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Event:
MILF 54 Bjornsson vs Snake
Date: May 11, 2024 |
#R1#
Dunn thows a leg kick but Craig checks it #TD2#
and Craig counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Craig.
Craig with a nice head shot there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Craig works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Craig lands strikes from half guard.
Craig not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Craig lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Craig scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Craig thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dunn's head.
Dunn on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dunn tries to get out of the position.
Craig seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ground and pound from Craig.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Craig winds up and cracks Dunn with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Craig thows a huge punch but Dunn dodges it nicely.
Craig landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Dunn is trying to get back to full guard.
Dunn knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Craig on the ground.
Craig scores with a couple of good hammerfists.#T1#
Craig perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Dunn definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB2#
Craig is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Dunn is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Burt Craig!
Post fight, an emotional Burt Craig said 'Yeehaw baby down with Randal.'. |
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Event:
MILF 47 Roy Vs Santorino
Date: Apr 28, 2024 |
#R1#
That kick from Tua tenderised Craig's leg. Craig is trying to keep his angry face on.
Craig has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A thudding body kick lands there by Tua!
Tua throws a head kick that Craig semi-blocks.
Craig sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Tua thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Craig if he has to take too many more of those.
Crunch! Tua slams his shin into Craig's torso.
Noc Tua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Craig blocks a head kick by Tua.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tua.
Tua thuds his shin into the meat of Craig's side.
Tua misses with a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters circling a little - Tua finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tua misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tua misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tua misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
#T1##CL#
Craig clinches up against the cage.
Craig tries for a takedown but Tua manages to get underhooks.
#BC2#
Tua breaks from the clinch.
Tua fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Craig has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Craig takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tua lands a high kick!
#CUT2#It looks like Burt Craig has been cut.
Craig takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Tua lands with a slapping head kick.
Craig wants to clinch
and Tua counters with a nice body kick.
That kick from Tua tenderised Craig's leg. Craig is trying to keep his angry face on.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tua looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
#T2#
Tua lands a leg kick that knocks Craig off balance momentarily.
Tua throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Craig takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Tua lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Tua chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Craig avoids the head kick by Tua.
Tua throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Noc Tua is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Craig shoots and misses
and Tua counters with a good low kick that Craig was not able to check.
Craig shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Tua as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Burt Craig. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Craig is breathing heavily.
Tua throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Craig was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tua throws a head kick that misses. #T3#
Craig is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Tua.
Craig will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Craig shoots for a double leg takedown but Tua sprawls well. He's pushed Craig's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tua lands a head kick!
#CUT2#Burt Craig's cut is getting worse.
Tua lands a high kick!
Tua lands a brutal head kick. Craig looks out on his feet and Tua throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Noc Tua!
In defeat, Burt Craig stepped up to the mic, saying 'Kick a fucking bucket.'. |
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Event:
MILF Playoff R2 LightHeavies
Date: Apr 13, 2024 |
#R1#
Craig tries for a takedown but Rodney sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rodney stuns Craig with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Rodney scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Craig doesn't seem bothered though.
Rodney connects with a looping right hand.
#CUT#It looks like Burt Craig has been cut.
Craig needs to keep his hands up - Rodney had a free shot at his head there.
Rodney digs a good hook to Craig's body.
Rodney lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Craig backs up against the cage.
Craig changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Rodney tries to avoid it but Craig manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Rodney to the ground. Rodney escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Craig looks winded!
Rodney throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by Rodney. Beautiful body shot.
Rodney works the jab nicely.
Rodney connects with a body shot.#T1#
Rodney throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Craig takes a shot to the body in his stride.
#CL#
Rodney has managed to clinch.
Rodney lands with a right to the head.
Rodney avoiding damage.
Craig can't get the takedown.
Derek Rodney has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Burt Craig.
Rodney digs a right hand into Craig's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Craig's gas tank.
Rodney leaning against his opponent.
Rodney throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Craigs head.
A body shot lands from Rodney.
Rodney is leaning against Craig and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rodney stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rodney wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Craig has him pressed against the cage.#T2#
Rodney slows down the pace here.
Still in the clinch, Rodney scores with a nice short uppercut.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rodney takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Rodney looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rodney stops a takedown attempt from Craig.
