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Event:
HRL45
Date: Dec 23, 2023 |
#R1#
Zarandous scores with a jab to the jaw.#CUT#It looks like Sebastian Laksfoss has been cut.
Laksfoss looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Zarandous keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A jab from Zarandous does it's job there.
Zarandous moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zarandous comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zarandous goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Zarandous lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Laksfoss throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling Zarandous to counter with a crisp jab.
Zarandous with a nice cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zarandous uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Laksfoss has time to react.#CUT#That has opened up Sebastian Laksfoss's cut even more.#KD#
Zarandous cracks Laksfoss with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Laksfoss looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zarandous finish him?
#ROC#Laksfoss is rocked!
Zarandous ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Laksfoss out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zeducous Zarandous!
An out of breath and clearly excited Zeducous Zarandous thanked Northern Zombie for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him). |
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Event:
HRL40
Date: Dec 03, 2023 |
#R1#
Laksfoss takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Zarandous lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CUT2#It looks like Sebastian Laksfoss has been cut.
Zeducous Zarandous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zarandous comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Laksfoss is breathing heavily.
Zarandous scores with a one two! Laksfoss had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Laksfoss takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zarandous scores with a spinning back kick!
Laksfoss needs to keep his hands up - Zarandous had a free shot at his head there.
Laksfoss takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #CUT2#Sebastian Laksfoss's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laksfoss gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zarandous.#KD2#
Zarandous cracks Laksfoss with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Laksfoss looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zarandous finish him?
#ROC2#Laksfoss is rocked!
Zarandous is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Zarandous is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Laksfoss hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Zeducous Zarandous!
After the big win, Zeducous Zarandous made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Northern Zombie and telling the interviewer how much he loves him. |
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Event:
HRL29 Jackson vs Glover
Date: Oct 28, 2023 |
#R1#
Zarandous scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Laksfoss looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Zarandous feints a jab promting Laksfoss to slip. Zarandous then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Laksfoss slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.#CUT#It looks like Sebastian Laksfoss has been cut.
Zarandous connects with a jab.
We've been told by Zarandous's head coaches at The Jungle Room that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Nice cross by Zarandous.
Laksfoss looks to clinch
and Laksfoss takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zarandous lands a really nice looking cross but Laksfoss seems unphased.
Zarandous cracks Laksfoss with a good jab.
Laksfoss drops his hands momentarily and Zarandous takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CUT#That has opened up Sebastian Laksfoss's cut even more.
Laksfoss looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Zarandous has knocked Laksfoss down with a huge combo! Zarandous steps away and waves a wobbly Laksfoss back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC#Laksfoss is rocked!
Laksfoss switches off momentarily and Zarandous cracks him with a monster right hand! Laksfoss topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Zarandous dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Zarandous!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zeducous Zarandous!
Zeducous Zarandous took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Northern Zombie for their support in the buildup to the fight. |
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Event:
HLR7: Momomoto vs Fajardo
Date: Aug 11, 2023 |
#R1#
Harkan misses with an uppercut.
Harkan throws a lazy right hand but Zarandous sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zarandous misses with a wild combination.
Harkan throws a hook but Zarandous blocks it.
Zarandous throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zarandous misses the jab.
We've been told by Zarandous's head coaches at The Jungle Room that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Harkan scores with a nice strike.#CUT2#It looks like Zeducous Zarandous has been cut.
Zarandous is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Harkan.
Good shot there by Zarandous.
Zarandous darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Zarandous throws a series of strikes that have Harkan backpedaling.
Harkan throws a right hand that Zarandous ducks under and follows up with a left that Zarandous also avoids with ease.
Harkan looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Harkan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A big right from Harkan misses.
A slow jab from Harkan misses its intended target.
Nice uppercut there from Harkan.
Zarandous scores with a hook.#T1#
Harkan moves out of range as Zarandous strikes.
Zarandous throws a lazy head kick
and Harkan counters with a nice uppercut.
Harkan moves away from the strike by Zarandous.
Harkan slips under a jab from Zarandous.
Zarandous lands a jab-cross combination.
Zarandous clobbers Harkan with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Zarandous slips a straight right by Harkan.
Nice defenses there by Harkan.
Zarandous fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zarandous throws an off balance right hand
and Harkan connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Zeducous Zarandous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Harkan takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zarandous throws an overhand right that lands on Harkan's shoulder, as Harkan tries to avoid the shot.
Harkan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Harkan shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Zarandous.
A jab from Zarandous misses.
Harkan is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Zarandous with a body shot.
Harkan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zarandous.#T2#
Good exchange - Zarandous coming out on top.
Zarandous is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Zarandous throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Harkan smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Harkan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Harkan with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zarandous misses the body punch
and Harkan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Zarandous displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Zarandous bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A big right from Zarandous misses.
