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Event:
QFC Tournament 1172 Round 3
Date: Nov 09, 2023 |
#R1#
Kaveri misses with a takedown
and Kaveri takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #TD#
Kaveri shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Bastard wants to control but Kaveri is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Kaveri maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Bastard could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Kaveri has cracked it and Bastard is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Kaveri!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Matto Kaveri!
Fat Bastard spoke after the fight, saying 'Back to the drawing board... Probly should erase the penises and start actually studying now.'. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1172 Round 2
Date: Nov 08, 2023 |
#R1#
Fowler shoots and misses
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fowler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fowler tries for a takedown but Bastard circles away easily
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
Fowler has his takedown stuffed
and Bastard counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jax Fowler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head kick by Fowler misses
and Bastard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fowler misses with a left hand
and Bastard counters with a nice body shot.
Fowler tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bastard counters with a left and a right that stings Fowler. #T1#
Fowler wants to clinch
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CL#
Fowler moves into the clinch successfully.
Fowler throws a knee to the head but misses.
#BC#
Fowler breaks the clinch.
Fowler throws a body kick that misses
and Bastard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fowler thinking.
Fowler misses with a shot to the body
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A head kick by Fowler misses
and Bastard counters with a nice body shot.
Bastard stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.#T2#
Fowler wants to clinch but Bastard slips to the side
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bastard is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fowler is breathing heavily.
Bastard lands a jab.
Fowler misses with the body kick
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard cracks Fowler with a good jab.
Fowler tries to clinch
and Fowler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #TD#
Fowler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Bastard is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.#T3#
Bastard is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Fowler slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bastard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bastard being controlled here, momentarily.
Fowler could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Bastard working a defensive guard here.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bastard can do anything to dispel that myth.
Fowler trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bastard trying to keep a closed guard but Fowler is proving a slippery customer.
Bastard is trying to hold Fowler in close to prevent damage but Fowler has managed to pass into half guard.
#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bastard tries to roll over but Fowler keeps him under control.
Bastard is looking to get back to full guard here but Fowler has managed to pass to side control instead.
Fowler scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Bastard to see if he's OK.
Fowler working away.
Bastard tries to improve position but can't.
Fowler lands some shots froms side control.
Fowler lands some shots froms side control.#SUB#
Fowler is trying to get an arm triangle but Bastard is defending well.
Fowler creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Bastard dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Fowler shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Fowler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fowler throws a lazy body kick
and Bastard counters with a nice body shot.
Fowler fails with the takedown
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jax Fowler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fowler tries to clinch
and Bastard counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fowler has his takedown stuffed
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Fowler takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Fowler tries to clinch up
and Bastard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fowler takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses.
Bastard moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Fowler shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bastard eats them both and turns towards Fowler to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Fowler throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fowler wants to clinch but Bastard slips to the side
and Bastard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T2#
Bastard tests Fowler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fowler gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fowler with a poor takedown
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fowler fails with the takedown
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fowler has time to react.
Bastard lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jax Fowler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard scores with a sloppy right hand. Fowler should have avoided that one.
Fowler looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.#T3#
Fowler wants to clinch
and Bastard counters with a nice body shot.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Fowler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bastard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fowler in his tracks.
Bastard scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fowler doesn't seem bothered though.
Fowler walks into a jab.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Bastard jabs Fowler to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T4#
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bastard, as that shot connected.
Fat Bastard is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bastard cracks Fowler with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fat Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fowler throws a lazy head kick
and Fowler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Fowler back to the cage. Bastard follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fowler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fowler on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Bastard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Fowler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
Fowler has his takedown stuffed
and Bastard counters with a straight right hand.
Fowler fails with the takedown
and Fowler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fowler wants to clinch but Bastard slips to the side
and Bastard counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fowler shoots and misses
and Bastard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jax Fowler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bastard jabs Fowler to the body, keeping him at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bastard thuds a left hand into Fowler's body.#T1#
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fowler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fowler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bastard lands with a good body shot.
Good exchange - Bastard coming out on top.
Bastard lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bastard connects with a nice looking jab.
#T2#
Fowler with a poor takedown
and Bastard counters with a right hand to the body.
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fowler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fowler walks into a jab.
Bastard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fowler fails with the takedown
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Fowler darts in trying to clinch
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T3#
Bastard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fowler has his takedown stuffed
and Bastard counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Fowler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fowler looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bastard throws a shot to the body.
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bastard connects with a body shot.#T4#
Bastard connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nice cross by Bastard.
Bastard throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fowler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard scores with a body shot.
Jax Fowler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bastard lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fowler at a distance.
Bastard scores with a jab to the body.
Bastard lands with a nice body punch.
Fowler swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bastard counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that's the end of the fight!
Fat Bastard comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bastard winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Fat Bastard wins by unanimous decision!
In his post fight interview, Fat Bastard gave a big smile as he said 'Free speech is more important than a jury of your 12 peers realizes. Good luck sheep.'. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 1172 Round 1
Date: Nov 07, 2023 |
#R1#
Timpson throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nice body punch from Bastard.
Timpson lands a jab to Bastard's midsection.
