #ES#
Hunt has one foot on Pisswater's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.#CL#
Pisswater gets tackled into the cage by Hunt. Hunt maintains the clinch. #TD2#
Pisswater tightens his grip and picks Hunt up, before dumping him to the ground. Hunt manages to land in guard.
Pisswater prevents Hunt from getting back to his feet. #SUB2#
Pisswater has gone for a leg lock! Hunt slips out almost immediately though and dives into Pisswater's guard.#REVR#
Pisswater not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T2#
Hunt is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
Hunt got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pisswater has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Hunt has managed to get both his arms back between Pisswater's legs - danger averted.
Hunt is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB2#
Pisswater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
Hunt advances position into side control!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A lull in the action here as Hunt stalls from top position.
Pisswater struggling a bit here.#T3#
A lull in the action here as Hunt stalls from top position.
Natalia Pisswater has got the better of the ground game so far.
You can see the frustration on Pisswater's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hunt controls the position from side control.
Pisswater manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Still in half guard, Hunt seems content to control.
Hunt prevents Pisswater from improving his position.
Pisswater felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Hunt is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Pisswater is pressing down on Hunt's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Hunt seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Hunt is proving a slippery customer. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Pisswater being controlled here, momentarily.
Pisswater is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB2#
Pisswater escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hunt gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Hunt stays in close to Pisswater's body and controls the position. #SUB2#
Pisswater working for a triangle but Hunt defends it easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hunt looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Pate Hunt dominated that second round.
That's time! Hunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Pisswater swats away the attempt to clinch by Hunt.
Pisswater throws an overhand right that lands on Hunt's shoulder, as Hunt tries to avoid the shot.
Hunt moves in looking to clinch but Pisswater pushes him off.
The fighters circling - Pisswater throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hunt appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Pisswater scores with a nice right hand.
Pisswater lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Pate Hunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Hunt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hunt controlling the action here for a moment.
Pisswater being controlled against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater misses with a short punch on the inside.
Hunt is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Hunt wants to stall.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Pate Hunt.
Pisswater scores with a jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#T1##CL#
Hunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #TD2#
Pisswater gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Pisswater is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hunt is just riding it out for now. Pisswater eventually gives up the hold.
Hunt keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Pisswater seems to be working for a kimura but Hunt defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hunt might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Hunt wants to get back to his feet. #T2#
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB2#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hunt has managed to free his arm - good work.
Pisswater not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pisswater prevents Hunt from standing back up.
Pisswater missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pisswater scoring with strikes to the body and head. #SUB2#
Pisswater is looking for a kimura but Hunt is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pisswater to get the leverage.
Pisswater tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hunt knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #T3#
Pisswater prevents Hunt from standing back up. #SUB2#
Pisswater is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hunt sees it coming and defends easily.#ES#
Hunt makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#CL#
Hunt darts in and clinches Pisswater up against the cage.
Pisswater misses with a hook from the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Hunt.
Hunt looking to stall.
Hunt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Pisswater.
Hunt avoiding damage.
Pisswater tries a body shot but Hunt blocks it.
Hunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.#T4#
Pisswater lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hunt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Pisswater tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Pisswater can't find room to land a body shot as Hunt controls the action.
Hunt is looking to control Pisswater's arms but Pisswater gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hunt has his back to the cage.
Pate Hunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hunt stalling in the clinch but Pisswater improves position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Pate Hunt.
Pisswater lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hunt at a distance.
Hunt tries to clinch but Pisswater is having none of it. #CL2#
Pisswater takes the fight into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hunt prevents a body shot from Pisswater.
Hunt looking to stall.
Hunt is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Hunt is trying to maintain a safe position but Pisswater gets an underhook and turns Hunt into the cage.#TD2#
Hunt is fighting off a takedown attempt but Pisswater is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Hunt to the mat. Hunt regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Pisswater accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Natalia Pisswater comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pisswater has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 28:29
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natalia Pisswater!
Natalia Pisswater tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

