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Event:
NYF 49: Tonioli vs Sharpe
Date: Jan 13, 2024 |
#R1#
Dickweed fails with the takedown.
Bundy doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Bundy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickweed sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dickweed wants to clinch.#CL#
Dickweed gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Dickweed tries to pull guard but Bundy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD2#
Bundy turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Bundy has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Dickweed!#SUB2#
Bundy is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Dickweed has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Dickweed keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Dickweed is breathing heavily.
Bundy lands a couple of good shots and Dickweed has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB2#
Bundy is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Dickweed knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Dickweed for a finish. #SUB2#
Bundy is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Dickweed has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Bundy has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Dickweed taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Bundy doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Al Bundy!
A very excited looking Al Bundy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
NYF 45: Adebisi vs Tonioli
Date: Dec 16, 2023 |
#R1#
Hernandez leaves Dickweed with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Hernandez swings for the body but Dickweed moves out of range.
Dickweed stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hernandez.
Hernandez wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've been hearing reports that Dickweed has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hernandez.
Hernandez lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hernandez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hernandez.
Dickweed takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hernandez connects with a solid leg kick.
Dickweed has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hernandez.
Dickweed is breathing heavily.
Hernandez misses with a head kick.
Dickweed is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hernandez.
Decent striking displayed by Hernandez there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickweed tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hernandez swivels and escapes.
Hernandez lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hernandez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
John Dickweed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hernandez moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hernandez scores with a nice right hand.
Dickweed has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hernandez.
Hernandez scoring well with a low kick there.
#T1#
Hernandez scores with a kick to the body.
Hernandez works Dickweed's body with a nice hook.
Dickweed takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Hernandez throws a quick inside leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Hernandez.
Dickweed moves out of range of the body kick from Hernandez.
Dickweed wants to clinch up but Hernandez keeps it at a distance.
Hernandez throws a shot to the body.
Angel Hernandez is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hernandez jabs at Dickweed's body.
Hernandez throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A head kick from Hernandez lands but Dickweed takes it in his stride.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice leg kick from Hernandez, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hernandez. Dickweed shrugs it off though.
Hernandez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hernandez comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hernandez lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hernandez dips to his left and cracks Dickweed with an uppercut!
Hernandez with a nice calf kick.
Good leg kick by Hernandez. #T2#
Hernandez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dickweed walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hernandez.
A nice leg kick from Hernandez, right into the meat of the thigh.
An inside leg kick lands from Hernandez.
Hernandez scores with a nice body kick.
Hernandez has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Dickweed is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Hernandez throws a leg kick which misses Dickweed's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickweed tries to avoid it.
Dickweed takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hernandez connects with a looping right hand.
Hernandez lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dickweed sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Hernandez scores with a kick to the body.
Hernandez connects with an inside leg kick.
Hernandez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hernandez lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Hernandez avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dickweed has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Hernandez.
Hernandez thuds his shin into the meat of Dickweed's side.
Hernandez jabs at Dickweed's body.
Dickweed tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.#T3#
Hernandez is looking to slow Dickweed down with leg kicks.
Dickweed on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hernandez lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dickweed's sensitive parts.
Hernandez goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hernandez lands with an uppercut that bounces Dickweed off the cage and back into range.
Hernandez scores with a hook to the body. Dickweed takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hernandez feints and then cracks Dickweed's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickweed down.
Hernandez throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nice body kick there by Hernandez.
Hernandez thumps Dickweed with a low kick.
Hernandez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Hernandez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickweed stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hernandez.
A nice leg kick from Hernandez, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hernandez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dickweed has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hernandez goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hernandez displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Dickweed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Dickweed. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Hernandez fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.#KD2#
Hernandez lands a big head kick that sends Dickweed tumbling to the mat! Hernandez takes a step backwards and waves Dickweed back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#Dickweed is rocked!
Hernandez connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oh Dickweed is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dickweed.
Hernandez ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickweed wants to stay close but Hernandez steps back to make room for something. Dickweed seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Hernandez and Dickweed drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Angel Hernandez! |
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Event:
NYF Fight Night 16
Date: Nov 24, 2023 |
#R1#
West throws a series of punches but Dickweed moves out of range.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Dickweed has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
West connects with a right hand. Dickweed shakes it off.
West misses with a head kick.
#TD2#
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dickweed throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
West looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Dickweed with a nice head shot there.
Dickweed stands up over West, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
West wants to stand but Dickweed is controlling the position.
West trying to keep a closed guard but Dickweed is proving a slippery customer.
