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Event:
SSKT Spring Stampede
Date: Apr 15, 2024 |
#R1#
Snyder takes one on the button.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fart scores with a jab to the jaw.
Snyder misses with a body shot
and Fart counters with a left to the body.
A jab lands there for Fart.
Fart dips to his left and cracks Snyder with an uppercut!
Fart circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Snyder tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Fart wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart!
Liquid Fart decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
SSKT All The King's Men
Date: Mar 18, 2024 |
#R1#
Lewis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Fart swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A nice inside leg kick there by Fart. That's going to slow Lewis down.
Fart goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Lewis scores with a head kick.
Fart misses with a series of wild punches.
Lewis looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fart swinging wildly here.
Lewis looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a hook but Lewis blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fart connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT2#It looks like Meriwhether Lewis has been cut.
Lewis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lewis shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Fart connects with an inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lewis blocks a leg kick.#T1#
Fart keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lewis ducks under a wild hook from Fart.
Fart tries a head kick but it misses.
Lewis misses with a low kick.
Fart throws a right hand that Lewis ducks under and follows up with a left that Lewis also avoids with ease.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Lewis checks a low kick from Fart.
Fart moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
Lewis tried to counter with a leg kick but Fart avoided it.
Fart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Fart scores with a jab to the head.
#ROC2#Lewis is rocked!
Lewis walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Fart! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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Event:
SSKT XII
Date: Feb 05, 2024 |
#R1#
Jes is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fart.
Fart with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jes throws a body shot but no joy.
Fart throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jes.
A counter left hand to the body from Jes misses its target.
Andreas Jes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fart throws a body punch but Jes moves out of range.
Jes misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Fart was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Fart lands a nice looking body shot.
Jes loads up on a big right hand but Fart slips the punch.
Fart wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big right from Jes misses.
Jes throws a looping overhand right but Fart ducks down to avoid it.
Fart fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Jes misses with a looping left.#T1#
Fart lands with a nice body punch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fart. Jes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fart throws a series of punches but Jes moves out of range.
Jes dodges the punch combination from Fart.
Jes misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fart.
Jes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot lands for Fart.
Jes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Jes takes a swing at Fart's ribcage but misses.
Jes connects with a jab.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Jes ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Fart takes a shot to the body in his stride.
#T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice cross by Jes.
Fart swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jes throws a lazy uppercut
and Jes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fart.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Jes throws out a loose jab but Fart uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Jes misses the target.
Fart jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with an outside leg kick.
Jes misses with a looping right.
Jes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fart.
That kick from Fart tenderised Jes's leg. Jes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fart misses with a right hand
and Jes counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fart throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Liquid Fart dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fart has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fart takes one on the button.
Fart missing with a left hand there. Jes was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Fart will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jes is looking to counter punch.
Jes looks to score with a jab to the body but Fart is just out of range.
Fart wants to counter with a clinch but Jes pushes him away.
The fighters circling - Jes throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fart looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jes throws a jab but it's blocked by Fart.
The crowd cheers as Fart lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jes doesn't seem phased though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jes throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A little jabbing left from Fart on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fart tries to bum rush Jes with a series of wild strikes but Jes uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jes is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fart connects with the punch.
Jes keeps the fight on the outside.
Andreas Jes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T1#
Fart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jes.
Jes looks to throw the jab but Fart is out of range.
Fart throws an off balance right hand
and Fart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jes throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fart counters with a low kick, right behind Jes 's knee.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Jes misses the shot to the body.
Fart looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jes throws an overhand right that lands on Fart's shoulder, as Fart tries to avoid the shot.
Fart scoring well with a low kick there.
Jes just misses with a punch to the body.
Fart was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fart tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Jes manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jes is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jes throws a shot from downtown. Fart moves away and avoids it.
Fart dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jes. That did some damage!
Jes swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fart counters with a nice leg kick. #T2#
Jes's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fart connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jes scrambles back to his feet.
Jes lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jes misses with a right hand
and Fart counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A shot to the liver by Jes. Beautiful body shot.
Jes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fart wants to clinch but Jes slips to the side
and Jes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jes takes one on the chin but seems OK.
#ROC2#Jes is rocked!
Jes drops his guard momentarily, allowing Fart to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Jes! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Fart takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Liquid Fart! |
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