Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: LAFC Pizziconi vs Haze
Date: May 08, 2022

#R1#
Quark ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quark unleashes a big counter combination but Jankens bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jankens fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jankens misses with a hook.
Jankens connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jankens throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens throws a body shot but no joy.
Quark unleashes a big counter combination but Jankens bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jankens clobbers Quark with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #CL#
Jankens has taken the fight to the clinch. #T1#
Quark drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jankens gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Jankens definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jankens is trying to maintain a safe position but Quark gets an underhook and turns Jankens into the cage.
Jankens lands a left hand that snaps the head of Quark backwards.
Jankens misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quark blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jankens misses with the head strike.
Jankens cracks Quark with a nice body shot.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
Quark tries for a takedown but Jankens manages to get underhooks.
Jankens leaning against his opponent.
Quark blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Quark has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Jankens seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Quark can turn it around.#T2#
Jankens working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC2#
Quark escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Quark closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jankens circles away.
Janky Jankens has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barkeep Quark.
Jankens throws an overhand right that lands on Quark's shoulder, as Quark tries to avoid the shot.
Quark is looking for the big counter here.
Jankens throws a hook but Quark blocks it.
Jankens fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Quark on the side of the head.
Jankens misses with a straight left.
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Quark's head but Quark sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Quark throws a counter combo.#TD2#
Jankens gets caught flat footed, as Quark shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#T3#
Jankens utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Quark's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Quark is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Quark postures up and lands a big shot to Jankens's brow.
Quark is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jankens wants to stand but Quark is controlling the position.
Quark throwing strikes but missing.
Jankens knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Quark on the ground.
Quark is in close to Jankens's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Quark scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Quark working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Jankens wants to get back to his feet but Quark is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Quark stands up over Jankens, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #T4#
Quark connects with a couple of short punches.
Quark won't allow Jankens to get back to his feet.
Quark cracks Jankens with a solid left hand.
Quark has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jankens wants to get back to his feet but Quark is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jankens trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Quark scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jankens is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Quark is controlling him.
Quark content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quark postures up and lands a big shot to Jankens's brow.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Janky Jankens will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Jankens throws out a loose jab but Quark uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quark defending well as Jankens loads up on a big left hand.
Quark keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Quark! But no joy.
Jankens throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Quark throws a counter combo.
Jankens throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Quark tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Jankens defends well and Quark ends up having to push Jankens into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Janky Jankens seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Quark was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jankens lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jankens misses with a wild body shot.
Janky Jankens is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Jankens misses with an uppercut.
Quark slips a jab from Jankens.
Despite the aggression on Quark's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jankens just misses with a punch to the body.
Quark unleashes a big counter combination but Jankens bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jankens tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Quark was well out of range. Poor timing from Jankens.
Jankens defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Quark.
Jankens misses the jab.
It seemed like Quark was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nice defenses there by Quark.
As Jankens backs off Quark throws a huge counter combo but Jankens manages to avoid it all.
Jankens throws a hook but Quark blocks it.
Quark lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T2#
Jankens misses with a hook. Quark ducked under it nicely.
Quark throws a counter combo.
Jankens swings for the body but Quark moves out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Jankens as Quark shoots in.
Jankens was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Janky Jankens has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Barkeep Quark.
Quark shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jankens pinned against the cage. Jankens gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jankens swings for the body but Quark moves out of range.
Quark is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#T3#
Jankens throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jankens stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jankens wants it to stay on the feet.
Jankens swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Quark shoots and misses
and Jankens connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jankens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Quark ducks under a wild hook from Jankens.
Quark lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jankens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jankens misses with an uppercut. #T4#
Jankens misses with a hook.
Quark throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jankens's waist but Jankens gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Quark off to one side.
Jankens was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#TD2#
Quark shoots in and bounces Jankens off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Quark chips away with some ground and pound.
Quark trying to control the position from guard on top but Jankens is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jankens on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jankens tries to get out of the position.
Quark lands a couple of digs.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Quark is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Quark is working Jankens over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Quark landing with the ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Quark ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Quark displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jankens throws out the jab.
Quark lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#TD2#
Quark shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Quark showed some decent athleticism there.
Quark slips a nice elbow through Jankens's hands, connecting with Jankens's forehead.
Quark has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jankens is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quark lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Jankens hang on?
Quark working away from the top, dropping strikes.#T1#
Jankens is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Jankens is bucking up trying to escape but Quark cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Quark connects with a couple of good shots from mount. #ROC2#Jankens is rocked!
Quark postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Jankens in real trouble here! The ref calls for Jankens to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barkeep Quark!
Our winner, Barkeep Quark, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Janky Jankens spoke after the fight, saying 'Fucking janky'.

