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Event: HRL72     
Date:   Mar 23, 2024
#R1##TD#
Salad gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Sidorov trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Salad wants to stand and escape but Sidorov is having none of it.
Sidorov pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Salad is keeping the position for now.
Sidorov controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Sidorov seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Salad for as long as he can get away with.
Sidorov has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
We've been hearing that Sidorov has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Sidorov continues to stall.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Sidorov swats away the attempt to clinch by Salad.#T1##TD#
Sidorov is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Salad's half guard.
Salad is trying to stand back up but Sidorov is controlling him
Sidorov working the head and body with strikes.
Sidorov with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Sidorov's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Further stalling from Sidorov.
Salad is trying to stand back up but Sidorov is controlling him #T2#
Salad is staying active underneath Sidorov, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Well, if Sidorov is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Sidorov dives in and scores a takedown into Salad's guard.
Sidorov pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Salad is keeping the position for now.
Salad working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Sidorov. #T3#
Sidorov stops Salad from standing up.
Sidorov controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Sidorov stands and throws Salad's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Sidorov is staying tight to Salad's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Sidorov working the ground and pound.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Salad wants to get back to his feet but Sidorov drags him back down.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Salad is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Sidorov landing a few strikes.
Sidorov trying to control the action but Salad is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Salad wants to get back to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ivan Sidorov dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##TD#
Sidorov shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Sidorov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Salad swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Sidorov sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Salad's guard.
Salad is in trouble now - Sidorov has advanced to mount!
Sidorov controlling from mount.
Salad is trying to stand.
Salad felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidorov looking to control and managing it successfully.
Sidorov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Salad can do to turn this around?#T1#
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Sidorov cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Ivan Sidorov overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Sidorov controlling from the full mount.
Salad is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Sidorov lands a heavy elbow.
Sidorov raining down shots from the mount!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Salad can do anything to dispel that myth.
Sidorov looking to control and managing it successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Sidorov pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Sidorov controlling from the full mount.
Sidorov can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Salad is looking to escape.
Salad is trying to stand up.
Sidorov has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Salad's face.
BOOM! Sidorov connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Sidorov tries to control but Salad wriggling away. #T3#
Sidorov controlling from mount.
Sidorov landing strikes from the mount and Salad is in trouble!
BOOM! Sidorov connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Salad is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Sidorov content just to control the position here.
Sidorov trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Salad is bucking up trying to escape but Sidorov cracks him with another couple of good strikes.#T4#
Sidorov sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Salad is squirming around, avoiding Sidorov's attempts to control the action.
Salad trying desperately to get to his feet.
Sidorov sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ivan Sidorov dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3##TD#
Sidorov shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Sidorov seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Sidorov wants to control but Salad is keeping him busy.
Sidorov stops Salad from getting back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sidorov is looking to take a break and control but Salad is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Salad is trying to stand up here but Sidorov is controlling him well. #T1#
Sidorov wants to free his trapped foot but Salad is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Sidorov content to control rather than advance.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Sidorov missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Sidorov.
Sidorov is looking to take a break and control but Salad is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Check out the look on Sidorov's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T2#
Sidorov lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Salad down.
Salad is pushing Sidorov's head away, looking to escape. Sidorov manages to hold on to the position though.
Sidorov wants to lay and pray for a moment but Salad keeps working.
A lull in the action here.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Sidorov.#T3#
Salad is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Sidorov has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Sidorov laying and praying for a moment but Salad takes advantage and regains half guard.
Salad avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Sidorov.
Sidorov keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Sidorov is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Salad is trying to stand up here but Sidorov is controlling him well. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Salad tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Sidorov paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tater Salad is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD#
Sidorov looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Sidorov sitting in guard here, content to control.
Sidorov has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Sidorov trying to control but Salad is working from the bottom.
Tater Salad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sidorov tries to free his leg and advance position but Salad is retaining full guard.
Salad really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Sidorov. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Salad throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Salad wants to stand up but Sidorov is controlling him.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ivan Sidorov showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sidorov has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:26
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ivan Sidorov!

During a confident post fight interview, Ivan Sidorov thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
In defeat, Tater Salad stepped up to the mic, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: HRL59     
Date:   Feb 10, 2024
#R1##CL2#
Balgav gets tackled into the cage by Salad. Salad maintains the clinch.
Salad is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Balgav gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Balgav definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD#
Balgav gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Balgav throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Balgav working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Salad's thigh. Salad counters though and makes it back to full guard.
Balgav won't allow Salad to get back to his feet.
Balgav trying to control the position from guard on top but Salad is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Balgav stops Salad from standing up.
Salad keeping moving, preventing Balgav from controlling successfully.
Balgav throwing strikes but missing.
Balgav will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#T1##SU#
Balgav gets to his feet. Salad looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Salad throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Balgav.
