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Event: HZN Fight Night Kape v Slow     
Date:   Mar 31, 2024
#R1##CL2#
Slow forces Kape back against the cage and clinches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kape creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kape lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Slow or not.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kape pushes Slow back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kape lands a shoulder strike.
Kape tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
Kape fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
I was talking to Kape's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slow tries a body shot but Kape blocks it.
Kape lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Kape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kape blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow works on Kape's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch on the inside from Kape fails to land.
Kape prevents a body shot from Slow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Kape backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kape.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kape creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Kape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Kape backwards. #T1#
Kape throws a head punch that misses.
Kape misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Kape controls the action.
Kape presses Slow against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kape blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slow.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Kape uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kape.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Kape lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Kape.
Kape fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kape struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
Kape doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow blocking some punches.
Kape working aggressively here.
Kape stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T2#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Kape lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Kape avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Kape presses Slow against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Kape misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kape.
Kape scores with a shoulder strike.
Slow tries to work over Kape's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kape makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#ROC#Slow is rocked!
Kape pushes Slow against the cage. Kape is working some dirty boxing. Kape pushes off with a quick right hook! Slow goes down! Slow tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Kape moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mafula Kape!

 

Event: HZN 10 Tenryu v Tuythuhlz     
Date:   Mar 02, 2024
#R1#
Vourture takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slow throws a combination. Vourture tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Vourture lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Jab by Slow.
Slow misses with a lunging right hand
and Vourture counters with a good, hard body kick but Slow shrugs it off.
Vourture looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vourture throws a wild body kick that Slow sees coming a mile off.
Slow bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Vourture keeps the fight on the outside.
Vourture throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slow misses with the combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vourture.
Vourture throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. #T1#
Vourture has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vourture there as he acknowledges the shot.
Vourture thuds his shin into the meat of Slow's side.
Slow defending well as Vourture loads up on a big left hand.
Vourture throws a lazy uppercut
and Slow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slow is looking to clinch.
Vourture ducks under a wild hook from Slow.
Vourture throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Slow counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Vourture throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Vourture paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Slow wants to clinch up but Vourture keeps it at a distance.
Vourture appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#CL2#
Slow gets a clinch.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Vourture avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Vourture missing with knees to the body. #T2#
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Vourture backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Slow blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.#BC#
Vourture breaks from the clinch.
Vourture feints and then cracks Slow's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Slow down.
Slow checks a low kick from Vourture.#CL2#
Slow drives through and clinches with Vourture against the cage. #BC#
Vourture breaks the clinch.
Vourture pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Slow throws a hook to the side of Vourture's head but Vourture sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Vourture fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slow is out of range.
Jab from Slow.
Slow scores with a sloppy right hand. Vourture should have avoided that one.
A punch combination from Slow misses.
And Vourture counters with a quick kick to the body but Slow blocks it.
Vourture is looking to slow Slow down with leg kicks. #T3#
Vourture tries to land a leg kick but Slow saw it coming and moves away.
Vourture tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slow is looking to clinch.
Vourture jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Slow rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Vourture counters with a nice low kick that buckles Slow's knee momentarily.
Slow wants to clinch.
A head kick misses from Vourture.
Slow is looking for the big counter here.
Slow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Vourture.
Slow keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Vourture manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T4#
Slow tries to clinch but Vourture is having none of it.
Vourture on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Slow slips a straight right by Vourture.
Slow is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Vourture with a body shot.
Slow just misses with a punch to the body.
Slow lands a jab to the nose.
Vourture uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slow.#CL2#
Slow forces Vourture back against the cage and clinches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vourture tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow. #BC#
Vourture escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slow misses with a straight right.
Vourture swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slow moves out of range of the body kick.
Vourture moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Slow moves out of range of the body kick.
Slow is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Vourture had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Vourture swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Slim Slow will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Vourture showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Slow.
Vourture throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slow avoids it.
Vourture avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Vourture quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slow has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Vourture has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Vourture moves forwards but Slow connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd cheers as Slow lands an impressive looking overhand right. Vourture doesn't seem phased though.
Slow wants to clinch up but Vourture keeps it at a distance.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slow wants to clinch up but Vourture keeps it at a distance.
Vourture appears to be looking for a big counter.
Slow on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow throws a predictable looking body shot
and Vourture counters with a leg kick.
Slow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Good standup being displayed there by Slow as he connects with a hook.
Vourture pulls out of a head kick attempt. #T1#
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Vourture swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Vourture appears to be looking for a big counter.
Vourture moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Slim Slow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slow throws a right hand that Vourture ducks under and follows up with a left that Vourture also avoids with ease.
Decent striking displayed by Slow there.
Vourture dodges the punch combination from Slow.
Vourture will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slow lands with a cross.
Slow fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Vourture looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Vourture thows a leg kick but Slow checks it
and Slow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vourture walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#T2#
Slow throws a left and a right that both miss
and Vourture counters with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Vourture slips under a jab.
Vourture thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Slow if he has to take too many more of those.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slow tries to clinch but Vourture moves out of range.
Vourture is looking to counter with a body kick.
Vourture moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A jab from Slow finds it's way through Vourture's defenses.
Vourture throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Slow makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Vourture throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Slow counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #CL2#
Slow forces Vourture back against the cage and clinches.#BC#
Vourture manages to break the clinch.
Slow looks to land a combination but Vourture avoids it well.
Slow is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Slow tries to clinch there but Vourture circles away. #T3##CL2#
Slow fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Vourture, pushing him back against the cage.#BC#
Vourture breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slow throws the left hand but Vourture avoids the punch easily.
Slow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Vourture throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Vourture swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Vourture avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slow throws a right hand that Vourture ducks under and follows up with a left that Vourture also avoids with ease.
Slow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vourture looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Slow working aggressively here.
Vourture scores a nice knee to the body. #BC#
Vourture breaks from the clinch.
Slow cracks Vourture with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Slow catches Vourture with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vourture throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Slow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slow has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Vourture.#CL2#
Slow rushes Vourture and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Good body shot from Vourture.
Vourture takes a shot to the head.
Vourture with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Vourture looking to stall. #BC#
Vourture breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Slow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Vourture manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Vourture looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Slow throws a series of strikes that have Vourture backpedaling.
Slow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vourture walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Vourture slips under a jab.
As Slow backs away, Vourture returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slow checks a leg kick.
Slow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slow scores with a body shot.
Slow connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vourture momentarily.
A big right from Vourture misses.
Slow let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vourture pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slow doesn't manage to clinch there - Vourture circles away.
Vourture throws a quick inside leg kick.
Slow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vourture fires out a quick counter leg kick but Slow just manages to avoid it.#T1##CL2#
Slow rushes Vourture and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vourture blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vourture unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Slow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Vourture blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vourture lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
Vourture unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vourture is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Slow's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.#BC#
Vourture escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A low kick from Vourture misses
and Slow counters with a nice uppercut.
Vourture throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Vourture throws a counter high kick but Slow was just alert enough to avoid it.
Slow throws a shot from downtown. Vourture moves away and avoids it.
Slow tries to clinch up.
Slow misses with a few strikes there.
Slim Slow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slow missing with a left hand there. Vourture was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Vourture was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Slow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slow misses with a hook. Vourture ducked under it nicely.
Slow throws a right and a left that Vourture avoids nicely.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slow checks a leg kick.
Slow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Vourture keeps the fight on the outside.
Vourture swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.
Vourture buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Vourture shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. #T3#
Slow is looking to clinch.
Slow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slow slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Slow throws a hook to the side of Vourture's head but Vourture sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slow wants to clinch.
Vishis Vourture has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Good standup being displayed there by Slow as he connects with a hook.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Vourture swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As Slow backs away, Vourture returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T4#
Vourture misses with a leg kick.
Vourture throws the kick towards the body but Slow avoids it.
Slow is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Vourture throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Slow moves out of range as Vourture throws a body kick.
Vourture chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Vourture throws a low kick but Slow moves out of range easily.
Slow moves in looking to clinch but Vourture pushes him off.
Vourture appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Vourture keeps the fight on the outside.
Slow scores with a sloppy right hand. Vourture should have avoided that one.
A big right from Vourture misses.
Vourture misses with an uppercut
and Slow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!

