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Event:
Bellicose - Howard vs Taylor
Date: Jan 09, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Funny shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Funny was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Strakapoud regains half guard.
Strakapoud manages to get to full guard.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Funny defends well.
Funny has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB2#
Strakapoud working for a triangle but Funny defends it easily.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Funny doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Funny manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Strakapoud is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Funny is aware though and is defending well.
Funny looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Funny won't allow Strakapoud to sweep him here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funny working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Strakapoud's head.
Funny postures up and lands a big shot to Strakapoud's brow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Strakapoud looking for a sweep. Not yet Strakapoud, not yet. #T1##SUB2#
Funny avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Funny defends well.
Funny trying to control but Strakapoud is working from the bottom.
Funny working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Strakapoud's head.
Funny distracts Strakapoud with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Funny is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Funny passes into half guard.
Funny is nestled in close to Strakapoud, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Funny lands strikes from half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Funny lands a nice short elbow.
Well, if Funny is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Strakapoud is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Funny's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Funny's back!#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
You can see the frustration on Funny's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
#SUB2#
Funny defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Strakapoud's arms.
You can see the frustration on Funny's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Funny defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Funny trying to control the action but Strakapoud just sinks the hooks in. #SUB2#
Strakapoud patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB2#
Strakapoud looking for the choke but no joy.
I really don't envy Funny right now.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
#T3#
Funny is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud is looking for the choke from the back position but Funny is controlling his hands well.
Strakapoud gets his hands free as Funny looks to control.
Funny can't escape the position.
#SUB2#
Funny defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
#SUB2#
Strakapoud patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB2#
Strakapoud is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Funny has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #SUB2#
Strakapoud working for a choke but Funny reverses nicely into Strakapoud 's guard.
Funny lands a couple of elbows.#T4#
Funny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Strakapoud's head.
Funny wants to control from the top but Strakapoud keeps moving. #SUB2#
Funny is posturing up here but Strakapoud has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Funny tries to roll out but it's too tight and Funny has to tap! Slick submission there by Strakapoud!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Stanislav Strakapoud! |
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Event:
Bellicose - Daverio vs Girith
Date: Dec 03, 2021 |
#R1#
Funny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jab from McCoy.
McCoy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McCoy throws a nice head kick!
McCoy throws a shot to the body.
McCoy has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Nice shot by McCoy.
McCoy displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
McCoy is looking to slow Funny down with leg kicks.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McCoy lunges at Funny with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Funny's hand.
McCoy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McCoy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McCoy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
McCoy's corner calls for a 1-2. McCoy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Funny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Funny walks into a straight right hand from McCoy.#T1#
McCoy lands with a hook. Funny tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Good leg kick by McCoy.
A chopping leg kick lands by McCoy.
McCoy lands a glancing blow to the side of Funny's head.
Funny on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McCoy. McCoy obviously looking to wear him down.
McCoy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Funny at a distance.
McCoy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Hank McCoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Funny takes one to the side of the head.
McCoy lands with a kick to the temple. Funny shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hank McCoy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Funny walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McCoy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Funny had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Funny fails with the takedown.
McCoy throws a good cross that connects.
#T2#
McCoy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Funny doesn't seem bothered though.
McCoy throws a right and a left that Funny avoids nicely.
McCoy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Good exchange - McCoy coming out on top.
McCoy sizes up Funny with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McCoy lands with an overhand left.
McCoy works the jab nicely.
McCoy scores with a jab. Funny acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McCoy scores with a three punch combo!
McCoy lands a nice looking kick to the body. Funny takes a step back to recover.
McCoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T3#
Funny takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McCoy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McCoy lands the left hand.
McCoy lands with a good body shot.
McCoy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Funny takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McCoy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A left lands for McCoy.
No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Funny half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
McCoy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy scores with the left hand. Funny knows he should have avoided that one.
McCoy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
#T4#
McCoy works the jab nicely.
McCoy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
McCoy lands a jab to Funny's midsection.