Balgav was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#TD2#
Salad looking to score a takedown here. Balgav is defending well but Salad drives through and ends up in Balgav's guard.#ES#
The fighters are working up against the cage. Balgav manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#TD#
Balgav has hold of one of Salad's legs. Salad is fighting the takedown attempt but Balgav gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Balgav prevents Salad from getting back to his feet.
Salad keeping moving, preventing Balgav from controlling successfully.
Balgav tries to free his leg and advance position but Salad is retaining full guard. #T2#
Balgav's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Salad is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #SU#
Balgav gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Salad misses with a two punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Salad shoots for a double leg takedown but Balgav sprawls well. He's pushed Salad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Balgav tried to counter with a leg kick but Salad avoided it.
Salad tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Balgav counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Salad looks winded!#T3#
Salad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Balgav counters with a left to the body.
Borscht Balgav has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tater Salad.
Salad throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Balgav counters with a series of strikes. Salad will be more careful next time no doubt.
Salad swings widly with a right hand #KD#
and Balgav counters with a crisp right hand that drops Salad! Balgav lets Salad back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Salad wants to clinch but Balgav slips to the side
and Balgav counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Salad misses with a takedown
and Balgav counters with a perfectly timed head kick, knocking Salad out cold! Wow, that took some serious skill and not a little luck! Balgav is taking it in his stride though, strolling around like it's no big deal. What a guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Borscht Balgav!
Borscht Balgav took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Silverguard Outfitters 🛡 for their support in the buildup to the fight.
Tater Salad was interviewed post fight and said 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: SPFT #13     
Date:   Sep 24, 2023
#R1#
Salad shoots and misses
and T Bone connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Salad shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with T Bone but T Bone pushes him off and we're back to square one.
As Salad backs off T Bone throws a huge counter combo but Salad manages to avoid it all.
Salad tries to score a power double leg takedown but T Bone sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Salad somewhat.
T Bone feints the counter takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tater Salad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice jab there from T Bone.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Salad shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. T Bone is trying to defend but Salad finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
T Bone won't allow Salad to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
T Bone is not content to let Salad control the position.
T Bone wants to get back to his feet.
Salad missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Salad stalling away here and it's allowed T Bone to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Salad is looking to work some ground and pound but T Bone has wrist control.
T Bone being controlled here, momentarily.
Salad stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. T Bone swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SU#
Salad gets to his feet - T Bone follows without any prompting.
Salad closes the distance and clinches up with T Bone, looking for a takedown. Salad pushes T Bone against the cage but T Bone circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
And T Bone tries to counter it with a takedown but Salad pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Salad shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts T Bone as he jumps to the side.
Salad misses with a takedown attempt
and T Bone counters with a straight right hand.
Decent striking displayed by T Bone there.
Salad gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Salad with a poor takedown
and T Bone counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Salad fails with the takedown
and T Bone counters with a stiff right hand.
Salad tries to clinch but T Bone moves away
and T Bone counters with a straight right hand.
Salad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #CL2#
and T Bone holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #BC2#
T Bone breaks from the clinch.
T Bone cracks Salad with a good jab.
Tater Salad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Salad shoots in for a double leg but T Bone sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Salad shoots and misses #KD2#
and T Bone counters with a crisp one two that drops Salad! T Bone thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Salad to his feet! Salad is in big trouble!
Salad is breathing heavily.
Salad fails in his attempt to clinch.
T Bone connects with a good right hand that stumbles Salad. Salad circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD2#
T Bone lands a big right hand that sends Salad crashing to the mat! T Bone stays standing though and waves Salad back to his feet!#ROC2#Salad is rocked!
Salad tries to close the distance and clinch but T Bone swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Scotty T Bone is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
T Bone scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
T Bone lands an overhand right.
Oh Salad is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Salad throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around T Bone's waist but T Bone gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Salad off to one side.
Salad seems to have got his legs back now.#KD2#
Oooooh!!! T Bone has knocked Salad down with a huge combo! T Bone steps away and waves a wobbly Salad back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Salad throws out a loose jab but T Bone uses good head movement to avoid it.
And T Bone tries to counter it with a takedown but Salad pushes his down on his head and steps out.
T Bone might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Salad throws a wild hook but T Bone just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Salad gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - T Bone raises his hands in celebration and walks away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Scotty T Bone!
In defeat, Tater Salad stepped up to the mic, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: SPFT #7     
Date:   Aug 23, 2023
#R1##CL#
Salad has closed the distance and engaged Minoko in a clinch. #TD2#
Minoko gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Salad regains guard.
Minoko throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Salad works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Minoko in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Minoko prevents Salad from getting back to his feet.
Minoko wants to control from the top but Salad keeps moving.
Salad is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Minoko is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Minoko trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Salad is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
Salad shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Minoko wants to get back to his feet but Salad passes into half guard. #T1##REVB#
Salad seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Salad thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Minoko's head.
