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Event:
SSD 8
Date: Oct 22, 2022 |
#R1#
Machine darts in looking for a takedown but Cartwright gets double underhooks and turns Machine into the cage.
Machine has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Cartwright after a bit of a struggle.
Machine misses with a hook from the clinch.
Machine drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cartwright pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tickle Machine. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cartwright ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartwright throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Machine stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Machine tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Cartwright swivels and escapes.
Cartwright tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Machine takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
#CUT2#It looks like Tickle Machine has been cut.
Machine is breathing heavily.
Machine throws a right hand that misses
and Cartwright counters with a crisp right that sends Machine to the canvas! Cartwright follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Conrad Cartwright! |
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Event:
SSD 2
Date: Sep 10, 2022 |
#R1##TD#
Machine shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Machine was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!#SUB#
Machine is trying to get an arm triangle but Taunus is defending well.
Taunus takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
#SUB#
Machine tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Machine lands an elbow.
Machine throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Machine happy to just control the position for now.
Machine working away.
Machine working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
#T1#
Taunus dodges the ground and pound from Machine.
Machine cracks Taunus with a big right hand but Taunus just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Taunus really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Machine. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Taunus tries to bench press Machine off him but Machine keeps the position.
Machine has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Machine scoring with strikes but Taunus is staying in there.
Machine lands a nice shot to the head. #ROC#Taunus is rocked!#SUB#
Taunus is flailing around, obviously not happy about being mounted. Machine locks hold of one of his arms and spins for an armbar. He's got it! Taunus is forced to tap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tickle Machine!
A less than humble Tickle Machine misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 15, 2022 |
#R1#
Machine misses with a looping right.
George lands a jab.
Machine closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
George scores with a jab to the body.
A lazy left from George finds it's target.
A jab from George finds it's way through Machine's defenses.
George ducks under a wild hook from Machine.
George is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
George stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Machine misses with a hook.
George digs a good body shot into Machine's ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#KD2#
George cracks Machine with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Machine looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can George finish him?
#ROC2#Machine is rocked!
Machine is breathing heavily.
George moves in close and cracks Machine with a massive right hand! Machine, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by George!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). George George! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 09, 2022 |
#R1#
Machine looks for a takedown but Unimanus sprawls well.
A left and a right from Unimanus both land. Nice combination.
Unimanus digs a good hook to Machine's body.
Unimanus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Machine shoots in for a double leg but Unimanus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Machine misses the jab.
Unimanus misses with a wild combination.
#TD#
Machine gets a takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machine not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Unimanus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Unimanus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. #T1#
Machine missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Unimanus is looking to control Machine's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Unimanus avoid being mounted?
Machine throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Unimanus felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Machine wants to free his trapped foot but Unimanus is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Unimanus flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Machine looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Unimanus with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Unimanus has eaten all the pies!
Unimanus on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Machine tries to pass to full mount but Unimanus defends it.
Machine lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears. #SUB#
Machine is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Machine slips a nice elbow through Unimanus's hands, connecting with Unimanus's forehead.
Unimanus is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Machine scores with a couple of nice shots.
Unimanus is not content to let Machine control the position.
Machine throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #SUB#
Machine is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Unimanus doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Machine.
Machine winds up and cracks Unimanus with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #T3#
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Machine wants to pass to mount but Unimanus is defending the position. #SUB#
Machine is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Unimanus sees it coming and defends easily.
Unimanus tries to roll over but Machine keeps him under control.
Machine wants to take a breather but Unimanus is having none of it.
Unimanus is looking to improve his position.
Unimanus keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Unimanus is staying active underneath Machine, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Unimanus has hold of Machine's hands but Machine slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Machine seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Unimanus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Machine.
Machine is keen to just control but Unimanus is a slippery customer.
Machine has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Machine slips a nice elbow through Unimanus's hands, connecting with Unimanus's forehead.
Machine passes to full mount!
Unimanus tries to lock up and control but Machine gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Machine looking to control and managing it successfully.
Machine lands a big elbow.
Machine controlling from mount.
Machine looking to finish Unimanus with some ground and pound. This is bad for Unimanus!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Tickle Machine dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Unimanus scores with a jab to the body.
Unimanus defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Machine.
Machine shoots for a double leg takedown but Unimanus sprawls well. He's pushed Machine's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Unimanus scores with a body shot.
#TD#
Machine shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Unimanus's guard.
Machine is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Unimanus working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Machine.
Machine postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Machine trying to control the position from guard on top but Unimanus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Machine sitting in guard, not really doing much.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machine throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Unimanus works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T1#
Unimanus controls Machine momentarily but Machine frees himself.
Machine works over Unimanus with some ground and pound from guard.
Unimanus wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #SUB#
Machine drops back, looking for a kneebar! Unimanus looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Unimanus looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Unimanus! #REVB#
Machine is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Unimanus off and has taken his back!#SUB#
Unimanus showing good submission defense here.
#SUB#
Machine has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Machine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Unimanus can do to turn this around?#T2#
Unimanus covering up well and avoiding damage.
Unimanus wants to get back to his feet.
Unimanus looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Machine keeps control of the position as Unimanus tries to break free.
Machine not allowing Unimanus to control his hands. #T3#
Machine is punishing Unimanus with some ground and pound.
Machine cracks Unimanus with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Unimanus from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
#SUB#
Machine is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
#SUB#
Machine looking to break Unimanus's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Unimanus remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Machine will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!#SUB#
Machine patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB#
Machine tightening his grip on Unimanus, looking for the choke.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Unimanus just trying to survive but Machine is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Machine is riding his opponent, not letting Unimanus buck him off. #T4##SUB#
Machine looking for the choke but no joy. #SUB#
Machine is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
#SUB#
Machine working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Unimanus is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Machine has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Unimanus taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Tickle Machine!
In his post fight interview, Tickle Machine started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 06, 2022 |
#R1#
Adams misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Machine half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#TD#
Machine closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Adams's guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Adams manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Machine is pressed up against the cage. Adams has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Machine down to the mat. Machine avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #TD#
Machine bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Adams is pushing Machine's head away, looking to escape. Machine manages to hold on to the position though.
Machine cracks Adams with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Adams takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Adams has eaten all the pies!
Machine staying calm.
Adams on the wrong end of some ground and pound. #T1#
A big shot lands for Machine! That's hurt Adams! Will he recover? Machine fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tickle Machine! |
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