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Event:
FCL - 21
Date: Apr 12, 2024 |
#R1#
A head kick by Bunghole misses #TD2#
and Bowman counters with a single leg into guard. Bunghole didn't expect that.
Bunghole not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bowman slips nicely into half guard.#SUB2#
Bowman seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Bunghole is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Skyler Bowman!
After the fight, Skyler Bowman was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly. |
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Event:
FCL - 18
Date: Mar 31, 2024 |
#R1#
McCurtney punishes Bunghole's body with a nice straight punch.
McCurtney pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bunghole back to the cage. McCurtney follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
McCurtney misses the shot to the body.
Bunghole shoots in for a double leg but McCurtney sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bunghole closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McCurtney steps in with a hook that catches Bunghole right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! McCurtney follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bunghole looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bernard McCurtney!
Our winner, Bernard McCurtney, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
FCL - 11
Date: Mar 02, 2024 |
#R1##TD#
Bunghole shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Gardner's guard.#SU#
Bunghole stands and steps away. Gardner gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #TD#
Bunghole is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Gardner's half guard.
Gardner wants to get back to full guard.
Gardner is controlling Bunghole's trapped leg to prevent Bunghole from advancing to side control.
Gardner makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Gardner.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Gardner holds on and takes a little breather.
Gardner wants to sweep but no luck.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gardner keeping moving, preventing Bunghole from controlling successfully. #T1#
Gardner avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Gardner has his foot on Bunghole's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Bunghole works his way back into a safe position though.#SU#
Bunghole gets to his feet - Gardner follows without any prompting.
Bunghole closes the distance and lands a one-two.#CL#
Bunghole clinches with his opponent.
#TD2#
Gardner has clasped his hands together around Bunghole's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Gardner controlling the position from side mount. #SUB2#
Bunghole reaches up around Gardner's neck trying to control. But Gardner takes advantage instantly and he's locked on an arm triangle! Big trouble for Bunghole! Oh that looks nasty! A human being's head is not meant to turn that color! Bunghole is out! He's gone limp! The ref steps in to break the fighters up and Gardner celebrates the victory with the fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Roderick Gardner!
Roderick Gardner looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'i dedicate this fight to the one true king and queen of the universe, whose name is none other than Elvis and Marilyn Monroe. And let's not forget the great red Dragon... Barry White, and Aretha franklin. the Woman clothed with the sun'. |
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Event:
FCL - 7
Date: Feb 11, 2024 |
#R1#
Junior fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Bunghole avoids it really well and circles away.
Bunghole misses with a series of wild punches.
Bunghole shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Junior as he avoids it easily.
Junior avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bunghole tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Junior swivels and escapes.
Junior punishes Bunghole's body with a nice straight punch.
Junior showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bunghole.
Bunghole looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bunghole takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Junior lands with a slapping head kick. #CL2#
Junior gets a clinch.
Junior tries to land a knee to the head but Bunghole blocks with his arms.
#T1#
Bunghole jumps guard but Junior stands there with Bunghole around his waist. Bunghole gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Whoopie Bunghole. That's going to take a lot out of him.#BC2#
Junior manages to break the clinch.
Junior swats away the attempt to clinch by Bunghole.#CL2#
Junior has closed the distance and engaged Bunghole in a clinch.
Junior pushes Bunghole back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Junior taking a breather.
Bunghole tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Junior smiles and moves away.
Junior shoots in but no luck this time. #T2#
Bunghole shoots for a takedown but Junior saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#CL2#
Junior gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bunghole throws an elbow that misses.
#TD2#
Junior ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Junior no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Bunghole throwing strikes from guard but Junior blocks nicely.
Junior not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#ES2#
Junior pushes Bunghole off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Junior tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bunghole swivels and escapes.
No joy there for Bunghole, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bunghole misses with a low kick.
Junior displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bunghole.
Junior unleashes a big counter combination but Bunghole bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.#T3#
Junior explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bunghole tries to clinch but Junior moves away #TD2#
and Junior counters with a shoot takedown. Bunghole fights it but they end up in guard.
The fighters are working up against the cage. Bunghole manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Junior looks winded!#TD2#
Junior gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunghole is trying to control but can't.
Junior is looking to stall here but Bunghole recovers full guard.
Junior slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #T4#
Junior postures up.