Salad throwing shots but Minoko is blocking nicely.
Salad not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Salad working the head and body with strikes. #SU#
Salad stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. #TD2#
Salad tries to sprawl but Minoko drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Minoko looks to land a strike but Salad avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Minoko throws a strike but Salad rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##T2#
Salad is looking to work some ground and pound but Minoko has wrist control.
Salad is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Salad landing some decent shots from guard.
Salad working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Salad throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T3#
Salad looking to pass the guard.
Salad content to stall in guard here.
Salad is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Salad controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Salad with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#ROC#Minoko is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Salad loads up on a big left hand. Minoko felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Salad looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Minoko can't hide his disappointment, as Salad celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
Post fight, an emotional Tater Salad said 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jul 23, 2023
#R1#
Salad fails in his attempt to clinch.
Despite the aggression on Fletcher's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tater Salad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Salad looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Fletcher cracks a nice hook into Salad's ribs.#TD2#
Fletcher shoots in and bounces Salad off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Salad keeping moving, preventing Fletcher from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU2#
Salad is working an open guard so Fletcher takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#T1##TD2#
Fletcher fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Salad sprawls well initially but Fletcher persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Fletcher prevents Salad from standing back up.
Fletcher is stalling here. Salad is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Fletcher seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Salad has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Salad cracks Fletcher with a big elbow.
Salad working the head and body with strikes. #SUB#
Salad goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Fletcher has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Salad but great work by Fletcher.
Fletcher is looking to take a break and control but Salad is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fletcher prevents Salad from escaping the position.#T2#
Salad is not content to let Fletcher control the position.
Salad parries the strikes from Fletcher easily there. Fletcher is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Salad to escape.
Salad is trying to get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Fletcher thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Salad is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#T3#
Fletcher advances nicely into full mount.
Fletcher won't let Salad get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Fletcher goes for an armbar but Salad turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Salad.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Salad controlling from the top position. #T4#
Salad won't allow Fletcher to sweep him here.
Salad stays in close to Fletcher's body and controls the position.
Fletcher is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Salad trying to control the position from guard on top but Fletcher is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jett Fletcher dominated that round.
That's time! Salad's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Salad misses with a takedown attempt - Fletcher sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Salad is looking to clinch. #TD#
Salad shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Fletcher napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Fletcher wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Salad connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Fletcher some visible discomfort.
Fletcher tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Fletcher is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Salad is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Fletcher has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Fletcher regains half guard.#T1#
Salad performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Fletcher gets back to full guard.
Fletcher trying to control the position.
Salad wanted to stand there but Fletcher had control of the position.
Salad connects with a couple of short punches.
Salad not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Fletcher is looking for a triangle but Salad pushes his legs off easily.
Salad throwing strikes but missing.
Salad is working Fletcher over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Salad controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Fletcher is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Salad wants to stand and escape but instead Fletcher has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVB##T3#
Fletcher won't allow Salad to get back to his feet. #SU2#
Fletcher stands and steps away. Salad gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Fletcher defending well as Salad loads up on a big left hand.
Salad throws a poor cross that misses
and Fletcher cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fletcher is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#CL#
Salad forces Fletcher back against the cage and clinches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fletcher.#BC2#
Fletcher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#TD2#
Fletcher fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Salad to the ground. Fletcher is now in Salad's guard.
Salad wants to stand and escape but Fletcher is having none of it.
Fletcher trying to control but Salad is working from the bottom.
Salad is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T4#
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Fletcher working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Fletcher trying to move into half guard but instead Salad has managed to sweep!#REVR#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fletcher trying to keep a closed guard but Salad is proving a slippery customer.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Jett Fletcher will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Salad takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#TD2#
Fletcher shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Salad is trying to defend but Fletcher finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Fletcher looks to land a strike but Salad avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Salad might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fletcher stops Salad from standing up.
Fletcher trying to control but Salad is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fletcher tries to free his leg and advance position but Salad is retaining full guard. #SU2#
Fletcher gets to his feet - Salad follows without any prompting.
Salad looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1##TD#
Salad darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Fletcher trying to control but Salad postures up.
Fletcher tries to get to full guard but Salad has control of the leg.
Ground and pound from Salad. #T2#
Salad seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Salad has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Fletcher is looking for a sweep. Salad is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Fletcher is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Salad pulls his head out easily.
Fletcher is looking to control Salad's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fletcher avoid being mounted?
Fletcher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fletcher tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Salad has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Salad controlling the pace for now.
Tater Salad overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T3#
Fletcher is working to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Salad working for a submission but Fletcher is keeping him at bay.
Salad landing strikes, looking to finish!
Salad raining down shots from the mount!#ROC#Fletcher is rocked!
Salad controlling from the full mount.
Fletcher is still in real trouble! Can Salad finish him?
