Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: FCL 72 - Pike vs Sarinnen
Date: Jan 11, 2025

#R1#
MyCock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pena.
MyCock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pena misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pena fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MyCock manages to avoid it.
Pena defends well against a solid takedown attempt from MyCock.
MyCock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Pena lands with a cross.
MyCock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pena.
MyCock connects with a single shot there.
Pena scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. MyCock doesn't seem bothered though.
Pena misses the shot to the body.
MyCock staying out of range there.
MyCock walks into a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MyCock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pena.
MyCock tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #T1#
Pena thuds a left hand into MyCock's body.
MyCock has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.
The fighters circling - Pena throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pena misses with a right hand
and MyCock counters with a stiff right hand.
Pena throws a body shot but no joy.
MyCock fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
MyCock throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pena on the side of the head.
Pena scores with a hook to the body. MyCock takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
MyCock shoots in for a takedown but Pena shows good takedown defense.
MyCock cracks a nice hook into Pena's ribs.
Pena looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Pena lands an overhand right.
MyCock throws out a powerful jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice defenses there by Pena.
MyCock keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Pena thows a left - swing and a miss!
MyCock throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Pena counter with a right hand.
Pena just misses with a punch to the body.
Pena just misses with a punch to the body. #CL#
MyCock forces Pena back against the cage and clinches.
Pena is looking to break free of the clinch but MyCock has double underhooks.
MyCock prevents a body shot from Pena.
MyCock tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Holdin MyCock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
MyCock swings away with an uppercut that misses.
MyCock tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #BC2#
Pena pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pena misses with a lunging right hand
and MyCock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pena lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Pena throws a lazy right hand but MyCock sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pena swings away with a body shot that misses
and MyCock counters with a left to the body. #T3#
MyCock throws a head kick but Pena moves out of range.
Pena lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pena.
Pena misses with a combination
and MyCock counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
MyCock ducks under a wild hook from Pena.
Pena throws a predictable looking body shot
and MyCock counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pena throws a right and a left that MyCock avoids nicely.
Pena throws a body punch but MyCock moves out of range.
Pena fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MyCock manages to avoid it.
MyCock tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Pena manages to circle out of the way.
Pena ducks down and throws a hook to the body but MyCock moves away.
MyCock shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pena sprawls well. Pena wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. MyCock gets slowly back to his feet.
Pena misses the shot to the body. #T4#
Pena misses the body punch
and MyCock counters with a straight right hand.
MyCock is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pena lands a two punch combo.
Conor Pena seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pena throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pena throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pena throws a left and a right that both miss #CL#
and MyCock holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A hook to the body from Pena.
Pena wants to break the clinch but can't.
MyCock lands a body punch in the clinch.
Pena blocks a body shot from MyCock. #TD#
MyCock pulls guard. #SUB#
Pena wants to stand up, so he's looking to wriggle free of MyCock's closed guard. He's half up but MyCock has locked on to an arm! Uh oh! MyCock pivots and extends the arm, Pena falls face first to the mat and taps??... does he?? YES! He's tapping! Excellent counter grappling there by MyCock! Well done that man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Holdin MyCock!
Holdin MyCock decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: FCL 68 - Beltran vs Elofsson
Date: Dec 11, 2024