Event: LAFC 34
Date: Apr 02, 2022

#R1#
Jankens just misses with a punch to the body.
Phillips is looking for the big counter here.
Jankens misses with an uppercut. Phillips saw that one coming.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jankens.
Jankens digs a good body shot into Phillips's ribs.
Phillips looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jankens scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Phillips's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jankens connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Phillips scrambles back to his feet.
Jankens seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Phillips.
Jankens is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Phillips ducks under a wild hook from Jankens.
Jankens sets himself, and Phillips steps forward looking for the clinch! Jankens avoids it this time.
Jankens scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CUT#It looks like Bum Phillips has been cut.
Janky Jankens seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
Phillips throws a series of punches but Jankens avoids them all with ease.
Jankens is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Phillips shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Janky Jankens is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jankens throws a body shot but no joy.
Jankens loads up on a big right hand but Phillips slips the punch.
Phillips ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jankens uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#T2#
Horrible takedown attempt by Phillips or perhaps it was just good defense by Jankens, which made it look bad.
Jankens scores with a jab.
Jankens smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sloppy strikes from Jankens. Those never looked like landing.
Phillips throws a counter combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jankens looks to score with a jab to the body but Phillips is just out of range.
Phillips shoots in for a takedown but Jankens shows good takedown defense. #T3#
Jankens jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jankens just misses with a punch to the body.
Phillips tries to counter with a clinch but Jankens shakes him off and moves away.
Phillips slips a jab and a cross from Jankens.
Phillips lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Phillips slips a straight right by Jankens.
Phillips is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Jankens misses with an uppercut #CL2#
and Phillips moves into the clinch.
Jankens stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jankens scores with a shoulder strike.
Jankens struggles to land a body shot inside as Phillips controls his hands. #TD2#
Phillips has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jankens uses from the top position. #T4#
Phillips working a defensive guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jankens trying to stand up but can't free himself from Phillips's guard.#SU#
Jankens gets to his feet. Phillips looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Jankens scores with a nice strike.
Phillips keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jankens.
Despite the aggression on Phillips's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jankens jabs at Phillips's body.
Jankens misses with an uppercut. Phillips saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bum Phillips's cut.
That's time! Jankens's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Phillips moves out of range as Jankens strikes.
Phillips is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Jankens is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Phillips can do to turn this around?
Jankens thows a left - swing and a miss!
Phillips on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jankens looks to throw the jab but Phillips is out of range.
Janky Jankens is winning the standup battle so far.
Jankens works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jankens displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Phillips.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Jankens has taken the fight to the clinch. #T1#
Jankens tries a body shot but Phillips blocks it.
Jankens throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
Jankens throws a punch but it's blocked by Phillips.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens.
Phillips tries to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling the position.
Jankens gets through Phillips's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jankens can't find room to land a body shot as Phillips controls the action.
Jankens tries to work over Phillips's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #TD2#
Phillips successfully pulls guard.
Jankens wants to stand and escape but instead Phillips has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Jankens keeping moving, preventing Phillips from controlling successfully.
Jankens will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jankens wants to stand up but Phillips is controlling him. #SUB2#
Phillips thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jankens on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jankens tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Phillips thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Jankens wants to get back to his feet but Phillips is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T3#
Phillips wants to control from the top but Jankens keeps moving.
Jankens is looking to stand up but Phillips isn't so interested in that idea.
Jankens keeping moving, preventing Phillips from controlling successfully.
Jankens can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Phillips controls the pace.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Jankens tests Phillips's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jankens misses the jab.
Phillips keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jankens swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Phillips steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jankens.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jankens bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Phillips takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bum Phillips's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Phillips avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Phillips avoids a punch combination nicely.
Phillips throws a counter combo.
A swing and a miss from Jankens.
Despite the aggression on Phillips's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jankens misses the jab.
Jankens lands with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens throws a big shot that misses.
Phillips lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Phillips throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jankens's waist but Jankens gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Phillips off to one side. #T1#
Phillips avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Phillips is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jankens with a body shot.
Jankens lands a head shot.
Jankens's corner calls for a 1-2. Jankens obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Phillips slips a straight right by Jankens.
Jankens looks to land a right hand but Phillips moved out of range.
Phillips unleashes a big counter combination but Jankens bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Jankens bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Phillips's head backwards.
Phillips closes the distance and clinches up with Jankens, looking for a takedown. Phillips pushes Jankens against the cage but Jankens circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#T2#
Phillips doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Jankens counters with a nice uppercut.
Janky Jankens has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bum Phillips.
Jankens throws a jab but it's blocked by Phillips.
Phillips lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Jankens misses the jab.
Phillips wants to counter with a clinch but Jankens pushes him away.
Jankens connects with a jab.
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Phillips's head but Phillips sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Donk. Jankens catches Phillips right on the button with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jankens swings and misses with a hook to the body. #T3#
Phillips shoots in but Jankens avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jankens jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Phillips bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Phillips throws a counter combo.
Phillips displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jankens throws out the jab.
Phillips has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jankens throws a predictable looking body shot #CL2#
and Phillips counters by moving into the clinch. #T4#
Jankens swings wildly with an uppercut but Phillips uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Jankens tries to work over Phillips's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch on the inside from Jankens fails to land.
Phillips is trying to pull guard but Jankens turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Jankens gets through Phillips's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jankens swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Phillips blocks a body shot from Jankens.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens.
Bum Phillips has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Phillips jumps guard but Jankens stands there with Phillips around his waist. Phillips gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Jankens blocks a punch to the side of the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Janky Jankens showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jankens, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Janky Jankens!
A very excited looking Janky Jankens made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: LAFC 29
Date: Feb 26, 2022

#R1##TD#
Chino looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Jankens!#SUB#
Chino swings around for an armbar but Jankens sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Chino's guard.#SUB#
Chino is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Jankens frees his head nicely. Oh but Chino has switched to an armbar! Jankens is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Alpa Chino!
A very excited looking Alpa Chino made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Janky Jankens stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fucking janky'.