Rodney lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Craig.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rodney lands a body shot.
Rodney lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Craig tries to score a body lock takedown but Rodney shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Rodney works on Craig's body with a couple of short punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Rodney.
Good body shot from Rodney.
Rodney is leaning against Craig and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T3#
Rodney lands a right hand that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
Rodney stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Rodney throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Craigs head.
Rodney is leaning against Craig and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rodney lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
Rodney is struggling to control the position.
A right hook to the body lands for Rodney.
Rodney tries to break the clinch but Craig is controlling the position.
Rodney slows down the pace here.
Craig wants a takedown.
Nice body punch from Rodney - that landed with a thud.
Rodney lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Craig backwards.
Rodney lands an uppercut.
Rodney lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Craig or not. #T4#
A right handed body shot lands from Rodney.
Rodney looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Rodney pushes Craig back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A right handed body shot lands from Rodney.
Rodney presses Craig against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Rodney tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Craig's elbow.
Nice body punch from Rodney - that landed with a thud.
Rodney digs a right hand underneath Craig's ribcage. Craig let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Rodney lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Craig.
Rodney lands with a left to the head.
Rodney lands an uppercut.
Craig keeps control of Rodney as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short left from Rodney.
Rodney scores with a hook to the body.
Rodney pushes Craig back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rodney stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rodney lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Derek Rodney dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Burt Craig's cut.
That's time! Rodney's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Good exchange - Rodney coming out on top.
Rodney shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Craig eats them both and turns towards Rodney to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Craig dodges the punch combination from Rodney.
A little jabbing left from Craig on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rodney throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
No luck for Craig with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rodney bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.#CUT#That has opened up Burt Craig's cut even more.
Derek Rodney is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Craig takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Craig is breathing heavily.#T1#
Rodney misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Craig.
Rodney with a hook.
Rodney cracks Craig with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Rodney connects with a right that clearly hurt Craig. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Rodney proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till Craig collapses and taps out under the pressure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derek Rodney!
Burt Craig was interviewed post fight and said 'Kick a fucking bucket.'. |
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Event:
MILF Playoff R1 Super Heavy
Date: Mar 31, 2024 |
#R1#
Handz avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Handz misses with a double jab
#TD2#
and Craig counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Craig not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Handz has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Handz is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Handz on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Handz tries to get out of the position.
Craig seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Handz is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Craig landing with the ground and pound. #T1#
Craig working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Handz is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Craig looking to pass the guard.
Craig showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Handz is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Craig is controlling him. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Handz misses the shot to the body.
Handz jabs Craig to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Craig dives in and grabs Handz's left leg, looking for a takedown. Handz pushes down on Craig's head and hops out.
Handz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Craig tries to close the distance and clinch but Handz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fighters circle momentarily. Handz darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.#CUT#It looks like Burt Craig has been cut.#KD#
Oooooh!!! Handz has knocked Craig down with a huge combo! Handz steps away and waves a wobbly Craig back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#KD#
Handz sends Craig crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Handz is motioning to the referee to let Craig up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC#Craig is rocked!
Handz plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Craig swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Craig face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Metyl Handz!
After winning the bout, Metyl Handz thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Burt Craig had this to say: 'Kick a fucking bucket.'. |
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Event:
MILF 35
Date: Mar 17, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
Craig fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cunningham sprawls well initially but Craig persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Craig is keen to just control but Cunningham is a slippery customer.
Well, if Craig is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Craig is keen to just control but Cunningham is a slippery customer.
Cunningham keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Craig throwing shots but Cunningham is blocking nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Craig is taking a breather. Cunningham says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Let's hope that Craig has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.#T1#
Cunningham blocking the ground and pound attempt from Craig.
Craig throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Craig wants to take a breather but Cunningham is having none of it. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#KD#
Cunningham lands a big head kick that sends Craig tumbling to the mat! Cunningham takes a step backwards and waves Craig back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC#Craig is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Burt Craig has been cut.
Cunningham with a nice calf kick.
Craig is still on wobbly legs! Can Cunningham finish him?
Cunningham throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cunningham fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Craig has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cunningham thuds his shin into the meat of Craig's side.
Craig looks winded!