Fletcher really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Salad unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Fletcher wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Salad celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
Post fight, Tater Salad stared into the camera and said 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.
The defeated Jett Fletcher had this to say: 'Thank you to my family and fans! You are amazing! God bless! '.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   May 19, 2023
#R1##CL2#
Fraiberg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fraiberg.
Salad fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Come on Fraiberg - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Salad has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Fraiberg is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Salad definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fraiberg lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Salad letting Fraiberg take a breather here.
Fraiberg gets underhooks to prevent Salad's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tater Salad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Salad is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Fraiberg to keep the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salad tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Salad wants to break free but Fraiberg has control.
Fraiberg taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Fraiberg slows down the pace here. #T1#
A bit of stalling here from Fraiberg.
Fraiberg avoiding damage.
Fraiberg lands a body punch.
Fraiberg stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Michael Fraiberg.
Fraiberg connects with a leg kick.
Fraiberg scores with a leg kick.
Salad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Fraiberg counters with a nice uppercut.
Michael Fraiberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Salad tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Fraiberg defends well and Salad ends up having to push Fraiberg into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Fraiberg takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fraiberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Tater Salad has been cut.#T2#
Fraiberg lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fraiberg controlling the action here for a moment.
Salad is trying to pull guard but Fraiberg turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Salad jumps guard but Fraiberg turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Fraiberg stops a takedown attempt from Salad.
Salad is trying to pull guard but Fraiberg turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Fraiberg is struggling to control the position.
Salad drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Fraiberg gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T3#
Fraiberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Fraiberg stalling.
A short right from Fraiberg.
Salad changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Fraiberg fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fraiberg moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fraiberg scores with a leg kick.
Salad fails with the takedown.
Salad has his takedown stuffed
and Fraiberg counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice shot by Fraiberg.#T4#
A thudding body kick lands there by Fraiberg!
Salad is breathing heavily.#CL2#
Salad gets tackled into the cage by Fraiberg. Fraiberg maintains the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fraiberg landing knees to the head.
Fraiberg is pushing Salad up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Salad has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Fraiberg is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Fraiberg displaying some good clinch control by pressing Salad up against the cage.
Fraiberg controlling the action here for a moment.
Fraiberg's coach down at was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Fraiberg's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A nice left hand lands by Fraiberg.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Fraiberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tater Salad's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Salad on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Salad walks into a left hand.
Fraiberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Salad throws a lazy uppercut
and Fraiberg counters with a stiff right hand.
Salad tries for a takedown but Fraiberg sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Fraiberg clinches up with Salad and pushes him back against the cage.
Salad being controlled against the cage.
Fraiberg is leaning against Salad and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Fraiberg has Salad pushed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salad takes a shot to the head.
Fraiberg has Salad pushed against the cage.
Salad is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Fraiberg is defending well.#T1#
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Fraiberg is working Salad over against the cage.
Salad is trying to pull guard but Fraiberg has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tater Salad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fraiberg is stalling here.
Fraiberg landing knees to the head.
Salad being controlled against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Michael Fraiberg.#CL2#
Fraiberg gets a clinch.
Fraiberg's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Fraiberg is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son. #T2#
Fraiberg is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Fraiberg is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short right from Fraiberg on the inside.
Fraiberg taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Michael Fraiberg.#CL2#
Fraiberg takes the fight into the clinch. #T3#
Fraiberg stalling against the cage.
Fraiberg lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fraiberg lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Salad or not.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fraiberg.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fraiberg creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fraiberg is pressed up against the cage. Salad has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Fraiberg down to the mat. Fraiberg avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That kick from Fraiberg tenderised Salad's leg. Salad is trying to keep his angry face on.#CL2#
Fraiberg rushes Salad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Salad letting Fraiberg take a breather here.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. #T4#
Salad wants to take the fight to the mat but Fraiberg manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Salad is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Fraiberg to keep the fight standing.
Knees to the body from Fraiberg.
Fraiberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fraiberg stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fraiberg is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fraiberg taking a breather.
Salad is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Fraiberg gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Michael Fraiberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tater Salad's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3##CL2#
Fraiberg rushes Salad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Salad tries to pull guard but Fraiberg won't allow it.
Fraiberg avoiding damage.
Salad is working for takedown but Fraiberg is calmly controlling the position for now.
Fraiberg digs a right hand underneath Salad's ribcage. Salad let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Fraiberg.
Fraiberg digs a right hand into Salad's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Salad's gas tank.
A right hook to the body lands for Fraiberg.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fraiberg just leaning against Salad, taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Michael Fraiberg.
Fraiberg smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#CL2#
Salad gets tackled into the cage by Fraiberg. Fraiberg maintains the clinch.
Salad has Fraiberg pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Fraiberg manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tater Salad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Fraiberg lands with a right to the head. #T1#
Stalling in the clinch from Fraiberg.
