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Event:
UCF 24: Thorn v Casbon
Date: Apr 27, 2024 |
#R1#
Some wild striking there from Morterero.
Morterero throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dick Twist throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Morterero's waist but Morterero gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dick Twist off to one side.
It looked like Morterero wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Dick Twist shoots in for a double leg but Morterero sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Morterero was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Morterero enables Dick Twist to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Morterero manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dick Twist postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dick Twist scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dick Twist looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dick Twist's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Morterero wants to stand up but Dick Twist is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dick Twist accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dick Twist throws a big right hand that misses.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Morterero works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist is working Morterero over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T1#
Morterero is looking to stand up but Dick Twist isn't so interested in that idea.
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Morterero blocks nicely.
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Morterero blocks nicely.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dick Twist scoring with some ground and pound.
Dick Twist connects with a couple of short punches.
Morterero wants to stand and escape but Dick Twist is having none of it.
Dick Twist landing with the ground and pound.
Dick Twist working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dick Twist is working Morterero over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dick Twist is looking to work some ground and pound but Morterero has wrist control.#T2#
Dick Twist stands up over Morterero, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #ES#
Morterero pushes Dick Twist off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Morterero uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A slow jab from Morterero misses its intended target.
Dick Twist takes a jab right on the kisser.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Morterero as he jumps to the side.
Emilio Morterero has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist.
Morterero throws a hook but Dick Twist avoids it easily.
Dick Twist fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#TD2#
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Morterero napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Dick Twist creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Morterero wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!#T3#
Check out the look on Dick Twist's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Morterero wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Morterero is not content to let Dick Twist control the position.
Dick Twist working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Dick Twist cracks Morterero with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Dick Twist throws an elbow but Morterero slips to the side and avoids it well.
Morterero knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick Twist on the ground.
Dick Twist working the head and body with strikes. #ROC2#Morterero is rocked!
Dick Twist scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Morterero is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Dick Twist can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Ole Dick Twist! |
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Event:
UCF 12: Thorn v Lord
Date: Mar 23, 2024 |
#R1#
Dick Twist fails with the takedown.
Dick Twist fails with a takedown attempt.
Banchamek looks for the body kick but Dick Twist saw that one coming.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick Twist blocks the leg kick.
Dick Twist is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Dick Twist misses with a takedown attempt - Banchamek sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Buakaw Banchamek has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist.
Banchamek lands with a kick to the temple. Dick Twist shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dick Twist on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Banchamek throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dick Twist.
Dick Twist doesn't manage to clinch there - Banchamek circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banchamek throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dick Twist changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Banchamek lands a really nice looking cross but Dick Twist seems unphased.
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Banchamek as he jumps to the side.
Dick Twist blocks the body kick.
Dick Twist with the counter takedown but Banchamek avoids it easily.
Buakaw Banchamek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T1#
A nice leg kick lands there from Banchamek.
Banchamek fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Banchamek as he connects with a hook.
Dick Twist tries to score a power double leg takedown but Banchamek sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Dick Twist somewhat.
Banchamek throws a body kick that misses #TD2#
and Dick Twist counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Dick Twist.
Dick Twist works over Banchamek with some ground and pound from guard.
Banchamek knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick Twist on the ground.
Banchamek avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dick Twist trying to control but Banchamek is working from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick Twist trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Dick Twist advances to half guard.
Dick Twist has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dick Twist moves nicely into side control.
Dick Twist lands a nice forearm strike. #T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banchamek keeps Dick Twist under control for a moment.
Banchamek looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Banchamek is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Banchamek takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Dick Twist taking a breather here.
Banchamek is looking for a sweep.
Dick Twist cracks Banchamek with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Dick Twist working the ground and pound but Banchamek is defending the strikes.
Banchamek is being controlled here.
Dick Twist misses with the ground and pound.
Dick Twist working the ground and pound. #T3#
Dick Twist looks up at the clock and then as Banchamek takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Dick Twist smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Sloppy strikes there by Dick Twist.
Dick Twist wants to lay and pray for a moment but Banchamek keeps working.
Dick Twist lands some shots froms side control.
Dick Twist working the ground and pound.
Dick Twist in side control lands a decent elbow.
Banchamek defending against the ground and pound.
Dick Twist lands a nice forearm strike.
Check out the look on Dick Twist's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
#ROC2#Banchamek is rocked!
Dick Twist in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Oh Banchamek is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dick Twist controlling the position.
Sloppy strikes there by Dick Twist.#T4#
Banchamek parries the strikes from Dick Twist easily there. Dick Twist is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Banchamek to escape.
