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Event:
Highland 137
Date: Feb 19, 2022 |
#R1#
McCallen lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice jab there from McCallen.
Dexterity steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCallen.
Dexterity gets cracked with a nice right hand there by McCallen.
Dexterity throws a head kick that misses.
McCallen ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dexterity misses with a wild body shot.
McCallen swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dexterity wants to clinch up but McCallen keeps it at a distance.
Dexterity moves away from the strike by McCallen.
Dexterity throws a wild hook but McCallen just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Dexterity gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - McCallen raises his hands in celebration and walks away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Trevor McCallen!
In his post fight interview, Trevor McCallen started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
UAC 10
Date: Nov 30, 2021 |
#R1#
Dexterity avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
#CL2#
Ferrari fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dexterity, pushing him back against the cage.
Dexterity keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ferrari's efforts to push away.#TD#
Dexterity successfully pulls guard.
Ferrari passes into half guard.
Dexterity is trying to control but can't.
#SUB2#
Ferrari is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB2#
Ferrari is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Dexterity is just riding it out for now. Ferrari eventually gives up the hold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dexterity trying to hold on to Ferrari's head to control him but Ferrari postures up.
#T1##SUB2#
Ferrari is looking for a kimura here.
Dexterity is looking to improve his position.
Dexterity moves into full guard.
Dexterity manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Ferrari manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Dexterity wants to pass the guard but Ferrari is keeping the position.
Dexterity working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T2##SUB2#
Dexterity avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dexterity has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.#SUB2#
Ferrari is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dexterity controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dexterity tries to stand but Ferrari is controlling from the bottom.
Dexterity might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Ferrari is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dexterity works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T3#
Ferrari on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Dexterity trying to control the action but Ferrari is working from the bottom.
Ferrari is looking for a sweep. Dexterity is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Ground and pound from Dexterity.
Ferrari tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Dexterity manages to move to mount!
Ferrari is trying desperately to improve position.
Dexterity controlling his opponent.
Ferrari is looking to improve his position but Dexterity isn't that keen on the idea.
Dexterity lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
#T4#
Ferrari is trying desperately to improve position.
Dexterity controlling his opponent.
Ferrari tries to lock up and control but Dexterity gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Dexterity controlling his opponent.
Dexterity with good strikes from the mount here!
Dexterity scoring with strikes but Ferrari is staying in there.
Ferrari throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ferrari sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#SUB2#
Ferrari looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Ferrari staying out of range there.
Giancarlo Ferrari seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferrari stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Ferrari wants it to stay on the feet.
Ferrari tries to clinch but Dexterity is having none of it. #TD#
Ferrari tries to sprawl but Dexterity drives through with a takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Ferrari actively working from the bottom here.
Ferrari moves into full guard.
Ferrari throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Ferrari keeping moving, preventing Dexterity from controlling successfully.
Dexterity is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ferrari can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dexterity slips nicely into half guard.#SUB2#
Ferrari looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T1#
Dexterity stalling. #SUB#
Dexterity wants to work for an arm triangle but Ferrari is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dexterity is taking a breather. Ferrari says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We've been informed that Ferrari has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Ferrari is trying to control but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dexterity is trying to control. Ferrari wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Ferrari is trying to get back to full guard.
Ferrari on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Dexterity is thwarting Ferrari's attempts to control the position.
Robo Dexterity overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dexterity performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dexterity prevents Ferrari from improving his position.
Dexterity looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Dexterity trying to control from half guard but Ferrari is working away. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T3##TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dexterity.
Ferrari wants to control but Dexterity postures up.
Ferrari tries to buck Dexterity off but Dexterity is having none of it.
Dexterity tries to advance position but instead Ferrari slips a leg back in to half guard.
Dexterity looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ferrari is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Dexterity in particular looking to stall.
Ferrari is looking for a sweep. Dexterity is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T4##SUB2#
Ferrari actively working from the bottom here.
Nice strikes from Dexterity there.
Ground and pound from Dexterity. #SUB2#
Ferrari looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Dexterity is looking for a kimura but Ferrari is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dexterity to get the leverage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ferrari wants to improve his position but Dexterity is controlling well.
Dexterity trying to control from half guard but Ferrari is working away.
Ferrari is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R3#
Ferrari throws a leg kick that misses.
Ferrari lands a leg kick that knocks Dexterity off balance momentarily.
