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Event: RISE 149     
Date:   Mar 05, 2023
#R1##CL#
Hoodwell clinches with his opponent.
Hoodwell tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hebbnesium wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hebbnesium tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hoodwell just stands there and leans against the cage.#BC#
Hoodwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Hoodwell closes the distance and clinches.
Hoodwell is trying to push Hebbnesium away but Hebbnesium has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hebbnesium is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hoodwell to keep the fight standing.
Hebbnesium wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC#
Hoodwell breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick but Hoodwell moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoodwell tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hebbnesium swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hebbnesium throws a fast counter high kick but Hoodwell manages to duck under it in time.#CL#
Hebbnesium tries to keep at a distance but Hoodwell has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hebbnesium tries to break free but Hoodwell pushes him back against the cage.
Hoodwell is trying to pull guard but Hebbnesium has him pressed against the cage.#T1##TD#
Hoodwell pulls guard. #SUB2#
Hebbnesium drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Hoodwell manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Hebbnesium has Hoodwell in his guard.#REVR#
Hoodwell trying to control but Hebbnesium is working from the bottom.
Hoodwell missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hoodwell definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hoodwell trying to control the position from guard on top but Hebbnesium is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Hoodwell drops back, looking for a kneebar! Hebbnesium looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Hebbnesium looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Hebbnesium! #REVB##T2#
Hoodwell wants to get back to his feet.
Hoodwell taking a bit of punishment here - Hebbnesium scoring with strikes. #SU2#
Hebbnesium stands up and we're back to a striking position. #CL#
Hoodwell rushes Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hebbnesium tries to throw a body punch but Hoodwell avoids it by throwing Hebbnesium back against the cage.
Hoodwell on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #BC#
Hoodwell breaks from the clinch.
Hoodwell moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hebbnesium throws a wild body kick that Hoodwell sees coming a mile off.#T3#
Hebbnesium attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up but Hoodwell circles away and keeps his distance.
Hoodwell motions for Hebbnesium to come forward. Hoodwell throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Hoodwell looks to land a combination but Hebbnesium avoids it well.
As Hoodwell backs off Hebbnesium throws a huge counter combo but Hoodwell manages to avoid it all.
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Hebbnesium wants to counter the offense by Hoodwell and move into the clinch position.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for KJ Hoodwell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hoodwell tries to clinch up.
Hebbnesium throws a leg kick but Hoodwell checks it.
Hoodwell throws a right hand that Hebbnesium ducks under and follows up with a left that Hebbnesium also avoids with ease.
Hebbnesium is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hoodwell tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hebbnesium swivels and escapes.
Hoodwell fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hebbnesium as he avoids it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hebbnesium.
Hoodwell looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hoodwell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Hebbnesium counters with a nice body kick.
Hoodwell misses with a jab, cross combination. #T4#
Some wild striking there from Hoodwell.
Hoodwell sets himself, and Hebbnesium steps forward looking for the clinch! Hoodwell avoids it this time.
Hebbnesium defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hoodwell.
Hoodwell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hebbnesium. Hebbnesium obviously looking to wear him down.
Hoodwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Left hook, right uppercut from Hoodwell.
Hoodwell shoots and misses
and Hebbnesium counters with a two punch combo.
Hoodwell is breathing heavily.
Hoodwell smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CL2#
Hebbnesium closes the distance and pushes Hoodwell back into the cage.
Hebbnesium has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hoodwell keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hebbnesium's efforts to push away.
Hebbnesium tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

