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by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 24, 2023 |
#R1#
Boogerfish avoids a kick to the body.
Wilder feints and then cracks Boogerfish's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Boogerfish down.
Wilder fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've been told by Wilder's head coaches at Rocket's Gentlemen Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wilder tests Boogerfish's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wilder throws a body punch but Boogerfish moves out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Wilder!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Wilder - that will leave a mark!
Wilder throws a half hearted mid kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boogerfish takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick lands for Wilder.
#KD#
Wilder cracks Boogerfish with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Boogerfish looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Wilder finish him?
#ROC#Boogerfish is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wilder throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Boogerfish is still on wobbly legs! Can Wilder finish him?
Boogerfish looks winded!#T1#
Boogerfish is aggressively charging in as Wilder backs up avoiding any damage. Wilder tosses out a jab and Boogerfish runs right into it face first! Boogerfish is out cold! Wilder dropped down on all fours and is barking in Boogerfish's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lucas Wilder!
Our winner, Lucas Wilder, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
SSG 107 Cheese vs Gambini
Date: Feb 19, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 3 wins and 5 losses; Raymond Gascon! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 3 losses; Fartwee Boogerfish!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Mauricio Rocha.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD#
Gascon shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Boogerfish napping and manages to drive through into side control! Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Gascon (4) vs (0) Boogerfish
Boogerfish can't do much from the bottom here.
Gascon is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Boogerfish will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Boogerfish is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Gascon thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Gascon just content to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gascon tries to move into full mount but can't pass Boogerfish's legs. #SUB#
Gascon thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Gascon definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
You can see the frustration on Boogerfish's face as Gascon controls the position. #T1##SUB#
Gascon tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Gascon has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Boogerfish trying to remain calm as Gascon controls from the top position.
Boogerfish can't do much from the bottom here.
Gascon wants to control but Boogerfish is keeping him busy.
Boogerfish seems a little lost for a moment, as Gascon dominates the positioning.#T2#
Gascon has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Boogerfish! Score +2 for reaching mount: Gascon (6) vs (0) Boogerfish
Boogerfish is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Gascon controlling from the full mount. #SUB#
Gascon working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Boogerfish looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by Gascon! Submission of the night perhaps?
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Raymond Gascon! |
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Event:
SSG 103 Drago vs Atkinson
Date: Feb 05, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Los Angeles, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 7 losses; Ferdinand Upsala! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Fartwee Boogerfish!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Dillan Fox.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#CL#
Upsala has Boogerfish up against the cage in a clinch.
#TD2#
Boogerfish tightens his grip and picks Upsala up, before dumping him to the ground. Upsala manages to land in guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Upsala (0) vs (2) Boogerfish
Boogerfish wants to control from the top but Upsala keeps moving.
Upsala tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Upsala managing to control the position.
Boogerfish trying to control the position from guard on top but Upsala is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boogerfish is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boogerfish stopping the sweep attempt from Upsala.
Upsala is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Boogerfish trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T1#
Upsala keeping moving, preventing Boogerfish from controlling successfully.
Boogerfish trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Upsala has Boogerfish pulled in close to control his posture.
Boogerfish looking to pass the guard.
Upsala controlling Boogerfish's posture.
Boogerfish trying to control the position from guard on top but Upsala is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Upsala has control of Boogerfish's left arm, preventing Boogerfish from doing any damage.
Boogerfish looking to pass the guard. #T2#
Boogerfish trying to control but Upsala is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Upsala looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it. #SUB2#
Boogerfish drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Boogerfish jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Boogerfish being controlled here momentarily.
Upsala is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Upsala bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Boogerfish's guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Upsala (2) vs (2) Boogerfish#SUB2#
Upsala got a little sloppy there for a moment and Boogerfish has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Upsala has managed to get both his arms back between Boogerfish's legs - danger averted.#T3#
Upsala engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #SUB2#
Boogerfish looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Upsala stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Boogerfish swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Boogerfish has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Upsala can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
We've been informed that Boogerfish has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.#T4#
Upsala pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Boogerfish is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Upsala drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Boogerfish dives on top into guard. Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Upsala (2) vs (4) Boogerfish
Upsala looking to hit a scissor sweep but Boogerfish is one step ahead there.
Boogerfish trying to control but Upsala is working from the bottom.
Boogerfish pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Upsala is keeping the position for now.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Upsala holds on and takes a little breather.
Upsala keeping full guard, as Boogerfish tries to pass. #T5#
Upsala controlling the position.
Boogerfish stopping the sweep attempt from Upsala.