Ferrari with a lazy takedown attempt #CL#
and Dexterity counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #TD#
Dexterity manages to pull guard.
Dexterity has control of Ferrari's left arm, preventing Ferrari from doing any damage. #SUB2#
Ferrari thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Ferrari is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Dexterity is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Dexterity has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR##SUB2#
Dexterity avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Ferrari takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dexterity tries to free his leg and advance position but Ferrari is retaining full guard. #T1#
Dexterity sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ferrari lands a good elbow from the bottom.
Dexterity wants to control from the top but Ferrari keeps moving.
Dexterity not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Ferrari is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Dexterity is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dexterity throwing strikes but missing.
Ferrari looking to control.
Dexterity tries to stand but Ferrari is controlling from the bottom.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Ferrari tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Ferrari has managed to clinch.
A short left from Ferrari.
Ferrari misses with the head strike.
#BC2#
Ferrari manages to break the clinch.
#T3#
Dexterity tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ferrari fails with a takedown attempt.#TD#
Dexterity shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ferrari manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Ferrari is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Dexterity dives into side control.
#REVB#
Dexterity controlling the position.
Dexterity seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Ferrari for as long as he can get away with.#T4#
Dexterity continues to stall.
Ferrari regains half guard.
Dexterity keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Dexterity is thwarting Ferrari's attempts to control the position.
Ferrari wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Ferrari looking for a kimura from the bottom but Dexterity passes into side control!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Ferrari is looking for a sweep.
Ferrari is still trying to improve position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity clearly takes that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R4#
Dexterity will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dexterity goes for a double leg but Ferrari avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Ferrari continues to drive forward.
Dexterity is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dexterity.
Ferrari's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ferrari tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dexterity smiles and moves away.
#TD#
Dexterity shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferrari is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Dexterity has hold of Ferrari's hands but Ferrari slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.#SUB2#
Ferrari is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#T1##SUB#
Dexterity looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ferrari trying to control the action but Dexterity is working from the bottom.
Dexterity has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Ferrari is working away from the top position though.
Ferrari tries to stand but can't do so whilst Dexterity controls his leg.
Dexterity slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Ferrari trying to control the position from guard on top but Dexterity is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Ferrari pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dexterity is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Dexterity is looking for a triangle but Ferrari pushes his legs off easily.
Ferrari pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dexterity is keeping the position for now.
Dexterity working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ferrari.
Ferrari is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Ferrari stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dexterity swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dexterity has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T3##SUB#
Dexterity throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dexterity looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Ferrari stopping the sweep attempt from Dexterity.
Dexterity controls Ferrari momentarily but Ferrari frees himself. #SUB2#
Ferrari drops back, looking for a kneebar! Dexterity looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Dexterity looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Dexterity! #REVR##T4#
Ferrari tries to bench press Dexterity off him but Dexterity keeps the position.
Ferrari is looking to slip a leg under and get half guard but Dexterity is one step ahead and moves to full mount!
Dexterity unloading with bombs!
Dexterity with good strikes from the mount here!
Ferrari takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Dexterity breaks from Ferrari's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Dexterity trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ferrari working to try and regain half guard.
Giancarlo Ferrari has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Robo Dexterity is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
And that's the end of the fight!
Robo Dexterity showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dexterity, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Robo Dexterity!
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Robo Dexterity!
Judge James Glass scores the fight for Robo Dexterity!
Robo Dexterity wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Robo Dexterity thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
UAC 7
Date: Oct 31, 2021 |
#R1#
Nice shot lands for Read.
Dexterity looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Read throws a jab but it's blocked by Dexterity.
Dexterity misses with a takedown attempt
and Read counters with a right hand to the body.
Dexterity fails to land with a series of punches.
Dexterity wants to clinch up but Read keeps it at a distance.
Dexterity throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dexterity wants to clinch but Read slips to the side
and Read counters with a straight right hand.
Read smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dexterity throws a sloppy head kick
and Read counters with a stiff right hand. #CL2#
Read clinches up against the cage.
Dexterity is trying to pull guard but Read has him pressed against the cage.
Dexterity jumps guard but Read stands there with Dexterity around his waist. Dexterity gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robo Dexterity. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Read lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dexterity backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Read fails to land.
Read lands a hook that snaps the head of Dexterity backwards. #T1#
Read misses with a short punch on the inside.