#R1#
A big left from Agano misses.
Agano throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
MyCock misses with a wild combination.
MyCock thows a left - swing and a miss!
MyCock misses with an uppercut. Agano saw that one coming.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Agano.
You can see the frustration on MyCock's face as Agano controls the position.
MyCock is looking for a sweep.
Agano taking a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MyCock is looking for a sweep.
MyCock prevents Agano from improving position.
Agano moves into full mount! #T1#
MyCock is desperately trying to improve his position but Agano has a good base and remains in mount.
Agano seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but MyCock is holding on tight.
Agano wants to control the pace but MyCock is squirming around nicely.
MyCock can't escape the position.
MyCock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#SUB#
MyCock defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Agano.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Agano is going oldschool here, as he tries to force MyCock to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so MyCock shrugs it off.
MyCock is trying to escape the mount.
Agano controlling the pace for now. #T2#
MyCock is working to get back to half guard.
MyCock prevents Agano from taking his back.
Agano controlling from the full mount. #T3#
Agano takes MyCock's back.
MyCock staying busy and making it hard for Agano to control.
MyCock wants to control his opponent's hands but Agano gets his hands free. #SUB#
Agano working for a choke but MyCock is defending well.
MyCock tries to escape but Agano has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #SUB#
MyCock showing good submission defense here. #T4#
MyCock trying to control the hands but Agano breaks the grip.
What can MyCock do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Agano is not going to allow MyCock to sit and survive in this position.
I would not like to be MyCock right now.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Agano is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. MyCock knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften MyCock for a finish.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Summittwo Agano dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Agano drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
MyCock throws an overhand right that lands on Agano's shoulder, as Agano tries to avoid the shot.
MyCock swings for the body but Agano moves out of range.
Agano swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Agano jabs MyCock to the body, keeping him at a distance.
MyCock misses with a right hand
and Agano counters with a right hand to the body.
MyCock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Agano connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
MyCock throws a body punch but Agano moves out of range.
Agano misses the body punch
and MyCock counters with a lovely straight right hand!
MyCock looks to land a combination but Agano avoids it well.
Agano lands with a good body shot.
MyCock takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Agano is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that MyCock can do to turn this around?
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Agano takes a swing at MyCock's ribcage but misses.
Agano on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Agano throws a body punch but MyCock moves out of range.
MyCock throws out a counter right but Agano avoids it with no problem.
Agano misses with a straight left. #T1#
A slow jab from MyCock misses its intended target.
Agano walks into a jab.#TD#
Agano feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
MyCock keeping moving, preventing Agano from controlling successfully.
MyCock not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Agano is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
MyCock working a defensive guard here. #SUB2#
MyCock looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Agano passes into half guard. #SUB#
Agano wants to work for an arm triangle but MyCock is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #T2##SUB2#
MyCock looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
MyCock is looking to improve his position.
Agano controlling the pace. #SUB#
Agano is sneakily working for an arm triangle but MyCock sees it coming and defends easily.
Agano trying to mount his opponent but MyCock defends it.
MyCock trying to hold on to Agano's head to control him but Agano postures up. #T3#
Agano passes to full mount!
Agano controlling from mount.
Agano tries to control but MyCock wriggling away.
Agano controlling from the full mount.
MyCock is looking to get to half guard.
Agano looking to control but MyCock is working nicely, looking to advance position himself. #T4#
Agano tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Agano prevents MyCock from getting the reversal.#SUB#
MyCock defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Agano.
Agano controlling the pace for now.
MyCock manages to regain half guard. Good work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
MyCock tries to get to full guard but Agano has control of the leg.
Agano seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Summittwo Agano dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3##CL#
Agano clinches with his opponent.
Holdin MyCock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
MyCock is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Agano to keep the fight standing.
MyCock prevents the takedown attempt.
Agano wants to take the fight to the mat but MyCock manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD2#
MyCock pulls Agano into guard. #SUB2#
MyCock has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Agano is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for MyCock.
MyCock is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Agano controls the position.
Agano advances to mount. #T1#
MyCock tries to improve his position but instead Agano has taken his back!
Agano trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure MyCock doesn't escape.
MyCock wants to escape the position. #SUB#
MyCock fending off the submission attempt from Agano.
Will Agano go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Agano biding his time, looking for the opening. #T2#
MyCock tries to roll but Agano sticks to his back.
Agano seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Agano doesn't have the hooks in and MyCock manages to turn into his guard.
Agano is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB#
Agano working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. MyCock doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Agano is tightening it up a little... MyCock has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! MyCock reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! MyCock taps out! Nice BJJ there by Agano!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Summittwo Agano!
A relieved looking Summittwo Agano thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Holdin MyCock spoke after the fight, saying 'You Stopped Holdin MyCock!!!'.