Dickweed preventing the sweep.
Dickweed pushing down on West's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
West tries to roll over but Dickweed keeps him under control.
West punching from the bottom.
West holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
West looks like he's trying to stand up.
#T1#
Dickweed seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
West is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed thows a huge punch but West dodges it nicely.
Dickweed scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#SUB2#
Dickweed is working for a submission of some sort.
West looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dickweed scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
West misses with some strikes from the bottom.
West controlling the position well.
Dickweed working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dickweed not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dickweed slips a nice elbow through West's hands, connecting with West's forehead.
West tries to kick Dickweed off but Dickweed keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dickweed working the head and body with strikes.
West is looking for a sweep. Dickweed is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dickweed thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed West's head. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Dickweed not landing any meaningful shots this time. #ES#
West manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Dickweed keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickweed jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as West walks away with a smile on his face. Dickweed gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
West throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dickweed sees it coming and avoids it easily.
West seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Ripley West is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Dickweed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as West throws out the jab.
West throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
West throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dickweed tries to counter by closing the distance.
West tries to clinch up.
Dickweed fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dickweed looks winded!
West throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
#CL#
West closes the distance and clinches.
Dickweed fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Ripley West has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
West has a couple of punches blocked by Dickweed.
#TD2#
Dickweed jumps into guard, dragging West to the mat.
#SUB2#
Dickweed had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. West defends it easily.
Dickweed has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
West connects with a couple of short punches.
West throws a big right hand that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T4#
West is working Dickweed over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #SUB2#
Dickweed working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. West doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. West manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Dickweed throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
West postures up in Dickweed's guard and throws a big left but Dickweed blocks it.
West is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
West trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dickweed has momentary wrist control but West slips an elbow through the middle.#SUB2#
Dickweed is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. West is aware though and is defending well.
Dickweed working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from West. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for a guillotine here but West defends easily.
West in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Ripley West will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
West keeps the fight on the outside.
West throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
John Dickweed is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dickweed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
West swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
West throws a hook but Dickweed blocks it.
West scores with a three punch combo!
West throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dickweed wants to counter with a clinch but West pushes him away.
Dickweed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dickweed steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from West.
Dickweed shoots in but no luck this time.
West changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#TD2#
Dickweed closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into West's guard.
West uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
West cracks Dickweed with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dickweed is breathing heavily.
West lands a glancing blow to the side of Dickweed's head.
West scores with a jab to the body.
Nice sprawl there from West as Dickweed shoots in.
West feinted with a counter takedown.#CL#
West pushes Dickweed up against the cage in a clinch.
Dickweed tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. West smiles and moves away.
Ripley West has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.#T1#
West stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and West wants it to stay on the feet.
West appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown but West shows good takedown defense.
West cracks Dickweed with a right hand to the side of the head.
West throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dickweed throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around West's waist but West gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dickweed off to one side.
West dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
West throws a nice looking combination but Dickweed bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
West waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickweed.
West lands with a shot to the body.
Dickweed takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#CL#
West fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickweed, pushing him back against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
West lands a hook to the side of the head.
West lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
West lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short right from West on the inside.
Dickweed fails to pull guard.
West makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.#T2#
Dickweed is trying to pull guard but West turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
West tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dickweed's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for West.
West works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
West lands a body shot.
West doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
West gets through Dickweed's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickweed.
West scores with a shoulder strike.
Dickweed tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. West smiles and moves away.
Dickweed is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
West looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickweed is just out of range.
Dickweed closes this distance looking for a takedown but West circles away.
West swings and misses with a hook to the body.
West looks to throw the jab but Dickweed is out of range. #T3#
West circles away from the clinch attempt.
West throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ripley West is winning the standup battle so far.
Dickweed dives in for a single leg takedown but West sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
West pulls out of a head kick attempt.
West cracks Dickweed with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A left and a right from West both land. Nice combination.
Horrible takedown attempt by Dickweed or perhaps it was just good defense by West, which made it look bad.
Dickweed takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dickweed tries to close the distance and clinch but West swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dickweed looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A swing and a miss from West.
Dickweed steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from West.
West darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dickweed drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickweed ducks right into an uppercut from West. #T4#
West throws a hook but Dickweed avoids it easily.
West throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dickweed dives in and grabs West's left leg, looking for a takedown. West pushes down on Dickweed's head and hops out.
West drops down looking for a counter takedown but Dickweed sprawls and moves away.
