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Event:
SSKT 27
Date: Feb 15, 2025 |
#R1#
Dathren throws a quick inside leg kick.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Dathren just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Dathren with a body shot.#CL#
Dathren rushes Fart and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dathren tries to work over Fart's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC2#
Fart breaks the clinch.
Dathren definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dathren throws a hook but Fart avoids it easily.
Fart feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dathrens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Fart looks to land a right hand but Dathren moved out of range.
Fart drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart ducks under a wild hook from Dathren.
Dathren with the inside leg kick.
Dathren walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fart checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. #T1#
Fart waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dathren.
Dathren scores with a punch to the head.
Fart throws a jab but it's blocked by Dathren.
Fart tries to land a front kick but Dathren steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dathren with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dathren.
Fart scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dathren in his tracks.
Fart throws a lazy uppercut
and Dathren connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CL2#
Fart gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#T2#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fart.
Dathren is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fart throws a punch but it's blocked by Dathren.
Dathren looking to throw knees to the head but Fart is blocking nicely.
Dathren avoiding damage as Fart throws knees to the body.
Dathren blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart managing to block the knees to the body from Dathren.
Fart throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Fart throws an elbow but misses.
Fart told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Dathren blocks an uppercut.
Fart tries to throw a body punch but Dathren avoids it by throwing Fart back against the cage. #BC#
Dathren breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dathren keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fart lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dathren takes a step back to recover.
Fart chopping away at his opponent's legs.
#T3#
Dathren throws a head kick that misses.
Dathren walks forward, straight into a front kick from Fart.
Fart throws a leg kick but Dathren checks it.
Dathren feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Fart misses with a straight left.
Dathren is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch.
Dathren goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fart slips under a jab from Dathren.
Dathren moves out of range of the leg kick from Fart.
Fart throws a leg kick which misses Dathren's front leg but catches the back leg as Dathren tries to avoid it.
Fart feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Dathrens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#T4#
Dathren dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fart checks a low kick from Dathren.
Despite the aggression on Fart's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dathren looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fart misses the shot to the body.
Dathren seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Dathren throws a leg kick but Fart checks it.
Fart misses the shot to the body.
A big left from Fart misses. #T5#
Dathren misses with a lunging right hand
and Dathren takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Dathren throws a head kick but Fart moves out of range.
Fart throws a big counter head kick but Dathren avoids it with no problem.
Fart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dathren throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fart swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fart thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dathren appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Fart throws out a loose jab but Dathren uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Dathren clinches up against the cage.
Dathren with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
#T6#
A nice right hand lands inside from Fart.
Fart landing knees to the head.
Fart blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Dathren's defenses.
Dathren crunches a lovely knee into Fart's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short uppercut from Dathren.
Fart lands a left hand.
A nice left hand lands by Dathren.
Dathren tries to land knees in the clinch but Fart avoids the damage to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
A knee to the head by Dathren.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dathren tries a body shot but Fart blocks it.
Fart gets through Dathren's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Fart throws an elbow but it misses.
Fart avoiding damage as Dathren throws knees to the body.
Dathren tries to work over Fart's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fart blocks a body shot from Dathren.
Dathren lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Fart working some nice short punches in the clinch.#T7#
Dathren tries a body shot but Fart blocks it.
Fart lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#Dathren is rocked!
Dathren takes an elbow to the temple.
Oh Dathren is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fart blocking some punches.
Fart on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dathren doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dathren using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fart has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dathren lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Fart lands an elbow inside that Dathren shrugs off.
Dathren blocks an elbow strike.
Dathren using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fart has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dathren lands a nice knee to the body.
Fart keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dathren's efforts to push away.
Dathren misses with a punch to the body.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dathren putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fart is working Dathren over against the cage.
Dathren seems to have got his legs back now.
Fart lands an elbow inside that Dathren shrugs off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dathren misses with a knee strike.
Dathren tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Dathren misses with the head strike.
Fart misses with some punches.
Still in the clinch, Dathren scores with a nice short uppercut.#T8#
Dathren dodges an elbow strike from Fart.
Dathren lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fart.
Dathren misses with the head strike.
Dathren blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Dathren.
Fart trying to land knees to the body.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Fart scores with a nice short uppercut.
Dathren landing knees to the head.
Dathren tries a body shot but Fart blocks it.
Dathren tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow.
Dathren swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart lands with a short shot to the head. #BC#
Dathren breaks from the clinch.
Dathren falls off balance throwing a combination
and Fart counters with a stiff right hand.
Fart throws a lazy head kick
and Dathren connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T9#
A jab from Fart finds it's way through Dathren's defenses.
Dathren slips under a jab from Fart.
Fart swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Dathren tries a head kick but it misses.
Fart lands a head kick!