McCoy scores with a nice head shot.
McCoy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A jab lands there for McCoy.
McCoy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Funnys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
McCoy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
McCoy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McCoy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Funny takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hank McCoy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
McCoy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McCoy lands a two punch combo.
#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Funny. #ES2#
McCoy bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Hank McCoy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Funny walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Good shot there by McCoy.
A slapping leg kick lands for McCoy.
McCoy connects with a crisp jab.
McCoy lands a lovely overhand right.
McCoy scores with a decent looking hook.
McCoy moves into range and connects with a jab. #T1#
McCoy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McCoy throws a combination. Funny tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Funny tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McCoy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCoy fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Funny on the side of the head.
Funny looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Funny is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
McCoy with a nice calf kick.
Funny definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McCoy thuds his right hand into Funny's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Funny walks into a straight right hand from McCoy.
McCoy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Funny stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCoy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McCoy lands a nice shot that snaps Funny's head back.
McCoy scores with a nice head shot.#T2#
McCoy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Funny manages to avoid it.
Funny tries to counter with a takedown but McCoy is quick to defend against it.
McCoy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McCoy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
McCoy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Funny has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McCoy misses with a head kick.
McCoy cracks a nice hook into Funny's ribs.
McCoy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Funny.
McCoy scores with a leg kick.
Funny moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Funny fails with a takedown attempt. #T3#
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Funny crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McCoy - the referee stops the clock and Funny gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McCoy. Funny manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
McCoy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Funny.
Funny walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheers as McCoy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Funny doesn't seem phased though.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Funny is defended easily by McCoy.
McCoy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McCoy scores with a leg kick.
Nice body kick from McCoy.
McCoy connects with a solid leg kick. #T4#
McCoy lands a really nice looking cross but Funny seems unphased.
Funny takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Funny fails with the takedown.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McCoy! But no joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Doug Funny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Funny has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Funny there as he acknowledges the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Decent striking displayed by McCoy there.
McCoy connects with a nice looking jab.
Funny takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nice shot lands for McCoy.
McCoy lands with a slapping head kick.
No joy there for McCoy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Hank McCoy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
McCoy works the jab nicely.
A slapping body kick lands there for McCoy.
Funny has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jab by McCoy.
Funny closes this distance looking for a takedown but McCoy circles away.
Funny has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from McCoy finds it's way round the side to connect with Funny's head.
McCoy lands a leg kick that knocks Funny off balance momentarily.
A lazy left from McCoy finds it's target.
McCoy throws a head kick but Funny moves out of range.
Funny appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
McCoy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Funny.
Funny attempts a counter takedown but McCoy avoids it well and moves away.
McCoy lands with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCoy scores with the left hand. Funny knows he should have avoided that one. #T1#
McCoy thumps Funny with a low kick.
McCoy lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McCoy.
A punch lands to the side of Funny 's head but he takes it in his stride.
McCoy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McCoy fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Funny has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McCoy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#TD#
Funny looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McCoy!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Funny lands a decent elbow from side control.
Funny lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McCoy down.
Funny controlling from side mount.
Funny lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McCoy down.
#T2#
Funny working the ground and pound.
McCoy is not content to let Funny control the position.
Doug Funny overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McCoy pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funny scores with punches from side control.
Funny cracks McCoy with a big right hand but McCoy just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Funny scoring with punches and elbows.
McCoy is trying to buck Funny off.#T3#
Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy.
McCoy pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Funny scores with punches from side control.
McCoy is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy.
McCoy takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McCoy tries to escape but Funny is in control. #T4#
Funny landing strikes.
McCoy is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Funny in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Funny wants to control but McCoy is keeping him busy.
Funny in side control lands a decent elbow.
Funny trying to control the action but McCoy is working from the bottom.
McCoy wants to get back to his feet but Funny drags him back down.
McCoy is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#ES2#
McCoy throws Funny to one side and escapes!