Dickweed tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
West throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dickweed has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Dickweed there as he acknowledges the shot.
West throws a big shot that misses.
West throws a head kick but Dickweed moves out of range.
Dickweed fails to land the takedown.
West rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dickweed moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Dickweed slips under a jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
West waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickweed.
Dickweed steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from West.
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown but West shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
West lands with a right hand.
Dickweed shoots for a takedown but West saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ripley West dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!#R3#
Dickweed takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
West misses the jab.
Dickweed goes for a double leg but West avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as West continues to drive forward.
West cracks Dickweed with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
West jabs at Dickweed's body.
Dickweed slips a straight right by West.
Dickweed moves away from the strike by West.
West bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dickweed's head backwards.
West is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
West fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
West throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dickweed wants to counter the offense by West and move into the clinch position.
Dickweed darts in looking for a takedown but West gets double underhooks and turns Dickweed into the cage.
Dickweed shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has West pinned against the cage. West gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ripley West has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
West defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Dickweed.
West is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickweed can do to turn this around?
Dickweed shoots in looking for a takedown but West manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dickweed's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
West uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Dickweed has time to react.
Dickweed takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1##KD#
A jab-cross combination lands for West and sends Dickweed crashing to the mat! West follows him down to the mat - Dickweed regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet! #ROC#Dickweed is rocked!
West looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dickweed with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dickweed is still in real trouble! Can West finish him?
West lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Dickweed quite badly. Dickweed pulls West in close trying to recover. West postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Dickweed on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Dickweed doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ripley West!
After the fight, Ripley West was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
NYF Fight Night 14
Date: Oct 27, 2023 |
#R1#
Dickweed drops his hands momentarily and Kingston takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've been told by Kingston's head coaches at Helsinki Private Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#TD2#
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Dickweed was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Dickweed misses with the ground and pound.
Kingston struggling a bit here.
Dickweed landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Kingston tries to bench press Dickweed off him but Dickweed keeps the position. #SUB2#
Dickweed tries for a kimura but Kingston is defending well.
Dickweed working the ground and pound but Kingston is defending the strikes.
Kingston tries to bench press Dickweed off him but Dickweed keeps the position.
Dickweed tries to move into full mount but can't pass Kingston's legs.
Dickweed has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dickweed throws an elbow but Kingston slips to the side and avoids it well.
The strikes coming from Dickweed are missing the target in this wave of attacks. #T1#
Dickweed tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
You can see the frustration on Kingston's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Kingston managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Dickweed.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Kingston sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Kingston knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Kingston parries the strikes from Dickweed easily there. Dickweed is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Kingston to escape.
Dickweed throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Kingston works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Dickweed thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kingston's head. #T2#
Dickweed throwing shots but Kingston is blocking nicely.
Kingston keeping hold of Dickweed's head, controlling as best he can.
Kingston has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nice strikes from Dickweed there. #SUB2#
Dickweed seems to be working for a kimura but Kingston defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Kingston doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dickweed.
Kingston blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dickweed. #T3##SUB2#
Dickweed looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Kingston is controlling Dickweed's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Kingston blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dickweed.
Kingston avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dickweed.
Kingston avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Dickweed.
Dickweed drops an elbow to the side of Kingston's head.
Dickweed not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a kimura but Kingston is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dickweed to get the leverage. #T4#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dickweed lands a nice short elbow.
Dickweed lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Kingston keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kingston is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dickweed scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dickweed thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kingston's head.
Kingston manages to get to full guard.
Kingston seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Kingston.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kingston has momentary wrist control but Dickweed slips an elbow through the middle.
Dickweed postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kingston is pulling down on Dickweed's head to control his posture.
Dickweed postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
John Dickweed dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Dickweed shoots in but no luck this time.
Dickweed tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Kingston swivels and escapes.
An attempted straight right counter from Kingston misses the target.
Dickweed with a poor takedown
and Kingston cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mitch Kingston has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
Dickweed shoots in looking for a takedown. Kingston tries to sprawl out of it but Dickweed keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kingston manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
An attempted straight right counter from Kingston misses the target.
Kingston stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kingston wants it to stay on the feet.
Kingston getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Kingston enables Dickweed to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Kingston manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dickweed's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dickweed throwing strikes from guard but Kingston blocks nicely. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Kingston manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Dickweed has Kingston in his guard.#REVR#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Kingston avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
#T1##SUB2#
Dickweed is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kingston is aware though and is defending well.
Kingston wanted to stand there but Dickweed had control of the position. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB2#
Dickweed working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kingston doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kingston manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a triangle but Kingston pushes his legs off easily.
#SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kingston tries to free his leg and advance position but Dickweed is retaining full guard.
Kingston sitting in guard here, content to control. #SUB2#
Dickweed has an active guard here but Kingston has managed to pass into half guard.
#SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kingston pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dickweed wants to get back to full guard but Kingston has passed into side control.#T3#
Kingston wants to stand but Dickweed is controlling his arm.
Kingston gets to mount! Dickweed was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Dickweed is trying to reverse the position but instead Kingston has taken his back - oops!
Kingston controlling the position well here. Dickweed rolled but Kingston kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position.
John Dickweed has got the better of the ground game so far.
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Dickweed has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Good control from Kingston.
Dickweed tries to roll but Kingston sticks to his back.
Dickweed is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Kingston doesn't have the hooks in and Dickweed manages to turn into his guard.
#T4#
Dickweed throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Kingston works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickweed is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Kingston controlling Dickweed's posture.
Dickweed throws a strike but Kingston rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Kingston not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Dickweed working for a triangle but Kingston defends it easily.
#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kingston defends well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mitch Kingston dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Dickweed looking to score a takedown here. Kingston is defending well but Dickweed drives through and ends up in Kingston's guard.
Dickweed throws a strike but Kingston rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##SUB2#
Dickweed escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kingston gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Kingston pushing down on Dickweed's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Kingston trying to pass the guard but Dickweed defending well.
Kingston prevents Dickweed from improving his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kingston not doing much here.
Kingston wants to pass to mount but Dickweed is defending the position. #T1##SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB2#
Dickweed with the active half guard here but Kingston passes nicely into side control.
Dickweed is looking to reverse the position.
The referee asks Kingston politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Kingston prefers to stall for the moment though.
Kingston wants to stand but Dickweed has his arm trapped.
Dickweed is looking for a sweep.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dickweed takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dickweed manages to work his way to half guard, despite Kingston's best efforts.
Kingston trying to control the pace. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kingston pulls his head out easily.
Kingston is figuring out what he wants to do next.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#T3#
Kingston is looking to advance position but Dickweed won't allow it. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Dickweed has his takedown stuffed
and Kingston counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dickweed misses with a takedown
enabling Kingston to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#It looks like John Dickweed has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Dickweed.
Kingston misses with a straight right.
The fighters circling - Kingston throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T4#
Kingston throws a big shot that misses.
Dickweed slips under a jab from Kingston.
Dickweed with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kingston counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mitch Kingston has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
A swing and a miss from Kingston.
Dickweed shoots for a takedown but Kingston saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
No luck for Dickweed with that takedown attempt.
Kingston was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dickweed goes for a double leg but Kingston avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kingston continues to drive forward.
Dickweed looks for a takedown but Kingston sprawls well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Dickweed.
Dickweed with a poor takedown
and Kingston counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD#
Kingston drops Dickweed with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Dickweed looks back up at him and smiles so Kingston waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mitch Kingston showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Kingston has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mitch Kingston!
Our winner, Mitch Kingston, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 06, 2023 |
#R1#
Dickweed displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ding Dong.
Ding Dong fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#TD2#
Dickweed changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Ding Dong looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Ding Dong takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Dickweed misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Dickweed connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Ding Dong some visible discomfort.
Dickweed cracks Ding Dong with a big elbow.
Dickweed throws a strike aimed at the side of Ding Dong's head but Ding Dong avoids it well.#SUB2#
Dickweed tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SUB2#
Dickweed in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Ding Dong is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). John Dickweed!
Ding Ding Dong spoke after the fight, saying '"Everybody out there know I beat him, I controlled the fight, he was missing, I hit him plenty more times. I beat him.Let me talk something... I want to thank the whole hood who came out here. I love y'all. I did this for the hood, you know I beat that boy.'. |
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Event:
TOF 28
Date: Aug 06, 2023 |
#R1#
Dickweed ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dickweed slips a jab from Cloud.
Cloud just misses with a punch to the body.
Cloud throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dickweed steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cloud.
John Dickweed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dickweed tries for a takedown but Cloud circles away easily
and Cloud counters with a nice uppercut.
Dickweed tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cloud defends well and Dickweed ends up having to push Cloud into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Dickweed staying out of range there.
Dickweed tests Cloud's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CL2#
Dickweed moves into the clinch.
