Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: UCF 85: Abrazos v Buakaw
Date: Nov 16, 2024

#R1##TD#
Haelfson bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Haelfson advances to full mount.
Haelfson misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Qwerty wants to control but Haelfson is having none of it.
Haelfson sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Haelfson is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Qwerty is in real trouble.
A lull in the action here. #SUB#
Haelfson is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Qwerty is defending well though. Haelfson let's go of the attempt for now.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Haelfson. #T1##SUB#
Haelfson working from the back looking to end the fight with a rear naked choke. Qwerty is doing well to defend. Haelfson seems to have got his hand under the chin though and he's sunk the choke in! Qwerty is forced to tap and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bjorn Haelfson!
Bjorn Haelfson decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Phil Qwerty had this to say: 'God damn, its not good to take a fight when you have a hangover....'.

Event: UCF 77: Bolkvadze v Idaho
Date: Oct 19, 2024

#R1#
McNab lands a slapping body shot.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut. #TD#
McNab decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
McNab content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Qwerty avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McNab.
McNab thows a huge punch but Qwerty dodges it nicely.
We've been hearing that McNab has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Qwerty taking some punishment here, with McNab in his half guard.
McNab not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Qwerty avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McNab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNab trying to control the pace.
McNab slips a nice elbow through Qwerty's hands, connecting with Qwerty's forehead.#T1#
Nice strikes from McNab there.
Qwerty tries to roll over but McNab keeps him under control.
Qwerty avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McNab.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Qwerty can do anything to dispel that myth.
Qwerty is staying active underneath McNab, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
McNab not doing much here.
McNab thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McNab landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Well, if McNab is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McNab has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McNab thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T2#
McNab not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McNab sitting and controlling from the half guard.
McNab looks to land a strike but Qwerty avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
McNab wants to control from the top but Qwerty keeps moving.
Qwerty preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McNab throwing strikes but missing.
McNab trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T3#
McNab trying to control but Qwerty is working from the bottom.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Qwerty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McNab.
McNab seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Qwerty throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McNab.
McNab shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Qwerty counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNab. Qwerty does a little dance to reset his feet.
Qwerty throws a right hand that misses #TD#
and McNab counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McNab thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
McNab thows a huge punch but Qwerty dodges it nicely.
Qwerty has hold of McNab's hands but McNab slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
McNab trying to control the pace.
McNab thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. #T4#
Still in half guard, McNab seems content to control.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McNab throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McNab with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
McNab working the head and body with strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cameron McNab dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
McNab will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McNab swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Qwerty misses with a looping left.
McNab half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Qwerty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McNab sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Qwerty loads up on a big right hand but McNab slips the punch.
Qwerty takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McNab on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McNab looks to land a left hand but Qwerty moved out of range nicely.
Qwerty throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Qwerty moves out of range of the strikes.
McNab stuns Qwerty with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McNab thuds a left hand into Qwerty's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNab misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Qwerty.
McNab tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Qwerty was well out of range. Poor timing from McNab.#TD#
McNab closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

Qwerty sneaks out the side door and pushes McNab away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice body punch from McNab. #T1#
McNab lands a nice looking body shot.
Qwerty throws a lazy uppercut #TD#
so McNab counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
McNab throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Qwerty works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McNab stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Qwerty swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Qwerty preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McNab is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McNab in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T2#
McNab trying to control but Qwerty is working from the bottom.
McNab content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McNab lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McNab is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Qwerty can do to turn this around?
McNab trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McNab is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
McNab passes easily into side control. Nice work.
McNab controlling from side mount.
Cameron McNab overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T3#
McNab wants to lay and pray for a moment but Qwerty keeps working.
McNab cracks Qwerty with an elbow. That is naaassty.
McNab working the ground and pound but Qwerty is defending the strikes.
McNab throws an elbow but Qwerty slips to the side and avoids it well.
Qwerty is being controlled here.
McNab working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
McNab taking a breather here.
McNab seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Qwerty for as long as he can get away with.#T4#
McNab scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Qwerty to see if he's OK.
Qwerty tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but McNab wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The referee asks McNab politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McNab prefers to stall for the moment though.
McNab lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
McNab remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
McNab wants to lay and pray for a moment but Qwerty keeps working.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Cameron McNab dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Qwerty avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Qwerty! But no joy.
Qwerty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Qwerty lands with a hook. McNab tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
McNab is looking to wear down Qwerty with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McNab misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Qwerty.
McNab misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a poor cross that misses #TD#
and McNab counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Qwerty looking to hit a scissor sweep but McNab is one step ahead there.
McNab sitting in guard, not really doing much.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McNab postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Qwerty really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McNab. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Qwerty utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T1#
McNab throwing strikes but missing.
McNab trying to control but Qwerty is working from the bottom.
McNab postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
McNab postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McNab's corner is telling him to maintain position.
McNab advances to half guard.
McNab prevents Qwerty from improving his position.
McNab throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Still in half guard, McNab seems content to control.
Phil Qwerty has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
McNab's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
McNab lands with a punch from half guard.
McNab is looking to take a break and control but Qwerty is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
McNab is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #T3#
Qwerty avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McNab.
McNab is trying to control. Qwerty wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
McNab shoots in and gets a takedown into Qwerty's guard.
McNab stands up over Qwerty, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Qwerty keeping moving, preventing McNab from controlling successfully.
Qwerty working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McNab.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McNab accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand. #SUB2#
Qwerty throws his legs up looking for a submission but McNab uses it to pass to side control. #T4#
Qwerty is not content to let McNab control the position.
McNab in side control, throwing shots but Qwerty defends.
McNab tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Qwerty tries to strike from the bottom but misses.
McNab controls the position from side control.
Further stalling from McNab.
Cameron McNab is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Cameron McNab showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McNab has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cameron McNab!
The defeated Phil Qwerty had this to say: 'God damn, its not good to take a fight when you have a hangover....'.

