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Event: CFC 589     
Date:   Sep 15, 2023
#R1##TD2#
Bastard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Bastard tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Bastard is looking to take a break and control but Panzy is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bastard throws an elbow but Panzy slips to the side and avoids it well.
Panzy is not content to let Bastard control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Panzy is trying to control Bastard's posture but Bastard avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes there by Bastard.#SUB2#
Bastard is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Panzy is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Bastard really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Panzy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
You can see the frustration on Panzy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Panzy is letting Bastard control him for a moment.
Bastard throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Panzy works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Well, if Bastard is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bastard wants to control but Panzy is keeping him busy.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bastard looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt - Panzy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#TD2#
Bastard shoots in and bounces Panzy off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Panzy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bastard must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T3#
Bastard trying to control but Panzy is working from the bottom.
Bastard looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Panzy is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bastard content to stall in guard here. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bastard shoots in for a takedown but Panzy shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Panzy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#TD2#
Panzy tries to sprawl but Bastard drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Panzy keeping control of the position.
Bastard is looking to advance position but Panzy won't allow it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard trying to control the action but Panzy is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that round.
That's time! Panzy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Panzy leaves Bastard with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#TD2#
Bastard is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Panzy's half guard.
Panzy works his way to full guard. Good work.
Green Bastard has got the better of the ground game so far.
Panzy keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
Bastard postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Panzy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard is stalling in the full guard.
Bastard trying to control but Panzy is working from the bottom. #T1#
Bastard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Panzy seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Panzy controls Bastard momentarily but Bastard frees himself. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Bastard tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Panzy defends well and Bastard ends up having to push Panzy into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bastard is defended easily by Panzy.
Tmas Panzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Green Bastard.
Panzy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bastard circles away.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#TD#
Panzy closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bastard to the mat! Bastard manages to get full guard.
Bastard is trying to keep Panzy in close. #SUB2#
Bastard looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Panzy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bastard is trying to keep Panzy in close.
Bastard keeping full guard, as Panzy tries to pass. #SUB2#
Bastard is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Panzy defends well.
Panzy wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Panzy tries to free his leg and advance position but Bastard is retaining full guard. #T3#
Panzy postures up.
Panzy not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Panzy trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bastard fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Panzy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Panzy shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bastard sprawls well. Bastard wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Panzy gets slowly back to his feet.
Bastard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#TD2#
Bastard fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Panzy sprawls well initially but Bastard persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #T4#
Panzy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bastard.
Bastard trying to control from half guard but Panzy is working away.
Panzy is trying to maintain the position but Bastard is very close to passing his half guard.
Bastard is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Panzy is trying to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Green Bastard will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Bastard shoots for a double leg takedown but Panzy sprawls well. He's pushed Bastard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bastard misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Panzy fails with a takedown attempt. #TD2#
Bastard shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Panzy is concentrating on defense, preventing Bastard from advancing position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bastard is trying to control. Panzy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T1#
Bastard trying to control from Panzy's half guard. Panzy has other ideas though and has regained full guard. #SUB2#
Bastard is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Panzy is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Panzy has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Panzy is one step ahead there.
Our spies down at at Julians Sports Bar & Gym inform us that Bastard has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Panzy throws a big elbow that misses.
Panzy trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
Panzy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Panzy advances to half guard. #SUB#
Panzy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bastard doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Panzy.
Panzy sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bastard is controlling Panzy's trapped leg to prevent Panzy from advancing to side control.
Panzy is looking to advance position but Bastard won't allow it. #T3##SUB2#
Bastard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Panzy tries to pass to full mount but Bastard defends it.
Panzy thows a huge punch but Bastard dodges it nicely.
Bastard trying to control here.
Bastard preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Bastard is trying to get back to full guard.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bastard is looking to control Panzy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Bastard avoid being mounted?#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Bastard fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Panzy avoids it really well and circles away.
Tmas Panzy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Green Bastard.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bastard.
Bastard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#TD#
Panzy shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bastard manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Panzy puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Tmas Panzy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bastard on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Green Bastard is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Panzy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Bastard doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Panzy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tmas Panzy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Bastard has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Green Bastard!

