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Event:
SPPS Resurrection 010
Date: Nov 02, 2024 |
#R1# Cheese just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese throws a lazy right hand but Chang sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Cheese is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Chang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. A big right from Chang misses. Chang throws a big shot that misses. Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chang throws a push kick but Cheese slaps the foot to one side. Cheese takes a swing at Chang's ribcage but misses. Gouda Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Chang jabbing away but nothing is landing. Cheese lands with a right hand. Cheese takes a swing at Chang's ribcage but misses. Cheese avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cheese throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. An attempted straight right counter from Chang misses the target. Cheese throws a big shot that misses. Chang misses with a wild body shot. Chang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chang throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Cheese steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Chang. Chang takes one to the chin there. Nice cross by Cheese.#T1# Cheese looks to throw the jab but Chang is out of range. Cheese looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Chang lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. Chang lands with a slapping head kick. Chang checks a low kick from Cheese. Chang takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Cheese scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. Chang takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Chang throws a hook but Cheese blocks it. An inside leg kick lands from Cheese. Cheese throws a right hand that misses
and Chang counters with a stiff right hand. Cheese scores with a jab. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Cheese fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done. Chang looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cheese slips under a jab from Chang. Cheese looks to throw the jab but Chang is out of range. Chang misses the shot to the body. Cheese works the jab nicely. Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.#T2# Cheese throws a nice inside leg kick. Chang moves out of range as Cheese throws a body kick.
Chang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cheese wants to counter with a clinch but Chang pushes him away. Cheese misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cheese throws out a counter right but Chang avoids it with no problem. Cheese is looking to slow Chang down with leg kicks. Cheese throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body. Chang throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Cheese throws a nice outside leg kick. Cheese lands with a right hand. Cheese scores with a jab. Cheese turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. Chang scores with a jab to the body. Chang walks into a left hand. Chang on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Chang lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cheese circles away quickly and effectively. Cheese is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Chang had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush. Cheese lands a glancing blow to the side of Chang's head. Cheese fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chang manages to avoid it. Chang lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cheese circles away quickly and effectively.#T3# Chang throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cheese sees it coming and avoids it easily. Cheese throws a nice head kick!
Cheese throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chang stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Chang throws a leg kick that misses. Chang fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Chang connects with a looping right hand.
Chang keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Chang throws a shot from downtown. Cheese moves away and avoids it. Chang walks into a jab. Cheese shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Chang is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Chang is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Chang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cheese.
A big left from Chang misses. Cheese clobbers Chang with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL2# Chang gets tackled into the cage by Cheese. Cheese maintains the clinch. Chang makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Chang controls the action.
#BC# Chang breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2# Cheese closes the distance and clinches. #T4# Chang tries to stall but Cheese uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land. Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Cheese.
Chang scores with a nice hook to the head. Chang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Cheese tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chang's elbow. Cheese working some nice short punches in the clinch. Cheese tries a body shot but Chang blocks it.
Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chang backwards. Cheese taking a breather. Chang softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC# Chang escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Chang. Cheese shrugs it off though. Chang misses with a wild body shot. Chang gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there. Chang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cheese. Chang tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gouda Cheese dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2# Chang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheese. Cheese lunges at Chang with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Chang's hand. Cheese connects with a leg kick. Cheese fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Chang has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Chang throws a body shot but no joy. A looping hook to the body misses from Chang. Cheese does a little dance to reset his feet. Cheese thuds his shin into the meat of Chang's side. Chang tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cheese is able to avoid easily. Cheese throws a leg kick which misses Chang's front leg but catches the back leg as Chang tries to avoid it. Chang walks into a jab. An inside leg kick from Chang misses. Cheese lands with a kick to the ribs.
Cheese goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Cheese takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Cheese misses with an uppercut
and Chang counters with a straight right hand. Chang moves out of range of the body kick from Cheese.
Chang just misses with a punch to the body.
Cheese explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work. Chang misses with a head kick.
#T1# Chang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Cheese misses. Cheese uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chang. Gouda Cheese seems to be getting the better of the standup. Cheese works the jab nicely. Cheese buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Chang sees it coming and checks it nicely. Chang on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere. Chang lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Chang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Cheese connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son. Cheese has been the more effective fighter overall so far. A looping hook to the body misses from Cheese. Chang does a little dance to reset his feet. Chang half committed to a counter leg kick. The fighters circling - Chang throws out the jab but it was never going to land. The fighters circling - Chang throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Cheese throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Cheese connects with a jab. Cheese rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chang counters with a straight right hand. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Chang pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Chang looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that. Cheese is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Chang with a nice calf kick.#T2# Cheese throws a head kick that misses. Chang swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Chang lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Chang avoids a low kick by using good footwork. Cheese walks into a stiff left hand from Chang. Cheese is looking to slow Chang down with leg kicks. Cheese misses with a body shot.