Harkan's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Zarandous connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Harkan scrambles back to his feet.
Harkan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Zarandous's head backwards.#CUT2#Zeducous Zarandous's cut is getting worse.
Harkan fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zarandous will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Good standup being displayed there by Harkan as he connects with a hook.#T3#
Harkan looks to throw the jab but Zarandous is out of range.
Zarandous swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Zarandous throws a jab but it's blocked by Harkan.
Harkan swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Harkan takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Harkan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zarandous.
Harkan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Harkan ducks under a wild hook from Zarandous.
Zarandous jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Zarandous throws a series of punches but Harkan moves out of range.
Zarandous bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Harkan's head.
Zarandous pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zarandous throws a jab but it's blocked by Harkan.
A combination from Zarandous does no damage.
Nice straight punches there by Zarandous. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zarandous.
Zarandous throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Harkan sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Harkan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zarandous sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Harkan misses with a double jab.
#T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Harkan looks to land a left hand but Zarandous moved out of range nicely.
Zarandous throws a poor cross that misses
and Harkan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Harkan slips a straight right by Zarandous.
Harkan scores with a nice strike.#CUT2#Zeducous Zarandous's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A jab from Harkan misses.
Zarandous takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Harkan gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A jab lands there for Zarandous.
Harkan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zarandous uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Harkan has time to react.
A big left from Zarandous misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Harkan scores with a jab to the head.
Harkan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Zarandous finds it's way round the side to connect with Harkan's head.
Harkan uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zarandous.
The fighters circling - Zarandous throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zeducous Zarandous dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zeducous Zarandous's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Zarandous takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Zarandous misses with a lunging right hand
and Harkan counters with a straight right hand.#ROC2#Zarandous is rocked!
Harkan closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Zarandous out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Killa Harkan!
Killa Harkan decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
The Island Season 14, 265+ lbs, Round 1
Date: Jul 02, 2023 |
#R1#
Soaki looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Zarandous throws a right hand that Soaki ducks under and follows up with a left that Soaki also avoids with ease.
Soaki uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zarandous.
And Soaki tries to counter it with a takedown but Zarandous pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Zarandous just misses with a punch to the body.
Zarandous throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Soaki misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A left lands for Zarandous.
Zarandous moves out of range as Soaki strikes.
Zarandous connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Soaki looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Zarandous cracks Soaki with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#CUT#It looks like Tokoni Soaki has been cut.
Left hook, right uppercut from Zarandous.
Zarandous shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Soaki eats them both and turns towards Zarandous to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zarandous pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A swing and a miss from Soaki.
Zarandous displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Nice uppercut there from Zarandous.
Zarandous connects with a good right hand that stumbles Soaki. Soaki circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T1#
Zarandous throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice cross by Zarandous.
Zarandous fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zarandous connects with a single shot there.
A head kick misses from Zarandous.
Soaki with a jab.#CUT2#It looks like Zeducous Zarandous has been cut.
Soaki slips under a jab from Zarandous.
We've been told by Zarandous's head coaches at PhoQus Island Training that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Zeducous Zarandous seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Soaki misses.
Zarandous ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Soaki moves away.
Soaki ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Soaki throws a body punch but Zarandous moves out of range.
A head kick by Zarandous misses #CL2#
and Soaki counters by moving into the clinch.
Soaki tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zarandous wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zarandous wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
#BC#
Zarandous breaks from the clinch.
#T2#
Soaki slips a jab and a cross from Zarandous.
Soaki misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zarandous.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zarandous lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Zarandous throws a body punch but Soaki moves out of range.
Soaki steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Zarandous.
Zarandous scores with a crisp jab that stopped Soaki in his tracks.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Soaki.
Soaki is looking to clinch but Zarandous is avoiding it.
Zarandous is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A jab from Zarandous finds it's way through Soaki's defenses.
Zarandous is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Zarandous lands a nice shot that snaps Soaki's head back.
Zarandous misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Soaki.
Zarandous slips a straight right by Soaki.
Zarandous waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Soaki.
Zarandous is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Zarandous cracks Soaki with an open hand slap.
Zarandous jabs at Soaki's body.
Zarandous throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#T3#
Zarandous misses with a hook. Soaki ducked under it nicely.
Soaki looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Soaki dodges the punch combination from Zarandous.
Zarandous pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Soaki throws a jab but it's blocked by Zarandous.
Zarandous cracks Soaki with an open hand slap.
Zarandous scores with a decent looking hook.
Zarandous circles away from the clinch attempt.
Soaki takes a swing at Zarandous's ribcage but misses.
Soaki walks into a stiff left hand from Zarandous.
Zarandous bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A combination from Zarandous does no damage.