A relieved looking Green Bastard thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CFC 583     
Date:   Aug 26, 2023
#R1##TD#
Bastard feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#SUB2#
Bastard got a little sloppy there for a moment and Songwong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bastard has managed to get both his arms back between Songwong's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Songwong has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bastard can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Bastard not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Songwong is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bastard defends well.#SUB2#
Bastard got a little sloppy there for a moment and Songwong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bastard has managed to get both his arms back between Songwong's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Songwong has his foot on Bastard's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bastard works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB2#
Bastard got a little sloppy there for a moment and Songwong has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bastard has managed to get both his arms back between Songwong's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Songwong has his foot on Bastard's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bastard works his way back into a safe position though.#T1##SUB2#
Songwong is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bastard is aware though and is defending well.
Songwong keeping moving, preventing Bastard from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Songwong has his foot on Bastard's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bastard works his way back into a safe position though.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but Songwong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB2#
Songwong is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Bastard has his hands clasped together but Songwong extends and breaks Bastard's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Songwong.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Yu Sei Songwong!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Yu Sei Songwong made sure he mentioned Dangerous Nutrition, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

 

Event: CFC 574     
Date:   Jul 29, 2023
#R1##TD#
Bastard gets a takedown into half guard.
Bastard is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Ryker controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard controlling the pace.
Ryker gets full guard.#T1#
Bastard is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Bastard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Ryker looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Bastard passes into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard misses with the ground and pound.
Bastard is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Ryker will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Bastard moves into full mount!
Ryker is desperately trying to get back to half guard. #T2#
Bastard controlling the position easily from mount.
Bastard throws a wild left hand from mount and Ryker manages to wriggle his way back to half guard.
Bastard throws a strike but Ryker avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bastard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ryker on the ground.
Bastard content to stall in guard here.
Ryker avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bastard not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SUB2#
Ryker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T3##SUB2#
Ryker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bastard defends well.
Bastard wants to pass the guard but Ryker is keeping the position.
Bastard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB2#
Ryker looking for a guillotine here but Bastard defends easily. #SUB2#
Ryker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bastard can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bastard looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB2#
Ryker is looking for a triangle but Bastard pushes his legs off easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard preventing the sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##TD#
Bastard shoots in and bounces Ryker off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Bastard trying to control but Ryker is working from the bottom.
Ryker being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB2#
Ryker throws his legs up looking for a submission but Bastard uses it to pass to side control.
Ryker gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Ryker is pressing down on Bastard's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB2#
Ryker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T1##SUB2#
Ryker is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Ryker is looking for a triangle but Bastard pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Ryker working for submissions but it's allowed Bastard to get to half guard.
Bastard is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Bastard throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ryker can do to turn this around?
Bastard prevents Ryker from improving his position.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bastard is taking a breather. Ryker says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB#
Bastard seems to be working for a kimura but Ryker defends the submission attempt.
Bastard throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Green Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bastard stalling.
Ryker slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#T3##SUB2#
Ryker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bastard defends well.
Bastard is stalling in the full guard.
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Bastard fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Ryker to the ground. Bastard is now in Ryker's guard.#T4#
Ryker tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bastard seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB2#
Ryker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bastard defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Ryker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that second round.
That's time! Bastard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.#R3#
Ryker is looking to clinch.
Bastard changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#CL2#
Ryker moves into the clinch successfully. #TD#
Bastard jumps guard and drags Ryker to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Bastard controlling Ryker's posture.
Ryker preventing the sweep.
Bastard is adopting a defensive guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ryker stands and throws Bastard's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Bastard tries to get back to half guard but can't.#T1#
Bastard is trying to control Ryker's posture but Ryker avoids it.
Bastard tries to buck Ryker off but Ryker is having none of it.
Ryker is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Bastard is looking to regain half guard here but Ryker keeps moving and retains side control.
Ryker trying to control the position but Bastard is working away. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bastard is trying to control Ryker's posture but Ryker avoids it.
Bastard is not content to let Ryker control the position.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Bastard is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
Bastard scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Ryker being controlled for a moment.
Bastard throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Ryker works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure. #T3#
Bastard prevents Ryker from improving his position.
Bastard throwing shots but Ryker is blocking nicely.
Still in half guard, Bastard seems content to control.#SUB2#
Ryker looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Bastard pushes past his half guard into mount!
Bastard avoids the attempt from Ryker to control.
Bastard thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage. #T4#
Bastard thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Bastard takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bastard thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Ryker tries to lock up and control but Bastard gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bastard controlling from mount.
Bastard fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Ryker wants to control but Bastard is having none of it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Bastard looking to secure an arm triangle but Ryker defends it well.
Derrick Ryker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Green Bastard is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bastard blocks Ryker's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Green Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Green Bastard!