Banchamek seems to have got his legs back now.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Dick Twist in side control lands a decent elbow.
Banchamek on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Banchamek tries to get out of the position.
Dick Twist working the body and head with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick Twist is putting a hurting on Banchamek here, landing some big shots from side control.
Banchamek is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dick Twist connects with a decent elbow.
Dick Twist with the ground and pound but Banchamek regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Banchamek is not content to let Dick Twist control the position.
Dick Twist sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Banchamek defending well though.
Dick Twist working Banchamek over with strikes.
Dick Twist throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dick Twist is keen to just control but Banchamek is a slippery customer.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Dick Twist shoots in but no luck this time.
Nice body kick there by Banchamek.
Banchamek misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Banchamek.
Buakaw Banchamek is winning the standup battle so far.
Banchamek throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dick Twist checks a low kick from Banchamek.
Dick Twist checks a leg kick nicely.
Dick Twist will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Banchamek misses with a head kick.
Banchamek rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD2#
and Dick Twist counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Dick Twist with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dick Twist with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dick Twist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick Twist postures up in Banchamek's guard and throws a big left but Banchamek blocks it.
Dick Twist loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dick Twist not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T1#
Dick Twist throwing strikes from guard but Banchamek blocks nicely.
Dick Twist working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Dick Twist looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dick Twist has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Banchamek works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist wants to control from the top but Banchamek keeps moving.
Dick Twist working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dick Twist controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Banchamek wants to stand but Dick Twist is controlling the position. #T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dick Twist stands up over Banchamek, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Dick Twist wants to pass the guard but Banchamek is keeping the position.
Dick Twist is stalling in the full guard.
Dick Twist chips away with some ground and pound.
Dick Twist postures up.
Dick Twist working some strikes from top position.
Banchamek utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Dick Twist stays in close to Banchamek's body and controls the position.
Banchamek preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T3#
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The Ole Dick Twist has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick Twist missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dick Twist content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Banchamek works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dick Twist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick Twist in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dick Twist chips away with some ground and pound.
Dick Twist working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Banchamek's head.
Dick Twist arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Banchamek's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). The Ole Dick Twist! |
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Event:
MMAH 111
Date: Feb 17, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
Dick Twist gets a double leg takedown into Payakaroon's guard.
Payakaroon being controlled here, momentarily.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dick Twist working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Dick Twist being controlled here momentarily.
Payakaroon trying to keep a closed guard but Dick Twist is proving a slippery customer.
Dick Twist is working Payakaroon over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist pushes down on Payakaroon's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Dick Twist trying to control the pace.
Payakaroon definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dick Twist thows a huge punch but Payakaroon dodges it nicely.
#T1#
Payakaroon tries to kick Dick Twist off but Dick Twist keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dick Twist is taking a breather. Payakaroon says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Payakaroon blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dick Twist.
Payakaroon on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Payakaroon tries to get out of the position.
Dick Twist is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Dick Twist throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Payakaroon controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Dick Twist working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dick Twist not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Dick Twist is controlling the pace.
#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Payakaroon keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T3#
Dick Twist has a takedown stuffed.
Payakaroon throws a body kick that misses.
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Payakaroon as he avoids it easily.
Samart Payakaroon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist.
Payakaroon tries to work over Dick Twist's front leg with a kick but Dick Twist checks it.
Dick Twist let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Dick Twist dives in for a single leg takedown but Payakaroon sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dick Twist walks forward, straight into a front kick from Payakaroon.
Payakaroon throws a chopping leg kick but Dick Twist manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Samart Payakaroon is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#TD2#
Dick Twist feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Payakaroon looking for a sweep. Not yet Payakaroon, not yet.
Payakaroon pulls Dick Twist in close to his closed guard and prevents Dick Twist from doing any damage or advancing position.
Payakaroon wants to control the position but Dick Twist says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #T4#
Dick Twist sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick Twist trying to mount his opponent but Payakaroon defends it.
Dick Twist looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dick Twist is thwarting Payakaroon's attempts to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that round.
That's time! Payakaroon's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Nice takedown defense from Payakaroon. No joy for Dick Twist on that attempt.
Payakaroon tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Dick Twist manages to circle out of the way.
Payakaroon stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Payakaroon wants it to stay on the feet.
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown but Payakaroon shows good takedown defense.
Samart Payakaroon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist.#CL#
Payakaroon forces Dick Twist back against the cage and clinches.
Payakaroon misses with the head strike.
Dick Twist's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Payakaroon scores with a shoulder strike.
Dick Twist is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Payakaroon is defending well.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Payakaroon.