Event: LAFC 25
Date: Jan 29, 2022

#R1#
A kick lands to the mid section there for Altamiro.
Jankens slips under a jab.
Jankens has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A swing and a miss from Jankens.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Altamiro gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#CUT2#It looks like Pedroca Altamiro has been cut.
Altamiro works the jab nicely.
A swing and a miss from Altamiro.
Altamiro misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely. #CL2#
Altamiro tries to keep at a distance but Jankens has taken the fight into the clinch.
Altamiro blocking some punches.
Jankens lands an uppercut.
Altamiro wants to break the clinch but can't.
Altamiro's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC#
Altamiro breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Jankens closes the distance and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jankens misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jankens scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jankens lands a body shot in the clinch.
Altamiro blocking some punches. #T1#
Altamiro has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Altamiro is looking to break free of the clinch but Jankens has double underhooks.
Altamiro wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Jankens.
Altamiro looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jankens lands with a right to the head.
Altamiro definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens.
Jankens swings wildly with an uppercut but Altamiro uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jankens tries to work over Altamiro's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Altamiro breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Altamiro with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #CL2#
Jankens clinches with his opponent.
Jankens misses with a punch to the body.
Jankens misses with a short punch on the inside.
Altamiro blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Altamiro blocks an uppercut.
Jankens tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T2##BC#
Altamiro pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jankens takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jankens connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jankens looks to score with a jab to the body but Altamiro is just out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jankens lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jankens lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jankens throws a combination that misses
and Altamiro counters with a stiff right hand.
Jankens slips under a jab from Altamiro.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Altamiro looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nice body punch from Altamiro - that landed with a thud. #BC#
Altamiro manages to break the clinch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Altamiro.
Jankens moves away from the strike by Altamiro.
Altamiro swings widly with a right hand #CL2#
and Jankens moves into the clinch.#BC#
Altamiro breaks the clinch.
Jankens connects with a single shot there.#T3#
Jankens stuns Altamiro with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A big right from Altamiro misses.
Altamiro misses with a hook.
Jankens misses with a two punch combination.
Nice body kick there by Altamiro.#CL2#
Jankens has managed to clinch.
Altamiro is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. #BC#
Altamiro breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Altamiro on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jankens misses with a looping left.#CL2#
Jankens closes the distance and clinches.#BC#
Altamiro breaks from the clinch.
The fighters circling - Altamiro throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Altamiro cracks Jankens with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Jankens clinches.
Altamiro is trying to break the clinch but Jankens has him pressed against the cage. #T4#
Jankens misses with the head strike.
Jankens keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Altamiro's efforts to push away.
Jankens fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Altamiro pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A slapping leg kick lands for Altamiro.
Altamiro moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jankens looks to land a left hand but Altamiro moved out of range nicely.
Jankens uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Altamiro.
Altamiro fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jankens manages to avoid it.
Jankens lands a nice looking body shot.
Altamiro walks into a jab.
Altamiro connects with an inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#CL2#
Jankens rushes Altamiro and presses him up against the cage.
Jankens misses with a body punch.
Altamiro tries to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling the position.
A short body shot lands from Altamiro as the two fighters clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pedroca Altamiro's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Altamiro lands with a kick to the temple. Jankens shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jankens takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Altamiro moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jankens tries to clinch but Altamiro moves out of range.
Pedroca Altamiro seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jankens tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Altamiro was well out of range. Poor timing from Jankens.
It looked like Altamiro wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pedroca Altamiro is winning the standup battle so far.
Altamiro throws out a loose jab but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Altamiro swats away the attempt to clinch by Jankens.#KD#
Altamiro sends Jankens crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Altamiro is motioning to the referee to let Jankens up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#Jankens is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Altamiro circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Jankens to the canvas! Jankens doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Altamiro keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pedroca Altamiro!
Janky Jankens was interviewed post fight and said 'Fucking janky'.