Event: UCF 69: Smith v Flanders
Date: Sep 21, 2024

#R1#
Crunch! Petchyindee slams his shin into Qwerty's torso.
Qwerty stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Petchyindee.
Qwerty bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Petchyindee's head backwards.
Qwerty connects with a right hand. Petchyindee shakes it off.
A punch lands to the side of Petchyindee 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Qwerty moves out of range as Petchyindee throws a body kick.
Petchyindee has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands a jab.
Both fighters circling a little - Petchyindee finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
A swing and a miss from Qwerty.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Petchyindee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Petchyindee throws a leg kick which misses Qwerty's front leg but catches the back leg as Qwerty tries to avoid it.
Qwerty takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Petchyindee takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Some bone on bone action there as Petchyindee checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
As Qwerty tries to get set, Petchyindee tries to push him back and clinch up but Qwerty manages to avoid the attempt.#T1#
The crowd cheers as Qwerty lands an impressive looking overhand right. Petchyindee doesn't seem phased though.
Qwerty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Petchyindee moves away.
Petchyindee is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Qwerty.
Qwerty has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Qwerty keeps the fight on the outside.
Petchyindee slips under a jab from Qwerty.
Petchyindee seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Petchyindee misses with a body kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Qwerty! But no joy.
Qwerty throws a looping overhand right but Petchyindee ducks down to avoid it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Petchyindee.
Qwerty connects with a looping right hand.
A lazy left from Qwerty finds it's target.
Petchyindee throws the kick towards the body but Qwerty avoids it.
Qwerty misses the jab.
Qwerty throws a hook to the side of Petchyindee's head but Petchyindee sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Petchyindee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Petchyindee looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#CL#
Petchyindee rushes Qwerty and presses him up against the cage.#T2#
Petchyindee creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Qwerty's defenses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Petchyindee misses with an elbow over the top.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.#BC2#
Qwerty pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Qwerty uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Petchyindee has time to react.
The fighters circle momentarily. Qwerty darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Petchyindee slips a jab and a cross from Qwerty.
Petchyindee tries to counter by clinching up but Qwerty breaks away and moves out of range.
Qwerty scores with a shot to the body.
Petchyindee tries to clinch up but Qwerty circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Petchyindee rushes Qwerty and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Nice elbow from Petchyindee. #CUT#It looks like Phil Qwerty has been cut.#BC2#
Qwerty's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Qwerty lands with a right hand.
Qwerty sizes up Petchyindee with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Qwerty throws a right and a left that Petchyindee avoids nicely.
Qwerty takes a head kick and keeps coming. #T3#
Petchyindee drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Petchyindee on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Petchyindee walks into a straight right hand from Qwerty.
Petchyindee lands with a kick to the ribs.
Qwerty stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#ROC2#Petchyindee is rocked!
Petchyindee doesn't manage to clinch there - Qwerty circles away.
Qwerty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Oh Petchyindee is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Qwerty fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Petchyindee to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Petchyindee looks to clinch but Qwerty throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Petchyindee taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Phil Qwerty!
A relieved looking Phil Qwerty thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Sagat Petchyindee was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll come back stronger!'.

Event: UCF 59: Qwerty v Soprano
Date: Aug 17, 2024

#R1#
A jab from Qwerty misses.
Qwerty misses with a hook. Soprano ducked under it nicely.
Qwerty misses the jab.
Soprano has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Qwerty is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Phil Qwerty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwerty throws an overhand right that lands on Soprano's shoulder, as Soprano tries to avoid the shot.
An inside leg kick from Qwerty misses.
Soprano drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Qwerty defends it well.
Qwerty throws a nice inside leg kick.
Qwerty pivots, looking for a leg kick but Soprano is out of range and Qwerty settles back down.
Soprano looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Qwerty connects with the punch.
Qwerty ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Soprano takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A shot to the liver by Soprano. Beautiful body shot.
Qwerty looks to throw the jab but Soprano is out of range.
Soprano throws out a counter right but Qwerty avoids it with no problem.
Qwerty throws a jab when Soprano was well out of range.
Soprano looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Qwerty misses with a straight right.
Soprano with a poor takedown
and Qwerty counters with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A big left from Qwerty misses.
A nice side step and Soprano releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Qwerty misses with a lunging right hand #TD2#
and Soprano counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Soprano tries to free his leg and advance position but Qwerty is retaining full guard.
Soprano is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Soprano passes easily into side control. Nice work.#T2##SUB2#
Soprano swings around for an armbar but Qwerty sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Soprano's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwerty trying to control but Soprano is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Soprano looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB2#
Soprano had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Qwerty defends it easily.
Qwerty wants to control from the top but Soprano keeps moving.
Qwerty has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Soprano is proving hard to escape from. #SUB2#
Soprano has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Qwerty can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Soprano working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Qwerty doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Qwerty manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #T3##SUB2#
Soprano throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SUB2#
Qwerty has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Soprano to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Qwerty is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Soprano pulls down on the head and he's put Qwerty to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Paulie Soprano!
Phil Qwerty was interviewed post fight and said 'God damn, its not good to take a fight when you have a hangover....'.