KJ Hoodwell dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Hoodwell shoots for a takedown but Hebbnesium saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hoodwell shoots in looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hoodwell's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hoodwell is looking to clinch but Hebbnesium is avoiding it.
Hoodwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL#
Hoodwell gets a clinch. #BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks from the clinch.
Hoodwell avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hoodwell throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hoodwell shoots in looking for a takedown. Hebbnesium tries to sprawl out of it but Hoodwell keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hebbnesium manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Hebbnesium lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for KJ Hoodwell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoodwell closes the distance and clinches up with Hebbnesium, looking for a takedown. Hoodwell pushes Hebbnesium against the cage but Hebbnesium circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hebbnesium throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.#CL2#
Hebbnesium forces Hoodwell back against the cage and clinches.#T1#
Hebbnesium has had enough of the clinch but Hoodwell keeps him there for the moment.
Hoodwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Hebbnesium won't allow it.
Hoodwell managing to block the knees to the body from Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hoodwell wants to break free but Hebbnesium has control.
Hoodwell scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hebbnesium tries to break free but Hoodwell pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Hebbnesium pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hebbnesium shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #CL#
Hoodwell has Hebbnesium up against the cage in a clinch.
Hoodwell avoiding damage as Hebbnesium throws knees to the body. #BC#
Hoodwell manages to break the clinch.
KJ Hoodwell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#T2#
Hoodwell looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hebbnesium is fending him off so far but Hoodwell persists. Nope, Hebbnesium circles away and we're back to standing.
Hoodwell explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hoodwell throws a series of punches but Hebbnesium moves out of range.
Hebbnesium looks for the body kick but Hoodwell saw that one coming.
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hebbnesium as he jumps to the side.
Hebbnesium throws a counter combo.
Hebbnesium circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hebbnesium lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Hebbnesium throws a wild body kick that Hoodwell sees coming a mile off.
KJ Hoodwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Hoodwell gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hebbnesium wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hebbnesium is trying to push Hoodwell away but Hoodwell has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hoodwell goes for a takedown attempt but Hebbnesium pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hebbnesium throws a wild body kick that Hoodwell sees coming a mile off.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hebbnesium goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #T3#
Hebbnesium slips a jab and a cross from Hoodwell.
Hoodwell tries to clinch up.
Hebbnesium is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
That kick from Hoodwell tenderised Hebbnesium's leg. Hebbnesium is trying to keep his angry face on.#CL#
Hoodwell gets in close and instigates a clinch. #BC#
Hoodwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hebbnesium throws a front kick that sends Hoodwell stumbling back into the cage.
Hoodwell tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hebbnesium swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hoodwell sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hoodwell throws a series of punches but Hebbnesium avoids them all with ease.
Hebbnesium lands a leg kick that knocks Hoodwell off balance momentarily.
Hebbnesium scores with a leg kick.
Hebbnesium scores with a kick to the midsection.
Hebbnesium keeps the fight on the outside.
Hoodwell tries to close the distance and clinch but Hebbnesium swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T4#
Hoodwell closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium circles away.
As Hoodwell backs off Hebbnesium throws a huge counter combo but Hoodwell manages to avoid it all.
Hoodwell attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hebbnesium.
Hoodwell tries to clinch but Hebbnesium moves away
and Hebbnesium counters with a three punch combo that has Hoodwell backing up. Hoodwell nods at Hebbnesium to acknowledge the strikes.
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hebbnesium but Hebbnesium pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hoodwell darts in trying to clinch
and Hebbnesium counters with a one-two to the body.
Hoodwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hebbnesium throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hoodwell.
Hoodwell tries to clinch there but Hebbnesium circles away.
Hoodwell throws a body shot but no joy.
Hebbnesium unleashes a big counter combination but Hoodwell bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oliverium Hebbnesium showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Hoodwell blocks the body kick.
Hebbnesium misses with a head kick.
Hoodwell will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hebbnesium scoring well with a low kick there.
Hebbnesium takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CL#
Hoodwell darts in and clinches Hebbnesium up against the cage.
Hoodwell fails to pull the fight into his guard. #BC#
Hoodwell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hoodwell will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hoodwell tries to clinch up but Hebbnesium circles away and keeps his distance.
Hebbnesium throws a nice outside leg kick.
Hoodwell looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.#T1##CL#
Hoodwell rushes Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hoodwell jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hebbnesium walks away with a smile on his face. Hoodwell gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for KJ Hoodwell. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Hoodwell rushes Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hebbnesium.
Hoodwell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hebbnesium is looking for the big counter here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hebbnesium.
Hoodwell looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hoodwell throws a combination that misses
and Hebbnesium counters with a one-two to the body.
Hebbnesium takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Hoodwell takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hebbnesium throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Hoodwell's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body kick there by Hebbnesium.#T2#
Hoodwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hebbnesium steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Hoodwell.
Hoodwell fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense.
Hoodwell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
Hebbnesium clinches up against the cage.
Hoodwell has a couple of punches blocked by Hebbnesium. #TD2#
Hebbnesium ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Hebbnesium no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Hebbnesium trying to control the position. #SU#
Hebbnesium is working an open guard so Hoodwell takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Hoodwell throws a series of punches but Hebbnesium moves out of range. #T3#
Hoodwell throws a series of punches but Hebbnesium avoids them all with ease. #CL#
Hoodwell darts in and clinches Hebbnesium up against the cage.
Hebbnesium tries to pull guard but Hoodwell holds him up against the cage and eventually Hebbnesium drops back down to his feet. #BC2#
Hebbnesium pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hoodwell throws a leg kick but Hebbnesium moved away.
Hebbnesium tries a low kick but Hoodwell avoids it.
Hebbnesium thows a body kick. Hoodwell tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hoodwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hoodwell takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hoodwell throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hebbnesium on the side of the head. #CL#
Hoodwell clinches up with Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch. #T4#
Hoodwell shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hebbnesium tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hoodwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hoodwell throws a quick counter kick to the body but Hebbnesium avoids it.
Hebbnesium avoids the head kick by Hoodwell.
Hebbnesium replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Hoodwell blocks it well.
Hoodwell goes for a double leg but Hebbnesium avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hebbnesium continues to drive forward.
Hebbnesium lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.#BC2#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
Hoodwell tries to bum rush Hebbnesium with a series of wild strikes but Hebbnesium uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hoodwell tries a low kick but Hebbnesium avoids it.
Hoodwell tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hebbnesium swivels and escapes.
Hoodwell moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromHebbnesium.
Hoodwell tries to clinch but Hebbnesium is having none of it.
Hebbnesium unleashes a big counter combination but Hoodwell bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#CL2#
Hoodwell tries to keep at a distance but Hebbnesium has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC2#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hebbnesium on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hoodwell. Hoodwell obviously looking to wear him down.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Oliverium Hebbnesium.
I think Hebbnesium has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 29:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Oliverium Hebbnesium!