Event: FCL - 65
Date: Nov 15, 2024

#R1#
MyCock misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Bike throws a combination but it was largely blocked by MyCock.
MyCock scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. The Bike doesn't seem bothered though. #CL#
MyCock has taken the fight to the clinch.
MyCock lands with a short shot to the head.
MyCock jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as The Bike walks away with a smile on his face. MyCock gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
MyCock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Bike ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.
A slow jab from The Bike misses its intended target.
The Bike throws an uppercut from half a mile away. MyCock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As The Bike looks to move away, MyCock throws a big counter combo but The Bike just gets out of the way.
MyCock misses the jab.
The Bike fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MyCock manages to avoid it.
The Bike takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
MyCock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
MyCock uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Bike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
MyCock displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Bike throws out the jab.
MyCock moves out of range as The Bike strikes.
MyCock takes a shot right to the bread basket.
MyCock has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.
MyCock throws a body punch but The Bike moves out of range.
MyCock throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
The Bike takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The Bike misses with a looping right.
The Bike throws a body punch but MyCock moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from MyCock on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Miketh The Bike is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bike swings for the body but MyCock moves out of range.
MyCock keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Bike.
MyCock scores with a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - The Bike throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
MyCock is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from The Bike.
The Bike looks to throw the jab but MyCock is out of range.
MyCock slips a jab from The Bike.
The Bike tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MyCock was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bike.
The Bike is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
MyCock slips a jab from The Bike.
MyCock misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Bike.
MyCock avoids the body shot from The Bike.
MyCock throws a big counter combination but The Bike scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A jab from MyCock does it's job there.#CUT#It looks like Miketh The Bike has been cut.
The Bike throws an uppercut from half a mile away. MyCock sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Bike throws a big shot that misses.
The Bike fakes high and swings low for a body shot but MyCock manages to avoid it.
The Bike throws a body punch but MyCock moves out of range.
MyCock ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MyCock slips a straight right by The Bike.
MyCock lands the left hand.
MyCock cracks The Bike with a right hand to the side of the head.
OH! The Bike has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! MyCock smells blood and charges in for the finish! MyCock unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of The Bike sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Holdin MyCock!
Holdin MyCock decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.

Event: FCL - 61
Date: Nov 01, 2024

#R1#
Jones dives in for a single leg takedown but MyCock sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
MyCock swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from MyCock misses the target.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - MyCock circles away. #TD2#
Jones shoots in and gets a takedown into MyCock's guard.
Jones is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but MyCock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones wants to pass the guard but MyCock is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones pushes down on MyCock's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Jones trying to control the action but MyCock is working from the bottom. #T1#
Jones scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Jones missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
MyCock regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Jones.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
MyCock preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jones is looking to work some ground and pound but MyCock has wrist control.
Jones scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jones makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Jones stopping the sweep attempt from MyCock.
MyCock keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
MyCock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jones throws a strike but MyCock rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR##T2#
MyCock seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Jones trying to keep a closed guard but MyCock is proving a slippery customer.
Jones wants to control but MyCock passes easily into half guard. #SUB2#
Jones actively working from the bottom here.
MyCock seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jones does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
MyCock is thwarting Jones's attempts to control the position.
MyCock sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Jones looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T3##SUB2#
Jones actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
MyCock is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
MyCock works his foot free and advances to mount.
Jones is in all sorts of trouble here. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jones bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
MyCock looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jones makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Jones throws an elbow that misses. MyCock uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jones's guard. Nice move by MyCock!#REVR#
MyCock trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones is trying to keep MyCock in close. #SUB2#
Jones working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because MyCock has passed into half guard!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jones is refusing to be controlled, as MyCock sits in half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Billy Goat Jones will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
MyCock displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Jones.
Jones throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and MyCock counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones tries to clinch but MyCock moves away
and MyCock counters with a right hand to the body.
MyCock scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
MyCock rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
MyCock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
MyCock misses with a looping right.
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No luck for Jones with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MyCock throws a hook to the side of Jones's head but Jones sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
MyCock sets himself, and Jones steps forward looking for the clinch! MyCock avoids it this time.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#TD2#
Jones shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Jones showed some decent athleticism there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones stalling away here and it's allowed MyCock to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard. #T1#
Jones throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as MyCock works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones is working MyCock over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
MyCock working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Jones.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but MyCock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
MyCock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
MyCock is trying to keep Jones in close. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Jones missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones postures up in MyCock's guard and throws a big left but MyCock blocks it.
Jones not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
MyCock managing to control the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
MyCock keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
MyCock throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
MyCock slaps away a takedown attempt from Jones, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Holdin MyCock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Goat Jones.#T3#
MyCock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and MyCock tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones is looking to clinch but MyCock is avoiding it.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and MyCock is able to avoid easily.
Nice shot lands for MyCock.
Jones shoots in looking for a takedown but MyCock manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Jones's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
MyCock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jones misses with a kick to the body. #TD2#
Jones drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
MyCock is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T4#
Jones in side control, throwing shots but MyCock defends.
Jones in side control, throwing shots but MyCock defends.
MyCock manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jones winds up and cracks MyCock with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jones thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
MyCock trying to get back to full guard but Jones takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Jones lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Jones lands a big shot there that rocks MyCock but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
MyCock takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
MyCock regains half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Billy Goat Jones will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
A looping hook to the body misses from MyCock. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holdin MyCock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL2#
Jones instigates a clinch.
Jones tries to pull guard but MyCock forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
MyCock blocks an elbow strike.
Jones lands an elbow that stopped MyCock in his tracks for a moment.
MyCock blocks an elbow strike.
Jones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jones wants a takedown.
MyCock lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jones takes a shot to the head.
MyCock lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
MyCock lands a right hand. #BC#
MyCock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
MyCock connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jones. Jones circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MyCock avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jones changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. MyCock tries to avoid it but Jones manages to keep hold of a leg and drag MyCock to the ground. MyCock escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Holdin MyCock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Goat Jones.#KD#
MyCock lands a big right hand that sends Jones crashing to the mat! MyCock stays standing though and waves Jones back to his feet!#ROC#Jones is rocked!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. MyCock engages and cracks Jones with a massive lead left hook - Jones tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! MyCock is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holdin MyCock!
A less than humble Holdin MyCock misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