Timpson misses the jab.
Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Timpson.
Nice body punch from Timpson.
Timpson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bastard.
It looked like Bastard was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Timpson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard digs a good hook to Timpson's body.
Timpson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Timpson misses with a hook to the body
and Bastard counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Timpson thinking. #T1#
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Bastard throws a body shot but no joy.
Timpson misses with a shot to the body
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Tage Timpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard counters with a series of strikes. Timpson will be more careful next time no doubt. #CL2#
Timpson has taken the fight to the clinch.
Timpson misses with a punch on the inside.
#BC2#
Timpson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Timpson moves into the clinch.#T2##BC2#
Timpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Timpson throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Timpson misses with a left hand
letting Bastard counter with a right hand.
Bastard throws out a loose jab but Timpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Timpson throws out a loose jab but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
Timpson with a hook.
A shot to the liver by Timpson. Beautiful body shot.
Timpson throws a looping overhand right but Bastard ducks down to avoid it. #T3#
Timpson misses with a body punch
and Bastard counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Timpson misses with a few strikes there.
Timpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A quick step to the side and Bastard tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Timpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bastard.
It looked like Bastard was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Timpson.
Bastard throws a shot to the body.
Timpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Timpson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Timpson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Timpson throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T4#
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
Timpson misses with an uppercut. Bastard saw that one coming.
Timpson ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Timpson.
Timpson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timpson misses with a hook. Bastard ducked under it nicely.
Timpson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fat Bastard dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Timpson throws a shot from downtown. Bastard moves away and avoids it.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Timpson misses with a left hand
and Bastard counters with a nice body shot.
Timpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Nice straight punches there by Bastard. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bastard.
A combination from Timpson does no damage.
Bastard was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Timpson misses with a body punch
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Timpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bastard is looking to wear down Timpson with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nice defenses there by Bastard.
Bastard was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.#T1#
Bastard lands with a nice body punch.
Timpson cracks Bastard with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bastard is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Bastard changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Timpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Timpson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Timpson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Timpson throws a hook but Bastard blocks it.
Bastard throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A countering left hand to the body from Timpson misses.
Timpson throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab. #T2#
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Timpson moves away.
Timpson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Timpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard slips a jab from Timpson.
The fighters circle momentarily. Timpson darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Timpson misses with a lunging right hand
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Timpson.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bastard is looking to counter punch.
Timpson throws a hook to the side of Bastard's head but Bastard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Timpson can do to turn this around?
Timpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.#T3#
Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Timpson looks to land a left hand but Bastard moved out of range nicely.
Bastard throws a body punch but Timpson moves out of range.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Timpson manages to avoid it.
Timpson is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Timpson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Bastard takes a swing at Timpson's ribcage but misses.
Timpson connects with a body shot that sends Bastard's belly button to the back.
Timpson fails to land with a series of punches.
Bastard is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Timpson throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T4#
Bastard throws a looping overhand right but Timpson ducks down to avoid it.
Bastard throws out a powerful jab.
Timpson throws an overhand right that lands on Bastard's shoulder, as Bastard tries to avoid the shot.
Bastard was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bastard throws a predictable looking body shot
and Timpson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Timpson throws a right and a left that Bastard avoids nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bastard takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A slow jab from Timpson misses its intended target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Fat Bastard will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Timpson throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fat Bastard is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bastard steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Timpson.
Timpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bastard manages to avoid it.
Fat Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard tests Timpson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bastard moves away from the strike by Timpson.
Bastard slips under a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Timpson misses with a two punch combination.
A slow jab from Timpson misses its intended target.
Bastard looks to score with a jab to the body but Timpson is just out of range.#T1#
Timpson misses with a looping right.
Bastard is looking to counter punch.
Timpson doesn't manage to clinch there - Bastard circles away.
Timpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Timpson misses with a combination
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
Bastard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A counter left hand to the body from Bastard misses its target.
Timpson throws a lazy uppercut
and Bastard cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Timpson swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Bastard swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Timpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a left to the body. #T2#
A swing and a miss from Bastard.
Timpson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Timpson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bastard counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Timpson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bastard digs a good hook to Timpson's body.
Timpson throws a poor cross that misses
and Bastard connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Timpson manages to avoid it.
Timpson looks to score with a jab to the body but Bastard is just out of range.
Timpson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T3#
Timpson misses the jab.
A cross from Bastard lands.
Bastard digs a good body shot into Timpson's ribs.
Timpson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bastard.
#CL2#
Timpson darts in and clinches Bastard up against the cage.
Timpson tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Timpson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Timpson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow.
Bastard lands with a left to the head. #T4#
Timpson working aggressively here.
Timpson struggles to land a body shot inside as Bastard controls his hands.
Timpson misses with a punch on the inside.
Timpson working aggressively here.
Timpson misses with some punches.
Bastard lands a body shot.
Tage Timpson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bastard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.
Timpson misses with a short punch on the inside.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Timpson misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bastard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Fat Bastard.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight for Fat Bastard!
Fat Bastard wins by unanimous decision!
As Fat Bastard got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Free speech is more important than a jury of your 12 peers realizes. Good luck sheep.'. |
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