Dickweed jumps guard but Cloud turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Robby Cloud has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cloud creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dickweed jumps guard but Cloud turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Cloud lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cloud lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dickweed.#BC#
Cloud escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cloud but Cloud pushes him off and we're back to square one.#T1#
Dickweed fails with the takedown
and Cloud counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Dickweed looks winded!
Dickweed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Cloud connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dickweed has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cloud finds it's way round the side to connect with Dickweed's head.
Dickweed tries to clinch
and Cloud counters with a left to the body.
Cloud lands a nice looking body shot.
Cloud scores with the left hand. Dickweed knows he should have avoided that one.
Dickweed circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Cloud. Dickweed falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Cloud!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Robby Cloud! |
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Event:
TOF 22
Date: Jul 02, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
Hardy drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Dickweed tries to improve position but can't.
Hardy lands a nice forearm strike.
Hardy controls the position.
Hardy wants to control but Dickweed is keeping him busy.
Hardy lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Dickweed down.
Dickweed on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Dickweed is looking to regain half guard here but Hardy keeps moving and retains side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hardy is chipping away with strikes.
Hardy trying to control the action but Dickweed is working from the bottom.
Hardy is working Dickweed over with some ground and pound from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard.
Dickweed takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hardy working the ground and pound.
Hardy working the body and head with strikes.
Dickweed prevents Hardy from improving position. #T1#
Dickweed is working to avoid the ground and pound but Hardy connects with a decent elbow.
Hardy controlling the position.
Dickweed looks to move to half guard but instead Hardy has passed into mount! Damn!
Hardy landing punches.
Dickweed is squirming around, avoiding Hardy's attempts to control the action.
Hardy putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Hardy looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
#ROC2#Dickweed is rocked!
Hardy looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Dickweed covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oliver Hardy!
Oliver Hardy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
TOF 18
Date: Jun 04, 2023 |
#R1#
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Mohan connects with a nice looking jab.
#TD2#
Dickweed scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Dickweed lands a decent elbow from side control.
Mohan wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Mohan takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Mohan wants to get back to his feet.
Dickweed working the head and body with strikes.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mohan is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Dickweed asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Dickweed in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #T1#
Dickweed in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #ROC2#Mohan is rocked!
Dickweed in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Oh Mohan is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Mohan is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dickweed prevents Mohan from escaping the position.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to get an arm triangle but Mohan is defending well.
A big shot lands for Dickweed! That's hurt Mohan! Will he recover? Dickweed fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Dickweed! |
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Event:
TOF 13
Date: Apr 30, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
Combs gets a double leg takedown into Dickweed's guard.
Combs slips nicely into half guard.#SUB#
Dickweed actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Combs is looking to take a break and control but Dickweed is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Combs takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.#SUB2#
Combs is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Dickweed has managed to free his arm - good work.
Dickweed wants to improve his position but Combs is controlling well.
Combs lands with a punch from half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Dickweed looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Combs seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB#
Dickweed looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1##SUB#
Dickweed looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Combs is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dickweed doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Combs.
Combs is looking to take a break and control but Dickweed is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Combs is controlling the pace.
#SUB2#
Combs is working for a kimura but Dickweed is defending it quite comfortably.
Combs is trying to control. Dickweed wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Combs working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #SUB#
Dickweed with the active half guard here but Combs passes nicely into side control.#SUB2#
Combs in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Dickweed is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Timothy Combs!
After the fight, Timothy Combs was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
TOF 9
Date: Apr 02, 2023 |
#R1#
Dickweed has his takedown stuffed
and Goodson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab from Goodson.
Dickweed has his takedown stuffed
and Goodson counters with a nice body shot. #TD2#
Dickweed throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Goodson was covering up waiting for the punch and Dickweed finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Goodson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dickweed on the ground.
Dickweed throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dickweed accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dickweed throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Goodson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dickweed postures up in Goodson's guard and throws a big left but Goodson blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickweed throws a big right hand that misses.
Goodson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dickweed throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Goodson works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dickweed jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #T1#
Dickweed with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dickweed throwing strikes but missing.
Goodson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dickweed is one step ahead there.
Goodson is pulling down on Dickweed's head to control his posture.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickweed loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dickweed working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Goodson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dickweed throws a big elbow that misses.
Goodson is trying to keep Dickweed in close.
Goodson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T2#
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed advances to half guard.
Dickweed missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Goodson is positioning himself well to prevent Dickweed advancing to mount.
Dickweed has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dickweed throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dickweed connects with a nice short shot to Goodson's temple.
Goodson wants to get back to his feet.
Dickweed seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Dickweed throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dickweed takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but Goodson defending well.