Event: LAFC 20
Date: Dec 25, 2021

#R1#
Spangler tries to bum rush Jankens with a series of wild strikes but Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jankens swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Spangler scores with a jab to the jaw.
Good standup being displayed there by Jankens as he connects with a hook.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing. #CL2#
Jankens closes the distance and clinches.
Spangler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jankens.
Jankens has Spangler pressed against the cage, preventing Spangler from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens has a couple of punches blocked by Spangler.
Spangler pushes Jankens back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spangler working hard to break the clinch.
Spangler is trying to break the clinch but Jankens has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Spangler tries to break free but Jankens pushes him back against the cage.
Jankens tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spangler definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens misses with the head strike.
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Jankens fails to land.
Jankens prevents Spangler from breaking the clinch.#T1#
Spangler blocks an uppercut.
Jankens working aggressively here.
Spangler taking a breather.
Jankens stalling.
Spangler has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Spangler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jankens misses with an uppercut.
Spangler is looking to counter punch.
Spangler moves out of range of the strikes.
Spangler moves away from the strike by Jankens.
Jankens throws a poor cross that misses
and Spangler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jankens uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Spangler.
No joy there for Jankens, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Spangler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jankens doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.#CL2#
Jankens pushes Spangler up against the cage in a clinch.
Jankens manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Spangler can't break the clinch. #T2#
Spangler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jankens swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jankens lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Spangler or not.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jankens misses with a body punch.
Jankens lands with a short shot to the head.
Spangler tries to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling the position.
Jankens tries a body shot but Spangler blocks it.
Spangler tries to circle away but Jankens has him pinned against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Jankens scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jankens swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spangler prevents a body shot from Jankens.
Spangler has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Spangler lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #BC#
Spangler breaks from the clinch. #CL2#
Jankens moves into the clinch successfully.
Jankens swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spangler wants to break the clinch but can't. #T3#
Spangler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jankens working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Spangler is trying to push Jankens away but Jankens has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jankens lands on the inside with an uppercut. #BC#
Spangler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Spangler scores with the left hand. Jankens knows he should have avoided that one.
Jankens cracks Spangler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CL2#
Jankens moves into the clinch.
Jankens lands with a light punch inside.
Jankens misses with some punches.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Jankens fails to land.
Jankens has a couple of punches blocked by Spangler.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spangler blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Spangler is trying to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling him.
Jankens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spanglers head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens. #T4#
Spangler misses with some punches.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spangler tries to stall but Jankens uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Spangler misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Spangler's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jankens keeps control of Spangler as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jankens scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jankens is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Jankens gets through Spangler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jankens misses with some punches.
Jankens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spanglers head.
Spangler has a couple of punches blocked by Jankens.
Jankens scores with a shoulder strike.
Spangler working hard to break the clinch.
Jankens working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens gets through Spangler's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Spangler is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Spangler misses with a wild combination.
Jankens swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#CL2#
Jankens has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spangler fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jankens lands a hook that snaps the head of Spangler backwards.
Jankens digs a right hand into Spangler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Spangler's gas tank.
Jankens misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jankens has a couple of punches blocked by Spangler.
Jankens has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Spangler takes a shot to the head.
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens.
Spangler lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jankens backwards.
Jankens working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Jankens cracks Spangler with a nice body shot.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
Jankens lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Jankens fails to land.
Spangler can't break the clinch. #T1#
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Spangler backwards.
Jankens taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Janky Jankens seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Spangler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spangler throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jankenss head.
Jankens lands with a light punch inside.
Jankens swings wildly with an uppercut but Spangler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jankens controlling the action here for a moment.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jankens in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Spangler takes a shot to the head.
Jankens fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Spangler swings wildly with an uppercut but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jankens blocking some punches.
Spangler takes a shot to the head.
Spangler is trying to force a seperation but Jankens has the dominant position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jankens.
A left hand lands to the body for Jankens. #T2#
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Spangler's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jankens works on Spangler's body with a couple of short punches.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Jankens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spangler tries a body shot but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
Spangler swings wildly with an uppercut but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens. #BC#
Spangler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A big left from Jankens misses.
Jankens takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jankens steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Spangler.
Spangler misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
Spangler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#KD2#
Jankens lands a left and a right that send Spangler crashing to the mat, dazed. Jankens thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#Spangler is rocked!#CL2#
Jankens instigates a clinch.
Oh Spangler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jankens creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Spangler has had enough of the clinch but Jankens keeps him there for the moment.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Spangler blocking some punches.
Spangler is trying to push Jankens away but Jankens has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jankens lands a hook that snaps the head of Spangler backwards.
Jankens lands with a left to the head.
Spangler looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens pushes Spangler back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Spangler to his knees! Jankens keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Janky Jankens!
An out of breath Janky Jankens thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Nick Spangler stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be back for your soul'.

Event: LAFC 16
Date: Nov 27, 2021

#R1#
Nice sprawl there from Jankens as Straka shoots in.
Straka misses with a wild body shot.
Straka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Straka has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Straka needs to keep his hands up - Jankens had a free shot at his head there.
Straka looks to throw the jab but Jankens is out of range.
Jankens fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Straka on the side of the head.
Straka takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Jankens throws a shot to the body.
Straka moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Straka throws a jab but it's blocked by Jankens.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jankens lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lubor Straka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jankens tries to bum rush Straka with a series of wild strikes but Straka uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jankens uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Straka.
Jankens cracks Straka with a hook to the temple - Straka is on wobbly legs here! Jankens swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Straka falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Jankens wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Janky Jankens!
A victorious Janky Jankens thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: LAFC 14 Mogh vs Ee
Date: Nov 13, 2021

#R1#
Mihailov shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Mihailov swinging wildly here.
Jankens uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mihailov has time to react.
Jankens throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mihailov stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mihailov looks to land a left hand but Jankens moved out of range nicely.
Mihailov pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jankens scores with the left hand. Mihailov knows he should have avoided that one.
Mihailov misses with a wild body shot.
A little jabbing left from Jankens on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jankens scores with the left hand. Mihailov knows he should have avoided that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mihailov throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Mihailov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jankens.
Jankens uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mihailov.
Jankens looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Mihailov with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jankens to score with a decent uppercut.#T1#
Mihailov throws out a loose jab but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jankens fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Janky Jankens seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Jankens has managed to clinch.
Mihailov definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Mihailov backwards.
Jankens lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jankens digs a right hand into Mihailov's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mihailov's gas tank.
Jankens lands with a right to the head.
Jankens gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Mihailov.
Mihailov is breathing heavily.
Jankens works on Mihailov's body with a couple of short punches.
Jankens lands a shot to the body.
Jankens lands a hook that snaps the head of Mihailov backwards.
Jankens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mihailov's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jankens scores with a nice hook to the head.#ROC2#Mihailov is rocked!#T2#
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
Oh Mihailov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A short body shot lands from Jankens as the two fighters clinch.
Jankens creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Mihailov with a big uppercut! Mihailov tries to clinch up but Jankens pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Mihailov to the mat! Mihailov covers up and Jankens unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Janky Jankens!
A victorious Janky Jankens thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: LAFC 7 Shewmaker vs Mogh
Date: Sep 29, 2021