Event: UCF 50: Casbon v Buddha
Date: Jul 20, 2024

#R1#
Qwerty throws a hook to the side of Banchamek's head but Banchamek sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Banchamek with a nice calf kick.
Qwerty avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Qwerty feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Banchameks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Banchamek takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Banchamek throws a head kick but Qwerty moves out of range.
Phil Qwerty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwerty looks to land a right hand but Banchamek moved out of range.
Banchamek feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Qwerty swinging wildly here.
Qwerty throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Banchamek counters with a good low kick that Qwerty was not able to check.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Qwerty is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Banchamek.
Banchamek scores with a leg kick.
Qwerty fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Qwerty stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Qwerty misses with a hook.#T1#
Qwerty misses with a hook. Banchamek ducked under it nicely.
Banchamek pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Banchamek throws a low kick but Qwerty moves out of range easily.
Banchamek takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Some bone on bone action there as Qwerty checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
That kick from Banchamek tenderised Qwerty's leg. Qwerty is trying to keep his angry face on.
Qwerty throws out a powerful jab.
Qwerty might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut.
Qwerty throws an overhand right that lands on Banchamek's shoulder, as Banchamek tries to avoid the shot.
Banchamek appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Qwerty throws out a loose jab but Banchamek uses good head movement to avoid it.
Banchamek throws a counter high kick but Qwerty was just alert enough to avoid it.
Banchamek defending well as Qwerty loads up on a big left hand.
Banchamek is looking to counter with head kicks.
Qwerty with a hook.
Banchamek slips under a jab from Qwerty.
Banchamek moves out of range as Qwerty strikes.#T2#
Banchamek throws a push kick but Qwerty slaps the foot to one side.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Qwerty! But no joy.
Banchamek staying out of range there.
Banchamek looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Banchamek moves out of range as Qwerty strikes.
Banchamek looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Qwerty lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Qwerty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice uppercut there from Banchamek.
Qwerty connects with a nice looking jab.
Qwerty throws a jab when Banchamek was well out of range.
Banchamek fires out a quick counter leg kick but Qwerty just manages to avoid it.
Qwerty is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Banchamek had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Qwerty uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Banchamek.
Banchamek throws a head kick but Qwerty moves out of range.
Banchamek definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Qwerty lands the left hand.
Banchamek throws a front kick aimed at Qwerty's knee but Qwerty avoids it well.
A big left from Qwerty misses. #T3#
Banchamek feints and then cracks Qwerty's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Qwerty down.
Qwerty checks the leg kick.
Qwerty throws a right hand that misses
and Banchamek counters with a head kick. That will keep Qwerty thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Banchamek fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Qwerty.
Banchamek moves out of range of the strikes.
Banchamek quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
The fighters circling - Qwerty throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Qwerty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Banchamek moves away.
Banchamek throws out a leg kick but Qwerty moves out of range and Banchamek only half commits.
A little jabbing left from Qwerty on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Banchamek thumps Qwerty with a low kick.
Banchamek scoring well with a low kick there.
Qwerty's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Banchamek misses with a body kick.
Qwerty throws out a loose jab but Banchamek uses good head movement to avoid it.
Banchamek dodges the punch combination from Qwerty. #T4#
Qwerty lands with a straight right. Banchamek didn't see that one coming.
A nice leg kick from Banchamek, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Qwerty lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Banchamek takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Banchamek slips a jab from Qwerty.
Banchamek went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Banchamek ducks under a wild hook from Qwerty.
Banchamek blocks a jab.
Qwerty rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Banchamek keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Qwerty.
Banchamek ducks under a wild hook from Qwerty.
Banchamek fires out a quick counter leg kick but Qwerty just manages to avoid it.
Qwerty looks to land a left hand but Banchamek moved out of range nicely.
Qwerty throws a jab when Banchamek was well out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Banchamek takes one on the button.
Qwerty looks to land a left hand but Banchamek moved out of range nicely.
Banchamek looks to land a right hand but Qwerty moved out of range.
Qwerty connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Banchamek scores with a push kick.
Banchamek tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Qwerty dips to his left and cracks Banchamek with an uppercut!
Banchamek motions for Qwerty to come forward. Banchamek throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Qwerty scores with a jab.
Banchamek dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Qwerty. That did some damage!
Banchamek scores with a head kick. Qwerty tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Banchamek takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Banchamek.
Banchamek misses with a leg kick
enabling Qwerty to counter with a crisp jab. #T1#
Qwerty jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Banchamek uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Qwerty.
Banchamek is looking to counter punch.
Banchamek throws a sloppy head kick and Qwerty moves out of range easily.
Banchamek misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Phil Qwerty seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Qwerty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Banchamek might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Qwerty misses with a double jab.
Banchamek seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Banchamek slips under a jab.
Qwerty swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A clash of legs there as Qwerty blocks the low kick.
Banchamek takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Qwerty checks a leg kick nicely.
Qwerty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Qwerty throws a jab when Banchamek was well out of range.#T2#
Qwerty jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Banchamek throws a nice inside leg kick.
Banchamek throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Banchamek lands with a kick to the ribs.
Qwerty takes a swing at Banchamek's ribcage but misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A lazy body kick from Banchamek
and Qwerty counters with a nice uppercut.
Banchamek throws a head kick that misses.
Qwerty tries to counter by closing the distance.
The fighters circling - Qwerty throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Qwerty throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Qwerty misses with a right hand
and Banchamek counters with a nice leg kick.
Qwerty misses with a straight left.
A little feinted left hand from Banchamek on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Qwerty avoids the head kick by Banchamek.
Qwerty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Qwerty getting the better of the striking in that exchange.#T3#
Banchamek takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Banchamek lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Banchamek looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A jab from Qwerty misses.
Banchamek moves forwards but Qwerty connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Banchamek getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Banchamek lands a leg kick that knocks Qwerty off balance momentarily.
Qwerty connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Banchamek does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but Qwerty checks it.
Banchamek throws the kick towards the body but Qwerty avoids it.
Qwerty misses with a looping right.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Banchamek lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Qwerty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Qwerty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.#T4#
Qwerty bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Qwerty misses the jab.
Banchamek pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banchamek drops his hands momentarily and Qwerty takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Qwerty throws out a powerful jab.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but Qwerty moved away.
Banchamek moves out of range as Qwerty strikes.
Banchamek throws a quick counter head kick but Qwerty was just out of range.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but Qwerty sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Banchamek misses with a low kick.
Banchamek tries to score with a low kick but Qwerty moves his leg out of the way.
Qwerty misses with a straight right.
Banchamek appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Banchamek tries a low kick but Qwerty avoids it.
Qwerty connects with a good right hand that stumbles Banchamek. Banchamek circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Qwerty throws a hook to the side of Banchamek's head but Banchamek sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Banchamek tried to counter with a leg kick but Qwerty avoided it.
Qwerty throws a jab when Banchamek was well out of range.
Qwerty throws a looping overhand right but Banchamek ducks down to avoid it.
Qwerty throws a big shot that misses.
Qwerty moves out of range of the body kick.
Banchamek bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Banchamek on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Qwerty misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Qwerty misses with a looping right.
Qwerty jabbing away but nothing is landing.
As Qwerty backs away, Banchamek returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but Qwerty sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Banchamek takes one to the chin there.
Banchamek throws a leg kick
and Qwerty counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Banchamek looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Qwerty looks to land a combination but Banchamek avoids it well.
As Qwerty backs away, Banchamek returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#T1#
Qwerty misses with a hook.
Qwerty checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Qwerty tests Banchamek's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Qwerty misses the target.
Qwerty scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Banchamek misses with a low kick.
Qwerty dips to his left and cracks Banchamek with an uppercut!
Banchamek displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Qwerty throws out the jab.
Banchamek throws an overhand right that lands on Qwerty's shoulder, as Qwerty tries to avoid the shot.
Banchamek walks into a left hand.
Banchamek staying out of range there.
Banchamek throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #T2#
Qwerty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Banchamek.
Banchamek slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banchamek dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Qwerty. That did some damage!
Banchamek misses with a head kick.
Banchamek tries a head kick but it misses.
Qwerty blocks a head kick by Banchamek.
Qwerty lands the left hand.
Banchamek uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Qwerty.
Qwerty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Banchamek.
Qwerty moves out of range of the leg kick from Banchamek.
Qwerty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Banchamek throws a leg kick but Qwerty moved away.
A swing and a miss from Qwerty.
As Qwerty backs away, Banchamek returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Banchamek has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Banchamek there as he acknowledges the shot.#T3#
Qwerty sizes up Banchamek with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Qwerty has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Banchamek needs to keep his hands up - Qwerty had a free shot at his head there.
A big right from Banchamek misses.
Qwerty scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Qwerty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Banchamek steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Qwerty.
Phil Qwerty is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Banchamek ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jab by Qwerty.
A swing and a miss from Qwerty.
Banchamek fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Qwerty checks it well.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Qwerty.
Banchamek displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Qwerty throws out the jab.
Qwerty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Banchamek.#T4#
Qwerty throws out a loose jab but Banchamek uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Banchamek.
Banchamek looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Qwerty tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banchamek slips a jab from Qwerty.
Qwerty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Banchamek slips under a jab.
Banchamek missing with a left hand there. Qwerty was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Banchamek misses with a head kick.
Qwerty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Qwerty takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Buakaw Banchamek has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Qwerty misses with a hook. Banchamek ducked under it nicely.
And Banchamek counters with a quick kick to the body but Qwerty blocks it.
Qwerty throws a hook but Banchamek blocks it.
An attempted straight right counter from Banchamek misses the target.
Qwerty misses with a looping left.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phil Qwerty comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Qwerty has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 27:30
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phil Qwerty!
A very excited looking Phil Qwerty made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: UCF 41: Puro v Thorn
Date: Jun 22, 2024