Read misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dexterity tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Read tries to work over Dexterity's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Dexterity.
Read working aggressively here.
Read tries a body shot but Dexterity blocks it.
Read swings wildly with an uppercut but Dexterity uses good head movement to avoid it.
Read fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Read misses with a hook from the clinch.
Read lands a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Read.
Dexterity blocks a body shot from Read.
Read looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Read misses with a punch to the body.
Read tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Read misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dexterity scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
Read lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dexterity backwards.
Read lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dexterity backwards.
Read lands with a light punch inside.
Read misses with a body punch.
Read scores with a shot to the side of Dexterity's head.
Dexterity has been working on his balance at MY YARD Resurrect, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Read.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dexterity is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Read to keep the fight standing.
Read tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dexterity jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Read walks away with a smile on his face. Dexterity gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dexterity doesn't succeed with the takedown#CL2#
and Read holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dexterity is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Read is defending well.
A hook to the body from Read.
Dexterity is breathing heavily.
Read lands a hook to the side of the head.
Read lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Read tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Read lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dexterity backwards.
Read lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Read fails to land. #T3#
Dexterity is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Read lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Read can't find room to land a body shot as Dexterity controls the action.
Read lands a shot to the body.
Read fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Read swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Read lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dexterity wants to break free but Read has control.
Read lands on the inside with an uppercut. #ROC2#Dexterity is rocked!
Read lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Dexterity or not.
Oh Dexterity is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Read creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Dexterity's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Dexterity drops to his knees and Read pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Buck Read!
Buck Read is the new bantamweight champion! |
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Event:
UAC 5
Date: Oct 11, 2021 |
#R1#
Dexterity fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Wizard is out of range.
Dexterity could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Wizard tries to clinch up but Dexterity circles away and keeps his distance.
Jab, jab by Wizard - just one landing.
Dexterity tries to clinch there but Wizard circles away.
Wizard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Decent striking displayed by Wizard there.#TD#
Wizard gets caught flat footed, as Dexterity shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Dexterity avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dexterity trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Wizard has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dexterity can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dexterity has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dexterity trying to control the position from guard on top but Wizard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Dexterity is in close to Wizard's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Our spies down at at Cali Gym inform us that Wizard has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#SUB2#
Wizard looking for a guillotine here but Dexterity defends easily.
Wizard looking for a sweep. Not yet Wizard, not yet.
Dexterity controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB2#
Wizard working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Dexterity has passed into half guard!
Wizard wants to control but Dexterity is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Wizard wants to improve his position but Dexterity is controlling well.
Dexterity is keen to just control but Wizard is a slippery customer.
Wizard wants to get back to full guard.
Dexterity controlling the action here.
Wizard is not content to let Dexterity control the position.
Dexterity prevents Wizard from improving his position.#T3#
Dexterity is trying to control the action in half guard but Wizard is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Wizard trying to control from the bottom.
#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Wizard misses with an uppercut.
Dexterity misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Wizard counters with a shoot takedown. Dexterity fights it but they end up in guard. #SUB#
Dexterity is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Wizard rolls with it to try and escape but Dexterity cranks on the arm and Wizard is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Robo Dexterity!
Robo Dexterity is the new bantamweight champion!
A relieved looking Robo Dexterity thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
UAC 4- Everest vs Tail
Date: Sep 18, 2021 |
#R1#
Cejudo has his takedown stuffed
letting Dexterity counter with a right hand. #TD2#
Dexterity fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Cejudo to the ground. Dexterity is now in Cejudo's guard.
Dexterity has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at MY YARD Resurrect. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Cejudo manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Dexterity manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Cejudo trying to control the position from guard on top but Dexterity is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cejudo looking to sit in guard and control but Dexterity gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dexterity accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cejudo knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dexterity on the ground.
Dexterity stopping the sweep attempt from Cejudo.#T1#
Cejudo is trying to keep Dexterity in close.
Dexterity trying to control the position from guard on top but Cejudo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cejudo wants to sweep but no luck.
Cejudo is working hard here to advance position.#SUB#
Cejudo looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dexterity trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Cejudo looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dexterity is one step ahead there.
Dexterity is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Dexterity's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cejudo wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Dexterity is now in half guard.