#R1#
Briggs listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Briggs misses the shot to the body.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Briggs has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jankens looks to land a left hand but Briggs moved out of range nicely.
Jankens just misses with a punch to the body.
Jankens clobbers Briggs with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jankens takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Janky Jankens seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jankens. Briggs does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jankens looks to land a right hand but Briggs moved out of range.
Jankens throws a hook but Briggs avoids it easily.
Briggs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jankens bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Briggs does no damage.
Jankens throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Briggs counters with a left to the body.
Jankens throws a right hand that misses
and Briggs counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Briggs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jankens.
Jankens slips a jab and a cross from Briggs. #T1#
A big right from Jankens misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Briggs misses.
Jankens walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jankens definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens misses with a lunging right hand
and Briggs counters with a right hand to the body. #KD2#
Briggs feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jankens sprawling to the canvas! Jankens rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Briggs finish him?! #ROC2#Jankens is rocked!
Jankens slips a jab and a cross from Briggs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Briggs swings for the body but Jankens moves out of range. #CL#
Jankens closes the distance and clinches.
Jankens fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jankens.
Briggs's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jankens swings wildly with an uppercut but Briggs uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Jankens tries to work over Briggs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
Jankens misses with a punch on the inside.
Briggs stalling in the clinch but Jankens improves position.
Briggs can't break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Jankens fails to land.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
Jankens is struggling to control the position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Briggs.
Jankens misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jankens works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Briggs throws a punch but it's blocked by Jankens. #T3#
Jankens fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jankens blocks a body shot from Briggs.
Jankens misses with a body punch.
Briggs goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
Briggs blocks an uppercut.
Jankens swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Briggs. #T4#
Briggs is trying to break free.
Jankens tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Briggs.
Jankens misses with the head strike.
Briggs wants to break free but Jankens has control.
Jankens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jankens lands with a short shot to the head.
Briggs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jankens.
Briggs struggles to land a body shot inside as Jankens controls his hands.
Briggs blocking some punches.
Briggs blocks an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Jankens throws a head punch that misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Macka Briggs will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Jankens throws out a loose jab but Briggs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Briggs swinging wildly here.
Jankens lands a glancing blow to the side of Briggs's head.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Briggs was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Briggs throws a hook to the side of Jankens's head but Jankens sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Briggs throws out a powerful jab.
Briggs swings and misses with a hook to the body. #KD2#
Briggs cracks Jankens with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Briggs has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Jankens to stand back up!
Oh Jankens is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jankens tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Briggs paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jankens seems to have got his legs back now.
Jankens is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
It seemed like Briggs was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Briggs! Jankens is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macka Briggs!
Macka Briggs bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
The defeated Janky Jankens had this to say: 'Fucking janky'.

Event: LAFC 5 Pulver vs Kilmeister
Date: Sep 15, 2021

#R1#
Jankens misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Starfish.
Starfish throws a hook but Jankens avoids it easily.
Jankens fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Starfish swings for the body but Jankens moves out of range.
Jankens avoids the body shot from Starfish.
Jankens lands with a hook. Starfish tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jankens throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Starfish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Starfish swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jankens definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Starfish takes a swing at Jankens's ribcage but misses.
Jankens was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starfish misses the body punch
and Jankens counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jankens connects with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starfish slips a jab from Jankens.
Nice uppercut there from Starfish.
Jankens avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jankens lands a nice shot to the body. #T1#
Starfish misses with a wild body shot.
Starfish takes a jab right on the kisser.
Starfish ducks right into an uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jankens scores with a sloppy right hand. Starfish should have avoided that one.
Starfish uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jankens.
Starfish rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jankens moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Starfish looks winded!
Starfish misses with a hook.
Starfish walks into a stiff left hand from Jankens.
Jankens works Starfish's body with a nice hook.
Starfish swings for the body but Jankens moves out of range.
The crowd cheers as Jankens lands an impressive looking overhand right. Starfish doesn't seem phased though.
Starfish falls off balance throwing a combination
and Jankens counters with a left to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jankens scores with a decent looking hook.
Starfish has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.#T2#
Starfish on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A left lands for Jankens.#CL#
Jankens has managed to clinch.
Jankens working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jankens lands a left hand.
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Starfish's head.
Jankens lands a right hand.
Jankens scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jankens lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Starfish wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Starfish takes a shot to the head.
Jankens softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jankens is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T3#
Jankens lands a body punch.
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Jankens scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jankens cracks Starfish with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Jankens.
Nice body punch from Jankens.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jankens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Jankens lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens lands a body punch.
Jankens lands a left hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right hook to the body lands for Jankens. #T4#