McCoy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Funnys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doug Funny has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hank McCoy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Funny takes one to the side of the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hank McCoy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McCoy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 25:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 25:30
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank McCoy!
After winning the bout, Hank McCoy thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
Bellicose - Kabore vs Bayo
Date: Oct 31, 2021 |
#R1#
Victors tests Funny's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT2#It looks like Doug Funny has been cut.
Victors digs a good hook to Funny's body.
Nice defenses there by Funny.
Nice cross by Victors.
Victors misses with a left hand #TD#
and Funny counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Funny takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Funny is looking to take a break and control but Victors is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Funny has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Victors is trying to stand.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Funny trying to control from half guard but Victors is working away.
Victors really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Funny. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Funny slips a nice elbow through Victors's hands, connecting with Victors's forehead.
Victors tries to kick Funny off but Funny keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Funny has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Victors is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#T1#
Funny lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Ground and pound from Funny.
Funny wants to control but Victors is keeping him busy.
Funny landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Funny slips a nice elbow through Victors's hands, connecting with Victors's forehead.
Funny tries to pass to full mount but Victors defends it.
Funny is trying to control the action in half guard but Victors is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Funny stops Victors from getting back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funny lands strikes from half guard.
Funny prevents Victors from standing back up.
#ES2#
Victors kicks off Funny and gets to his feet. #T2#
Victors throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Funny half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Victors misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nigel Victors seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Victors connects with a looping right hand.
Funny misses with a takedown attempt - Victors sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Funny keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Victors.
Funny takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Funny gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Victors misses with a combination
#TD#
and Funny decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Victors's guard.
Victors is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Funny working some strikes from top position.#T3##ES2#
Victors is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Funny presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Funny looking for a takedown.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows. #TD#
Funny has clasped his hands together around Victors's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Victors is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Funny cracks Victors with an elbow. That is naaassty.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Funny trying to control the position but Victors is working away.
Victors pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Funny scoring with punches from side control.
Victors is trying to escape the position but Funny is controlling the position.
Funny cracks Victors with a big elbow.
Victors is pushing Funny's head away, looking to escape. Funny manages to hold on to the position though.#T4#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A lull in the action here.
Victors is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Funny is controlling him well.
Funny lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Funny works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Funny lands a nice forearm strike.
Victors trying to remain calm as Funny controls from the top position.
Funny trying to control the action but Victors is working from the bottom.
Victors takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Victors is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Doug Funny will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Doug Funny's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Victors lands a jab to the nose.
Victors tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD#
and Funny counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Victors pushes Funny off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Nigel Victors is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Victors throws a nice looking combination but Funny bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Victors's corner calls for a 1-2. Victors obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Victors lands with a straight right. Funny didn't see that one coming.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Victors tries to clinch up but Funny circles away and keeps his distance.
Funny attempts a counter takedown but Victors avoids it well and moves away.
Victors throws an overhand right that lands on Funny's shoulder, as Funny tries to avoid the shot.
Victors fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Funny manages to avoid it.
Funny appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Funny takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Victors throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Funny stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.#T1#
Victors lands with a hook. Funny tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Funny takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Victors throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Funny counters with a single leg into guard. Victors didn't expect that.
Funny trying to control the position from guard on top but Victors is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Victors wants to get back to his feet but Funny is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Funny advances to half guard.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Funny works his way into full mount!
Funny raining down hammerfists from mount.
Victors is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
#T2#
Funny is in the full mount, landing strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Victors is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Funny lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Victors hang on?
Funny working the ground and pound effectively.
#ROC#Victors is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Nigel Victors has been cut.
Funny lands a big elbow.
Victors is still in real trouble! Can Funny finish him?
Victors is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Funny postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Victors badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Funny around the waist but Funny pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Funny is the winner by TKO! Funny jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
Doug Funny thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
NYCL Fight Night (6)
Date: Sep 29, 2021 |
#R1#
A solid leg kick lands there for Wellstone.
Wellstone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Funny is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#CL#
Wellstone moves into range and clinches up with Funny.