Upsala has control of Boogerfish's left arm, preventing Boogerfish from doing any damage.
Upsala keeping full guard, as Boogerfish tries to pass.
Upsala has his hands on Boogerfish's head, controlling the position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Upsala is on top in guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Upsala (4) vs (4) Boogerfish
Upsala slips nicely into half guard.#T6##SUB#
Upsala is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Boogerfish has managed to free his arm - good work.
Upsala is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Upsala is thwarting Boogerfish's attempts to control the position.
Upsala wants to take a breather but Boogerfish is having none of it. #SUB#
Boogerfish is defending against the submission attempts here by Upsala.
Upsala wants to free his trapped foot but Boogerfish is holding on for dear life with his legs. #T7#
Upsala performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Boogerfish trying to control but Upsala postures up.
Upsala is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
Upsala trying to control but Boogerfish is working from the bottom. #T8#
Upsala tries to free his leg and advance position but Boogerfish is retaining full guard.
Upsala trying to control the position from guard on top but Boogerfish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Upsala looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Upsala advances to half guard.
Upsala passes to side control. Score +3 for passing guard: Upsala (7) vs (4) Boogerfish
Boogerfish seems a little lost for a moment, as Upsala dominates the positioning.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T9##SUB#
Upsala thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
We've been hearing that Upsala has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Upsala working away.#SUB#
Upsala working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Upsala is staying tight to Boogerfish's torso, preventing him from escaping.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boogerfish stops Upsala from passing to mount. #T10#
Boogerfish struggling a bit here.#SUB#
Upsala has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Boogerfish is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Upsala yanks on the arm and Boogerfish is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Upsala.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 10:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ferdinand Upsala! |
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Event:
Stepping Stone 96
Date: Jan 22, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 1 losses; Fartwee Boogerfish! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Tokyo, with a TWGC record of 5 wins and 3 losses; Daijiro Kimura!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Russell Pearce and Bruno Lombardi.
Let's get this grappling contest under way! Who will be victorious?#TD2#
Kimura scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. Score +4 for clean takedown past guard: Boogerfish (0) vs (4) Kimura
Kimura tries to move into full mount but can't pass Boogerfish's legs.
Kimura has control of an arm but Boogerfish manages to advance to Kimura's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Boogerfish (4) vs (4) Kimura
Kimura tries to escape the position.
Boogerfish really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boogerfish doesn't have the hooks in and Kimura manages to turn into his guard.
Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Boogerfish (4) vs (6) Kimura
Kimura pushing down on Boogerfish's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Kimura is trying to work for a kimura but Boogerfish is defending well.
Kimura passes to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Boogerfish (4) vs (9) Kimura
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kimura content just to control the position here. #T1#
Kimura's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#SUB2#
Kimura is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Boogerfish has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Boogerfish! Score +2 for sweep to guard / half guard: Boogerfish (6) vs (9) Kimura
Kimura pulls Boogerfish in close to prevent any damage.
Boogerfish tries to free his leg and advance position but Kimura is retaining full guard. #SUB2#
Kimura is looking for a triangle but Boogerfish pushes his legs off easily.
#SUB2#
Kimura is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#T2#
Boogerfish trying to control the position from guard on top but Kimura is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boogerfish stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kimura swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Boogerfish will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Boogerfish wants to control from the top but Kimura keeps moving.
Kimura is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Kimura is continuing to stall.#T3##SUB2#
Boogerfish is posturing up here but Kimura has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Boogerfish tries to roll out but it's too tight and Boogerfish has to tap! Slick submission there by Kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Daijiro Kimura! |
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Event:
Stepping Stone 91
Date: Jan 08, 2023 |
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the super heavyweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Montreal, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 5 losses; Jacques Chancel! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 0 losses; Fartwee Boogerfish!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Joseph Jones and Reed Andrews.
The fighters connect hands in the middle of the mat and we are under way.#TD#
Chancel shoots in and gets a takedown into Boogerfish's guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Chancel (2) vs (0) Boogerfish
Chancel seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We've been hearing good reports from Chancel's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Chancel won't allow Boogerfish to sweep him here.
Chancel sitting in guard here, content to control.
Chancel wants to pass the guard but Boogerfish is keeping the position.
Chancel controlling from the top position.
Boogerfish controls Chancel momentarily but Chancel frees himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chancel seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T1#
Chancel wants to pass the guard but Boogerfish is keeping the position.
Chancel is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Chancel slips nicely into half guard.
Boogerfish is looking to control Chancel's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Boogerfish avoid being mounted?
Chancel is looking to advance position but Boogerfish won't allow it.