A low kick from Fart misses
and Dathren counters with a nice body kick.
Fart throws a jab but it's blocked by Dathren.
Dathren uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fart.
Dathren swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Liquid Fart.
Well Fart has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 10:9
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 9:10
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 10:10
The fight is ruled a draw! |
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Event:
SSKT 26 Chai vs Berlioz
Date: Jan 18, 2025 |
#R1#
Rogan darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Rogan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fart missing with a left hand there. Rogan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rogan tries to counter with a clinch but Fart shakes him off and moves away.
Rogan slips a straight right by Fart.
Rogan steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Fart.
Rogan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Alex Rogan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rogan throws a lazy uppercut
and Fart counters with an inside leg kick.
Rogan throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Fart counter with a right hand.
We've been informed that Rogan has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Fart swats away the attempt to clinch by Rogan.
A counter left hand to the body from Fart misses its target.
The fighters circling - Rogan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Rogan looks to score with a jab to the body but Fart is just out of range.
Fart throws a solid leg kick but Rogan takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fart.
Rogan misses with a hook
and Rogan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Rogan tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fart counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt. #CL2#
Rogan moves into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rogan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rogan has a couple of punches blocked by Fart.
#T1#
A short uppercut from Fart.
Rogan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rogan blocks an uppercut.
Rogan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC#
Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fart moves away from the strike by Rogan.
Rogan throws a looping overhand right but Fart ducks down to avoid it.
Fart half committed to a counter leg kick.
Fart has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.
Rogan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fart keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rogan.
Rogan looks to land a combination but Fart avoids it well.
Rogan throws an off balance right hand
and Fart connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rogan fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fart is looking to counter with a body kick.
Rogan misses with a wild combination.
It looked like Fart wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Fart throws a hook to the side of Rogan's head but Rogan sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.#CL2#
Rogan clinches with his opponent.
Rogan misses with a punch on the inside.
Fart is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Rogan is defending well for now.#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rogan misses with the head strike.
Rogan blocks an uppercut.
Rogan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fart working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fart lands a left hand that snaps the head of Rogan backwards.
Fart lands a hook that snaps the head of Rogan backwards.
A shot in the inside from Rogan.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fart. #BC#
Fart escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rogan wants to clinch.
Rogan lands with a straight right. Fart didn't see that one coming.
Rogan swings widly with a right hand
and Fart counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #CL#
Fart takes the fight into the clinch.
Rogan swings wildly with an uppercut but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it. #T3#
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rogan.
Rogan misses with a punch on the inside.
Fart landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Rogan looks winded!
Rogan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow.
Fart lands with a left to the head.
Rogan misses with some punches.
Fart has a couple of punches blocked by Rogan.
Fart lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT#It looks like Alex Rogan has been cut.
Fart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Rogan's defenses.
Fart digs a right hand underneath Rogan's ribcage. Rogan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Rogan blocks an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Fart scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rogan.
Fart lands an elbow inside that Rogan shrugs off.
Fart lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Still in the clinch, Fart scores with a nice short uppercut.#T4#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rogan.
Rogan swings wildly with an uppercut but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Rogan.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Rogan blocks an elbow strike from Fart.
Fart working Rogan over with knees to the body.#BC#
Fart pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Rogan lands with a straight right. Fart didn't see that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Fart. Those never looked like landing.
Fart throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rogan throws out a loose jab but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Fart gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fart lands an elbow just above Rogan 's eye.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fart.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Fart swings wildly with an uppercut but Rogan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fart unloads a knee to the mid-section.#T5#
Fart scores with a hook to the body.
Fart scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rogan takes an elbow to the forehead.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fart lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, Fart scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fart connects with a nasty looking knee right to Rogan's face.
#ROC#Rogan is rocked!
Fart lands an elbow just above Rogan 's eye.
Rogan is still on wobbly legs! Can Fart finish him?
Fart lands a right hand. #BC#
Fart breaks from the clinch.
Fart ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Rogan out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
In his post fight interview, Liquid Fart started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception. |
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Event:
SSKT 25 Chai vs Stridh
Date: Dec 21, 2024 |
#R1#
Fart keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fart getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fart moves out of range of the strikes.
Berlioz ducks under a wild hook from Fart.
Berlioz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fart manages to avoid it.
Fart looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Berlioz throws a hook but Fart avoids it easily.
Fart looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A thudding body kick lands there by Fart!
Berlioz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fart lands a jab to Berlioz's midsection.
Berlioz has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fart with a nice calf kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Berlioz checks a leg kick nicely.
Fart misses the jab.
Berlioz is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch.
Berlioz throws a combination. Fart tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Fart throws the left hand but Berlioz avoids the punch easily.
It looked like Berlioz wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T1#
Fart misses with a low kick as Berlioz jumps back.