Event: FCL - 52
Date: Sep 15, 2024

#R1#
Clarke wants to clinch
and MyCock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Brennan Clarke has been cut.
Brennan Clarke seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clarke lunges at MyCock with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by MyCock's hand.
Clarke's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Clarke duly obliges.
MyCock tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clarke was well out of range. Poor timing from MyCock.
Clarke throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
MyCock looks to land a left hand but Clarke moved out of range nicely.
Clarke swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
MyCock throws a right hand that misses
and Clarke counters with a lovely shot to the body.
MyCock keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MyCock appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Clarke misses the body punch
and MyCock counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
MyCock lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clarke walks into a jab.
Clarke swings widly with a right hand
and Clarke takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Clarke slips a straight right by MyCock.
MyCock lands a right hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Clarke. MyCock does a little dance to reset his feet.
MyCock has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Globo Gym (5000) in the buildup to the fight.#T1#
Clarke misses with a body punch
and MyCock counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Clarke thinking.
Clarke looks winded!
Clarke moves out of range of the strikes.#KD#
MyCock drops Clarke with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Clarke looks back up at him and smiles so MyCock waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Clarke displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as MyCock throws out the jab.
MyCock steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Clarke is out on his feet! MyCock sets himself and nearly takes Clarke's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Holdin MyCock!
A very excited looking Holdin MyCock rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.