Jankens holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Jankens working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
Still in the clinch, Jankens scores with a nice short uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jankens creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Starfish takes a shot to the head.
Jankens lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Come on Jankens - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Nice body punch from Jankens.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Jankens scores with a nice strike.
Jankens is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Starfish can do to turn this around?#CL#
Jankens has managed to clinch.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jankens.
Jankens has Starfish pushed against the cage.
Jankens lands with a light punch inside.
Starfish is trying to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling him.
Starfish is trying to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling him.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike.
Jankens lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Starfish is breathing heavily.
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Janky Jankens has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jankens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jankens is working Starfish over against the cage.
Jankens presses Starfish against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T1#
Jankens lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jankens.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Starfish can't break the clinch.
Jankens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Starfishs head.
Jankens cracks Starfish with a nice body shot.
A shot in the inside from Jankens.
Jankens scores with a nice hook to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens.
A body shot lands from Jankens.
Jankens keeps control of Starfish as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Starfish's head.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.#T2#
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Starfish's head.
Starfish tries to break the clinch but Jankens is controlling the position.
A short right from Jankens.
Jankens throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Starfishs head.
A short left from Jankens.
A shot in the inside from Jankens.
Jankens lands with a light punch inside.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike.
Jankens gets through Starfish's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens scores with a hook to the body.
Jankens lands a body punch in the clinch.
Jankens is stalling here.
Jankens lands a left hand. #T3#
Jankens scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jankens.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A short left from Jankens.
Jankens lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Starfish up against the cage.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
Jankens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good body shot from Jankens.
Jankens works on Starfish's body with a couple of short punches.
Jankens softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Jankens working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Starfish's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T4#
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A shot in the inside from Jankens.
Jankens lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens lands a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jankens.
Jankens cracks Starfish with a nice body shot.
Jankens lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jankens lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC#Starfish is rocked!
Jankens lands a right hand.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jankens creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens lands with a left to the head.
Starfish is still on wobbly legs! Can Jankens finish him?
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Jankens fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Starfish seems to have recovered his senses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Starfish. Jankens does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jankens slips a jab and a cross from Starfish.
Stevie Starfish is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Starfish walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Starfish waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jankens.
Jankens throws a series of strikes that have Starfish backpedaling.
Starfish takes a jab right on the kisser. #CL#
Jankens pushes Starfish up against the cage in a clinch.
Jankens throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Starfish's head.
Jankens lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Jankens as the two fighters clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starfish's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jankens is working Starfish over against the cage.
A short uppercut from Jankens. #T1#
A short left from Jankens.
Jankens lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Starfish takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jankens cracks Starfish with a nice body shot.
Starfish's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Good body shot from Jankens.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Jankens.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jankens lands a left hand.
Jankens scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jankens lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
A short uppercut from Jankens.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jankens lands with a short shot to the head.
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T2#
Jankens lands a hook that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
Jankens lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starfish backwards.
A short right from Jankens.
Jankens softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Starfish's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jankens pushes Starfish back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jankens has Starfish pushed against the cage.
Jankens gets through Starfish's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jankens lands a left hand.
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jankens lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jankens scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Jankens. #T3#
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jankens lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Jankens as the two fighters clinch.
Jankens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jankens lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
Jankens lands with a short shot to the head.
Jankens lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jankens stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jankens lands a right hand.
Jankens gets through Starfish's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jankens creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jankens makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Jankens on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens. #T4#
A right handed body shot lands from Jankens.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jankens lands with a left to the head.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A hook to the body from Jankens.
A right hook to the body lands for Jankens.
Jankens scores with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Jankens - that landed with a thud.
Jankens avoiding damage.
A nice left hand lands by Jankens.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jankens scores with a shot to the side of Starfish's head.
Jankens lands with a right to the head.
Stevie Starfish has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jankens lands a shot to the body.
Jankens lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Janky Jankens showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jankens has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:25
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:25
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Janky Jankens!
Janky Jankens thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: LAFC 3 Jackson vs Tellurite
Date: Sep 01, 2021