#R1#
Qwerty lands with a right hand.
Qwerty lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Smith misses with the combination.
Smith ducks right into an uppercut from Qwerty.
Qwerty uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Smith.
Smith misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Qwerty cracks Smith with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Smith throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Smith moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Qwerty lands with an uppercut that bounces Smith off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Qwerty catches Smith with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Qwerty misses with an uppercut
enabling Smith to counter with a crisp jab.
Qwerty misses with a lunging right hand #CL2#
and Smith counters by clinching up. #T1#
Smith blocks a body shot from Qwerty.
Qwerty swings wildly with an uppercut but Smith uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Smith working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Qwerty.
Smith misses with some punches.
Smith pushes Qwerty back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Smith.
A shot in the inside from Smith.
Qwerty tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Smith tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Qwerty's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Smith. #BC2#
Smith's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut
and Smith connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Smith misses with a hook #CL#
and Qwerty counters by moving into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Smith creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Smith struggles to land a body shot inside as Qwerty controls his hands.
Qwerty working aggressively here.
A right hand to the body from Qwerty.
Smith prevents Qwerty from breaking the clinch.
Qwerty tries to throw a body punch but Smith avoids it by throwing Qwerty back against the cage.
Smith throws a head punch that misses.
Qwerty misses with a hook to the ribs.
Smith blocks a punch to the side of the head. #BC2#
Smith's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Smith misses with a series of wild punches.
Qwerty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Qwerty lands a jab to the nose.
Phil Qwerty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwerty throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A punch combination from Qwerty misses.
Smith wants to counter with a clinch but Qwerty pushes him away.
Qwerty connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Smith momentarily.
We've been told by Qwerty's head coaches at Chiefs Fighting Inc. that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.#T3#
Smith throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Qwerty counters with a stiff right hand.
Smith misses with a straight right.
Qwerty feints a jab promting Smith to slip. Qwerty then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Smith slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Qwerty misses the jab.
Qwerty lands a two punch combo.
Qwerty throws a lazy uppercut
and Smith makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Smith walks into a straight right hand from Qwerty.
Smith swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Smith on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwerty uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Smith.
Smith slips a jab and a cross from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a good body shot.#T4#
Qwerty cracks Smith with a good jab.
A right-left combo lands from Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a lazy uppercut
and Smith counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Qwerty is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Qwerty takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Smith scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#CUT2#It looks like Phil Qwerty has been cut.
Smith is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a right and a left that both miss.
Qwerty gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Smith gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Qwerty is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kai Smith!
A very excited looking Kai Smith made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Phil Qwerty stepped up to the mic, saying 'God damn, its not good to take a fight when you have a hangover....'.