Goodson trying to control from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dickweed working Goodson over with strikes. #T3#
Goodson is looking to improve his position.
Dickweed missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Goodson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dickweed scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dickweed is nestled in close to Goodson, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Dickweed wants to pass to mount but Goodson is defending the position.
Dickweed drops an elbow to the side of Goodson's head.
Dickweed looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Goodson taking some punishment here, with Dickweed in his half guard. #ROC2#Goodson is rocked!
Dickweed lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Goodson! More strikes land and this one is all over! Dickweed jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Dickweed!
Aaron Goodson was interviewed post fight and said 'You damn wrastlers...'. |
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Event:
WFC 25: Hulk vs Dude
Date: Jan 28, 2023 |
#R1##TD#
McIntyre gets caught napping as Dickweed dives in and scores a takedown. McIntyre manages to retain guard.
Dickweed postures up and lands a big shot to McIntyre's brow.
Dickweed postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dickweed postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dickweed content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dickweed connects with a couple of short punches.
McIntyre looks winded!
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dickweed's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #ROC#McIntyre is rocked!#SUB#
Dickweed drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Dickweed seems to have locked his on tight now - McIntyre screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Dickweed, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). John Dickweed! |
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Event:
WFC 21: Brunson vs Smith
Date: Dec 31, 2022 |
#R1#
Dickweed tries to clinch up.
It looked like Christ wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice uppercut there from Christ.
A big left from Christ misses. #TD2#
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a kimura here.
Christ looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dickweed is pressing down on Christ's thigh, looking to free his foot. Christ is holding on for now. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Christ is just riding it out for now. Dickweed eventually gives up the hold.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickweed stops Christ from getting back to his feet.
#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Christ doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dickweed.
Christ's coaches at Zero Tolerance have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T1#
Christ is trying to stand up here but Dickweed is controlling him well. #SUB2#
Dickweed is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Christ sees it coming and defends easily.
Christ is looking to escape.#SUB2#
Dickweed is actively looking for submissions here but good counter grappling here from Christ as he works his way to full guard.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dickweed jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Christ wants to stand up but Dickweed is controlling him. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dickweed looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Christ wants to get back to his feet but Dickweed is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #ES#
Christ pushes Dickweed off and gets back to his feet.
Christ lands a glancing blow to the side of Dickweed's head.#T3#
Dickweed shoots in but no luck this time.
Christ lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dickweed at a distance.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Dickweed.
Christ stalks Dickweed and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dickweed's face. Dickweed staggers backwards, shaken.
Christ waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickweed.
Christ scores with a nice head shot.
Dickweed wants to clinch
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Christ lands with a nice body punch.
John Dickweed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christ misses with a looping left.
Christ stuffs the takedown.
Jabba Christ has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.#TD2#
Dickweed shoots in and bounces Christ off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Christ wants to get back to his feet but Dickweed is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #T4##SUB2#
Dickweed thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dickweed won't allow Christ to get back to his feet. #ES#
Christ pushes Dickweed off and gets back to his feet.
Dickweed shoots in for a double leg but Christ sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A swing and a miss from Dickweed.
Dickweed shoots and misses
and Christ counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jab, jab by Christ - just one landing. #TD2#
Dickweed closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Christ quickly recovers to half guard.
Christ tries to kick Dickweed off but Dickweed keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Christ doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dickweed.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#ES#
Christ has one foot on Dickweed's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jabba Christ dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Dickweed tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Christ swivels and escapes.
Christ is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickweed.
Dickweed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Christ.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Christ, as that shot connected.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Christ here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.#TD2#
Dickweed darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Christ has one foot on Dickweed's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Christ scores with a jab. Dickweed acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickweed shoots in for a double leg but Christ sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Christ is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dickweed shoots in but Christ avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jabba Christ has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
Christ throws a hook to the side of Dickweed's head but Dickweed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#TD2#
Dickweed is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Christ's half guard.
Christ tries to kick Dickweed off but Dickweed keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work for a kimura but Christ is defending well.
Christ looks like he's trying to stand up.
#T1##SUB2#
Dickweed is working for a kimura but Christ is defending it quite comfortably.
Christ is trying to stand up here but Dickweed is controlling him well. #SUB2#
Dickweed is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a kimura but Christ is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Dickweed to get the leverage.
Christ is looking to escape.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to work for a kimura but Christ is defending well.
#SUB2#
Dickweed wants to work for an arm triangle but Christ is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dickweed prevents Christ from standing back up.