Event: FCL - 49
Date: Aug 24, 2024

#R1#
MyCock throws a poor cross that misses #TD2#
and Before Dishonor counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Before Dishonor wants to pass the guard but MyCock is keeping the position.
Before Dishonor is fighting to break MyCock's control of his arms but MyCock is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Before Dishonor is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
MyCock has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Before Dishonor has passed into side control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
MyCock is trying to control Before Dishonor's posture but Before Dishonor avoids it.
MyCock tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Before Dishonor wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T1#
Before Dishonor happy to just control the position for now.
MyCock tries to improve position but can't.
Before Dishonor creates some space and throws a big elbow, but MyCock sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Before Dishonor looks up at the clock and then as MyCock takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Before Dishonor smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Before Dishonor controlling from side mount.
Before Dishonor wants to control for a moment but MyCock uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
Before Dishonor not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #T2#
Before Dishonor takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
MyCock trying to hold on to Before Dishonor's head to control him but Before Dishonor postures up.
MyCock is in trouble now - Before Dishonor has advanced to mount! #T3#
MyCock is desperately trying to improve his position but Before Dishonor has a good base and remains in mount.
Before Dishonor controlling the pace for now.
Before Dishonor connects with a couple of good shots from mount. #SUB2#
Before Dishonor is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, MyCock has managed to escape the submission attempt.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
MyCock manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Before Dishonor throwing shots but MyCock is blocking nicely. #T4##SUB2#
Before Dishonor seems to be working for a kimura but MyCock defends the submission attempt.
Before Dishonor thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Before Dishonor trying to control the action but MyCock is working from the bottom.
MyCock is trying to stand back up but Before Dishonor is controlling him
Still in half guard, Before Dishonor seems content to control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
MyCock blocking the ground and pound attempt from Before Dishonor.
Before Dishonor throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Before Dishonor looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Before Dishonor looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Before Dishonor uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from MyCock.
Before Dishonor ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.
MyCock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MyCock clobbers Before Dishonor with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
MyCock swings and misses with a hook to the body.
MyCock misses with a looping right.
MyCock connects with a looping right hand.
MyCock lands a glancing blow to the side of Before Dishonor's head.#TD2#
Before Dishonor fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. MyCock sprawls well initially but Before Dishonor persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
MyCock trying to hold on to Before Dishonor's head to control him but Before Dishonor postures up.
Before Dishonor seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Before Dishonor has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
MyCock wants to get back to full guard but Before Dishonor has mounted him!#T1#
MyCock is working to get back to half guard.
MyCock is squirming around, avoiding Before Dishonor's attempts to control the action. #SUB2#
Before Dishonor moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, MyCock has worked his arm free - good work by MyCock!
MyCock is not content to let Before Dishonor control the position.
MyCock trying to remain calm as Before Dishonor controls from the top position.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
MyCock tries to bench press Before Dishonor off him but Before Dishonor keeps the position.
Death Before Dishonor has got the better of the ground game so far.
MyCock struggling a bit here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Before Dishonor creates some space and throws a big elbow, but MyCock sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
A lull in the action here as Before Dishonor stalls from top position.
MyCock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
MyCock tries to improve position but can't.
MyCock is trying to control Before Dishonor's posture but Before Dishonor avoids it. #T3#
MyCock tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Before Dishonor wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
MyCock wants to control but Before Dishonor postures up.
Before Dishonor happy to just control the position for now. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Holdin MyCock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Before Dishonor is defended easily by MyCock.
Before Dishonor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by MyCock.
Before Dishonor ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.#TD2#
Before Dishonor scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Before Dishonor throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Before Dishonor is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down MyCock's shoulder. That is not cool. #T4#
Before Dishonor wants to control but MyCock is keeping him busy.
An elbow from Before Dishonor crashes against the mat.
MyCock is looking to reverse the position.
Before Dishonor controls the position.
MyCock tries to bench press Before Dishonor off him but Before Dishonor keeps the position.
MyCock wants to control but Before Dishonor postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
MyCock defending against the ground and pound.
A control attempt from MyCock but he's now mounted!
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Death Before Dishonor will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3##TD2#
MyCock gets caught napping as Before Dishonor dives in and scores a takedown. MyCock manages to retain guard.
Holdin MyCock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
MyCock is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Before Dishonor is refusing to be controlled, as MyCock sits in half guard.
Before Dishonor makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Before Dishonor.
MyCock throwing strikes from guard but Before Dishonor blocks nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Before Dishonor keeping moving, preventing MyCock from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Before Dishonor has his feet on MyCock's thighs here. He's pushed MyCock off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! MyCock screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Death Before Dishonor!
In defeat, Holdin MyCock stepped up to the mic, saying 'You Stopped Holdin MyCock!!!'.

