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Event: WP 44     
Date:   Oct 14, 2023





170 cm
32 yrs
165 lbs



185 cm
44 yrs
185 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 2 losses; Albert Einstein! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 54 wins and 37 losses; Shane MacGowan!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and Phil Schofield.


Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#TD#
Einstein gets a takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (0) MacGowan#SUB#
Einstein seems to be working for a kimura but MacGowan defends the submission attempt.
MacGowan wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Einstein is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. MacGowan doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Einstein. #SUB#
Einstein is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so MacGowan is just riding it out for now. Einstein eventually gives up the hold.
MacGowan has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Ground Zero Workout Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MacGowan moves into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
MacGowan keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully. #T1#
MacGowan is trying to control the position from the bottom.
MacGowan seems keen to control Einstein's posture.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now MacGowan is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (2) MacGowan
Einstein is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Einstein pulls MacGowan in to control the position.
Einstein manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. MacGowan manages to get himself to full guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (4) vs (2) MacGowan
MacGowan has Einstein pulled in close to control his posture.
MacGowan is continuing to stall.#T2#
Einstein looking to pass the guard.
MacGowan is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacGowan is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
MacGowan keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein preventing the sweep.
Einstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but MacGowan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
MacGowan wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
MacGowan working a defensive guard here.
Einstein trying to control but MacGowan is working from the bottom.
MacGowan wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Einstein postures up.
Einstein looking to pass the guard.
Einstein wants to control from the top but MacGowan keeps moving.
MacGowan seems keen to control Einstein's posture.#T4#
MacGowan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
MacGowan keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
Einstein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
MacGowan is trying to keep Einstein in close.
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacGowan is keeping the position for now.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but MacGowan is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacGowan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
MacGowan had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Einstein defends it easily.
MacGowan seems keen to control Einstein's posture.#T5##SUB#
Einstein drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Einstein jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
MacGowan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. MacGowan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein slips nicely into half guard.
MacGowan gets back to full guard.
MacGowan keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
MacGowan not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T6#
MacGowan bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Einstein's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (4) vs (4) MacGowan#SUB2#
MacGowan is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
MacGowan stopping the sweep attempt from Einstein.
MacGowan trying to control the position from guard on top but Einstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MacGowan wants to pass the guard but Einstein is keeping the position.
MacGowan won't allow Einstein to sweep him here.
Einstein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
MacGowan wants to pass the guard but Einstein is keeping the position.#SUB#
Einstein looking for a guillotine here but MacGowan defends easily. #SUB#
Einstein is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and MacGowan defends well.#T7#
MacGowan is fighting to break Einstein's control of his arms but Einstein is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
MacGowan looking to pass the guard.
Einstein not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
MacGowan wants to control from the top but Einstein keeps moving. #SUB2#
MacGowan thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
MacGowan wants to pass the guard but Einstein is keeping the position.
Einstein wants to sweep but no luck.
MacGowan looking to pass the guard.
Einstein trying to control the position. #T8#
MacGowan trying to control but Einstein is working from the bottom.
Einstein seems keen to control MacGowan's posture.
Einstein keeping moving, preventing MacGowan from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
MacGowan drops back, looking for a kneebar! Einstein looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Einstein looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Einstein!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Einstein (8) vs (4) MacGowan#SUB#
Einstein tries for a kimura but MacGowan is defending well.
Einstein tries to move to mount but MacGowan blocks the move with his legs. #T9##SUB#
Einstein tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
MacGowan is trying to improve his position.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but MacGowan keeps working.
MacGowan manages to get back to half guard.
MacGowan trying to control from the bottom.
MacGowan is trying to get back to full guard.#T10#
Einstein seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but MacGowan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
MacGowan trying to control here.
MacGowan is not content to let Einstein control the position.
MacGowan trying to control but Einstein postures up.
Einstein prevents MacGowan from improving his position.#SUB#
Einstein seems to be working for a kimura but MacGowan defends the submission attempt.
Einstein wants to control but MacGowan is keeping him busy. #T11#
MacGowan is trying is best to control the position here.
MacGowan is looking for a sweep. Einstein is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
MacGowan keeps trying to improve his position.
MacGowan is staying active underneath Einstein, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
MacGowan is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
MacGowan wants to improve his position but Einstein is controlling well. #T12#
Well, if Einstein is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Einstein seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but MacGowan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Einstein controlling the pace.
Einstein tries to pass the half guard into mount. MacGowan knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Einstein trying to control the pace. #SUB#
Einstein wants to work for an arm triangle but MacGowan is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
MacGowan moves into full guard. #T13#
MacGowan keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
MacGowan is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Einstein being controlled here momentarily.
Einstein won't allow MacGowan to sweep him here.
MacGowan is trying to keep Einstein in close.
MacGowan keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
MacGowan pulls Einstein in to control the position. #T14##SUB2#
MacGowan looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Einstein postures up.
MacGowan is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
MacGowan looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
MacGowan is pulling down on Einstein's head to control his posture.
Einstein passes MacGowan's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Einstein moves into full mount! MacGowan won't be happy about that!
Score +3 for passing guard: Einstein (11) vs (4) MacGowan
MacGowan tries to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Einstein jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but MacGowan manages to avoid the submission attempt.
MacGowan trying to remain calm as Einstein controls from the top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Einstein takes the fight on points by 11 to 4.
After winning the bout, Albert Einstein thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: WP 43     
Date:   Oct 11, 2023





170 cm
23 yrs
140 lbs



170 cm
32 yrs
165 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of New York, with a TWGC record of 34 wins and 31 losses; Volodymyr Kersikov! And in the blue corner, fighting out of London, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 1 losses; Albert Einstein!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Andrew Berry and Paul Tew.


The official calls the fighters to the middle and the contest is under way.#TD2#
Einstein looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Kersikov!
Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Kersikov (0) vs (4) Einstein
Kersikov prevents Einstein from moving into mount.
Kersikov is not content to let Einstein control the position.
Kersikov is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Einstein off and has taken his back!
Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Kersikov (4) vs (4) Einstein
Einstein tries to escape the position.
Kersikov has good solid back control here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
You can see the frustration on Einstein's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Kersikov tries to keep control of the position but Einstein is staying busy.#T1#
Einstein trying to control the hands but Kersikov won't let him.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Kersikov has the hooks in. Einstein is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Einstein is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.#T2#
Kersikov is riding his opponent, not letting Einstein buck him off.
Einstein trying to control the position but Kersikov manages to sink in the hooks.
Einstein can't escape the position.
Einstein trying to control the position but Kersikov manages to sink in the hooks.
Einstein is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Kersikov not allowing Einstein to control his hands.
Einstein wants to escape the position. #T3#
Einstein rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Einstein tries to roll over but Kersikov keeps him under control.
Einstein is still trying to improve position.
Einstein wants to control but Kersikov is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Kersikov perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Kersikov is thwarting Einstein's attempts to control the position.
Einstein is looking to improve his position. #T4#
Einstein is looking to control Kersikov's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Einstein avoid being mounted?
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kersikov with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Einstein gets back to full guard.
Kersikov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Einstein swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kersikov sitting in guard here, content to control. #T5#
Einstein looking for a sweep. Not yet Einstein, not yet.
Kersikov looking to pass the guard.
Einstein working a defensive guard here.
Kersikov preventing the sweep.
Einstein is trying to control the position but Kersikov postures up. #SUB2#
Einstein throws his legs up looking for a submission but Kersikov uses it to pass to side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Kersikov (7) vs (4) Einstein
Einstein wants to control but Kersikov postures up.#T6#
Kersikov trying to control the position but Einstein is working away.
Einstein is looking for a sweep.
Kersikov gets to mount! Einstein was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Kersikov (9) vs (4) Einstein
Einstein keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Einstein keeps trying to improve his position.#T7#
Kersikov can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Einstein is looking to escape.
Einstein is trying desperately to improve position.
Kersikov controlling his opponent. #T8#
Einstein is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kersikov sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Einstein is squirming around, avoiding Kersikov's attempts to control the action.
Einstein is looking to improve his position but Kersikov isn't that keen on the idea.
Einstein sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#T9#
Einstein tries to get to full guard but Kersikov has control of the leg.
Einstein trying to control here.
Einstein tries to roll over but Kersikov keeps him under control.
Einstein is trying is best to control the position here. #T10#
Einstein works his way to full guard. Good work.
Kersikov pushing down on Einstein's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Einstein trying to control but Kersikov postures up.
Well, if Kersikov is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Einstein has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Kersikov is working away from the top position though.
Kersikov controlling the action here.#T11##SUB2#
Einstein actively working from the bottom here.
Einstein trying to hold on to Kersikov's head to control him but Kersikov postures up.
Einstein is looking for a sweep. Kersikov is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Einstein gets back to full guard.
Einstein keeping moving, preventing Kersikov from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Einstein has his foot on Kersikov's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kersikov works his way back into a safe position though.#T12#
Einstein is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Kersikov advances position into side control!
Score +3 for passing guard: Kersikov (12) vs (4) Einstein
Einstein is trying to control Kersikov's posture but Kersikov avoids it.
Einstein is looking for a sweep.
Kersikov is looking to take a break and control but Einstein is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T13#
Einstein is being controlled here.
Einstein is looking for a sweep.
Kersikov passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Einstein!
Score +2 for reaching mount: Kersikov (14) vs (4) Einstein
Einstein really trying hard to get back to half guard here. #T14#
Einstein tries to hold on but Kersikov postures up.
Kersikov trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Einstein is desperately trying to improve his position but Kersikov has a good base and remains in mount.
Kersikov sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Kersikov is trying to take his opponent's back.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Score +3 for taking back: Kersikov (17) vs (4) Einstein

And that's the end of the fight!
Kersikov takes the fight on points by 17 to 4.
During a confident post fight interview, Volodymyr Kersikov thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WP 42     
Date:   Oct 07, 2023