After winning the bout, Green Bastard thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: CFC 559     
Date:   Jun 03, 2023
#R1#
Galli goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Desmond Galli seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard tries for a takedown but Galli sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Galli lands a really nice looking cross but Bastard seems unphased.
Bastard shoots in but no luck this time.
Galli ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Galli scores with a shot to the body.
Galli connects with a right hand. Bastard shakes it off.
Bastard fails with the takedown
and Galli cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Green Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bastard takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good shot there by Galli.
Bastard with a poor takedown
and Bastard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Galli getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#ROC2#Bastard is rocked!
Galli shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Bastard takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Galli sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Bastard bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Desmond Galli!

 

Event: CFC 552     
Date:   May 13, 2023
#R1#
Brovold throws a jab when Bastard was well out of range.
Knut Brovold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#TD2#
Brovold gets a double leg takedown into Bastard's guard.
Bastard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Brovold manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Bastard is stalling in the full guard.
Brovold is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bastard looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Brovold for as long as he can get away with.#T1#
Brovold is trying to control the position but Bastard postures up.
Bastard stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Brovold swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Brovold throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Bastard escapes and throws Brovold's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Bastard working the ground and pound but Brovold is defending the strikes.
Bastard slows the pace down.
Brovold is looking to regain half guard here but Bastard keeps moving and retains side control.
You can see the frustration on Brovold's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T2#
Bastard is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Brovold will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Brovold tries to bench press Bastard off him but Bastard keeps the position.
You can see the frustration on Brovold's face as Bastard controls the position.
Brovold managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bastard.
Brovold wants to control but Bastard postures up.
Bastard landing strikes.
Brovold is looking to regain half guard here but Bastard keeps moving and retains side control.
Brovold seems a little lost for a moment, as Bastard dominates the positioning.
Bastard connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Brovold some visible discomfort.
Brovold is looking to regain half guard here but Bastard keeps moving and retains side control.
Bastard is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Brovold will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T3#
Brovold wants to control but Bastard postures up.
Brovold tries to bench press Bastard off him but Bastard keeps the position.
Brovold gets back to half guard.
Brovold tries to roll over but Bastard keeps him under control.
Bastard looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Brovold with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Bastard is thwarting Brovold's attempts to control the position.
Bastard is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
Brovold looking for submissions off his back.#T4#
Bastard content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Bastard looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Brovold has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bastard is working away from the top position though.
Bastard keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Brovold is trying to control but can't. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#TD#
Bastard looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Brovold!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Brovold dives in and grabs Bastard's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bastard pushes down on Brovold's head and hops out.
Bastard feinted with a counter takedown.
Brovold has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#TD#
Bastard shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Brovold's guard.#SUB2#
Bastard got a little sloppy there for a moment and Brovold has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bastard has managed to get both his arms back between Brovold's legs - danger averted.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bastard looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brovold preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bastard in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #SUB2#
Brovold looking for a guillotine here but Bastard defends easily.
Bastard content to stall in guard here. #T1#
Brovold not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bastard not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Brovold preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bastard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bastard throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Brovold is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Brovold pulls Bastard in close to prevent any damage. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Brovold shoots in and drives through. Bastard sprawls well.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#TD2#
Brovold shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bastard manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Brovold slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bastard lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Brovold is trying to keep Bastard in close.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#T3#
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#SUB2#
Bastard got a little sloppy there for a moment and Brovold has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bastard has managed to get both his arms back between Brovold's legs - danger averted.#SUB2#
Bastard throws a sloppy strike and Brovold has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Bastard is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Brovold!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Knut Brovold!
An out of breath and clearly excited Knut Brovold thanked Critical Mass Q159 $75 for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: CFC 541     
Date:   Apr 01, 2023
#R1#
Bloodgates lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming. #TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bloodgates enables Bastard to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bloodgates manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Bloodgates can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bastard controls the pace.
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Bloodgates looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
Bastard postures up in Bloodgates's guard and throws a big left but Bloodgates blocks it.
Bastard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bastard sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T1#
Bloodgates connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bastard tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bloodgates sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Bastard somewhat.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Bastard.
Bastard slows the pace down. #SUB#
Bastard swings around for an armbar but Bloodgates sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Bastard's guard.#T2#
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bloodgates is one step ahead there.
Bastard seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Bastard looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bloodgates is one step ahead there.
Bloodgates wanted to stand there but Bastard had control of the position. #T3#
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Bloodgates from controlling successfully.