Wellstone unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Funny goes for a takedown in the clinch but Wellstone prevents it.
Wellstone lands a knee to the body.
Wellstone lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
#CUT#It looks like Doug Funny has been cut.
Funny looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#TD2#
Funny is trying to trip Wellstone. He has hold of a leg but Wellstone is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Funny persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Wellstone looking to hit a scissor sweep but Funny is one step ahead there.
Funny trying to control but Wellstone is working from the bottom.
Wellstone is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Wellstone manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Funny manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Funny is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#T1#
Wellstone trying to control the position from guard on top but Funny is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Funny can do anything to dispel that myth.
Wellstone controlling from the top position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Funny is on top in guard.
#REVB#
Wellstone has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Funny postures up.
#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Funny trying to control the position from guard on top but Wellstone is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Funny working some strikes from top position.
Wellstone lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Funny keeping full guard, as Wellstone tries to pass.
Wellstone throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Wellstone trying to control but Funny is working from the bottom.
Wellstone is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Simply The Best that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Funny is pulling down on Wellstone's head to control his posture.
Wellstone trying to control but Funny is working from the bottom. #T3#
Funny pulls Wellstone in close to his closed guard and prevents Wellstone from doing any damage or advancing position.
Wellstone postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Funny is trying to control the position but Wellstone postures up.
Wellstone passes Funny's left leg - he's now in half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funny keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Funny is not content to let Wellstone control the position.
Wellstone stalling away here and it's allowed Funny to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Funny is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Funny controlling the position.
Wellstone stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Funny swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wellstone looking to sit in guard and control but Funny gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Wellstone is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Funny trying to control the position from guard on top but Wellstone is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Funny working some strikes from top position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Funny won't allow Wellstone to sweep him here.
Funny lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Wellstone avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ike Wellstone dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Doug Funny's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Wellstone keeps Funny at a distance using the push kick.
Wellstone tries to clinch but Funny is having none of it.
Funny drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Wellstone defends it well.
Wellstone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Funny.
Wellstone lands a head kick. Funny smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Funny takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wellstone throws a head kick but Funny moves out of range.
Wellstone throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
and Funny counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Wellstone has his feet on Funny's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Funny crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Wellstone - the referee stops the clock and Funny gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Wellstone. Funny manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Funny is breathing heavily.#T1#
Wellstone lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wellstone scores with a head kick.
Funny steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Wellstone. That one must have hurt.
Wellstone darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Funny is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ike Wellstone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wellstone's jab looks to have found its range, popping Funny under the eye.#ROC#Funny is rocked!#CUT#That has opened up Doug Funny's cut even more.
Wellstone lands a brutal head kick. Funny looks out on his feet and Wellstone throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Ike Wellstone!
Ike Wellstone retains his light heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Ike Wellstone thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 22, 2021 |
#R1##TD2#
Funny feints and as Black raises his hands in defense, Funny changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Black is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Funny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Funny cracks Black with a solid left hand.
Funny is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Funny has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB#
Black had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Funny defends it easily.
Funny passes Black's left leg - he's now in half guard. #SUB#
Black actively working from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Funny looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Black with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Funny winds up and cracks Black with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nice strikes from Funny there.
Funny slips a nice elbow through Black's hands, connecting with Black's forehead.#T1#
Funny is nestled in close to Black, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Funny sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Black has hold of Funny's hands but Funny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Funny winds up and cracks Black with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Black tries to get to full guard but Funny has control of the leg.
Funny working the head and body with strikes.
Funny seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Black taking some punishment here, with Funny in his half guard.
Funny winds up and cracks Black with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Black is trying to maintain the position but Funny is very close to passing his half guard.#T2#
Funny is taking a breather. Black says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Black is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Funny scores with a couple of nice shots.
Funny is figuring out what he wants to do next.
It looks like Funny might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Funny lands with a punch from half guard.
Black is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Funny scores with a couple of nice shots.
