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Event:
GFC New Years
Date: Jan 01, 2022 |
#R1#
Cheese misses with a body shot
#KD#
and Jabbanator counters with a nice right hand that sends Cheese toppling to the canvas! Cheese scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Jabbanator finish him?!#ROC#Cheese is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Goat Cheese has been cut.
Cheese pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Cheese has eaten all the pies!
Jabbanator avoids the head kick by Cheese.
Cheese tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jabbanator was well out of range. Poor timing from Cheese.#KD#
Jabbanator cracks Cheese with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cheese looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Jabbanator finish him?
Cheese is still on wobbly legs! Can Jabbanator finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Are you kidding me?! Jabbanator ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Cheese clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ze Jabbanator!
Our winner, Ze Jabbanator, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
GFC 16 - Kable vs. Lee
Date: Oct 30, 2021 |
#R1#
A slapping body kick lands there for Hakimi.
Zied Hakimi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hakimi moves out of range as Cheese strikes.
Hakimi lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CUT#It looks like Goat Cheese has been cut.
Hakimi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hakimi misses with a double jab
#TD2#
and Cheese counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Cheese cracks Hakimi with a solid left hand.#SUB2#
Cheese is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Hakimi is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Hakimi has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Hakimi prevents Cheese from getting back to his feet.
Hakimi pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cheese is keeping the position for now.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Cheese looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Cheese looking for a triangle here. Hakimi is fighting it but it looks tight! Cheese pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Hakimi is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Goat Cheese! |
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Event:
GFC 11 - Cable vs. Fisticuffs
Date: Sep 25, 2021 |
#R1#
Hakimi throws out a powerful jab.
Cheese could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A left lands for Hakimi.#CUT2#It looks like Goat Cheese has been cut.
Cheese looks to score with a jab to the body but Hakimi is just out of range.
Zied Hakimi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hakimi throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
#TD#
and Cheese counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cheese.
Hakimi looking for a sweep. Not yet Hakimi, not yet.
Cheese content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Cheese scoring with some ground and pound.
Cheese is working Hakimi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB#
Cheese drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Cheese jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Cheese distracts Hakimi with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Cheese is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Cheese is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Cheese postures up.
#SUB2#
Hakimi has his foot on Cheese's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Cheese works his way back into a safe position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Cheese is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Hakimi is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cheese defends well.#T1#
Hakimi has momentary wrist control but Cheese slips an elbow through the middle.
Cheese passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Cheese has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB#
Cheese tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Cheese tries for a kimura but Hakimi is defending well.
Hakimi is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Cheese is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Hakimi is just riding it out for now. Cheese eventually gives up the hold. #SUB#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hakimi sees it coming and defends easily.#T2##SUB#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hakimi sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Hakimi is defending against the submission attempts here by Cheese.
#SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hakimi is looking for a sweep. Cheese is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Cheese seems to be working for a kimura but Hakimi defends the submission attempt.
Hakimi wants to get back to full guard.#T3#
Cheese drops an elbow to the side of Hakimi's head. #SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Cheese wants to work for an arm triangle but Hakimi is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hakimi trying to control from the bottom.
#SUB#
Cheese is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Hakimi doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cheese. #SUB#
Cheese looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
#SUB2#
Hakimi is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cheese pulls his head out easily. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB#
Cheese is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Hakimi is defending against the submission attempts here by Cheese.
#SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Hakimi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hakimi sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Hakimi is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cheese pulls his head out easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cheese prevents Hakimi from improving his position.#SUB#
Cheese is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Hakimi defends it well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Cheese dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Goat Cheese's cut.
That's time! Cheese's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Cheese pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hakimi moves away.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cheese is defended easily by Hakimi.
Hakimi scores with a jab. Cheese acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hakimi can do to turn this around?
Cheese throws a hook but Hakimi blocks it.
Hakimi tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Hakimi throws a head kick but Cheese moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese throws the left hand but Hakimi avoids the punch easily.
Hakimi cracks a nice hook into Cheese's ribs.
Hakimi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cheese misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hakimi.
#T1#
Hakimi stuns Cheese with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hakimi delivers a nice body kick.
Zied Hakimi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#KD2#
Hakimi lands a big head kick that sends Cheese tumbling to the mat! Hakimi takes a step backwards and waves Cheese back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Hakimi! Cheese is out on his feet! Hakimi rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Cheese is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Cheese is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zied Hakimi! |
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Event:
GFC 7 - Summer Flame
Date: Aug 21, 2021 |
#R1#
Andros tries to clinch but Cheese moves out of range.
Cheese changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Cheese tries a head kick but it misses.
We've been informed that Andros has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Cheese circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cheese is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Andros.