Berlioz is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Fart.
Fart has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A lazy body kick from Berlioz
enabling Fart to counter with a crisp jab.
Berlioz throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fart.
Fart looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fart throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fart pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Berlioz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Berlioz digs a good hook to Fart's body.
Berlioz connects with a nice looking jab.
Berlioz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fart misses with an attempted mid kick.
Berlioz slips a straight right by Fart.
Berlioz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fart throws a leg kick but Berlioz sees it coming and moves out of range.
Berlioz throws a hook but Fart blocks it.
Fart doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Fart throws a sloppy head kick and Berlioz moves out of range easily. #T2#
Nice straight punches there by Berlioz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Berlioz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart throws a good cross that connects.
Berlioz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Berlioz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fart.
Fart just misses with a punch to the body.
Berlioz throwing a counter right hand but Fart manages to avoid it.
Berlioz throws a predictable looking body shot
and Fart counters with a nice body kick.
Fart moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fart misses with a wild body shot.
Fart throws a body kick that misses.
Fart takes one to the chin there.
Berlioz throws a lazy uppercut
and Berlioz takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fart clobbers Berlioz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart throws a lazy uppercut
and Berlioz counters with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Fart is rocked!#T3##CL#
Berlioz has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fart digs a right hand into Berlioz's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Berlioz's gas tank.
Fart struggles to land a body shot inside as Berlioz controls his hands.
Berlioz on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fart lands with a short shot to the head.
Berlioz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Berlioz misses with the head strike.
Berlioz scores with a shoulder strike.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fart lands a right hand.
Fart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Berlioz's defenses.
A body shot lands from Berlioz.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Berlioz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Fart's elbow.
Fart tries to work over Berlioz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fart has a couple of punches blocked by Berlioz.
Fart lands a shoulder strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fart lands a right hand that snaps the head of Berlioz backwards.
Fart throws a head punch that misses.
Fart misses with the head strike.
#T4#
Berlioz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fart prevents a body shot from Berlioz.
Berlioz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fart.
Berlioz has Fart pressed against the cage, preventing Fart from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Berlioz.
Berlioz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Berlioz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Berlioz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Berlioz finish him?
Fart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fart seems to have recovered his senses.
Fart misses with a hook to the ribs.
A right hook to the body lands for Berlioz.
Fart looks winded!
Nice body punch from Berlioz - that landed with a thud.
Berlioz lands with a light punch inside.
Berlioz lands with a right to the head.
Berlioz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fart takes a shot to the head.
Berlioz cracks Fart with a nice body shot.
Berlioz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Berlioz breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Fart with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Fart looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Fart get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Hector Berlioz!
A relieved looking Hector Berlioz thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
SSKT 24 Chai vs Jarol
Date: Nov 23, 2024 |
#R1#
Clifton misses with an uppercut. Fart saw that one coming.
Fart misses with a series of wild punches.
Clifton misses with a series of wild punches.
Clifton avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fart throws a poor cross that misses
and Clifton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart connects with a single shot there.
Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Clifton counters with a left to the body.
A big left from Clifton misses.
Clifton slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#T1#
Fart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Clifton counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fart takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Clifton turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Clifton is looking to slow Fart down with leg kicks.
Fart motions for Clifton to come forward. Fart throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Clifton moves out of range of the body kick from Fart.
Fart misses with a looping right.
Fart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fart goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fart lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#T2#
Clifton throws a jab but it's blocked by Fart.
Fart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Clifton has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fart.
Clifton lands a jab to the nose.
Fart avoids a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clifton tries to bum rush Fart with a series of wild strikes but Fart uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL2#
Fart has Clifton up against the cage in a clinch.
Fart swings wildly with an uppercut but Clifton uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from Fart.
A nice left hand lands by Clifton.
#T3#
Clifton lands with a short shot to the head.
Fart lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Clifton backwards.
Fart goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Clifton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Clifton lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fart or not.
Still in the clinch, Clifton scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Clifton.
A short right from Fart.
Fart lands a hook that snaps the head of Clifton backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart misses with the head strike.
Clifton lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fart blocks an uppercut.
Clifton misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fart trying to land knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart misses with a punch on the inside.
Fart prevents a body shot from Clifton.
Clifton on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Clifton on the inside.
Fart throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Clifton blocks it with crossed arms.
A short uppercut from Clifton. #T4#
Clifton tries to throw a body punch but Fart avoids it by throwing Clifton back against the cage.
Fart misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Clifton.
Clifton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A shot in the inside from Clifton.
A short left from Fart.
Fart throws an elbow but it misses.
Clifton softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Clifton blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Clifton on the inside. #ROC#Fart is rocked!
Clifton misses with some punches.
Fart is still on wobbly legs! Can Clifton finish him?
Knees to the body from Fart.
