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Event:
IFA 7: Beach Bash
Date: Nov 23, 2024 |
#R1##CL#
Grujic darts in and clinches Guzzler up against the cage.
Grujic prevents the takedown attempt.
Grujic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Guzzler.
A head punch on the inside from Grujic fails to land.
Grujic throws a head punch that misses.
Grujic lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grujic tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Guzzler has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Grujic after a bit of a struggle.
Guzzler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grujic lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Guzzler backwards.
Grujic lands a left hand that snaps the head of Guzzler backwards.
Still in the clinch, Grujic scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grujic throws a head punch that misses.
Grujic lands with a light punch inside.
Guzzler has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Grujic avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Sava Grujic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spunk Guzzler.
Grujic prevents a takedown attempt there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#TD2#
Guzzler turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Guzzler is looking to take a break and control but Grujic is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T1#
Grujic is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Guzzler has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Grujic is trying to escape the position but Guzzler is controlling the position. #SUB2#
Guzzler has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Grujic is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Guzzler yanks on the arm and Grujic is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Guzzler.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler is the new featherweight champion!
An intense looking Spunk Guzzler took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 27, 2024 |
#R1#
Jordan chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Guzzler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jordan.
Jordan throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jordan looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jordan throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
#CL2#
Guzzler takes the fight into the clinch.
Jordan utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jordan throws an elbow but misses. #TD2#
Guzzler has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Jordan regains guard immediately. #SUB#
Jordan isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Guzzler stacks Jordan on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Guzzler!#SUB2#
Guzzler tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Guzzler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jordan. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#T1#
Guzzler tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. #SUB2#
Guzzler is trying to get an arm triangle but Jordan is defending well.
A lull in the action here as Guzzler stalls from top position.
Guzzler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jordan keeps working.
Jordan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#SUB2#
Guzzler swings around for an armbar but Jordan sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Guzzler's guard.
Jordan postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #T2#
Guzzler wants to sweep here but Jordan controlling him for the moment.
Jordan trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jordan preventing the sweep.
Guzzler working a defensive guard but Jordan passes into half guard.
Jordan passes to side control. #SUB#
Jordan is trying to get an arm triangle but Guzzler is defending well.
Guzzler is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Guzzler is trying to control Jordan's posture but Jordan avoids it. #T3#
Jordan is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Guzzler's shoulder. That is not cool.
Guzzler tries to improve position but can't.
Jordan working away.#SUB#
Jordan thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Guzzler is looking for a sweep.
Guzzler manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!#SUB2#
Guzzler seems to be working for a kimura but Jordan defends the submission attempt.#T4##SUB2#
Guzzler seems to be working for a kimura but Jordan defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Jordan defends it well.
Guzzler wants to stand up but Jordan has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Jordan flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Guzzler is thwarting Jordan's attempts to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Gage Jordan will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2#
A chopping leg kick lands by Jordan.
Spunk Guzzler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jordan lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jordan turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#TD2#
Guzzler throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Jordan tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Guzzler is in Jordan's guard.
We've been informed that Guzzler has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Guzzler sitting in guard here, content to control.
Guzzler throwing strikes but missing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guzzler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jordan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jordan keeping moving, preventing Guzzler from controlling successfully.
Guzzler must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T1##SUB#
Jordan has his foot on Guzzler's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Guzzler works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Jordan is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
#SUB#
Jordan looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Guzzler sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB#
Jordan escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Guzzler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Guzzler looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #T2##SUB2#
Guzzler is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Guzzler wants to control from the top but Jordan keeps moving.
Guzzler postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #SUB#
Jordan is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Jordan looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
#T3#
Guzzler is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Jordan keeping moving, preventing Guzzler from controlling successfully.
Guzzler advances position into side control!
Jordan is looking for a sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Guzzler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jordan keeps working. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A lull in the action here as Guzzler stalls from top position.#SUB2#
Guzzler tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Guzzler has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Jordan is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Jordan's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jordan is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Guzzler is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB2#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura but Jordan is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Guzzler to get the leverage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Gage Jordan will probably get the nod.