170 cm
32 yrs
165 lbs



185 cm
44 yrs
185 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 1 losses; Albert Einstein! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 54 wins and 35 losses; Shane MacGowan!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Einstein enables MacGowan to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Einstein manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Einstein (0) vs (2) MacGowan
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Einstein might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Einstein has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #SUB#
Einstein looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Einstein seems keen to control MacGowan's posture.
MacGowan looking to sit in guard and control but Einstein gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (2) MacGowan
MacGowan working a defensive guard here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
MacGowan looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
MacGowan keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass. #T1#
MacGowan bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Einstein's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (4) MacGowan
MacGowan stopping the sweep attempt from Einstein.
MacGowan trying to control the position from guard on top but Einstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
MacGowan drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Einstein dives on top into guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (4) vs (4) MacGowan
MacGowan pulls Einstein in close to prevent any damage.
Einstein looking to pass the guard.
MacGowan keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein passes MacGowan's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
MacGowan has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Einstein is working away from the top position though.#T2##SUB#
Einstein is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. MacGowan doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Einstein.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Einstein prevents MacGowan from improving his position.
MacGowan is trying to control but can't.
MacGowan tries to get to full guard but Einstein has control of the leg.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but MacGowan keeps working.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
MacGowan tries to get to full guard but Einstein has control of the leg.
Einstein is keen to just control but MacGowan is a slippery customer.
MacGowan is trying to control but can't. #T3#
Einstein seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but MacGowan does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Einstein sitting and controlling from the half guard.
MacGowan has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Ground Zero Workout Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
MacGowan trying to hold on to Einstein's head to control him but Einstein postures up.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but MacGowan keeps working.
Well, if Einstein is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Einstein trying to control from half guard but MacGowan is working away.
Einstein sitting and controlling from the half guard.
MacGowan trying to control here. #T4#
Einstein takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
MacGowan moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
MacGowan controls Einstein momentarily but Einstein frees himself.
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacGowan is keeping the position for now.
MacGowan trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer.
Einstein stopping the sweep attempt from MacGowan.
MacGowan being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
MacGowan looking for a guillotine here but Einstein defends easily. #T5#
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. MacGowan is keeping the position for now.
Einstein wants to control from the top but MacGowan keeps moving.
Einstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
MacGowan keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
MacGowan trying to control the position. #T6#
Einstein wants to control from the top but MacGowan keeps moving.
Einstein won't allow MacGowan to sweep him here.
MacGowan bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Einstein's guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (4) vs (6) MacGowan
Einstein working a defensive guard here.
MacGowan trying to control but Einstein is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
MacGowan drops back looking for a leg! Einstein is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Einstein manages to kick MacGowan off! MacGowan jumps back into Einstein's guard.
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SUB#
Einstein throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T7##SUB#
Einstein is looking to cinch up a triangle. MacGowan throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Einstein's body to avoid the submission. Einstein has instead reached around MacGowan's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Einstein arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: RISE 195: Popara vs Souza     
Date:   Sep 09, 2023
#R1#
Einstein scores with the left hand. Dancer knows he should have avoided that one.
Einstein misses with a takedown attempt - Dancer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dancer takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Einstein takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Einstein misses with a takedown attempt - Dancer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dancer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dancer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Einstein was well out of range. Poor timing from Dancer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Einstein misses.
Dancer let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Einstein misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein misses with an uppercut. #T1#
Einstein goes for a double leg but Dancer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Dancer continues to drive forward.
Einstein prevents a body shot from Dancer.
Dancer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dancer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Einsteins head.
Einstein tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dancer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #TD#
Einstein successfully pulls guard.
Dancer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Einstein working for a triangle but Dancer defends it easily.
Einstein wants to sweep here but Dancer controlling him for the moment. #SUB#
Einstein looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Einstein escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dancer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Dancer stopping the sweep attempt from Einstein.
Dancer controlling from the top position.
Einstein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dancer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Einstein swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Einstein working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dancer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dancer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T3#
Dancer wants to control from the top but Einstein keeps moving. #SUB#
Einstein looking for a triangle here. Dancer is fighting it but it looks tight! Einstein pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dancer is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Albert Einstein!
A relieved looking Albert Einstein thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: RISE 189: Diggs vs Daan     
Date:   Aug 05, 2023
#R1#
Sitsongrit just misses with a punch to the body.
Einstein fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Sitsongrit scores with a slapping inside leg kick.#TD#
Einstein fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Sitsongrit to the ground. Einstein is now in Sitsongrit's guard.
Sitsongrit pulls Einstein in close to prevent any damage.
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sitsongrit is keeping the position for now.
Sitsongrit controls Einstein momentarily but Einstein frees himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Sitsongrit is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Einstein is controlling him. #T1#
Sitsongrit being controlled here, momentarily.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Sitsongrit keeps moving.
Einstein has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Einstein's corner is telling him to maintain position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Sitsongrit comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Einstein on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Einstein looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Sitsongrit is fending him off so far but Einstein persists. Nope, Sitsongrit circles away and we're back to standing.
Sitsongrit digs a good body shot into Einstein's ribs.
Sitsongrit swings for the body but Einstein moves out of range.
Einstein half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Sitsongrit is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Einstein rather than just go for the knockout.
Sitsongrit lands with a kick to the ribs.
A jab lands there for Sitsongrit.#T2##TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Einstein looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sitsongrit wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
Einstein postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Sitsongrit is trying to control the position but Einstein postures up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sitsongrit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Einstein trying to control but Sitsongrit is working from the bottom.
Einstein throwing strikes but missing.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Sitsongrit keeps moving. #T3#
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sitsongrit swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein is fighting to break Sitsongrit's control of his arms but Sitsongrit is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Einstein postures up in Sitsongrit's guard and throws a big left but Sitsongrit blocks it.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Sitsongrit can do anything to dispel that myth.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Sitsongrit keeps moving.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Einstein preventing the sweep. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Sitsongrit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sitsongrit just misses with a punch to the body.
Einstein changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Good leg kick by Sitsongrit. #T4#
Sitsongrit throws a sloppy head kick and Einstein moves out of range easily.
Einstein shoots for a double leg takedown but Sitsongrit sprawls well. He's pushed Einstein's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown but Sitsongrit shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Sitsongrit scores with a jab.
Sitsongrit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Einstein manages to avoid it.
Sitsongrit looks to throw the jab but Einstein is out of range.
Einstein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Einstein drops down looking for a counter takedown but Sitsongrit sprawls and moves away.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sitsongrit moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sitsongrit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Einstein manages to avoid it.
Good shot there by Sitsongrit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Einstein keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Einstein changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
A lazy left from Sitsongrit finds it's target.
Sitsongrit stuffs the takedown.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Danny Sitsongrit dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Sitsongrit defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Einstein.#CL2#
Sitsongrit drives through and clinches with Einstein against the cage.
Einstein tries to pull guard but Sitsongrit forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Sitsongrit scores with a shoulder strike. #TD#
Einstein jumps guard and drags Sitsongrit to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Einstein trying to keep a closed guard but Sitsongrit is proving a slippery customer.
Sitsongrit slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Einstein keeping moving, preventing Sitsongrit from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sitsongrit looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Sitsongrit has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Einstein is proving hard to escape from. #T1#
Einstein looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sitsongrit is one step ahead there.
Sitsongrit really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Einstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Sitsongrit wants to stand and escape but instead Einstein has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Sitsongrit looking to control.
Sitsongrit lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Sitsongrit controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T2#
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Sitsongrit wants to control from the top but Einstein keeps moving.
Sitsongrit controlling from the top position.
Einstein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Einstein is working hard here to advance position.
Sitsongrit wants to control from the top but Einstein keeps moving.
Einstein wants to sweep but no luck. #T3##SUB#
Einstein looking for a guillotine here but Sitsongrit defends easily. #SUB#
Einstein has his foot on Sitsongrit's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Sitsongrit works his way back into a safe position though.
Einstein trying to keep a closed guard but Sitsongrit is proving a slippery customer.
Einstein pulls Sitsongrit in close to his closed guard and prevents Sitsongrit from doing any damage or advancing position.
Sitsongrit is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Sitsongrit misses with a body shot #TD#
so Einstein counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Einstein postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sitsongrit wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Sitsongrit wants to get back to his feet but Einstein is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Einstein is pushing down on Sitsongrit's leg trying to pass to half guard. Sitsongrit is fighting to maintain full guard but Einstein has managed to sneak the leg through.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Sitsongrit wants to improve his position but Einstein is controlling well.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Albert Einstein will probably get the nod.
That's time! Einstein's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Einstein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Einstein checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Einstein moves away.
Einstein half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Sitsongrit has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Einstein on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit obviously looking to wear him down.
Sitsongrit throws a push kick but Einstein slaps the foot to one side.
Sitsongrit throws a low kick but Einstein moves out of range easily.
Sitsongrit throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Einstein.
Sitsongrit has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Sitsongrit throws a body punch but Einstein moves out of range.
Einstein half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sitsongrit. That one must have hurt.
Einstein's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sitsongrit connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Einstein scrambles back to his feet.
Sitsongrit misses the jab.
Einstein changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Sitsongrit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sitsongrit throws a jab when Einstein was well out of range.#T1#
Sitsongrit scores with a jab.
Sitsongrit scores with a kick to the midsection.
Sitsongrit lunges at Einstein with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Einstein's hand.
Sitsongrit has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sitsongrit throws a body punch but Einstein moves out of range.
Einstein appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Einstein takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Danny Sitsongrit is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sitsongrit throws a front kick aimed at Einstein's knee but Einstein avoids it well. #TD#
Einstein closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Sitsongrit quickly recovers to half guard.
Einstein seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Sitsongrit does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Einstein tries to pass the half guard into mount. Sitsongrit knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Sitsongrit wants to control but Einstein is keeping busy.
Sitsongrit tries to get to full guard but Einstein has control of the leg.
Einstein is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Sitsongrit! #T2#
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee warns Sitsongrit that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Sitsongrit is wriggling around trying to escape.
Sitsongrit regains half guard.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Einstein's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Sitsongrit trying to control but Einstein postures up.
Einstein perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T3#
Sitsongrit wants to improve his position but Einstein is controlling well.
Einstein seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Einstein keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Sitsongrit looks like he's trying to stand up.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Sitsongrit keeps working.
Einstein lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Sitsongrit is trying to control but can't. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Well, if Einstein is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Sitsongrit wants to improve his position but Einstein is controlling well.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Einstein tries to pass to full mount but Sitsongrit defends it.
Einstein working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sitsongrit tries to get to full guard but Einstein has control of the leg.
Sitsongrit trying to control here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Danny Sitsongrit comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Sitsongrit has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Danny Sitsongrit!

 

Event: RISE 180     
Date:   Jun 17, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Einstein dives in and scores a takedown into Brown's guard.
Brown wants to stand up but Einstein is controlling him.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Einstein is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brown is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Einstein trying to control the position but Brown is working away.
Einstein is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Einstein in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Einstein lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Einstein in side control, throwing shots but Brown defends.
Einstein tries to advance to mount but can't.
Brown wants to get back to his feet.
Sloppy strikes there by Einstein.#T1#
Brown wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Einstein wants to control but Brown is keeping him busy.
Einstein might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Brown haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Brown is trying to get back to his feet.#ES#
Brown explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Einstein shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Brown counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Einstein shoots in looking for a takedown but Brown manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Einstein's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Brown was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#TD2#
Einstein changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Brown looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Brown wants to get back to his feet but Einstein drags him back down.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Brown prevents Einstein from moving into mount.
My spies in Monkey Magic inform me that Einstein has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!#T2#
Einstein postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Einstein scores with a couple of short elbows.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Einstein takes a little break here. Brown wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brown is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#ES#
Brown explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #TD2#
Einstein closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Brown's guard.
Brown wants to stand and escape but Einstein is having none of it.
Brown has momentary wrist control but Einstein slips an elbow through the middle.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Brown wants to stand up but Einstein is controlling him.
Einstein throws a big elbow that misses.
Einstein is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T3##ES#
Brown pushes Einstein off and scrambles back to his feet. #TD2#
Einstein looking to score a takedown here. Brown is defending well but Einstein drives through and ends up in Brown's guard.

Brown pushes Einstein off and scrambles back to his feet.
Brown defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Einstein.
Jair Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Albert Einstein.
Einstein takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Brown.#TD2#
Einstein throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Brown was covering up waiting for the punch and Einstein finishes the takedown easily into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Brown is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T4#
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Einstein connects with a couple of short punches.#ES#
Brown pushes Einstein off and scrambles back to his feet.
A big left from Brown misses.
Einstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Einstein takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Einstein looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Einstein has his takedown stuffed
and Brown counters with a low kick, right behind Einstein 's knee.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Jair Brown will probably get the nod.
That's time! Brown's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2##TD2#
Einstein fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Brown to the ground. Einstein is now in Brown's guard.
Brown is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Brown is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Einstein is controlling him well.
Einstein lands an elbow.
Einstein throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Brown pushes Einstein away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Einstein gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Brown trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Einstein slows the pace down.
Brown is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Einstein is controlling him well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Brown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Brown taking a bit of punishment here - Einstein scoring with strikes. #T1#
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Brown keeps working.
Brown is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Einstein asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Brown seems a little lost for a moment, as Einstein dominates the positioning.
Einstein lands a few punches from side control.
Brown wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Einstein controls the position from side control.
Einstein prevents Brown from escaping the position.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Brown is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Einstein taking a breather here.
Einstein throws an elbow but Brown slips to the side and avoids it well.
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
Brown is trying to buck Einstein off.
The ground and pound from Einstein seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Brown is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Einstein asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Einstein fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Brown wants to get back to his feet.#T3#
Einstein throws a strike aimed at the side of Brown's head but Brown avoids it well.#SUB2#
Einstein tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Einstein tries to score with some ground and pound. Brown controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Brown is not content to let Einstein control the position.
Einstein prevents Brown from escaping the position.
Einstein controlling from side mount. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Brown wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Brown is looking to get back to his feet here but Einstein is keeping cool and he's managed to take Brown's back.
Einstein scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Brown wants to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Einstein looking to break Brown's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Brown remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Einstein will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Brown wants to get back to his feet.
Well, with Einstein on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Brown is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
Einstein closes the distance and clinches up with Brown, looking for a takedown. Einstein pushes Brown against the cage but Brown circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#TD2#
Einstein shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Brown is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard.
Brown is trying to stand up here but Einstein is controlling him well.
Einstein has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Einstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Brown wants to stand back up but Einstein manages to pass into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown pushes Einstein away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Einstein gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Einstein trying to control the position but Brown is working away.
Brown is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Einstein has just dragged him back down to the mat.#T1#
Einstein advances to mount.
Brown tries to buck Einstein off but he can't manage it.
Einstein fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Brown is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Einstein trying to control but Brown is having none of it.
Brown is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Einstein wants to control the pace but Brown is squirming around nicely.
Einstein content just to control the position here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Einstein cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers! #CUT2#It looks like Jair Brown has been cut.#T2#
Einstein looking to control but Brown is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #ES#
Brown bucks up and throws Einstein to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
An inside leg kick lands from Brown.
Einstein shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Brown pinned against the cage. Brown gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Einstein fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jair Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Albert Einstein.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Einstein.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice sprawl there from Brown as Einstein shoots in.
Einstein shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Brown counters with a straight right hand.
Einstein takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T3#
Einstein misses with a takedown attempt
and Brown counters with a slapping leg kick.
Brown cracks Einstein with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Einstein doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Brown cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brown lands a jab to the head. #TD2#
Einstein feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Brown is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Einstein is controlling him. #ES#
Brown has his feet on Einstein's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Brown sprawls well. Brown wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Einstein gets slowly back to his feet.#T4#
Brown fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Einstein manages to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown feints and then cracks Einstein's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Einstein down.
Einstein looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Brown misses the target.#TD2#
Einstein is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Brown's half guard.
Einstein stops Brown from getting back to his feet. #ES#
Brown manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Einstein shoots in but Brown avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Einstein closes the distance and clinches up with Brown, looking for a takedown. Einstein pushes Brown against the cage but Brown circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jair Brown clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Jair Brown's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R4#
Einstein with a poor takedown
letting Brown counter with a right hand.
Einstein misses with a takedown
and Brown counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Einstein slips under a jab from Brown.
Einstein tries for a takedown but Brown circles away easily
letting Brown counter with a right hand.
Jair Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Albert Einstein.
Nice shot by Brown.
Einstein doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Brown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Brown is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Einstein has his takedown stuffed
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Einstein is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
An inside leg kick lands from Brown. #T1#
Brown leaves Einstein with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Brown digs a good body shot into Einstein's ribs.
Einstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Brown cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Brown lands a nice hook to Einstein's body. Einstein takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Einstein doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Brown counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Brown keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Einstein ducks right into an uppercut from Brown.
It looks like Brown has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.#T2#
Brown misses with a head kick.
Einstein with a poor takedown
and Brown cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#TD2#
Brown tries to sprawl but Einstein drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Einstein prevents Brown from standing back up.
Einstein throwing shots but Brown is blocking nicely.
Brown is trying to stand.
Einstein thows a huge punch but Brown dodges it nicely.
Brown tries to kick Einstein off but Einstein keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #ES#
Brown manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Brown with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Brown throws a half hearted mid kick.#T3#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Einstein is defended easily by Brown.
Einstein's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Einstein shoots in and drives through. Brown sprawls well.
Brown tries to clinch up but Einstein circles away and keeps his distance.
Einstein misses with a takedown
and Brown counters with a stiff right hand.
Brown slaps away a takedown attempt from Einstein, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Brown feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Brown throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Brown leaves Einstein with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T4#
Einstein has his takedown stuffed
and Brown counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brown swings for the body but Einstein moves out of range.
Einstein shoots in looking for a takedown but Brown manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Einstein's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Einstein takes one to the side of the head.
Nice jab there from Brown.
Brown is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown but Brown shows good takedown defense.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Brown. That's going to slow Einstein down.
Einstein with a poor takedown
and Brown counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jair Brown had his way with Albert Einstein in that round.
The cut man is working on Jair Brown's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R5#
Brown lands with a shot to the body.
Brown throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Einstein is trying hard to land a takedown here. Brown sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Brown fires out a quick counter leg kick but Einstein just manages to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Brown.
Einstein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.
Brown throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Einstein.
Brown is looking to slow Einstein down with leg kicks.
Brown is looking to slow Einstein down with leg kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Brown counters with a straight right hand.
Einstein shoots in but Brown avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jair Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Albert Einstein.#T1#
Einstein shoots and misses
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#TD2#
Einstein decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Brown kicks off Einstein and gets to his feet.
Einstein is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Jair Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2#
Einstein gets a double leg takedown into Brown's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown wants to stand but Einstein is controlling the position.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Brown is keeping the position.
Einstein controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Brown is keeping the position.
Brown wants to stand but Einstein is controlling the position. #T2#
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein won't allow Brown to get back to his feet. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Einstein was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Brown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Einstein can do to turn this around?
Brown tries to escape but Einstein is in control.
Brown tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Brown tries to buck Einstein off but he can't manage it. #ES#
Brown bucks up and throws Einstein to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!#TD2#
Einstein feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#ES#
Brown is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Einstein presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Albert Einstein has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Brown scores with a hook to the body.
Einstein has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Brown throws a head punch that misses.
Brown misses with a hook to the ribs.
Brown struggles to land a body shot inside as Einstein controls his hands.
Brown pushes Einstein back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right hand to the body from Brown.
Einstein is trying to maintain a safe position but Brown gets an underhook and turns Einstein into the cage.
Einstein misses with a punch to the body.
Einstein tries to throw a body punch but Brown avoids it by throwing Einstein back against the cage.
Brown doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Einstein holding his opponent close, against the cage. #BC2#
Einstein's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#TD2#
Einstein looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Brown!