John Dickweed has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Dickweed is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB2#
Dickweed is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Christ sees it coming and defends easily.
Christ tries to kick Dickweed off but Dickweed keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Christ trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Dickweed.
Christ wants to get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Christ is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Dickweed wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Christ, who protects the arm well. #T3#
Dickweed prevents Christ from escaping the position.
Christ is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickweed can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Christ knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Dickweed wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Christ, who protects the arm well. #SUB2#
Dickweed tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dickweed has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Christ knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Christ knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Christ is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Christ is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Christ wants to get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Dickweed is trying to get an arm triangle but Christ is defending well. #ES#
Christ bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Dickweed shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Christ counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fighters circle momentarily. Christ darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dickweed throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Christ's waist but Christ gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dickweed off to one side.
Christ went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Christ scores with a hook.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jabba Christ dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Christ lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Christ.
Christ stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Christ wants it to stay on the feet.
Christ slaps away a takedown attempt from Dickweed, before circling back to the center of the mat.
A big left from Christ misses.
Dickweed shoots for a takedown but Christ saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jabba Christ has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Dickweed.
Christ stalks Dickweed and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dickweed's face. Dickweed staggers backwards, shaken.#TD2#
Dickweed scores with a takedown into Christ's guard.
Christ wants to stand up but Dickweed is controlling him. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back looking for a leg! Christ is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Christ manages to kick Dickweed off! Dickweed jumps back into Christ's guard.
Dickweed looking to pass the guard.
Dickweed won't allow Christ to get back to his feet. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back looking for a leg! Christ is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Christ manages to kick Dickweed off! Dickweed jumps back into Christ's guard. #T1#
Christ is looking to stand up but Dickweed isn't so interested in that idea. #SUB2#
Dickweed drops back looking for a leg! Christ is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Christ manages to kick Dickweed off! Dickweed jumps back into Christ's guard. #SUB2#
Dickweed is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Christ is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Christ has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Dickweed has a closed guard, preventing Christ from standing up. #SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Christ defends well.
Christ wants to stand but Dickweed is controlling his posture from full guard. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Dickweed had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Christ defends it easily.
Christ trying to stand up but can't free himself from Dickweed's guard.#SUB2#
Dickweed is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Christ defends well.#SUB2#
Christ got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dickweed has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Christ has managed to get both his arms back between Dickweed's legs - danger averted.
Christ wanted to stand there but Dickweed had control of the position. #SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB2#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SU#
Christ decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Dickweed, up you get! #T3#
Dickweed closes the distance and clinches up with Christ, looking for a takedown. Dickweed pushes Christ against the cage but Christ circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Dickweed fails with the takedown.
Dickweed takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dickweed gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Christ counters with a nice uppercut.
Dickweed closes the distance and clinches up with Christ, looking for a takedown. Dickweed pushes Christ against the cage but Christ circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Christ circles away from the clinch attempt.
A jab lands there for Christ.
Christ shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Dickweed eats them both and turns towards Christ to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
John Dickweed is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Christ misses with an uppercut. Dickweed saw that one coming.
Dickweed wants to counter with a clinch but Christ pushes him away.
Jabba Christ is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Christ works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#TD2#
Dickweed darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#ES#
Christ manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Dickweed keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Dickweed is trying to pull guard but Christ turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Christ fails to land. #T4#
Dickweed jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Christ walks away with a smile on his face. Dickweed gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
A jab from Christ finds it's way through Dickweed's defenses.
Christ throws a lazy right hand but Dickweed sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Christ leaves Dickweed with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dickweed on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Christ scores with a shot to the body.
Jabba Christ is winning the standup battle so far.
Christ punishes Dickweed's body with a nice straight punch.
John Dickweed has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Christ's jab looks to have found its range, popping Dickweed under the eye.
Christ lands with a right hand.
Dickweed has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Christ darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A big left from Christ misses.
Dickweed tries for a takedown but Christ sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Christ as he avoids it easily.
Dickweed gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Christ cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jabba Christ showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Christ, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jabba Christ!