Chang displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination. #ROC#Cheese is rocked! Chang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cheese.
Cheese is still on wobbly legs! Can Chang finish him? Chang pounces like a tiger and cracks Cheese with a vicious hook! Cheese is down but not out! Chang follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tommy Chang! During a confident post fight interview, Tommy Chang thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
SPPS Resurrection 005
Date: Sep 21, 2024 |
#R1# Crap ducks under a wild hook from Cheese. Crap is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. We've been told by Cheese's head coaches at Tosen's Home for Lost Boys that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Cheese throws a nice inside leg kick. Cheese pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Crap changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt. A kick lands to the mid section there for Cheese. Cheese goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Crap feints the counter takedown. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Cheese comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Cheese lands a head shot. Cheese really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Cheese throws a leg kick but Crap moved away.#T1# Crap uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese. Crap feints the counter takedown. Gouda Cheese seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Crap uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese. Cheese lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CL# Cheese gets in close and instigates a clinch. Crap working aggressively here.
Crap throws a head punch that misses. Crap has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Crap backwards. Cheese blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crap. Cheese pushes Crap back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Crap misses with the head strike.
#T2##BC# Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Crap defending well as Cheese loads up on a big left hand. Crap feints the counter takedown. Cheese attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin. Cheese tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. Cheese misses with a hook
#TD2# so Crap counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. This has been an exciting period of action! Cheese utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. Crap throws a strike but Cheese rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR# Cheese pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Crap is keeping the position for now. Cheese is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position. Crap bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cheese's guard. #REVB##T3# Cheese preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Crap is working Cheese over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. Crap in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Cheese tries to land a sweep but no joy. Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!#REVR# Crap wants to hit a sweep here but Cheese passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Crap there! Cheese controlling the pace for now. Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly? Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly? #T4# Cheese controlling from the full mount. Crap is trying to escape the mount.
Crap is persisting with the attempt to improve his position. Crap bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done! Crap throws a big elbow that misses. Crap throwing strikes but missing. Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!#REVR# The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Crap wants to sweep but no luck. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gouda Cheese dominated that round. Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2# A low kick from Cheese misses #TD2# and Crap counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. Crap sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cheese defending well though. Crap looks to land a strike but Cheese avoids it nicely and regains full guard. Crap loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Cheese is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control. Crap postures up in Cheese's guard and throws a big left but Cheese blocks it. Crap missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Crap throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Crap working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. Crap loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Crap with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal. Crap has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at The Purpose Martial Arts Academy. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one. Crap postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. Cheese working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crap. #T1# Crap is looking to work some ground and pound but Cheese has wrist control. Cheese looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Cheese working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Crap. Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!#REVR# The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Crap looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cheese is one step ahead there. Crap is striking from the bottom but Cheese uses the opportunity to pass into half guard. Cheese is pressing down on Crap's thigh, looking to free his foot. Crap is holding on for now. Crap punching from the bottom.
Crap manages to get to full guard.
Carl Crap has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2# Cheese controlling from the top position. Crap trying to strike off his back.
Crap doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Crap doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Crap thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage. Crap throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Cheese passes into half guard under a barage of strikes. Crap tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land. Cheese prevents Crap from improving his position.#T3# Crap tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land. Crap punching from the bottom.
Crap is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
Crap swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing. Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly? Cheese looking to control but Crap is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. Cheese blocks Crap's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom. Cheese prevents Crap from getting the reversal.#T4# Crap is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes. Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly? Crap is trying desperately to improve position. Crap throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing. Crap throwing hammer fists to the chest of Cheese. What's that going to do exactly? The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Crap swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Crap is trying desperately to improve position. Crap flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Gouda Cheese will probably get the nod. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3# A telegraphed right hand from Cheese misses the target. #CL# The fight moves into the clinch position. Crap blocks a body shot from Cheese. Crap misses with a short punch on the inside. A short right from Cheese. A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land. A left hand lands to the body for Cheese.
Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Crap.
Cheese lands a right hand. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Crap fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Crap working aggressively here.
A short left from Cheese. Crap takes an elbow to the temple. Crap blocks a body shot from Cheese. Cheese blocks a punch to the side of the head.
#T1# Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land. Cheese's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Crap lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Crap working aggressively here.
Crap throws a head punch that misses. Crap misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese. Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Crap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards. Cheese blocks an uppercut.
Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese is leaning against Crap and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Cheese blocking some punches.
Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Crap avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage. Crap swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Cheese misses with a hook from the clinch. Crap misses with a short punch on the inside. Crap working aggressively here.
