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Event:
HFC 96: Chai vs Harris
Date: Aug 26, 2023 |
#R1#
Tagaloa scores with a body shot.
Kafka thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kafka throws an off balance right hand
and Tagaloa counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CUT2#It looks like Dude Kafka has been cut.
Tagaloa throws a jab when Kafka was well out of range.
Tagaloa swings for the body but Kafka moves out of range.
Tagaloa's coach down at Combat Wombat Burrow was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Tagaloa's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Tagaloa slips under a jab.
Tagaloa lands a right hook to the body.
Kafka moves away from the strike by Tagaloa.
Tagaloa uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kafka.
Kafka moves out of range of the strikes.
Kafka tests Tagaloa's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tagaloa ducks under a wild hook from Kafka.
A big right from Kafka misses.
Kafka misses with a jab to the body
and Tagaloa counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kafka moves out of range as Tagaloa strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tagaloa throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Kafka to counter with a crisp jab.
Kafka lands with a hook. Tagaloa tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Tagaloa misses with a looping right.#T1#
Kafka throws an off balance right hand
and Tagaloa counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Kafka misses its intended target.
Tagaloa misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kafka.
Tagaloa misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kafka counters with a three punch combo that has Tagaloa backing up. Tagaloa nods at Kafka to acknowledge the strikes.
Tagaloa scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tagaloa cracks a nice hook into Kafka's ribs.
Kafka misses with an uppercut
and Tagaloa counters with a left to the body.
Kafka is breathing heavily.
Tagaloa paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Tagaloa misses with a straight left.
Kafka tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tagaloa was well out of range. Poor timing from Kafka.
Tagaloa looks to score with a jab to the body but Kafka is just out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kafka scores with the left hand. Tagaloa knows he should have avoided that one.
Kafka scores with a hook.
Kafka looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Kafka ducks under a wild hook from Tagaloa.
Kafka throws a series of punches but Tagaloa avoids them all with ease.
Tagaloa throws a right hand that misses
and Tagaloa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T2#
Tagaloa slips under a jab from Kafka.
Tagaloa uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kafka has time to react.#CUT2#Dude Kafka's cut is getting worse.
Tagaloa scores with a body shot.
Tagaloa throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kafka ducks under a wild hook from Tagaloa.
Tagaloa scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kafka doesn't seem bothered though.
Kafka with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Tagaloa to score with a decent uppercut.
Kafka throws a body punch but Tagaloa moves out of range.
Tagaloa throws a hook but Kafka avoids it easily.
Kafka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tagaloa.
Tagaloa cracks Kafka with an open hand slap.
Kafka throws a big shot that misses.
Kafka throws a poor cross that misses
letting Tagaloa counter with a right hand. #CUT2#Dude Kafka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kafka throws a big shot that misses.
Decent striking displayed by Tagaloa there.
A jab from Tagaloa misses. #T3#
Tagaloa works Kafka's body with a nice hook.
Kafka slips under a jab.
Kafka throws a one two combo.
Tagaloa misses with an uppercut. Kafka saw that one coming.
A counter left hand to the body from Kafka misses its target.
Tagaloa digs a good hook to Kafka's body.
Tagaloa uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kafka has time to react.
Kafka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Tagaloa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tagaloa scores with a nice head shot.#CUT2#Jeez, Dude Kafka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Tagaloa misses with a jab, cross combination.
Tagaloa throws a combination that misses
and Kafka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Tomasi Tagaloa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tagaloa throws a body shot but no joy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kafka takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kafka takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dude Kafka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tomasi Tagaloa!
Tomasi Tagaloa thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
AVKT 25: Reigning Fire
Date: Jun 03, 2023 |
#R1#
Kafka throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Wong on the side of the head. #CUT#It looks like King Wong has been cut.
Kafka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wong slips under a jab from Kafka.
Kafka misses with the combination.
A countering left hand to the body from Wong misses.#KD#
Kafka sends Wong crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Kafka is motioning to the referee to let Wong up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#Wong is rocked!
Kafka cracks Wong with a left hook right on the temple and Wong goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Kafka lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Wong is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude Kafka!
Dude Kafka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
Cobra Kai: No Mercy 10
Date: May 13, 2023 |
#R1#
Kafka throws a body shot but no joy. #KD#
Kafka drops McQuirk with a beautiful combination! McQuirk stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kafka is looking for the KO!#CUT#It looks like Jerk McQuirk has been cut.