Bloodgates showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Bastard seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Bastard bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bloodgates's guard. #REVR#
Bastard throws a big right hand that misses.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bastard throwing strikes from guard but Bloodgates blocks nicely.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Bloodgates looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Bastard puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Bastard is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Bastard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Green Bastard will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bastard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Bastard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bloodgates keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Good standup being displayed there by Bloodgates as he connects with a hook.#TD#
Bastard fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Bloodgates sprawls well initially but Bastard persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Bastard not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Bastard has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bastard seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Bastard has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Bloodgates defend it? Bastard steps over the head and cranks it - Bloodgates is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Bastard!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Green Bastard!
A victorious Green Bastard thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: CFC 530     
Date:   Feb 25, 2023
#R1#
Bastard walks into a left hand. #TD2#
White bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The ground and pound from White seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Bastard has one of White's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
The strikes coming from White are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Bastard tries to improve position but can't.
Bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bastard tries to get out of the position.
Bastard avoids any damage from the ground and pound of White.
White misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Bastard manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
White controlling the position for now.
Bastard controlling the pace.
White has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bastard missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bastard trying to control from half guard but White is working away. #T1#
The fighters are battling for position here. White manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
White looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bastard trying to control the position from guard on top but White is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bastard looking to sit in guard and control but White gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
White wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bastard keeping full guard, as White tries to pass.
White trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T2#
Bastard wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing White from controlling successfully.
Bastard has his hands on White's head, controlling the position.
White wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
White loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
White controlling from the top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing White from controlling successfully.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bastard wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T3#
White lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Bastard enables White to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bastard manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
White controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
White stays in close to Bastard's body and controls the position.
White trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bastard wants to sweep here but White controlling him for the moment.
White slips nicely into half guard.
White is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. #T4#
Bastard is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of White's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take White's back!
Bastard seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
White trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
White might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bastard haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Bastard is hanging on to White's back as he tries to escape.
Bastard trying to control momentarily.
White rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
White tries to get to full guard but Bastard has control of the leg.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
White is trying is best to control the position here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
White slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bastard trying to control but White is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Walter White dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Bastard fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
White listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.#TD2#
Bastard gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bastard wants to sweep but no luck.
White passes into half guard.
White lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bastard on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard won't allow White to pass to mount.
White looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard is pressing down on White's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Bastard trying to control the position.
White scoring with punches to the head and body. #T1#
Bastard is trying to keep White in close.
Bastard wants to sweep here but White controlling him for the moment.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells White's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
White wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bastard looking to control.
Bastard is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because White is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
White lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
White has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
White is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells White's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T2#
White is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bastard is trying to control the position but White postures up.
Bastard is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
White throwing strikes but missing.
White lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bastard is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
White gets back to full guard. #SUB2#
White looking for a guillotine here but Bastard defends easily. #SUB2#
White working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bastard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Bastard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T3#
White is adopting a defensive guard.
White being controlled here, momentarily.
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#SUB2#
White had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Bastard defends it easily.
Bastard trying to control but White is working from the bottom. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
White looking to control.
White has Bastard pulled in close to control his posture.
Bastard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
White is trying to keep Bastard in close.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bastard postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.#SUB2#
White throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Walter White showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
White dives in and scores a takedown into Bastard's guard.
Bastard wants to sweep here but White controlling him for the moment.
Bastard is working hard here to advance position.
Bastard trying to control the position here.
White stopping the sweep attempt from Bastard.
Bastard controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White landing some decent shots from guard.
White landing with the ground and pound.
Bastard has momentary wrist control but White slips an elbow through the middle.#T1#
White scoring with some ground and pound.
White not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing White from controlling successfully.
White in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bastard is trying to control the position but White postures up.
Bastard keeping full guard, as White tries to pass.
White lands a couple of digs.
White lands a couple of digs.
White content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
White stopping the sweep attempt from Bastard.#T2#
Bastard is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Bastard wants to sweep but no luck.
White scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
White is in close to Bastard's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Bastard has White pulled in close to control his posture. #SUB2#
White is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
White being controlled here momentarily.
White wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving. #T3#
White lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bastard preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
White sitting in guard, not really doing much.
White trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
White is in close to Bastard's body, working some short punches and elbows.
White lands a couple of decent looking shots.
White is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
White working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bastard's head.
Bastard tries to land a sweep but no joy.
White lands a couple of elbows.
Bastard is trying to keep White in close.