#R1##CL2#
Reese has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jankens stops a takedown attempt from Reese.
Reese is trying to pull guard but Jankens has him pressed against the cage.
Jankens has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#TD2#
Reese gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Reese controlling the pace.
Jankens is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Still in half guard, Reese seems content to control.
Jankens on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jankens tries to get out of the position.
It looks like Reese might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T1#
Reese takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Reese keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Jankens is looking for a sweep. Reese is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Reese seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Reese is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
Reese working for a guillotine from mount but Jankens is in no mood to give up. #T2#
Jankens tries to reverse the position but Reese maintains control.
Jankens is bucking up trying to escape but Reese cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Jankens is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Reese takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Jankens is trying to escape the mount. #SUB2#
Jankens tries to improve his position but Reese has taken his back! Reese has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will Jankens tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Reese pushes Jankens away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). John Reese!
Janky Jankens was interviewed post fight and said 'Fucking janky'.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 27, 2021

#R1#
Goldberg ducks under a wild hook from Jankens.
Goldberg on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Goldberg has his takedown stuffed
and Jankens counters with a nice body shot.
Goldberg with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jankens cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jankens tests Goldberg's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jankens's corner calls for a 1-2. Jankens obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Goldberg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jankens counters with a nice body shot.
Goldberg avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Goldberg slips a jab and a cross from Jankens.
Jankens throws out a loose jab but Goldberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jankens looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Goldberg with a poor takedown
and Jankens counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Goldberg thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bill Goldberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goldberg rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jankens makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Goldberg misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jankens lands with a shot to the body. #T1#
Jankens misses the jab.
Goldberg feinted with a counter takedown.
Goldberg tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jankens swivels and escapes.
Goldberg shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Jankens counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jankens lands a head shot.
Jankens clobbers Goldberg with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jankens throws a right hand that Goldberg ducks under and follows up with a left that Goldberg also avoids with ease.
Goldberg gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jankens makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jankens cracks Goldberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Goldberg misses with an uppercut
and Jankens cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Goldberg with a poor takedown
and Jankens counters with a stiff right hand.
Goldberg is breathing heavily.
Jankens lands a really nice looking cross but Goldberg seems unphased.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jankens lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.#T2#
Jankens throws a jab but it's blocked by Goldberg.
Goldberg tries to move into range but Jankens moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Goldberg throws an off balance right hand
and Jankens counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Nice straight punches there by Jankens. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jankens.#TD#
Goldberg closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Goldberg wants to take a breather but Jankens is having none of it.
Jankens wants to control but Goldberg is keeping busy.
Goldberg perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T3#
Jankens is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jankens trying to control from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jankens ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goldberg moves away.
Jankens defending well as Goldberg loads up on a big left hand.
A nice side step and Jankens releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Goldberg with a poor takedown
enabling Jankens to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Goldberg slips under a jab from Jankens.
Jankens misses with a body shot.
Jankens throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Goldberg.
Jankens bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Goldberg's head backwards.
Goldberg throws a poor cross that misses
and Jankens counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Goldberg tries for a takedown but Jankens sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jankens scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Goldberg doesn't seem bothered though.
Jankens scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jankens paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jankens slips under a jab from Goldberg.
Jankens uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Goldberg.#TD#
Goldberg changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jankens looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Goldberg definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens tries to bench press Goldberg off him but Goldberg keeps the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Janky Jankens dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Jankens ducks under a wild hook from Goldberg.
Goldberg on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Jankens connects with the punch.
Jankens has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD#
Goldberg throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jankens was covering up waiting for the punch and Goldberg finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Goldberg controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Jankens can do anything to dispel that myth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Jankens wants to sweep but no luck.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Goldberg slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Goldberg fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jankens sprawls well initially but Goldberg persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Goldberg scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T2#
Jankens tries to roll over but Goldberg keeps him under control.
Jankens is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Goldberg scores with a couple of nice shots.
Goldberg controlling the action here.
Jankens wants to control the action here but instead Goldberg manages to pass to full mount!
Goldberg lands with some strikes.
Goldberg controlling from mount.
Goldberg working away from the top, dropping strikes.#T3#
Jankens is trying to escape the mount.
Jankens really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Goldberg. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Goldberg landing punches.
Goldberg landing strikes, looking to finish!
Jankens really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Jankens is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jankens is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Goldberg lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Goldberg lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
A nice elbow there by Goldberg.#T4#
Goldberg controlling the position easily from mount.
Jankens is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Goldberg controlling his opponent.
Goldberg landing strikes from the mount and Jankens is in trouble!
Goldberg controlling the position easily from mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Goldberg connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Bill Goldberg dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Jankens is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goldberg.
Jankens ducks under a wild hook from Goldberg.
A little jabbing left from Jankens on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Goldberg looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Goldberg moves out of range as Jankens strikes.
Goldberg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jankens as he avoids it easily. #TD#
Jankens gets caught flat footed, as Goldberg shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Goldberg controlling from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Goldberg has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Goldberg distracts Jankens with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jankens throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Jankens can't keep his opponent in guard - Goldberg advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Goldberg working the head and body with strikes.
Goldberg working over Jankens with some ground and pound. Jankens looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Goldberg in particular looking to stall.
Goldberg's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Jankens tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Goldberg has advanced to mount. Uh oh. #T2#
Goldberg controlling the position easily from mount.
Jankens is desperately trying to improve his position but Goldberg has a good base and remains in mount.
The referee warns Jankens that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Goldberg prevents Jankens from getting the reversal.
Jankens keeps trying to improve his position.#T3#
Jankens wants to control but Goldberg is having none of it.
Goldberg controlling the position easily from mount.
Goldberg lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bill Goldberg overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Goldberg sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Goldberg cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Goldberg cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers! #T4#
Goldberg working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Goldberg sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Goldberg landing strikes, looking to finish!
Jankens wants to control but Goldberg is having none of it.
Jankens taking shots to the head.
Goldberg looking to control and managing it successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jankens really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Goldberg connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bill Goldberg showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Goldberg has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bill Goldberg!
Bill Goldberg made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'WHOSE NEXT?????!!!!'.
The defeated Janky Jankens had this to say: 'Fucking janky'.