Event: Bellicose 95
Date: May 13, 2022

#R1#
Atkiray swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body. #TD#
Pisswater tries to sprawl but Atkiray drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Atkiray wants to take a breather but Pisswater is having none of it.
Pisswater wants to control but Atkiray is keeping busy.
We've been hearing that Atkiray has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Pisswater regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Atkiray.
Atkiray prevents Pisswater from getting back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Atkiray throws a big right hand that misses.
Atkiray controlling from the top position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Pisswater is on top in guard. #REVB##T1#
Pisswater missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pisswater looking to sit in guard and control but Atkiray gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Atkiray has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pisswater wants to sweep here but Atkiray controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Atkiray is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Our spies down at at Hare of the Dog Gym inform us that Pisswater has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Pisswater is trying to keep Atkiray in close.
Atkiray cracks Pisswater with a solid left hand.#T2#
Atkiray looking to sit in guard and control but Pisswater gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Pisswater trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Atkiray manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Pisswater manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Atkiray looking to sit in guard and control but Pisswater gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Atkiray working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Atkiray looking to control.
Atkiray is adopting a defensive guard.
Pisswater with a flurry of punches that miss. #T3##SUB2#
Pisswater is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Atkiray is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Atkiray has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Atkiray throws a big right hand that misses.
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Atkiray is stalling in the full guard.
Atkiray content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T4#
Pisswater tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Atkiray throwing strikes from guard but Pisswater blocks nicely.
Pisswater keeping moving, preventing Atkiray from controlling successfully.
Pisswater managing to control the position.
Pisswater manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Atkiray manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Atkiray is trying to control the position but Pisswater postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Atkiray manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Pisswater manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Atkiray in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Pisswater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Atkiray throws out the jab.
Pisswater is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Atkiray.
Atkiray throws a right hand that misses
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand.
Atkiray misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#TD#
Atkiray drives through with a takedown into guard.
Pisswater is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Atkiray is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater looking to control.
Pisswater is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pisswater trying to keep a closed guard but Atkiray is proving a slippery customer. #T1#
Pisswater is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Pisswater manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Atkiray manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Atkiray is controlling Pisswater's posture.
Pisswater has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Atkiray wants to sweep here but Pisswater controlling him for the moment.
Atkiray working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Pisswater.
Atkiray lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Atkiray content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T2#
Atkiray postures up.
Atkiray controls from within his opponent's guard.
Pisswater tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Atkiray working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Atkiray trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Atkiray stopping the sweep attempt from Pisswater.#SUB2#
Pisswater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Pisswater is looking to stand up but Atkiray isn't so interested in that idea.
Atkiray postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T3#
Atkiray trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Pisswater has his hands on Atkiray's head, controlling the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Temujin Atkiray overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Pisswater wants to sweep but no luck. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Atkiray slips under a jab.
Atkiray connects with the punch.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
Pisswater stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pisswater wants it to stay on the feet.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Atkiray slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Pisswater blocks a jab.#T4#
Pisswater throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Atkiray to counter with a crisp jab.
Pisswater dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pisswater blocks a jab.
Pisswater doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Atkiray lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Pisswater lands a nice shot to the body.
Pisswater is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Atkiray rather than just go for the knockout.
Pisswater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The crowd cheers as Atkiray lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pisswater doesn't seem phased though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Atkiray throws a hook but Pisswater blocks it.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pisswater with a nice cross.
Pisswater takes one on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Temujin Atkiray dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Pisswater wants to clinch.
Atkiray half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Atkiray tries for a takedown but Pisswater circles away easily
and Pisswater cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A lazy left from Pisswater finds it's target.
Atkiray is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisswater sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pisswater looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Atkiray is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Atkiray throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a left to the body.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Atkiray.
Pisswater misses with a hook
and Atkiray counters with a straight right hand.
Atkiray throws an overhand right that lands on Pisswater's shoulder, as Pisswater tries to avoid the shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.#T1#
Atkiray uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pisswater.
Atkiray appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Atkiray throws a looping overhand right but Pisswater ducks down to avoid it.
Pisswater let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pisswater sizes up Atkiray with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Pisswater drops his hands momentarily and Atkiray takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #TD#
Pisswater gets caught napping as Atkiray dives in and scores a takedown. Pisswater manages to retain guard.
Pisswater is controlling Atkiray's posture.
Pisswater controls Atkiray momentarily but Atkiray frees himself. #T2#
Pisswater preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Pisswater controls Atkiray momentarily but Atkiray frees himself.
Pisswater looking for a sweep. Not yet Pisswater, not yet.
Atkiray trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Atkiray misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Temujin Atkiray. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Atkiray is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisswater sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Atkiray has his takedown stuffed
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Pisswater misses with a body shot
and Atkiray counters with a left to the body.
Pisswater lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Atkiray.
Pisswater uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Atkiray.
Atkiray misses with a right hand
and Pisswater counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisswater lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.#ROC2#Atkiray is rocked!
Pisswater's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Atkiray connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pisswater scrambles back to his feet.
Atkiray avoids the body shot from Pisswater.
Atkiray is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisswater sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pisswater throws a hook to the side of Atkiray's head but Atkiray sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#T4##TD#
Pisswater gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Atkiray to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Pisswater is looking to stand back up but Atkiray counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Pisswater.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#REVB#
Pisswater is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Atkiray scores with a couple of nice shots.
Atkiray is thwarting Pisswater's attempts to control the position.
Atkiray is nestled in close to Pisswater, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Pisswater tries to get to full guard but Atkiray has control of the leg.
Atkiray lands with a punch from half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Natalia Pisswater.
I think Pisswater has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Natalia Pisswater!