That's time! Jordan's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!#R3#
A left lands for Jordan.#TD2#
Guzzler decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jordan trying to control but Guzzler postures up.
Jordan is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Guzzler is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jordan has managed to free his arm - good work.
Jordan makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jordan.#T1#
Guzzler is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Guzzler stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jordan swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Guzzler avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Guzzler controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jordan keeping moving, preventing Guzzler from controlling successfully. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Jordan is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Guzzler thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Gage Jordan is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Guzzler trying to control but Jordan is working from the bottom.
Guzzler postures up.
#T3#
Guzzler trying to control but Jordan is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jordan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.#TD2#
Guzzler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Jordan is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Spunk Guzzler has got the better of the ground game so far.
Guzzler stands and throws Jordan's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB2#
Guzzler working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T4#
Guzzler wants to control but Jordan is keeping him busy.
Jordan struggling a bit here.
Spunk Guzzler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#SUB2#
Guzzler wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Jordan, who protects the arm well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jordan sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
Spunk Guzzler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jordan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Gage Jordan!
A relieved looking Gage Jordan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 15, 2024 |
#R1##CL2#
Sutherland moves into the clinch.
Sutherland gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Guzzler.
Sutherland will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Guzzler up against the cage.
Guzzler is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Sutherland pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Sutherland utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.#TD2#
Sutherland has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Guzzler is trying to keep an underhook but Sutherland manages to get the takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sutherland trying to control from half guard but Guzzler is working away. #SUB2#
Sutherland is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#T1##SUB2#
Sutherland is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Guzzler is just riding it out for now. Sutherland eventually gives up the hold.
Guzzler wants to get back to full guard.
Guzzler knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Sutherland on the ground.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Sutherland scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Sutherland is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
Sutherland looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Guzzler wants to control but Sutherland is keeping busy.
#T3#
Sutherland lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Sutherland is pressing down on Guzzler's thigh, looking to free his foot. Guzzler is holding on for now.
Sutherland takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Sutherland throwing shots but Guzzler is blocking nicely.
Sutherland sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Guzzler defending well though.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Sutherland connects with a nice short shot to Guzzler's temple.
Guzzler is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T4#
Sutherland is trying to control. Guzzler wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB2#
Sutherland is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Guzzler tries to get to full guard but Sutherland has control of the leg.
Sutherland thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Guzzler's head.
Sutherland looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Sutherland has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Sutherland seems to be looking for submissions.
Guzzler tries to get to full guard but Sutherland has control of the leg.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Laddy Sutherland dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Sutherland scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Guzzler misses with a takedown attempt
and Sutherland counters with a nice uppercut.
Guzzler shoots in but no luck this time.
Nice body punch from Sutherland. #TD2#
Sutherland closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Guzzler is looking to get back to is feet but Sutherland passes into side control.
Sutherland remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Sutherland lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Sutherland lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #T1#
Guzzler tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Sutherland sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Guzzler is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
#SUB2#
Sutherland thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #SUB2#
Sutherland is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Guzzler has escaped the position, nice work there.
Sutherland has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sutherland landing a few strikes. #T2#
Sutherland is looking to take a break and control but Guzzler is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Laddy Sutherland has got the better of the ground game so far.
Sutherland creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Sutherland cracks Guzzler with a big right hand but Guzzler just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Sutherland wants to lay and pray for a moment but Guzzler keeps working.
Guzzler tries to bench press Sutherland off him but Sutherland keeps the position.
Sutherland trying to control the action but Guzzler is working from the bottom. #T3#
Sutherland throwing strikes but missing, from side control. #SUB2#
Sutherland looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Sutherland lands a few punches from side control.
Guzzler tries to buck Sutherland off but Sutherland is having none of it.#SUB2#
Sutherland thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Guzzler sneaks back into half guard.#T4#
Guzzler tries to get to full guard but Sutherland has control of the leg.