Dexterity wants to free his trapped foot but Cejudo is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T3#
Cejudo wants to get back to full guard.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Dexterity bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.#SUB2#
Dexterity tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dexterity has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Dexterity tries for a kimura but Cejudo is defending well.
Dexterity working away.#T4#
Dexterity wants to control but Cejudo is keeping him busy.
Cejudo is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Cejudo defending against the ground and pound.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cejudo prevents Dexterity from improving position.
Dexterity is looking to take a break and control but Cejudo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Cejudo shoots in but Dexterity avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Dexterity misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
It looked like Cejudo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#TD2#
Dexterity shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Cejudo's guard.
Dexterity wants to pass the guard but Cejudo is keeping the position.
Cejudo will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cejudo is trying to control the position from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cejudo working a defensive guard but Dexterity passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cejudo trying to control but Dexterity postures up.
Cejudo is trying is best to control the position here.
Cejudo on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cejudo tries to get out of the position.#T1#
Cejudo is looking for a sweep. Dexterity is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dexterity is trying to control. Cejudo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dexterity trying to control the pace.
Cejudo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SU2#
Dexterity stands up out of the half guard.
Dexterity stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dexterity wants it to stay on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dexterity misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cejudo avoids a kick to the body.
Cejudo swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cejudo shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henry Cejudo. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Dexterity looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Cejudo!
Cejudo explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Henry Cejudo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dexterity is breathing heavily.
Robo Dexterity seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Dexterity scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Cejudo is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Dexterity off and has taken his back!
Dexterity prevents Cejudo from getting a body triangle.#T3#
Dexterity tries to escape but Cejudo has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Dexterity tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Cejudo controlling the position easily from mount.
Cejudo trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dexterity manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Dexterity slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#T4#
Cejudo trying to control the position from guard on top but Dexterity is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Robo Dexterity has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dexterity is trying to keep Cejudo in close.
Dexterity has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB2#
Cejudo avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cejudo connects with a couple of short punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Cejudo's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3##TD2#
Dexterity drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cejudo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cejudo looking for a sweep. Not yet Cejudo, not yet.
Dexterity passes Cejudo's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dexterity wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cejudo keeps working.
Dexterity is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T1#
Dexterity wants to control but Cejudo is keeping him busy.
Cejudo is looking to improve his position.
Cejudo has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dexterity is working away from the top position though.
Cejudo wants to get back to full guard.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Dexterity is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Cejudo's half guard.
Dexterity takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cejudo keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Cejudo has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Dexterity is working away from the top position though.
Dexterity sitting and controlling from the half guard. #T3#
Cejudo trying to hold on to Dexterity's head to control him but Dexterity postures up.
Dexterity seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Cejudo is trying to get back to full guard.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Cejudo checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cejudo dives in and grabs Dexterity's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dexterity pushes down on Cejudo's head and hops out.#TD2#
Dexterity closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dexterity wants to take a breather but Cejudo is having none of it.
Dexterity is thwarting Cejudo's attempts to control the position.
Dexterity is trying to control. Cejudo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Cejudo looking for submissions off his back.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cejudo is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that's the end of the fight!
Robo Dexterity comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dexterity has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 27:30
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 27:30
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robo Dexterity!
Our winner, Robo Dexterity, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Henry Cejudo was interviewed post fight and said 'Sometimes when you think something is shiny and gold, it tends to be rusted and bronze, but that's just the way it is, man.'. |
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Event:
UAC 3- Everest vs Garcia
Date: Sep 11, 2021 |
#R1#
Chapman blocks a head kick by Dexterity.
Chapman tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dexterity defends well and Chapman ends up having to push Dexterity into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Dexterity goes for a double leg but Chapman avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chapman continues to drive forward.
Chapman steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Dexterity.
Dexterity has been working on his balance at MY YARD Resurrect, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Chapman.
Dexterity tries a knee to the head but Chapman blocks it.
#TD2#
Chapman lands a takedown into guard.
Chapman wants to stand but Dexterity is controlling his posture from full guard.
Chapman's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dexterity really is a fat lump.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dexterity throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Chapman trying to control the position from guard on top but Dexterity is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Chapman won't allow Dexterity to sweep him here.
Chapman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chapman looking to sit in guard and control but Dexterity gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Dexterity might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dexterity tries to free his leg and advance position but Chapman is retaining full guard.
Chapman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dexterity trying to stand up but can't free himself from Chapman's guard.