Slim Slow was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: HZN 6 Tenryu v Farah     
Date:   Feb 09, 2024
#R1#
Tacarante smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tacarante drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Slow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tacarante swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.
Tacarante uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slow.
Nice shot lands for Tacarante.
Slow misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tacarante thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tacarante keeps the fight on the outside.
Tacarante misses with an uppercut
and Slow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slow darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Slow with a nice cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slow missing with a left hand there. Tacarante was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Tacarante throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.#T1##TD#
Tacarante gets a double leg takedown into Slow's guard.
Tacarante prevents Slow from getting back to his feet.
Tacarante's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Slow wants to stand up but Tacarante is controlling him.
Tacarante content to stall in guard here.
Slow wants to get back to his feet but Tacarante is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.#T2##REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Slow lunges at Tacarante with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Tacarante's hand.
Slow tries to clinch up
and Tacarante counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Slow thinking. #CL2#
Tacarante gets tackled into the cage by Slow. Slow maintains the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Tacarante scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Tacarante.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short uppercut from Tacarante.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Slow. #TD#
Tacarante manages to pull guard. #SUB#
Tacarante looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Tacarante pulls Slow in close to prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Tacarante is trying to control the position but Slow postures up.
Tacarante pulls Slow in close to his closed guard and prevents Slow from doing any damage or advancing position.
Tacarante might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB#
Tacarante working for a triangle but Slow defends it easily.
Slow wants to stand but Tacarante is controlling his posture from full guard. #SU2#
Slow decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Slow scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Tacarante throws a lazy right hand but Slow sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slow throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tacarante. #T4#
Tacarante waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slow.
Donk. Slow catches Tacarante right on the button with a cross.
Slow lands a jab to Tacarante's midsection.
Tacarante misses with a wild body shot.
Tacarante looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Slow misses.
Tacarante swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tacarante connects with a body shot that sends Slow's belly button to the back.
Slow with a hook.
Slow misses with a wild combination.
Slow darts in trying to clinch
and Tacarante counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Slow thinking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slow tries to clinch there but Tacarante circles away.
Slow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Slim Slow will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Tacarante throws a series of punches but Slow avoids them all with ease.
Slow tries to clinch up.
Tacarante takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow throws a series of punches but Tacarante avoids them all with ease.
Slow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tacarante moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tacarante.
A combination from Slow does no damage.
Tacarante fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slow drops his hands momentarily and Tacarante takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slow darts in trying to clinch
and Tacarante cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
Slow instigates a clinch.
Tacarante tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Tacarante. #ROC#Slow is rocked!#T1##TD#
Tacarante manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Slow is still in real trouble! Can Tacarante finish him?#SUB#
Tacarante is looking for a triangle but Slow pushes his legs off easily.
Slow wants to stand and escape but instead Tacarante has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Tacarante is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Tacarante's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Tacarante.
Tacarante has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Slow seems to have recovered his senses.
Tacarante stops Slow from standing up.
Tacarante slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Slow is looking to stand back up but Tacarante counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Slow. #T2#
Tacarante controlling the action here.
Slow wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Tacarante seems to be looking for submissions.
Tacarante moves nicely into side control.
Saul Tacarante overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Tacarante prevents Slow from escaping the position.
Slow is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.#SUB#
Tacarante wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Slow, who protects the arm well. #T3#
Tacarante content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though. #SUB#
Tacarante looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Slow is trying to get back to his feet.#ES2#
Slow throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!#TD#
Tacarante scores with a takedown into Slow's guard.

Slow is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched. #T4#
Tacarante blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Come on Tacarante - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Slow working aggressively here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Tacarante blocking some punches.
Slow tries to work over Tacarante's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Tacarante avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage. #TD#
Tacarante jumps guard. #SUB#
Tacarante escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Slow gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Tacarante holds on and takes a little breather. #SU2#
Slow decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Tacarante, up you get!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Saul Tacarante will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Tacarante throws an off balance right hand
and Slow cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Slow feints a jab promting Tacarante to slip. Slow then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Tacarante slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Tacarante lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A combination from Slow does no damage.
Slow fails to land with a series of punches.
Tacarante punishes Slow's body with a nice straight punch.
Slow bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Slow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tacarante moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slow with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tacarante to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left and a right from Tacarante both land. Nice combination.
Tacarante takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Slow lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL2#
Slow clinches with his opponent. #T1#
Tacarante taking a breather. #BC#
Tacarante pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tacarante uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slow.
Tacarante swings for the body but Slow moves out of range.
Slow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slow has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Slow misses with a double jab
enabling Tacarante to counter with a crisp jab.
Slow connects with a body shot.
Slow looks to clinch
and Tacarante counters with a crisp right that sends Slow to the canvas! Tacarante follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Saul Tacarante!
A relieved looking Saul Tacarante thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: APEX 12     
Date:   Nov 26, 2023
#R1#
Slow takes a swing at Rooster's ribcage but misses. #CL#
Slow instigates a clinch.
Rooster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rooster blocks an uppercut.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Rooster controls the action. #TD2#
Rooster pulls guard. #SU#
Slow stands up from guard. Let's bang!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rooster is defended easily by Slow.
Slow tests Rooster's chin there with a solid looking shot.#TD2#
Rooster gets a double leg takedown into Slow's guard.
Slow will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#ES#
Slow manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow tests Rooster's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Rooster shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slow pinned against the cage. Slow gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T1##CL#
Rooster tries to keep at a distance but Slow has taken the fight into the clinch.
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rooster has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Rooster wants to take the fight to the mat but Slow manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Slim Slow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bantam Rooster.
Rooster drops down looking for an ankle pick but Slow pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL#
Slow clinches up against the cage.
Slow lands with a light punch inside.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rooster backwards.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Rooster trying to stall but Slow improves his position.
Slow prevents a takedown attempt there.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow. #TD2#
Rooster manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back. #T2##SU#
Slow gets to his feet - Rooster follows without any prompting.
Slow looks to land a combination. Rooster sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Slow moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rooster takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Rooster is trying to force a seperation but Slow has the dominant position.
Slow lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rooster throws a knee to the head but misses.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow tries a body shot but Rooster blocks it.
Rooster blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rooster missing with knees to the body.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Rooster is looking to break free of the clinch but Slow has double underhooks. #T3#
Rooster blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Rooster can't break the clinch.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Rooster.
Rooster wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Rooster wants to break the clinch but can't.
Rooster is trying to pull guard but Slow turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Rooster drops down looking for an ankle pick but Slow pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL#
Rooster gets tackled into the cage by Slow. Slow maintains the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow pushes Rooster back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slow tries to work over Rooster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow scores with a shoulder strike.
Slow lands a body shot in the clinch. #T4#
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#TD2#
Rooster pulls guard successfully. #SU#
Slow stands and steps away. Rooster gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Slow tries to clinch there but Rooster circles away.
Slow connects with a single shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Rooster clinches up with Slow and pushes him back against the cage.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Rooster blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Rooster uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rooster blocking some punches.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.#TD2#
Rooster has clasped his hands together around Slow's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Rooster swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.#CL2#
Rooster moves into range and clinches up with Slow.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow scores with a shot to the side of Rooster's head.
Rooster wants to break free but Slow has control.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#ROC#Rooster is rocked!
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rooster can do to turn this around?
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Rooster avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow throws a head punch that misses. #BC2#
Rooster breaks from the clinch.
Rooster looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Slow throws a one two combo.
Rooster is still on wobbly legs! Can Slow finish him?#CL#
Slow takes the fight into the clinch.
Rooster is trying to pull guard but Slow turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Rooster.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Rooster uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Rooster blocking some punches.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Rooster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Rooster working aggressively here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Rooster.
Rooster blocks an uppercut.
Rooster blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rooster blocking some punches.
Rooster blocking some punches.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rooster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rooster.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rooster seems to have recovered his senses.
Slow working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Rooster avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Rooster has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Rooster controls the action.
Rooster is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Slim Slow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bantam Rooster.
Rooster wants to take the fight to the mat but Slow manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Rooster prevents a body shot from Slow. #T2#
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries to work over Rooster's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rooster tries to circle away but Slow has him pinned against the cage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Rooster blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Rooster is trying to force a seperation but Slow has the dominant position.
Slow misses with some punches. #BC2#
Rooster escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slow is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Rooster on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Rooster is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rooster closes the distance looking to clinch
and Slow counters with a left to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rooster looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've been told by Slow's head coaches at New York Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Rooster fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slow manages to avoid it.#T3#
Slow lands a head shot.
Rooster shoots for a takedown but Slow saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Rooster gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Rooster keeps the fight on the outside.
Rooster avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Rooster wants to counter the offense by Slow and move into the clinch position.
Slow tries to clinch up.
It seemed like Rooster was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
A lazy left from Slow finds it's target.#CL#
Slow pushes Rooster up against the cage in a clinch.#TD2#
Rooster gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Slow kicks Rooster off and gets back to his feet.
Bantam Rooster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slim Slow is winning the standup battle so far.
A punch combination from Slow misses.
Rooster looks to score with a jab to the body but Slow is just out of range.#CL#
Slow darts in and clinches Rooster up against the cage.
Rooster blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Rooster breaks the clinch.
Rooster looks to throw the jab but Slow is out of range.
Slow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rooster manages to avoid it.#CL#
Slow pushes Rooster up against the cage in a clinch.#T4#
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #TD2#
Rooster decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Rooster looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SU#
Slow decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Rooster swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slow. Rooster does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slow connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Rooster cracks Slow with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rooster wants to clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Rooster manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Rooster tries to keep at a distance but Slow has taken the fight into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Slow lands with a right that hurts Rooster. Rooster looks to clinch but Slow throws a short knee that drops Rooster. This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch and Knee). Slim Slow!
Slim Slow was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: DC 95: Bable v Savisto     
Date:   Oct 01, 2023
#R1#
A slapping leg kick lands for Slinger.
Slinger lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Slow scores with a nice strike.
Slinger throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL2#
Slow closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Slinger controls the action.
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slinger tries to score a body lock takedown but Slow shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow tries a body shot but Slinger blocks it.
Slow working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T1#
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slinger is working for takedown but Slow is calmly controlling the position for now.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Slinger.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slinger backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slinger has been working on his balance at Crapollas Gym, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Slow.
Slow misses with the head strike. #T2#
Slinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slingers head.
Slinger tries for a takedown but Slow manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Slinger controls his hands.
Slow lands a body shot in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slinger backwards.
Still in the clinch, Slow scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slinger wants a takedown but no success here.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Slinger uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slinger is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Slow gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Slow scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slinger has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slow gets underhooks to prevent Slinger's takedown attempt.
Slinger tries to score a body lock takedown but Slow shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Slinger has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Slow after a bit of a struggle. #T4#
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Slinger controls the action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Slinger controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow pushes Slinger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slinger's elbow.
Slow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slinger blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's time! Slinger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Slinger throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Slow connects with a looping right hand.
Slow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slow lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slinger at a distance.
Slinger takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Slow misses with a few strikes there.
Slinger misses with a head kick.
Slow lands a lovely overhand right.
Slinger shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slow works the jab nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Slim Slow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Slinger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Slow but Slow pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slow connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slinger walks into a left hand.
Slinger takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Slinger fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slow avoids it really well and circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T1#
Slow wants to clinch up but Slinger keeps it at a distance.
Slow scores with a body shot.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slow throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Slinger stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slinger changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Slow tries to avoid it but Slinger manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Slow to the ground. Slow escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Slow has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Slow scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slow misses with a jab, cross combination.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slow darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slinger tries to counter with a takedown but Slow is quick to defend against it.
Slow doesn't manage to clinch there - Slinger circles away.
Slinger shoots in for a double leg but Slow sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A nice combination there by Slow.
Slinger throws a nice outside leg kick.
Slow staying out of range there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slow lands a nice hook to Slinger's body. Slinger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slow tries to clinch but Slinger moves out of range. #T2#
Slow misses with a series of wild punches.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Slinger is defended easily by Slow.
Slow displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Slow is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Slow tries to clinch but Slinger moves out of range.
Slinger throws a lazy head kick
and Slow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slow keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Slinger looks to land a right hand but Slow moved out of range.
Slow lands a glancing blow to the side of Slinger's head.
Slow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slinger.
Slow cracks Slinger with a right hand to the side of the head.
Slinger looks for a takedown but Slow sprawls well.#T3#
Slow lands a nice hook to Slinger's body. Slinger takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slinger misses with a takedown attempt - Slow sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Slinger has a takedown stuffed.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Slinger is defended easily by Slow.
Slow misses with a series of wild punches.
Slow moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Slow connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slinger circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slow takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Slow looks to score with a jab to the body but Slinger is just out of range.#T4#
Slow slaps away a takedown attempt from Slinger, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Slinger takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slow scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slinger shoots for a takedown but Slow saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#TD#
Slinger looking to score a takedown here. Slow is defending well but Slinger drives through and ends up in Slow's guard.