Dick Twist blocks a body shot from Payakaroon.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Payakaroon smiles and moves away.
A bone on bone clash there as Dick Twist blocks the leg kick.
Dick Twist steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Payakaroon misses with an attempted mid kick.
Dick Twist darts in looking for a takedown but Payakaroon gets double underhooks and turns Dick Twist into the cage. #T1#
Payakaroon fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Dick Twist has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.#CL#
Payakaroon pushes Dick Twist up against the cage in a clinch.
Payakaroon is leaning against Dick Twist and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dick Twist drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Payakaroon gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A right hook to the body lands for Payakaroon.
Payakaroon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dick Twist has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Payakaroon avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Payakaroon cracks Dick Twist with a nice body shot.
Dick Twist is trying to maintain a safe position but Payakaroon gets an underhook and turns Dick Twist into the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Payakaroon manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
#T2#
Payakaroon lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dick Twist backwards.
A shot in the inside from Payakaroon.
Payakaroon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dick Twist jumps guard but Payakaroon stands there with Dick Twist around his waist. Dick Twist gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Payakaroon has Dick Twist pressed against the cage.
Payakaroon lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Samart Payakaroon has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Payakaroon holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Payakaroon is pressed up against the cage. Dick Twist has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Payakaroon down to the mat. Payakaroon avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #T3##TD2#
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Dick Twist was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Payakaroon is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Payakaroon tries to buck Dick Twist off but Dick Twist is having none of it.
Dick Twist working away.
Payakaroon looking for a sweep but Dick Twist has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Dick Twist tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Payakaroon keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Payakaroon tries to hold on but Dick Twist pushes him away. #T4#
Dick Twist takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Let's hope that Dick Twist has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Payakaroon can't escape the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Samart Payakaroon dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3##CL#
Payakaroon moves into range and clinches up with Dick Twist.
Payakaroon is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Dick Twist is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Dick Twist has Payakaroon pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Payakaroon manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dick Twist wants to take the fight to the mat but Payakaroon manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Samart Payakaroon has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Ole Dick Twist.
Payakaroon makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Payakaroon misses with a punch to the body.
Dick Twist stalling in the clinch but Payakaroon improves position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Payakaroon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dick Twists head.
Payakaroon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dick Twist jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Payakaroon walks away with a smile on his face. Dick Twist gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dick Twist fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#T1##CL#
Payakaroon clinches up against the cage.
Dick Twist fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Payakaroon tries a body shot but Dick Twist blocks it.
#TD2#
Dick Twist has hold of one of Payakaroon's legs. Payakaroon is fighting the takedown attempt but Dick Twist gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Payakaroon being controlled here, momentarily.
Dick Twist preventing the sweep.
Dick Twist controlling from the top position.
Payakaroon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dick Twist can do to turn this around?#T2#
Dick Twist is looking to work some ground and pound but Payakaroon has wrist control.
Dick Twist makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Dick Twist's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Dick Twist's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Dick Twist scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Payakaroon trying to control the position.
Dick Twist cracks Payakaroon with a solid left hand.
Dick Twist has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#T3#
Dick Twist showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Payakaroon is trying to keep Dick Twist in close.
#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Dick Twist listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Payakaroon looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
#CL#
Payakaroon rushes Dick Twist and presses him up against the cage.
Payakaroon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Payakaroon misses with a punch on the inside.
Payakaroon is stalling here.
#T4#
Dick Twist jumps guard but Payakaroon turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Payakaroon lands a right hand.
A hook to the body from Payakaroon.
#TD2#
Dick Twist drags the fight down to the ground.
Dick Twist has his hands on Payakaroon's head, controlling the position.
Payakaroon is looking to stand up but Dick Twist won't let him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Dick Twist has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Payakaroon can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Payakaroon looking to sit in guard and control but Dick Twist gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Samart Payakaroon.
I think Payakaroon has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 29:28
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Samart Payakaroon!
A relieved looking Samart Payakaroon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
MMAH 104
Date: Jan 03, 2024 |
#R1#
Braga misses the shot to the body.
Dick Twist misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#TD2#
Dick Twist looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Dick Twist scoring with punches to the head and body.
Dick Twist postures up.
Dick Twist slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick Twist looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Braga works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #T1#
Dick Twist is stalling in the full guard.
It looks like Dick Twist might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
Dick Twist works over Braga with some ground and pound from guard.#SUB#
Braga escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dick Twist gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dick Twist not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Dick Twist passes into half guard.
Dick Twist looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dick Twist lands a nice short elbow.
Braga definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dick Twist keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#T3#
Braga trying to hold on to Dick Twist's head to control him but Dick Twist postures up.
