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Event:
LAFC Pizziconi vs Haze
Date: May 08, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
McQuire throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Noah tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McQuire is in Noah's guard.#SUB#
McQuire postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Noah is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of McQuire, into his guard. #REVB#
Noah stopping the sweep attempt from McQuire.#SUB#
McQuire is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Noah is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McQuire is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
McQuire keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
McQuire passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Noah! #T1#
Noah really wants to buck McQuire off and get back to his feet.
McQuire controlling the position easily from mount.
Noah is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McQuire sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McQuire looking to finish with strikes here!
#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
McQuire controlling his opponent.
McQuire lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
McQuire controlling the pace for now.
McQuire looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
McQuire throwing shots from mount but they're not landing. #T3#
Noah is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
McQuire landing strikes, looking to finish!
Noah really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McQuire. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McQuire controlling his opponent.
McQuire throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
McQuire sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T4#
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, McQuire cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
#SUB#
McQuire is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Noah is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Noah flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. McQuire anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Noah and secures both hooks! This could be bad! McQuire slips an arm under Noah chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. McQuire has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. McQuire is squeezing on Noah like an anaconda would it's prey. Noah fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cletus McQuire!
The defeated Hebrew Noah had this to say: 'I think its hilarious you kids talking about Hebrew Noah. You wouldn't say this stuff to him in a real street fight, hes jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Yall are pathetic lol'. |
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Event:
LAFC 420 Frenzy
Date: Apr 20, 2022 |
#R1#
Magomedov pulls out of a head kick attempt.
#CL#
Magomedov takes the fight into the clinch.
Noah tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Magomedov wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Noah is trying to force a seperation but Magomedov has the dominant position.
Magomedov is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Noah is defending well.#TD#
Magomedov has clasped his hands together around Noah's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Noah really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Magomedov. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Magomedov taking a breather here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Magomedov wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Noah, who protects the arm well. #SU#
Magomedov stands up and beckons Noah to his feet. #T1#
Noah throws a nice head kick!
#CUT2#It looks like Ramzan Magomedov has been cut.
Noah connects with a nice looking jab.
#TD#
Magomedov shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Noah looking to hit a scissor sweep but Magomedov is one step ahead there. #SU#
Noah is working an open guard so Magomedov takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Noah scores with a shot to the body.
#T2#
Magomedov rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Noah counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #TD#
Magomedov shoots in and gets a takedown into Noah's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Magomedov trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Magomedov sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Magomedov postures up in Noah's guard and throws a big left but Noah blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Noah preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Magomedov loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Magomedov is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Magomedov seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Noah for as long as he can get away with.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Noah lands a leg kick that knocks Magomedov off balance momentarily.
Noah has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hebrew Noah is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL#
Magomedov darts in and clinches Noah up against the cage.#TD#
Magomedov has Noah pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Magomedov pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Noah tumbling to the mat - Magomedov dives into Noah's guard.
Noah wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Magomedov is now in half guard.
Magomedov keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T4#
Magomedov tries to pass to full mount but Noah defends it. #SUB#
Magomedov is working for a submission of some sort.
Noah blocking the ground and pound attempt from Magomedov.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ramzan Magomedov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ramzan Magomedov's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2##TD#
Magomedov shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Magomedov in particular looking to stall.#SUB#
Magomedov wants to work for an arm triangle but Noah is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magomedov is taking a breather. Noah says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#T1##SU#
Magomedov decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Noah buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Magomedov fails with the takedown
and Noah counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Noah connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Noah scores with a push kick.#T2#
Noah throws a nice inside leg kick.
Magomedov shoots and misses
and Noah counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT2#Ramzan Magomedov's cut is getting worse.
Magomedov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Magomedov shoots for a takedown but Noah saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Noah is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ramzan Magomedov. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Magomedov on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Noah. Noah obviously looking to wear him down.
Noah throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Noah feints with a left and delivers a massive head kick! Magomedov collapses like a ragdoll! Game over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hebrew Noah!
A victorious Hebrew Noah thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 15, 2022 |
#R1#
The fighters circling - Noah throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Green misses with a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Green.
