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Event:
HFA XMAS '24
Date: Dec 25, 2024 |
#R1#
St Pierre swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
An attempted straight right counter from McWanker misses the target.
St Pierre misses with a hook.
An attempted straight right counter from McWanker misses the target.
St Pierre swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McWanker counters with a straight right hand.
McWanker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
St Pierre throws a body shot but no joy.
It looked like McWanker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
St Pierre misses with a double jab.
St Pierre walks into a stiff left hand from McWanker.
St Pierre swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWanker takes a jab right on the kisser.
St Pierre takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
St Pierre looks to land a right hand but McWanker moved out of range.
McWanker thows a left - swing and a miss!
McWanker misses with an uppercut. St Pierre saw that one coming.
McWanker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
An attempted straight right counter from McWanker misses the target.
McWanker throws a nice looking combination but St Pierre bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from St Pierre! But no joy.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
St Pierre misses with a jab, cross combination.
#T1#
McWanker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and St Pierre counters with a right hand to the body.
St Pierre misses with a looping left.
It looked like McWanker was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
McWanker misses with a few strikes there.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
St Pierre scores with a shot to the body.
St Pierre jabs McWanker right on the nose. McWanker blinks but takes it well.
McWanker throws a jab but it's blocked by St Pierre.
McWanker misses with a hook
and St Pierre counters with a nice body shot.
McWanker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Despite the aggression on St Pierre's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
St Pierre fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
St Pierre clobbers McWanker with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #TD#
McWanker throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. St Pierre tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. McWanker is in St Pierre's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWanker throwing strikes but missing.
McWanker is working St Pierre over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
McWanker throwing strikes from guard but St Pierre blocks nicely. #T2##ES2#
The fighters are working up against the cage. St Pierre manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.#BC2#
St Pierre escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McWanker throws a hook but St Pierre blocks it.
St Pierre connects with a single shot there.
St Pierre throws a hook but McWanker avoids it easily.
St Pierre shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McWanker eats them both and turns towards St Pierre to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
St Pierre lands a right hook to the body.
McWanker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but St Pierre moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McWanker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
St Pierre showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWanker.
McWanker takes a shot right to the bread basket.#T3#
McWanker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by St Pierre.
McWanker takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
St Pierre lands a right hook to the body.
St Pierre throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
St Pierre throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Quinton St Pierre is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
St Pierre lands a jab-cross combination.
McWanker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
St Pierre throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
St Pierre swinging wildly here.
St Pierre comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
St Pierre moves out of range of the strikes.#T4#
McWanker on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
St Pierre connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.
St Pierre throws a series of punches but McWanker avoids them all with ease.
McWanker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McWanker misses with a series of wild punches.
McWanker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. St Pierre sees it coming and avoids it easily.
St Pierre takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
St Pierre is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down McWanker rather than just go for the knockout.
St Pierre ducks under a wild hook from McWanker.
McWanker misses with a looping left.
St Pierre ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
McWanker misses with a hook. St Pierre ducked under it nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
St Pierre lands with a straight right. McWanker didn't see that one coming.
McWanker fails to land the takedown.
St Pierre scores with a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Quinton St Pierre dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
St Pierre paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
St Pierre paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Quinton St Pierre seems to be getting the better of the standup.
St Pierre uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWanker.
St Pierre has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWanker looks to land a right hand but St Pierre moved out of range.
McWanker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McWanker jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little jabbing left from St Pierre on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A jab from St Pierre does it's job there.
St Pierre throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWanker on the side of the head. #ROC2#McWanker is rocked!
McWanker lands a nice shot that snaps St Pierre's head back.
Oh McWanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
St Pierre scores with a shot to the body.
St Pierre throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
St Pierre clobbers McWanker with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
St Pierre fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks McWanker square on the jaw! Damn, McWanker is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Quinton St Pierre!
A victorious Quinton St Pierre thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
HFA 29
Date: Dec 07, 2024 |
#R1#
Keaton takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Keaton moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Keaton shoots in looking for a takedown. McWanker tries to sprawl out of it but Keaton keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McWanker manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Keaton avoids it well and moves away.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD2#
Keaton drives through with a takedown into guard.
Keaton looking to pass the guard.