Slow manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Slow fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slinger takes one to the chin there.
Slow keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#TD#
Slinger manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Slow on his heels. He'll look to pass Slow's guard now, I'm sure.

Slow manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3#
The crowd cheers as Slow lands an impressive looking overhand right. Slinger doesn't seem phased though.#CL2#
Slow closes the distance and pushes Slinger back into the cage.
Slinger blocks an uppercut.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Slinger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slinger wants a takedown but no success here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow tries a body shot but Slinger blocks it.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slow is pressed up against the cage. Slinger has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Slow down to the mat. Slow avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Slinger throws a low kick but Slow moves out of range easily.
A slow jab from Slinger misses its intended target.
Slow blocks a head kick by Slinger. #TD#
Slinger drives through with a takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Slow wants to stand up but Slinger is controlling him.
Slinger trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #ES2#
Slow is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Slinger presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Patrick Slinger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slim Slow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slinger blocks an uppercut.
Slinger has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Slow is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short right from Slow.
Slinger is trying to drag Slow to the mat but Slow just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Slinger throws a knee to the head but misses. #T3#
Slow scores with a shot to the side of Slinger's head.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slinger has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Slow is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Slinger drops down looking for an ankle pick but Slow pulls his leg out and moves away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slow moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Slow thuds his right hand into Slinger's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A bone on bone clash there as Slow blocks the leg kick. #CL2#
Slow fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Slinger, pushing him back against the cage.
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Slinger misses with a punch to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 26:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 26:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!

A very excited looking Slim Slow rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
In defeat, Patrick Slinger stepped up to the mic, saying 'Congratulations to my opponent. He got the better of me, and deserves all the credit in the world for his hard work. I hope we meet again.'.

 

Event: DC 88:Dunbar v Belly     
Date:   Sep 10, 2023
#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Slow misses the target.
Slow slips under a jab from Amadaus.
Amadaus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Amadaus lands an overhand right.
Slow lands a really nice looking cross but Amadaus seems unphased.
Slow staying out of range there.
Amadaus tries to clinch there but Slow circles away.
Slow went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Amadaus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Amadaus throws a head kick that misses.
Amadaus throws a leg kick but Slow sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Jab by Slow.#CL#
Slow clinches with his opponent.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A short right from Slow.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Amadaus controls his hands.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land. #T1#
Slow lands a nice uppercut.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Amadaus jumps guard but Slow turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Slow lands with a light punch inside.
Amadaus blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Amadaus holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Amadaus pushes off an throws an elbow but Slow leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Amadaus looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow pushes Amadaus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Slow lands a left hand.
Amadaus is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Slow gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Slow tries to work over Amadaus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow misses with some punches.
Amadaus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Amadaus looking to slow down the pace here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
A right handed body shot lands from Slow.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Amadaus backwards.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Amadaus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Slow is leaning against Amadaus and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Amadaus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Amadaus blocking some punches.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T4#
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow tries to work over Amadaus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Amadaus lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Amadaus is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slow is defending well for now.
Slow misses with some punches.
Amadaus is looking to control Slow's arms but Slow gets an underhook and turns him. Now Amadaus has his back to the cage.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Amadaus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Amadaus fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Slim Slow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nevez Amadaus.
Slow tries a body shot but Amadaus blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Slow moves out of range as Amadaus strikes.
Amadaus jabs Slow right on the nose. Slow blinks but takes it well.
Slow avoids the head kick by Amadaus.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Amadaus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Amadaus misses with a straight right. #CL#
Amadaus gets tackled into the cage by Slow. Slow maintains the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Amadaus tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC2#
Amadaus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Amadaus with the inside leg kick. #CL#
Slow clinches with his opponent.
Slow stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A hook to the body from Slow.
Slow managing to block the knees to the body from Amadaus. #T1#
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Amadaus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Amadaus controls the action.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The referee is keeping an eye on Amadaus - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Amadaus takes a shot to the head.
Slow prevents a takedown attempt there. #T2#
Amadaus taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Amadaus avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage. #BC2#
Amadaus's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Amadaus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Slow connects with a good right hand that stumbles Amadaus. Amadaus circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A cross from Slow lands.
Slow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Amadaus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Slow is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slow jabs Amadaus right on the nose. Amadaus blinks but takes it well.
Amadaus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Slow looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Amadaus throws a sloppy head kick and Slow moves out of range easily.
Amadaus looks to clinch
enabling Slow to counter with a crisp jab. #T3#
Slow throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Amadaus.
Slow tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A solid leg kick lands there for Amadaus. #CL#
Slow clinches.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Amadaus can do to turn this around?
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Amadaus misses with a body punch.
Slow is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Amadaus wants to take the fight to the mat but Slow manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Slow lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Amadaus.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slow.
Slow being controlled against the cage.
Slow working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T4#
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Amadaus has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slim Slow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nevez Amadaus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Amadaus jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Slow walks away with a smile on his face. Amadaus gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Nice straight punches there by Slow. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slow.
Amadaus throws a looping overhand right but Slow ducks down to avoid it. #CL#
Slow closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Amadaus misses with a lunging right hand
and Slow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Amadaus throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As Amadaus looks to move away, Slow throws a big counter combo but Amadaus just gets out of the way.
Slow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Amadaus.
Slow bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Amadaus's head backwards.
Slow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #ROC#Amadaus is rocked!
Nevez Amadaus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow cracks Amadaus with a hook to the temple - Amadaus is on wobbly legs here! Slow swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Amadaus falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Slow wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Slim Slow!
Slim Slow was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: DC 77 Mfer vs Maeda     
Date:   Aug 05, 2023
#R1#
Slow leaves Sterling with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
As Sterling backs off Slow throws a huge counter combo but Sterling manages to avoid it all.
Sterling takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A cross from Slow lands.
Slow tries to bum rush Sterling with a series of wild strikes but Sterling uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#CL2#
Slow pushes Sterling up against the cage in a clinch.
Slow digs a right hand into Sterling's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Sterling's gas tank.
Sterling jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Slow walks away with a smile on his face. Sterling gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Slow takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Slow scores with a punch to the head.
Slow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL2#
Slow moves into the clinch successfully.
Nice body punch from Slow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD#
Sterling gets control of Slow's arms and successfully pulls guard. Sterling will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Slow would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SU2#
Slow stands up from Sterling's guard - Slow perhaps looking for a knockout.
Slow throws out a powerful jab.
Slim Slow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Slow lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Slow wants to clinch up but Sterling keeps it at a distance.
Sterling swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Slow lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sterling misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slow. #CL2#
Slow clinches.
I was talking to Sterling's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
A short right from Slow on the inside.
Sterling has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Slow avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aljamain Sterling. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sterling blocking some punches.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Sterling.
Slow is pressed up against the cage. Sterling has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Slow down to the mat. Slow avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Slow swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sterling fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slow manages to avoid it.#T2##CL2#
Slow rushes Sterling and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD#
Sterling successfully pulls guard.
Slow has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Sterling is proving hard to escape from. #SU2#
Slow stands up from Sterling's guard - Slow perhaps looking for a knockout. #CL2#
Slow clinches up with Sterling and pushes him back against the cage.#TD#
Sterling successfully pulls guard.
Slow is looking to stand up but Sterling won't let him.
Sterling trying to keep a closed guard but Slow is proving a slippery customer. #SUB#
Sterling working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Slow doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Slow manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Sterling working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Slow doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Slow manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Slow has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Sterling is proving hard to escape from.
Slow must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T3##SUB#
Sterling looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slow wants to stand but Sterling has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Sterling lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Sterling stops Slow from standing up.
Sterling connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Sterling passes Slow's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Sterling is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Slow! #T4#
Slow is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there. #SUB#
Sterling with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Slow is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy. #SUB#
Sterling working for a guillotine from mount but Slow is in no mood to give up.
Slow wants to try and get back to his feet.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Slow can do anything to dispel that myth.#SUB#
Sterling is working for a guillotine from mount but Slow frees his head quite easily.
You get the feeling that Slow really doesn't like being in this position too much.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##TD#
Sterling bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Slow pushes Sterling away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Sterling gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Sterling working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Sterling tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Sterling working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow is not content to let Sterling control the position. #T1##SUB#
Sterling tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Sterling tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Slow is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB#
Sterling looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Slow is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB#
Sterling tries for a kimura but Slow is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slow is looking to get back to his feet here but Sterling is keeping cool and he's managed to take Slow's back.
Sterling has Slow flattened out and is raining down punches.
The referee is taking a good look at Slow as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Sterling! #T3#
Slow wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Sterling working for a choke but Slow is defending well. #SUB#
Sterling looking for the choke from the back.
Slow is trying to stand back up. #T4#
Slow is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Slow really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Sterling. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Sterling is working hard for the rear naked choke here. #ES2#
Slow manages to stand up with Sterling still on his back. Eventually Sterling drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
Slow throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sterling throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sterling throws a lazy uppercut
and Slow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Slow has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Sterling is landing a low percentage of strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sterling fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Slow misses with a wild combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL2#
Slow moves into the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aljamain Sterling dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Slow moves into range and connects with a jab.
Slow stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Slow wants it to stay on the feet.
Slow throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sterling was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sterling has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sterling there as he acknowledges the shot.
Sterling shoots for a double leg takedown but Slow sprawls well. He's pushed Sterling's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Sterling is trying hard to land a takedown here. Slow sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aljamain Sterling. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow stuffs the takedown.
Slow let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Sterling is looking to wear down Slow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Slow scores with a three punch combo!
Sterling is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slow.
Slow's jab looks to have found its range, popping Sterling under the eye.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slow.
Sterling wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slow tests Sterling's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slow lands with a good body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slow keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sterling.#T1#
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sterling swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slow ducks under a wild hook from Sterling.
Sterling swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slow bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Sterling's head backwards.
Sterling misses with an uppercut
and Slow counters with a nice uppercut. #CL2#
Slow darts in and clinches Sterling up against the cage.
Sterling blocking some punches. #TD#
Sterling has clasped his hands together around Slow's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done. #SUB#
Sterling tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Sterling has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Sterling looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Slow wants to get back to his feet but Sterling drags him back down.#T2##SUB#
Sterling is trying to get an arm triangle but Slow is defending well. #ES2#
Slow sneaks out the side door and pushes Sterling away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Slow scores with a one two! Sterling had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Danga de danga de dang - Slow scores with a four punch combination!
Slow defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Sterling.
Nice jab there from Slow.
Slim Slow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sterling dives in for a single leg takedown but Slow sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sterling backwards.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Sterling wants a takedown but no success here.
Sterling blocks an uppercut. #T3#
Sterling is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Slow to keep the fight standing.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Sterling tries to pull guard but Slow won't allow it.
Sterling has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sterling tries to pull guard but Slow holds him up against the cage and eventually Sterling drops back down to his feet.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow presses Sterling against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Sterling.
Slow keeps control of Sterling as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Slow digs a right hand underneath Sterling's ribcage. Sterling let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow works on Sterling's body with a couple of short punches.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T4#
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sterling backwards.
Slow lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Sterling backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slow.
Slow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sterling's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Sterling controls his hands.
Slow lands with a left to the head. #ROC2#Sterling is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Slow.
Oh Sterling is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sterling seems to have got his legs back now.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slow pushes Sterling back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow lands a right hand.
Sterling goes for a takedown in the clinch but Slow prevents it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Slow has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!