Fart has a couple of punches blocked by Clifton.
Fart seems to have recovered his senses.
Clifton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Clifton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Clifton fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fart's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short left from Clifton.
Clifton scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fart tries to work over Clifton's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Fart as Clifton tries to tie him up.
Fart gets through Clifton's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.#T5#
Clifton misses with a hook to the ribs.
Clifton lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fart throws an elbow that misses.
Fart blocks an uppercut.
Clifton misses with the head strike.
Clifton scores with a shot to the side of Fart's head.
A right handed body shot lands from Clifton.
Fart blocks an uppercut.
Clifton lands with a right to the head.
Clifton managing to block the knees to the body from Fart.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Clifton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Clifton throws a head punch that misses.
Fart blocks a body shot from Clifton.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fart tries to throw a body punch but Clifton avoids it by throwing Fart back against the cage.
Clifton avoids a wild elbow strike from Fart.
A left hand lands to the body for Clifton.
Fart looks winded!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Clifton.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Clifton. #T6#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clifton swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart prevents a body shot from Clifton.
Clifton lands a body punch in the clinch.
Clifton pushes Fart back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A hook to the body from Clifton.
Clifton leaning against his opponent.
Clifton lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fart throws a head punch that misses.
Clifton throws a head punch that misses.
Clifton is struggling to control the position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Clifton.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Clifton lands a body shot.
Clifton just leaning against Fart, taking a breather.
Clifton scores with a shot to the side of Fart's head.
Clifton lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
A short right from Clifton on the inside.
Clifton gets through Fart's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Clifton lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Clifton trying to stall but Fart improves his position.
#T7#
A bit of stalling here from Clifton.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Clifton lands a right hand.
Clifton lands a body punch.
Clifton lands with a light punch inside.
Clifton misses with the head strike.
Clifton cracks Fart with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Fart goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Fart wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 7:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Tony Clifton!
A very excited looking Tony Clifton made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
SSKT 23 San Chai vs Shitnobi
Date: Oct 26, 2024 |
#R1#
Fart gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Stridh counters with a straight right hand.
Vilmer Stridh seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stridh uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fart.
Fart takes a swing at Stridh's ribcage but misses.
Stridh throws a nice looking combination but Fart bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stridh.
Stridh goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Stridh takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Stridh was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Fart uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.#CUT2#It looks like Vilmer Stridh has been cut.
Stridh avoids the body shot from Fart.
Stridh lands a jab to Fart's midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stridh misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fart throws a looping overhand right but Stridh ducks down to avoid it.
Stridh throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fart only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Stridh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stridh with the inside leg kick. #T1#
Fart misses with a straight left.
Stridh tries to clinch up
and Fart counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fart has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fart throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Stridh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fart with the inside leg kick.
Fart takes one to the side of the head.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Stridh tries to clinch but Fart moves away
and Fart counters with a nice leg kick.
Fart takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fart catches Stridh napping and cracks him with a perfect head kick! Stridh goes down! He's bigtime hurt! He's not going to make it back to his feet - the referee has called it off! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed. |
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Event:
SSKT 22 Fireworks
Date: Sep 28, 2024 |
#R1#
Jarol with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fart misses with a looping left.
Jarol seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A low kick from Jarol is predictable there
and Fart counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fart ducks under a wild hook from Jarol.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jarol. Fart does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jarol uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fart.#KD2#
Fart looks low and kicks high, catching Jarol right on the side of the head, sending him crashing to the canvas! Will he be able to beat the count? 3,4,5 - he's already back to his feet and ready to go! Let's see if he's still with it!#ROC2#Jarol is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Irlav Jarol has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#CL#
Jarol moves into range and clinches up with Fart.
Fart can't break the clinch.
Jarol blocking some punches.
Fart told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fart.
Jarol blocking some punches.
Jarol unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. #T1#
Jarol lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jarol lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jarol lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fart.
Fart misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jarol landing knees to the head.
Jarol looking to throw knees to the head but Fart is blocking nicely.
Jarol scores a nice knee to the body.
Jarol is leaning against Fart and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jarol lands a body punch.
Fart has a couple of punches blocked by Jarol.
Jarol digs a right hand underneath Fart's ribcage. Fart let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Jarol lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Fart.
Fart takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fart looks winded!
Nice body punch from Jarol.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jarol lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jarol with a knee to the head.
Fart takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jarol misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Fart.
Fart lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jarol lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Jarol connects with a knee to the head.
Fart throws an elbow that misses.
A short uppercut from Fart.
Jarol misses with a knee to the head.
Jarol working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fart prevents a body shot from Jarol.
Jarol misses with a knee to the head.
Jarol blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fart just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jarol's brow.
Jarol digs a right hand underneath Fart's ribcage. Fart let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Fart scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fart working aggressively here.