Brown throws Einstein to one side and escapes!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brown lands an overhand right.#T4#
Einstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Brown counters with a stiff right hand.
Brown keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Einstein on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Brown. Brown obviously looking to wear him down.
Einstein has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brown finds it's way round the side to connect with Einstein's head. #CL#
Einstein tries to keep at a distance but Brown has taken the fight into the clinch.
Brown tries to work over Einstein's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brown blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Einstein misses with a body punch.
Brown lands a body punch in the clinch.
Brown can't find room to land a body shot as Einstein controls the action.
Brown misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brown lands a hook that snaps the head of Einstein backwards.
Einstein misses with a hook from the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jair Brown showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Brown has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 48:46
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 48:45
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 48:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jair Brown!

Jair Brown retains his lightweight title!
A victorious Jair Brown thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TWGC 39 (170lbs, D1): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 2     
Date:   May 16, 2023





170 cm
31 yrs
165 lbs



170 cm
35 yrs
172 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 1 wins and 0 losses; Albert Einstein! And in the blue corner, fighting out of New York, with a TWGC record of 44 wins and 25 losses; Koryu Miyagi!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yasuomi Hirokawa and Sosuke Kotani.


The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Einstein will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.#CL2#
Miyagi has managed to clinch.
Einstein wants to take the fight to the mat but Miyagi manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Miyagi is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein wants to take the fight to the mat but Miyagi manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD2#
Miyagi gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Einstein (0) vs (2) Miyagi
Miyagi is controlling the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Einstein actively working from the bottom here.#T1#
Einstein wants to control but Miyagi is keeping busy.
Miyagi performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Einstein moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Miyagi is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #T2#
Miyagi's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Miyagi slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Einstein is trying to keep Miyagi in close.
Einstein wants to sweep but no luck. #T3#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Miyagi looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Miyagi looking to pass the guard.
Einstein is adopting a defensive guard.#T4#
Einstein trying to control the position.
Miyagi pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Einstein is keeping the position for now.
Einstein trying to keep a closed guard but Miyagi is proving a slippery customer.
Miyagi slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T5#
Einstein looking for a sweep. Not yet Einstein, not yet.
Miyagi controlling from the top position.
Einstein trying to control the position here. #T6#
Miyagi is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Einstein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Einstein is adopting a defensive guard.#T7#
Einstein wants to control but Miyagi passes easily into half guard.
Einstein is pressing down on Miyagi's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Einstein controls Miyagi momentarily but Miyagi frees himself.
Miyagi showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Miyagi trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T8#
Einstein looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Miyagi puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Miyagi is looking to advance position but Einstein won't allow it.
Einstein is trying to control but can't.
Miyagi is looking to advance position but Einstein won't allow it.
Miyagi not doing much here.
Miyagi prevents Einstein from improving his position.#T9#
Miyagi seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Miyagi prevents Einstein from improving his position.
Miyagi is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T10#
Einstein moves into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Miyagi controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Einstein not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Einstein is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Miyagi is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Einstein can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Miyagi controls the pace.#T11#
Einstein wants to improve his position but instead Miyagi has moved into half guard.
Einstein is trying to control but can't.
Einstein keeping control of the position.
Still in half guard, Miyagi seems content to control.
Einstein is looking to improve his position. #T12#
Einstein has a hand on Miyagi's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Miyagi takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Score +3 for passing guard: Einstein (0) vs (5) Miyagi
Einstein reaches up to try and control the position but Miyagi seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Einstein rolls and tries to escape and now Miyagi has his back!
Score +3 for taking back: Einstein (0) vs (8) Miyagi
Miyagi doesn't have the hooks in and Einstein manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (8) Miyagi#T13#
Miyagi keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Miyagi pulls Einstein in close to prevent any damage.
Miyagi is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Einstein trying to control but Miyagi is working from the bottom.
Miyagi wants to sweep but no luck.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Miyagi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein slips nicely into half guard.#T14#
Einstein trying to advance position but Miyagi counters by regaining guard.
Einstein trying to control but Miyagi is working from the bottom.
Miyagi is pulling down on Einstein's head. It's preventing any offense from Einstein, at least for the moment.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Miyagi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein is working hard here to advance position.
Miyagi wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Miyagi wins on points by 8 to 2.
A victorious Koryu Miyagi thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TWGC 39 (170lbs, D1): Tokyo Qualifier - Round 1     
Date:   May 15, 2023





170 cm
31 yrs
165 lbs



179 cm
34 yrs
162 lbs


This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the welterweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of London, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Albert Einstein! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 10 wins and 4 losses; Bong Ji Woo!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Sosuke Kotani and Shigeki Sano.


The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Einstein fails to land the takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Einstein.#TD#
Einstein closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Einstein lands in his opponent's guard.
Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Einstein (2) vs (0) Ji Woo
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Ji Woo keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB2#
Ji Woo escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Einstein gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Ji Woo can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Einstein controls the pace.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Ji Woo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ji Woo is trying to control the position but Einstein postures up.
Ji Woo keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ji Woo swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Einstein got a little sloppy there for a moment and Ji Woo has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Einstein has managed to get both his arms back between Ji Woo's legs - danger averted.#T2#
Ji Woo looking for a sweep. Not yet Ji Woo, not yet. #SUB2#
Ji Woo looking for a guillotine here but Einstein defends easily.
Ji Woo is adopting a defensive guard.
Einstein stopping the sweep attempt from Ji Woo.
Einstein stands and throws Ji Woo's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Score +3 for passing guard: Einstein (5) vs (0) Ji Woo
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ji Woo keeps working. #T3#
Einstein tries to move into full mount but can't pass Ji Woo's legs.
Ji Woo can't do much from the bottom here.
Einstein trying to control the action but Ji Woo is working from the bottom.
Einstein taking a breather here.
Ji Woo struggling a bit here.#T4#
Einstein wants to control but Ji Woo is keeping him busy.
Einstein tries to move to mount but Ji Woo blocks the move with his legs.
Einstein advances to mount.
Score +2 for reaching mount: Einstein (7) vs (0) Ji Woo
Ji Woo sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Einstein controlling the pace. #SUB#
Einstein is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #T5#
Ji Woo tries to roll over but Einstein keeps him under control.
Ji Woo is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard.
Ji Woo moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Ji Woo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ji Woo is trying to control the position but Einstein postures up.
Ji Woo is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage. #T6#
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ji Woo is keeping the position for now.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Ji Woo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ji Woo keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
Einstein trying to control but Ji Woo is working from the bottom.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Ji Woo is keeping the position.
Ji Woo trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer. #T7#
Einstein trying to control but Ji Woo is working from the bottom.
Ji Woo trying to control the position here.
Ji Woo's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Ji Woo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Our spies down at at Convicted Fight Club inform us that Ji Woo has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Ji Woo keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T8#
Einstein controlling from the top position.
Einstein won't allow Ji Woo to sweep him here.
Ji Woo is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#SUB#
Einstein is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Ji Woo is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Ji Woo has escaped and now he's on top!
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Einstein (7) vs (2) Ji Woo
Ji Woo passes Einstein's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #T9#
Ji Woo prevents Einstein from improving his position.
Einstein trying to control from the bottom.
Einstein wants to improve his position but Ji Woo is controlling well.
Einstein works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ji Woo tries to free his leg and advance position but Einstein is retaining full guard. #T10##SUB#
Einstein throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Ji Woo stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Einstein swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein looking to hit a scissor sweep but Ji Woo is one step ahead there.
Ji Woo trying to control the position from guard on top but Einstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T11#
Einstein not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #SUB#
Einstein escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ji Woo gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Ji Woo sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Einstein's guard.
Einstein slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB#
Einstein had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Ji Woo defends it easily.
Einstein keeping moving, preventing Ji Woo from controlling successfully. #T12#
Ji Woo controls from within his opponent's guard.
Ji Woo trying to control the position from guard on top but Einstein is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Einstein wants to control the position but Ji Woo says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #T13#
Ji Woo is keen to just control but Einstein is a slippery customer.
Einstein moves into full guard.
Einstein can't keep his opponent in guard - Ji Woo advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Einstein wants to get back to full guard.
Einstein works his way to full guard. Good work.
Einstein wants to improve his position but instead Ji Woo has moved into half guard.
Ji Woo works his foot free and advances to mount.
Score +3 for passing guard: Einstein (7) vs (5) Ji Woo#T14##SUB2#
Ji Woo with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Einstein is trying desperately to improve position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Ji Woo working for a guillotine from mount but Einstein is in no mood to give up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Einstein takes the fight on points by 7 to 5.
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: RISE 164     
Date:   Apr 22, 2023
#R1#
Einstein lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jab from Einstein.
Jacquin throws a body punch but Einstein moves out of range.
Jacquin throws a poor cross that misses
and Einstein counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jacquin on the wrong end of a nice jab.#ROC#Jacquin is rocked!
Einstein lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Jacquin - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Einstein!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Albert Einstein!
A victorious Albert Einstein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: RISE 153     
Date:   Mar 19, 2023
#R1#
Einstein avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Einstein leaves Mesquita with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#TD#
Einstein looking to score a takedown here. Mesquita is defending well but Einstein drives through and ends up in Mesquita's guard.
Einstein is looking to work some ground and pound but Mesquita has wrist control.
Mesquita keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Mesquita keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
Mesquita looking for a sweep. Not yet Mesquita, not yet. #SUB2#
Mesquita throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mesquita looking to control.
Einstein is looking to work some ground and pound but Mesquita has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Mesquita is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Mesquita keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass. #T1#
Mesquita striking from his own guard.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Einstein trying to control but Mesquita is working from the bottom.
Mesquita is pulling down on Einstein's head. It's preventing any offense from Einstein, at least for the moment.#SUB2#
Mesquita is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Einstein working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
Mesquita is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mesquita wants to hit a sweep here but Einstein passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Mesquita there!
Mesquita in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Mesquita tries to reverse the position but Einstein maintains control.
Mesquita has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Einstein trying to control but Mesquita is having none of it.
Einstein controlling from mount.
Einstein scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Mesquita keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Einstein can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mesquita is looking to escape. #SUB#
Einstein looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.#T3#
Mesquita tries to reverse the position but Einstein maintains control.
Einstein trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Mesquita manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Einstein not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Einstein wants to free his trapped foot but Mesquita is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Mesquita is not content to let Einstein control the position.#SUB#
Mesquita is trying to control Einstein's posture. Einstein takes advantage of the lull and advances to side control. He also appears to have an arm triangle here! Uh oh, big trouble for Mesquita! Einstein is rotating here... this could be the end... Mesquita is out! Einstein has ended this one emphatically! Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Albert Einstein!
A very excited looking Albert Einstein made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: RISE 145     
Date:   Feb 19, 2023
#R1#
Einstein swings away with a body shot that misses
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Brown slips under a jab.
Brown throwing a counter right hand but Einstein manages to avoid it.
We've been told by Brown's head coaches at Grooming Champions that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Brown avoids the body shot from Einstein.
Einstein on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Einstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Einstein moves forwards but Brown connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Brown missing with a left hand there. Einstein was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Brown takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Brown scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Einstein blocks a head kick by Brown.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Einstein is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Brown takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Einstein looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Einstein jabs Brown right on the nose. Brown blinks but takes it well.#T1#
Einstein defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
Einstein feints the counter takedown.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
Einstein swings for the body but Brown moves out of range.
Einstein misses the jab.
Einstein ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Brown misses with an uppercut.
Einstein defending well as Brown loads up on a big left hand.
A punch lands to the side of Einstein 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Brown takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Einstein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Einstein uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brown.
Einstein with the counter takedown but Brown avoids it easily.
Brown thows a left - swing and a miss!
Einstein with the counter takedown but Brown avoids it easily.
Einstein throws a hook but Brown blocks it.
Brown uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Einstein.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Einstein lands with a nice body punch.
Einstein looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
Brown is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Einstein.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Einstein is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Brown rather than just go for the knockout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Einstein uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Brown looks to throw the jab but Einstein is out of range.
Brown throws a head kick but Einstein moves out of range.
Brown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Einstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brown throws a head kick but Einstein moves out of range.
Brown misses with a straight right.
Einstein drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Brown defends it well.
Jair Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Einstein tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Einstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brown.
Einstein scores with the left hand. Brown knows he should have avoided that one. #T3#
Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Einstein moves away.
Einstein uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brown.
Einstein feints the counter takedown.
Einstein connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jair Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Einstein shoots in and drives through. Brown sprawls well.
Brown swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Einstein scores with a hook to the body. Brown takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Brown throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Einstein decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Brown's guard.