Black is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Funny scores with a couple of nice shots.
Black wants to control but Funny is keeping busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Black taking some punishment here, with Funny in his half guard. #ROC2#Black is rocked!
Black is breathing heavily.
Funny drops an elbow to the side of Black's head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Funny connects with a nice short shot to Black's temple. #T3#
Funny controlling the action here.
Funny passes the guard and advances to mount!
Funny unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Black wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Funny celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
An out of breath Doug Funny thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1058 Round 4
Date: Aug 11, 2021 |
#R1#
Funny with a poor takedown #CL2#
and Kimura counters by clinching up. #TD#
Funny has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Kimura regains guard immediately.
Kimura keeping full guard, as Funny tries to pass. #SUB2#
Kimura looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kimura can't keep his opponent in guard - Funny advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Kimura is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Kimura taking some punishment here, with Funny in his half guard.
Funny scoring with strikes to the body and head. #ROC#Kimura is rocked!
Kimura wants to improve his position but Funny is controlling well.
Kimura is not content to let Funny control the position.
Kimura wants to improve his position but Funny is controlling well.
#SUB2#
Kimura looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1#
Kimura tries to roll over but Funny keeps him under control.#SUB2#
Kimura looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Funny trying to control the pace.
Kimura regains full guard. Nicely done.
Funny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Funny pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kimura is keeping the position for now.
Funny working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Kimura's head.
Kimura is still in real trouble! Can Funny finish him?#SUB2#
Kimura is looking for a triangle but Funny pushes his legs off easily.
Funny controls from within his opponent's guard.
Funny working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Funny postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Kimura covers up, he's hurt! Funny keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Funny and the ref steps in to end the fight! Funny can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
As Doug Funny got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Thank you Subway, you brought out the best in me. I wish you the best with your career as a sammich artist. Go make me a sammich ya Jared wanna be.'.
Naked Kimura was interviewed post fight and said 'AYE MAN GIMME A REMATCH, HE BARELY HIT ME. THAT WAS NOTHING'. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1058 Round 3
Date: Aug 10, 2021 |
#R1##TD#
Pinkney drives through with a takedown into Funny's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Funny manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#TD#
Pinkney ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Pinkney no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Pinkney trying to control the position here.
Pinkney lands a decent shot there.
Funny looking to pass the guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Funny's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Funny wants to control from the top but Pinkney keeps moving.
Pinkney pulls Funny in to control the position.
Funny makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Pinkney is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Funny slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T1#
Pinkney seems keen to control Funny's posture.
Funny throws a big elbow that misses.
Pinkney wants to stand but Funny is controlling the position.
Pinkney working a defensive guard here.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.#SUB#
Pinkney looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Funny is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Funny wants to control from the top but Pinkney keeps moving.
Funny sitting in guard here, content to control.
Pinkney on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Pinkney tries to get out of the position.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
It looks like Funny might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Funny closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Funny has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Funny trying to mount his opponent but Pinkney defends it.
Funny is trying to control. Pinkney wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Funny trying to mount his opponent but Pinkney defends it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Pinkney wants to get back to full guard.
Funny seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Pinkney has hold of Funny's hands but Funny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#T3#
Pinkney tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Funny is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Nice strikes from Funny there.
Funny scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Funny scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Funny takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Funny winds up and cracks Pinkney with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nice strikes from Funny there. #SUB#
Pinkney looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Pinkney is breathing heavily.
Funny lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. #ROC2#Pinkney is rocked!
Funny scores with a big shot! Pinkney's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Pinkney! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
Doug Funny seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1058 Round 2
Date: Aug 09, 2021 |
#R1#
Ryuuji moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CUT#It looks like Doug Funny has been cut.
Ryuuji swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#TD2#
and Funny counters with a nice double leg into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Ryuuji can't keep his opponent in guard - Funny advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #SU2#
Funny stands up and beckons Ryuuji to join him on the feet.