Jarol landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jarol avoids a wild elbow strike from Fart.
Fart blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Fart misses with some punches.
Fart trying to land knees to the body.
Jarol misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land. #T3#
Fart takes a shot to the head.
Jarol tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jarol throws a knee to the head but misses.
#BC#
Jarol escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jarol throws a hook to the side of Fart's head but Fart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fart misses with a body shot
and Jarol counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jarol checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fart scores with a shot to the body.
Jarol ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fart throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Jarol counter with a right hand.
Jarol throws a lazy head kick
and Fart connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jarol definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jarol. #T4#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fart looks to throw the jab but Jarol is out of range.
Jarol tries to clinch up but Fart circles away and keeps his distance.
Jarol looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jarol throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fart stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Fart on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jarol. Jarol obviously looking to wear him down.
Fart closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jarol fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fart manages to avoid it.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jarol. That's going to slow Fart down.
A swing and a miss from Fart.
Jarol wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Liquid Fart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T5#
Fart throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jarol appears to be looking for a big counter.
Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jarol manages to avoid it.
Donk. Fart catches Jarol right on the button with a cross.
Fart finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fart throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jarol blocks a low kick nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Fart there.
Fart avoids the body shot from Jarol.
Fart throws an off balance right hand
#CL#
and Jarol counters by moving into the clinch. #T6#
Jarol misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jarol tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fart trying to land knees to the body.
Jarol is working Fart over against the cage.
Jarol unloads a knee to the mid-section. Fart lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jarol throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jarol lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Jarol blocks the elbow strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fart misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jarol.
Jarol putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Fart in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jarol with a knee to the head.
Jarol landing knees to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jarol obliges.
Jarol lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jarol stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Jarol lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jarol trying to land knees to the body.
Jarol works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jarol scores with a knee to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jarol.
Irlav Jarol is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T7#
Jarol dodges an elbow strike from Fart.
Nice body punch from Jarol - that landed with a thud.
Nice body punch from Jarol.
Fart is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jarol is defending well for now.
Jarol managing to block the knees to the body from Fart.
Jarol blocks an elbow strike.
Jarol using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Fart has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Fart tries to work over Jarol's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Fart just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jarol's brow.
Jarol blocks an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Jarol - that landed with a thud.
Jarol lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jarol lands a nice knee to the body. #T8#
Fart misses with some punches.
Jarol blocks an uppercut.
Fart lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jarol backwards.
Jarol lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Fart lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jarol lands a nice uppercut.
Fart misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jarol.
Fart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fart misses with a punch to the body.
Fart misses with some punches.
Fart with a knee to the head.
#T9#
Jarol scores a nice knee to the body.
Jarol blocking some punches.
Jarol avoiding damage as Fart throws knees to the body.
Fart gets through Jarol's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jarol tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Fart misses with some punches.
Fart tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jarol's elbow.
Jarol blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fart lands a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that's the end of the fight!
Irlav Jarol showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jarol has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight for Irlav Jarol!
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight for Irlav Jarol!
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight for Irlav Jarol!
Irlav Jarol wins by unanimous decision!
Irlav Jarol seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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Event:
SSKT 21 Explosion
Date: Aug 31, 2024 |
#R1#
Allen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fart.
Fart scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice jab there from Allen.
A big left from Allen misses.
Allen avoids a kick to the body.
Allen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fart steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Allen.
Allen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Xander Allen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Allen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Allen throws a combination that misses
and Fart counters with a series of strikes. Allen will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fart uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Allen.
Allen throws an ugly left hook that misses
#KD2#
and Fart counters with a beautiful hook that drops Allen to the mat! Will Allen be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Fart to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Allen is up. He looks OK to continue. #ROC2#Allen is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Xander Allen has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Allen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fart looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Allen throws a big shot that misses.
Fart takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Allen looks to throw the jab but Fart is out of range.
Fart throws a big counter head kick but Allen avoids it with no problem.
Fart throws out a loose jab but Allen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fart misses with a straight left. #T1#
Fart closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Allen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A countering left hand to the body from Fart misses.
Fart connects with the punch.
Fart avoids the head kick by Allen.
Allen misses with an uppercut
and Fart counters with a big uppercut that nearly lifts Allen off his feet! Allen crashes to the mat in all kinds of trouble! The referee starts the count but I'm not sure it's necessary - Allen isn't going to make it! The count reaches 10 and this fight is all over! Fart screams and throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmmm spit, everywhere. Lovely.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
SSKT 20 Destruction
Date: Aug 03, 2024 |
#R1#
Nice cross by Chai.
Chai feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Farts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chai getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Chai is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chai swings for the body but Fart moves out of range.
#CL#
Chai rushes Fart and presses him up against the cage.