Andros with the inside leg kick.
Andros tries to close the distance and clinch but Cheese swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL2#
Andros has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cheese takes a knee to the side of the body.
Cheese is trying to force a seperation but Andros has the dominant position.
Andros stops a takedown attempt from Cheese.
Andros landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cheese is breathing heavily.
Andros blocks the elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Andros. #CUT2#It looks like Goat Cheese has been cut.
Andros lands a nice elbow.
Andros blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cheese can't get the takedown.
Cheese is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Andros gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
We've been hearing reports that Cheese has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Goat Cheese. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Andros lands an elbow inside that Cheese shrugs off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Andros scores with a knee to the head.
Andros using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Andros lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#Goat Cheese's cut is getting worse.
Andros lands an elbow inside. #T1#
Andros lands an elbow that stopped Cheese in his tracks for a moment.
Andros lands a damaging elbow. #CUT2#Goat Cheese's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice elbow from Andros.
Cheese could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Andros obliges.
Knees in the clinch landing for Andros.
Knees to the body from Andros.
Andros unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Andros landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Andros using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Andros unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cheese lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Knees to the body from Andros.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Andros obliges.
Andros creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Cheese's defenses. #CUT2#Jeez, Goat Cheese's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Goat Cheese's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nick Andros! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 04, 2021 |
#R1#
Cheese connects with a body shot that sends Schlong's belly button to the back.#TD#
Schlong fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cheese sprawls well initially but Schlong persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Cheese has eaten all the pies!
Cheese looks like he's trying to stand up.
#ES2#
Cheese has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Schlong is on him like a limpet, forcing Cheese back against the cage.
Cheese is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Schlong is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Cheese.
Cheese lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cheese lands a body shot.
Cheese working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schlong gets underhooks to prevent Cheese's takedown attempt.
Cheese working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cheese swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC2#
Cheese breaks from the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Cheese.
Cheese connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cheese fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#T1#
Schlong tries to clinch up.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cheese dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheese misses the shot to the body.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but Cheese shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong tries to clinch but Cheese is having none of it.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Cheese fails with a takedown attempt.
Cheese connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Cheese shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Schlong is trying to defend but Cheese finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#T2##SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Cheese wants to pass the guard but Schlong is defending well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Cheese is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Schlong has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Schlong sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Cheese is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#T3##SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Schlong still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Schlong has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Cheese pushes Schlong away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Schlong gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cheese keeps working.
Cheese is trying to buck Schlong off.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese is looking for a sweep.
Cheese wants to get back to his feet but Schlong drags him back down.
Schlong trying to control the position but Cheese is working away.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cheese can do anything to dispel that myth.#T4#
Cheese wants to get back to his feet but Schlong drags him back down.
Cheese tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position.
Cheese taking punishment in the form of punches.
Schlong trying to control the action but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Schlong is really struggling to control Cheese but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Cheese is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Schlong has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Cheese is trying to improve his position.
Cheese is trying to buck Schlong off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Cheese dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Cheese displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schlong.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schlong moves to clinch but Cheese breaks away #TD2#
and Cheese counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cheese.
Cheese throwing strikes from guard but Schlong blocks nicely.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Cheese tries to pass.
Cheese throwing strikes but missing.
Schlong looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cheese is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but Cheese has managed to sneak the leg through.
Cheese working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Cheese tries to pass the half guard into mount. Schlong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Schlong sees it coming and defends easily.#T1#
Cheese missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Cheese looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Cheese is very close to passing his half guard.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Cheese looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
#SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Schlong slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Cheese won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Cheese has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese is trying to stand back up but Schlong is controlling him
Cheese is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Cheese won't allow it.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
Schlong slips a nice elbow through Cheese's hands, connecting with Cheese's forehead.
Cheese moves into full guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Cheese working for submissions but it's allowed Schlong to get to half guard.
Cheese wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Cheese showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3##TD#
Schlong fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cheese sprawls well initially but Schlong persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese tries to kick Schlong off but Schlong keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Cheese is having none of it.
Schlong stops Cheese from getting back to his feet.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese pushes Schlong off looking to stand but Schlong dives back in and keeps control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Schlong drives through with a takedown into guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom. #ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Cheese manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#T1#
Cheese can't break the clinch.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Cheese on the inside.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
#BC#
Schlong breaks from the clinch.
Schlong shoots in for a double leg but Cheese sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Schlong.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Schlong shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Cheese scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SUB2#
Cheese is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Schlong looks calm but he's in trouble here. Cheese gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Schlong is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Cheese lets go of the hold and Schlong can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Goat Cheese! |
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