Event: Bellicose 85
Date: Apr 09, 2022

#R1#
Chapman doesn't manage to clinch there - Pisswater circles away.
Nice sprawl there from Pisswater as Chapman shoots in.
Chapman misses with a takedown
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#It looks like Max Chapman has been cut.#CL#
Chapman has Pisswater up against the cage in a clinch.
Chapman tries to pull guard but Pisswater forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Max Chapman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short left from Pisswater. #ROC2#Chapman is rocked!
Pisswater lands a shot to the body.
Oh Chapman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A shot in the inside from Pisswater.
Pisswater scores with a shoulder strike.
Chapman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pisswater creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Chapman's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Chapman drops to his knees and Pisswater pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!

Event: HFC 118 - Babinski vs Bigg III
Date: Jan 22, 2022

#R1#
Pisswater lands a body shot.
Pisswater throws a jab when Mattressback was well out of range.
Mattressback misses with a left hand
and Pisswater counters with a nice uppercut.
Mattressback definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A left and a right from Mattressback both land. Nice combination.
Pisswater misses with a straight right.
Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mattressback.
Mattressback throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mattressback misses with a double jab.
Pisswater lands a nice shot that snaps Mattressback's head back.
Pisswater misses with a combination
and Mattressback counters with a left and a right that stings Pisswater.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mattressback swinging wildly here.
Pisswater fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#T1#
Danga de danga de dang - Mattressback scores with a four punch combination!
Mattressback takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Mattressback misses with a looping left.
Mattressback checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mattressback swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Mattressback.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Mattressback throws a hook but Pisswater avoids it easily.
Pisswater throws out a counter right but Mattressback avoids it with no problem.
Pisswater shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mattressback lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pisswater circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisswater swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mattressback rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mattressback takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mattressback throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #T2#
Mattressback looks to land a combination but Pisswater avoids it well.
Pisswater walks into a straight right hand from Mattressback.
Pisswater swinging wildly here.
Mattressback misses with a lunging right hand
and Pisswater counters with a left to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Mattressback does a little dance to reset his feet.
Madi Mattressback seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mattressback takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Mattressback throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pisswater counters with a stiff right hand. #KD2#
Pisswater waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Mattressback. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Mattressback to the canvas! Can he finish him!? #ROC2#Mattressback is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Madi Mattressback has been cut.
Pisswater landing with the ground and pound.
Oh Mattressback is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pisswater arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Mattressback's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!