Chai lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fart doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short left from Chai.
Chai lands with a short shot to the head.
Chai lands a left hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fart struggles to land a body shot inside as Chai controls his hands.
Fart lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fart takes a shot to the head.
Fart tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chai.#ROC#Fart is rocked!
Chai breaks the clinch momentarily and cracks Fart with a big right hook that drops him to the canvas! Fart looks like he might be in big trouble here! The referee has started the count straight away and we're up to 5 already. Fart get to one knee - can he make it back to his feet? No, he's flopped back to the mat - he's out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Isamu San Chai!
Isamu San Chai retains his light heavyweight title!
Isamu San Chai decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT 18 Beatdown
Date: Jul 06, 2024 |
#R1#
Blanco on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
#CUT#It looks like Rolly Blanco has been cut.
Fart scores with a hook.
Blanco misses with a straight left.
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Blanco.
Blanco looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Blanco slips a jab from Fart.
Blanco throws a shot to the body.
Fart misses with a straight left.
Fart slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Blanco walks into a jab.
Fart swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Blanco cracks Fart with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Blanco lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blanco scores with a shot to the body.
Blanco throws a series of punches but Fart avoids them all with ease.
Fart displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Blanco throws out the jab.
Fart feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Blanco misses with a double jab.
Fart lands with a thumping leg kick.
A left and a right from Blanco both land. Nice combination.
Fart looks to score with a jab to the body but Blanco is just out of range.#T1#
Blanco ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Blanco sizes up Fart with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Blanco scores with a shot to the body.
Blanco works Fart's body with a nice hook.
Blanco dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Blanco punishes Fart's body with a nice straight punch.
Blanco lands with a shot to the body.
Fart scores with a leg kick.
Blanco with a nice cross.
Blanco misses the shot to the body.
Fart lands a really nice looking cross but Blanco seems unphased.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Fart has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.
Blanco steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fart.
Blanco throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it.
Fart walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Blanco is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Fart rather than just go for the knockout.#T2#
A jab lands there for Blanco.#CL#
Fart clinches up with Blanco and pushes him back against the cage.
Blanco is trying to break the clinch but Fart is controlling him.
A short left from Fart.
Blanco misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Fart.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Blanco.
Blanco blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Blanco tries to break free but Fart pushes him back against the cage.
Blanco wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Blanco stalls.
Fart misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fart gets through Blanco's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Blanco's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fart lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Blanco blocking some punches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Rolly Blanco will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Rolly Blanco's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Blanco misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Blanco takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fart misses with a straight right.
Fart dodges the punch combination from Blanco.
Fart doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Blanco throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Blanco misses with a wild body shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Blanco, as that shot connected.
Fart throws a looping overhand right but Blanco ducks down to avoid it.
Fart does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Blanco lands with a cross.
Blanco works the jab nicely.
Fart takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fart loads up on a big right hand but Blanco slips the punch.
Fart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Liquid Fart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rolly Blanco seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T1#
Blanco scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Blanco throws a big shot that misses.
Fart is looking to counter punch.
Blanco throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fart takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fart misses with a lunging right hand
and Blanco counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A shot to the body from Blanco misses
enabling Fart to counter with a crisp jab.
Fart fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#ROC#Blanco is rocked!
Blanco slips under a jab from Fart.
Fart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Blanco fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fart looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Blanco throws a big shot that misses.
Blanco slips a straight right by Fart.
Blanco lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fart's sensitive parts.
Blanco misses with a wild body shot.
Fart throws a hook but Blanco avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blanco misses with a two punch combination.
Blanco moves away from the strike by Fart. #T2#
Blanco slips a straight right by Fart.
Blanco is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fart with a body shot.
Fart throws a sloppy head kick and Blanco moves out of range easily.
Blanco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fart.
A quick step to the side and Fart tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Blanco looks to land a combination but Fart avoids it well.
Blanco avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fart misses with a straight right.
Blanco looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fart throws a hook but Blanco avoids it easily.
Fart catches Blanco with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Blanco will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
An attempted straight right counter from Fart misses the target.
Fart takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fart misses with an uppercut. Blanco saw that one coming.
Blanco staying out of range there.
Fart steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Blanco. That one must have hurt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blanco throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rolly Blanco showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rolly Blanco's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Blanco has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fart.
Fart throws a head kick but Blanco moves out of range.
Blanco let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Fart looks to throw the jab but Blanco is out of range.
Blanco jabs Fart to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sloppy strikes from Blanco. Those never looked like landing.
Fart swings for the body but Blanco moves out of range.
Blanco takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Blanco is still on wobbly legs! Can Fart finish him?