Guzzler missing with punches from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Sutherland is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Guzzler has managed to free his arm - good work.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Sutherland controlling the action here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Laddy Sutherland showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Sutherland lands a front kick.
Sutherland throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sutherland is looking to slow Guzzler down with leg kicks.
Sutherland lands a nice looking body kick.
Sutherland throws a shot to the body.
Sutherland scores with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guzzler closes this distance looking for a takedown but Sutherland circles away.
Sutherland throws a head kick that misses.
Sutherland lands a nice shot to the body.
Sutherland stuns Guzzler with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.#T1#
Sutherland lands the left hand.
Guzzler doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Sutherland counters with a straight right hand.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Sutherland.
Guzzler tries to close the distance and clinch but Sutherland swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sutherland is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Sutherland scores with a spinning back kick!
Guzzler drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Sutherland is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Guzzler rather than just go for the knockout.
Sutherland lands with a kick to the ribs.
Sutherland lands with a kick to the temple. Guzzler shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Sutherland explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Laddy Sutherland is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
Sutherland lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sutherland lands a front kick.
Laddy Sutherland seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sutherland lands a high kick!
Sutherland connects with a body shot.
Guzzler looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Sutherland's corner calls for a 1-2. Sutherland obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sutherland goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Sutherland bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sutherland lands a nice shot to the body.
Sutherland jabs at Guzzler's body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sutherland.
Sutherland jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#T3#
Sutherland throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Guzzler crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Sutherland - the referee stops the clock and Guzzler gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Sutherland. Guzzler manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Guzzler blocks a head kick by Sutherland.
Guzzler goes for a double leg but Sutherland avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Sutherland continues to drive forward.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Spunk Guzzler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sutherland putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Guzzler in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Sutherland stalling the fight.
Sutherland pushes Guzzler back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sutherland landing knees to the body.
#BC2#
Sutherland breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Guzzler takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
#T4##CL#
Guzzler takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Sutherland breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sutherland scores with a nice body kick.
Sutherland connects with a looping right hand.
Spunk Guzzler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sutherland connects with a single shot there.#TD2#
Sutherland feints and as Guzzler raises his hands in defense, Sutherland changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SUB#
Guzzler looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Sutherland has picked Guzzler up and slammed him! Guzzler can't keep hold of the triangle and Sutherland manages to pass to side control!
Guzzler is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Sutherland is working Guzzler over with some ground and pound from side control.
And that's the end of the fight!
Laddy Sutherland comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Sutherland has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 26:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 26:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Laddy Sutherland!
Laddy Sutherland tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
MILF 102 Pony vs Duboulay
Date: Jun 30, 2024 |
#R1#
Treyold misses with a leg kick #TD#
so Guzzler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Treyold can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Guzzler controls the pace.
Treyold is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Treyold looking to hit a scissor sweep but Guzzler is one step ahead there.
Guzzler passes Treyold's left leg - he's now in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Treyold is trying to stand up here but Guzzler is controlling him well.
Guzzler seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Treyold is trying to stand up here but Guzzler is controlling him well. #T1#
Guzzler is keen to just control but Treyold is a slippery customer.
Guzzler is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Treyold punching from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Treyold actively working from the bottom here.#SUB#
Guzzler seems to be working for a kimura but Treyold defends the submission attempt.
Treyold wants to control but Guzzler is keeping busy.
#SUB#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura but Treyold is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Guzzler to get the leverage.
Guzzler wants to lay and pray for a moment but Treyold keeps working. #T2#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.#SUB#
Treyold is looking to regain full guard. He's left an arm up in the air though and Guzzler has latched onto it... Big trouble! Guzzler pivots for an armbar - it's in tight and it Treyold is tapping in no time flat! Great counter grappling there from Guzzler!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Spunk Guzzler!
Post fight, Spunk Guzzler stared into the camera and said 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
MILF 87 Young VS Baroza
Date: Jun 21, 2024 |
#R1#
Lermontov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lermontov feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Guzzlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Guzzler dodges the punch combination from Lermontov.