Slim Slow was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Aljamain Sterling was interviewed post fight and said 'Whether it's Bellator, OneFC, World Series, whatever, the door's open for me. Financial stability is the most important thing for me'.

 

Event: DC 67 Bradley vs Dye     
Date:   Jul 08, 2023
#R1#
Slinger scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#CL2#
Slow rushes Slinger and presses him up against the cage.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slinger goes for a takedown in the clinch but Slow prevents it.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slinger backwards.
Slinger has been working on his balance at Crapollas Gym, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Slow.
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slow lands a right hand.
Slinger blocks an uppercut.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slinger tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nice body punch from Slow.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land. #T1#
Slinger has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Slow is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slinger has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Slinger avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slinger takes a shot to the head.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks. #T2#
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow prevents the takedown attempt.
Slow pushes Slinger back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow cracks Slinger with a nice body shot.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
Slow tries a body shot but Slinger blocks it.
Slow gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Slinger.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow throws a head punch that misses. #TD#
Slinger lands a takedown into guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Slow can do anything to dispel that myth.
Slinger stops Slow from standing up. #T3#
Slinger is looking to work some ground and pound but Slow has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slinger postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Slinger working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Slinger with a flurry of punches that miss.
Slow wants to stand up but Slinger is controlling him. #ES2#
Slow has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Slinger has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Slinger wants a takedown.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slinger is trying to drag Slow to the mat but Slow just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow. #T4#
Slinger blocking some punches.
Slinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Slinger avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slinger drops down looking for an ankle pick but Slow pulls his leg out and moves away. #TD#
Slinger shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Slow napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Slinger has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Slinger wants to control but Slow is keeping him busy.
Slow wants to get back to his feet but Slinger drags him back down.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Slinger throws a front kick that sends Slow stumbling back into the cage.
Slinger throws a leg kick but Slow moved away.#CL2#
Slow rushes Slinger and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Slinger controls the action.
Slinger prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Slinger controls his hands.
A short right from Slow.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slinger drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slow gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger. #T1#
Slinger is trying to drag Slow to the mat but Slow just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Slinger avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Slinger uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Slow.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slinger blocking some punches. #T2#
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
Slow lands with a short shot to the head.
Slinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slinger blocks an uppercut.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slinger prevents a body shot from Slow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
Slinger has Slow pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Slow manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slinger tries for a takedown. No joy.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow prevents a takedown attempt there.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#T3#
Slow is leaning against Slinger and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slinger.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow gets underhooks to prevent Slinger's takedown attempt.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slinger goes for a takedown in the clinch but Slow prevents it.
Slinger blocking some punches.
Slow lands a shot to the body.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slinger prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow lands a right hand.
Slow scores with a nice hook to the head.#T4#
Slinger is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Slow is defending well.
Slow tries to work over Slinger's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #TD#
Slinger is trying to trip Slow. He has hold of a leg but Slow is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Slinger persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Slow is looking to stand up but Slinger isn't so interested in that idea.
Slinger wants to control from the top but Slow keeps moving.
Slow is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #ES2#
Slow has his feet on Slinger's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Slinger lands a nice looking body kick.
Slinger tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slow lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Slinger darts in looking for a takedown but Slow gets double underhooks and turns Slinger into the cage.
Slow lands an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slinger blocking some punches.
Slinger prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slinger has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Slow after a bit of a struggle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Slinger.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slinger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#T1#
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Slinger.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Patrick Slinger. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Slinger.
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Slinger has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Slow avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slinger backwards.
Slow lands a nice shot to the body.
Slinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Slinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Patrick Slinger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slim Slow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Slow tries a body shot but Slinger blocks it.
Slinger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slinger is looking to take this one to the mat.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow prevents the takedown attempt. #T3#
Slinger is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Slow pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slinger drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Slinger is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Slinger has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Slow avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Slinger looking to throw knees to the head but Slow is blocking nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Slow winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!

After the fight, Slim Slow was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Patrick Slinger was interviewed post fight and said 'Congratulations to my opponent. He got the better of me, and deserves all the credit in the world for his hard work. I hope we meet again.'.

 