#T2# Crap misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Cheese. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Crap misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cheese creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Crap swings wildly with an uppercut but Cheese uses good head movement to avoid it. A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land. A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land. Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Crap backwards. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cheese. A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese. Cheese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land. Gouda Cheese has scored more points in the clinch so far. Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
Both guys are working to get underhooks. Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Cheese fails to land. Crap lands with a left to the head. #T3# Crap lands a right hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards. Crap blocking some punches.
#BC# Cheese's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Cheese throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cheese pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Cheese throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. Crap with the counter takedown but Cheese avoids it easily. A slow jab from Cheese misses its intended target. Crap is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here. Cheese throws a leg kick #TD2# and Crap counters with a nice double leg into guard. Crap throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T4# Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!#REVR# Crap throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. Cheese stopping the sweep attempt from Crap. Cheese slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. Crap trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. Cheese won't allow Crap to sweep him here. Crap throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Crap looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Crap is striking but Cheese is not phased and passes to half guard. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Crap punching from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Carl Crap. I think Cheese has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 30:28 Judge Topper Green scores the fight 29:29 Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
The fight is ruled a draw! |
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Event:
SPPS Resurrection 002
Date: Aug 24, 2024 |
#R1# Crap keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cheese. Crap drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cheese sprawls and moves away. Cheese misses with a leg kick #TD# and Crap counters with a takedown into side control. Cheese tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Crap wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. Crap tries to score with some ground and pound. Cheese controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage. Crap has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. Cheese is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Cheese dodges the ground and pound from Crap. The ground and pound from Crap seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. An elbow from Crap crashes against the mat.
Crap looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Cheese is avoiding damage well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Crap throws a strike aimed at the side of Cheese's head but Cheese avoids it well. Crap creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Cheese sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. The strikes coming from Crap are missing the target in this wave of attacks. Cheese struggling a bit here. Crap lands a decent elbow from side control. #T1# Cheese manages to get back to half guard. Crap sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Cheese defending well though. Crap thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cheese's head. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Crap thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. Cheese blocking the ground and pound attempt from Crap. Crap drops an elbow to the side of Cheese's head. Cheese keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. Crap throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Crap throwing shots but Cheese is blocking nicely. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Cheese tries to get to full guard but Crap has control of the leg. Crap thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Cheese's head. Crap throwing shots but Cheese is blocking nicely. #T2# Crap thows a huge punch but Cheese dodges it nicely.
Crap working over Cheese with some ground and pound. Cheese looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable. Crap thows a huge punch but Cheese dodges it nicely.
Cheese is controlling Crap's trapped leg to prevent Crap from advancing to side control. Cheese blocking the ground and pound attempt from Crap. Crap missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. Crap not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Cheese blocking the ground and pound attempt from Crap. Cheese keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound. Crap throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Crap with the ground and pound but Cheese uses the opportunity to regain guard. Cheese is pulling down on Crap's head to control his posture. Crap postures up in Cheese's guard and throws a big left but Cheese blocks it. #T3# Cheese preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Crap is looking to work some ground and pound but Cheese has wrist control. Cheese seems keen to control Crap's posture. Crap is looking to work some ground and pound but Cheese has wrist control. The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult. Crap throws an elbow that misses. Cheese uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Crap's guard. Nice move by Cheese!#REVB# Cheese is stalling in the full guard. Crap trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from! Crap wants to sweep here but Cheese controlling him for the moment. Crap trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage. #T4# Cheese controlling from the top position. Crap striking off his back but it's not causing Cheese any problems. Crap lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR# Crap loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Crap throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Cheese works some decent striking defense from the bottom. Crap throws a strike but Cheese rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB# Crap throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. Crap with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Cheese can't handle though.
Cheese is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. Crap looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cheese is one step ahead there. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Carl Crap dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2# Cheese throws a hook to the side of Crap's head but Crap sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Cheese throws a leg kick which misses Crap's front leg but catches the back leg as Crap tries to avoid it. Cheese looks to land a left hand but Crap moved out of range nicely. Crap keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cheese can do to turn this around?#CL2# Cheese clinches up against the cage. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Crap throws a head punch that misses. Crap misses with a hook from the clinch. Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Crap tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cheese takes a shot to the head. Cheese pushes Crap back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#T1# Cheese working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. Crap lands a right hand. Cheese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Crap. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crap. A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese. Crap throws a head punch that misses. Cheese scores with a shot to the side of Crap's head. Crap lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cheese backwards. Crap tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Cheese blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cheese tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Crap's elbow. Cheese swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. Cheese lands a body shot. Crap scores with a shoulder strike. Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Cheese misses with some punches.