Brown has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Einstein is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brown works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Brown scores with a hook to the body.
Brown digs a right hand underneath Einstein's ribcage. Einstein let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Brown lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Einstein taking a breather.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Brown.
Brown working aggressively here.
Einstein is trying to maintain a safe position but Brown gets an underhook and turns Einstein into the cage.
Brown lands with a short punch from the clinch. #T4##BC2#
Einstein escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Brown keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown cracks Einstein with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Brown swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brown lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Brown misses with a hook. Einstein ducked under it nicely.
Einstein misses with a takedown attempt - Brown sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Brown throwing a counter right hand but Einstein manages to avoid it.
Brown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein.
Brown throws a big shot that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Brown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Einstein is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Brown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Brown misses with a head kick.
Einstein with the counter takedown but Brown avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jair Brown dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Einstein looks to score with a jab to the body but Brown is just out of range.
Brown on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Brown scores with a nice strike.
Brown throws a hook to the side of Einstein's head but Einstein sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Einstein throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brown stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Brown throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Einstein misses with a body punch
and Brown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Brown throws a jab when Einstein was well out of range.
Brown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Einstein can do to turn this around?#TD2#
Brown gets caught napping as Einstein dives in and scores a takedown. Brown manages to retain guard.
Einstein pushes down on Brown's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brown is trying to stand up here but Einstein is controlling him well.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Brown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Brown is looking to escape.#T1#
Einstein throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Einstein prevents Brown from standing back up.
Ground and pound from Einstein.
Einstein is trying to control. Brown wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Still in half guard, Einstein seems content to control.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Brown is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein stops Brown from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brown won't allow Einstein to pass to mount.
Brown looks like he's trying to stand up. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Einstein is just out of range.#TD2#
Einstein closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Brown scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Einstein manages to mount him!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brown squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Einstein trying to control but Brown is having none of it.
Brown is bucking up trying to escape but Einstein cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Brown wants to get back to his feet.
Einstein scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Einstein lands with some strikes.
A nice elbow there by Einstein.
Einstein has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Brown is trying to stand.
Einstein working the ground and pound effectively. #T3#
Brown wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
Einstein punishing his opponent with strikes.
Brown wants to get back to his feet.
Brown is bucking up trying to escape but Einstein cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#SUB2#
Einstein looking for a guillotine from mount but Brown is having none of it.
You get the feeling that Brown really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Einstein content just to control the position here.
Einstein looking to control but Brown is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Einstein putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#ES#
Brown bucks Einstein off and manages to get back to his feet!
Jab from Einstein.
Brown looks to land a left hand but Einstein moved out of range nicely.#T4#
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brown moves forwards but Einstein connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Brown misses with an uppercut.
Brown looks to land a right hand but Einstein moved out of range.
The fighters circling - Brown throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Brown throws a lazy uppercut #TD2#
so Einstein counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Brown is looking to stand up but Einstein isn't so interested in that idea.
Einstein sitting in guard here, content to control.
Brown wants to get back to his feet but Einstein is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R3#
Brown drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Einstein slips under a jab.
Einstein misses with a body shot.
Brown throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Einstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Brown misses with a straight right.
Brown scores with the left hand. Einstein knows he should have avoided that one.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
Brown is looking to counter punch.
Brown tests Einstein's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jair Brown is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown thows a left - swing and a miss!
Einstein feints the counter takedown.
Einstein scores with a crisp jab that stopped Brown in his tracks.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Einstein moves away and avoids it.
Einstein slips under a jab from Brown.#T1#
Brown throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Brown is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Einstein is controlling him.
Einstein works over Brown with some ground and pound from guard.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Einstein prevents Brown from escaping the position.
Einstein throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Brown wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Einstein tries to score with some ground and pound. Brown controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Brown pushes Einstein away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Einstein gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Einstein in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #T2#
Einstein tries to move into full mount but can't pass Brown's legs.
Einstein is still trying to improve position.#SUB2#
Einstein is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brown is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Brown is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#SUB2#
Einstein looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Einstein remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Brown parries the strikes from Einstein easily there. Einstein is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Brown to escape.
Einstein happy to just control the position for now.
Einstein grinds an elbow into Brown's temple. #T3#
The ground and pound from Einstein seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Brown tries to escape but Einstein is in control.
Einstein lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Brown down.
Brown is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Einstein is controlling him well.
Einstein cracks Brown with a big elbow.
Einstein working the ground and pound from side control.
Brown is trying to get back to his feet.
Einstein wants to control but Brown is keeping him busy.
Einstein landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Einstein tries to advance to mount but can't.
Brown is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Einstein has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Einstein moves into full mount!
Brown is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Einstein lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #T4#
Brown squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Einstein can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Brown is looking to escape.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Einstein cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
You get the feeling that Brown really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Einstein lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Brown hang on?
Einstein wants to control the pace but Brown is squirming around nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Einstein controlling his opponent.
Brown squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Einstein with good strikes from the mount here!
Einstein can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Brown is looking to escape.
Brown tries to buck Einstein off but he can't manage it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R4#
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Einstein is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Einstein slips under a jab from Brown.
Einstein scores with a shot to the body.
Einstein has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brown finds it's way round the side to connect with Einstein's head.
Brown is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Brown works the jab nicely.
Brown scores with a decent looking hook.
Einstein scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Brown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brown throws an overhand right that lands on Einstein's shoulder, as Einstein tries to avoid the shot.
Einstein misses with a shot to the body
letting Brown counter with a right hand.
Einstein works Brown's body with a nice hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#TD2#
Einstein looking to score a takedown here. Brown is defending well but Einstein drives through and ends up in Brown's guard.#T1#
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Einstein slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Brown wants to stand and escape but Einstein is having none of it.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Brown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Einstein postures up in Brown's guard and throws a big left but Brown blocks it. #ES#
Brown pushes Einstein off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Brown throws a hook but Einstein blocks it.
Einstein just misses with a punch to the body.
Einstein slips a jab from Brown.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Brown.
Einstein misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T2#
Einstein loads up on a big right hand but Brown slips the punch.
Einstein misses with a body shot
and Brown counters with a right hand to the body.
Brown avoids the body shot from Einstein.
Einstein slips under a jab.
Brown throws a body punch but Einstein moves out of range.
A slow jab from Einstein misses its intended target.
Einstein moves forwards but Brown connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Brown misses with a lunging right hand #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Brown!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB2#
Einstein working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #ES#
Brown throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!#TD2#
Einstein scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T3#
Einstein working the ground and pound.
Einstein in side control, throwing shots but Brown defends.
Einstein trying to control the position but Brown is working away.
Brown is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Einstein scoring with punches from side control. #ES#
Brown throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Einstein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Brown.
Brown misses with a looping right.
Einstein scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Brown doesn't seem bothered though.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Einstein moves away and avoids it.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T4#
Brown moves away from the strike by Einstein.
A slow jab from Brown misses its intended target.
Brown's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Einstein connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Brown scrambles back to his feet.
Einstein fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Brown lands a high kick!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brown looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Einstein misses with a straight left.
Brown misses with a hook.
Brown pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Brown misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jair Brown had his way with Albert Einstein in that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R5#
Einstein fails with the takedown.
Einstein uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Brown.
Brown misses with a straight left.
Einstein is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Brown waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Einstein.
Brown tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Einstein was well out of range. Poor timing from Brown.
Brown throws a hook but Einstein blocks it.
Brown throws a hook but Einstein blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein stuns Brown with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown but Brown shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Brown misses with a hook. Einstein ducked under it nicely.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Einstein is defended easily by Brown.
Jair Brown has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Albert Einstein.#T1#
Einstein keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Brown thows a left - swing and a miss!
Brown throws a head kick that Einstein semi-blocks.
Einstein slips a jab from Brown.
Einstein tries for a takedown but Brown sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Einstein throws a looping overhand right but Brown ducks down to avoid it.
Einstein throws a body punch but Brown moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Brown on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Brown looks to land a right hand but Einstein moved out of range.#T2#
Brown thuds a left hand into Einstein's body.
Einstein throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Brown misses.
Brown uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Einstein keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Brown throws an overhand right that lands on Einstein's shoulder, as Einstein tries to avoid the shot.
Einstein blocks a jab.
Brown misses the jab.
And Einstein tries to counter it with a takedown but Brown pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Einstein avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Einstein scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #SUB2#
Einstein is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Brown doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Einstein. #SUB2#
Einstein looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique. #T3#
Einstein wants to take a breather but Brown is having none of it.
Einstein slips a nice elbow through Brown's hands, connecting with Brown's forehead.
Einstein prevents Brown from standing back up. #ES#
Brown has one foot on Einstein's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for Einstein.
Einstein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Einstein shoots and misses
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
A jab from Einstein misses.
Einstein avoids the head kick by Brown.
Einstein throws an off balance right hand
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice shot by Brown.
Nice defenses there by Einstein.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brown connects with a single shot there.
Brown bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.#TD2#
Einstein looking to score a takedown here. Brown is defending well but Einstein drives through and ends up in Brown's guard.

Brown manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Nice takedown defense from Brown. No joy for Einstein on that attempt.
Einstein walks into a straight right hand from Brown.
Brown looks to land a left hand but Einstein moved out of range nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jair Brown showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Brown has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 48:47
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 48:47
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jair Brown!

Jair Brown retains his lightweight title!
A very excited looking Jair Brown made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: Highland 218     
Date:   Dec 23, 2022
#R1#
Ramirez slips a straight right by Einstein.
Einstein takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Ramirez looks to land a right hand but Einstein moved out of range.
Ramirez misses with a jab, cross combination.
Einstein tries to counter with a takedown but Ramirez is quick to defend against it.
Einstein takes a swing at Ramirez's ribcage but misses.
Ramirez throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Einstein counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ramirez!
Einstein moves into full mount!
Ramirez is wriggling around trying to escape.
Einstein landing punches.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Ramirez is looking to improve his position but Einstein isn't that keen on the idea.
Einstein punishing his opponent with strikes.
The referee warns Ramirez that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Einstein lands a big shot there that rocks Ramirez but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Einstein lands a big shot there that rocks Ramirez but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Einstein putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Einstein with a couple of short strikes.#T2#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Einstein wants to control the pace but Ramirez is squirming around nicely.
Einstein controlling from mount.
Ramirez wants to control but Einstein is having none of it.
Einstein lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Einstein is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ramirez is squirming around, avoiding Einstein's attempts to control the action.
A nice elbow there by Einstein.
Einstein avoids the attempt from Ramirez to control.
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully. #T3#
Einstein can't control as he wanted to and Ramirez manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
Einstein sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Ramirez defending well though.
Einstein is trying to control. Ramirez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Einstein seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Einstein working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Einstein keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein tries to pass the half guard into mount. Ramirez knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Einstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Einstein slows the pace down in half guard. #T4#
Einstein is nestled in close to Ramirez, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Einstein takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ramirez is trying to get back to full guard.
Einstein is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Einstein scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Einstein misses with a jab to the body
and Ramirez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Einstein defending well as Ramirez loads up on a big left hand.
Ramirez looks to throw the jab but Einstein is out of range.
Einstein looks to land a left hand but Ramirez moved out of range nicely.
Einstein displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ramirez throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Einstein.
Einstein stuns Ramirez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T1#
Ramirez misses with a hook to the body #TD#
and Einstein counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Einstein.
Ramirez trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer. #SUB2#
Ramirez throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Einstein is stalling in the full guard.
Our spies down at at The Jungle Room inform us that Ramirez has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Einstein looking to sit in guard and control but Ramirez gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Ramirez working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
Einstein seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Einstein is on top in guard. #REVR#
Ramirez looking for a sweep. Not yet Ramirez, not yet.
Ramirez keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass.
Einstein is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Einstein trying to control but Ramirez is working from the bottom.
Einstein is pushing down on Ramirez's leg trying to pass to half guard. Ramirez is fighting to maintain full guard but Einstein has managed to sneak the leg through.
Ramirez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Einstein. #T3#
Einstein drops an elbow to the side of Ramirez's head.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Ramirez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein controlling the pace.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to Ramirez's temple.
Einstein is thwarting Ramirez's attempts to control the position.
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ramirez can do to turn this around?
Einstein is trying to control. Ramirez wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Einstein working the head and body with strikes.
Einstein wants to take a breather but Ramirez is having none of it.
Ramirez taking some punishment here, with Einstein in his half guard.
Ramirez trying to control here. #T4#
Einstein landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Einstein trying to pass the guard but Ramirez defending well.
Einstein trying to control from half guard but Ramirez is working away.
Ramirez has hold of Einstein's hands but Einstein slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ramirez on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Ramirez won't allow Einstein to pass to mount.
Einstein lands strikes from half guard.
Albert Einstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Einstein works his way into side control.
Ramirez tries to improve position but can't.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Ramirez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ramirez.
Ramirez fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from Einstein. Ramirez does a little dance to reset his feet.#TD#
Einstein closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Ramirez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein landing a few strikes. #T1#
Ramirez being controlled for a moment.
Ramirez tries to bench press Einstein off him but Einstein keeps the position. #SUB#
Einstein is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Ramirez is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Ramirez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Richard Ramirez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Einstein tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Einstein moves into full mount!
Einstein is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Einstein lands a big elbow.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Einstein cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Einstein trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Einstein lands a big shot there that rocks Ramirez but he's holding on and managing to survive for now. #T3#
Einstein with shots to the head and body - Ramirez looks very uncomfortable down there. #SUB#
Einstein goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Ramirez turns into him and now he's in Einstein's guard.
Ramirez slips nicely into half guard.
Albert Einstein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fighters are battling for position here. Einstein manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Ramirez won't allow Einstein to sweep him here.
Einstein pulls Ramirez in close to prevent any damage. #T4#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Einstein is on top in guard. #REVR#
Ramirez trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer.
Einstein is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Einstein seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Ramirez for as long as he can get away with.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

And that's the end of the fight!
Albert Einstein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Einstein, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Albert Einstein!