Post fight, an emotional Oliverium Hebbnesium said 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 30, 2023
#R1##TD#
De Moncey scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SUB#
De Moncey thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
De Moncey advances to full mount.
Hebbnesium is wriggling around trying to escape.
De Moncey sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Hebbnesium looks winded!#SUB#
De Moncey is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Hebbnesium is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Bon Adrien De Moncey!
Bon Adrien De Moncey thanked the fans post fight for their support.
Oliverium Hebbnesium spoke after the fight, saying 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 23, 2023
#R1#
Rimenis takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Rimenis is looking to clinch but Hebbnesium is avoiding it.
Hebbnesium throws a half hearted mid kick.#CL#
Rimenis instigates a clinch.
Hebbnesium crunches a lovely knee into Rimenis's ribcage.
Rimenis wants to take the fight to the mat but Hebbnesium manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD2#
Hebbnesium decides to pull guard.
Rimenis stops Hebbnesium from standing up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Rimenis really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB2#
Hebbnesium is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rimenis is aware though and is defending well.
Hebbnesium wants to get back to his feet but Rimenis is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T1##SUB2#
Hebbnesium working for a triangle but Rimenis defends it easily.
Rimenis postures up.
Hebbnesium keeping full guard, as Rimenis tries to pass. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Rimenis seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.#CL#
Rimenis instigates a clinch.
Hebbnesium trying to land knees to the body.
Hebbnesium on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks from the clinch. #TD#
Rimenis scores with a takedown into Hebbnesium's guard.
Rimenis pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hebbnesium is keeping the position for now.
Rimenis sitting in guard here, content to control.
Rimenis is working Hebbnesium over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Rimenis is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Rimenis throwing strikes but missing. #T3#
Rimenis is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#ES2#
Hebbnesium is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched. #BC2#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch. #TD#
Rimenis feints and as Hebbnesium raises his hands in defense, Rimenis changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Hebbnesium pushes Rimenis off and gets back to his feet.
Rimenis moves out of range as Hebbnesium throws a body kick. #CL#
Rimenis closes the distance and clinches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#BC2#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hebbnesium throws a half hearted mid kick.#T4#
Rimenis will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Rimenis misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maris Rimenis. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Rimenis moves into the clinch.
Hebbnesium is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rimenis to keep the fight standing.#BC#
Rimenis escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Maris Rimenis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD#
Rimenis shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Hebbnesium napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Rimenis looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Hebbnesium is avoiding damage well.
Hebbnesium felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Hebbnesium is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Rimenis has just dragged him back down to the mat.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Oliverium Hebbnesium will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2##TD#
Rimenis closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hebbnesium did well to prevent Rimenis getting side control.
Rimenis keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has got the better of the ground game so far.
Rimenis is nestled in close to Hebbnesium, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Rimenis trying to control the action but Hebbnesium is working from the bottom.
Rimenis takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #T1#
Rimenis not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Rimenis slips a nice elbow through Hebbnesium's hands, connecting with Hebbnesium's forehead.
Rimenis missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rimenis content to control rather than advance.
Hebbnesium wants to get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rimenis missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Rimenis content to control rather than advance. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Rimenis darts in looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium gets double underhooks and turns Rimenis into the cage.
Rimenis is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hebbnesium to keep the fight standing.#BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch. #TD#
Hebbnesium gets caught napping as Rimenis dives in and scores a takedown. Hebbnesium manages to retain guard.
Rimenis slips nicely into half guard.
Rimenis missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Rimenis prevents Hebbnesium from improving his position.#SU#
Rimenis escapes and gets back to his feet.
Hebbnesium is breathing heavily.#T3#
Hebbnesium looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rimenis shoots in but Hebbnesium avoids the takedown attempt easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maris Rimenis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hebbnesium looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hebbnesium! #CL2#
Rimenis gets tackled into the cage by Hebbnesium. Hebbnesium maintains the clinch.
Hebbnesium tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rimenis avoids it.#TD2#
Hebbnesium successfully pulls guard.
Rimenis sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hebbnesium's guard.
Rimenis controlling the action here.#T4##SUB#
Rimenis wants to work for an arm triangle but Hebbnesium is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Hebbnesium is trying to stand back up but Rimenis is controlling him
Rimenis is controlling the pace. #SUB#
Rimenis is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hebbnesium has managed to free his arm - good work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Maris Rimenis dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Rimenis dips to his left and cracks Hebbnesium with an uppercut!
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that half lands.
Rimenis takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Rimenis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hebbnesium swivels and escapes.
Rimenis has his takedown stuffed
and Hebbnesium counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rimenis misses with a takedown attempt
and Hebbnesium counters with a nice leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maris Rimenis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rimenis shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hebbnesium sprawls well. Hebbnesium wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rimenis gets slowly back to his feet.
Hebbnesium steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Rimenis.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Rimenis tries to land a front kick but Hebbnesium steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rimenis moves in looking to clinch but Hebbnesium pushes him off.
Hebbnesium stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hebbnesium wants it to stay on the feet.
Rimenis tries to clinch up
and Hebbnesium counters with a one-two to the body.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hebbnesium looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Rimenis seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Rimenis tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hebbnesium defends well and Rimenis ends up having to push Hebbnesium into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#BC#
Rimenis breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Hebbnesium fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rimenis, pushing him back against the cage.#T2#
Rimenis fails to pull the fight into his guard. #BC2#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rimenis shoots in but no luck this time. #CL2#
Hebbnesium has Rimenis up against the cage in a clinch. #BC2#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hebbnesium looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Oliverium Hebbnesium seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rimenis avoids the head kick by Hebbnesium. #CL#
Rimenis closes the distance and clinches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hebbnesium slowing the pace effectively.#TD#
Rimenis manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Hebbnesium trying to control the position from guard on top but Rimenis is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3##SU2#
Hebbnesium stands up from Rimenis's guard - Hebbnesium perhaps looking for a knockout.
Hebbnesium lands a front kick.
Rimenis fails to land the takedown.
Hebbnesium paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Hebbnesium has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL#
Rimenis moves into the clinch.#T4##BC2#
Hebbnesium pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rimenis on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hebbnesium. Hebbnesium obviously looking to wear him down.
Hebbnesium moves out of range as Rimenis throws a body kick.
Hebbnesium throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hebbnesium is looking to land body kicks.
Rimenis changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that misses.
Hebbnesium misses with a body kick.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up but Rimenis circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hebbnesium thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rimenis if he has to take too many more of those.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oliverium Hebbnesium comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hebbnesium has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 28:29
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oliverium Hebbnesium!