Event: FCL - 45
Date: Aug 03, 2024

#R1#
Calloway connects with a crisp jab. #CUT#It looks like Holdin MyCock has been cut.
Calloway misses with a straight left.
Calloway tries to clinch up but MyCock circles away and keeps his distance.#CL#
Calloway moves into range and clinches up with MyCock.
Calloway can't find room to land a body shot as MyCock controls the action.
MyCock can't find room to land a body shot as Calloway controls the action.
Calloway tries to throw a body punch but MyCock avoids it by throwing Calloway back against the cage.
Calloway doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Calloway scores with a shoulder strike.
Calloway blocks an uppercut.
MyCock has a couple of punches blocked by Calloway.
MyCock makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Calloway can't find room to land a body shot as MyCock controls the action.
A body shot lands from Calloway.
Calloway working aggressively here.
Calloway lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Calloway is leaning against MyCock and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Calloway lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
MyCock struggles to land a body shot inside as Calloway controls his hands.
Calloway lands a body shot in the clinch.
MyCock looks winded!
MyCock doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right hand to the body from Calloway. #T1#
Calloway misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Calloway digs a right hand underneath MyCock's ribcage. MyCock let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Calloway throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Calloway lands a body shot in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Calloway.
Calloway lands a hook that snaps the head of MyCock backwards.
Calloway lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A hook to the body from Calloway.
Calloway works on MyCock's body with a couple of short punches.
Calloway lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Calloway struggles to land a body shot inside as MyCock controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Calloway.
MyCock's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
MyCock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Calloway cracks MyCock with a nice body shot.
Calloway digs a right hand into MyCock's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on MyCock's gas tank.
Calloway lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Calloway.
Calloway lands a left hand that snaps the head of MyCock backwards. #ROC#MyCock is rocked!
Calloway softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
MyCock is still on wobbly legs! Can Calloway finish him?
Calloway creates a bit of space for himself and rocks MyCock with a big uppercut! MyCock tries to clinch up but Calloway pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples MyCock to the mat! MyCock covers up and Calloway unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jim Calloway!
Our winner, Jim Calloway, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Holdin MyCock stepped up to the mic, saying 'You Stopped Holdin MyCock!!!'.

Event: FCL - 38
Date: Jun 29, 2024

#R1#
Jonsson misses the shot to the body.
Jonsson lands a really nice looking cross but MyCock seems unphased.
MyCock lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Sloppy strikes from Jonsson. Those never looked like landing.
Jonsson lands with a good body shot.
MyCock keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
MyCock looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jonsson moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice uppercut lands for Jonsson. That snapped MyCock's head back. #ROC#MyCock is rocked!
Jonsson misses with a right hand
and MyCock counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jonsson misses with a hook
and MyCock counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
MyCock swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jonsson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jonsson swings for the body but MyCock moves out of range.
Jonsson misses with a looping left.
MyCock is looking for the big counter here.
MyCock swings for the body but Jonsson moves out of range.
Jonsson is looking to counter punch.
MyCock lunges at Jonsson with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jonsson's hand. #CUT2#It looks like Martin Jonsson has been cut.
Jonsson ducks under a wild hook from MyCock.
MyCock blocks a jab.
Jonsson swings away with a body shot that misses
letting MyCock counter with a right hand. #T1#
Jonsson throws a left and a right that both miss
and MyCock counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jonsson misses with a shot to the body #KD2#
and MyCock counters with a crisp right hand that drops Jonsson! MyCock lets Jonsson back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC2#Jonsson is rocked!
MyCock swinging wildly here.
Jonsson swings for the body but MyCock moves out of range.
MyCock uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jonsson.
Jonsson throws a lazy uppercut #KD2#
and MyCock counters with a nice right hand that sends Jonsson toppling to the canvas! Jonsson scrambles and gets back to his feet - can MyCock finish him?!
Oh Jonsson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jonsson misses with a lunging right hand
and MyCock counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holdin MyCock!
A less than humble Holdin MyCock misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

Event: FCL - 33
Date: Jun 04, 2024

#R1#
Sloppy strikes from Yamazaki. Those never looked like landing.
MyCock has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Yamazaki tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MyCock was well out of range. Poor timing from Yamazaki.
Yamazaki shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. #CUT2#It looks like Kenji Yamazaki has been cut.
Yamazaki misses with a hook
and MyCock counters with a crisp right that sends Yamazaki to the canvas! MyCock follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holdin MyCock!
Post fight, Holdin MyCock stared into the camera and said 'I beat up a retard today. Hopefully my next opponent is more worthy. You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'.