Guzzler dodges the punch combination from Lermontov.
Lermontov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Guzzler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Guzzler rushes Lermontov and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Guzzler has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lermontov after a bit of a struggle.
Lermontov blocks an uppercut.
#T1#
Guzzler misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lermontov.
Lermontov has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Lermontov is trying to break the clinch but Guzzler is controlling him.
Lermontov wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Guzzler has him pressed against the cage.
Guzzler misses with a body punch.
Guzzler tries for a takedown. No joy.
Fiyero Lermontov has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spunk Guzzler.
A head punch on the inside from Guzzler fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Guzzler.
Lermontov blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Guzzler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lermontov wants to get back to striking at distance but Guzzler won't allow it.
Guzzler has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Lermontov avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.#T2#
Guzzler working aggressively here.
Guzzler is working for takedown but Lermontov is calmly controlling the position for now.
Lermontov tries to break the clinch but Guzzler is controlling the position.
Guzzler looking for a takedown.
Lermontov tries to break the clinch but Guzzler is controlling the position.
Guzzler tries to pull guard but Lermontov forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#BC#
Lermontov breaks from the clinch.
Lermontov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lermontov lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lermontov scores with a three punch combo!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lermontov throws a right and a left that both miss.#TD2#
Guzzler shoots in and bounces Lermontov off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Lermontov is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched. #T3#
Lermontov tries to break free but Guzzler pushes him back against the cage.
Lermontov is trying to break the clinch but Guzzler has him pressed against the cage.
Guzzler keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Lermontov's efforts to push away.
Lermontov wants to break free but Guzzler has control.
Lermontov wants to break the clinch but can't.
Guzzler has Lermontov pressed against the cage, preventing Lermontov from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lermontov wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Guzzler has him pressed against the cage.
Guzzler swings wildly with an uppercut but Lermontov uses good head movement to avoid it. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lermontov.
Guzzler looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Guzzler stalling the fight.
Guzzler tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lermontov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Guzzler drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Lermontov gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Lermontov wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lermontov is trying to break free.
Lermontov working hard to break the clinch.
Guzzler has a couple of punches blocked by Lermontov.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fiyero Lermontov dominated that round.
That's time! Lermontov's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Guzzler moves in looking to clinch but Lermontov pushes him off.
Lermontov changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#CL2#
Guzzler clinches up against the cage.
Guzzler goes for a takedown attempt but Lermontov pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Guzzler misses with a wild combination.
Lermontov throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lermontov closes the distance and lands a one-two.#TD2#
Guzzler darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Guzzler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lermontov is looking to escape.
Lermontov scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Guzzler manages to mount him!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lermontov is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Lermontov is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Guzzler can do to turn this around?#T1#
Lermontov is trying to stand but he's not in a good position to be doing that! Guzzler has taken his back!#SUB2#
Lermontov showing good submission defense here.
Lermontov wants to get back to his feet.
Lermontov trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.#SUB2#
Lermontov fending off the submission attempt from Guzzler.
Lermontov is trying to get back to his feet but Guzzler has full control of the position and if anything, Lermontov has just worked his way into a worse spot.#T2##SUB2#
Guzzler working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Lermontov is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Guzzler has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Lermontov taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
MILF 78 Young VS Callixtus 2
Date: Jun 09, 2024 |
#R1##CL2#
Guzzler rushes King and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
King takes a shot to the head.
Guzzler with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
King jumps guard but Guzzler stands there with King around his waist. King gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Guzzler content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Guzzler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
#TD2#
Guzzler lands a takedown into guard.
#SUB#
King looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Guzzler has picked King up and slammed him! King can't keep hold of the triangle and Guzzler manages to pass to side control!
King struggling a bit here.
Guzzler is staying tight to King's torso, preventing him from escaping.
King is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, King has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1#
King is trying to improve his position.
King struggling a bit here.