Oliverium Hebbnesium took some time post fight to say the following; 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 07, 2023
#R1##CL#
Hebbnesium moves into the clinch successfully.
Lei looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Hebbnesium lands an elbow inside that Lei shrugs off. #CUT#It looks like Frito Lei has been cut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Hebbnesium obliges.
Lei takes a knee right on the jaw!
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.#TD#
Hebbnesium successfully pulls guard.
Hebbnesium bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Lei's guard. #REVR##SU#
Hebbnesium stands and steps away. Lei gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Hebbnesium displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hebbnesium fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#CL#
Hebbnesium moves into the clinch successfully. #BC#
Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Look low, kick high! Hebbnesium uses the oldest trick in the book to send Lei tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Hebbnesium is absolutely delighted - when Lei wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Oliverium Hebbnesium!
An intense looking Oliverium Hebbnesium took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.

 

Event: HFC 50: Ilmarinen vs Holly     
Date:   Nov 19, 2022
#R1#
Black just misses with a punch to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Hebbnesium on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Black tries to land a front kick but Hebbnesium steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hebbnesium defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Black.#CL#
Hebbnesium darts in and clinches Black up against the cage.
Hebbnesium wants a takedown. #TD2#
Black has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Hebbnesium uses from the top position.
Our spies down at at Temple of Fitness inform us that Black has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Hebbnesium wants to control from the top but Black keeps moving. #SUB#
Hebbnesium has gone for a leg lock! Black slips out almost immediately though and dives into Hebbnesium's guard.#REVB#
Black trying to control the position from guard on top but Hebbnesium is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back. #T1#
Black passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Black lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Black wants to control but Hebbnesium is keeping him busy.
Hebbnesium is trying to escape the position but Black is controlling the position.
Hebbnesium bucks up and tries to throw Black off but instead Black has got his back!
Black throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Hebbnesium!
Hebbnesium trying to get back to his feet but Black is in full control for now. #T2#
Black tries to keep control of the position but Hebbnesium is staying busy.#SUB2#
Black has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Hebbnesium is defending well but eventually Black manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Hebbnesium has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Devon Black!
A victorious Devon Black thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Oliverium Hebbnesium was interviewed post fight and said 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