An out of breath Jabba Christ thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
WFC 12: Khaledi vs. Rogers
Date: Oct 29, 2022 |
#R1#
Dickweed shoots in for a takedown but Hulk shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#TD2#
Hulk shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dickweed's guard.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#SUB#
Dickweed has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Hulk can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SU2#
Hulk stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD2#
Dickweed gets caught flat footed, as Hulk shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Dickweed looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Hulk has picked Dickweed up and slammed him! Dickweed can't keep hold of the triangle and Hulk manages to pass to side control!#SUB2#
Hulk is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Dickweed is trying to escape and Hulk transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Dickweed is forced to tap! Nice work there by Hulk! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Iranian Hulk! |
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Event:
TWGC 37 (265+lbs, D4): Amsterdam Qualifier - Round 1
Date: Aug 19, 2022 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; John Dickweed! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Tim Smooth!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Daniel Blasius and Wagner Zegers.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD2#
Smooth darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Dickweed (0) vs (2) Smooth#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Smooth wants to free his trapped foot but Dickweed is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Smooth is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smooth keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Smooth tries to pass the half guard into mount. Dickweed knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt. #SUB#
Dickweed looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#T1#
Smooth is looking to advance position but Dickweed won't allow it. #SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.
Dickweed tries to roll over but Smooth keeps him under control.
Smooth performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T2#
Smooth not doing much here.
#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.
Smooth looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SUB#
Dickweed has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Smooth escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Smooth! Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (0) vs (5) Smooth
Dickweed tries to buck Smooth off but Smooth is having none of it.
Dickweed is letting Smooth control him for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like Smooth might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T3#
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Smooth's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Dickweed might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Smooth is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Dickweed is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Smooth pulls his head out easily.
Smooth seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T4##SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Dickweed is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Smooth pulls his head out easily.
Smooth moves nicely into side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (0) vs (8) Smooth
Smooth gets to mount! Dickweed was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly. Score +2 for reaching mount: Dickweed (0) vs (10) Smooth
Dickweed working to try and regain half guard.
Dickweed is trying to reverse the position but instead Smooth has taken his back - oops! Score +3 for taking back: Dickweed (0) vs (13) Smooth#T5#
Dickweed is trying to break free.
Dickweed is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Smooth is continuing to stall.
Dickweed is really stuck here.
Smooth really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Dickweed.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T6#
Dickweed tries to roll but Smooth sticks to his back.
Smooth biding his time, controlling Dickweed.
Dickweed tries to roll but Smooth sticks to his back.
#T7#
Smooth is trying to stick to Dickweed's back but Dickweed is turning into Smooth. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Smooth's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Dickweed. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (13) Smooth
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB#
Dickweed is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Smooth is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Smooth has escaped and now he's on top! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Dickweed (2) vs (15) Smooth#SUB#
Dickweed working for submissions but it's allowed Smooth to get to half guard.
#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Smooth performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Smooth's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Smooth passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (18) Smooth#T8#
Dickweed is trying to get back to half guard.
Dickweed manages to get one leg in to regain half guard. #SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dickweed is breathing heavily.#SUB#
Smooth moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Dickweed. Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (21) Smooth
Dickweed tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Smooth has knee on belly and moves into mount. Score +2 for reaching mount: Dickweed (2) vs (23) Smooth#T9#
Smooth prevents Dickweed from getting the reversal.
Dickweed is working hard here to advance position.
Smooth moves to the back. Score +3 for taking back: Dickweed (2) vs (26) Smooth
Dickweed tries to escape the position.
Smooth just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.
Smooth has the hooks in. Dickweed is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
Smooth is riding his opponent, not letting Dickweed buck him off.
Dickweed is really stuck here.
Dickweed is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
#T10#
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Smooth controlling the positon.#T11#
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Smooth is riding his opponent, not letting Dickweed buck him off. #SUB2#
Dickweed defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Smooth's arms.
Smooth controlling well, preventing Dickweed from escaping the position.
Smooth biding his time, controlling Dickweed.
Smooth keeps control of the position as Dickweed tries to break free.
#T12##SUB2#
Dickweed is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Smooth gets his way!
Dickweed is trying to break free.
Smooth is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish. #SUB2#
Smooth is persistently looking for the submission but Dickweed is defending it well.
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Dickweed is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Smooth.
You can see the frustration on Dickweed's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
#T13#
Dickweed tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Dickweed slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions off his back.
Smooth tries to pass to full mount but Dickweed defends it.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
#SUB#
Dickweed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Dickweed is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Smooth pulls his head out easily. #T14#
Smooth moves into full mount! Dickweed won't be happy about that! Score +3 for passing guard: Dickweed (2) vs (29) Smooth
Smooth controlling the pace for now.
Dickweed is trying desperately to improve position.
Dickweed looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back! Score +3 for taking back: Dickweed (2) vs (32) Smooth
Smooth controlling well, preventing Dickweed from escaping the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that's the end of the fight!
Smooth wins on points by 32 to 2. |
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