Salad fails to pull guard.
Fraiberg slowing the pace effectively.
Fraiberg is stalling here.
Fraiberg lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Fraiberg slows down the pace here.
Salad fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Fraiberg stalling against the cage.
Fraiberg will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Salad up against the cage.#T2#
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Michael Fraiberg.
Salad is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fraiberg sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Fraiberg cracks Salad with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fraiberg scores with a nice right hand.
Fraiberg works Salad's body with a nice hook.
Fraiberg lands a glancing blow to the side of Salad's head.
Fraiberg throws a head kick that half lands.
Fraiberg has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fraiberg throws a leg kick which misses Salad's front leg but catches the back leg as Salad tries to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fraiberg connects with the punch.
Fraiberg scores with a leg kick.
Salad dives in and grabs Fraiberg's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fraiberg pushes down on Salad's head and hops out.#CL2#
Fraiberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Fraiberg leaning against his opponent.
Fraiberg lands a knee to the head.
Fraiberg effectively controlling the action here.#T3#
Fraiberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Salad takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fraiberg lands a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Fraiberg.
Salad is trying to pull guard but Fraiberg has him pressed against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Fraiberg - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Salad tries to pull guard but Fraiberg holds him up against the cage and eventually Salad drops back down to his feet.
Salad looking for a takedown. #T4#
A hook to the body from Fraiberg.
Salad tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fraiberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Fraiberg lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Salad.
Fraiberg is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A bit of stalling here from Fraiberg.
Tater Salad has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fraiberg lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Salad or not.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Fraiberg is stalling here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Fraiberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fraiberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 24:30
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 24:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Michael Fraiberg!

A relieved looking Michael Fraiberg thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Tater Salad stepped up to the mic, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: NYF 16: McCoy vs Cillian     
Date:   Apr 15, 2023
#R1#
Nice body punch from Lyashenko.
Salad misses with a shot to the body
and Lyashenko counters with a nice uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by Lyashenko as he connects with a hook.
Salad shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
It looked like Lyashenko was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Lyashenko lands with a nice body punch.
Lyashenko digs a good body shot into Salad's ribs.#CL#
Lyashenko closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Salad has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
A short right from Lyashenko on the inside.
Lyashenko lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lyashenko takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lyashenko content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Lyashenko seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Lyashenko slows down the pace here.
Lyashenko lands a hook that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Lyashenko slowing the pace effectively.
A right hand to the body from Lyashenko. #T1#
Lyashenko stalling the fight.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kyrylo Lyashenko.
Nice jab there from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Lyashenko works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.#CL#
Lyashenko drives through and clinches with Salad against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko is working Salad over against the cage.
Lyashenko lands with a light punch inside.
Lyashenko pushes Salad back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lyashenko slows down the pace here.
Lyashenko throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lyashenko lands a shoulder strike.
Lyashenko lands a right hand that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Lyashenko slows down the pace here.
Lyashenko lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Salad tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Lyashenko smiles and moves away.
Lyashenko lands a jab to Salad's midsection.
Salad takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Salad looks winded!
Lyashenko fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Salad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.#CL#
Lyashenko rushes Salad and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko lands a right hand.
Lyashenko lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Salad or not.
A right hand to the body from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T3#
Lyashenko stalling the fight.
Lyashenko holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Lyashenko.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lyashenko is pushing Salad up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Lyashenko lands a hook that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Salad drops down looking for an ankle pick but Lyashenko pulls his leg out and moves away.
Kyrylo Lyashenko has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tater Salad.
Lyashenko scores with the left hand. Salad knows he should have avoided that one.
Lyashenko stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lyashenko connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Salad's hands.
Lyashenko is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.#T4##CL2#
Salad moves into the clinch successfully.
A right handed body shot lands from Lyashenko.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice left hand lands by Lyashenko.
A shot in the inside from Lyashenko.
Nice body punch from Lyashenko - that landed with a thud.
Lyashenko lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hand to the body from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Salad up against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Lyashenko - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A bit of stalling here from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko lands a right hand that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lyashenko scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lyashenko content to slow the pace in the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kyrylo Lyashenko dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##CL#
Lyashenko rushes Salad and presses him up against the cage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Lyashenko.
Kyrylo Lyashenko has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lyashenko lands a hook that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
A short uppercut from Lyashenko.
A shot in the inside from Lyashenko.
A left hand lands to the body for Lyashenko.
Lyashenko makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lyashenko is working Salad over against the cage.
Lyashenko is struggling to control the position.
Lyashenko stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lyashenko lands an uppercut.
Salad is breathing heavily.
Lyashenko scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lyashenko content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kyrylo Lyashenko.
Lyashenko smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#CL#
Lyashenko closes the distance and pushes Salad back into the cage.#T1#
Lyashenko lands a body punch.
Lyashenko is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Salad can do to turn this around?