Event: DC 55: Mfer vs Johnson     
Date:   May 27, 2023
#R1#
Slow connects with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from Hoshino.#CL2#
Slow moves into the clinch.
Slow misses with a body punch. #BC#
Hoshino's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Hoshino tries to keep at a distance but Slow has taken the fight into the clinch.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #BC#
Hoshino breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hoshino avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hoshino swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slow fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#CL2#
Slow closes the distance and pushes Hoshino back into the cage.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Hoshino avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Hoshino wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Hoshino avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow tries a body shot but Hoshino blocks it.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Hoshino.
Hoshino blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T1#
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Hoshino.
Slow keeps control of Hoshino as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hoshino wants to break free but Slow has control.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Hoshino blocks an uppercut.
I was talking to Hoshino's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Slow scores with a shoulder strike.
Hoshino lands an elbow that stopped Slow in his tracks for a moment.
Hoshino wants to get back to striking at distance but Slow won't allow it.
Slow blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
A right handed body shot lands from Slow.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Hoshino controls the action.
Slow working aggressively here.
Hoshino takes a shot to the head.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside. #T2#
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC#
Hoshino's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Slow lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hoshino misses with a looping right.
Slow scores with a hook.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Hoshino is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Slow.
Slow shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Hoshino eats them both and turns towards Slow to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hoshino is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slow.
Slow connects with a body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Slow misses with a looping right.
Hoshino was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#CL2#
Slow takes the fight into the clinch.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T3#
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Hoshino is stalling here.
Slow lands a left hand.
Slow keeps control of Hoshino as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hoshino blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with some punches. #BC#
Hoshino manages to break the clinch.
Slow tries to clinch there but Hoshino circles away.
Slow jabs Hoshino right on the nose. Hoshino blinks but takes it well.
Slow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Hoshino manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hoshino seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hoshino keeps the fight on the outside.
Hoshino quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Slow will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air. #T4#
Slow lands with a good body shot.
Hoshino throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slow has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Hoshino is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hoshino throws a jab when Slow was well out of range.
Slow scores with a nice strike.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Slow throws a body shot but no joy.
Slow tries to clinch up
and Hoshino counters with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hoshino in his tracks.
Slow misses with a straight right.
Slow rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hoshino counters with a nice uppercut.
Slow misses the body punch
and Slow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
A good leg kick by Hoshino.
Slow throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hoshino.
As Slow backs away, Hoshino returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slow is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#CL2#
Hoshino tries to keep at a distance but Slow has taken the fight into the clinch.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoshino's elbow.
Slow misses with a punch to the body. #BC#
Hoshino pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hoshino lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slow has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slow and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow tries to bum rush Hoshino with a series of wild strikes but Hoshino uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice defenses there by Hoshino.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoshino takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hoshino paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hoshino fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slow is out of range.
Hoshino takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #T1#
Slow connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hoshino. Hoshino circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#CL2#
Slow moves into the clinch.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Hoshino prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Hoshino controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hoshino.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hoshino backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hoshino. #BC#
Hoshino pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hoshino slips under a jab from Slow.
Hoshino throws a quick counter kick to the body but Slow avoids it.
Hoshino lunges at Slow with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Slow's hand. #ROC#Slow is rocked!
Hoshino fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Slow is still on wobbly legs! Can Hoshino finish him?
Slow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Slow has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hoshino.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hoshino.
Slow tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hoshino counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Slow is breathing heavily.
Hoshino pushes Slow away with a front kick.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hoshino lands a leg kick that knocks Slow off balance momentarily.
Hoshino lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Slow - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Hoshino!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yuuji Hoshino!
Yuuji Hoshino thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: DC 46: Thorn vs Savisto     
Date:   Apr 23, 2023
#R1#
Slow throws a sloppy body shot
and Amadaus counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slow falls off balance throwing a combination
and Amadaus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Amadaus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Amadaus looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Slow throws a nice looking combination but Amadaus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Slow is looking to clinch but Amadaus is avoiding it.
Slow misses with a wild body shot.
Slow throws a right hand that misses
enabling Amadaus to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Amadaus moves away.
As Slow backs away, Amadaus returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#CL2#
Slow has taken the fight to the clinch.
Slow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
Amadaus is stalling here.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Amadaus.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Amadaus prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow lands a left hand.
Amadaus blocking some punches.
Slow working aggressively here.
Amadaus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Amadaus controls his hands.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Amadaus blocks an uppercut.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
Slow goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Slow.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Amadaus's elbow.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside. #T3#
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Amadaus effectively controlling the action here.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow being controlled against the cage.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Amadaus drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Slow gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T4#
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Slow.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Amadaus takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Slow scores with a shoulder strike.
Amadaus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Amadaus backwards.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Amadaus stalling against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Amadaus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Amadaus throwing a counter right hand but Slow manages to avoid it.
Slow throws a body punch but Amadaus moves out of range.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Amadaus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slow rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Amadaus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Amadaus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Amadaus appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slow looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Slow wants to clinch.
Amadaus appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slow. Amadaus does a little dance to reset his feet.#T1#
Slow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Amadaus throws a quick counter head kick but Slow was just out of range.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Slow clinches up against the cage.
Amadaus scores with a shot to the side of Slow's head.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Amadaus lands a right hand.
Slow managing to block the knees to the body from Amadaus.
Amadaus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Slow just stands there and leans against the cage.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Amadaus backwards.
Amadaus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Amadaus is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Slow is defending well.
Amadaus stalling in the clinch but Slow improves position.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T2#
Amadaus missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Slow.
Amadaus taking a breather.
Amadaus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Amadaus struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Amadaus is trying to break the clinch but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Amadaus controls the action.
Slow lands a left hand.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Amadaus's elbow.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Amadaus works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process. #T3#
Slow doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow tries a body shot but Amadaus blocks it.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Amadaus.
Amadaus is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Amadaus. #T4#
Amadaus wants to stall.
Slow tries to work over Amadaus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Amadaus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Amadaus blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow pushes Amadaus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Slow closes the distance but Amadaus moves to the side
and Amadaus counters with a stiff right hand. #CL2#
Slow closes the distance and pushes Amadaus back into the cage.
Amadaus blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Amadaus avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow lands a body shot in the clinch.
Slow working aggressively here.
Amadaus's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Slow throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T1#
Amadaus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Amadaus.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Amadaus.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Amadaus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Amadaus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
Slow lands a right hand.
Amadaus is struggling to control the position.
Slim Slow is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Amadaus leaning against his opponent.
Amadaus avoiding damage.
Slow lands with a short shot to the head. #T3#
Slow misses with some punches.
Amadaus tries to pull guard but Slow won't allow it.
Amadaus pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nevez Amadaus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Amadaus.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Amadaus for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Amadaus taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Nevez Amadaus.
Slow tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Amadaus counters with a straight right hand.
Slow scores with a decent looking hook.
Slow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
It looked like Amadaus wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Amadaus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Slow misses with a wild body shot.
Amadaus throwing a counter right hand but Slow manages to avoid it.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Amadaus throws a quick counter head kick but Slow was just out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Slim Slow comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Slow has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Slim Slow!

A very excited looking Slim Slow rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

 

Event: DC 38: Talvela vs Dye     
Date:   Mar 26, 2023
#R1#
Anand drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A shot to the liver by Slow. Beautiful body shot.
Anand keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Slow punishes Anand's body with a nice straight punch.
Slow lands a really nice looking cross but Anand seems unphased.
Slow displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Anand swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anand lands a leg kick that knocks Slow off balance momentarily.
Slow scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slow fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Slow lands with an overhand left.
Donk. Anand catches Slow right on the button with a cross.#ROC#Slow is rocked!
Anand defending well as Slow loads up on a big left hand.
A jab from Slow finds it's way through Anand's defenses.
Anand shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Slow as he jumps to the side.
Anand looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anand fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slow is out of range.
Slow is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.#CL2#
Slow clinches.
Anand trying to control the position but instead, Slow has worked for underhooks and has pushed Anand into the cage.#T1#
A short right from Slow.
Anand tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
Anand blocking some punches.
Anand stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Anand uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Anand has a couple of punches blocked by Slow.
Slow works on Anand's body with a couple of short punches.
Anand can't find room to land a body shot as Slow controls the action.
A short right from Slow on the inside.
Anand misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Anand controls his hands.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow working aggressively here.
Anand blocks an uppercut. #T2#
Slow lands a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Anand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Anand backwards.
Slow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Anand backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Anand struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anand blocking some punches.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
A short left from Anand.
Anand doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Anand blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Anand tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
Anand lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Slow or not.
Anand blocks a body shot from Slow.
Slow lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Anand.
Anand throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slows head.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow blocks an uppercut.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anand tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Anands head.
Slow blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anand doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Anand tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
A short left from Slow.
Anand doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Anand prevents a body shot from Slow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T4#
Anand works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow tries a body shot but Anand blocks it.
Anand doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Anand blocking some punches.
Slow working aggressively here.
Anand swings wildly with an uppercut but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anand tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
Slow blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Anand blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Anand swings wildly with an uppercut but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anand misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Slow cracks Anand with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Anand is looking to clinch but Slow is avoiding it.
Slow appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Anand is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Slow lands a slapping body shot.
Slow misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slow catches Anand with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Anand lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Anand moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Anand displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slow throws out the jab.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Anand tries to clinch up.
Slim Slow seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A slow jab from Anand misses its intended target.
Anand slips a jab from Slow.
Anand misses with a leg kick.
Anand takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.#T1#
Slow scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction. #CL#
Anand takes the fight into the clinch.
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Anand backwards.
Slow blocks a body shot from Anand.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Slow on the inside.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Anand struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
Anand working aggressively here.
Slow lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Anand.
Slow scores with a shot to the side of Anand's head.
Anand tries to throw a body punch but Slow avoids it by throwing Anand back against the cage.
Anand goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Anand lands a nice shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anand tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Anand. #T2#
Anand blocking some punches.
Anand tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Anand backwards.
Anand blocks an uppercut.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Anand misses with a body punch.
Anand misses with a punch to the body.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Anand misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anand lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Aniruddha Anand has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Anand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow misses with some punches.
Anand lands a shot to the body.
Anand tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Anand tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A right hook to the body lands for Anand.
Anand takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Slow misses with some punches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Anand.
A left hand lands to the body for Slow.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slow lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slow tries a body shot but Anand blocks it.
Anand misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Anand is trying to maintain a safe position but Slow gets an underhook and turns Anand into the cage.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Anand misses with a punch to the body.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Anand tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
Anand throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Anand lands a left hand.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Anand. #T4#
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anand's elbow.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Anand uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Anand throws a punch but it's blocked by Slow.
Anand working aggressively here.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Anand.
Anand misses with a hook to the ribs.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Anand controls his hands.
Anand lands with a short shot to the head.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anand's elbow.
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Anand working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Anand.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Anand.
Anand softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Anand lands an uppercut.
Slow is still on wobbly legs! Can Anand finish him?
Good body shot from Anand.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Anand on the inside.
A hook to the body from Anand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Anand lands a big right hand that drops Slow! The killer instinct kicks in and Anand finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Anand!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aniruddha Anand!
After the fight, Aniruddha Anand was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: DC 30: Thorn vs Orr     
Date:   Feb 25, 2023
#R1#
Davis scores with a punch to the head.
Slow missing with a left hand there. Davis was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Davis! But no joy.
Slow tries to clinch but Davis is having none of it.
Davis throws a big shot that misses.
Slow staying out of range there.
Slow looks to score with a jab to the body but Davis is just out of range.
Slow looks to score with a jab to the body but Davis is just out of range.
Davis scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Davis throws a shot from downtown. Slow moves away and avoids it.
Slow is looking to counter punch.
Davis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bryant Davis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Davis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Slow.
Davis swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Davis waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slow.
Slow is looking to clinch but Davis is avoiding it.
Davis is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Davis pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Slow swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Slow scores with a jab.
Slow ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Davis throws out a loose jab but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Slow darts in and clinches Davis up against the cage.
Davis is stalling here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow. #T1#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slow misses with a hook to the ribs.
Davis misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Davis avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Davis.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Davis.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Davis.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Davis goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Davis pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Slow staying out of range there.
Davis looks to throw the jab but Slow is out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Slow ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Davis misses with a lunging right hand
letting Slow counter with a right hand.
Some wild striking there from Slow.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Davis! But no joy.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Davis connects with a good right hand that stumbles Slow. Slow circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Davis looks to land a left hand but Slow moved out of range nicely.
We've been told by Slow's head coaches at New York Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#T2#
Davis connects with a nice looking jab.
Davis might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Davis misses with a hook
and Slow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slow fails to land with a series of punches.
Slow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Slow is looking for a counter combo.
Davis misses with an uppercut.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch up but Davis swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Slow takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Slow misses with a body shot.
Davis throws an off balance right hand
and Slow makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Davis misses with a right hand
and Slow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slow. Davis does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice defenses there by Slow.
Davis takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Slow's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Davis connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Slow scrambles back to his feet.
Davis blocks a jab.
A slow jab from Davis misses its intended target.
Slow ducks under a wild hook from Davis.
Slow ducks under a wild hook from Davis.#T3#
Slow misses with a hook. Davis ducked under it nicely.
Davis throws a jab when Slow was well out of range.
Slow was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A left lands for Davis.
Slow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Davis.
Slow tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Davis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#ROC2#Slow is rocked!
Davis throws an overhand right that drops Slow like a sack of potatoes! Davis dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bryant Davis!
Bryant Davis managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, © Trap House, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: DC 23: Thorn vs Billingsly     
Date:   Jan 29, 2023
#R1#
Barella wants to clinch.
Slow throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slow tries to bum rush Barella with a series of wild strikes but Barella uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Barella needs to keep his hands up - Slow had a free shot at his head there.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Slow moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Barella uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slow.
It looked like Barella was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Barella tries to clinch up.
Slow loads up on a big right hand but Barella slips the punch.
Barella shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Slow sprawls well. Slow wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Barella gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow scores with a nice strike.
Slim Slow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T1#
Barella dives in for a single leg takedown but Slow sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Barella backwards.
Barella is trying to break the clinch but Slow is controlling him.
Slow lands a left hand.
Barella blocks an uppercut.
Slow misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Barella.
Slow tries to work over Barella's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Barella tries to pull guard but Slow holds him up against the cage and eventually Barella drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Sonny Barella. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slow blocks a body shot from Barella.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Barella.
Barella tries to throw a body punch but Slow avoids it by throwing Barella back against the cage.
Barella tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slow smiles and moves away.
Nice sprawl there from Slow as Barella shoots in.
Slow catches Barella with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slow slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Slow lands a nice hook to Barella's body. Barella takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Barella looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slim Slow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Barella fails with a takedown attempt.
Slow has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Good shot there by Slow.
Slow tests Barella's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A combination from Barella does no damage.
Barella tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Slow swivels and escapes.#CL2#
Slow forces Barella back against the cage and clinches.
Barella's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barella backwards.
Barella misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Barella backwards.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Barella tries to pull guard but Slow forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Slow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Barella's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#T3#
A short left from Slow.
Slow is leaning against Barella and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short left from Slow.
Slow scores with a hook to the body.
Barella is trying to pull guard but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
Barella can't find room to land a body shot as Slow controls the action.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Barella controls the action.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Barella misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.
Good body shot from Slow.
Barella is trying to pull guard but Slow turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Barella wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slow.
Barella is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Slow to keep the fight standing.
Slow lands a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Barella blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Barella wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T4#
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Barella wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Barella wants to get back to striking at distance but Slow won't allow it.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Slow lands with a light punch inside.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Barella backwards.
Still in the clinch, Slow scores with a nice short uppercut.
Barella tries to pull guard but Slow won't allow it.
Slow gets through Barella's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slow.
A short uppercut from Slow.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slow lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Barella jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Slow walks away with a smile on his face. Barella gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Slow swinging wildly here.
Slow is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Slow looks to score with a jab to the body but Barella is just out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Nice shot lands for Slow.
Slow jabs at Barella's body.
Slow has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slow stalks Barella and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Barella's face. Barella staggers backwards, shaken.#ROC2#Barella is rocked!
Slow ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Barella moves away.
Oh Barella is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Barella walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.#CL2#
Slow closes the distance and pushes Barella back into the cage.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Barella uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow digs a right hand into Barella's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Barella's gas tank.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Barella uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Barella.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Barella seems to have got his legs back now.
Barella taking a breather.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Barella tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
Barella tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
A left hand lands to the body for Slow.
Slow lands a body punch in the clinch.
Barella tries to circle away but Slow has him pinned against the cage.#T1#
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Slim Slow seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Barella goes for a takedown in the clinch but Slow prevents it.
Slow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slow presses Barella against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Barella blocks a body shot from Slow.
Barella fails to pull guard.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slow.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Slow lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Barella or not.
A short right from Slow.
Slow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Barella backwards.
Barella tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Slow creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Barella with a big uppercut! Barella tries to clinch up but Slow pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Barella to the mat! Barella covers up and Slow unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Slim Slow!
After the fight, Slim Slow was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