Ryuuji falls off balance throwing a combination
#TD2#
and Funny counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ryuuji!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
You can see the frustration on Ryuuji's face as Funny controls the position.
Funny grinds an elbow into Ryuuji's temple.
Funny working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Ryuuji is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Funny has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Funny slows the pace down.
Funny is working Ryuuji over with some ground and pound from side control.
Funny connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Ryuuji some visible discomfort.
Ryuuji is trying to get back to his feet.
Funny looks up at the clock and then as Ryuuji takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Funny smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
#T1##SU2#
Funny stands up and beckons Ryuuji to his feet.
Ryuuji misses with a combination
#TD2#
and Funny counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Funny.
Funny working some strikes from top position.
Funny postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Funny working some strikes from top position.
Funny passes Ryuuji's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Funny seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ryuuji knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Funny on the ground.
Ryuuji tries to kick Funny off but Funny keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Funny takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ryuuji is trying to stand up here but Funny is controlling him well.
Ryuuji has hold of Funny's hands but Funny slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Funny is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Funny takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ryuuji on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ryuuji is not content to let Funny control the position.
Funny stops Ryuuji from getting back to his feet.
Ground and pound from Funny.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Funny connects with a nice short shot to Ryuuji's temple.
Funny working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Funny working over Ryuuji with some ground and pound. Ryuuji looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SU2#
Funny postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Ryuuji to stand up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ryuuji works Funny's body with a nice hook.
Ryuuji throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Funny counters with a nice double leg into guard. #T3#
Funny works over Ryuuji with some ground and pound from guard.
Funny wants to control from the top but Ryuuji keeps moving.
Ryuuji will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Funny passes Ryuuji's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Funny is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Funny works his way into side control.
Ryuuji trying to remain calm as Funny controls from the top position.
Ryuuji pushes Funny away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Funny gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Funny wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ryuuji keeps working.
Funny lands a decent elbow from side control. #SU2#
Funny stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Ryuuji looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T4#
Ryuuji throws a lazy head kick #TD2#
and Funny counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Ryuuji is breathing heavily.
Funny is looking to take a break and control but Ryuuji is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Ryuuji on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ryuuji tries to get out of the position.
Funny moves nicely into side control.
Funny wants to control but Ryuuji is keeping him busy.
Funny works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Funny working the ground and pound from side control.
Funny trying to control the position but Ryuuji is working away.
Ryuuji taking punishment in the form of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ryuuji is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Doug Funny dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Doug Funny's cut.
That's time! Ryuuji's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Ryuuji rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Funny moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Funny has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ryuuji throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Funny counters with a takedown into side control.
Funny working the head with strikes.
Funny lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Funny lands a few punches from side control.#SU2#
Funny decides to stand up, so the ref orders Ryuuji to his feet.
Funny avoids the head kick by Ryuuji.
Ryuuji throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
#TD2#
and Funny counters with a single leg into guard. Ryuuji didn't expect that.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Funny is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Funny keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ryuuji's head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Funny stays in close to Ryuuji's body and controls the position. #T1#
Funny passes Ryuuji's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Funny working the head and body with strikes.
Ryuuji is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Funny scores with a couple of nice shots.#ROC2#Ryuuji is rocked!
Funny lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Ryuuji! More strikes land and this one is all over! Funny jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
Our winner, Doug Funny, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1058 Round 1
Date: Aug 08, 2021 |
#R1#
Gane moves to clinch but Funny breaks away #TD#
and Funny counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Funny controlling the action here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Funny connects with a nice short shot to Gane's temple.
Funny landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Funny takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Funny working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Funny works his way into full mount!
Funny raining down shots from the mount!
Gane is bucking up trying to escape but Funny cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Funny has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee warns Gane that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
#T1#
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Funny cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Funny tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Funny lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Gane hang on?
Funny loads up with a big shot that hurts Gane! He's pulled Funny in close but Funny has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Gane survive? More strikes from Funny and Gane is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Doug Funny!
A relieved looking Doug Funny thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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