Event: HFC 116 - Todd vs Nickel
Date: Jan 01, 2022

#R1#
Valverde cracks Pisswater with an open hand slap.
Valverde throws a lazy uppercut
and Pisswater counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Valverde throws a head kick but Pisswater moves out of range.
Valverde swings widly with a right hand
and Pisswater makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Valverde swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Pisswater swings widly with a right hand
and Valverde counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Valverde dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Valverde cracks a nice hook into Pisswater's ribs.
The crowd cheers as Pisswater lands an impressive looking overhand right. Valverde doesn't seem phased though.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.
A little jabbing left from Pisswater on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A solid leg kick lands there for Valverde.
Pisswater misses the shot to the body.
Bethania Valverde seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Valverde misses with a hook.#T1#
Valverde shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pisswater takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pisswater moves out of range as Valverde strikes.
Pisswater scores with a jab. Valverde acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pisswater blocks a jab.
A thudding body kick lands there by Valverde!
Pisswater has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Valverde.
Valverde fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pisswater on the side of the head.
Valverde avoids the body shot from Pisswater. #CL2#
Pisswater rushes Valverde and presses him up against the cage.
Pisswater goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pisswater misses with a body punch. #T2#
A short left from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with a right to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pisswater lands with a right to the head.
Pisswater misses with a hook from the clinch.
Valverde blocks an uppercut.
Pisswater drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Valverde gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Valverde blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pisswater tries to throw a body punch but Valverde avoids it by throwing Pisswater back against the cage.
Pisswater struggles to land a body shot inside as Valverde controls his hands.
Pisswater tries to work over Valverde's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pisswater doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #BC#
Valverde escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T3#
A big left from Valverde misses.
Valverde thows a body kick. Pisswater tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Nice jab there from Valverde.
A solid leg kick lands there for Valverde.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pisswater crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Valverde - the referee stops the clock and Pisswater gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Valverde. Pisswater manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Valverde with a nice cross.
Valverde misses with a body kick.
Pisswater is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Valverde rather than just go for the knockout.
Valverde throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Pisswater to counter with a crisp jab.
Valverde uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pisswater.
A jab from Valverde finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
Valverde looks to land a body kick but Pisswater moved away.
Pisswater is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Valverde with a body shot.#KD2#
Pisswater steps into range and cracks Valverde with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Valverde flops backwards and Pisswater dives into his guard looking to finish! #ROC2#Valverde is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Bethania Valverde has been cut.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Valverde has momentary wrist control but Pisswater slips an elbow through the middle.
Oh Valverde is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Valverde is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Valverde wants to get back to his feet but Pisswater is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Valverde seems to have got his legs back now.
Pisswater throwing strikes from guard but Valverde blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pisswater working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Valverde wants to stand up but Pisswater is controlling him.
Valverde is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at 88Fight Club Gym88.. 800pw (16 COACHES) that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Pisswater pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Valverde is keeping the position for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Natalia Pisswater will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bethania Valverde's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Valverde fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Pisswater.
Pisswater uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Valverde.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pisswater. Valverde does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pisswater tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Valverde swivels and escapes.
A jab from Valverde finds it's way through Pisswater's defenses.
Bethania Valverde is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisswater walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Pisswater fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Valverde on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater lands a slapping body shot.
Pisswater takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pisswater throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pisswater walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#T1#
Valverde attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Valverde scores with a shot to the body.
Pisswater misses with a straight right.
Valverde swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A countering left hand to the body from Pisswater misses.
Pisswater jabs at Valverde's body.
Valverde swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Valverde turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Valverde misses with a double jab
and Pisswater counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Valverde lands a jab to Pisswater's midsection.
Valverde scores with a head kick. #T2#
Pisswater tries to close the distance and clinch up but Valverde swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pisswater is trying hard to land a takedown here. Valverde sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Valverde misses with a lunging right hand
and Pisswater counters with a straight right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Valverde throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice uppercut there from Valverde.#KD2#
Pisswater drops Valverde with a big left hand and mounts him. Valverde is in big trouble!
Pisswater throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Valverde because Pisswater loaded up on that one.
Pisswater sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Pisswater throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Valverde because Pisswater loaded up on that one.
Pisswater punching from mount but Valverde doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Pisswater throwing strikes here but Valverde is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage. #T3#
Pisswater lands a couple of nice shots there from mount. #SUB2#
Pisswater is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Pisswater!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Natalia Pisswater!