Event: UCF 28: Berishvili v Skwat
Date: May 11, 2024

#R1#
Payakaroon misses with a head kick.
Qwerty circles away from the clinch attempt
and Qwerty counters with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty throws a jab but it's blocked by Payakaroon.
Qwerty misses with a hook. Payakaroon ducked under it nicely.
Qwerty lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Payakaroon lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Qwerty walks into a straight right hand from Payakaroon.
Phil Qwerty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Payakaroon moves into the clinch.
Qwerty wants to break free but Payakaroon has control.
Qwerty wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Payakaroon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short uppercut from Payakaroon.
A short left from Payakaroon.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Qwerty misses with a punch to the body. #T1#
Payakaroon lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Payakaroon stalling.
Payakaroon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Qwerty pushes Payakaroon back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Payakaroon can't find room to land a body shot as Qwerty controls the action.
Payakaroon tries to work over Qwerty's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Qwerty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Payakaroon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Payakaroon stalls.
Qwerty blocks a body shot from Payakaroon. #BC#
Qwerty escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A slapping leg kick lands for Payakaroon.
Payakaroon takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Qwerty misses with a hook.
Qwerty throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air. #T2#
Qwerty misses the jab.
Payakaroon is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
We've been told by Qwerty's head coaches at Chiefs Fighting Inc. that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Qwerty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Payakaroon sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Payakaroon wants to counter the offense by Qwerty and move into the clinch position.
Qwerty misses with a two punch combination.
Qwerty lands with a straight right. Payakaroon didn't see that one coming.
Qwerty scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slow jab from Qwerty misses its intended target.
Payakaroon wants to counter with a clinch but Qwerty pushes him away.
Qwerty lands with a right hand.
Qwerty ducks under a wild hook from Payakaroon.
Payakaroon uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Qwerty.
Qwerty takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Payakaroon pivots, looking for a leg kick but Qwerty is out of range and Payakaroon settles back down.
Payakaroon misses with a low kick.
Payakaroon uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Qwerty.
Payakaroon misses with an attempted mid kick. #T3#
Qwerty throws a looping overhand right but Payakaroon ducks down to avoid it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Payakaroon.
Qwerty lunges at Payakaroon with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Payakaroon's hand.
A nice inside leg kick there by Payakaroon. That's going to slow Qwerty down.
Payakaroon tries to land a body kick
and Payakaroon takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Qwerty scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Qwerty throws a lazy right hand but Payakaroon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Payakaroon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Payakaroon slips a straight right by Qwerty.
Qwerty lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Payakaroon circles away quickly and effectively.
Qwerty swats away the attempt to clinch by Payakaroon.#CL2#
Payakaroon gets in close and instigates a clinch. #T4#
Payakaroon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Qwerty letting Payakaroon take a breather here.
Payakaroon struggles to land a body shot inside as Qwerty controls his hands.
Payakaroon lands a right hand.
A head punch on the inside from Qwerty fails to land.
Qwerty misses with a punch to the body.
Payakaroon cracks Qwerty with a nice body shot.
Qwerty misses with a body punch.
Payakaroon misses with some punches. #BC#
Qwerty breaks from the clinch.
Payakaroon looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Payakaroon throws a leg kick that misses.
Qwerty throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Payakaroon on the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Payakaroon displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Qwerty throws out the jab.
Payakaroon on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice shot lands for Qwerty.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Payakaroon in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Payakaroon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Qwerty.
Qwerty is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Qwerty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Payakaroon steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Qwerty.
Qwerty walks into a left hand.
Phil Qwerty is winning the standup battle so far.
A slapping body kick lands there for Payakaroon.
Qwerty tests Payakaroon's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Qwerty throws a right hand that Payakaroon ducks under and follows up with a left that Payakaroon also avoids with ease.
Qwerty sets himself, and Payakaroon steps forward looking for the clinch! Qwerty avoids it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Payakaroon throws a jab but it's blocked by Qwerty.
Qwerty misses with a hook.
Qwerty misses with a double jab.
Payakaroon blocks a jab.#CL2#
Payakaroon has closed the distance and engaged Qwerty in a clinch. #T1#
Qwerty wants to break the clinch but can't.
Qwerty misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Payakaroon slowing the pace effectively.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Qwerty.
Qwerty swings wildly with an uppercut but Payakaroon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty is trying to force a seperation but Payakaroon has the dominant position.
Payakaroon has Qwerty pressed against the cage.
Payakaroon lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwerty tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Payakaroon's elbow.
Qwerty is looking to break free of the clinch but Payakaroon has double underhooks. #BC#
Qwerty manages to break the clinch.
Qwerty throws a body punch but Payakaroon moves out of range.
Qwerty misses with a straight right.
Qwerty misses with a straight right. #T2#
Qwerty lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Payakaroon slips under a jab.
Payakaroon throws a head kick that misses.
Qwerty throws a big shot that misses.
Qwerty throws an off balance right hand #CL2#
and Payakaroon counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Qwerty has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Qwerty.
Payakaroon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Qwerty lands a left hand.
Payakaroon will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Qwerty up against the cage.
Qwerty working aggressively here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Qwerty gets through Payakaroon's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T3#
Payakaroon lands a right hand.
Qwerty has a couple of punches blocked by Payakaroon.
Payakaroon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Qwerty blocks an uppercut. #BC#
Qwerty manages to break the clinch.
Qwerty misses with a hook.
Payakaroon tries to counter by closing the distance.
Qwerty misses with a hook. Payakaroon ducked under it nicely.
Qwerty shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Payakaroon eats them both and turns towards Qwerty to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#CL2#
Payakaroon forces Qwerty back against the cage and clinches.
Payakaroon lands with a left to the head.
Payakaroon struggles to land a body shot inside as Qwerty controls his hands. #BC#
Qwerty breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Qwerty dips to his left and cracks Payakaroon with an uppercut!
Qwerty with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwerty fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Payakaroon on the side of the head.#T4#
Payakaroon tries to close the distance and clinch but Qwerty swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Qwerty throws a series of punches but Payakaroon avoids them all with ease.
Qwerty misses the jab.
Qwerty scores with a jab to the body.
Qwerty misses with a looping right.
Payakaroon lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Payakaroon defending well as Qwerty loads up on a big left hand.
Payakaroon wants to clinch
and Qwerty counters with a right hand to the body.
Qwerty scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A telegraphed right hand from Qwerty misses the target.
Qwerty jabs at Payakaroon's body.
Payakaroon drops his hands momentarily and Qwerty takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Payakaroon takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nice defenses there by Payakaroon.
The fighters circling - Qwerty throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Payakaroon motions for Qwerty to come forward. Payakaroon throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Qwerty was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Payakaroon tries to work over Qwerty's front leg with a kick but Qwerty checks it.
An attempted straight right counter from Qwerty misses the target.
Qwerty lands with a straight right. Payakaroon didn't see that one coming.
Qwerty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Payakaroon can do to turn this around?
Qwerty misses with a left hand #CL2#
and Payakaroon counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Payakaroon throws a head punch that misses.
Payakaroon blocks a body shot from Qwerty.
Qwerty struggles to land a body shot inside as Payakaroon controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Qwerty blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Qwerty can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Qwerty.
Payakaroon has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#BC#
Qwerty breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Qwerty clobbers Payakaroon with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T1#
Payakaroon moves into range and connects with a jab.
Qwerty throws a jab but it's blocked by Payakaroon.
Payakaroon slips a jab and a cross from Qwerty.
Payakaroon tries to counter by closing the distance.
Qwerty throws a hook but Payakaroon blocks it.
Payakaroon throws a head kick but Qwerty moves out of range.
Payakaroon defending well as Qwerty loads up on a big left hand.
A big right from Payakaroon misses.
Qwerty avoids the head kick by Payakaroon.
Payakaroon tries a head kick but it misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Payakaroon.
Payakaroon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Qwerty paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Qwerty on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Payakaroon. Payakaroon obviously looking to wear him down.
Payakaroon throws a head kick that looked like it stung. #T2##CL2#
Qwerty tries to keep at a distance but Payakaroon has taken the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Payakaroon.
Payakaroon is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Payakaroon slows down the pace here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Payakaroon misses with some punches.
Payakaroon pressing his opponent against the cage.
Payakaroon misses with a punch on the inside.
Qwerty struggles to land a body shot inside as Payakaroon controls his hands. #T3#
Payakaroon has a couple of punches blocked by Qwerty.
Payakaroon misses with some punches.
Qwerty stalling against the cage.
Payakaroon lands a hook to the side of the head.
Payakaroon tries to throw a body punch but Qwerty avoids it by throwing Payakaroon back against the cage.
Payakaroon working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Payakaroon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Phil Qwerty is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Payakaroon leaning his opponent against the cage.
Payakaroon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Payakaroon has Qwerty pushed against the cage.#T4#
Payakaroon throws a punch but it's blocked by Qwerty.
Payakaroon digs a right hand into Qwerty's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Qwerty's gas tank.
Payakaroon misses with a punch on the inside.
Payakaroon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Payakaroon tries to throw a body punch but Qwerty avoids it by throwing Payakaroon back against the cage.
Qwerty blocks a body shot from Payakaroon.
Qwerty wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Samart Payakaroon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Payakaroon just leaning against Qwerty, taking a breather.