#SUB2#
Junior has gone for a leg lock! Bunghole slips out almost immediately though and dives into Junior's guard.#REVR#
Bunghole with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bunghole postures up in Junior's guard and throws a big left but Junior blocks it.
Bunghole looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Junior can't keep his opponent in guard - Bunghole advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Denzel Junior dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
Bunghole misses with a takedown attempt
and Junior counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Junior shoots in but Bunghole avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Bunghole attempts a counter takedown but Junior avoids it well and moves away.
Bunghole bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Denzel Junior seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A head kick by Bunghole misses
and Junior counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bunghole shoots for a takedown but Junior saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bunghole throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Junior's waist but Junior gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bunghole off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Whoopie Bunghole. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Junior lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bunghole's sensitive parts. #CL2#
Junior forces Bunghole back against the cage and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Junior jumps guard and drags Bunghole to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Junior is breathing heavily.
Junior keeping full guard, as Bunghole tries to pass.
Denzel Junior has got the better of the ground game so far.
Junior has a closed guard, preventing Bunghole from standing up. #T1#
Junior manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bunghole manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Bunghole working a defensive guard here.
Junior pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bunghole is keeping the position for now.
Junior must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bunghole is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Junior with a flurry of punches that miss.
Junior is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bunghole is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Bunghole throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Junior is trying to maintain the position but Bunghole is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bunghole tries to pass to full mount but Junior defends it. #SUB#
Bunghole is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Junior has managed to free his arm - good work.
Junior is staying active underneath Bunghole, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T3#
Junior trying to control but Bunghole postures up.
Junior wants to improve his position but Bunghole is controlling well.
Bunghole not doing much here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Junior is looking for a sweep. Bunghole is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Bunghole trying to control the action but Junior is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Decent striking displayed by Bunghole there.
Junior has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bunghole misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bunghole misses with a takedown attempt - Junior sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bunghole shoots in for a takedown but Junior shows good takedown defense. #CL2#
Junior has managed to clinch.
#TD2#
Junior pulls guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bunghole trying to control but Junior is working from the bottom.
Bunghole's corner is telling him to maintain position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Denzel Junior showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##CL2#
Junior fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bunghole, pushing him back against the cage.#TD2#
Junior drags the fight down to the ground.
Junior looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Junior holds on and takes a little breather.
Bunghole tries to stand but Junior is controlling from the bottom.
Bunghole wants to control from the top but Junior keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Junior is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bunghole sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Junior's guard. #T1#
Bunghole wants to control but Junior is keeping him busy.
Junior takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bunghole seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Junior is not content to let Bunghole control the position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
Bunghole thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Junior is looking for a sweep. Bunghole is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bunghole uses his free foot to push down on Junior's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Junior.
Bunghole wants to control the pace but Junior is squirming around nicely. #T2#
Bunghole is really struggling to control Junior but he's trying to hold on to the position.#SUB#
Bunghole looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Junior tries to hold on but Bunghole pushes him away.
Bunghole trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Bunghole throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
#T3##SUB#
Junior defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Bunghole.
Bunghole wants to control the action but instead Junior gets a body lock and reverses into Bunghole's guard! Nice work!
Junior wants to control from the top but Bunghole keeps moving.
Bunghole controls Junior momentarily but Junior frees himself.
Junior's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T4#
Bunghole working a defensive guard here.
#SU2#
Junior decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Bunghole, up you get!
Whoopie Bunghole has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bunghole tries to close the distance and clinch up but Junior swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bunghole feints a jab promting Junior to slip. Bunghole then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Junior slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bunghole lands with a hook. Junior tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bunghole.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bunghole goes for a double leg but Junior avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Junior continues to drive forward.
Denzel Junior is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#TD2#
Junior tightens his grip and picks Bunghole up, before dumping him to the ground. Bunghole manages to land in guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Whoopie Bunghole.
Well Junior has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Denzel Junior! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 19, 2023 |
#R1##TD#
Krueger looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bunghole!
Krueger controls the position from side control.
Bunghole is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Bunghole's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bunghole is looking to regain half guard here but Krueger keeps moving and retains side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krueger taking a breather here.
Bunghole can't do much from the bottom here. #T1#
Bunghole is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Krueger off and has taken his back!
Krueger trying to control the action but Bunghole just sinks the hooks in.