A relieved looking Albert Einstein thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Richard Ramirez had this to say: 'I'll end you!'.

 

Event: Highland 207     
Date:   Nov 13, 2022
#R1#
Arishima dips to his left and cracks Einstein with an uppercut!
Arishima misses with a hook.
Arishima misses with a lunging right hand #TD#
and Einstein counters with a single leg into guard. Arishima didn't expect that.
Einstein's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Einstein with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Arishima is keeping the position for now.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Einstein scoring with some ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Arishima keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Arishima looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T1#
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Arishima is keeping the position.
Arishima preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Arishima keeps moving.
Einstein with a nice head shot there.
Einstein controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Einstein looking to pass the guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Arishima can do anything to dispel that myth.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Einstein pushes down on Arishima's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Einstein wants to free his trapped foot but Arishima is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Einstein has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Arishima keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Einstein not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Einstein looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T3#
Arishima is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Einstein scores with a couple of nice shots.
Einstein throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Einstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Einstein controlling the action here.
Einstein throwing shots but Arishima is blocking nicely.
Einstein throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Einstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Arishima is not content to let Einstein control the position.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T4#
Arishima is looking to control Einstein's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Arishima avoid being mounted?#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Einstein misses with a wild body shot.
Arishima misses with a hook #TD#
and Einstein counters with a single leg into guard. Arishima didn't expect that.
Arishima wants to get back to his feet but Einstein passes into half guard.
Arishima really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Einstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#REVB#
Arishima keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Arishima is looking to improve his position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to Arishima's temple.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Arishima slips under a jab.
A nice side step and Arishima releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ikuma Arishima seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Einstein slips under a jab from Arishima.
Einstein takes a swing at Arishima's ribcage but misses.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
Einstein avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Einstein tries to counter with a takedown but Arishima is quick to defend against it.
Arishima misses with a body shot.
Arishima lands with a straight right. Einstein didn't see that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Arishima.
Einstein tries to counter with a takedown but Arishima is quick to defend against it.
Arishima lands a lovely overhand right.
Arishima throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Einstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T1#
Arishima throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
and Einstein counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Einstein looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Einstein is taking a breather. Arishima says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Einstein working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Arishima won't allow Einstein to pass to mount.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Arishima is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Einstein has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Albert Einstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Arishima can do to turn this around?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein passes to side control.
Einstein in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Einstein passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Arishima! #T3#
Einstein landing strikes, looking to finish!
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully. #SUB#
Einstein looking to secure an arm triangle but Arishima defends it well.
Einstein breaks from Arishima's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Einstein landing punches.
Arishima is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Einstein trying to control but Arishima is having none of it.
Einstein controlling his opponent. #T4#
Einstein raining down shots from the mount!
Einstein landing strikes from the mount.
Einstein throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Arishima because Einstein loaded up on that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Einstein lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Arishima hang on?#ROC#Arishima is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Ikuma Arishima has been cut.
Einstein unloading with bombs!
Arishima is still in real trouble! Can Einstein finish him?
Oooooh, big shot lands for Einstein! Arishima is hurt baaadly! Einstein is firing away with more strikes - Arishima is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Highland 199     
Date:   Oct 14, 2022
#R1#
Einstein throws a body punch but Lemons moves out of range.
Lemons is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Einstein with a body shot.
Lemons looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Einstein looks to score with a jab to the body but Lemons is just out of range.
Lemons shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Einstein swings for the body but Lemons moves out of range.
Lemons swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Albert Einstein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Einstein throws a hook but Lemons avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein misses with an uppercut. Lemons saw that one coming.
Einstein swings widly with a right hand
and Lemons counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#T1##TD#
Einstein feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Lemons wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Einstein in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Lemons keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein lands a couple of elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Einstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
Lemons really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Einstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Einstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T2#
Lemons keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Einstein passes into half guard.
Einstein missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Einstein throwing shots but Lemons is blocking nicely.
Einstein working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Einstein thows a huge punch but Lemons dodges it nicely.
Einstein is keen to just control but Lemons is a slippery customer.#T3##SUB#
Einstein is looking for a kimura here.
Einstein is trying to control. Lemons wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Einstein perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Einstein missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Einstein passes the guard and advances to mount!
Einstein throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Einstein lands a couple of nice shots there from mount. #T4#
Poor strikes thrown by Einstein there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Lemons wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Einstein.
Einstein throwing strikes here but Lemons is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Einstein looking to control but Lemons is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #SUB#
Einstein wants to finish this one by submission but Lemons is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Einstein.
Einstein looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Einstein punching from mount but Lemons doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Einstein landing shots from mount.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Einstein throwing strikes here but Lemons is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Einstein connects with a body shot.
Einstein throws a jab when Lemons was well out of range.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Einstein lands an overhand right.
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lemons can do to turn this around?
Einstein throws a body punch but Lemons moves out of range.
Einstein with a nice cross.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemons has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Einstein finds it's way round the side to connect with Lemons's head.
Einstein lands a nice shot that snaps Lemons's head back. #T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Einstein. Lemons does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lemons doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Lemons steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Einstein.
Einstein misses with a right hand
letting Lemons counter with a right hand.
Lemons takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Einstein misses with a straight left.
Lemons appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Lemons slips a jab from Einstein.#T2#
Einstein throws a looping overhand right but Lemons ducks down to avoid it.
Einstein throws an off balance right hand
and Lemons counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Einstein swings away with a body shot that misses
and Lemons counters with a straight right hand.
Einstein throws a body punch but Lemons moves out of range.
Lemons throws out a counter right but Einstein avoids it with no problem.
Lemons slips a jab from Einstein.
Einstein scores with a shot to the body. #T3#
Einstein fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Lemons avoids the body shot from Einstein.
Einstein throws a lazy uppercut
and Lemons counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Einstein jabs at Lemons's body.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Einstein throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Lemons releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Einstein misses with a body shot.
Lemons looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lemons avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lemons lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#T4#
Einstein misses with a hook
and Lemons counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
Einstein misses with a body shot.
Lemons swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Albert Einstein is winning the standup battle so far.
Einstein misses with a right hand
and Lemons counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Einstein has his takedown stuffed
and Lemons connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Einstein misses the body punch
and Lemons connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lemons uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein.
Lemons gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Einstein.#TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Einstein was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Lemons taking punishment in the form of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee asks Einstein politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Einstein prefers to stall for the moment though.
Einstein tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Lemons parries the strikes from Einstein easily there. Einstein is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Lemons to escape. #T1#
Einstein fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Einstein tries to move to mount but Lemons blocks the move with his legs.
Lemons parries the strikes from Einstein easily there. Einstein is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Lemons to escape.
Einstein fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Einstein tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lemons can do anything to dispel that myth.
Einstein taking a break here but Lemons is having none of it and regains half guard.
Lemons has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Einstein is working away from the top position though.
Bradley Lemons has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2##SUB#
Einstein maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Lemons could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Einstein has cracked it and Lemons is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Einstein!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: TR84: Labor Day Bonanza     
Date:   Sep 03, 2022
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Einstein takes a swing at Lemons's ribcage but misses.
Einstein misses the shot to the body.
Einstein throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Einstein looks to throw the jab but Lemons is out of range.
A little jabbing left from Lemons on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#TD#
Einstein drives through with a takedown into Lemons's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein content to stall in guard here.
Einstein trying to control but Lemons is working from the bottom. #T1#
Einstein trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lemons avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Lemons is being controlled here.
Einstein creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Lemons sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Lemons can do anything to dispel that myth.
Einstein postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Einstein in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Einstein slows the pace down. #T2#
Check out the look on Einstein's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Einstein wants to control but Lemons is keeping him busy.
Einstein takes a little break here. Lemons wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Einstein tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. #T3#
Lemons tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Lemons gets back to half guard.
Einstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Einstein is taking a breather. Lemons says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Einstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB#
Einstein is trying to work for a kimura but Lemons is defending well.
Einstein scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Einstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Lemons's head. #T4#
Einstein scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Einstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Lemons's head.
Lemons tries to get to full guard but Einstein has control of the leg.
Lemons on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.#SUB#
Einstein seems to be looking for submissions.
Einstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Einstein tries to pass to full mount but Lemons defends it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein controlling the action here.
Einstein drops an elbow to the side of Lemons's head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Einstein tries for a takedown but Lemons circles away easily
letting Lemons counter with a right hand.
A punch lands to the side of Lemons 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Einstein misses with a wild body shot.
Lemons swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Einstein throws a big shot that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Lemons avoids it really well and circles away.
A nice side step and Lemons releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#T1#
A jab from Einstein finds it's way through Lemons's defenses.
Einstein shoots in and drives through. Lemons sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein throws an overhand right that lands on Lemons's shoulder, as Lemons tries to avoid the shot.
Lemons swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Einstein misses with a right hand
and Lemons counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fighters circle momentarily. Einstein darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
We've been informed that Lemons has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Einstein swings for the body but Lemons moves out of range.
Lemons looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Einstein misses with a hook
and Lemons counters with a stiff right hand.
Einstein throws a hook but Lemons blocks it.
Lemons swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.#TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Lemons napping and manages to drive through into side control!#T3#
Lemons is looking to regain half guard here but Einstein keeps moving and retains side control.
Einstein lands a nice forearm strike.
Lemons is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Einstein lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Lemons is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Einstein working the ground and pound.#T4#
Lemons prevents Einstein from moving into mount.
Lemons is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Lemons on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Einstein is trying to move to mount but Lemons reverses beautifully and ends up in Einstein's guard. #SUB#
Einstein looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Einstein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Einstein has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Lemons is sitting in close to Einstein's body. Einstein has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Lemons is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Lemons is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Einstein.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein retains his lightweight title!
Our winner, Albert Einstein, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: TR79: Post-Hiatus     
Date:   Aug 06, 2022
#R1#
McCoy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Einstein.
McCoy looks to throw the jab but Einstein is out of range.
And Einstein tries to counter it with a takedown but McCoy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Einstein jabs McCoy to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Einstein tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McCoy swivels and escapes.
McCoy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein.
Einstein moves out of range as McCoy strikes.
Einstein walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCoy throws a jab when Einstein was well out of range.
Einstein slips a straight right by McCoy.
Einstein's coach down at Monkey Magic was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Einstein's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Einstein throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T1#
Einstein throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Einstein connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between McCoy's hands.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Einstein.
It looked like McCoy wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Einstein takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McCoy throws a lazy right hand but Einstein sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gillechriosd McCoy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Einstein slips under a jab.
Einstein smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
McCoy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Einstein. Einstein circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T2#
Einstein scores with a nice right hand.
We've been told by McCoy's head coaches at Zombie MMA that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Einstein looks to throw the jab but McCoy is out of range.
Einstein connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Einstein moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Einstein steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McCoy.
Gillechriosd McCoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Einstein staying out of range there.
Einstein misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McCoy counters with a stiff right hand.
McCoy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
McCoy is looking to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
McCoy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Einstein is working away from the top position though.
Einstein not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to McCoy's temple.
McCoy makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McCoy.
Einstein lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McCoy being controlled here, momentarily.
McCoy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Einstein's guard. #REVR#
Einstein wants to sweep but no luck. #T4#
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Einstein holds on and takes a little breather.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Einstein keeps trying to improve his position.
Einstein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
McCoy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
McCoy being controlled here momentarily.
Einstein not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Einstein is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Gillechriosd McCoy will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Einstein doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
McCoy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McCoy slips under a jab from Einstein.
McCoy throws a good cross that connects.
McCoy lands a slapping body shot.
McCoy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
McCoy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McCoy throws a jab but it's blocked by Einstein.
Nice uppercut lands for McCoy. That snapped Einstein's head back.
McCoy darts in and out, connecting with a jab. #T1#
McCoy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Einstein avoids a punch combination nicely.
McCoy misses with an uppercut #TD2#
so Einstein counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
McCoy trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer.
McCoy keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
McCoy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Einstein can do to turn this around?
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but McCoy is retaining full guard. #T2#
McCoy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Einstein is stalling in the full guard.
McCoy wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
Einstein landing with the ground and pound.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but McCoy is keeping the position.
Einstein scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.#T3#
Einstein working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Einstein distracts McCoy with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Einstein wants to control from the top but McCoy keeps moving.
McCoy bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Einstein's guard. #REVR#
Einstein is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Einstein bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McCoy's guard. #REVB#
McCoy is pulling down on Einstein's head to control his posture. #T4#
McCoy wants to sweep here but Einstein controlling him for the moment.
McCoy trying to keep a closed guard but Einstein is proving a slippery customer.
McCoy can't keep his opponent in guard - Einstein advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Einstein lands a nice short elbow.
Einstein lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Einstein trying to mount his opponent but McCoy defends it.
McCoy is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Gillechriosd McCoy dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R3#
McCoy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Einstein misses with a left hand
and McCoy counters with a stiff right hand.
McCoy throws out a loose jab but Einstein uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCoy throws a jab when Einstein was well out of range.
Einstein tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Einstein with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McCoy to score with a decent uppercut.
McCoy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCoy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
McCoy throws an ugly left hook that misses #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Einstein is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #ROC2#McCoy is rocked!
Einstein seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T1#
Einstein pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McCoy is keeping the position for now.
Einstein with a flurry of punches that miss.
Einstein has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McCoy can't keep his opponent in guard - Einstein advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but McCoy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Einstein lands a nice short elbow.
Oh McCoy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Einstein is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! McCoy is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Albert Einstein! Albert Einstein retains his lightweight title!
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: TR73     
Date:   Jul 08, 2022
#R1#
Nice shot lands for Dancer.
Einstein swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by Dancer. Beautiful body shot.
Einstein bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dancer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Good exchange - Dancer coming out on top.
Dancer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dancer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#TD#
Einstein drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Dancer is keeping the position.
Einstein controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Einstein working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T1#
Einstein is stalling in the full guard.
Dancer preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dancer can do anything to dispel that myth.
Dancer is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but Dancer is retaining full guard.
Einstein stays in close to Dancer's body and controls the position.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Dancer is keeping the position.
Einstein stands up over Dancer, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dancer utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Einstein looking to pass the guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Einstein accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but Dancer is retaining full guard.
Einstein passes Dancer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Einstein's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Einstein wants to take a breather but Dancer is having none of it. #SUB#
Einstein is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dancer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Einstein has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Einstein content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T3#
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Dancer is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dancer wants to get back to his feet.
Einstein passes to full mount!
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Einstein throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Einstein punishing his opponent with strikes. #SUB#
Einstein is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Dancer to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Dancer shrugs it off.
Einstein controlling from the full mount.
Einstein can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dancer is looking to escape.
Einstein breaks from Dancer's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee warns Dancer that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Einstein controlling from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Einstein fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dancer manages to avoid it.
Dancer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Einstein has time to react.
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dancer can do to turn this around?
Dancer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Einstein throws a body shot but no joy.
Dancer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Einstein stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Dancer as he jumps to the side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dancer moves into range and connects with a jab.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Einstein.
Dancer throws out a counter right but Einstein avoids it with no problem.#T1#
Dancer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein.
Dancer appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Einstein throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Dancer's waist but Dancer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Einstein off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dancer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Einstein.
Dancer let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Einstein lands a slapping body shot.
Dancer throws a jab but it's blocked by Einstein.
Dancer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Einstein.
Dancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T2#
Dancer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Einstein misses with an uppercut
and Dancer counters with a straight right hand.
Nice uppercut lands for Dancer. That snapped Einstein's head back.
Einstein uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dancer.
Dancer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Einstein scores with a hook to the body. Dancer takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. #TD#
Einstein fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Dancer sprawls well initially but Einstein persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB#
Einstein is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Einstein has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T3#
Einstein looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Einstein dominating with strikes here.
Dancer is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Einstein has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Dancer's face.
Einstein content just to control the position here.
Einstein lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent. #ROC#Dancer is rocked!
Einstein landing punches.
Dancer is still in real trouble! Can Einstein finish him?
Einstein tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #T4#
Einstein breaks from Dancer's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Einstein! Dancer is hurt baaadly! Einstein is firing away with more strikes - Dancer is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein retains his lightweight title!
A victorious Albert Einstein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: The Island Season 13, 155 lbs, Round 4     
Date:   Jun 26, 2022
#R1#
McCoy missing with a left hand there. Einstein was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McCoy avoids the body shot from Einstein.
Nice straight punches there by McCoy. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McCoy.
Einstein throws a hook to the side of McCoy's head but McCoy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Einstein shoots in for a takedown but McCoy shows good takedown defense.
McCoy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Einstein takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Einstein looks for a takedown but McCoy sprawls well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCoy fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Einstein misses with an uppercut. McCoy saw that one coming.#T1#
McCoy misses with a wild combination.
McCoy closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McCoy missing with a left hand there. Einstein was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Einstein closes the distance and clinches up with McCoy, looking for a takedown. Einstein pushes McCoy against the cage but McCoy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein shoots in but McCoy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McCoy catches Einstein with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Einstein has been working on his balance at , so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by McCoy.
Einstein slips under a jab.#T2#
Einstein closes this distance looking for a takedown but McCoy circles away.
McCoy lands with an uppercut that bounces Einstein off the cage and back into range.
Einstein throws a poor cross that misses
and McCoy counters with a nice uppercut.
Einstein swings for the body but McCoy moves out of range.
McCoy tries to counter by closing the distance.
Einstein with a lazy takedown attempt
and McCoy counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McCoy looks to land a left hand but Einstein moved out of range nicely.
McCoy has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Einstein shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and McCoy scores with a counter punch that sends Einstein to the canvas! McCoy smells blood - he's punishing Einstein with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Einstein has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gillechriosd McCoy!
Gillechriosd McCoy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.