And that's the end of the fight!
Samart Payakaroon comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Qwerty has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phil Qwerty!
A very excited looking Phil Qwerty made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: UCF 19: Berishvili v Friberg
Date: Apr 13, 2024

#R1#
Kent tries to clinch up but Qwerty circles away and keeps his distance.
Qwerty looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Qwerty leaves Kent with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kent shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Qwerty as he jumps to the side.
Qwerty throws a hook but Kent blocks it.#TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Kent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on Qwerty's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kent wants to stand but Qwerty has his arm trapped. #T1#
Qwerty struggling a bit here.
Kent tries to score with some ground and pound. Qwerty controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Kent wants to lay and pray for a moment but Qwerty keeps working.
Qwerty on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Qwerty tries to get out of the position.
Qwerty is trying to improve his position.#SUB2#
Kent working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Qwerty tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Kent wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Kent throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Kent misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Qwerty tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SUB2#
Kent looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Qwerty is trying to control Kent's posture but Kent avoids it. #T3#
The referee asks Kent politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Kent prefers to stall for the moment though.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Kent tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Qwerty paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Qwerty throws a nice looking combination but Kent bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Phil Qwerty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kent.
Phil Qwerty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kristian Kent.
Qwerty scores with a nice head shot.
Qwerty throws an off balance right hand
and Qwerty takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Qwerty ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Qwerty scores with a nice strike.
Qwerty swings for the body but Kent moves out of range.
We've been told by Qwerty's head coaches at Chiefs Fighting Inc. that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Qwerty throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Qwerty leaves Kent with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Kent pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Qwerty keeps the fight on the outside.
Kent fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Donk. Qwerty catches Kent right on the button with a cross.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Qwerty lands with a nice body punch.
Qwerty throws a hook but Kent blocks it.
Kent with the counter takedown but Qwerty avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that round.
That's time! Qwerty's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kent.
Qwerty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kent. #CL2#
Kent rushes Qwerty and presses him up against the cage.
Qwerty lands with a right to the head.
Qwerty managing to block the knees to the body from Kent.
Qwerty pushes Kent back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwerty tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Qwerty tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kent tries to land knees in the clinch but Qwerty avoids the damage to the body. #BC2#
Kent breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kent tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Qwerty manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Qwerty misses with a double jab. #T1#
Qwerty misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kent.
Qwerty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kent sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice sprawl there from Qwerty as Kent shoots in.
Qwerty misses with a jab, cross combination.
Kent dives in and grabs Qwerty's left leg, looking for a takedown. Qwerty pushes down on Kent's head and hops out.
Phil Qwerty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kristian Kent.
Kent gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Qwerty counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kent thinking.
Kent throws a head kick but Qwerty moves out of range.
Some wild striking there from Kent.
Qwerty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kent steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #CL#
Qwerty forces Kent back against the cage and clinches.#T2#
Kent tries to pull guard but Qwerty holds him up against the cage and eventually Kent drops back down to his feet.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kent tries to pull guard but Qwerty holds him up against the cage and eventually Kent drops back down to his feet.
Qwerty keeps control of Kent as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Qwerty lands a left hand.
Kent leaning his opponent against the cage.
Qwerty wants to get back to striking at distance but Kent won't allow it.
Kent swings wildly with an uppercut but Qwerty uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T3#
Qwerty misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Qwerty.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Qwerty.
Qwerty works on Kent's body with a couple of short punches.
Qwerty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kent throws a knee to the head but misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Qwerty creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kent can do to turn this around?
Kent is working for takedown but Qwerty is calmly controlling the position for now.
A shot in the inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty gets underhooks to prevent Kent's takedown attempt.
Qwerty swings wildly with an uppercut but Kent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty misses with a shot to the kidneys. #T4#
Qwerty lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Qwerty misses with a punch on the inside.
Kent wants a takedown but no success here.
Kent wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Qwerty working aggressively here.
Qwerty works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kent is trying to break the clinch but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage.
Qwerty tries a body shot but Kent blocks it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Qwerty misses with a body punch.
Qwerty misses with a body punch.
Qwerty tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Qwerty lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kent backwards.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##CL2#
Kent rushes Qwerty and presses him up against the cage.
Qwerty can't find room to land a body shot as Kent controls the action.
Qwerty lands with a left to the head.
Qwerty working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Qwerty swings wildly with an uppercut but Kent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kent is trying to drag Qwerty to the mat but Qwerty just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Qwerty tries to work over Kent's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kent goes for a takedown in the clinch but Qwerty prevents it.
Kent blocks an uppercut.
Qwerty lands a hook that snaps the head of Kent backwards. #T1#
Qwerty misses with a hook from the clinch. #BC#
Qwerty pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kent shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Qwerty as he avoids it easily.
Phil Qwerty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kristian Kent.
Kent tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Qwerty swivels and escapes.
Kristian Kent seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kent keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kent fails with an attempt to clinch.
Qwerty seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Qwerty lands a slapping body shot.
Qwerty looks to score with a jab to the body but Kent is just out of range.
Kent shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Qwerty defends it nicely.
Qwerty seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Qwerty misses the shot to the body. #T2#
Kent fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
No luck for Kent with that takedown attempt.
Qwerty is looking to wear down Kent with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice cross by Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Qwerty lands a jab.
Kent tries to clinch up but Qwerty circles away and keeps his distance.
Qwerty tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Kent manages to circle out of the way.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut.
Kent changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Qwerty tries to avoid it but Kent manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Qwerty to the ground. Qwerty escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. #T3#
A combination from Qwerty does no damage.
Kent closes the distance and clinches up with Qwerty, looking for a takedown. Kent pushes Qwerty against the cage but Qwerty circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Qwerty wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Qwerty ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kent moves away.
Kent throws a head kick but Qwerty moves out of range.
Qwerty is looking to counter the offense by Kent and move into the clinch.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut. Kent saw that one coming.
Qwerty throws a shot from downtown. Kent moves away and avoids it.
Phil Qwerty is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Qwerty paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Qwerty misses the shot to the body.
Qwerty throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kent shoots in for a double leg but Qwerty sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kent slips a straight right by Qwerty.
Kent blocks a jab.#T4#
Kent moves in looking to clinch but Qwerty pushes him off.
Qwerty looks to land a left hand but Kent moved out of range nicely.
Qwerty throws out a loose jab but Kent uses good head movement to avoid it.
Qwerty defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kent.
Qwerty tries to counter by clinching up but Kent breaks away and moves out of range.
Qwerty swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No luck for Kent with that takedown attempt.
Qwerty pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Qwerty scores with a jab to the head.
Qwerty stuffs the takedown attempt from Kent. Kent gets slowly back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Phil Qwerty showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Qwerty, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:26
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phil Qwerty!
During a confident post fight interview, Phil Qwerty thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: UCF 8: Bjornsson v Hendricks
Date: Mar 16, 2024

