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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 12, 2023 |
#R1#
Webb lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Webb really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Webb lands a jab.
Poop slips under a jab.
Webb connects with a body shot that sends Poop's belly button to the back.
Webb changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Webb lands a slapping body shot.
Webb cracks Poop with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Poop doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Webb uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Webb misses with a hook. Poop ducked under it nicely.
And Poop tries to counter it with a takedown but Webb pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Webb dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Webb punishes Poop's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheers as Webb lands an impressive looking overhand right. Poop doesn't seem phased though.
Poop should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#T1#
Webb lands with a cross.
Poop needs to keep his hands up - Webb had a free shot at his head there.#ROC#Poop is rocked!
Poop switches off momentarily and Webb cracks him with a monster right hand! Poop topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Webb dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Webb!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Howard Webb!
Howard Webb made sure to mention his sponsor, Island clothing lite in his post fight interview. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 28, 2023 |
#R1#
Torres lands a really nice looking cross but Poop seems unphased.
#CL#
Torres darts in and clinches Poop up against the cage.
Torres scores with a shoulder strike.
Torres definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Torres makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Poop can't get the takedown.
Torres softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC2#
Poop breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Torres misses with a two punch combination.
Torres comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Torres, as that shot connected.
Left hook, right uppercut from Torres.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#CL#
Torres gets a clinch.
Torres lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Torres gets through Poop's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T1#
Torres lands a hook that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Torres.
Torres lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Torres lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Torres.
A right handed body shot lands from Torres.
Torres lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Torres lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Torres could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#BC#
Torres breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Torres lands a body shot.
Torres fails with an attempt to clinch.
Poop is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Givaldo Torres seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL#
Torres gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Torres wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Poop has him pressed against the cage.
Torres presses Poop against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.#T2#
Torres lands a hook that snaps the head of Poop backwards. #TD2#
Poop has picked Torres up - he's going for a ride! Poop dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Poop looks winded!
Poop prevents Torres from improving his position.#SU2#
Poop stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being. #CL#
Torres has closed the distance and engaged Poop in a clinch.
Poop takes a shot to the head. #ROC#Poop is rocked!
Torres creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Poop with a big uppercut! Poop tries to clinch up but Torres pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Poop to the mat! Poop covers up and Torres unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Givaldo Torres! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 02, 2023 |
#R1##CL#
Ragnarson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Ragnarson is trying to pull guard but Poop turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Poop tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ragnarson smiles and moves away.
#CL#
Ragnarson rushes Poop and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.#TD#
Ragnarson decides to pull guard.
Poop tries to stand but Ragnarson is controlling from the bottom. #SUB#
Ragnarson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Poop defends it easily.#SUB#
Ragnarson is looking for a triangle but Poop pushes his legs off easily.
Poop wants to stand but Ragnarson is controlling his posture from full guard. #T1##SUB#
Poop is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Ragnarson has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Poop is looking to defend but Ragnarson has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Poop! Ragnarson pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Poop taps out and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Siggurd Ragnarson!
A less than humble Siggurd Ragnarson misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 11, 2023 |
#R1#
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
A head kick by Morris misses #TD#
and Poop counters with a single leg into guard. Morris didn't expect that.
Poop has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Morris is proving hard to escape from.
Morris wants to control the position but Poop says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Poop wants to stand up but Morris is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morris is controlling Poop's trapped leg to prevent Poop from advancing to side control.
Morris is trying to maintain the position but Poop is very close to passing his half guard.#T1#
Morris pushes Poop off looking to stand but Poop dives back in and keeps control.
Morris tries to roll over but Poop keeps him under control.
It looks like Poop is going to stand back up.
#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Morris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Morris misses with a double jab
#TD#
and Poop counters with a shoot takedown. Morris fights it but they end up in guard. #T2##SU#
Morris is working an open guard so Poop takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Morris tries a head kick but it misses.
Poop avoids the head kick by Morris.
Morris misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Poop attempts a counter takedown but Morris avoids it well and moves away.
Morris misses with a series of wild punches.
#T3#
A jab from Morris misses.
A jab from Morris misses.
Poop avoids the body shot from Morris.
Poop half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Morris throws a head kick that misses.
Morris tries to bum rush Poop with a series of wild strikes but Poop uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Morris lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Poop circles away quickly and effectively.
Morris misses with a combination
#TD#
and Poop counters with a nice double leg into guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Head Poop will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Morris looks to score with a jab to the body but Poop is just out of range.
Poop appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Morris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Poop half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Morris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Morris swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Poop drops down looking for a counter takedown but Morris sprawls and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morris fails to land with a series of punches.
#T1#
Morris thows a left - swing and a miss!
Morris misses with a left hand #TD#
and Poop counters with a single leg into guard. Morris didn't expect that.
Morris has his feet on Poop's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
A slow jab from Morris misses its intended target.
Poop tries to counter with a takedown but Morris is quick to defend against it.
Morris throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Morris misses with a two punch combination.
Poop half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.#T2#
Poop slips a jab from Morris.
Poop drops down looking for a counter takedown but Morris sprawls and moves away.
Poop defending well as Morris loads up on a big left hand.
Morris misses with a head kick.
Poop half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Morris has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Morris swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#TD#
and Poop counters with a nice double leg into side control. Morris won't be happy with that.
Poop could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T3##SU#
Poop has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
A punch combination from Morris misses.
Poop drops down looking for a counter takedown but Morris sprawls and moves away.
Morris misses with a double jab.
Poop feinted with a counter takedown.
The fighters circling - Morris throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Poop ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Morris throws a jab but it's blocked by Poop. #T4#
Poop staying out of range there.
Harry Morris seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Morris misses.
Poop appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Poop uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Morris.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Morris tries a head kick but it misses.
Poop feinted with a counter takedown.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Morris showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!#R3#
Morris will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Poop feinted with a counter takedown.
Morris misses with a looping left.
A head kick by Morris misses #TD#
and Poop counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Poop.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poop trying to stand up but can't free himself from Morris's guard.#SU#
Poop stands up and waves to Morris to follow him. #T1#
Morris misses with a head kick.
Morris misses with a jab, cross combination.
Morris misses with an uppercut
#TD#
and Poop counters with a single leg into guard. Morris didn't expect that.
Morris is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Poop presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Poop tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Morris smiles and moves away.
Morris swings away with a leg kick that misses.#T2#
Morris throws a series of punches but Poop avoids them all with ease.
Poop tries to counter with a takedown but Morris is quick to defend against it.
Head Poop is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A big left from Morris misses.
Morris throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Poop.
Poop appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morris swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Poop feinted with a counter takedown.#T3#
Poop ducks under a wild hook from Morris.
No joy there for Morris, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Poop drops down looking for a counter takedown but Morris sprawls and moves away.
Morris throws a head kick but Poop moves out of range.
Poop appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Morris misses with a straight right.
Morris tries a head kick but it misses.
Poop attempts a counter takedown but Morris avoids it well and moves away.#T4#
Morris misses with a hook
#TD#
and Poop counters with a shoot takedown. Morris fights it but they end up in guard.
Poop trying to stand up but can't free himself from Morris's guard.
Poop has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Morris is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#ES2#
Morris has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Poop has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Morris comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Morris has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 28:29
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 28:29
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Morris! |
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