 

Event: The Island Season 13, 155 lbs, Round 3     
Date:   Jun 25, 2022
#R1#
Einstein lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ournez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein. #TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Ournez napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ournez keeps working.
Ournez prevents Einstein from improving position.
Ournez is trying to control Einstein's posture but Einstein avoids it.
Einstein advances to full mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ournez is working to get back to half guard. #T1#
Einstein postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Ournez looks a forlorn figure.
Einstein lands a heavy elbow. #CUT#It looks like David Ournez has been cut.
Einstein tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Einstein postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Ournez bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Einstein and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: The Island Season 13, 155 lbs, Round 2     
Date:   Jun 24, 2022
#R1#
HiChi scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Einstein doesn't seem bothered though.
HiChi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Einstein moves away.
HiChi looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Einstein uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from HiChi.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
HiChi connects with a single shot there.
HiChi stuffs the takedown attempt from Einstein. Einstein gets slowly back to his feet. #TD#
Einstein shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. HiChi is trying to defend but Einstein finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
HiChi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Einstein.
HiChi really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Einstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SUB#
Einstein looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Einstein passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for HiChi! #T1#
HiChi avoids a series of strikes thrown by Einstein.
Einstein landing punches.
HiChi in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Einstein controlling the position easily from mount.
HiChi tries to lock up and control but Einstein gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
HiChi is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage. #T2#
Einstein looking to finish with strikes here!
Einstein misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Einstein cracks HiChi with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein punishing his opponent with strikes.
Einstein raining down hammerfists from mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Einstein is working for a guillotine from mount but HiChi frees his head quite easily.
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3#
Einstein unloading with bombs!#SUB#
Einstein is going oldschool here, as he tries to force HiChi to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so HiChi shrugs it off.
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully.
Einstein throwing strikes here but HiChi is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Einstein lands a couple of good shots and HiChi has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
HiChi covers up after that shot from Einstein.
Einstein is controlling the position but HiChi somehow manages to roll and ends up with half guard.
Einstein is pressing down on HiChi's thigh, looking to free his foot. HiChi is holding on for now. #T4#
Einstein controlling the pace.
Einstein is pressing down on HiChi's thigh, looking to free his foot. HiChi is holding on for now.
Einstein trying to control the pace.
HiChi taking some punishment here, with Einstein in his half guard.
Einstein wants to pass to mount but HiChi is defending the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Einstein throws a shot to the body. #TD#
Einstein drives through with a takedown into guard.
Einstein trying to control but HiChi is working from the bottom.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. HiChi swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein is working hard here to advance position.
Einstein throws a big elbow that misses.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if HiChi can do anything to dispel that myth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein stands up over HiChi, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Einstein postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Einstein working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but HiChi is retaining full guard. #T1##SUB#
Einstein is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Einstein showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Einstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but HiChi is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Einstein stands and throws HiChi's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Einstein working the head with strikes. #T2#
Einstein tries to score with some ground and pound. HiChi controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. #SUB#
Einstein working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but HiChi keeps working.
Einstein looks up at the clock and then as HiChi takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Einstein smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
HiChi is being controlled here.
Einstein working away.
Einstein cracks HiChi with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but HiChi keeps working.
Einstein taking a breather here. #T3##SUB#
Einstein tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Einstein has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Einstein cracks HiChi with a big right hand but HiChi just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Einstein in side control, throwing shots but HiChi defends. #SUB#
Einstein tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Einstein has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Einstein has knee on belly and moves into mount. #T4#
Einstein trying to control but HiChi is having none of it.
Einstein is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. HiChi can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Einstein working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Einstein controlling his opponent.
Einstein dominating with strikes here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Einstein with shots to the head and body - HiChi looks very uncomfortable down there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Einstein controlling his opponent.
Einstein raining down hammerfists from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
A jab from HiChi misses.
Einstein fails to land the takedown.
HiChi displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Einstein.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Einstein.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Einstein dives in and grabs HiChi's left leg, looking for a takedown. HiChi pushes down on Einstein's head and hops out.
HiChi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Einstein.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from HiChi misses the target. #TD#
HiChi gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Einstein lands a couple of digs.#T1#
Einstein tries to free his leg and advance position but HiChi is retaining full guard.
HiChi keeping moving, preventing Einstein from controlling successfully.
Einstein pushing down on HiChi's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Einstein tries to pass to full mount but HiChi defends it.
HiChi is looking to improve his position.
Einstein is keen to just control but HiChi is a slippery customer.
Einstein seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Einstein perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Xon HiChi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Albert Einstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
Einstein works his foot free and advances to mount.
Einstein controlling from mount.
HiChi tries to reverse the position but Einstein maintains control.
Einstein unloading with bombs!
Einstein can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as HiChi is looking to escape. #T3#
Einstein with a couple of short strikes.
Einstein dominating with strikes here.#CUT#It looks like Xon HiChi has been cut.
Einstein putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Albert Einstein is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Einstein controlling the pace for now. #T4#
Einstein's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Einstein is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that HiChi can do to turn this around?
Einstein has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

And that's the end of the fight!
Albert Einstein showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Einstein, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight for Albert Einstein!
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight for Albert Einstein!
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight for Albert Einstein!

Albert Einstein wins by unanimous decision!

Our winner, Albert Einstein, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: The Island Season 13, 155 lbs, Round 1     
Date:   Jun 23, 2022
#R1#
Einstein shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kerr looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kerr napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Einstein taking a breather here.
Kerr can't do much from the bottom here.
Kerr really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Einstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Kerr is looking to regain half guard here but Einstein keeps moving and retains side control.
Einstein slows the pace down.
Kerr gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Einstein content just to control the position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein landing strikes from the mount.
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Einstein's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#T1#
Kerr tries to reverse the position but Einstein maintains control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kerr wants to control but Einstein is having none of it.
Einstein working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Einstein scoring with strikes but Kerr is staying in there.
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Einstein working Kerr over with strikes here.
Einstein controlling from mount.
Kerr is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Einstein with a couple of short strikes.
Einstein controlling the pace for now. #T2#
Einstein punishing his opponent with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Einstein controlling his opponent.
Kerr trying desperately to get to his feet.
Einstein postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Kerr bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Einstein and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: TR71: Island Finale?     
Date:   Jun 15, 2022
#R1##TD2#
Einstein feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Einstein with a nice head shot there.
Einstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Berge had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Einstein defends it easily.
Einstein landing with the ground and pound.
Einstein distracts Berge with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Einstein sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Berge's guard.
Einstein takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Berge is trying to get back to full guard.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Berge is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berge is in trouble now - Einstein has advanced to mount!
Berge is in all sorts of trouble here.
Berge in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Berge is in all sorts of trouble here. #T1#
Einstein tries to control but Berge wriggling away.
Einstein avoids the attempt from Berge to control.
Einstein landing strikes from the mount.
Einstein controlling from mount.
Berge is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Berge tries to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Berge tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Einstein looking to finish Berge with some ground and pound. This is bad for Berge!
Einstein working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Berge definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Berge can't escape the position.
Einstein working Berge over with strikes here.
Einstein trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T2#
Einstein lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#SUB2#
Einstein is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Berge to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Berge shrugs it off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Berge is bucking up trying to escape but Einstein cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#ROC2#Berge is rocked!
Einstein drops a big elbow. That's hurt Berge! More shots from Einstein and the ref steps in! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein! Albert Einstein retains his lightweight title!
Albert Einstein thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Tobias Berge spoke after the fight, saying 'It's whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke some weed after I get home and forget this ever happened.'.