Lyashenko content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Lyashenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lyashenko slowing the pace effectively.
Lyashenko taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Lyashenko for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Lyashenko lands with a right to the head.
Lyashenko scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lyashenko lands a hook that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Lyashenko lands a hook that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Lyashenko lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#Salad is rocked!
Good body shot from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko displaying some good clinch control by pressing Salad up against the cage.
Lyashenko scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
Lyashenko digs a right hand underneath Salad's ribcage. Salad let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A body shot lands from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko scores with a hook to the body.
Lyashenko lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Salad backwards.
Nice body punch from Lyashenko.
Stalling in the clinch from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lyashenko controlling the action here for a moment.
Lyashenko stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short right from Lyashenko on the inside.
Lyashenko controlling the action here for a moment. #T3#
Salad takes a shot to the head.
Lyashenko scores with a shoulder strike.
Salad fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Lyashenko lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Lyashenko as the two fighters clinch.
Lyashenko is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Salad tries to pull guard but Lyashenko holds him up against the cage and eventually Salad drops back down to his feet.
Lyashenko controlling the action here for a moment.
Lyashenko digs a right hand into Salad's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Salad's gas tank. #T4#
Lyashenko works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lyashenko scores with a shoulder strike.
Lyashenko content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Lyashenko gets through Salad's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lyashenko.
A short uppercut from Lyashenko.
Lyashenko scores with a shot to the side of Salad's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lyashenko is leaning against Salad and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lyashenko lands with a left to the head.
Lyashenko lands a right hand.
Lyashenko working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Good body shot from Lyashenko.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lyashenko creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lyashenko lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lyashenko stalls.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kyrylo Lyashenko dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3##CL#
Lyashenko moves into range and clinches up with Salad.
Salad takes a shot to the head.
Lyashenko pushes Salad back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lyashenko stops a takedown attempt from Salad.
Lyashenko throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Salads head.
Salad jumps guard but Lyashenko turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Lyashenko working some nice short punches in the clinch.#KD#
Lyashenko drops Salad onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Salad is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Salad is still on wobbly legs! Can Lyashenko finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lyashenko is pushing Salad up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Salad's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Salad takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Lyashenko dips a shoulder and cracks Salad with a mighty uppercut! Salad falls back against the cage and Lyashenko unloads with a barrage of strikes! Salad is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Lyashenko screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kyrylo Lyashenko!
Kyrylo Lyashenko gave a mention to IC&E Nutrition (& 10% Laundry) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
Tater Salad spoke after the fight, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: NYF 12: St. Claire vs Mendez     
Date:   Mar 18, 2023
#R1##TD#
Salad darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Gurgel has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Salad is working away from the top position though.
Salad is looking to take a break and control but Gurgel is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Salad definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
Salad is trying to work for a kimura but Gurgel is defending well.
Gurgel is looking to improve his position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gurgel wants to control but Salad is keeping busy.
Gurgel tries to get to full guard but Salad has control of the leg. #T1#
Gurgel won't allow Salad to pass to mount.
Salad prevents Gurgel from improving his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Salad slows the pace down in half guard.
Salad working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Gurgel looking for submissions off his back.
Salad wants to take a breather but Gurgel is having none of it. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB2#
Gurgel looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Gurgel is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB2#
Gurgel actively working from the bottom here.
Salad is looking to take a break and control but Gurgel is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Salad is thwarting Gurgel's attempts to control the position.
Salad wants to free his trapped foot but Gurgel is holding on for dear life with his legs. #SUB2#
Gurgel looking for a kimura from the bottom but Salad passes into side control!#T3#
You can see the frustration on Gurgel's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Gurgel is trying to get back to half guard.
Gurgel manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Gurgel wants to pass to mount but Salad is defending the position.
Gurgel keeps trying to improve his position.
Salad is in trouble now - Gurgel has advanced to mount!
Gurgel tries to control but Salad wriggling away. #T4#
Gurgel fails to move to back control.
Gurgel trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Salad wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Gurgel is trying to take his opponent's back.
Gurgel looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Salad has given up his back here. Will Gurgel look for the submission or keep pounding away?
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Fabio Gurgel will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Gurgel looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Salad!
Salad tries to escape but Gurgel is in control.
Gurgel passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Salad! #SUB2#
Gurgel is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Salad has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Salad is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Gurgel goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Salad turns into him and now he's in Gurgel's guard.
Gurgel not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T1#
Salad trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Salad controlling from the top position. #SUB2#
Gurgel working for a triangle but Salad defends it easily.
Salad slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Gurgel is looking for a sweep.
Gurgel struggling a bit here.
Gurgel tries to improve position but can't. #T2#
Gurgel sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Gurgel trying to hold on to Salad's head to control him but Salad postures up.
Salad prevents Gurgel from improving his position.#SUB2#
Salad moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Gurgel.