Bunghole missing with punches from the back.
Bunghole loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Krueger hold on?
Krueger just trying to survive but Bunghole is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Krueger is in bad spot here.
#SUB2#
Bunghole is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Krueger is defending well though. Bunghole let's go of the attempt for now.#T2#
Krueger tries to roll but Bunghole sticks to his back.
Krueger surviving as best he can, preventing damage. #SUB2#
Bunghole is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Krueger can't escape the position.
Krueger tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell! #SUB2#
Bunghole jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Krueger is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Krueger and Bunghole has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
#T3#
Bunghole sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Krueger is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Krueger is trying to control Bunghole's posture but Bunghole avoids it.
Bunghole is looking to take a break and control but Krueger is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bunghole tries to advance to mount but Krueger denies him.
Bunghole trying to control the position but Krueger is working away. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Krueger is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Bunghole off and has taken his back!#SUB#
Krueger looking for the choke from the back.
Krueger controls the action.
Bunghole is trying to break free.
Krueger lands shots from the back.
I would not like to be Bunghole right now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Krueger is looking for the choke from the back position but Bunghole is controlling his hands well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Whoopie Bunghole will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##CL#
Krueger gets a clinch. #TD#
Krueger drags the fight down to the ground.
Krueger is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Krueger is trying to keep Bunghole in close.
Bunghole wants to stand and escape but instead Krueger has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard. #REVR#
Krueger advances position into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bunghole wants to control but Krueger postures up.
Bunghole is trying to get back to half guard.#T1#
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Bunghole is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.#ES2#
Bunghole manages to escape and get back to his feet! #TD#
Krueger dives in and scores a takedown into Bunghole's guard.
Bunghole manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Krueger prevents Bunghole from breaking the clinch.#BC#
Krueger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Krueger fails to land the takedown.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bunghole is looking to clinch. #T2#
Bunghole shoots in for a double leg but Krueger sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Krueger blocks the body kick.
It looked like Krueger was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#CL#
Bunghole tries to keep at a distance but Krueger has taken the fight into the clinch.#BC#
Krueger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bunghole throws a head kick that misses #CL#
and Krueger holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Bunghole tries to break the clinch but Krueger is controlling the position. #TD#
Krueger gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Bunghole being controlled here, momentarily.
Krueger will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bunghole tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Krueger accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Krueger stops Bunghole from standing up.
Krueger seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
Krueger bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.#T4##SUB#
Krueger looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#SU#
Krueger decides to stand back up.
Bunghole slaps away a takedown attempt from Krueger, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Krueger takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Whoopie Bunghole seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bunghole goes for a double leg but Krueger avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Krueger continues to drive forward.
Bunghole shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Krueger defends it nicely.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jaylen Krueger will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!#R3##TD#
Krueger is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Bunghole's half guard.#ES2#
Bunghole has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Krueger is on him like a limpet, forcing Bunghole back against the cage.#BC#
Krueger's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bunghole gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #CL#
and Krueger counters by clinching up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Krueger turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Krueger manages to end up in side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bunghole is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Krueger off and has taken his back!
Krueger covering up well under a series of strikes from Bunghole.
Krueger tries to escape the position.
#T1#
Bunghole gets his hands free as Krueger looks to control.
Krueger is really stuck here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Krueger is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
#SUB2#
Bunghole is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Krueger knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Krueger for a finish.
Bunghole is trying to stick to Krueger's back but Krueger is turning into Bunghole. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Bunghole's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Krueger.
Krueger really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2#
Krueger passes Bunghole's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Bunghole trying to control here.
Krueger content to control rather than advance. #SUB#
Krueger looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
#T3#
Bunghole moves into full guard.
#SUB2#
Bunghole has his foot on Krueger's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Krueger works his way back into a safe position though.
Bunghole is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SU#
Krueger decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Bunghole throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Krueger counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Krueger is standing up over Bunghole. Bunghole looks to escape but Krueger dives into side control.
#REVB#
Whoopie Bunghole has got the better of the ground game so far.
The referee asks Krueger politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Krueger prefers to stall for the moment though.
Bunghole takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Krueger taking a breather here.
Krueger is putting a hurting on Bunghole here, landing some big shots from side control.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jaylen Krueger.
I think Krueger has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaylen Krueger! |
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