Well, if Dick Twist is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#TD2#
Dick Twist closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Braga to the mat! Braga manages to get full guard.
Dick Twist's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Braga tries to strike from the bottom.
Braga is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dick Twist sitting in guard here, content to control. #T4#
Let's hope that Dick Twist has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Dick Twist throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Braga tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Dick Twist is in Braga's guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##TD2#
Dick Twist bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Braga taking punishment in the form of punches.
A lull in the action here as Dick Twist stalls from top position.
Dick Twist working the ground and pound.
Dick Twist staying calm.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Braga tries to buck Dick Twist off but Dick Twist is having none of it.#T1#
Dick Twist in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Dick Twist working the body and head with strikes.
The referee asks Dick Twist politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Dick Twist prefers to stall for the moment though.
Braga can't do much from the bottom here.
Dick Twist has control of an arm but Braga manages to advance to Dick Twist's back!
I really don't envy Dick Twist right now.
Dick Twist trying to control the hands but Braga breaks the grip.
The Ole Dick Twist has got the better of the ground game so far.#T2#
Dick Twist holding on to Braga's left wrist, preventing the choke.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dick Twist tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Dick Twist wants to control but Braga is having none of it.
Braga tries to control but Dick Twist wriggling away.
Dick Twist doing his best to control the position. Can he escape?
Braga can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Dick Twist is looking to escape. #T3#
Dick Twist tries to hold on but Braga postures up.
Dick Twist regains half guard.
Dick Twist gets back to full guard.
Braga preventing the sweep.
Braga wants to pass the guard but Dick Twist is keeping the position.#SUB2#
Braga has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Dick Twist to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Braga is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Dick Twist pulls down on the head and he's put Braga to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). The Ole Dick Twist! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 30, 2023 |
#R1##TD#
Dick Twist shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dick Twist is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Dick Twist seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Nurbolatov for as long as he can get away with.#SUB2#
Nurbolatov is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
We've been hearing that Dick Twist has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.#SUB2#
Dick Twist got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nurbolatov has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dick Twist has managed to get both his arms back between Nurbolatov's legs - danger averted.
Dick Twist with a nice head shot there.#SUB2#
Nurbolatov had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick Twist defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist landing some decent shots from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dick Twist's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T1#
Dick Twist chips away with some ground and pound.
Dick Twist slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick Twist trying to control the position from guard on top but Nurbolatov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dick Twist sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dick Twist cracks Nurbolatov with a solid left hand.#SUB2#
Nurbolatov is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dick Twist is aware though and is defending well.
Nurbolatov can't keep his opponent in guard - Dick Twist advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dick Twist perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T2#
Dick Twist drops an elbow to the side of Nurbolatov's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick Twist with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dick Twist's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Nurbolatov tries to get to full guard but Dick Twist has control of the leg.
Ground and pound from Dick Twist.
Nurbolatov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nurbolatov wants to control but Dick Twist is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Dick Twist trying to mount his opponent but Nurbolatov defends it.
Dick Twist scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Dick Twist is nestled in close to Nurbolatov, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Nurbolatov felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.#T3#
Dick Twist looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nurbolatov is looking for a sweep. Dick Twist is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Dick Twist has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB#
Dick Twist is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Nurbolatov has managed to free his arm - good work.
Dick Twist is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Nurbolatov trying to control but Dick Twist postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Well, if Dick Twist is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
#SUB2#
Nurbolatov looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Dick Twist is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Nurbolatov fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dick Twist avoids it really well and circles away.#TD#
Dick Twist throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Nurbolatov tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Dick Twist is in Nurbolatov's guard.
Dick Twist trying to control the position from guard on top but Nurbolatov is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dick Twist connects with a couple of short punches.
Dick Twist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dick Twist postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick Twist controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Nurbolatov trying to keep a closed guard but Dick Twist is proving a slippery customer.
Dick Twist makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Nurbolatov tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T1#
Dick Twist connects with a couple of short punches.
Dick Twist postures up and lands a big shot to Nurbolatov's brow.
The Ole Dick Twist overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dick Twist scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Dick Twist makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Dick Twist preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dick Twist defends well.#SUB2#
Nurbolatov working for a triangle but Dick Twist defends it easily.
Dick Twist controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#SUB2#
Nurbolatov is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dick Twist is aware though and is defending well.#T2##SUB2#
Nurbolatov has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Dick Twist can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dick Twist controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Dick Twist lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Dick Twist scoring with punches to the head and body. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Nurbolatov can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Dick Twist controls the pace.
Dick Twist postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T3#
Dick Twist scoring with some ground and pound. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov is looking for a triangle but Dick Twist pushes his legs off easily.