Blanco rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and as Blanco tries to reset, Fart cracks him with a perfect counter right hand that drops him to the mat! Blanco is trying to get up but he's doing the chicken dance and face plants back to the floor - that's enough for the referee and he's called the bout! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
SSKT 16 Re-Genesis
Date: Jun 08, 2024 |
#R1#
Left hook, right uppercut from Tartle. #CL#
Tartle fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fart, pushing him back against the cage.
Fart softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tartle blocking some punches.
Fart keeps control of Tartle as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Tartle lands a hook that snaps the head of Fart backwards.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Fart misses with an elbow over the top.
Fart swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Fart blocks a body shot from Tartle.
Fart working aggressively here.
Tartle goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fart misses with a body punch.
Tartle lands a body shot in the clinch.
#BC#
Tartle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tartle with a nice calf kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tartle. That's going to slow Fart down. #T1#
Tartle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fart throws out the jab. #CL#
Tartle has Fart up against the cage in a clinch.
Tartle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tartle tries to work over Fart's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tartle tries to circle away but Fart has him pinned against the cage.
Tartle avoids the elbow strike from Fart, against the cage.
Fart fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Fart.
Fart doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Fart tries to circle away but Tartle has him pinned against the cage.
Fart misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tartle misses with some punches.
Tartle blocks a body shot from Fart.
Fart misses with the head strike.
#T2#
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle tries a knee to the head but Fart blocks it.
Fart misses with a punch to the body.
Fart with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Fart lands a nice uppercut.
Fart lands with a right to the head.
Tartle has Fart pushed against the cage.
Fart lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tartle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fart tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tartle.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart misses with some punches.
Tartle lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Liquid Fart will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
A jab from Fart misses.
Tartle takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A slow jab from Fart misses its intended target.
Fart with a jab.
Fart misses with a lunging right hand
and Tartle counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tartle scores with a push kick.
Fart throws a body punch but Tartle moves out of range.
Tartle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tartle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tartle jabs Fart right on the nose. Fart blinks but takes it well.
Fart moves out of range as Tartle strikes.
Tartle looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tartle slips a straight right by Fart.#T1#
Tartle takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fart swings away with a body shot that misses
and Tartle counters with a right hand to the body.
Tartle blocks a jab.
Fart bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Fart fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fart jabs Tartle right on the nose. Tartle blinks but takes it well.
A leg kick checked by Tartle.
Tartle takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fart misses with a straight left.
Tartle lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A swing and a miss from Fart.
Fart misses with a looping left.
Tartle scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T2#
Fart misses with a low kick.
Tartle is looking to counter the offense by Fart and move into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fart avoids the body shot from Tartle.
Tartle shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fart looks to land a right hand but Tartle moved out of range.
Fart dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tartle misses with a two punch combination.
Tartle throws a hook to the side of Fart's head but Fart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nick Tartle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tartle takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#ROC2#Tartle is rocked!
Fart connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Tartle out cold! This one is over in a flash!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT War Report
Date: May 13, 2024 |
#R1#
A jab from Fart misses.
Liquid Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the body from Fart misses
and Winters counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Winters takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fart tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Winters paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fart throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An attempted straight right counter from Winters misses the target.
Fart throws a leg kick which misses Winters's front leg but catches the back leg as Winters tries to avoid it.
Fart looks to land a left hand but Winters moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An attempted straight right counter from Winters misses the target.
A lazy left from Fart finds it's target.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy. #T1#
Fart delivers a nice body kick.
Fart lands a jab to the nose.
Fart lands a right hook to the body.
Winters definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fart lands a nice leg kick that just misses Winters's sensitive parts.
Fart listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fart.
Winters avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Winters is looking to counter punch.
Fart scores with a hook to the body. Winters takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fart swings for the body but Winters moves out of range.
It looked like Winters wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#T2#
Winters with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fart to score with a decent uppercut.
Winters moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Winters on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Fart smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That kick from Fart tenderised Winters's leg. Winters is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Fart is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Fart misses with a hook
and Winters counters with a right hand to the body.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Fart misses with a left hand
and Winters cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Liquid Fart has been cut.
Winters moves out of range as Fart strikes.
A counter left hand to the body from Winters misses its target.
Fart misses with a shot to the body
and Winters cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That kick from Fart tenderised Winters's leg. Winters is trying to keep his angry face on.
Winters takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fart throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
It looked like Winters was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Winters gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Fart scores with a leg kick.
#T1#
Fart connects with a body shot that sends Winters's belly button to the back.
Fart tests Winters's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fart throws a jab when Winters was well out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fart.
Fart misses with a body shot.
Winters is looking to counter punch.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Fart. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Winters uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fart.
Winters takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#CL2#
Fart fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Winters, pushing him back against the ropes.
Winters tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Winters scores with a shoulder strike. #T2#
Winters prevents a body shot from Fart.
Fart takes a shot to the head.