Bastard is controlling White's posture.#T4##SUB2#
White is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Walter White is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
White postures up and lands a big shot to Bastard's brow.
White scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
White preventing the sweep.
White slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Bastard working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from White.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
White trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
White trying to control but Bastard is working from the bottom.
Green Bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bastard controlling White's posture.

And that's the end of the fight!
Walter White comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well White has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Walter White!

A relieved looking Walter White thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: CFC 523     
Date:   Jan 28, 2023
#R1#
Crunch! Lukov slams his shin into Bastard's torso.#TD#
Bastard closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Lukov is looking for a sweep. Bastard is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lukov punching from the bottom.
Bastard passes to side control.
Bastard controls the position. #SUB#
Bastard tries for a kimura but Lukov is defending well.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Bastard working the ground and pound but Lukov is defending the strikes.
Lukov is looking for a sweep.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard throws an elbow but Lukov slips to the side and avoids it well.
Lukov tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bastard wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lukov seems a little lost for a moment, as Bastard dominates the positioning.
Bastard seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lukov for as long as he can get away with.
Bastard misses with an attempted head punch from side control. #T1#
Lukov is being controlled here.
Lukov is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lukov tries to improve position but can't.
Bastard is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Bastard working the ground and pound.
Bastard taking a breather here.
Bastard moves into full mount!
Bastard prevents Lukov from getting the reversal.
Bastard lands a nice shot to the head.
Bastard looking to control and managing it successfully. #T2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Bastard lands a heavy elbow.
Bastard takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bastard has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Lukov is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lukov felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Lukov is still trying to improve position.
Bastard controlling the position easily from mount. #T3##SUB#
Bastard looking to secure an arm triangle but Lukov defends it well.
Bastard controlling the pace for now.
Bastard with a couple of short strikes.
Bastard controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Lukov is desperately trying to improve his position but Bastard has a good base and remains in mount.
Bastard controlling from mount.
Lukov working to try and regain half guard.
Bastard controlling from the full mount.
Bastard throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bastard punishing his opponent with strikes. #SUB#
Bastard working for a guillotine from mount but Lukov is in no mood to give up.
Lukov swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD#
Bastard looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Bastard might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bastard sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bastard postures up in Lukov's guard and throws a big left but Lukov blocks it. #SUB2#
Lukov is looking for a triangle but Bastard pushes his legs off easily.
Bastard is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bastard sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Lukov's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Lukov blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bastard. #T1##SUB#
Bastard is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Lukov sees it coming and defends easily.
Bastard missing with the ground and pound from half guard. #SUB2#
Lukov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lukov is breathing heavily.
Well, if Bastard is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Bastard thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lukov can do to turn this around?
Lukov blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bastard.
Bastard is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Lukov!
Bastard unloads with some shots from mount but Lukov bucks and avoids them well.
Bastard thowing shots but they're missing. #T2#
Bastard sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Bastard.
Bastard throwing strikes here but Lukov is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Lukov is in a horrible position here. Bastard smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Lukov is desperately trying to improve his position but Bastard has a good base and remains in mount.
Bastard controlling from the full mount.
Bastard sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bastard looking to control and managing it successfully. #T3#
Bastard dominating with strikes here.
Green Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bastard controlling from the full mount.
Lukov tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bastard looking to control and managing it successfully. #T4#
Bastard misses with a head shot.
Lukov is working to get back to half guard.
Bastard content just to control the position here.
Bastard throws some wild stikes that Lukov manages to avoid easily.
Bastard controlling from mount. #SUB#
Bastard looking for a guillotine from mount but Lukov is having none of it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lukov is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Bastard scoring with strikes but Lukov is staying in there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
A head kick misses from Lukov.
Lukov delivers a nice body kick.
Lukov throws a nice head kick! #TD#
Bastard shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bastard seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB2#
Lukov is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bastard pulls his head out easily.
Bastard blocks the strikes from Lukov.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bastard lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bastard with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lukov takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T1#
Bastard continues to hold on tight.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bastard connects with a nice short shot to Lukov's temple.
Bastard takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB2#
Lukov looking for a kimura from the bottom but Bastard passes into side control!
Bastard lands some shots froms side control.
Gavril Lukov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bastard takes a little break here. Lukov wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.#SUB#
Bastard looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lukov avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Bastard.
Lukov dodges the ground and pound from Bastard.
Bastard is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Lukov will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T3#
Lukov gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Bastard looking to control and managing it successfully.