Event: HFC 31: Ounnagn vs Collins     
Date:   Sep 03, 2022
#R1#
Hebbnesium with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Porter looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Porter throws a sloppy head kick and Hebbnesium moves out of range easily.
Hebbnesium throwing a counter right hand but Porter manages to avoid it.
Porter dives in and grabs Hebbnesium's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hebbnesium pushes down on Porter's head and hops out.
Hebbnesium appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Porter takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Porter works over Hebbnesium's head and body with a nice combination.
A slapping body kick lands there for Hebbnesium.
Porter misses with a takedown attempt
and Hebbnesium counters with a head kick. That will keep Porter thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Hebbnesium connects with a solid leg kick.
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hebbnesium.
Porter throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hebbnesium makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Porter just misses with a punch to the body.
Hebbnesium tries to counter by clinching up but Porter breaks away and moves out of range.
Montel Porter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Porter tries to keep at a distance but Hebbnesium has taken the fight into the clinch.
Porter jumps guard but Hebbnesium turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.#T1##BC#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
Hebbnesium thuds his shin into the meat of Porter's side.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#CL#
Hebbnesium rushes Porter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Hebbnesium drags the fight down to the ground. #SU2#
Porter stands up from Hebbnesium's guard - Porter perhaps looking for a knockout.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense. #CL2#
Porter has Hebbnesium up against the cage in a clinch.
Hebbnesium wants a takedown but no success here.
Porter displaying some good clinch control by pressing Hebbnesium up against the cage.#BC#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T2#
Porter shoots for a double leg takedown but Hebbnesium sprawls well. He's pushed Porter's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hebbnesium is looking for a counter combo.
Porter misses with a takedown
and Hebbnesium counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Porter looks winded!
Porter throws a head kick that misses.
Porter fails with the takedown#CL#
and Hebbnesium counters by moving into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Porter changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Hebbnesium fights it off and pushes away nicely. #CL#
Hebbnesium has closed the distance and engaged Porter in a clinch. #BC#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T3#
Hebbnesium throws a nice head kick!
Hebbnesium thuds his shin into the meat of Porter's side.
Porter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hebbnesium. That one must have hurt.
Porter has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hebbnesium.#CL#
Hebbnesium instigates a clinch. #BC2#
Porter escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hebbnesium thows a body kick. Porter tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hebbnesium lands with a cross.
Porter darts in trying to clinch
and Hebbnesium counters with a solid body kick.
Porter misses with a double jab. #T4#
Hebbnesium changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Porter moves into the clinch successfully.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Porter goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hebbnesium prevents it.
Hebbnesium is looking for a takedown.#BC#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
A combination from Hebbnesium does no damage.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Hebbnesium - that will leave a mark!
Porter wants to clinch.
Hebbnesium throws a big counter combination but Porter scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hebbnesium stuffs the takedown attempt from Porter. Porter gets slowly back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oliverium Hebbnesium dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Porter lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Porter.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Hebbnesium throws a quick counter kick to the body but Porter avoids it.
Porter showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hebbnesium.
Porter shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium shows good takedown defense.
Hebbnesium has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Nice body kick from Hebbnesium.
Porter tries to clinch but Hebbnesium moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hebbnesium throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Porter fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hebbnesium avoids it really well and circles away.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.
Porter is breathing heavily.#T1#
Porter tries to score a power double leg takedown but Hebbnesium sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Porter somewhat.
Hebbnesium fakes the leg kick and cracks Porter in the body.
Porter steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hebbnesium. That one must have hurt.
Porter tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hebbnesium was well out of range. Poor timing from Porter.
Hebbnesium is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Porter can do to turn this around?
Hebbnesium with the inside leg kick.
Hebbnesium tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Porter was well out of range. Poor timing from Hebbnesium.
Porter takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing? #T2#
Hebbnesium scores with a head kick. #CL#
Hebbnesium rushes Porter and presses him up against the cage.
Porter tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #BC#
Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Porter fails to land the takedown.#CL#
Hebbnesium moves into range and clinches up with Porter.#BC#
Hebbnesium's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hebbnesium throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Porter's head.
Porter throws a left and a right that both miss #CL#
and Hebbnesium counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Hebbnesium. #T3#
Hebbnesium landing some nice looking knees to the body. #TD#
Hebbnesium decides to pull guard. #SU2#
Hebbnesium is working an open guard so Porter takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#CL#
Hebbnesium has Porter up against the cage in a clinch. #BC2#
Porter breaks the clinch.
Porter tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hebbnesium paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Porter.
Porter closes the distance and clinches up with Hebbnesium, looking for a takedown. Porter pushes Hebbnesium against the cage but Hebbnesium circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Hebbnesium swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Porter throws a nice looking combination but Hebbnesium bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#T4#
Hebbnesium throws a front kick that sends Porter stumbling back into the cage.
Porter swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hebbnesium counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hebbnesium scores with a push kick.#CL#
Hebbnesium gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Porter takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Porter tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #BC2#
Porter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hebbnesium moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hebbnesium.
Hebbnesium gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Porter.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Oliverium Hebbnesium dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Porter looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hebbnesium is fending him off so far but Porter persists. Nope, Hebbnesium circles away and we're back to standing.
Porter takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Porter shoots in for a double leg but Hebbnesium sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hebbnesium. Porter shrugs it off though.
Porter tries to clinch but Hebbnesium moves away
and Hebbnesium finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hebbnesium lands a front kick.
Porter uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hebbnesium.
Crunch! Hebbnesium slams his shin into Porter's torso.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Hebbnesium scores with a kick to the midsection.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#CL#
Hebbnesium moves into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter jumps guard but Hebbnesium turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Montel Porter.#T1#
Hebbnesium lands a knee to the body. #BC#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch.
Hebbnesium misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hebbnesium misses with a combination
and Porter counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #CL2#
Porter gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Oliverium Hebbnesium has scored more points in the clinch so far.#BC#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch.
Porter looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hebbnesium is fending him off so far but Porter persists. Nope, Hebbnesium circles away and we're back to standing.#CL2#
Porter has managed to clinch. #BC#
Hebbnesium manages to break the clinch.
Porter scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hebbnesium in his tracks. #T2#
Porter misses with a left hand
and Hebbnesium counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Hebbnesium lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Porter fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Hebbnesium escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Porter closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium circles away.
Hebbnesium seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Hebbnesium delivers a nice body kick.
Porter closes the distance looking to clinch #TD#
and Hebbnesium counters with a nice double leg into side control. Porter won't be happy with that. #T3##SUB#
Hebbnesium is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Porter knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Porter is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Hebbnesium is controlling him well.#SU#
Hebbnesium decides to stand up, so the ref orders Porter to his feet.
Porter tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Hebbnesium connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hebbnesium tries to close the distance and clinch but Porter swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Porter shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hebbnesium as he avoids it easily. #CL#
Hebbnesium gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Porter is looking to take this one to the mat.#BC#
Hebbnesium breaks from the clinch.
Porter with a poor takedown
and Hebbnesium counters with a series of strikes. Porter will be more careful next time no doubt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hebbnesium. That's going to slow Porter down.
Both fighters circling a little - Hebbnesium finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hebbnesium lands a nice looking kick to the body. Porter takes a step back to recover.
Porter tries for a takedown but Hebbnesium circles away easily
and Hebbnesium counters with a slapping leg kick.
Montel Porter has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Oliverium Hebbnesium is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A good leg kick by Hebbnesium.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oliverium Hebbnesium showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hebbnesium has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Oliverium Hebbnesium!

Oliverium Hebbnesium wins by unanimous decision!

Oliverium Hebbnesium made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Could anyone drive me home? I only got my skateboard with me...'.