Crap has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese controlling the action here for a moment.
Carl Crap has scored more points in the clinch so far. A right hand to the body from Cheese.
#T2# Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Crap avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage. A short body shot lands from Cheese as the two fighters clinch.
Cheese swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. A head punch blocked on the inside by Cheese. Crap misses with a short punch on the inside. A short right from Cheese on the inside. Crap has a couple of punches blocked by Cheese.
Cheese digs a right hand into Crap's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Crap's gas tank. A quick uppercut on the inside from Cheese. Crap misses with the head strike.
Crap's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! Cheese swings wildly with an uppercut but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. Crap tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Crap misses with the head strike.
Crap scores with a nice hook to the head. A short right from Cheese on the inside. Cheese lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Crap backwards. #T3# Crap throws a punch but it's blocked by Cheese. Cheese tries to work over Crap's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Cheese lands a shoulder strike. Cheese lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Crap lands a left hand.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Crap controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Crap fails to land. Cheese throws a head punch that misses. #BC2# Cheese breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cheese throws a shot to the body.
Cheese tries to land a front kick but Crap steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Crap drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles. Cheese throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. #T4# Crap checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Cheese misses with a low kick.
The fighters circling - Cheese throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Crap feinted with a counter takedown. Cheese looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Crap tries to counter with a takedown but Cheese is quick to defend against it. Crap takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Cheese looks to throw the jab but Crap is out of range. Crap attempts a counter takedown but Cheese avoids it well and moves away. And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Gouda Cheese showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3# Cheese is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Crap. Crap drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cheese sprawls and moves away. Cheese throws a right and a left that both miss. Crap appears to be looking for a counter takedown. Cheese throws out a loose jab but Crap uses good head movement to avoid it. Carl Crap is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. Crap keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cheese. Crap uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cheese. Crap feinted with a counter takedown. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. A big left from Cheese misses. Crap uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cheese.#T1# Cheese scores with a jab to the body. Crap moves out of range of the body kick. Crap drops down looking for a counter takedown but Cheese sprawls and moves away. Crap uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cheese. Cheese thows a leg kick but Crap checks it #TD# and Crap counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cheese won't be happy with that. An elbow from Crap crashes against the mat.
The strikes coming from Crap are missing the target in this wave of attacks. The ground and pound from Crap seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. The strikes coming from Crap are missing the target in this wave of attacks. #T2# Crap lands a nice forearm strike. Crap misses with the ground and pound. Crap works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Crap misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Cheese parries the strikes from Crap easily there. Crap is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Cheese to escape.
Crap with the ground and pound but Cheese regains half guard under the barage of strikes. Crap throwing shots but Cheese is blocking nicely. Crap looks to land a strike but Cheese avoids it nicely and regains full guard. Crap trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. Crap throws a strike but Cheese rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB# Crap is striking from the bottom but Cheese uses the opportunity to pass into half guard. Cheese trying to control the pace. #T3# Crap tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land. Crap is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. Crap misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Cheese performing his best blanket impression for a moment. Crap punching from the bottom.
Crap tries to roll over but Cheese keeps him under control. Crap misses with some strikes from the bottom.
#T4# A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd. Crap throws a strike from the bottom but Cheese passes into side control!
Cheese trying to control the action but Crap is working from the bottom. Cheese controlling from side mount. Crap throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land. The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Crap throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land. Crap is trying to get back to half guard. Crap tries to strike but it doesn't land. #REF3# The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Gouda Cheese. I think Cheese has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 29:28 Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:29 Judge John Mangel scores the fight 28:29
The fight is ruled a draw! |
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Event:
Very Wacky 2 - QF
Date: Nov 09, 2022 |
#R1# Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling each other endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive. Parmesan Cheese works the jab nicely. Gouda Cheese throws a jab when Parmesan Cheese was well out of range. Parmesan Cheese looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Gouda Cheese throws a jab when Parmesan Cheese was well out of range. Parmesan Cheese lands a head shot.#T1# Parmesan Cheese moves away from the strike by Gouda Cheese. It seemed like Parmesan Cheese was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it. Parmesan Cheese walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Parmesan Cheese throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Parmesan Cheese throws out a powerful jab.#T2# Parmesan Cheese uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gouda Cheese has time to react. Parmesan Cheese misses the jab. It looked like Gouda Cheese wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. Gouda Cheese misses with a looping right. Parmesan Cheese swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out! Gouda Cheese throws the left hand but Parmesan Cheese avoids the punch easily.
And that's the end of the fight! Parmesan Cheese comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. Well Parmesan Cheese has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 9:10 Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 9:10 Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 9:10
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Parmesan Cheese! |
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