Winters working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Winters lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Fart working aggressively here.
Fart misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fart.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Winters.
Fart's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Fart tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Winters's elbow.
Winters misses with a short punch on the inside.
Winters scores with a shot to the side of Fart's head.
Fart lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#It looks like Jordon Winters has been cut.
Winters softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Fart fails to land.
Fart lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A hook to the body from Winters.
Fart is breathing heavily.
A nice right hand lands inside from Winters.
Winters blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Winters throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#BC#
Winters breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fart throws a good cross that connects.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Liquid Fart will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Fart wants to clinch up but Winters keeps it at a distance.
Winters swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jordon Winters has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Liquid Fart seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fart throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Winters stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Winters takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fart misses with a body shot
#KD#
and Winters counters with a nice uppercut that drops Fart onto his backside! Fart bounces straight back to his feet before we have a chance to even start the count. He'll get the standing 8 count anyway before we get back underway.
Fart misses with the combination.
It looked like Winters was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fart fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Winters manages to avoid it.
Fart rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#KD#
and Winters counters with a beautiful hook that drops Fart to the mat! Will Fart be able to recover his senses? The referee starts the count at 3 having sent Winters to a neutral corner. 4,5,6 and Fart is up. He looks OK to continue. #ROC#Fart is rocked!
Fart misses with an uppercut. Winters saw that one coming.
Fart throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Winters swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.#T1#
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Winters counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jordon Winters! |
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Event:
SSKT Spring Stampede
Date: Apr 15, 2024 |
#R1#
Snyder takes one on the button.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fart scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snyder misses with a body shot
and Fart counters with a left to the body.
A jab lands there for Fart.
Fart dips to his left and cracks Snyder with an uppercut!
Fart circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Snyder tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Fart wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT All The King's Men
Date: Mar 18, 2024 |
#R1#
Lewis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fart swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fart. That's going to slow Lewis down.
Fart goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lewis scores with a head kick.
Fart misses with a series of wild punches.
Lewis looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fart swinging wildly here.
Lewis looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a hook but Lewis blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT2#It looks like Meriwhether Lewis has been cut.
Lewis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lewis shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fart connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lewis blocks a leg kick.#T1#
Fart keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lewis ducks under a wild hook from Fart.
Fart tries a head kick but it misses.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a right hand that Lewis ducks under and follows up with a left that Lewis also avoids with ease.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Lewis checks a low kick from Fart.
Fart moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Fart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fart scores with a jab to the head.
#ROC2#Lewis is rocked!
Lewis walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Fart! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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Event:
SSKT XII
Date: Feb 05, 2024 |
#R1#
Jes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fart.
Fart with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
Fart throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jes.
A counter left hand to the body from Jes misses its target.
Andreas Jes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fart throws a body punch but Jes moves out of range.
Jes misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fart lands a nice looking body shot.
Jes loads up on a big right hand but Fart slips the punch.
Fart wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Jes misses.
Jes throws a looping overhand right but Fart ducks down to avoid it.
Fart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jes misses with a looping left.#T1#
Fart lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Jes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fart throws a series of punches but Jes moves out of range.
Jes dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Jes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fart.
Jes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot lands for Fart.
Jes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jes takes a swing at Fart's ribcage but misses.
Jes connects with a jab.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Jes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fart takes a shot to the body in his stride.
#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice cross by Jes.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jes throws a lazy uppercut
and Jes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fart.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Jes throws out a loose jab but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with an outside leg kick.
Jes misses with a looping right.
Jes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fart.
That kick from Fart tenderised Jes's leg. Jes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart misses with a right hand
and Jes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fart takes one on the button.
Fart missing with a left hand there. Jes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jes is looking to counter punch.
Jes looks to score with a jab to the body but Fart is just out of range.
Fart wants to counter with a clinch but Jes pushes him away.
The fighters circling - Jes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jes throws a jab but it's blocked by Fart.
The crowd cheers as Fart lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jes doesn't seem phased though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Fart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fart tries to bum rush Jes with a series of wild strikes but Jes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fart connects with the punch.
Jes keeps the fight on the outside.
Andreas Jes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T1#
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jes.
Jes looks to throw the jab but Fart is out of range.
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Fart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with a low kick, right behind Jes 's knee.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Fart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jes throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fart tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Jes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jes is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jes throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it.
Fart dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jes. That did some damage!
Jes swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fart counters with a nice leg kick. #T2#
Jes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fart connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jes scrambles back to his feet.
Jes lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jes misses with a right hand
and Fart counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A shot to the liver by Jes. Beautiful body shot.
Jes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fart wants to clinch but Jes slips to the side
and Jes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
#ROC2#Jes is rocked!
Jes drops his guard momentarily, allowing Fart to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Jes! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Fart takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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