 

Event: HFC 22: Mamed vs Tintley 2     
Date:   Aug 03, 2022
#R1#
Kettlestone fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hebbnesium has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick that misses
and Kettlestone finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kettlestone looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kettlestone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hebbnesium. That did some damage!
We've been hearing reports that Hebbnesium has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Kettlestone misses with a body kick.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses.
Kettlestone scoring well with a low kick there.
Kettlestone lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kettlestone lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kettlestone scores with a push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kettlestone scores with a spinning back kick!
Hebbnesium misses with a body kick.
Kettlestone scores with a nice body kick.
Hebbnesium is breathing heavily.
Hebbnesium takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie. #T1#
Hebbnesium takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone throws a nice head kick!
Hebbnesium avoids the head kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hebbnesium on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A nice leg kick from Kettlestone, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kettlestone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kettlestone connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kettlestone throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Kettlestone throws a head kick that misses.
Hebbnesium looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Hebbnesium will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kettlestone lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kettlestone dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hebbnesium. That did some damage!
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up but Kettlestone circles away and keeps his distance.#T2#
Hebbnesium has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone lands a nice looking body kick.
Hebbnesium takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone connects with an inside leg kick.
Kettlestone with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Kettlestone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hebbnesium avoids the head kick by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone thuds his shin into the meat of Hebbnesium's side.
Kettlestone fakes the leg kick and cracks Hebbnesium in the body.
Kettlestone scores with a head kick.
Kettlestone takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kettlestone plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#ROC2#Hebbnesium is rocked!#T3#
Kettlestone throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Oh Hebbnesium is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hebbnesium takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Crunch! Kettlestone slams his shin into Hebbnesium's torso.
Kettlestone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hebbnesium is looking for a counter combo.
Hebbnesium seems to have got his legs back now.
Kettlestone throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hebbnesium.
Kettlestone lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hebbnesium will feel that in the morning.
Kettlestone fakes the leg kick and cracks Hebbnesium in the body.
Hebbnesium takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A chopping leg kick lands by Kettlestone.
Kettlestone lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hebbnesium is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kettlestone lands a big head kick that sends Hebbnesium to the canvas! Kettlestone follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ryan Kettlestone!
Oliverium Hebbnesium spoke after the fight, saying 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

Event: HFC 14: Nimjal vs Charles     
Date:   Jul 07, 2022
#R1#
Hebbnesium tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Burt moves into the clinch.
Hebbnesium tries to score a body lock takedown but Burt shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Burt scores with a knee to the head.
Burt has Hebbnesium pressed against the cage, preventing Hebbnesium from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Come on Burt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Burt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Hebbnesium being controlled against the cage.
Burt using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Hebbnesium has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burt with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Burt lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Burt taking a breather.
A frustrated look appears on Hebbnesium's face as he tries to break the clinch. #T1#
Burt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hebbnesium has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Burt is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Burt landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hebbnesium has had enough of the clinch but Burt keeps him there for the moment.
Hebbnesium blocks an elbow strike.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Hebbnesium has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Hebbnesium can't break the clinch.
Burt tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Hebbnesium tries for a takedown but Burt manages to get underhooks.
Branson Burt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oliverium Hebbnesium.
A knee to the head by Burt.
Burt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hebbnesium's face.
Burt connects with a knee to the head.
Burt with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Burt lands a good knee to the midsection. Hebbnesium won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Burt using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Hebbnesium looks winded!#T2#
Burt will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Hebbnesium up against the cage.
Burt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hebbnesiums head.
Our sources have told us that Burt has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Hebbnesium tries to break the clinch but Burt is controlling the position.
Hebbnesium is trying to drag Burt to the mat but Burt just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Knees to the body from Burt.
Burt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hebbnesium's face.
Burt stalling.
Burt connects with a nasty looking knee right to Hebbnesium's face.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Burt takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Hebbnesium wants to get back to striking at distance but Burt won't allow it.
Burt content to slow the pace in the clinch. #KD#
Burt drops Hebbnesium with a big knee straight up the middle! Hebbnesium is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #ROC#Hebbnesium is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Oliverium Hebbnesium has been cut.#T3##CL#
Burt closes the distance and clinches.
Hebbnesium is still on wobbly legs! Can Burt finish him?
Burt is struggling to control the position.
Hebbnesium letting Burt take a breather here.
Burt leaning his opponent against the cage.
Hebbnesium seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Branson Burt.#CL#
Burt closes the distance and clinches.
Burt stalling against the cage.
Burt has Hebbnesium pressed against the cage, preventing Hebbnesium from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Burt using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Burt lands a knee to the head.
Burt digs a right hand into Hebbnesium's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hebbnesium's gas tank.
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw! #T4#
Burt lands a good knee to the midsection. Hebbnesium won't want to take too many of those.
Burt connects with a knee to the head.
Hebbnesium fails to pull guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burt connects with a knee to the head.
Burt lands a knee to the head.
Burt pressing his opponent against the cage.
Burt stalling against the cage.
Burt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Hebbnesium is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burt is defending well for now.
Hebbnesium has had enough of the clinch but Burt keeps him there for the moment.
Hebbnesium tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Burt smiles and moves away. #CL#
Burt gets a clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Branson Burt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Oliverium Hebbnesium's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL#
Burt clinches up with Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage.
Burt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Burt is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Hebbnesium is working for takedown but Burt is calmly controlling the position for now.
Burt lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Burt.
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw!
Burt is stalling here.
Come on Burt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Branson Burt.#CL#
Burt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burt tries to land a knee to the head but Hebbnesium blocks with his arms.
Burt scores with a knee to the head.
Burt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Burt digs a right hand underneath Hebbnesium's ribcage. Hebbnesium let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A knee to the head by Burt. #T1#
Hebbnesium tries to pull guard but Burt won't allow it.
Burt connects with a knee to the head.
Burt landing knees to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Hebbnesium's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Burt with a knee to the head.
Burt's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw!
Burt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hebbnesium can do to turn this around?
Burt with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Burt effectively controlling the action here.
Burt slows down the pace here.
Burt gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Hebbnesium is trying to break the clinch but Burt has him pressed against the cage. #T2#
Burt landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Hebbnesium is breathing heavily.
Hebbnesium jumps guard but Burt turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Branson Burt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oliverium Hebbnesium.
Burt stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Burt crunches a lovely knee into Hebbnesium's ribcage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hebbnesium takes a knee right on the jaw!
Burt stalling. #KD#
Burt drops Hebbnesium with a big knee straight up the middle! Hebbnesium is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet! #CL#
Hebbnesium tries to keep at a distance but Burt has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC#
Burt breaks the clinch. #CL#
Burt drives through and clinches with Hebbnesium against the cage.
Burt lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Burt has Hebbnesium pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Hebbnesium is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Burt - that's hurt Hebbnesium badly! Oh, another knee lands and Hebbnesium is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Hebbnesium doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Branson Burt!
The defeated Oliverium Hebbnesium had this to say: 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