Event: HFC 112 - Tonissar vs Todd II
Date: Dec 04, 2021

#R1#
Baars takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Baars throws a big shot that misses.
Pisswater throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Baars throws the left hand but Pisswater avoids the punch easily.
Baars misses with a hook. Pisswater ducked under it nicely.
Baars dips to his left and cracks Pisswater with an uppercut!#CUT2#It looks like Natalia Pisswater has been cut.
Pisswater lands a jab to the nose.#CL#
Pisswater forces Baars back against the cage and clinches.
Baars's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pisswater digs a right hand underneath Baars's ribcage. Baars let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Baars wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pisswater tries for a takedown. No joy. #BC2#
Baars breaks from the clinch.
Baars takes a shot right to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater takes a swing at Baars's ribcage but misses.
Baars doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Pisswater scores with a nice head shot.
Pisswater scores with a crisp jab that stopped Baars in his tracks.
Pisswater's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Pisswater duly obliges. #T1#
Pisswater throws a low kick but it's checked well by Baars.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Baars at a distance. #CL#
Pisswater fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Baars, pushing him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Baars.
Baars lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #TD#
Pisswater decides to pull guard.
Baars trying to control the position from guard on top but Pisswater is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pisswater seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Pisswater keeping full guard, as Baars tries to pass.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pisswater is pulling down on Baars's head. It's preventing any offense from Baars, at least for the moment.
Baars must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Pisswater bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Baars's guard. #REVR#
We've been hearing that Pisswater has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#T2#
Pisswater is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater lands a couple of elbows.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater working some strikes from top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Baars working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Pisswater doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Pisswater manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Baars tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Pisswater postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pisswater is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Pisswater is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T3#
Pisswater postures up and lands a big shot to Baars's brow.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Pisswater's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Pisswater content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Pisswater forces his way into half guard.
Baars is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pisswater scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB#
Pisswater is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Baars doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Pisswater.
Baars is looking for a sweep. Pisswater is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Pisswater working over Baars with some ground and pound. Baars looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Pisswater stops Baars from getting back to his feet.
Pisswater scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Pisswater looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Baars with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T4#
Pisswater working Baars over with strikes.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Pisswater connects with a nice short shot to Baars's temple.
Pisswater lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #ROC#Baars is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater trying to control from half guard but Baars is working away.
Pisswater looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Baars with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Baars is still in real trouble! Can Pisswater finish him?
Baars is looking to escape.
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Baars has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Pisswater is working away from the top position though.
Pisswater working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #SUB#
Baars is defending against the submission attempts here by Pisswater. #SUB#
Pisswater is trying to work for a kimura but Baars is defending well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Natalia Pisswater dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Natalia Pisswater's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Pisswater shoots in for a takedown but Baars shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Baars seems to have recovered his senses.
Pisswater swings for the body but Baars moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Baars on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pisswater lands with an overhand left.
Baars tries to work over Pisswater's front leg with a kick but Pisswater checks it.
Pisswater looks to score with a jab to the body but Baars is just out of range.#CL#
Pisswater has closed the distance and engaged Baars in a clinch.
Baars swings wildly with an uppercut but Pisswater uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Baars breaks the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Pisswater.#CL#
Pisswater darts in and clinches Baars up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Baars creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pisswater's defenses.
Baars working hard to break the clinch.
Baars has a couple of punches blocked by Pisswater.
Pisswater blocks an elbow strike.
Baars throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Baars looks to throw an elbow but misses. #TD#
Pisswater decides to pull guard. #T1#
Pisswater looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Pisswater doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Natalia Pisswater overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Baars preventing the sweep.
Pisswater is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Pisswater looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Baars punching from the bottom.
Pisswater drops an elbow to the side of Baars's head.
Pisswater lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Baars taking some punishment here, with Pisswater in his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Pisswater drops an elbow to the side of Baars's head.
Pisswater has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ground and pound from Pisswater.
Pisswater lands with a punch from half guard.
Pisswater passes to side control.
Pisswater lands an elbow.
Baars is looking to reverse the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pisswater is chipping away with strikes.
Baars really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pisswater. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Baars is trying to buck Pisswater off.#SUB#
Pisswater is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Baars is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Baars takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Pisswater working the head and body with strikes. #T3#
Pisswater lands a strong strike to the head of Baars. That's dazed him! Pisswater looking to finish here. Baars is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Pisswater lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Natalia Pisswater!