Keaton wants to control from the top but McWanker keeps moving. #SUB#
McWanker working for a triangle but Keaton defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Keaton looking to improve position, pressing down on McWanker's thigh with his hand. McWanker seems to be working to lock up a guilotine though... is Keaton paying attention? Apparently not! He's locked it up tight! Keaton's face has turned purple! Will he tap? Will he! YES! He's tapped! McWanker picked his opening and made it count! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jerk McWanker!
Post fight, an emotional Jerk McWanker said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass. I love sniffing crotches man im getting such a testosterone boost. I LOVE CROTCHES'. |
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Event:
HFA 24
Date: Nov 02, 2024 |
#R1#
Capot scores with a jab to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Capot is defended easily by McWanker.
McWanker misses the shot to the body.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#TD2#
Capot gets a double leg takedown into McWanker's guard.
Capot tries to free his leg and advance position but McWanker is retaining full guard. #SUB#
McWanker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Capot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Capot avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Capot distracts McWanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#T1#
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
McWanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McWanker working a defensive guard here.
Capot's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
It looks like Capot might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#SUB#
McWanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Capot gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
McWanker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Capot can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Capot connects with a couple of short punches.
Capot controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Capot advances to half guard. #T3#
Capot seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McWanker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Capot is taking a breather. McWanker says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB#
McWanker looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
McWanker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McWanker.#SUB#
McWanker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
McWanker is trying to control the position but Capot postures up. #SUB#
McWanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Capot defends it easily.
Capot is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
McWanker keeping moving, preventing Capot from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McWanker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McWanker misses with a double jab.
Capot misses with a wild body shot.
Capot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Frank Capot dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2##TD#
Capot gets caught napping as McWanker dives in and scores a takedown. Capot manages to retain guard.
McWanker throws a big elbow that misses.
McWanker wants to pass the guard but Capot is keeping the position.
Capot working a defensive guard here.
#SUB#
McWanker drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Capot dives on top into guard.#REVB#
Capot wants to control from the top but McWanker keeps moving.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
McWanker is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Capot is aware though and is defending well.
Capot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Capot trying to control the position from guard on top but McWanker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
McWanker being controlled here, momentarily. #SUB#
McWanker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Capot distracts McWanker with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McWanker is trying to keep Capot in close.
#SUB#
McWanker has his foot on Capot's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Capot works his way back into a safe position though.
Capot throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Capot postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
McWanker working a defensive guard here.
#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Capot is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long. #SUB#
Capot has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing McWanker to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Capot is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - McWanker pulls down on the head and he's put Capot to sleep! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jerk McWanker!
As Jerk McWanker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass. I love sniffing crotches man im getting such a testosterone boost. I LOVE CROTCHES'. |
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Event:
HFA 19
Date: Sep 28, 2024 |
#R1#
McWanker misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Oneill looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McWanker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Oneill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McWanker misses with a takedown
and Oneill cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerk McWanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McWanker fails to land the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker darts in looking for a takedown but Oneill gets double underhooks and turns McWanker into the cage.
Oneill trying to land knees to the body.
#BC2#
Oneill breaks the clinch.
#T1#
Oneill fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.#KD2#
Oneill sends McWanker crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Oneill is motioning to the referee to let McWanker up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!#ROC2#McWanker is rocked!
Oneill just misses with a punch to the body.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McWanker with a poor takedown
and Oneill counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Justus Oneill!
Justus Oneill is the new light heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Justus Oneill, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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Event:
HFA 16
Date: Sep 07, 2024 |
#R1##TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Da Silva.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SUB#
Da Silva is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McWanker knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
McWanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
McWanker can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Da Silva tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
You can see the frustration on McWanker's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker manages to get back to half guard.#SUB#
McWanker is defending against the submission attempts here by Da Silva.
#SUB#
Da Silva is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McWanker doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Da Silva.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB2#
McWanker looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker moves into full guard.
Da Silva looking to pass the guard. #SUB#
Da Silva drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and McWanker dives on top into guard.#REVB##SUB#
Da Silva throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! McWanker escapes and throws Da Silva's legs to the side, diving into side control! #SUB2#
McWanker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Da Silva knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McWanker on the ground.#T2#
Da Silva is looking to reverse the position.
McWanker trying to control the position but Da Silva is working away. #SUB2#
McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Da Silva has escaped the position, nice work there.