King is trying to get back to half guard.#SUB2#
Guzzler looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB2#
Guzzler tries for a kimura but King is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
King sneaks back into half guard.
King wants to improve his position but Guzzler is controlling well.
Guzzler stalling away here and it's allowed King to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
King manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Guzzler manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
King is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T3#
Guzzler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
King wants to pass the guard but Guzzler is keeping the position.
Guzzler wants to sweep but no luck.
King looking to pass the guard.
King stopping the sweep attempt from Guzzler.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Guzzler is still trying to improve position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
King stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Guzzler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Guzzler looking to control.
#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#CL2#
Guzzler darts in and clinches King up against the cage.
King jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Guzzler walks away with a smile on his face. King gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Guzzler moves into range and clinches up with King.
We've been informed that Guzzler has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
King is trying to pull guard but Guzzler has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Isaiah King. That's going to take a lot out of him.
King tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
King tries to score a body lock takedown but Guzzler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
King tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Spunk Guzzler dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2##TD#
King closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Guzzler to the mat! Guzzler manages to get full guard.
King pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Guzzler is keeping the position for now.
Spunk Guzzler has got the better of the ground game so far.
King is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
King passes easily into side control. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Guzzler reaches up around King's neck trying to control. But King takes advantage instantly and he's locked on an arm triangle! Big trouble for Guzzler! Oh that looks nasty! A human being's head is not meant to turn that color! Guzzler is out! He's gone limp! The ref steps in to break the fighters up and King celebrates the victory with the fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Isaiah King!
During a confident post fight interview, Isaiah King thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 13, 2024 |
#R1#
The fight stays on the outside here - Nagget looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nagget throws a body kick, spinning off balance#TD#
and Guzzler counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Nagget!
A lull in the action here.#SU#
Guzzler stands up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Nagget. #TD#
Nagget gets caught napping as Guzzler dives in and scores a takedown. Nagget manages to retain guard.
Guzzler works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Guzzler content to control rather than advance.
Nagget wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Guzzler slows the pace down in half guard. #SUB#
Guzzler is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Nagget has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB#
Guzzler has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Nagget defend it? Guzzler steps over the head and cranks it - Nagget is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Guzzler!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 10, 2024 |
#R1#
Sheffield goes for a double leg but Guzzler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Guzzler continues to drive forward.
Sheffield wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Guzzler has him pressed against the cage.
Sheffield tries to pull guard but Guzzler forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD2#
Guzzler gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Guzzler is looking to advance position but Sheffield won't allow it.
Guzzler with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Sheffield works his way to full guard. Good work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheffield controls Guzzler momentarily but Guzzler frees himself.
Guzzler won't allow Sheffield to get back to his feet. #T1#
Guzzler passes into half guard under a barage of strikes.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Guzzler looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Sheffield is looking to improve his position.
#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
Guzzler is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Sheffield sees it coming and defends easily.
Sheffield works his way to full guard. Good work.#SUB2#
Guzzler drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Guzzler jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Guzzler showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Sheffield controls Guzzler momentarily but Guzzler frees himself.
Guzzler slips nicely into half guard.
Sheffield wants to control but Guzzler is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T3##SUB2#
Guzzler is working for a submission of some sort.
Sheffield is trying to stand back up but Guzzler is controlling him
Sheffield is trying to get back to full guard.
Sheffield is trying to maintain the position but Guzzler is very close to passing his half guard.
Guzzler is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Guzzler seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB2#
Guzzler is working for a kimura here but Sheffield manages to reverse the position and he's now in Guzzler's guard.
Sheffield throws a big right hand that misses.
Sheffield trying to control but Guzzler is working from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Guzzler wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Sheffield postures up in Guzzler's guard and throws a big left but Guzzler blocks it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Spunk Guzzler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Guzzler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Guzzler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Sheffield not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Guzzler passes Sheffield's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Sheffield is looking to escape.