Event: HFC 100 - Bigg vs Chunks
Date: Sep 25, 2021

#R1#
Pisswater throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisswater darts in trying to clinch#TD2#
and Wulf counters with a takedown into side control.
Pisswater wants to get back to his feet but Wulf is dominant here and he's now got Pisswater's back!
Pisswater knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wulf on the ground.
Wulf avoiding Pisswater 's attempts to control his hands.
Wulf lands a shot to the body.
Wulf has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Pisswater.
Pisswater takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wulf scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Pisswater is looking for a way out.
Wulf lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Wulf.
Wulf avoiding Pisswater 's attempts to control his hands.
Pisswater is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Hare of the Dog Gym, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Wulf has Pisswater flattened out and is raining down punches. #T1#
Pisswater is trying to get back to his feet but Wulf has full control of the position and if anything, Pisswater has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Pisswater trying to control the hands but Wulf breaks the grip.
Pisswater can't escape the position.
Pisswater biding his time here by controlling the hands, looking to escape.
So, who will make the next big move? In this position it could be crucial.
Wulf is punishing Pisswater with strikes - can he finish him?!
Wulf is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Pisswater. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.#T2#
Wulf lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Pisswater.
Pisswater looking very determined here, making life difficult for Wulf.
Pisswater is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Wulf.
Wulf is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Wulf is hanging on to Pisswater's back as he tries to escape.
Wulf scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Wulf is hanging on to Pisswater's back as he tries to escape. #T3#
Wulf is trying to stick to Pisswater's back but Pisswater is turning into Wulf. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Wulf's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Pisswater.
Wulf is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Wulf has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Pisswater won't allow Wulf to sweep him here.
Wulf keeps trying to improve his position.
Pisswater postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Pisswater is looking to work some ground and pound but Wulf has wrist control.
Pisswater has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Pisswater wants to stand and escape but instead Wulf has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
Wulf postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wulf lands a couple of digs.
Wulf trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T4#
Wulf working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Pisswater controls Wulf momentarily but Wulf frees himself.
Wulf won't allow Pisswater to sweep him here.
Wulf distracts Pisswater with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Wulf working some strikes from top position.
Wulf sitting in guard here, content to control.
Wulf trying to control but Pisswater is working from the bottom.
Wulf postures up and lands a big shot to Pisswater's brow.
Wulf working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Pisswater's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wulf with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Minerva Wulf dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Pisswater throws a body punch but Wulf moves out of range.
Wulf dives in and grabs Pisswater's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pisswater pushes down on Wulf's head and hops out.#TD2#
Pisswater gets caught napping as Wulf dives in and scores a takedown. Pisswater manages to retain guard.
Pisswater lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Wulf is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Pisswater defends well.
Pisswater preventing the sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisswater throws a big right hand that misses.
Wulf keeping moving, preventing Pisswater from controlling successfully.
Pisswater connects with a couple of short punches.#T1#
Pisswater won't allow Wulf to sweep him here.
Minerva Wulf has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pisswater throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wulf looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisswater is one step ahead there.
Wulf throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Wulf keeping full guard, as Pisswater tries to pass.
Pisswater trying to control the position from guard on top but Wulf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Wulf has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Wulf is on top in guard. #REVB#
Pisswater looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T2#
Wulf content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Wulf working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Pisswater wants to sweep here but Wulf controlling him for the moment.
Pisswater is working hard here to advance position.
Wulf looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wulf lands a couple of elbows.#T3#
Wulf lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Wulf working some strikes from top position.
Wulf slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Wulf tries to advance to mount but Pisswater denies him.
Pisswater looks to move to half guard but instead Wulf has passed into mount! Damn!
Wulf is landing with some decent strikes but Pisswater is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Pisswater gets back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Wulf lands a nice short elbow.
Wulf slips a nice elbow through Pisswater's hands, connecting with Pisswater's forehead.#T4#
Pisswater is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Wulf scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wulf working over Pisswater with some ground and pound. Pisswater looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Wulf lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Wulf controlling the action here.
Pisswater wants to improve his position but Wulf is controlling well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Wulf seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pisswater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wulf scoring with strikes to the body and head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Minerva Wulf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Wulf slips under a jab.
Natalia Pisswater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisswater wants to clinch#TD2#
and Wulf counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Pisswater!
Pisswater takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Wulf gets to mount! Pisswater was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
A nice elbow there by Wulf.
Wulf lands with some strikes.
Wulf lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Pisswater hang on?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisswater is in a horrible position here. Wulf smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Wulf has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Pisswater's face. #T1#
Wulf looking to control and managing it successfully.
Wulf trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Pisswater working to try and regain half guard.
Wulf lands a heavy elbow.
Pisswater can't escape the position.
Minerva Wulf is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Pisswater tries to hold on but Wulf postures up.
Wulf controlling from mount.
Wulf prevents Pisswater from getting the reversal.
Wulf connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Wulf controlling from mount.
Pisswater wants to hold on but Wulf pushes him away.
Natalia Pisswater has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Wulf controlling the pace for now.
Wulf unloading with bombs!
Wulf looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Pisswater tries to reverse the position but Wulf maintains control.
Wulf controlling his opponent.
Pisswater wants to control but Wulf is having none of it.
Wulf connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Pisswater is desperately trying to improve his position but Wulf has a good base and remains in mount.
Wulf scoring with strikes but Pisswater is staying in there. #T4#
Wulf lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Wulf tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Pisswater is wriggling around trying to escape.
Wulf controlling his opponent.
Wulf dominating with strikes here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wulf putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Pisswater really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Minerva Wulf comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Wulf winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Minerva Wulf!
A victorious Minerva Wulf thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: Backboner
Date: May 18, 2021