Event: QFC Tournament 1059 Round 2
Date: Aug 20, 2021

#R1#
Nasty throws a one two combo.
Jankens misses the jab.
Nasty rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jankens counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nasty tries to bum rush Jankens with a series of wild strikes but Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jankens misses with a series of wild punches.
Nasty misses with a looping right.
Nasty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty lunges at Jankens with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jankens's hand.
Nasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Nasty throws a right hand that misses
and Jankens counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nasty avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Nasty goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A telegraphed right hand from Nasty misses the target.
Jankens misses with a double jab
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Jankens throws a lazy uppercut
and Nasty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jankens's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Nasty connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jankens scrambles back to his feet.
Nasty missing with a left hand there. Jankens was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nasty rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jankens counters with a straight right hand.
Nasty throws a looping overhand right but Jankens ducks down to avoid it.
Nasty connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jankens. Jankens circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
Jankens fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nasty manages to avoid it.
Jankens looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Jankens misses.
Nasty slips under a jab from Jankens.
Nasty scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely. #T2#
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nasty throws a jab but it's blocked by Jankens.
Jankens misses the jab.
Nasty connects with the punch.
Nasty connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nasty throws a looping overhand right but Jankens ducks down to avoid it.
Jankens throwing a counter right hand but Nasty manages to avoid it.
Nasty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jankens slips under a jab.
Nasty takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nasty misses the jab.
Jankens went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Nasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jankens. #T3#
Jankens takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Nasty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jankens misses with a body shot.
Nasty might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Nasty misses the jab.
Nasty cracks Jankens with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jankens looks to land a right hand but Nasty moved out of range.
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jankens slips under a jab from Nasty.
Nasty thuds a left hand into Jankens's body.
Nasty throws out a loose jab but Jankens uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nasty is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jankens had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Jankens misses the shot to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Nasty.#T4#
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Nasty's head but Nasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jankens misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A punch combination from Nasty misses.
Jankens throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nasty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jankens keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Nasty feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jankenss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Jankens slips under a jab.
Jankens was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jankens misses with a right hand
and Nasty counters with a stiff right hand.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirt Nasty dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Nasty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jankens moves away.
Jankens swings widly with a right hand
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
Nasty connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jankens momentarily.
A telegraphed right hand from Jankens misses the target.
Nasty looks to land a right hand but Jankens moved out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jankens might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Jankens will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nice defenses there by Jankens.
Nasty fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasty connects with a body shot that sends Jankens's belly button to the back.
Jankens takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nasty swings widly with a right hand
and Jankens counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jankens misses the body punch
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Nasty throws a hook to the side of Jankens's head but Jankens sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nasty takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nasty lands a really nice looking cross but Jankens seems unphased.
Jankens lands a jab to the head.
Nasty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jankens.
Nice straight punches there by Jankens. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jankens.
A cross from Nasty lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jankens. Nasty does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jankens throws a predictable looking body shot
and Nasty counters with a nice uppercut.
Jankens misses with a wild body shot.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nasty darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jankens takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jankens is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nasty.
Nasty bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jankens's head backwards.
Nasty misses with a lunging right hand
and Jankens counters with a straight right hand.
Nasty misses with a hook.
A punch combination from Nasty misses.
Dirt Nasty seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nasty thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dirt Nasty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Nasty scores with a four punch combination!
Jankens comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nasty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Jankens throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nasty sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jankens swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#T3#
Nasty moves out of range of the strikes.
Nasty slips a jab from Jankens.
Nasty throws out a counter right but Jankens avoids it with no problem.
The fighters circling - Jankens throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nasty misses with a looping right.
Jankens moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nasty swings widly with a right hand
and Jankens counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nasty avoids the body shot from Jankens.
Jankens slips under a jab.
Jankens swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nasty misses with a left hand
and Jankens counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nasty swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jankens counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nasty is breathing heavily.
Nasty lunges at Jankens with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jankens's hand. #T4#
Jankens steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Jankens throws a hook to the side of Nasty's head but Nasty sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jankens is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nasty.
Nice body punch from Nasty.
Jankens swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jankens misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Nasty to counter with a crisp jab.
Jankens takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nasty has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jankens scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jankens looks to throw the jab but Nasty is out of range.
Jankens misses with a double jab.
Jankens slips a jab from Nasty.
Jankens swings widly with a right hand
and Nasty cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirt Nasty showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Nasty throws a hook but Jankens blocks it.
Jankens pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Nasty! But no joy.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nasty throws a shot from downtown. Jankens moves away and avoids it.
Some wild striking there from Jankens.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Jab from Nasty.
Nasty misses with a right hand
and Jankens cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nasty scores with a sloppy right hand. Jankens should have avoided that one.
Nasty misses with a few strikes there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jankens.#T1#
Jankens lands with a straight right. Nasty didn't see that one coming.
Jankens looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nasty loads up on a big right hand but Jankens slips the punch.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
A swing and a miss from Jankens.
Jankens throws a nice looking combination but Nasty bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nasty misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Jankens to counter with a crisp jab.
Nasty misses with a straight left.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
Nasty cracks Jankens with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A right-left combo lands from Nasty.
Jankens displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nasty throws out the jab.
Nice jab there from Jankens.
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jankens uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nasty.
Janky Jankens has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Nasty throws a one two combo.
Nasty takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jankens misses with a double jab.
A big right from Nasty misses.
Nasty throws the left hand but Jankens avoids the punch easily.
Nasty is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jankens misses with a body shot.
Jankens rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Nasty counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jankens thinking.
Jankens misses with a wild combination.
Nasty bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jankens lands a glancing blow to the side of Nasty's head.#T3#
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
Jankens throws a sloppy body shot
and Nasty counters with a two punch combo.
Nasty connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jankens's hands.
Jankens uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nasty.
Nasty misses with a hook. Jankens ducked under it nicely.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jankens ducks under a wild hook from Nasty.
Jankens looks to score with a jab to the body but Nasty is just out of range.
It seemed like Nasty was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nasty looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty throws a jab when Jankens was well out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Jankens misses the target.
Jankens throws a left and a right that both miss
and Nasty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
Jankens throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jankens throws a body punch but Nasty moves out of range.
Jankens throws an off balance right hand
letting Nasty counter with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nasty moves out of range as Jankens strikes.
Jankens throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nasty is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Jankens jabbing away but nothing is landing.
It seemed like Nasty was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nasty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jankens throws a shot from downtown. Nasty moves away and avoids it.
Jankens throws the left hand but Nasty avoids the punch easily.
Jankens throws a lazy right hand but Nasty sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirt Nasty comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nasty has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Chris Dean scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!
Judge Topper Green scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight for Dirt Nasty!

Dirt Nasty wins by unanimous decision!
A less than humble Dirt Nasty misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
The defeated Janky Jankens had this to say: 'Fucking janky'.

Event: QFC Tournament 1059 Round 1
Date: Aug 19, 2021

#R1#
Jankens avoids a kick to the body.
Antonov tries to clinch up
and Jankens counters with a straight right hand.
Antonov goes for a double leg but Jankens avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Jankens continues to drive forward.
Antonov tries to circle away but Jankens has him pinned against the cage.
Antonov wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Jankens has him pressed against the cage.
Antonov tries to pull guard but Jankens holds him up against the cage and eventually Antonov drops back down to his feet.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jankens.
Antonov is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Koldan Antonov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Antonov goes for a takedown attempt but Jankens pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Antonov tries to clinch there but Jankens circles away.
Jankens doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Jankens lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Antonov at a distance.
Jankens lands a right hook to the body.
Antonov will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.#T1#
Jankens connects with a crisp jab. #CUT2#It looks like Koldan Antonov has been cut.
Antonov wants to clinch but Jankens slips to the side
and Jankens counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jankens scores with a nice head shot.
Antonov shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Antonov takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Antonov shoots and misses
and Jankens counters with a stiff right hand.
Antonov is breathing heavily.
Jankens connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Antonov's hands.#ROC2#Antonov is rocked!
A left and a right from Jankens both land. Nice combination.
Oh Antonov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Antonov walks straight into a right hand from Jankens - that's dropped him! Jankens jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Antonov from any more punishment! Antonov complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Janky Jankens!
Janky Jankens bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

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