Chancel controlling the action here.#T2##SUB2#
Boogerfish looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Chancel wants to free his trapped foot but Boogerfish is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Chancel performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T3#
Boogerfish is trying to maintain the position but Chancel is very close to passing his half guard.
Chancel content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Boogerfish has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Chancel is working away from the top position though.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Chancel in particular looking to stall.
Chancel's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
We've been informed that Boogerfish has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Chancel wants to pass to mount but Boogerfish is defending the position. #T4#
Boogerfish wants to improve his position but Chancel is controlling well.
Chancel slows the pace down in half guard. #SUB#
Chancel is looking for a kimura here.
Chancel slows the pace down in half guard.
Chancel passes to full mount! Score +3 for passing guard: Chancel (5) vs (0) Boogerfish#T5#
Chancel controlling from the full mount.
Chancel has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T6#
Boogerfish tries to hold on but Chancel postures up.
Chancel controlling the pace for now.
Further stalling from Chancel.
Boogerfish tries to lock up and control but Chancel gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T7#
Chancel takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Chancel seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Boogerfish for as long as he can get away with.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Chancel.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boogerfish wants to control but Chancel is having none of it.#T8#
Chancel looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boogerfish tries to lock up and control but Chancel gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Boogerfish is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Chancel controlling his opponent. #SUB#
Chancel is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Boogerfish has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Chancel controlling his opponent. #T9#
Boogerfish is working to get back to half guard.
Chancel looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boogerfish is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Chancel controlling his opponent.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Chancel is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Chancel continues to hold on tight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T10#
Boogerfish can't escape the position.
Boogerfish tries to lock up and control but Chancel gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Chancel controlling the position easily from mount. #T11#
Boogerfish tries to hold on but Chancel pushes him away.
Chancel controlling the position easily from mount.
Boogerfish tries to hold on but Chancel postures up.
Chancel content just to control the position here.
Boogerfish tries to hold on but Chancel postures up.#T12#
Boogerfish might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Chancel haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Chancel controlling from the full mount. #T13#
Boogerfish tries to hold on but Chancel pushes him away.
Chancel content just to control the position here. #T14#
Boogerfish sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Boogerfish is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Chancel's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Chancel's back! Score +4 for clean sweep to past guard: Chancel (5) vs (4) Boogerfish
Chancel is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Chancel is keeping busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Boogerfish is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Chancel defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Boogerfish looks winded!
Chancel rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chancel takes the fight on points by 5 to 4. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 20, 2022 |
#R1##TD2#
Hilo fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Boogerfish sprawls well initially but Hilo persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Boogerfish trying to control here.
Hilo prevents Boogerfish from improving his position.
Boogerfish is positioning himself well to prevent Hilo advancing to mount.
Boogerfish wants to control but Hilo is keeping busy and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boogerfish desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Boogerfish's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#T1#
Hilo is thwarting Boogerfish's attempts to control the position.
Hilo sitting and controlling from the half guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Hilo swinging wildly here.
#CL2#
Hilo gets a clinch. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Boogerfish tries for a takedown. No joy.
Boogerfish goes for a takedown in the clinch but Hilo prevents it.
#TD#
Boogerfish wants the takedown. Hilo is fighting it off but Boogerfish persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Hilo's guard against the cage.
Hilo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Boogerfish wants to control from the top but Hilo keeps moving.
Boogerfish stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hilo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Boogerfish is working hard here to advance position.#T3#
Boogerfish trying to control the position from guard on top but Hilo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boogerfish works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Boogerfish seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hilo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Boogerfish wants to free his trapped foot but Hilo is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Boogerfish is just content to waste time from the top position. Hilo takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Hilo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Boogerfish. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Boogerfish pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hilo is keeping the position for now.
Boogerfish wants to control from the top but Hilo keeps moving.
Boogerfish wants to pass the guard but Hilo is keeping the position.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Boogerfish wants to control from the top but Hilo keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Boogerfish gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Hilo must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hilo looks winded!
Boogerfish pulls Hilo in close to his closed guard and prevents Hilo from doing any damage or advancing position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Boogerfish is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Hilo defends well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jobibo Hilo dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##CL2#
Hilo takes the fight into the clinch.
Hilo can't break the clinch.
Hilo is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#TD#
Boogerfish gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Hilo regains guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Hilo is trying to push Boogerfish off with his feet but Boogerfish grabs hold of one of the legs and drops back looking for a submission! He's cranking on one of Hilo's ankles and Hilo is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Ankle Lock). Fartwee Boogerfish! |
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