#R1##TD#
Backup Pisswater shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Natasha Pisswater napping and manages to drive through into side control!

Natasha Pisswater explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Natasha Pisswater tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Backup Pisswater manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Backup Pisswater closes the distance and clinches.
Natasha Pisswater fails to pull the fight into his guard. #TD#
Backup Pisswater pulls Natasha Pisswater into guard.
Natasha Pisswater stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Backup Pisswater swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Natasha Pisswater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Natasha Pisswater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Backup Pisswater is looking to sweep but instead, Natasha Pisswater has passed into half guard.
Backup Pisswater desperately trying to maintain half guard. #T1#
Backup Pisswater pushes Natasha Pisswater off looking to stand but Natasha Pisswater dives back in and keeps control. #SUB2#
Natasha Pisswater seems to be working for a kimura but Backup Pisswater defends the submission attempt.
Backup Pisswater trying to control from the bottom. #SUB#
Backup Pisswater actively working from the bottom here.
Backup Pisswater trying to hold on to Natasha Pisswater's head to control him but Natasha Pisswater postures up. #SUB#
Backup Pisswater is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Natasha Pisswater pulls his head out easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Backup Pisswater gets back to full guard.
Backup Pisswater working a defensive guard here.
Natasha Pisswater engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Nice sprawl there from Backup Pisswater as Natasha Pisswater shoots in.#TD#
Backup Pisswater closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Backup Pisswater lands in his opponent's guard.#SUB#
Backup Pisswater has gone for a leg lock! Natasha Pisswater slips out almost immediately though and dives into Backup Pisswater's guard.#REVB#

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Natasha Pisswater.
I think Natasha Pisswater has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 9:10
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 9:10
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Natasha Pisswater!

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