Event: HFC 5: Blanche vs Sanguiao     
Date:   Jun 04, 2022
#R1##CL#
Rush has Hebbnesium up against the cage in a clinch. #TD#
Rush drags the fight down to the ground.
Rush is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hebbnesium wants to get up but he can't break Rush's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Rush controls Hebbnesium momentarily but Hebbnesium frees himself.
Hebbnesium wants to get up but he can't break Rush's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Rush is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rush throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Rush has a closed guard, preventing Hebbnesium from standing up. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T1##CL2#
Hebbnesium moves into the clinch.
Hebbnesium tries to land knees in the clinch but Rush avoids the damage to the body. #BC#
Rush breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hebbnesium thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Rush if he has to take too many more of those.
Rush lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Oliverium Hebbnesium is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hebbnesium avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hebbnesium throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hebbnesium misses with the body kick
and Rush counters with a two punch combo.
Hebbnesium slaps away a takedown attempt from Rush, before circling back to the center of the mat.#T2#
Rush tries to close the distance and clinch but Hebbnesium swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL#
Rush has taken the fight to the clinch. #BC#
Rush escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rush has a takedown stuffed.
Hebbnesium avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL2#
Hebbnesium fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rush, pushing him back against the cage.#TD2#
Hebbnesium pulls guard effortlessly.
Rush trying to control the position from guard on top but Hebbnesium is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SU#
Rush decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hebbnesium, up you get! #T3#
Nice sprawl there from Hebbnesium as Rush shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lush Rush. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Hebbnesium closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Rush breaks from the clinch.
Rush looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Rush fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Hebbnesium to the ground. Rush is now in Hebbnesium's guard.
Hebbnesium wants to sweep here but Rush controlling him for the moment.
Hebbnesium looking to control.
Hebbnesium doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Rush is standing up over Hebbnesium. Hebbnesium looks to escape but Rush dives into side control.
Rush lands an elbow. #T4#
Hebbnesium tries to buck Rush off but Rush is having none of it.
Hebbnesium looks winded!
Rush tries to move into full mount but can't pass Hebbnesium's legs.
Hebbnesium is being controlled here.
Hebbnesium managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Rush.
Rush is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Rush thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lush Rush dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD#
Rush gets the takedown into side control.
Rush is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hebbnesium can do to turn this around?
Hebbnesium is pushing Rush's head away, looking to escape. Rush manages to hold on to the position though.
Rush looking to control but instead Hebbnesium has slipped a leg in, to regain half guard.
Rush prevents Hebbnesium from standing back up.
Rush working over Hebbnesium with some ground and pound. Hebbnesium looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium wants to get back to full guard.
Rush works his way into side control.
Rush cracks Hebbnesium with an elbow. That is naaassty.#T1##SUB#
Rush is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Hebbnesium knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Hebbnesium sneaks back into half guard.
Hebbnesium is breathing heavily.
Rush is keen to just control but Hebbnesium is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Rush is looking for a kimura here.
Hebbnesium is not content to let Rush control the position.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SU#
Rush decides to stand and escape the position.
Hebbnesium throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rush sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A solid body kick from Rush. #T3#
Hebbnesium displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Rush. #CL#
Rush rushes Hebbnesium and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Hebbnesium working hard to break the clinch.#BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rush fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Rush tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Hebbnesium defends well and Rush ends up having to push Hebbnesium into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lush Rush. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Hebbnesium breaks the clinch.
Hebbnesium is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rush changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#T4#
Hebbnesium looks for the body kick but Rush saw that one coming. #TD#
Rush drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Hebbnesium pushes Rush off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rush gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Hebbnesium finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.#CL2#
Hebbnesium gets in close and instigates a clinch. #TD2#
Hebbnesium gets control of Rush's arms and successfully pulls guard. Hebbnesium will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Hebbnesium will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hebbnesium throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Rush stopping the sweep attempt from Hebbnesium.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Oliverium Hebbnesium will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Hebbnesium on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rush shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hebbnesium pinned against the cage. Hebbnesium gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hebbnesium wants to counter with a clinch but Rush pushes him away.
Rush stalks Hebbnesium and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hebbnesium's face. Hebbnesium staggers backwards, shaken.#TD#
Rush shoots in and bounces Hebbnesium off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Hebbnesium manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Rush looking to slow down the pace here.
Hebbnesium lands a hook to the side of the head.#TD#
Rush pulls Hebbnesium into guard.
Hebbnesium trying to control the position from guard on top but Rush is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Rush wants to sweep but no luck.
Rush working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hebbnesium.
Rush trying to keep a closed guard but Hebbnesium is proving a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rush can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Hebbnesium controls the pace.#T2##SU2#
Hebbnesium stands and steps away. Rush gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Nice body kick from Hebbnesium.#CL#
Hebbnesium tries to keep at a distance but Rush has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hebbnesium is working for takedown but Rush is calmly controlling the position for now.#TD2#
Hebbnesium decides to pull guard. #SUB2#
Hebbnesium is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Rush seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T3#
Rush trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #SU#
Rush decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hebbnesium, up you get!
Rush throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Rush shoots in looking for a takedown but Hebbnesium manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Rush's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lush Rush is winning the standup battle so far.#TD#
Rush gets a double leg takedown into Hebbnesium's guard.#SU#
Hebbnesium is working an open guard so Rush takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#TD#
Rush gets the takedown into side control. #T4#
You can see the frustration on Hebbnesium's face as Rush controls the position.
Rush has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Lush Rush overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hebbnesium is looking for a sweep.
Rush tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
You can see the frustration on Hebbnesium's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Hebbnesium is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Rush is staying active.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Lush Rush.
I think Rush has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lush Rush!