#R1#
McKenna throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Qwerty's waist but Qwerty gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McKenna off to one side.
Qwerty is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from McKenna.
Qwerty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Qwerty keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McKenna misses with a kick to the body.
Qwerty lands a nice shot to the body.
McKenna looks winded!
Qwerty lands a jab to McKenna's midsection.
McKenna takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
McKenna takes one on the button.
Qwerty cracks McKenna with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends McKenna tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Qwerty pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! McKenna is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phil Qwerty!
A victorious Phil Qwerty thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: MMAH 103
Date: Dec 31, 2023

#R1#
Nofud throws a body shot but no joy.
Nice uppercut lands for Qwerty. That snapped Nofud's head back.
Nofud lands a nice leg kick that just misses Qwerty's sensitive parts.
Nofud swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nofud slips a straight right by Qwerty.
The crowd cheers as Qwerty lands an impressive looking overhand right. Nofud doesn't seem phased though.
Aingot Nofud seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nofud scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#CUT2#It looks like Phil Qwerty has been cut.
Qwerty throws a jab but it's blocked by Nofud.
Nofud ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Qwerty moves away.
Nofud feints and then cracks Qwerty's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Qwerty down.
Nofud looks to throw the jab but Qwerty is out of range.
Qwerty misses with a hook
and Nofud counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nofud misses with a looping left.
Nofud slips a jab from Qwerty.#T1#
Qwerty throws out a loose jab but Nofud uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nofud misses with a body kick.
Nofud takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nofud throws a big shot that misses.
Nofud swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Qwerty looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nofud misses with an uppercut #CL#
and Qwerty counters by clinching up.
Qwerty lands a nice uppercut.
Nofud softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nofud blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nofud goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nofud working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nofud swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nofud blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nofud goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nofud tries to pull guard but Qwerty holds him up against the cage and eventually Nofud drops back down to his feet. #T2#
Nofud misses with a punch on the inside.
Nofud tries to throw a body punch but Qwerty avoids it by throwing Nofud back against the cage.
Nofud lands a right hand that snaps the head of Qwerty backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwerty blocking some punches.
Nofud tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nofud tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Qwerty's elbow.
Qwerty wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nofud has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Qwerty.
Nice body punch from Nofud.
A head punch on the inside from Nofud fails to land.
Qwerty blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nofud goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nofud misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nofud creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty blocks an uppercut.
Nofud misses with a body punch.
Nofud is working for takedown but Qwerty is calmly controlling the position for now.#T3#
Nofud fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Phil Qwerty has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Aingot Nofud.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nofud.
A right hand to the body from Nofud.
Nofud swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Qwerty on the inside.
Qwerty blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Qwerty misses with a body punch.
Nofud tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nofud lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nofud tries a body shot but Qwerty blocks it.
Nofud misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nofud misses with some punches.
Nofud is working for takedown but Qwerty is calmly controlling the position for now.
Qwerty tries to throw a body punch but Nofud avoids it by throwing Qwerty back against the cage.
Qwerty wants to get back to striking at distance but Nofud won't allow it. #TD2#
Nofud jumps guard. #T4#
Qwerty sitting in guard here, content to control.
Qwerty might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Nofud throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Qwerty looking to sit in guard and control but Nofud gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Qwerty being controlled here, momentarily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Aingot Nofud dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Phil Qwerty's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Qwerty takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Qwerty misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nofud connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nofud. Qwerty does a little dance to reset his feet.
Qwerty misses with an uppercut. Nofud saw that one coming.
Nofud is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Qwerty checks a low kick from Nofud.#KD2#
Nofud lands a high kick to the side of Qwerty's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Nofud dives into guard, looking to finish.#ROC2#Qwerty is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nofud engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Oh Qwerty is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Qwerty seems to have got his legs back now.
Qwerty keeping full guard, as Nofud tries to pass. #T1#
Qwerty is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Nofud slips nicely into half guard.
Qwerty won't allow Nofud to pass to mount. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.#SUB2#
Qwerty is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Nofud has latched onto it... Big trouble! Nofud pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Qwerty is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Nofud!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Aingot Nofud!

Event: MMAH 97
Date: Dec 11, 2023

#R1#
Qwerty scores with a body shot.
Qwerty dodges the punch combination from Acosta.
Acosta tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Qwerty tries to counter with a clinch but Acosta shakes him off and moves away.
Acosta will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Qwerty misses with a straight right.
Acosta fails with a takedown attempt.
Qwerty scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Acosta shoots in for a takedown but Qwerty shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Adrien Acosta. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Qwerty throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Qwerty has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Acosta is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Adrien Acosta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Acosta has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Acosta there as he acknowledges the shot.
Qwerty cracks Acosta with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.#T1#
Qwerty throws an overhand right that lands on Acosta's shoulder, as Acosta tries to avoid the shot.
Acosta misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Acosta is breathing heavily.
Acosta slips a straight right by Qwerty.
Qwerty scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Acosta tries to move into range but Qwerty moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Qwerty lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range. #ROC2#Acosta is rocked!
Qwerty scores with the left hand. Acosta knows he should have avoided that one.
Oh Acosta is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Qwerty digs a good body shot into Acosta's ribs.
Qwerty lands a glancing blow to the side of Acosta's head.
Qwerty looks to land a left hand but Acosta moved out of range nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Qwerty misses.
Phil Qwerty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Acosta takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.#T2#
Qwerty closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Acosta! Qwerty dives in looking to finish! Acosta is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phil Qwerty!