Lukov is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Bastard with shots to the head and body - Lukov looks very uncomfortable down there. #SUB#
Bastard has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Lukov is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Green Bastard!
An out of breath Green Bastard thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: CFC Christmas     
Date:   Dec 24, 2022
#R1#
Distacio with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #CL2#
Distacio has managed to clinch.
Bastard drops down looking for an ankle pick but Distacio pulls his leg out and moves away.
A slapping leg kick lands for Distacio.
Good leg kick by Distacio. #TD#
Bastard manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Distacio on his heels. He'll look to pass Distacio's guard now, I'm sure.
Distacio looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bastard is stalling in the full guard.
Distacio looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Distacio is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Distacio trying to control the position here.
Distacio working a defensive guard here.
Bastard stopping the sweep attempt from Distacio.
Distacio is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T1#
Bastard controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Distacio is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Bastard throwing strikes but missing.
Distacio trying to control the position here.
Distacio is trying to control the position but Bastard postures up.
Distacio looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bastard is one step ahead there.
Bastard tries to free his leg and advance position but Distacio is retaining full guard.
Bastard postures up. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Distacio wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD#
Bastard shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Distacio's guard.
Distacio looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Distacio is trying to keep Bastard in close.
Distacio might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bastard haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Distacio preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bastard is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Distacio working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bastard.
Bastard is looking to work some ground and pound but Distacio has wrist control.
Distacio not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bastard engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Distacio is trying to keep Bastard in close. #T3#
Distacio has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Bastard has passed into side control.
An elbow from Bastard crashes against the mat.
Distacio tries to improve position but can't.
Bastard throws an elbow but Distacio slips to the side and avoids it well.
Distacio parries the strikes from Bastard easily there. Bastard is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Distacio to escape.
Distacio is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #SUB#
Bastard looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bastard slows the pace down. #SUB#
Bastard tries for a kimura but Distacio is defending well.
Bastard happy to just control the position for now. #T4#
Distacio is looking to regain half guard here but Bastard keeps moving and retains side control.
Distacio manages to get back to half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Bastard in particular looking to stall.
Bastard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Distacio keeps working.
Distacio tries to roll over but Bastard keeps him under control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Still in half guard, Bastard seems content to control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Green Bastard dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Distacio looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks. #TD#
Distacio gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bastard stopping the sweep attempt from Distacio.
Distacio is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bastard with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bastard looking to pass the guard.
Distacio can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bastard controls the pace.
Distacio trying to keep a closed guard but Bastard is proving a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard trying to control but Distacio is working from the bottom. #T1#
Distacio bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bastard's guard. #REVB#
Distacio stopping the sweep attempt from Bastard.
Distacio passes Bastard's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Green Bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bastard manages to get to full guard.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Distacio from controlling successfully.
Bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bastard tries to get out of the position.
Bastard wants to sweep here but Distacio controlling him for the moment.
Distacio wants to control from the top but Bastard keeps moving.
Bastard is adopting a defensive guard.
Bastard's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T2#
Distacio won't allow Bastard to sweep him here.
Distacio trying to control the position from guard on top but Bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SU2#
Distacio gets to his feet. Bastard looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #CL2#
Distacio clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Distacio walks away with a smile on his face. Bastard gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Distacio throws a leg kick which misses Bastard's front leg but catches the back leg as Bastard tries to avoid it.
Distacio pushes Bastard away with a front kick.
Bastard takes a kick to the side of the head.
Distacio looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Harry C Distacio is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Distacio throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Distacio lands a leg kick that knocks Bastard off balance momentarily.
Distacio tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bastard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bastard drops down looking for a counter takedown but Distacio sprawls and moves away.
Bastard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Distacio.
Harry C Distacio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
Distacio turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good leg kick by Distacio.
Distacio moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A good leg kick by Distacio.
Bastard chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Distacio can pounce on him.
Distacio defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bastard.
Bastard on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Distacio. Distacio obviously looking to wear him down.
Bastard shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Distacio defends it nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Green Bastard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Distacio throws a quick inside leg kick.
Distacio with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T4##CL2#
Distacio clinches up against the cage.
Distacio lands a knee to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Green Bastard has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bastard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bastard is working for takedown but Distacio is calmly controlling the position for now.
Distacio unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Bastard is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Distacio lands a big knee to the head and Bastard goes down! Distacio pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Harry C Distacio!
A very excited looking Harry C Distacio made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

 
 
 
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