Sheffield is looking for a sweep. Guzzler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Spunk Guzzler has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB#
Sheffield actively working from the bottom here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guzzler controlling the action here.#T1##SUB2#
Guzzler is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Well, if Guzzler is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Guzzler is thwarting Sheffield's attempts to control the position.#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying to work for a kimura but Sheffield is defending well.
Sheffield is trying to maintain the position but Guzzler is very close to passing his half guard.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Guzzler is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Guzzler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sheffield trying to control from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Sheffield is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Guzzler pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Guzzler seems to be working for a kimura but Sheffield defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Sheffield is just riding it out for now. Guzzler eventually gives up the hold.
Guzzler tries to stand and escape but Sheffield is controlling the position. #T3#
Guzzler landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Guzzler prevents Sheffield from improving his position.
Guzzler is taking a breather. Sheffield says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Let's hope that Guzzler has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Guzzler slips a nice elbow through Sheffield's hands, connecting with Sheffield's forehead.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Guzzler looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SUB2#
Guzzler wants to work for an arm triangle but Sheffield is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Still in half guard, Guzzler seems content to control.
Sheffield is looking to improve his position.
Sheffield strikes from the bottom but Guzzler uses the opportunity to move to side control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Guzzler is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Sheffield is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Sheffield being controlled for a moment.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Spunk Guzzler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Sheffield moves to clinch but Guzzler breaks away #TD2#
and Guzzler counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Guzzler.
Sheffield is wriggling around but Guzzler manages to pass to half guard.
#REVR#
Guzzler controlling the pace.
Guzzler works his way into side control.
Sheffield tries to buck Guzzler off but Guzzler is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guzzler in side control, just content to control the action for now. #SUB2#
Guzzler is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Sheffield has escaped the position, nice work there. #T1##SUB2#
Guzzler tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Guzzler taking a breather here.
Guzzler working away.
The referee asks Guzzler politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Guzzler prefers to stall for the moment though.
Sheffield can't do much from the bottom here. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Guzzler controls the position.#SU2#
Guzzler decides to stand up, so the ref orders Sheffield to his feet.
Guzzler stuffs the takedown.#TD2#
Guzzler shoots in and gets a takedown into Sheffield's guard.
Sheffield wants to get back to his feet but Guzzler passes into half guard.
#REVR#
Guzzler content to control rather than advance.
Sheffield is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T3#
Well, if Guzzler is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Guzzler passes the guard and advances to mount!
Guzzler takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Sheffield has given up his back - I don’t know if this is a deliberate ploy to try and escape or if he is just struggling down there.
Sheffield tries to break free.
Guzzler doesn't have the hooks in and Sheffield manages to turn into his guard.
#T4##SUB2#
Guzzler is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Sheffield preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Sheffield is sitting in close to Guzzler's body. Guzzler has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Sheffield is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Sheffield is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Guzzler.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 06, 2024 |
#R1#
Davis connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Davis lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Guzzler circles away quickly and effectively.#TD2#
Guzzler looking to score a takedown here. Davis is defending well but Guzzler drives through and ends up in Davis's guard.
Davis is looking to stand back up but Guzzler counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Davis. #REVR#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Guzzler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
It looks like Guzzler might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#T1#
Let's hope that Guzzler has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Guzzler maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Davis could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Guzzler has cracked it and Davis is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Guzzler!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
An intense looking Spunk Guzzler took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 03, 2024 |
#R1#
Davis stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Davis wants it to stay on the feet.#TD#
Guzzler fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Davis to the ground. Guzzler is now in Davis's guard.
Guzzler showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Guzzler is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Davis wants to stand and escape but Guzzler is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guzzler engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Guzzler slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T1##SUB#
Guzzler has hold of Davis's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Davis seems comfortable defending it but Guzzler has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Davis is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Davis is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Guzzler couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
In his post fight interview, Spunk Guzzler gave a big smile as he said 'I just sat on this little boys face.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 01, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
Guzzler shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Guzzler content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #SUB2#
Guzzler is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Tung is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Spunk Guzzler!
Spunk Guzzler spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant. |
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