Dick Twist is stalling in the full guard.
Dick Twist is in close to Nurbolatov's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dick Twist wants to control from the top but Nurbolatov keeps moving.
Dick Twist controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dick Twist working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Nurbolatov's head.
Dick Twist slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick Twist trying to control but Nurbolatov is working from the bottom.
Dick Twist pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nurbolatov is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Dick Twist gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dick Twist landing with the ground and pound.
Dick Twist is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
The Ole Dick Twist dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
No luck for Nurbolatov with that takedown attempt.
Nurbolatov misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#TD#
Dick Twist closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Nurbolatov did well to prevent Dick Twist getting side control.
Dick Twist content to control rather than advance. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov looking for submissions off his back.
Dick Twist seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nurbolatov wants to get back to full guard.
Dick Twist is pressing down on Nurbolatov's thigh, looking to free his foot. Nurbolatov is holding on for now.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dick Twist lands a nice short elbow.#T1#
Ground and pound from Dick Twist.
Well, if Dick Twist is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Nurbolatov trying to hold on to Dick Twist's head to control him but Dick Twist postures up.
#SUB#
Dick Twist is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Nurbolatov doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Dick Twist.
Dick Twist content to control rather than advance.
Dick Twist scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick Twist is controlling the pace.
Nurbolatov regains full guard. Nicely done.
Dick Twist is working Nurbolatov over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Dick Twist sitting in guard here, content to control.
Dick Twist scoring with some ground and pound.
Dick Twist wants to control from the top but Nurbolatov keeps moving. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Nurbolatov is trying to keep Dick Twist in close.
#T3#
Dick Twist engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The Ole Dick Twist is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nurbolatov is trying to control the position but Dick Twist postures up. #SUB2#
Nurbolatov is looking for a triangle but Dick Twist pushes his legs off easily.
Dick Twist is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Daniyar Nurbolatov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB2#
Nurbolatov looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Dick Twist has picked Nurbolatov up and slammed him! Nurbolatov can't keep hold of the triangle and Dick Twist manages to pass to side control!
Nurbolatov takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dick Twist lands an elbow.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Nurbolatov taking punishment in the form of punches.
Dick Twist takes a little break here. Nurbolatov wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.#T4#
Nurbolatov is looking for a sweep.
Nurbolatov taking a bit of punishment here - Dick Twist scoring with strikes.
The referee asks Dick Twist politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Dick Twist prefers to stall for the moment though.
Dick Twist lands a nice forearm strike.
Dick Twist is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Nurbolatov's shoulder. That is not cool.
Nurbolatov is trying to control Dick Twist's posture but Dick Twist avoids it.
Dick Twist controls the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dick Twist landing a few strikes.
Nurbolatov is looking to regain half guard here but Dick Twist keeps moving and retains side control.
Dick Twist is staying tight to Nurbolatov's torso, preventing him from escaping.
And that's the end of the fight!
The Ole Dick Twist showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dick Twist has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Ole Dick Twist! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 27, 2023 |
#R1#
Akiyama wants to clinch but Dick Twist slips to the side
and Dick Twist counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Akiyama swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#TD#
and Dick Twist counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Akiyama felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Dick Twist tries to pass to full mount but Akiyama defends it.
Akiyama really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dick Twist. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dick Twist looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Akiyama with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dick Twist controlling the pace.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Dick Twist lands a nice short elbow.
Dick Twist drops an elbow to the side of Akiyama's head.
Dick Twist thows a huge punch but Akiyama dodges it nicely.
Akiyama tries to get to full guard but Dick Twist has control of the leg.
Akiyama keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dick Twist frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T1#
Akiyama taking shots to the head.
Dick Twist scoring with strikes but Akiyama is staying in there. #ROC#Akiyama is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Yoshihiro Akiyama has been cut.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Dick Twist! Akiyama is hurt baaadly! Dick Twist is firing away with more strikes - Akiyama is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Ole Dick Twist! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 19, 2023 |
#R1#
Dick Twist slips under a jab.
Dick Twist appears to be looking for a big counter.
Borisov connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dick Twist. Dick Twist circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Dick Twist tries to clinch but Borisov moves away
enabling Borisov to counter with a crisp jab.
Dick Twist swings away with a body shot that misses
and Borisov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dick Twist misses with a lunging right hand
#KD2#
and Borisov counters with a nice right hand that sends Dick Twist toppling to the canvas! Dick Twist scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Borisov finish him?!#ROC2#Dick Twist is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
BAM! Borisov delivers a spinning backfist that drops Dick Twist like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). Sergei Borisov! |
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