Dexterity loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dexterity wants to pass the guard but Chapman is keeping the position.
Chapman is adopting a defensive guard.
Chapman trying to keep a closed guard but Dexterity is proving a slippery customer.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Dexterity shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chapman sprawls well. Chapman wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Dexterity gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice body punch from Dexterity. #T3#
Dexterity throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Chapman counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Dexterity wants to get back to his feet.
#SUB#
Dexterity actively working from the bottom here.
Chapman is controlling the pace.
Dexterity is trying to stand.
#T4#
Dexterity is trying to control but can't.
Dexterity is looking for a sweep. Chapman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Chapman wants to work for an arm triangle but Dexterity is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Chapman in particular looking to stall.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Chapman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dexterity to the mat! Dexterity manages to get full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Max Chapman will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Dexterity shoots in for a takedown but Chapman shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL#
Dexterity clinches.
Chapman is pushing Dexterity up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Dexterity is trying to push Chapman away but Chapman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Chapman trying to land knees to the body.
Dexterity lands a body shot in the clinch.
#TD2#
Chapman has Dexterity pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Chapman pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Dexterity tumbling to the mat - Chapman dives into Dexterity's guard.
Chapman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dexterity keeping moving, preventing Chapman from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chapman is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T1#
Chapman trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Chapman passes Dexterity's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Dexterity is trying to control but can't.
Dexterity makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dexterity.
Chapman wants to stand but Dexterity has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dexterity is looking to stand up but Chapman isn't so interested in that idea.
Dexterity not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Chapman sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dexterity throws a head kick that misses.
Dexterity shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Chapman defends it nicely.
Chapman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Robo Dexterity is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dexterity looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Horrible takedown attempt by Dexterity or perhaps it was just good defense by Chapman, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robo Dexterity. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T3##TD2#
Chapman looking to score a takedown here. Dexterity is defending well but Chapman drives through and ends up in Dexterity's guard.
Chapman trying to control the position from guard on top but Dexterity is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chapman slips nicely into half guard.
Dexterity is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Chapman seems to be working for a kimura but Dexterity defends the submission attempt.
Chapman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Chapman prevents Dexterity from improving his position.#T4#
Chapman keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Chapman is continuing to stall.
Dexterity preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chapman looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dexterity with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Max Chapman showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Chapman keeps the fight on the outside.#TD2#
Chapman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Dexterity sprawls well initially but Chapman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Dexterity trying to control from the bottom.
Chapman performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Dexterity tries to kick Chapman off but Chapman keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB2#
Chapman is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dexterity has managed to free his arm - good work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chapman is trying to control. Dexterity wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dexterity is trying to get back to full guard.#T1#
Chapman content to control rather than advance.
Chapman is keen to just control but Dexterity is a slippery customer.
Chapman perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Chapman works over Dexterity's head and body with a nice combination.
Chapman moves out of range of the body kick from Dexterity.
Chapman swats away the attempt to clinch by Dexterity.
And Chapman tries to counter it with a takedown but Dexterity pushes his down on his head and steps out.#TD2#
Chapman scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T2#
Dexterity is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Chapman's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Chapman stops Dexterity from getting back to his feet.
Dexterity is refusing to be controlled, as Chapman sits in half guard.
Dexterity trying to control but Chapman postures up.
Still in half guard, Chapman seems content to control.
Chapman wants to stand up but Dexterity has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Dexterity wants to improve his position but Chapman is controlling well.
#T3#
Chapman sitting and controlling from the half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Nice takedown defense from Chapman. No joy for Dexterity on that attempt.
Dexterity dives in and grabs Chapman's left leg, looking for a takedown. Chapman pushes down on Dexterity's head and hops out.
Dexterity has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Robo Dexterity. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dexterity is looking to clinch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Chapman.
Chapman shoots in but Dexterity avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T4#
Dexterity shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Chapman drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dexterity defends it well.#TD2#
Chapman shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Chapman showed some decent athleticism there.
Chapman is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Dexterity is trying to stand back up but Chapman is controlling him
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Chapman is trying to control the action in half guard but Dexterity is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Robo Dexterity has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Max Chapman is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Chapman in particular looking to stall.
And that's the end of the fight!
Max Chapman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Chapman winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 27:30
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Max Chapman!