Event: FCL - 27
Date: May 03, 2024

#R1#
MyCock misses with a hook. Zayan ducked under it nicely.
MyCock lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Nice shot by MyCock.
Zayan's coach down at Cozad MMA Los Angeles was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Zayan's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
MyCock ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
MyCock comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Zayan looks winded!
MyCock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD#
MyCock feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Zayan sprawling to the canvas! Zayan rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can MyCock finish him?! #ROC#Zayan is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
MyCock cracks Zayan with a left hook right on the temple and Zayan goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! MyCock lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Zayan is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holdin MyCock!
Post fight, Holdin MyCock took to the microphone: 'I beat up a retard today. Hopefully my next opponent is more worthy. You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'.
In defeat, Radd Zayan stepped up to the mic, saying 'This is one-sided, the game is fixed!!! it's all game programming manipulation. I got robbed!!!'.

Event: FCL - 25
Date: Apr 21, 2024

#R1#
A head kick by Dukes misses
and MyCock counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#It looks like Eli Dukes has been cut.#TD2#
Dukes shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. MyCock is trying to defend but Dukes finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Dukes scoring with strikes to the body and head.
MyCock knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dukes on the ground.
Dukes is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
MyCock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dukes moves into full mount! MyCock won't be happy about that!
MyCock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
MyCock is bucking up trying to escape but Dukes cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dukes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
BOOM! Dukes connects with a massive shot to the dome! #T1#
Dukes looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dukes avoids the attempt from MyCock to control.
Dukes tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Dukes postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. MyCock looks a forlorn figure.
MyCock really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
MyCock is working hard here to advance position.
MyCock is squirming around, avoiding Dukes's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Dukes punishing his opponent with strikes.
Dukes lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Dukes looking to finish MyCock with some ground and pound. This is bad for MyCock!
Dukes thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
MyCock is in all sorts of trouble here. #SUB2#
Dukes is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, MyCock has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Dukes controlling from the full mount. #T3#
MyCock really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
MyCock is bucking up trying to escape but Dukes cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Dukes looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Dukes controlling the pace for now. #SU2#
Dukes stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Dukes misses with a leg kick
and MyCock counters with a straight right hand.
Holdin MyCock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
MyCock moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
MyCock keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.#T4#
MyCock slips a jab from Dukes.
As Dukes looks to move away, MyCock throws a big counter combo but Dukes just gets out of the way.
MyCock misses with a looping left.
MyCock scores with a body shot. #KD#
MyCock drops Dukes with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Dukes looks back up at him and smiles so MyCock waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. #ROC#Dukes is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
MyCock ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dukes is still on wobbly legs! Can MyCock finish him?
MyCock seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dukes looks winded!
MyCock catches Dukes with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Dukes forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Holdin MyCock!
Post fight, Holdin MyCock took to the microphone: 'You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'.

Event: FCL - 14
Date: Mar 13, 2024

#R1##KD#
MyCock lands a big right hand that sends Sabre Jr crashing to the mat! MyCock stays standing though and waves Sabre Jr back to his feet!#ROC#Sabre Jr is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Zack Sabre Jr has been cut.
MyCock looks to score with a jab to the body but Sabre Jr is just out of range.
Sabre Jr looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sabre Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can MyCock finish him?
Sabre Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but MyCock was well out of range. Poor timing from Sabre Jr.
Sabre Jr seems to have recovered his senses.#KD#
MyCock lands a big uppercut and Sabre Jr crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Sabre Jr looks OK. MyCock waves Sabre Jr back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
MyCock finds Sabre Jr's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Sabre Jr flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. MyCock lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Sabre Jr will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Holdin MyCock!
Holdin MyCock took some time post fight to say the following; 'You Will Never Stop Holdin MyCock!!!'.

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