In defeat, Oliverium Hebbnesium stepped up to the mic, saying 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

Event: QFC Tournament 1102 Round 1     
Date:   Apr 30, 2022
#R1#
McCork is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hebbnesium sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hebbnesium throws a right hand that McCork ducks under and follows up with a left that McCork also avoids with ease.
Nice body kick there by Hebbnesium.
Oliverium Hebbnesium seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice leg kick from Hebbnesium, right into the meat of the thigh.
McCork fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hebbnesium manages to avoid it.
McCork avoids the head kick by Hebbnesium.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hebbnesium misses with a wild combination.
McCork drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Hebbnesium defends it well.
Hebbnesium looks for the body kick but McCork saw that one coming. #T1#
Hebbnesium looks to clinch
and McCork counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Hebbnesium tries to clinch but fails miserably #TD2#
and McCork counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hebbnesium won't be happy with that.
Hebbnesium sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
McCork is nestled in close to Hebbnesium, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Hebbnesium has hold of McCork's hands but McCork slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McCork is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #ES#
Hebbnesium manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Hebbnesium thows a body kick. McCork tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A head kick misses from Hebbnesium.
McCork appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Hebbnesium tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and McCork counters with a stiff right hand. #T2#
Hebbnesium tries to close the distance and clinch up but McCork swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McCork now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
McCork steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Hebbnesium. That one must have hurt.
Hebbnesium throws a head kick but McCork moves out of range.
McCork is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McCork manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
McCork is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Hebbnesium wants to clinch but McCork slips to the side#TD2#
so McCork counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Hebbnesium has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. McCork is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
McCork looking for a takedown. #T3##TD#
Hebbnesium jumps into guard, dragging McCork to the mat.
McCork's corner is telling him to maintain position.
McCork landing some decent shots from guard.
McCork throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hebbnesium works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McCork lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
McCork with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
McCork stands up over Hebbnesium, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McCork sitting in guard, not really doing much.
McCork landing some decent shots from guard.
McCork's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T4#
McCork postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McCork looking to sit in guard and control but Hebbnesium gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
McCork wants to stand and escape but Hebbnesium is having none of it. #ES2#
McCork kicks Hebbnesium off and gets to his feet.
Hebbnesium tries to clinch up
and McCork makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hebbnesium gets off balance looking for a body kick#TD2#
and McCork counters with a takedown into side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McCork lands a nice forearm strike.
McCork landing strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCork scoring with punches and elbows.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Oliverium Hebbnesium will probably get the nod.
That's time! Hebbnesium's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Hebbnesium tries to clinch but McCork moves away
and McCork counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hebbnesium thinking. #TD2#
McCork shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. McCork showed some decent athleticism there.

Hebbnesium kicks McCork off and gets back to his feet.
Hebbnesium is looking to clinch but McCork is avoiding it.
McCork avoids a kick to the body.
McCork avoids the head kick by Hebbnesium.
A jab from McCork does it's job there.
Hebbnesium closes the distance looking to clinch #TD2#
and McCork counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hebbnesium won't be happy with that. #T1#
Hebbnesium takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
McCork lands a nice forearm strike.
McCork blocks the strikes from Hebbnesium.
McCork looks up at the clock and then as Hebbnesium takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, McCork smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Hebbnesium is letting McCork control him for a moment.
Hebbnesium takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
McCork connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Hebbnesium some visible discomfort. #ROC2#Hebbnesium is rocked!
McCork is working Hebbnesium over with some ground and pound from side control.
Oh Hebbnesium is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#T2#
McCork working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A big shot lands for McCork! That's hurt Hebbnesium! Will he recover? McCork fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy McCork!
An out of breath and clearly excited Tommy McCork thanked Bondi MMA for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
Oliverium Hebbnesium was interviewed post fight and said 'At least I did a 360 Kickflip Double Penetration Ollie the other day........'.

 

 
 
 
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