A combination from McQuirk does no damage.
Some wild striking there from McQuirk.
Kafka displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McQuirk throws out the jab.
Kafka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McQuirk throws a series of punches but Kafka moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McQuirk throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kafka counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.#KD#
Kafka cracks McQuirk with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McQuirk looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Kafka finish him?
#ROC#McQuirk is rocked!
Kafka knocks out McQuirk with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Kafka before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Kafka picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude Kafka!
Dude Kafka seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
AVKT 20: Brutal Explosion
Date: Apr 29, 2023 |
#R1##TD2#
Nasty throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Kafka tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Nasty is in Kafka's guard.
Nasty has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Stormcrow Centre. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Nasty is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Kafka trying to control the position.
Nasty landing with the ground and pound.
Kafka knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nasty on the ground.
Nasty is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kafka is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Nasty content to stall in guard here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasty pushing down on Kafka's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #T1#
Nasty looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#CUT2#It looks like Dude Kafka has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nasty scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nasty drops an elbow to the side of Kafka's head.
Nasty seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Nasty drops an elbow to the side of Kafka's head. #CUT2#Dude Kafka's cut is getting worse.
Kafka is trying to maintain the position but Nasty is very close to passing his half guard.
Kafka taking some punishment here, with Nasty in his half guard.
Nasty scoring with strikes to the body and head. #CUT2#Dude Kafka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kafka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nasty looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T2#
Nasty moves nicely into side control.
Nasty is chipping away with strikes.
#CUT2#Jeez, Dude Kafka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dude Kafka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Thug Nasty! |
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Event:
AVKT 6: Hanma - Castiana
Date: Jan 14, 2023 |
#R1#
Walken avoids the body shot from Kafka.
Walken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kafka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Walken drops his hands momentarily and Kafka takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Alex Walken has been cut.
Walken keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kafka.
Kafka misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kafka scores with a decent looking hook.
Kafka looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kafka walks into a left hand. #CUT#It looks like Dude Kafka has been cut.
Walken throws out a loose jab but Kafka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kafka let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Kafka throws an off balance right hand
and Walken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kafka thinking.
Kafka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Walken.
Walken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kafka.
Walken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Kafka throws a hook but Walken blocks it.
Kafka throws a hook but Walken blocks it.
Walken takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T1#
Kafka misses with a hook
and Walken finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Kafka scores with a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Walken.
Walken keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kafka walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Walken drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Kafka swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Walken's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude Kafka! |
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Event:
AVKT 4: New Year’s Smash-Up
Date: Dec 31, 2022 |
#R1#
Kafka scores with a jab to the jaw.
Frankenstein throws a jab but it's blocked by Kafka.
Kafka slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kafka misses with a shot to the body
and Frankenstein counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT2#It looks like Dude Kafka has been cut.
Frankenstein steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kafka.
Frankenstein walks into a straight right hand from Kafka.
Kafka missing with a left hand there. Frankenstein was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slow jab from Frankenstein misses its intended target.
Frankenstein looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Frankenstein rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kafka moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kafka is looking for a counter combo.
Kafka lands a nice hook to Frankenstein's body. Frankenstein takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Frankenstein misses with a hook. Kafka ducked under it nicely.
Frankenstein takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kafka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kafka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kafka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Kafka keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kafka jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Frankenstein misses with a straight left.
Kafka misses with a straight left. #T1#
Kafka throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Frankenstein.
Kafka misses with a hook.
Frankenstein misses with a left hand
and Kafka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Frankenstein moves out of range as Kafka strikes.
Frankenstein waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kafka.
Nice cross by Kafka.
Kafka drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Frankenstein right on the button. Frankenstein goes down! Kafka follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Kafka gets the win via TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dude Kafka! |
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Event:
AVKT 2: Blue - Walken
Date: Dec 03, 2022 |
#R1#
Kafka misses with a double jab
and Halme counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Kafka lands a right hook to the body.
Kafka stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Dude Kafka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kafka knocks out Halme with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Kafka before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Kafka picks up the big W with a huge KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dude Kafka!
Tony Halme was interviewed post fight and said 'just a bad dream.. no way I could lose.. Open your eyes.'. |
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