 

Event: DC 16: New Year's Grievances     
Date:   Dec 31, 2022
#R1#
Slow tries to clinch there but Bandit circles away.
Slow digs a good hook to Bandit's body.
Bandit misses with a looping left.
Slow avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bandit throws a shot from downtown. Slow moves away and avoids it.
Slow throwing a counter right hand but Bandit manages to avoid it.
Decent striking displayed by Slow there.
Slow with a nice cross.
Bandit misses the shot to the body.
Slow moves out of range as Bandit strikes.
Bandit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slow.
A jab from Bandit misses.
Bandit misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Slow to counter with a crisp jab.
Bandit misses with a lunging right hand
enabling Slow to counter with a crisp jab.
Bandit looks to land a right hand but Slow moved out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Some wild striking there from Slow.
Slow connects with a body shot that sends Bandit's belly button to the back.
Bandit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bandit there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bandit shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bandit misses with an uppercut. Slow saw that one coming.
Slow uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bandit.#T1#
Bandit takes a swing at Slow's ribcage but misses.
Slow wants to clinch up but Bandit keeps it at a distance.
Slow is looking to clinch.
Slow slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bandit cracks Slow with an open hand slap.
Bandit misses with a body punch
and Slow counters with a stiff right hand.
Bandit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slow was well out of range. Poor timing from Bandit.
Bandit cracks Slow with a right hand to the side of the head.#ROC2#Slow is rocked!
Bandit fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Slow square on the jaw! Damn, Slow is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Little Bandit!

 