Fabio Gurgel has got the better of the ground game so far.
Salad looks up at the clock and then as Gurgel takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Salad smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Salad wants to control but Gurgel is keeping him busy.
Gurgel manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Gurgel frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T3#
Gurgel pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish. #SUB2#
Gurgel has control of Salad's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Salad regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Salad is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Gurgel wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Gurgel takes Salad's back. Could be looking for a rear naked choke here - either way, Salad is in trouble. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.#SUB2#
Gurgel is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Salad knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Salad for a finish.
Well, with Gurgel on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Salad is tapping out... Can he escape the position?#SUB2#
Salad defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Salad wants to get back to his feet.
Gurgel has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Salad preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Gurgel.
Gurgel trying to control momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Fabio Gurgel showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
Gurgel changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Salad looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Salad is trying to escape and get back to his feet.#SUB2#
Gurgel thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Gurgel tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Salad is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Gurgel asserts his dominance and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Gurgel trying to control the action but Salad is working from the bottom.
Gurgel tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Salad knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gurgel on the ground.#SUB2#
Gurgel is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Salad is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Gurgel has hold of Salad's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Salad seems comfortable defending it but Gurgel has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Salad is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Salad is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Gurgel couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Fabio Gurgel!
Tater Salad spoke after the fight, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: NYF 9: St. Claire vs Silva     
Date:   Feb 18, 2023
#R1#
Salad gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and McDavid cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Salad looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Salad looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
McDavid cracks Salad with an open hand slap.
Salad gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
McDavid listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McDavid cracks Salad with a left hook right on the temple and Salad goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! McDavid lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Salad is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie McDavid!
In defeat, Tater Salad stepped up to the mic, saying 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: NYF:4     
Date:   Jan 07, 2023
#R1#
Cohen thuds his right hand into Salad's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Cohen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A shot to the liver by Cohen. Beautiful body shot.
Cohen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cohen lunges at Salad with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Salad's hand.
Good exchange - Cohen coming out on top.
Salad closes the distance and clinches up with Cohen, looking for a takedown. Salad pushes Cohen against the cage but Cohen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Salad shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Cohen counters with a stiff right hand.
Salad definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Salad has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Salad on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Good standup being displayed there by Cohen as he connects with a hook.
Salad takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cohen thuds a left hand into Salad's body.
Salad closes the distance and clinches up with Cohen, looking for a takedown. Salad pushes Cohen against the cage but Cohen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tater Salad. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cohen leaves Salad with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Cohen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cohen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Salad. Salad circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Cohen throws a shot to the body.
Cohen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Salads jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Salad takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Cohen lands with a hook. Salad tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice sprawl there from Cohen as Salad shoots in.
Cohen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Salad is breathing heavily.
A nice combination there by Cohen. #ROC2#Salad is rocked!
Salad tries to clinch but Cohen is having none of it.
Cohen uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Oh Salad is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cohen cracks Salad with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Salad seems to have got his legs back now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#KD2#
Cohen sends Salad crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cohen is motioning to the referee to let Salad up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Cohen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cohen.
Cohen scores with a shot to the body.
Salad throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cohen's waist but Cohen gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Salad off to one side.
Cohen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.#T2#
Cohen lands with a nice combination. Salad backs away looking to recover.
Cohen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#KD2#
Cohen feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Salad sprawling to the canvas! Salad rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Cohen finish him?!
Cohen is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Salad had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Cohen fakes the body blow, causing Salad to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Salad goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Asher Cohen!
The defeated Tater Salad had this to say: 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: NYF 2: Tank vs Kuznecov     
Date:   Dec 17, 2022
#R1#
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Williamson!
Salad tries for a takedown but Williamson circles away easily
and Williamson counters with a one-two to the body.
Salad definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Salad takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Williamson's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Williamson duly obliges.
Nice shot by Williamson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Williamson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
I'm just looking down at my notes here and I see that.... oh! Williamson has cracked Salad with a big right, followed by a left! He's out on his feet! Williamson lands another huge swinging hook and Salad tumbles to the canvas! The ref dives in to save Salad, before Williamson can land any more shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Buzz Williamson!
Tater Salad was interviewed post fight and said 'You May Have Defeated Tater Salad, But You Will Pay For It In A Few Hours, Mark My Words!!. Check Out Your Fighters Injury!! Probably Shitting His Guts Out. Tater Salad Happens To Us All Sometimes. Lets Have A Moment Of Silence For Tater Salad.'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 23, 2022
#R1#
Garver tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD2#
and Salad counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Garver is wriggling around but Salad manages to pass to half guard. #REVR#
Ground and pound from Salad.
Salad looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Salad controlling the action here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garver blocking the ground and pound attempt from Salad. #T1#
Garver has hold of Salad's hands but Salad slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Salad trying to mount his opponent but Garver defends it.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Salad lands a nice short elbow.