 

Event: TR67     
Date:   Jun 04, 2022
#R1#
McCoy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. #CUT#It looks like Albert Einstein has been cut.#TD2#
Einstein gets a takedown into half guard.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but McCoy keeps working.
Einstein throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Einstein tries to pass the half guard into mount. McCoy knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Einstein seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Einstein wants to take a breather but McCoy is having none of it.
McCoy trying to control from the bottom.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Einstein landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent. #T1#
Einstein is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCoy wants to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
The referee warns McCoy that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
McCoy tries to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein raining down shots from the mount!
McCoy keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Einstein cracks McCoy with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein is the new lightweight champion!
A victorious Albert Einstein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TR63: Vollan v Ojo II     
Date:   May 25, 2022
#R1##TD2#
Einstein closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Frost quickly recovers to half guard.
Einstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Einstein slows the pace down in half guard.
Frost is looking for a sweep. Einstein is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Einstein is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Frost definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Frost trying to control here.
Einstein is figuring out what he wants to do next.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frost has hold of Einstein's hands but Einstein slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Frost is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard.
Einstein is nestled in close to Frost, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.#T1#
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Frost wants to control but Einstein is keeping busy.
Einstein has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Einstein working the ground and pound effectively.
Einstein cracks Frost with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Einstein has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Frost's face.
Einstein takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Einstein scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Einstein fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Einstein postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Frost looks a forlorn figure. #ROC2#Frost is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Dennis Frost has been cut.
Einstein looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Frost covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
A victorious Albert Einstein thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: TR54: On the Berge of Light     
Date:   May 04, 2022
#R1#
Berge tries to clinch but Einstein is having none of it. #CL2#
Berge instigates a clinch. #TD#
Einstein is trying to trip Berge. He has hold of a leg but Berge is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Einstein persists though and gets the takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Berge throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Berge keeping full guard, as Einstein tries to pass. #SUB2#
Berge throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Berge has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Elite Island Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.#SUB2#
Berge has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Einstein can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Berge throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Einstein definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but Berge is keeping the position.#T1#
Einstein scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Berge looking for a guillotine here but Einstein defends easily. #SUB2#
Einstein got a little sloppy there for a moment and Berge has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Einstein has managed to get both his arms back between Berge's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Berge is looking for a triangle but Einstein pushes his legs off easily.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Einstein scoring with punches and elbows.
Einstein tries to move into full mount but can't pass Berge's legs. #T2#
Berge takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Einstein tries to advance to mount but Berge denies him.
Einstein advances nicely into full mount. #SUB#
Einstein swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Berge is now in Einstein's guard. A big mistake from Einstein there, giving up the dominant position!
Berge works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Berge is trying to control. Einstein wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Einstein keeping control of the position. #SUB2#
Berge is working for a submission of some sort.
The fighters are battling for position here. Einstein manages to regain full guard. Nice work. #T3#
Einstein looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Einstein is pulling down on Berge's head to control his posture.
Einstein tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Berge tries to free his leg and advance position but Einstein is retaining full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Einstein lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Einstein has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Berge swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Berge keeps moving. #SUB2#
Berge looking for subs off his back but Einstein has passed one foot through into half guard. #T4#
Einstein throwing shots but Berge is blocking nicely.
Einstein content to control rather than advance.
Berge is looking to control Einstein's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Berge avoid being mounted?
Einstein wants to pass to mount but Berge is defending the position. #SUB2#
Berge is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Einstein pulls his head out easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ground and pound from Einstein.
Einstein scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
That's time! Einstein's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Einstein avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Einstein attempts a counter takedown but Berge avoids it well and moves away.#TD#
Einstein darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Einstein trying to control from half guard but Berge is working away.
Berge trying to hold on to Einstein's head to control him but Einstein postures up.
Einstein content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #SUB#
Einstein seems to be working for a kimura but Berge defends the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #T1#
Berge keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Berge wants to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Berge keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Einstein lands a couple of good shots and Berge has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
I would not like to be Berge right now.
Berge just trying to survive but Einstein is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #SUB#
Einstein looking to break Berge's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Berge remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Einstein will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Berge tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Einstein scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Berge?
Berge tries to lock up and control but Einstein gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T2#
Einstein lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Einstein dominating with strikes here.
Einstein cracks Berge with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Einstein lands a nice shot to the head.
Albert Einstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Einstein unloading with bombs!
Einstein working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Einstein lands a heavy elbow.
Einstein tries to control but Berge wriggling away.
Einstein lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.#ROC#Berge is rocked!
Einstein cracks Berge with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Tobias Berge stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke some weed after I get home and forget this ever happened.'.

 

Event: TR50: Half A Century     
Date:   Apr 24, 2022
#R1#
Einstein throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lemons defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Einstein.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Einstein.
Einstein throws a looping overhand right but Lemons ducks down to avoid it.
Lemons throws out a counter right but Einstein avoids it with no problem.
Einstein uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lemons.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lemons scores with a jab. Einstein acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Einstein is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T1#
Einstein takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lemons scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Einstein tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lemons paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lemons blocks a jab.
A nice side step and Lemons releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Lemons connects with a right hand. Einstein shakes it off.#T2#
Einstein throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lemons counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lemons throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Einstein has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lemons finds it's way round the side to connect with Einstein's head.
Lemons stuffs the takedown attempt from Einstein. Einstein gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lemons lands with a right hand. #T3#
Lemons swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Einstein throws a body punch but Lemons moves out of range.
Einstein has been working on his balance at Monkey Business, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Lemons.
Einstein takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Lemons lands a really nice looking cross but Einstein seems unphased.
Einstein walks into a straight right hand from Lemons.#KD2#
Lemons cracks Einstein with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Lemons has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Einstein to stand back up!#ROC2#Einstein is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Einstein looks to land a left hand but Lemons moved out of range nicely.
Einstein misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Lemons counters with a straight right hand.
Oh Einstein is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T4#
Einstein throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lemons counters with a big right hand! Oh Einstein is in trouble here! Lemons follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bradley Lemons! Bradley Lemons retains his lightweight title!
Bradley Lemons seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: TR45: Colt 45 and Two Zigzags     
Date:   Apr 10, 2022
#R1#
Johnson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Einstein.
Johnson throws a big counter combination but Einstein scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A punch combination from Johnson misses.
Einstein shoots in but no luck this time.
It looked like Johnson was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Johnson cracks Einstein with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Johnson throws a right hand that misses #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Johnson pushes Einstein off looking to stand but Einstein dives back in and keeps control.
Einstein is pressing down on Johnson's thigh, looking to free his foot. Johnson is holding on for now.
Einstein works his way into side control.
Einstein lands an elbow.
Einstein working the head and body with strikes.
Johnson is looking to get back to his feet here but Einstein is keeping cool and he's managed to take Johnson's back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Johnson trying to get back to his feet but Einstein is in full control for now. #T1#
What can Johnson do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Johnson covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Einstein biding his time, looking for the opening.
Einstein is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Johnson up.
Einstein controls the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein lands shots from the back.
Einstein is punishing Johnson with some ground and pound.
Johnson is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near. #SUB2#
Einstein is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Johnson won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Einstein off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: TR38: We’re Your Top 2 & Not 2     
Date:   Mar 26, 2022
#R1#
McCoy misses with a hook. Einstein ducked under it nicely.
McCoy lands a jab to the nose.
Nice defenses there by Einstein.
Einstein misses with an uppercut
letting McCoy counter with a right hand.
McCoy lands with an overhand left.
Einstein needs to keep his hands up - McCoy had a free shot at his head there.
McCoy lands with a nice body punch.
McCoy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Einstein manages to avoid it.
Einstein feints the counter takedown.
Gillechriosd McCoy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McCoy scores with a decent looking hook.
We've been hearing reports that McCoy has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
McCoy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Einstein doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCoy slips under a jab.
An attempted straight right counter from McCoy misses the target.
McCoy connects with a good right hand that stumbles Einstein. Einstein circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Einstein's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McCoy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Einstein scrambles back to his feet.
Einstein displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McCoy throws out the jab.
McCoy rushes in with a sloppy looking punch #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for McCoy!
Einstein trying to control the action but McCoy is working from the bottom.
McCoy is trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Einstein tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Einstein has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Einstein is chipping away with strikes. #T2#
Einstein is staying tight to McCoy's torso, preventing him from escaping.
McCoy tries to improve position but can't.
Check out the look on Einstein's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Einstein landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCoy tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Einstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Einstein lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #SUB2#
Einstein tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Einstein has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
McCoy gets back to half guard.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
McCoy is looking to improve his position.
Einstein is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position. #T3#
Einstein is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #ROC2#McCoy is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to McCoy's temple.
Oh McCoy is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Einstein works his way into full mount!
Einstein connects with a bit shot that sees McCoy covering up! More strikes from Einstein and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Einstein is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: TR33: Pimpin’ Pippen     
Date:   Mar 13, 2022
#R1#
Yoshioka cracks Einstein with a good jab.
Yoshioka catches Einstein with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Yoshioka stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Yoshioka wants to get back to his feet but Einstein passes into half guard. #REVB#
Still in half guard, Einstein seems content to control.
Einstein seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Yoshioka for as long as he can get away with.
Einstein's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB#
Einstein seems to be looking for submissions.
Einstein has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Yoshioka can do anything to dispel that myth.#T1#
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Yoshioka is trying to get back to full guard.
Yoshioka pushes Einstein off looking to stand but Einstein dives back in and keeps control. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Yoshioka won't allow Einstein to pass to mount.
Einstein seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T3#
Einstein takes one to the side of the head.
Yoshioka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Einstein sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Einstein changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Yoshioka.
Yoshioka throws the left hand but Einstein avoids the punch easily.
Yoshioka looks to score with a jab to the body but Einstein is just out of range.
Einstein attempts a counter takedown but Yoshioka avoids it well and moves away.
Yoshioka connects with the punch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Yoshioka.
Einstein staying out of range there.
Einstein looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Yoshioka slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Yoshioka fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Einstein manages to avoid it.
Yoshioka stuffs the takedown.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Yoshioka.
Einstein fails with a takedown attempt.
Yoshioka swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Einstein looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A little jabbing left from Yoshioka on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Yoshioka lands a nice looking body shot.
Einstein gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nice sprawl there from Yoshioka as Einstein shoots in.#TD#
Einstein scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Einstein stalling.
Yoshioka moves into full guard.
Einstein trying to control but Yoshioka is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nobu Yoshioka dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
A looping hook to the body misses from Yoshioka. Einstein does a little dance to reset his feet.
Einstein takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nice jab there from Yoshioka.
Nice body punch from Yoshioka.
Einstein ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Yoshioka with a jab.
Yoshioka misses the shot to the body.
Einstein attempts a counter takedown but Yoshioka avoids it well and moves away.
Yoshioka lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Yoshioka swings widly with a right hand #TD#
and Einstein counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Einstein thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Yoshioka's head.
Einstein not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Albert Einstein overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Yoshioka is trying to control but can't.
Einstein stalling. #T1#
Yoshioka regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Einstein.
We've been informed that Yoshioka has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Einstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Einstein slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Yoshioka has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Einstein uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yoshioka.
Yoshioka with a hook.
Einstein shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Yoshioka pinned against the cage. Yoshioka gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Einstein has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Yoshioka finds it's way round the side to connect with Einstein's head.
Yoshioka throws a big shot that misses.
Yoshioka connects with a looping right hand.
Yoshioka smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A jab from Yoshioka misses.
Yoshioka scores with a jab to the jaw.#T3#
Yoshioka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Einstein.
Einstein looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Yoshioka is fending him off so far but Einstein persists. Nope, Yoshioka circles away and we're back to standing.
Einstein looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Yoshioka is fending him off so far but Einstein persists. Nope, Yoshioka circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Albert Einstein. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice defenses there by Einstein.
Einstein changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Einstein moves out of range as Yoshioka strikes.
Yoshioka lands with an overhand left.
Einstein looks for a takedown but Yoshioka sprawls well.
Yoshioka throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Einstein stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Einstein takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Yoshioka connects with a body shot that sends Einstein's belly button to the back.
Einstein ducks under a wild hook from Yoshioka.
Nobu Yoshioka seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Einstein walks into a stiff left hand from Yoshioka.#T4##TD#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Einstein was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Einstein is staying tight to Yoshioka's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Einstein fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Einstein staying calm.
Yoshioka struggling a bit here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Nobu Yoshioka showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##TD#
Einstein closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Einstein is looking to take a break and control but Yoshioka is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Einstein in side control, throwing shots but Yoshioka defends. #T1#
Yoshioka is not content to let Einstein control the position.
Einstein is putting a hurting on Yoshioka here, landing some big shots from side control.
Einstein moves into full mount!
Einstein sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Einstein misses with a head shot.#T2#
Einstein avoids the attempt from Yoshioka to control.
Einstein tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #SUB#
Einstein swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Yoshioka is now in Einstein's guard. A big mistake from Einstein there, giving up the dominant position! #SUB#
Einstein looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Yoshioka wanted to stand there but Einstein had control of the position.
Yoshioka wants to control from the top but Einstein keeps moving.
Einstein managing to control the position.
Albert Einstein has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T3#
Yoshioka trying to control but Einstein is working from the bottom.
Einstein looking to hit a scissor sweep but Yoshioka is one step ahead there.
Yoshioka is looking to stand up but Einstein won't let him.
Nobu Yoshioka is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Einstein throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Yoshioka has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Einstein is proving hard to escape from.
Yoshioka must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Einstein tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Einstein is working hard here to advance position.
Einstein trying to keep a closed guard but Yoshioka is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Yoshioka looking to sit in guard and control but Einstein gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Einstein wants to control from the top but Yoshioka keeps moving.
Einstein engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein passes into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Albert Einstein showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Yoshioka has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nobu Yoshioka!