Event: DC Sunday Sesh 5     
Date:   Dec 11, 2022
#R1##TD#
Dux drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Slow wants to get back to his feet.
Slow on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Slow felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Slow wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Slow really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dux. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dux working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Slow is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Dux is controlling him well.
Slow is letting Dux control him for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow is trying to buck Dux off.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Dux fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Dux working the head with strikes.
Slow is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Dux is controlling him well.
Dux trying to control the action but Slow is working from the bottom.
Slow is trying to get back to his feet.
Dux is working Slow over with some ground and pound from side control.
Slow is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Dux asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Dux working the ground and pound from side control.#ROC#Slow is rocked!
Slow seems a little lost for a moment, as Dux dominates the positioning.
Slow is still in real trouble! Can Dux finish him?
Dux in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Slow taking a bit of punishment here - Dux scoring with strikes.
Dux cracks Slow with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Dux immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Slow is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Dux!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Frank Dux!
Frank Dux seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: DC 8: Nyla vs Rivers     
Date:   Nov 19, 2022
#R1#
Slow clobbers Azarola with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Azarola looks to score with a jab to the body but Slow is just out of range.
Azarola takes a swing at Slow's ribcage but misses.
Azarola ducks under a wild hook from Slow.
Slow cracks Azarola with a good jab.#CL#
Slow has taken the fight to the clinch.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
Azarola is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Slow lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Slow blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Azarola.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Azarola lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Azarola.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Azarola's elbow.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Slow. #T1#
Azarola looking to stall.
A nice left hand lands by Slow.
Azarola fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Azarola.
Azarola swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow working aggressively here.
Azarola goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Azarola.
Slow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slow prevents a body shot from Azarola.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Azarola misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Slow.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Azarola.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Azarola.
Azarola misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Azarola can't find room to land a body shot as Slow controls the action. #T2#
Azarola trying to stall but Slow improves his position.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Slow works on Azarola's body with a couple of short punches.
Slow tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Azarola's elbow.
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Azarola backwards.
Azarola blocks an uppercut.
Azarola tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
Azarola swings wildly with an uppercut but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Azarola looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Slow.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slow scores with a nice hook to the head.
Azarola tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Azarola.
Azarola lands with a light punch inside. #T3#
Slow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Azarola struggles to land a body shot inside as Slow controls his hands.
Azarola lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Azarola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow lands a hook to the side of the head.
Azarola working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Azarola.
Slow misses with the head strike.
Azarola prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow misses with some punches.
Slow blocking some punches.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Azarola lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
Azarola tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Azarola blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Azarola tries to work over Slow's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Azarola.
Slow has a couple of punches blocked by Azarola. #T4#
Azarola working aggressively here.
A body shot lands from Slow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
Azarola tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Azarola avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Azarola misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short body shot lands from Azarola as the two fighters clinch.
Azarola tries to throw a body punch but Slow avoids it by throwing Azarola back against the cage.
Azarola lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
Slow is leaning against Azarola and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Azarola's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Azarola.
A nice left hand lands by Slow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Azarola creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#Slow is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oh Slow is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Azarola swings wildly with an uppercut but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Azarola throws a head punch that misses.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
Slow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
Nice body punch from Azarola - that landed with a thud.
Slow blocks an uppercut.
Azarola throws a punch but it's blocked by Slow.
Azarola blocking some punches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Azarola.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Slow lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Slow seems to have got his legs back now.
Slow looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Slow tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Azarola manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slow scores with a nice head shot.
Azarola takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Azarola throws a sloppy body shot
letting Slow counter with a right hand.
Slow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Azarola.
Slim Slow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Azarola fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slow manages to avoid it.
Azarola misses with a kick to the body.
Azarola throws a lazy uppercut
and Azarola takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Slow is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Azarola misses with a body shot
and Azarola takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Azarola throws a hook but Slow blocks it.
Azarola throws a leg kick which misses Slow's front leg but catches the back leg as Slow tries to avoid it.
Slow with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slow throws out a powerful jab.#CL#
Azarola gets tackled into the cage by Slow. Slow maintains the clinch.
Slow blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Slow working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Slow. #T1#
Azarola prevents a body shot from Slow.
Azarola misses with some punches.
Slow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Azarola backwards.
Azarola blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Azarola trying to stall but Slow improves his position.
Azarola has a couple of punches blocked by Slow.
Azarola can't find room to land a body shot as Slow controls the action.
Azarola blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Azarola fails to land.
Azarola swings wildly with an uppercut but Slow uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Azarola can do to turn this around?
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Azarola backwards.
Azarola swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow blocks a body shot from Azarola.
A nice right hand lands inside from Azarola.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Slow is leaning against Azarola and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Azarola has a couple of punches blocked by Slow.
Slow prevents a body shot from Azarola.
Azarola has a couple of punches blocked by Slow. #T2#
Azarola tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
Azarola throws a head punch that misses.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Azarola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Azarola misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Azarola.
Slim Slow has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Slow has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Slow can't find room to land a body shot as Azarola controls the action.
Azarola stalling against the cage.
Azarola blocking some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Slow.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Azarola.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Azarola misses with a body punch.
Azarola throws a head punch that misses.
Slow lands a right hand that snaps the head of Azarola backwards.
Azarola prevents a body shot from Slow. #T3#
Azarola blocking some punches.
Slow blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Azarola blocking some punches.
Slow swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Slow misses with some punches.
A right hand to the body from Slow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Azarola.
Slow blocking some punches.
Slow lands a shoulder strike.
Azarola tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Slow's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Slow.
Azarola misses with a punch to the body.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Slow throws a head punch that misses.
Slow scores with a shot to the side of Azarola's head.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Azarola lands with a left to the head.
Slow gets through Azarola's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Slow tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Azarola blocks an uppercut. #T4#
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Azarola uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Azarola throws a head punch that misses.
Slow's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow lands a right hand.
Slow lands a shot to the body.
Slow misses with a hook from the clinch.
Azarola lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
Slow tries a body shot but Azarola blocks it.
Still in the clinch, Slow scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slow tries to throw a body punch but Azarola avoids it by throwing Slow back against the cage.
Slow softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Azarola working aggressively here.
Azarola lands a left hand that snaps the head of Slow backwards.
Slow blocking some punches.
Azarola tries a body shot but Slow blocks it.
Slow lands a body punch.
Slow scores with a hook to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Slim Slow dominated that second round.
That's time! Slow's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Azarola is looking to clinch but Slow is avoiding it.
Some wild striking there from Slow.
Azarola missing with a left hand there. Slow was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Azarola misses with a hook
and Slow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Slim Slow is winning the standup battle so far.
Azarola throws a body kick that misses
and Slow counters with a straight right hand.
Zigor Azarola seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow throws a right hand that Azarola ducks under and follows up with a left that Azarola also avoids with ease.
Slow scores with a nice right hand.
Slow takes a jab right on the kisser.
Azarola misses with a body kick.
Slow throwing a counter right hand but Azarola manages to avoid it.
Slow lands a head shot.
Azarola looks to land a right hand but Slow moved out of range.
Azarola throws a looping overhand right but Slow ducks down to avoid it.
Azarola bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slow, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Slow moves into the clinch.
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Zigor Azarola has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Azarola is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.#T1#
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A right hand to the body from Azarola.
A right handed body shot lands from Slow.
Azarola blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Azarola lands a shot to the body.
Slow misses with some punches.
Azarola fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Slow fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Azarola.
Slow scores with a shoulder strike.
Slow fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Azarola tries to throw a body punch but Slow avoids it by throwing Azarola back against the cage.
Azarola lands a shoulder strike.
Azarola throws a head punch that misses.
Azarola misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Azarola fails to land.
Azarola tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Azarola creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Slow with a big uppercut! Slow tries to clinch up but Azarola pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Slow to the mat! Slow covers up and Azarola unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Zigor Azarola!
In his post fight interview, Zigor Azarola started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

 

Event: 300.F.C FIGHT 7     
Date:   Oct 15, 2022
#R1#
Zemin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Slow under the eye.
Zemin pounces like a tiger and cracks Slow with a vicious hook! Slow is down but not out! Zemin follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Unang Zemin!

 

Event: RISE 93: Kelly v Novak     
Date:   Aug 26, 2022
#R1##TD#
Breaker drives through with a takedown into Slow's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Slow wants to stand and escape but Breaker is having none of it.
Breaker postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB#
Breaker drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Breaker as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Slow screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Breaker! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Ankle Breaker!

 

Event: RISE X8     
Date:   Aug 07, 2022
#R1#
Slow wants to clinch.
McBean fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McBean fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slow avoids it really well and circles away.
Slow swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McBean seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Slow connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McBean momentarily.
McBean swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McBean doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Slow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Otto McBean. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McBean is defended easily by Slow.
Slow has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.#T1#
Nice takedown defense from Slow. No joy for McBean on that attempt.
Slow unleashes a big counter combination but McBean bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#TD#
McBean fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Slow to the ground. McBean is now in Slow's guard.
Slow being controlled here, momentarily.
McBean won't allow Slow to get back to his feet.
Slow is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
McBean trying to control but Slow is working from the bottom.
Slow wants to get back to his feet but McBean is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Slow is wriggling around but McBean manages to pass to half guard.
Slow is trying to stand. #T2##SUB#
McBean is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Slow is refusing to be controlled, as McBean sits in half guard.
McBean prevents Slow from standing back up. #SUB#
McBean is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Slow sees it coming and defends easily.
McBean uses his free foot to push down on Slow's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Slow. #SUB#
McBean is working for a guillotine from mount but Slow frees his head quite easily.
Slow wants to try and get back to his feet.#T3##SUB#
Slow tries to buck McBean off so he can stand up but McBean has got his back now - this could be big trouble! He's slapped on a rear naked choke that looks really tight! Slow falls backwards, slamming McBean to the mat but McBean holds on tight! Slow is forced to tap and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Otto McBean!

 

Event: RISE X5     
Date:   Jul 17, 2022
#R1##CL#
Slow closes the distance and pushes Sharpen back into the cage.
Slow is leaning against Sharpen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sharpen takes a shot to the head.
Slow presses Sharpen against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sharpen jumps guard but Slow stands there with Sharpen around his waist. Sharpen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Sharpen has had enough of the clinch but Slow keeps him there for the moment.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of Sharpen backwards.
Slow lands an uppercut.
Slow cracks Sharpen with a nice body shot.
A short left from Slow.
Slow lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from Slow.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of Sharpen backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#TD2#
Sharpen has picked Slow up - he's going for a ride! Sharpen dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

Slow manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Sharpen ducks right into an uppercut from Slow.
Slow throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sharpen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Slow bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sharpen's head.
We've been told by Slow's head coaches at New York Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#T1#
Sharpen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Slow punishes Sharpen's body with a nice straight punch.#CL#
Slow has Sharpen up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Slow on the inside.
Sharpen takes a shot to the head.
Sharpen is trying to pull guard but Slow has him pressed against the cage.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#Sharpen is rocked!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow.
Sharpen is still on wobbly legs! Can Slow finish him?
Slow misses with the head strike.
Slow swings wildly with an uppercut but Sharpen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sharpen seems to have recovered his senses.
A short body shot lands from Slow as the two fighters clinch.
A shot in the inside from Slow.
Slow lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sharpen backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A hook to the body from Slow.
Slow lands a left hand.
Slow lands an uppercut.#T2#
Slow stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice right hand lands inside from Slow.
Sharpen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Slow is working Sharpen over against the cage.
Slow unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Sharpen! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Slow is unloading with more strikes now! Sharpen drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slim Slow!
Slim Slow decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Garbol Sharpen had this to say: 'Smash that'.

 

Event: RISE X29     
Date:   Jun 19, 2022
#R1#
McGregor tries to land a leg kick but Slow saw it coming and moves away.
Slow shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McGregor eats them both and turns towards Slow to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McGregor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slow manages to avoid it.
Slow was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
McGregor throws a poor cross that misses
and Slow counters with a one-two to the body.
McGregor misses with a body shot.
Danga de danga de dang - Slow scores with a four punch combination!
Slow bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McGregor.
McGregor misses with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McGregor misses with a wild combination.
Bruce McGregor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGregor misses with a hook.
McGregor thows a leg kick but Slow checks it
and McGregor takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McGregor moves away from the strike by Slow.
McGregor looks to land a right hand but Slow moved out of range.
McGregor throws a left and a right that both miss
and Slow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McGregor throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Slow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL#
Slow clinches up with McGregor and pushes him back against the cage.
Slow throws a blind hook that connects with the side of McGregors head.
Slow keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McGregor's efforts to push away.#T1#
Slow works on McGregor's body with a couple of short punches.
McGregor is trying to force a seperation but Slow has the dominant position.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.
McGregor can't break the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Slow.
Slow lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Slow lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Slow scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McGregor is trying to break the clinch but Slow is controlling him.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Slow.
McGregor wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Slow works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McGregor wants to break free but Slow has control.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of McGregor backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slow lands a left hand that snaps the head of McGregor backwards.
Slow working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Slow lands a body punch in the clinch.
Slow lands a right hand.
Slow pushes McGregor back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slow lands with a right to the head.
Slow lands with a light punch inside. #T2#
Slow lands an uppercut.
Slow has McGregor pressed against the cage, preventing McGregor from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McGregor wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
McGregor has had enough of the clinch but Slow keeps him there for the moment.
McGregor has had enough of the clinch but Slow keeps him there for the moment.
Slow working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slow lands a hook that snaps the head of McGregor backwards.
A short right from Slow on the inside.
Slow lands with a right to the head. #ROC#McGregor is rocked!
A short left from Slow.
McGregor is still on wobbly legs! Can Slow finish him?
Slow lands a left hand.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Slow creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Slow.
McGregor wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A right hand to the body from Slow.
Slow scores with a shot to the side of McGregor's head.
Slow prevents McGregor from breaking the clinch.
Slow lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McGregor backwards.
McGregor wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Slow lands with a short head shot on the inside.
McGregor tries to break free but Slow pushes him back against the cage.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
Slow creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends McGregor's eyes rolling into the back of his head! McGregor drops to his knees and Slow pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slim Slow!
Slim Slow decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