Garver trying to control from the bottom.
Salad controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Garver is looking to control Salad's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Garver avoid being mounted?
Salad lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Garver quite badly. Garver pulls Salad in close trying to recover. Salad postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Garver on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Garver doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
Post fight, Tater Salad took to the microphone: 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 16, 2022
#R1#
Salad takes a head kick and shrugs it off. #CUT#It looks like Tater Salad has been cut.#TD2#
Salad changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Li looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Salad is chipping away with strikes.
Salad is chipping away with strikes.
Salad cracks Li with a big elbow.
Li is working to avoid the ground and pound but Salad connects with a decent elbow.
Salad is putting a hurting on Li here, landing some big shots from side control. #ROC2#Li is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Genghis Li has been cut.
Salad working the ground and pound from side control.
Oh Li is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Salad cracks Li with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Salad immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Li is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Salad!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
An intense looking Tater Salad took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 12, 2022
#R1##TD#
Salad looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Brown looking to hit a scissor sweep but Salad is one step ahead there.
Salad's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Salad postures up.
Salad postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Salad distracts Brown with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Salad postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salad postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Salad landing with the ground and pound.
Salad definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Salad cracks Brown with a solid left hand.
Salad postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#ROC#Brown is rocked!
Salad has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Salad seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Brown is trying to control the position but Salad postures up.
Brown really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Salad. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Salad connects with a couple of short punches.
Salad loads up on a big left hand. Brown felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Salad looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Brown can't hide his disappointment, as Salad celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
Post fight, an emotional Tater Salad said 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 05, 2022
#R1#
Upsala closes this distance looking for a takedown but Salad circles away.#CL#
Upsala moves into range and clinches up with Salad.
Upsala lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Salad backwards. #TD2#
Salad gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Upsala is looking to improve his position.
Upsala is refusing to be controlled, as Salad sits in half guard.
Salad is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Salad landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Salad working the head and body with strikes.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Salad lands a nice short elbow.
Salad wants to lay and pray for a moment but Upsala keeps working.
Upsala trying to hold on to Salad's head to control him but Salad postures up.
Upsala gets full guard.
Salad scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Salad really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Upsala. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T1#
Upsala manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Salad manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Upsala trying to control but Salad is working from the bottom.
Upsala wants to pass the guard but Salad is keeping the position.
Upsala being controlled here momentarily.
Upsala slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Upsala working away.
Salad is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Upsala's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Upsala wants to lay and pray for a moment but Salad keeps working.
Salad wants to improve his position but Upsala is controlling well. #T2#
Upsala uses his free foot to push down on Salad's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Salad.
Salad holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Upsala tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip. #SUB#
Salad defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Upsala. #SUB#
Upsala is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Salad is surviving well by controlling Upsala's body position as best he can.
Salad is squirming around, avoiding Upsala's attempts to control the action.
Salad looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Salad is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Upsala is looking to stand but Salad has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage. #T3##SUB#
Upsala moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Salad has worked his arm free - good work by Salad!
Salad is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Upsala tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Upsala has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Upsala advances to full mount.
Salad tries to lock up and control but Upsala gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Upsala misses with a head shot.#SUB#
Upsala working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Upsala trying to control but Salad is having none of it.
Salad is looking to get to half guard.#T4#
Upsala wants to control the pace but Salad is squirming around nicely. #SUB#
Upsala has hold of Salad's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Salad manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Upsala thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Salad is wriggling around trying to escape.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Upsala swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Salad is now in Upsala's guard. A big mistake from Upsala there, giving up the dominant position!
Upsala manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Salad manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Upsala controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ferdinand Upsala dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Upsala fails with a takedown attempt.
Upsala misses with a takedown #TD2#
and Salad counters with a single leg into guard. Upsala didn't expect that. #SUB#
Upsala working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Salad has passed into half guard!
Salad working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Salad working the head and body with strikes.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Salad lands a nice short elbow.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Salad connects with a nice short shot to Upsala's temple.
Salad landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Salad is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Upsala is hurt! He's hurt bad - Salad fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Upsala from any more punishment! Congratulations to Salad! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!
Post fight, Tater Salad stared into the camera and said 'Old Ass Tater Salad Will Get You Every Time!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 01, 2022
#R1#
Christ connects with a crisp jab.
Christ ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Christ with a nice cross.
Christ goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.#TD#
Salad closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Christ quickly recovers to half guard.
Salad slips a nice elbow through Christ's hands, connecting with Christ's forehead.#CUT#It looks like Jamar Christ has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Salad seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Salad stops Christ from getting back to his feet.
Salad is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Christ is trying to stand.
Salad lands with a punch from half guard. #CUT#That has opened up Jamar Christ's cut even more.
Salad lands a big elbow - Christ is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Salad!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tater Salad!

 

 
 
 
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