Our winner, Nobu Yoshioka, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

 

Event: TR23: Catch The Big Fisk     
Date:   Feb 23, 2022
#R1#
Berge tries to clinch but Einstein moves out of range. #TD2#
Einstein shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Berge is trying to defend but Einstein finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Berge is staying active underneath Einstein, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SUB#
Berge looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Einstein trying to control the action but Berge is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Berge actively working from the bottom here.
Berge definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Einstein takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Einstein is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#T1##SUB#
Berge is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Einstein pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Einstein moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Berge.
The referee asks Einstein politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Einstein prefers to stall for the moment though.
Berge avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Einstein.
Einstein working away.
Berge is trying to get back to half guard.
Einstein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Berge. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Einstein looking to control but instead Berge has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.#T2#
Berge is trying to maintain the position but Einstein is very close to passing his half guard.
Einstein slows the pace down in half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Let's hope that Einstein has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Berge wants to improve his position but Einstein is controlling well.
Einstein is pressing down on Berge's thigh, looking to free his foot. Berge is holding on for now. #T3##SUB#
Berge looking for a kimura from the bottom but Einstein passes into side control!
Berge is trying to control Einstein's posture but Einstein avoids it.
Einstein moves into full mount!
Einstein wants to control the pace but Berge is squirming around nicely.
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully.
Einstein's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
We've been informed that Einstein has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Berge tries to lock up and control but Einstein gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Einstein breaks from Berge's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Einstein working the ground and pound effectively.
Berge tries to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Einstein has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Berge's face.
Einstein wants to control the pace but Berge is squirming around nicely.
Einstein looking to control and managing it successfully.
Berge is looking to get to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein controlling the pace for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD2#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Berge napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Einstein taking a breather here.
Berge prevents Einstein from moving into mount.
Berge tries to buck Einstein off but Einstein is having none of it.
Berge struggling a bit here.
Einstein trying to control the position but Berge is working away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berge manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Einstein winds up and cracks Berge with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Einstein throwing shots but Berge is blocking nicely. #T1##SUB2#
Einstein is looking for a kimura but Berge is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Einstein to get the leverage.
Einstein controlling the action here.
Einstein has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Einstein stalling away here and it's allowed Berge to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Berge trying to control the position.
Einstein is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Einstein wants to control from the top but Berge keeps moving.
Einstein sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Berge's guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Einstein controlling the action here. #SUB#
Berge actively working from the bottom here.
Einstein is trying to control. Berge wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Einstein thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Berge is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD2#
Einstein shoots in and bounces Berge off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Einstein preventing the sweep. #T3#
Einstein controls from within his opponent's guard.
Berge wants to sweep but no luck.
Einstein passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Einstein slows the pace down.
Berge tries to control but end up mounted... ooooh, that's bad.
Berge tries to reverse the position but Einstein maintains control.#SUB2#
Einstein working for a submission but Berge is keeping him at bay. #T4#
Einstein cracks Berge with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Berge is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Einstein connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Berge tries to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Berge bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Berge drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Einstein dives on top into guard.#REVB#
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
Einstein stays in close to Berge's body and controls the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!#R3#
Einstein avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL#
Einstein tries to keep at a distance but Berge has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD#
Berge pulls guard effortlessly. #SUB#
Berge is looking for a triangle but Einstein pushes his legs off easily.
Einstein controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #SUB#
Berge working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Einstein has passed into half guard!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berge tries to roll over but Einstein keeps him under control.
Einstein content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #T1##SUB#
Berge looking for submissions off his back.
Einstein controlling the action here. #SUB#
Berge looking for submissions off his back.
Einstein wants to pass to mount but Berge is defending the position. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Berge is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Einstein pulls his head out easily.
Einstein takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Berge wants to control but Einstein is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Einstein controlling the action here.
Berge moves into full guard. #SUB#
Einstein got a little sloppy there for a moment and Berge has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Einstein has managed to get both his arms back between Berge's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Berge is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T3#
Einstein scoring with punches to the head and body.
Einstein trying to control the position from guard on top but Berge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Berge looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Einstein with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB#
Berge has an active guard here but Einstein has managed to pass into half guard.
Einstein scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Berge keeps working. #T4#
Einstein wants to pass to mount but Berge is defending the position. #SUB#
Berge has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Einstein. Oh but Berge has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Einstein goes limp - he's gone! Berge jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Tobias Berge!
Tobias Berge retains his lightweight title!
An out of breath Tobias Berge thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: TR 13.5: Big Implications     
Date:   Jan 30, 2022
#R1##TD2#
Einstein scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but McCheeks is defending well.
Einstein keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Einstein is pressing down on McCheeks's thigh, looking to free his foot. McCheeks is holding on for now.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Einstein in particular looking to stall.#SUB#
McCheeks actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Einstein is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCheeks is trying to control but can't.
McCheeks is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Einstein is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#SUB#
McCheeks actively working from the bottom here.#T1##SUB#
McCheeks actively working from the bottom here.
Einstein is controlling the pace.
McCheeks trying to control here.
Ground and pound from Einstein.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #SUB2#
Einstein wants to work for an arm triangle but McCheeks is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
McCheeks is looking to control Einstein's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McCheeks avoid being mounted?
McCheeks is trying to control but Einstein passes into side control!
McCheeks tries to get back to half guard but can't.
McCheeks struggling a bit here.
Einstein controlling the position from side mount.
McCheeks wants to control but Einstein postures up.#T3##SUB2#
Einstein thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Einstein is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
McCheeks can't do much from the bottom here. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
McCheeks shoots in looking for a takedown. Einstein tries to sprawl out of it but McCheeks keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Einstein manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Einstein tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#TD2#
Einstein closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. McCheeks quickly recovers to half guard.
Einstein is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB#
McCheeks actively working from the bottom here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McCheeks trying to hold on to Einstein's head to control him but Einstein postures up.
Einstein is pressing down on McCheeks's thigh, looking to free his foot. McCheeks is holding on for now.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2##TD2#
McCheeks gets caught flat footed, as Einstein shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Einstein engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Einstein has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McCheeks is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Einstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McCheeks wants to control but Einstein passes easily into half guard. #SUB2#
Einstein is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McCheeks sees it coming and defends easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCheeks wants to control but Einstein is keeping busy.
Einstein trying to control from half guard but McCheeks is working away. #T1#
McCheeks trying to control from the bottom.
Einstein wants to take a breather but McCheeks is having none of it.
Einstein wants to free his trapped foot but McCheeks is holding on for dear life with his legs.
McCheeks is looking to control Einstein's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McCheeks avoid being mounted?
McCheeks is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McCheeks wants to clinch#TD2#
and Einstein counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Einstein wants to pass the guard but McCheeks is defending well. #SUB#
McCheeks looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McCheeks is not content to let Einstein control the position.
Einstein not doing much here. #T3#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to McCheeks's temple.
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
McCheeks is looking to control Einstein's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can McCheeks avoid being mounted?
Einstein keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#SUB#
McCheeks is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Einstein pulls his head out easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Einstein is controlling the pace.
McCheeks blocking the ground and pound attempt from Einstein. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Einstein connects with a nice short shot to McCheeks's temple.
Einstein stalling.
McCheeks trying to control here.
Einstein trying to control the pace.
Einstein scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein working over McCheeks with some ground and pound. McCheeks looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3##CL#
McCheeks gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Einstein has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by McCheeks after a bit of a struggle.
McCheeks jumps guard but Einstein stands there with McCheeks around his waist. McCheeks gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McCheeks fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Einstein tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McCheeks smiles and moves away.
McCheeks closes the distance looking to clinch #TD2#
and Einstein counters with a nice double leg into guard. #ROC2#McCheeks is rocked!
Einstein must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Einstein showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Oh McCheeks is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Einstein lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Einstein works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Einstein works his way into side control.
You can see the frustration on McCheeks's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Einstein cracks McCheeks with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Einstein immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! McCheeks is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Einstein!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: TR08: Set This B*tch Off     
Date:   Jan 16, 2022
#R1##TD#
Einstein gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Vonstein to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Vonstein loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Einstein is controlling Vonstein's posture.
Vonstein looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Einstein preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vonstein throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Einstein seems keen to control Vonstein's posture.
Vonstein could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T1#
Vonstein in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Einstein is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Einstein really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Vonstein. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Vonstein throws a big elbow that misses.
Einstein keeping moving, preventing Vonstein from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Einstein working for a triangle but Vonstein defends it easily.
Vonstein trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Einstein controlling the position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Vonstein changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Einstein looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Vonstein working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Einstein manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Vonstein is staying active underneath Einstein, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Vonstein moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Vonstein striking off his back but it's not causing Einstein any problems.
Vonstein has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Einstein has passed into side control.
Vonstein gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Einstein blocks the strikes from Vonstein. #T3#
Einstein tries to pass the half guard into mount. Vonstein knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Einstein wants to take a breather but Vonstein is having none of it.
Vonstein throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Vonstein moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Einstein passes into half guard. #SUB#
Vonstein looking for submissions off his back.
Einstein works his way into full mount!
Vonstein tries to lock up and control but Einstein gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T4#
Einstein lands a big elbow.
Vonstein wants to hold on but Einstein pushes him away.
Vonstein tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Vonstein has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Vonstein sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
We've been informed that Einstein has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Vonstein is refusing to be controlled, as Einstein sits in half guard.
Einstein is controlling the pace.
Einstein lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Destro Vonstein will probably get the nod.
That's time! Vonstein's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Einstein stuffs the takedown attempt from Vonstein. Vonstein gets slowly back to his feet.
And Einstein tries to counter it with a takedown but Vonstein pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Vonstein gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #TD2#
so Einstein counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #SUB#
Vonstein is looking for a triangle but Einstein pushes his legs off easily.
Vonstein not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Einstein advances position into side control!
Vonstein is trying to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vonstein tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Einstein taking a breather here.
Einstein cracks Vonstein with a big elbow. #T1#
Einstein trying to control the position but Vonstein is working away.
Vonstein gets back to half guard.#SUB2#
Einstein is looking for a kimura but Vonstein is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Einstein to get the leverage.
Albert Einstein has got the better of the ground game so far.
Vonstein is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Vonstein makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Vonstein.#SUB#
Vonstein is looking for a triangle but Einstein pushes his legs off easily.
Vonstein has Einstein pulled in close to control his posture. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Vonstein throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Vonstein looking for a sweep. Not yet Vonstein, not yet.
Vonstein is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Einstein showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Einstein looking to pass the guard. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD2#
Einstein shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Einstein stands and throws Vonstein's legs to the side, diving into side control. #T3#
Vonstein is trying to get back to half guard.
Vonstein is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#SUB#
Vonstein looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Einstein winds up and cracks Vonstein with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Einstein trying to pass the guard but Vonstein defending well.
Einstein looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SUB#
Vonstein is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Einstein pulls his head out easily. #T4#
Vonstein trying to control but Einstein postures up.
Einstein passes into side control, despite Vonstein's attempt to control the position.
Vonstein prevents Einstein from improving position.
Vonstein is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Einstein working the ground and pound from side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Vonstein is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Albert Einstein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Einstein shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Vonstein is trying to defend but Einstein finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Einstein tries to pass to full mount but Vonstein defends it.
Einstein missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Einstein is looking for a kimura but Vonstein is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Einstein to get the leverage.
Einstein working over Vonstein with some ground and pound. Vonstein looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Einstein looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Vonstein with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Einstein with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Vonstein is looking to improve his position. #T1#
Einstein trying to control from half guard but Vonstein is working away.
Vonstein is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Einstein's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Einstein's back!
Einstein rolls, trying to escape but Vonstein keeps control of the position.
Einstein keeps trying to improve his position.
Vonstein wants to control but Einstein is keeping busy.#SUB#
Vonstein tightening his grip on Einstein, looking for the choke. #SUB#
Vonstein is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Einstein is defending well though. Vonstein let's go of the attempt for now.#T2#
Einstein breaks Vonstein's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Einstein trying to control but Vonstein is working from the bottom.
Einstein stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Vonstein swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Vonstein is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Vonstein has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Einstein has passed into side control.
Einstein tries to move into full mount but can't pass Vonstein's legs. #T3#
Vonstein wants to control but Einstein postures up.
Vonstein is looking to regain half guard here but Einstein keeps moving and retains side control.
Vonstein is trying to control Einstein's posture but Einstein avoids it.
Vonstein is looking to reverse the position.
Vonstein is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Einstein's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Einstein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Vonstein keeps working.
Vonstein throws a strike from the bottom that misses. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Einstein slows the pace down in half guard.
Einstein is continuing to stall.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Vonstein is looking for a sweep. Einstein is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Einstein looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Einstein working over Vonstein with some ground and pound. Vonstein looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Vonstein moves into full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Albert Einstein comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Einstein has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 28:29
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Albert Einstein!

An out of breath Albert Einstein thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 19, 2021
#R1#
Anderson fails with a takedown attempt.
Einstein drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Anderson defends it well.
Anderson darts in looking for a takedown but Einstein gets double underhooks and turns Anderson into the cage. #TD2#
Einstein has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Anderson clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Einstein is hanging on to Anderson's back as he tries to escape.
Einstein lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Anderson looking very determined here, making life difficult for Einstein.
Anderson rolls, trying to escape but Einstein keeps control of the position.
Einstein has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Anderson grimaces as he takes a shot to the body. #SUB2#
Einstein looking for the choke from the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Can Anderson hold on?! Einstein is landing more strikes to his hapless foe.
Anderson tries to escape but Einstein has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Anderson could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Einstein controlling from the back.#T1#
Einstein connects with a big shot to the side of Anderson's head.
Einstein scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Anderson wants to escape the position.
Einstein trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Einstein has the hooks in. Anderson is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Anderson is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Anderson tries to roll but Einstein sticks to his back.
Anderson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Einstein on the ground.#T2#
Anderson trying to control the hands but Einstein won't let him.
Einstein has the hooks in. Anderson is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Einstein cracks Anderson with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Anderson from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Einstein is punishing Anderson with some ground and pound.
Einstein is looking to control Anderson but Anderson is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Anderson tries to escape the position.
Einstein is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Anderson is covering up but some of the strikes from Einstein are getting through and doing damage. #T3##SUB2#
Anderson showing good submission defense here.
Anderson is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Anderson covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Einstein is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Einstein avoiding Anderson 's attempts to control his hands.
Anderson wants to escape the position. #SUB2#
Einstein looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Anderson taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Albert Einstein!
Albert Einstein seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

 
 
 
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