Event: CFL - 2
Date: Oct 15, 2023

#R1#
Qwerty listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Ferreira throws a body punch but Qwerty moves out of range. #CL2#
Qwerty rushes Ferreira and presses him up against the cage.
Qwerty digs a right hand underneath Ferreira's ribcage. Ferreira let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwerty.
A short body shot lands from Qwerty as the two fighters clinch.
Ferreira wants to break free but Qwerty has control.
Qwerty lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards.
Qwerty working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferreira is trying to push Qwerty away but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A right hook to the body lands for Qwerty.
Qwerty scores with a nice hook to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Qwerty creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Qwerty lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Qwerty lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwerty.
A short left from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards. #T1#
Ferreira looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike.
Ferreira tries to circle away but Qwerty has him pinned against the cage.
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside.
Ferreira has had enough of the clinch but Qwerty keeps him there for the moment.
Qwerty lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Qwerty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Qwerty lands a nice shot to the body.
Qwerty presses Ferreira against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ferreira wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Qwerty presses Ferreira against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Qwerty lands a body shot.
A short right from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Qwerty lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards.
Qwerty pushes Ferreira back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #T2#
Qwerty keeps control of Ferreira as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Qwerty has Ferreira pressed against the cage, preventing Ferreira from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Qwerty works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside.
Qwerty pushes Ferreira back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwerty lands a nice shot to the body.
Qwerty lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Ferreira is looking to break free of the clinch but Qwerty has double underhooks.
Qwerty lands a left hand.
Qwerty stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside.
A short uppercut from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a right to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T3#
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwerty.
Ferreira is trying to break free.
Qwerty pushes Ferreira back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Qwerty throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Qwerty throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Qwerty throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Qwerty scores with a hook to the body.
Qwerty working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Qwerty lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ferreira or not.
Qwerty lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Qwerty scores with a hook to the body.
Qwerty makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Qwerty scores with a shot to the side of Ferreira's head.
Qwerty softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T4#
Ferreira wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Qwerty cracks Ferreira with a nice body shot.
Qwerty lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Qwerty lands with a right to the head.
Qwerty lands with a short shot to the head.
Qwerty lands an uppercut.
Qwerty digs a right hand into Ferreira's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ferreira's gas tank.
Qwerty lands a left hand.
Ferreira tries to break free but Qwerty pushes him back against the cage.
Qwerty lands an uppercut.
Ferreira takes a shot to the head.
Ferreira working hard to break the clinch.
Qwerty cracks Ferreira with a nice body shot.
Ferreira tries to circle away but Qwerty has him pinned against the cage.#T5#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Qwerty.
A short left from Qwerty.
Ferreira's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Qwerty lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Qwerty on the inside.
Qwerty scores with a nice hook to the head.
Qwerty lands a hook that snaps the head of Ferreira backwards.
A short left from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right from Qwerty.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Ferreira is trying to break the clinch but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage.
Qwerty lands a right hand.
Qwerty lands a body shot in the clinch. #T6#
Qwerty lands with a short punch from the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ferreiras head.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Qwerty works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Qwerty throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ferreiras head.
Qwerty gets through Ferreira's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Qwerty lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Ferreira tries to circle away but Qwerty has him pinned against the cage.
Qwerty working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Qwerty lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Qwerty lands a shot to the body.
Qwerty lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ferreira or not.
Ferreira has had enough of the clinch but Qwerty keeps him there for the moment.
Qwerty digs a right hand into Ferreira's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ferreira's gas tank.
Ferreira tries to break the clinch but Qwerty is controlling the position. #T7#
A nice right hand lands inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike.
Qwerty prevents Ferreira from breaking the clinch.
Qwerty scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Qwerty lands a body shot.
A shot in the inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. #ROC2#Ferreira is rocked!
A shot in the inside from Qwerty.
Oh Ferreira is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Qwerty lands a body shot in the clinch.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Qwerty.
A short body shot lands from Qwerty as the two fighters clinch.
Qwerty lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Qwerty lands a right hand.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike.
Ferreira wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Qwerty.
Qwerty scores with a shot to the side of Ferreira's head. #T8#
Qwerty scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Qwerty scores with a nice short uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands a body punch.
Qwerty scores with a nice hook to the head.
Qwerty lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty has Ferreira pressed against the cage.
Ferreira wants to get back to striking at distance but Qwerty won't allow it.
A short right from Qwerty.
Ferreira is trying to push Qwerty away but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside.
Ferreira wants to break the clinch but can't.
Qwerty lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ferreira or not.
Qwerty lands with a short punch from the clinch. #BC2#
Qwerty's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Qwerty moves into the clinch successfully.
A short right from Qwerty on the inside.
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside. #T9#
Ferreira is trying to push Qwerty away but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Qwerty lands with a light punch inside.
Qwerty works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Qwerty lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Ferreira or not.
Qwerty working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short left from Qwerty.
Qwerty lands with a left to the head.
Qwerty lands a body shot.
Qwerty digs a right hand underneath Ferreira's ribcage. Ferreira let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Qwerty throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ferreiras head.
Qwerty gets through Ferreira's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#BC2#
Qwerty breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL2#
Qwerty closes the distance and clinches.
Qwerty lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Qwerty works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ferreira is trying to break the clinch but Qwerty has him pressed against the cage.
Qwerty lands on the inside with an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Qwerty creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Qwerty scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ferreira tries to break the clinch but Qwerty is controlling the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Qwerty dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##CL2#
Qwerty closes the distance and clinches.
Qwerty makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ferreira looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Qwerty is leaning against Ferreira and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nice body punch from Qwerty - that landed with a thud.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Qwerty.
Qwerty's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Qwerty lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Qwerty cracks Ferreira with a nice body shot.
Ferreira is looking to break free of the clinch but Qwerty has double underhooks.
Ferreira seems to have got his legs back now.
Qwerty scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Qwerty pushes Ferreira back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Qwerty scores with a nice hook to the head.
Qwerty lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Ferreira.
Qwerty lands with a short shot to the head.
Qwerty unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Ferreira! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Qwerty is unloading with more strikes now! Ferreira drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phil Qwerty!

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