 

Event: RISE 64:     
Date:   May 15, 2022
#R1#
Toyota needs to keep his hands up - Slow had a free shot at his head there.
Toyota wants to clinch.
Toyota takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Good exchange - Slow coming out on top.
Toyota tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Slow defends well and Toyota ends up having to push Slow into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
It looked like Slow wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Toyota has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slow lands a jab to the nose.
Toyota tries to clinch but Slow moves away
and Slow counters with a huge left! Toyota is in big trouble! He's backing up but Slow isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Toyota from any more damage. A dominating finish by Slow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slim Slow!
Slim Slow spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: AWC 2022 - Round 5 A     
Date:   Apr 11, 2022
#R1#
Junior jabs at Slow's body.
Junior shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Slow lands with a right hand. #CL2#
Junior moves into range and clinches up with Slow.
Junior trying to control the position but instead, Slow has worked for underhooks and has pushed Junior into the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Junior.
Slow is trying to break free.
Junior is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slow is defending well for now.
Junior trying to land knees to the body.
Junior holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Junior is looking to control Slow's arms but Slow gets an underhook and turns him. Now Junior has his back to the cage.
Slow on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slow tries a body shot but Junior blocks it.
Junior is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Slow misses with a body punch.
Slow definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Slow misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Junior. #T1#
Junior keeps control of Slow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Junior misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slow.
Slow wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Slow is trying to break the clinch but Junior is controlling him.
Slow lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Junior pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Junior tries a head kick but it misses.
A little feinted left hand from Slow on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Junior moves forwards but Slow connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Slow punishes Junior's body with a nice straight punch.
Slow moves in looking to clinch but Junior pushes him off.
Junior misses with a jab to the body
and Slow counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#CL#
Slow clinches up with Junior and pushes him back against the cage.
Junior prevents a body shot from Slow.
Slow struggles to land a body shot inside as Junior controls his hands.
Junior is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Slow is defending well for now.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slow lands with a light punch inside.
Slow lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slow misses with a punch on the inside.
Junior tries to stall but Slow uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Junior blocks an uppercut.
Slow throws a punch but it's blocked by Junior. #T2#
Junior tries to stall but Slow uses the opportunity to gain a better position. #TD2#
Junior drags the fight down to the ground.
Slow wants to stand but Junior has a closed guard, so he can't escape. #SUB2#
Junior looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Slow tries to stand but Junior is controlling from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Junior wants to stand up but Slow is controlling him.
Junior looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Slow would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB2#
Slow wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of Junior's closed guard. He's half up but Junior has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! Junior pivots and extends the arm, Slow falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by Junior! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Smoke Junior!

 

Event: AWC 2022 - Round 4 A     
Date:   Mar 26, 2022
#R1#
Slow connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice jab there from Slow.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slow moves out of range.
We've been told by Slow's head coaches at New York Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slow moves out of range.
Bravo wants to clinch up but Slow keeps it at a distance.
Slow throws a looping overhand right but Bravo ducks down to avoid it.
Bravo wants to counter the offense by Slow and move into the clinch position.
A slow jab from Slow misses its intended target.
Slow throws a right and a left that both miss.
Slow misses with a straight right.
Slow keeps the fight on the outside.
Slow throws a one two combo.
Slow slaps away a takedown attempt from Bravo, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Slow changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bravo tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Slow counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T1#
Bravo ducks under a wild hook from Slow.
A punch lands to the side of Bravo 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slow moves away
and Slow connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bravo wants to clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Slow on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A left and a right from Slow both land. Nice combination.
Bravo tries to clinch there but Slow circles away.
Bravo tries to clinch up but Slow circles away and keeps his distance.
Slow seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Slow fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bravo manages to avoid it.#T2#
Bravo tries to clinch but Slow moves out of range.
Bravo tries to clinch but Slow is having none of it.
An attempted straight right counter from Slow misses the target.
Bravo moves in looking to clinch but Slow pushes him off.
Slow is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Slow jabs at Bravo's body.
Bravo gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nice cross by Slow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#CL2#
Bravo has Slow up against the cage in a clinch.
Bravo tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slow smiles and moves away.
Slow is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bravo wants to clinch up but Slow keeps it at a distance.
An attempted straight right counter from Slow misses the target.
Bravo keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Slow.
Bravo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slow throws out the jab.
Slow scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Slow circles away from the clinch attempt
and Slow counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T3#
Slow circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slow misses with a hook. Bravo ducked under it nicely.
Bravo thinks about the counter body kick.
Slow really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Slow misses with a series of wild punches.
Bravo is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slow. Bravo does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL2#
Bravo gets in close and instigates a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Slow. #TD2#
Bravo successfully pulls guard. #SUB2#
Bravo has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Slow should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Bravo has tightened it up now! Slow should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Rickson Bravo!

 

Event: AWC 2022 - Round 3 B     
Date:   Mar 10, 2022
#R1#
Bloke gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Bloke just misses with a punch to the body.
Slow swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Slow misses with a combination
and Bloke counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Slow thinking.
Slow tries to close the distance and clinch but Bloke swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Slow has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Bloke throws a right and a left that Slow avoids nicely. #CL2#
Slow moves into the clinch.
Bloke jumps guard but Slow stands there with Bloke around his waist. Bloke gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Bloke tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Slow smiles and moves away.
Slow swings for the body but Bloke moves out of range.
Bloke slips under a jab.
Bloke takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Bloke swats away the attempt to clinch by Slow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Slow.
Slow throws a right and a left that Bloke avoids nicely.
Bloke misses with a hook to the body
and Slow counters with a straight right hand.
Bloke is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Slow. #T1#
Slow misses with a straight left.
Slow fails to land with a series of punches.
The fight stays on the outside here - Slow looks like he's thinking about clinching though.#CL2#
Slow has managed to clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Bloke definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Slow has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A short uppercut from Bloke. #TD#
Bloke ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Bloke no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Bloke working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Slow doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Bloke is tightening it up a little... Slow has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Slow reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Slow taps out! Nice BJJ there by Bloke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Chilli Bloke!

 

Event: AWC 2022 - Round 2 B     
Date:   Feb 22, 2022
#R1##CL#
Slow gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Slow makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Slow working aggressively here.
Slow misses with some punches.
Beckwith jumps guard but Slow stands there with Beckwith around his waist. Beckwith gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Beckwith blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #TD2#
Beckwith pulls guard. #SUB2#
Slow is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Beckwith has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Slow is looking to defend but Beckwith has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Slow! Beckwith pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Slow taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Rudy Beckwith!

 

Event: AWC 2022 - Round 1 B     
Date:   Feb 06, 2022
#R1#
Slow connects with a single shot there.
Jooseppi misses with a lunging right hand
and Slow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Raja Jooseppi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Slow uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jooseppi.
Nice uppercut there from Jooseppi.
Slow defending well as Jooseppi loads up on a big left hand.
Slow uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jooseppi.
Slow seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
A swing and a miss from Jooseppi.
Slow lands a really nice looking cross but Jooseppi seems unphased.
A cross from Slow lands.
We've been told by Slow's head coaches at New York Training Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Good standup being displayed there by Slow as he connects with a hook.
Jooseppi throws a jab but it's blocked by Slow.
It looked like Slow was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Jooseppi misses with a hook
and Slow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slow wants to clinch up but Jooseppi keeps it at a distance.
Slow ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Slow throwing a counter right hand but Jooseppi manages to avoid it.
Jooseppi doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Slow is looking to clinch.
Slow is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Nice jab there from Slow.
Jooseppi throws a looping overhand right but Slow ducks down to avoid it.
Slow lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jooseppi backs up against the cage.
Jooseppi shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Slow as he avoids it easily. #T1##TD2#
Jooseppi shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Slow is trying to defend but Jooseppi finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Jooseppi connects with a nice short shot to Slow's temple.
Jooseppi winds up and cracks Slow with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jooseppi prevents Slow from standing back up.
Jooseppi is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Slow looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jooseppi is nestled in close to Slow, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Jooseppi is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Slow is trying to stand.
Jooseppi looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Slow with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T2#
Slow is trying to stand.
Slow on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Slow tries to get out of the position.
Jooseppi content to control rather than advance.
Slow taking some punishment here, with Jooseppi in his half guard. #ROC2#Slow is rocked!
Jooseppi frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jooseppi controlling from the full mount.
Slow tries to buck Jooseppi off but he can't manage it.
Jooseppi has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jooseppi content just to control the position here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
It looks like Jooseppi might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jooseppi scoring with strikes but Slow is staying in there.
Oh Slow is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#T3#
Jooseppi scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Jooseppi lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Jooseppi looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Slow covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raja Jooseppi!
Raja Jooseppi decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: NRC 6: New Year’s Eve     
Date:   Dec 31, 2021
#R1##KD#
Lee lands a big uppercut and Slow crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Slow looks OK. Lee waves Slow back to his feet!#ROC#Slow is rocked!
Lee fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Slow out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Zombie Lee!

 

 
 
 
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