Noah checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Noah looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Noah checks a leg kick.
A nice side step and Noah releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Noah lands with a right hand.
Noah jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Noah shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Green blocks a low kick nicely.
Green drops down looking for a counter takedown but Noah sprawls and moves away.
Green takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Green tries to work over Noah's front leg with a kick but Noah checks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Green ducks under a wild hook from Noah.
Good work by Noah as he checks the leg kick.
Green throws a leg kick but Noah moved away.
Green could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Noah lands with a cross.
Noah throws a nice inside leg kick. #T1#
Noah checks a leg kick.
Noah throws out a counter right but Green avoids it with no problem.
Green looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lord Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Noah scores with a hook to the body. Green takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Noah fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Green is out of range.
As Noah looks to move away, Green throws a big counter combo but Noah just gets out of the way.
Noah has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A low kick from Green is predictable there
and Noah rattles Green with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Green tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Noah dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Green stiff and motionless on the mat!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hebrew Noah!
During a confident post fight interview, Hebrew Noah thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 12, 2022 |
#R1#
BigDucka lands an overhand right.
Noah throws a hook but BigDucka blocks it.
BigDucka was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Good leg kick by Noah.
Noah throws a hook but BigDucka blocks it.#CL2#
BigDucka gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#TD2#
BigDucka gets a trip takedown into half guard.
BigDucka seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Noah wants to control but BigDucka is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
BigDucka with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
BigDucka lands strikes from half guard.
BigDucka is figuring out what he wants to do next.#T1#
BigDucka's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
More stalling from BigDucka.
Noah knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for BigDucka on the ground.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
BigDucka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Noah keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from BigDucka.#CL2#
BigDucka moves into range and clinches up with Noah.
Noah swings wildly with an uppercut but BigDucka uses good head movement to avoid it. #TD2#
BigDucka pulls guard effortlessly.
BigDucka has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T3#
Noah wants to pass the guard but BigDucka is keeping the position.
BigDucka has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #ES2#
BigDucka manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#T4#
BigDucka blocks a body shot from Noah.
Noah misses with the head strike.
Noah fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Noah misses with a short punch on the inside.
Noah misses with a short punch on the inside. #TD2#
BigDucka gets control of Noah's arms and successfully pulls guard. BigDucka will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Noah trying to control the position from guard on top but BigDucka is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
BigDucka is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Noah wants to control from the top but BigDucka keeps moving.
BigDucka has control of Noah's left arm, preventing Noah from doing any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Frank BigDucka dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
A decent looking cross lands there for Noah.
Noah throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Noah uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
BigDucka shoots in for a takedown but Noah shows good takedown defense.
BigDucka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Noah.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for BigDucka. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
BigDucka takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
BigDucka closes the distance and clinches up with Noah, looking for a takedown. BigDucka pushes Noah against the cage but Noah circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
BigDucka looks to throw the jab but Noah is out of range. #CL2#
BigDucka moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
BigDucka drags the fight down to the ground.
BigDucka bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Noah's guard. #REVB#
Noah is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
BigDucka is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #T1#
Noah looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but BigDucka puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
BigDucka performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
BigDucka thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Well, if BigDucka is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
BigDucka not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Noah trying to hold on to BigDucka's head to control him but BigDucka postures up.
BigDucka has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
BigDucka works his foot free and advances to mount.
BigDucka looking to control and managing it successfully.
BigDucka unloads with some shots from mount but Noah bucks and avoids them well.
#T3#
BigDucka with a couple of short strikes.
BigDucka thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
BigDucka content just to control the position here. #SUB2#
BigDucka working for a submission but Noah is keeping him at bay.
BigDucka tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
BigDucka lands a couple of good shots and Noah has given up his back, trying to escape the position!#T4##SUB2#
BigDucka looking to break Noah's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Noah remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise BigDucka will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB2#
Noah is trying to defend against the choke here but BigDucka has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. BigDucka Tightens the hold and Noah taps out furiously! BigDucka displays superior BJJ to win the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Frank BigDucka! |
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