Cunningham drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Craig's head, knocking him out cold! Cunningham is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randall Cunningham!
Burt Craig spoke after the fight, saying 'Kick a fucking bucket.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 07, 2024 |
#R1#
Li bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Li lands the left hand.#CUT#It looks like Burt Craig has been cut.
Craig takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Craig with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Li to score with a decent uppercut.
Li connects with a nice looking jab.
#TD2#
Craig closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Craig lands in his opponent's guard.
Craig trying to control the position from guard on top but Li is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Craig postures up in Li's guard and throws a big left but Li blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Craig trying to control the position from guard on top but Li is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
Li is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Craig is controlling him.
Li knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Craig on the ground.
Craig advances to half guard.
Li is trying to stand up here but Craig is controlling him well.
Craig wants to take a breather but Li is having none of it.
Craig passes to side control.
Li is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Craig has just dragged him back down to the mat.
An elbow from Craig crashes against the mat.
Li has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Craig in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Craig working the ground and pound.#T2#
Craig is looking to take a break and control but Li is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Craig lands some shots froms side control.
Craig is chipping away with strikes.
#SUB2#
Craig working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Craig working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Craig working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter. #T3#
Craig scores with a couple of short elbows.
Craig creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Li sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Craig in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Craig scoring with punches and elbows.
Craig working the head with strikes.
Craig fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Craig works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Craig cracks Li with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Craig wants to lay and pray for a moment but Li keeps working.
Li is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Li on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Li tries to get out of the position.
Craig is looking to take a break and control but Li is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T4#
Li takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Li on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Li avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Craig.
Craig prevents Li from escaping the position.
Craig scoring with punches and elbows.
Craig wants to control but Li is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Li takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Check out the look on Craig's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Craig trying to control the position but Li is working away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Burt Craig dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Burt Craig's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Li connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Li cracks Craig with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Li connects with a jab.
Li dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Li cracks Craig with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Li scores with a decent looking hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Li connects with a good right hand that stumbles Craig. Craig circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#CUT#That has opened up Burt Craig's cut even more.#TD2#
Craig dives in and scores a takedown into Li's guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Craig working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #T1#
Craig stands and throws Li's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Craig is staying tight to Li's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Craig has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Li dodges the ground and pound from Craig.
Li pushes Craig away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Craig gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Craig working the head with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Craig lands a decent elbow from side control.
Li being controlled for a moment.
Craig looks up at the clock and then as Li takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Craig smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
#T2#
Craig landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Craig creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.#SUB2#
Craig is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Li knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Li is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Craig lands a nice forearm strike. #SUB2#
Craig is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Li has escaped the position, nice work there.
Craig controlling from side mount. #T3#
Li is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Craig has just dragged him back down to the mat.#SUB2#
Craig is working to tighten his grip on Li's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Li has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Craig is really squeezing tight and eventually Li passes out! Craig breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Burt Craig!
Post fight, Burt Craig stared into the camera and said 'Yeehaw Baby.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 03, 2024 |
#R1#
Romero shoots for a double leg takedown but Craig sprawls well. He's pushed Romero's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Craig avoids a punch combination nicely.
Romero wants to clinch but Craig slips to the side#TD#
and Craig decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Romero's guard.
Romero really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Craig. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Craig trying to control but Romero is working from the bottom.
Craig is stalling in the full guard.
Craig trying to control but Romero is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Romero preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Craig's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Craig engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Craig has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T1#
Craig is in close to Romero's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Craig is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Craig accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Craig lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Craig wants to control from the top but Romero keeps moving.
Craig content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #SUB2#
Romero throws his legs up looking for a submission but Craig uses it to pass to side control.
Romero wants to control but Craig postures up.#SUB#
Craig tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Craig has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Romero can't do much from the bottom here. #T2#
Craig trying to control the action but Romero is working from the bottom.
Craig scoring with punches from side control.
Craig wants to control but Romero is keeping him busy.
Craig working the ground and pound.
Craig lands a nice forearm strike.
Romero tries to bench press Craig off him but Craig keeps the position. #SUB#
Craig has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Romero is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Craig yanks on the arm and Romero is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Craig.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Burt Craig!
Burt Craig decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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