Zarandous jabs Soaki right on the nose. Soaki blinks but takes it well.
Zarandous jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zarandous bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Soaki takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Zarandous is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Soaki takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The fight stays on the outside here - Soaki looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Soaki moves out of range of the strikes.
Soaki feints the counter takedown.
Soaki swings for the body but Zarandous moves out of range.
Zarandous lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Soaki fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zarandous looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Soaki is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Soaki checks a leg kick.
Soaki changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Zarandous tries to avoid it but Soaki manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Zarandous to the ground. Zarandous escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Zeducous Zarandous has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tokoni Soaki.
Zarandous misses with a wild combination.
Zarandous throws a right and a left that Soaki avoids nicely.
Soaki is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Zarandous with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A left and a right from Zarandous both land. Nice combination.
Nice defenses there by Soaki.
Soaki changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Zarandous uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Soaki.
Zeducous Zarandous is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Soaki throws a lazy right hand but Zarandous sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Zeducous Zarandous dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
A shot to the liver by Zarandous. Beautiful body shot.
Zarandous misses with a hook.
Soaki misses with an uppercut.
Zarandous misses with a looping right.
Zarandous misses with a hook
#TD2#
and Soaki decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Zarandous's guard.
Zarandous on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Zarandous tries to get out of the position.
Soaki lands a couple of digs.
Zarandous is trying to hold Soaki in close to prevent damage but Soaki has managed to pass into half guard.
Zarandous wants to control but Soaki is keeping busy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zarandous tries to kick Soaki off in order to stand up. Soaki Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Soaki in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Zarandous tries to control but Soaki manages to take his back.#T1#
Zarandous trying to control the hands but Soaki won't let him.
Soaki is punishing Zarandous with some ground and pound.
Zarandous trying to control the hands but Soaki breaks the grip.
Zarandous tries to escape the position.
Soaki lands a shot to the head.
Soaki is not going to allow Zarandous to sit and survive in this position. #T2#
Soaki throwing damaging strikes from the back! Zarandous could be in trouble here!
#CUT2#Zeducous Zarandous's cut is getting worse.
Soaki lands punches and elbows. #CUT2#Zeducous Zarandous's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Zeducous Zarandous's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tokoni Soaki!
Tokoni Soaki thanked the fans post fight for their support. |
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Event:
KIFC 93-
Date: Jun 23, 2023 |
#R1#
Motosserra tries to clinch there but Zarandous circles away.
Motosserra gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Zarandous looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Motosserra throws a lazy uppercut
and Zarandous counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CUT2#It looks like Charlinho Motosserra has been cut.
Motosserra moves forwards but Zarandous connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Motosserra jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zarandous now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Motosserra throws a lazy uppercut
#KD2#
and Zarandous counters with a crisp one two that drops Motosserra! Zarandous thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Motosserra to his feet! Motosserra is in big trouble!
Motosserra fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zarandous ducks under a wild hook from Motosserra.
Zarandous throws the left hand but Motosserra avoids the punch easily.
Motosserra waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zarandous.#T1#
Motosserra avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Zarandous misses with a looping left.
Zarandous throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
#CL#
and Motosserra counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Motosserra fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Zarandous's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC2#
Zarandous breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Motosserra tries to bum rush Zarandous with a series of wild strikes but Zarandous uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zeducous Zarandous is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Motosserra changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Zarandous tries to avoid it but Motosserra manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Zarandous to the ground. Zarandous escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Zarandous doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Motosserra defending well as Zarandous loads up on a big left hand.
Zarandous paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A swing and a miss from Motosserra.
Zarandous throws out a counter right but Motosserra avoids it with no problem.
Motosserra swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#CL#
Motosserra clinches with his opponent.
#T2#
Nice body punch from Motosserra - that landed with a thud.
Motosserra fails to pull the fight into his guard.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Zarandous creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Motosserra throws a punch but it's blocked by Zarandous.
Motosserra goes for a takedown in the clinch but Zarandous prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlinho Motosserra. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Zarandous breaks the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Motosserra misses with a hook
#KD2#
and Zarandous counters with a crisp one two that drops Motosserra! Zarandous thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Motosserra to his feet! Motosserra is in big trouble!#TD#
Motosserra gets a takedown into half guard.
Zarandous is trying to control but Motosserra passes into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Motosserra tries for a kimura but Zarandous is defending well. #T3##SUB#
Motosserra working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Motosserra has hold of Zarandous's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Zarandous seems comfortable defending it but Motosserra has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Zarandous is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Zarandous is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Motosserra couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Charlinho Motosserra!
After the fight, Charlinho Motosserra was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
KIFC 79
Date: Jun 03, 2023 |
#R1#
Best fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Zarandous wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Best is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Zarandous just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Best has gone limp and this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Zeducous Zarandous! |
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