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Event:
TSGC 2
Date: Jul 11, 2021 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Massive Schlong! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Jake Paul!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Roger Salmon and Chris Saunders.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Schlong.
Schlong tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD2#
and Paul decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Schlong's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Schlong (0) vs (2) Paul
Schlong seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Paul controls from within his opponent's guard.
Let's hope that Paul has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Schlong looking to hit a scissor sweep but Paul is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Paul controls from within his opponent's guard.
Paul pushing down on Schlong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #T1#
Schlong is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Paul is taking a breather. Schlong says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions off his back.
Schlong is looking to control Paul's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?#T2#
Schlong trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (5) Paul
Paul wants to take his opponent's back but Schlong doesn't allow it.
Schlong is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Paul has hold of Schlong's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Schlong manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
#SUB2#
Paul has hold of Schlong's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Schlong manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
#SUB2#
Paul looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead. #T3#
Schlong tries to hold on but Paul postures up.
Schlong is trying desperately to improve position.
Paul tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Schlong is trying desperately to improve position.#T4##SUB2#
Paul with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Schlong regains half guard.
Schlong tries to roll over but Paul keeps him under control.
Paul passes into side control, despite Schlong's attempt to control the position.
Score +3 for passing guard: Schlong (0) vs (8) Paul
Schlong prevents Paul from moving into mount. #T5#
Schlong sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong is trying to control but can't.
Paul is controlling the pace.
Schlong is looking for a sweep. Paul is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Schlong is looking to control Paul's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?#T6#
Schlong is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Paul is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#SUB2#
Paul is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Schlong tries to get to full guard but Paul has control of the leg.
Paul content to control rather than advance. #T7#
Schlong wants to control but Paul is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Paul trying to control the pace.
Schlong on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Schlong tries to get out of the position.
Schlong is staying active underneath Paul, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Paul is very close to passing his half guard.
Paul trying to pass the guard but Schlong defending well.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
#T8#
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Paul perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.
Paul is thwarting Schlong's attempts to control the position.
Paul wants to advance to full mount but Schlong doesn't think that's going to happen and regains full guard instead.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck. #T9#
Schlong looking to control.
#SUB#
Paul avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Paul won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Paul content to stall in guard here. #T10##SUB#
Schlong escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Paul gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Paul trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Schlong looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Paul avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Paul stays in close to Schlong's body and controls the position. #T11#
Paul won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Paul seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Schlong is trying to hold Paul in close to prevent damage but Paul has managed to pass into half guard.
#T12#
Schlong wants to control but Paul is keeping busy.
Paul performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Schlong is looking to control Paul's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Schlong avoid being mounted?
Paul performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T13#
Schlong trying to control but Paul postures up.
Well,Schlong is on his way to losing a decision here. Can he use his experience to pull something off in the closing minutes?
Paul trying to control the pace. #SUB2#
Paul seems to be working for a kimura but Schlong defends the submission attempt.
Paul is pressing down on Schlong's thigh, looking to free his foot. Schlong is holding on for now. #T14#
Paul is trying to control. Schlong wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Schlong is looking to improve his position.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Paul in particular looking to stall.#SUB#
Schlong looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
And that's the end of the fight!
Paul wins on points by 8 to 0. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 04, 2021 |
#R1#
Cheese connects with a body shot that sends Schlong's belly button to the back.#TD#
Schlong fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cheese sprawls well initially but Schlong persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Cheese has eaten all the pies!
Cheese looks like he's trying to stand up.
#ES2#
Cheese has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Schlong is on him like a limpet, forcing Cheese back against the cage.
Cheese is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Schlong is breathing heavily.
A shot in the inside from Cheese.
Cheese lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cheese lands a body shot.
Cheese working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Schlong gets underhooks to prevent Cheese's takedown attempt.
Cheese working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cheese swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
#BC2#
Cheese breaks from the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Cheese.
Cheese connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cheese fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#T1#
Schlong tries to clinch up.
Schlong takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Cheese dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cheese misses the shot to the body.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but Cheese shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Schlong fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Schlong tries to clinch but Cheese is having none of it.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Cheese fails with a takedown attempt.
Cheese connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Schlong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Cheese shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Schlong is trying to defend but Cheese finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#T2##SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Cheese wants to pass the guard but Schlong is defending well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Cheese is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Schlong has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Schlong sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB2#
Cheese is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
#T3##SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura. It's pretty deep but Schlong still has the half guard so he's probably OK. Oh, Schlong has exploded into a beautiful escape there and after a quick scramble, he's ended up in side control on top! Nice work!
Cheese pushes Schlong away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Schlong gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Schlong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cheese keeps working.
Cheese is trying to buck Schlong off.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese is looking for a sweep.
Cheese wants to get back to his feet but Schlong drags him back down.
Schlong trying to control the position but Cheese is working away.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cheese can do anything to dispel that myth.#T4#
Cheese wants to get back to his feet but Schlong drags him back down.
Cheese tries to bench press Schlong off him but Schlong keeps the position.
Cheese taking punishment in the form of punches.
Schlong trying to control the action but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Schlong is really struggling to control Cheese but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Cheese is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Schlong has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Cheese is trying to improve his position.
Cheese is trying to buck Schlong off.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Cheese dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Cheese displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schlong.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Schlong moves to clinch but Cheese breaks away #TD2#
and Cheese counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cheese.
Cheese throwing strikes from guard but Schlong blocks nicely.
Schlong keeping full guard, as Cheese tries to pass.
Cheese throwing strikes but missing.
Schlong looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cheese is pushing down on Schlong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Schlong is fighting to maintain full guard but Cheese has managed to sneak the leg through.
Cheese working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Cheese tries to pass the half guard into mount. Schlong knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB2#
Cheese is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Schlong sees it coming and defends easily.#T1#
Cheese missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Cheese looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Schlong wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura here.
Schlong is trying to maintain the position but Cheese is very close to passing his half guard.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Cheese looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
#SUB2#
Cheese is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Cheese is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Schlong slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Cheese won't allow Schlong to sweep him here.
Cheese has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schlong is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese is trying to stand back up but Schlong is controlling him
Cheese is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Schlong is looking to advance position but Cheese won't allow it.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
Schlong slips a nice elbow through Cheese's hands, connecting with Cheese's forehead.
Cheese moves into full guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Schlong avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Cheese working for submissions but it's allowed Schlong to get to half guard.
Cheese wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Cheese showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3##TD#
Schlong fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cheese sprawls well initially but Schlong persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese tries to kick Schlong off but Schlong keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Schlong wants to take a breather but Cheese is having none of it.
Schlong stops Cheese from getting back to his feet.
Schlong is looking to take a break and control but Cheese is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Cheese pushes Schlong off looking to stand but Schlong dives back in and keeps control.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Schlong drives through with a takedown into guard.
Schlong trying to control but Cheese is working from the bottom. #ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Cheese manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#T1#
Cheese can't break the clinch.
Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Cheese on the inside.
Cheese missing with knees to the body.
#BC#
Schlong breaks from the clinch.
Schlong shoots in for a double leg but Cheese sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Schlong.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Schlong shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Massive Schlong. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Cheese scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SUB2#
Cheese is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Schlong looks calm but he's in trouble here. Cheese gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Schlong is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Cheese lets go of the hold and Schlong can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Goat Cheese! |
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