Max Chapman decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
UAC 1- Uluwehi vs Legsweep
Date: Aug 25, 2021 |
#R1##CL2#
Dexterity has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dexterity is trying to break free.
Lobsusbaka drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dexterity gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Dexterity looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Dexterity escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Robo Dexterity seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Dexterity looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Dexterity trying to control but Lobsusbaka is working from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Lobsusbaka trying to strike off his back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lobsusbaka wants to improve his position but instead Dexterity has moved into half guard.
Lobsusbaka scores with a few weak punches.
Dexterity takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Dexterity is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dexterity blocks the strikes from Lobsusbaka.
#T1#
Dexterity wants to control but Lobsusbaka is keeping him busy.
Lobsusbaka on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lobsusbaka tries to get out of the position.
Dexterity wants to get back to his feet.
Lobsusbaka knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dexterity on the ground.
Dexterity is keen to just control but Lobsusbaka is a slippery customer.
Lobsusbaka wants to improve his position but Dexterity is controlling well.
Dexterity should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Lobsusbaka missing with punches from the bottom.
Dexterity tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Lobsusbaka.
Lobsusbaka throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Dexterity moves into side control, avoiding the strikes from Lobsusbaka.
Dexterity tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dexterity wants to control but Lobsusbaka is keeping him busy.
Lobsusbaka tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
Lobsusbaka misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Dexterity happy to just control the position for now.
Lobsusbaka is looking to regain half guard here but Dexterity keeps moving and retains side control.
Dexterity avoids the strikes from the bottom by Lobsusbaka.
Lobsusbaka tries to improve position but can't.
Lobsusbaka misses with an elbow from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka misses with a strike from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Dexterity wants to clinch up but Lobsusbaka keeps it at a distance.
Lobsusbaka feinted with a counter takedown.#T3#
Lobsusbaka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lobsusbaka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lobsusbaka changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#CL2#
Dexterity moves into the clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dexterity has eaten all the pies!
Lobsusbaka managing to block the knees to the body from Dexterity.
#TD#
Dexterity is fighting off a takedown attempt but Lobsusbaka is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Dexterity to the mat. Dexterity regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Dexterity avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dexterity will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Lobsusbaka scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dexterity looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lobsusbaka is one step ahead there.
Lobsusbaka throws an elbow that misses. Dexterity uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Lobsusbaka's guard. Nice move by Dexterity!#REVB##T4#
Dexterity's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dexterity trying to control the position from guard on top but Lobsusbaka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lobsusbaka trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lobsusbaka throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Lobsusbaka will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Dexterity trying to stand up but can't free himself from Lobsusbaka's guard.
Dexterity wants to control from the top but Lobsusbaka keeps moving.
Lobsusbaka throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Lobsusbaka keeping moving, preventing Dexterity from controlling successfully.
Dexterity might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Lobsusbaka haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lobsusbaka throws some shots to the body, keeping his opponent honest.
Lobsusbaka lands some strikes from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robo Dexterity dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Dexterity shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dexterity is looking to take a break and control but Lobsusbaka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dexterity has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lobsusbaka missing with punches from the bottom.
Lobsusbaka missing with punches from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lobsusbaka punching from the bottom.
Dexterity tries to stand and escape but Lobsusbaka is controlling the position.
Dexterity tries to pass to full mount but Lobsusbaka defends it.
Lobsusbaka throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
#T1#
Lobsusbaka flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Lobsusbaka throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Lobsusbaka is looking to improve his position.
Dexterity is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Lobsusbaka!
Dexterity has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lobsusbaka's face.
Lobsusbaka throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Lobsusbaka swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
BOOM! Dexterity connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Lobsusbaka is wriggling around trying to escape.
Dexterity wants to stand but Lobsusbaka is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Robo Dexterity has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dexterity has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lobsusbaka's face.
Dexterity wants to get back to his feet but Lobsusbaka is holding on tight.
Lobsusbaka can't escape the position.
Dexterity takes Lobsusbaka's back, avoiding a couple of desperation strikes from the bottom.
#T2#
Lobsusbaka is trying to remain composed but Dexterity is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Lobsusbaka is really stuck here.
Dexterity is riding his opponent, not letting Lobsusbaka buck him off. #SUB2#
Dexterity is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Lobsusbaka has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Dexterity has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Lobsusbaka taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Dexterity doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Robo Dexterity!
Robo Dexterity decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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