Da Silva is looking for a sweep.#SUB2#
Da Silva wants to improve his position, back to half guard but McWanker has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Da Silva's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Da Silva is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for McWanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker is the new light heavyweight champion!
An intense looking Jerk McWanker took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
HFA 205 FINAL
Date: Jul 31, 2024 |
#R1#
McWanker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Omari Moody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moody with a jab.
Moody misses the jab.
Moody swings for the body but McWanker moves out of range.
Moody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWanker was well out of range. Poor timing from Moody.
Moody throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
McWanker wants to slow Moody down by chopping away at his legs.
Moody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWanker.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Moody falls off balance throwing a combination
#TD#
and McWanker counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Moody is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T1#
McWanker lands with a punch from half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Moody can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWanker prevents Moody from improving his position.
McWanker controlling the pace. #SUB#
McWanker is trying for a kimura here. Moody looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! McWanker wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Post fight, an emotional Jerk McWanker said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
HFA Fight Night 1
Date: Jun 26, 2024 |
#R1##TD#
Bates tries to sprawl but McWanker drives through with a takedown into half guard.
McWanker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
McWanker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Bates sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
McWanker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Bates is just riding it out for now. McWanker eventually gives up the hold.
Bates trying to control here.
#SUB#
McWanker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Bates sees it coming and defends easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bates has his hands clasped together around McWanker's back. He's all about the action.
Bates should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Bates is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T1#
McWanker is looking to take a break and control but Bates is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are battling for position here. Bates manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bates can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWanker looking to pass the guard.
Bates wants to sweep but no luck.
McWanker advances position into side control!#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Bates has escaped the position, nice work there.
The ground and pound from McWanker seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. #T2##SUB#
McWanker wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Bates, who protects the arm well.
McWanker controls the position.
Bates manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWanker's best efforts.
McWanker trying to control the action but Bates is working from the bottom.
McWanker throwing shots but Bates is blocking nicely.
McWanker is trying to control. Bates wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #T3#
McWanker moves into full mount! Bates won't be happy about that!
McWanker wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
McWanker working Bates over with strikes here.
McWanker throws some wild stikes that Bates manages to avoid easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWanker trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Bates is trying desperately to improve position.
McWanker scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bates?
#SUB#
McWanker is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Bates has managed to escape the submission attempt.
McWanker tries to control but Bates wriggling away. #T4#
Poor strikes thrown by McWanker there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Bates wants to control but McWanker is having none of it.
Bates avoids a series of strikes thrown by McWanker.
McWanker pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
#SUB#
McWanker looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWanker is trying to control here but Bates has managed to regain half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jerk McWanker dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##TD2#
Bates shoots in and gets a takedown into McWanker's guard.#SUB#
Bates got a little sloppy there for a moment and McWanker has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bates has managed to get both his arms back between McWanker's legs - danger averted.
McWanker trying to control the position.
#SUB#
McWanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Bates doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but McWanker is tightening it up a little... Bates has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Bates reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Bates taps out! Nice BJJ there by McWanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Jerk McWanker!
Post fight, Jerk McWanker took to the microphone: 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 09, 2024 |
#R1##TD#
McWanker shoots in and bounces Jansen off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
McWanker looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McWanker cracks Jansen with a solid left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker pushing down on Jansen's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Jansen trying to control here.
#SUB#
McWanker maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Jansen could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but McWanker has cracked it and Jansen is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by McWanker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
HFA 205 R1
Date: May 31, 2024 |
#R1#
Buzzkill connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker moves out of range.
Buzzkill lands a two punch combo.
Timmy Buzzkill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Buzzkill throws a right and a left that McWanker avoids nicely.
Buzzkill has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
McWanker goes for a takedown attempt but Buzzkill pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
#TD#
McWanker is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Buzzkill's half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWanker stops Buzzkill from getting back to his feet.
#SUB#
McWanker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
McWanker throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T1#
McWanker prevents Buzzkill from standing back up.
#ES2#
Buzzkill manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Buzzkill cracks a nice hook into McWanker's ribs.
Buzzkill throws a series of punches but McWanker avoids them all with ease. #CL2#
Buzzkill rushes McWanker and presses him up against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a hook that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
McWanker tries to land knees in the clinch but Buzzkill avoids the damage to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Buzzkill. #T2#
McWanker is trying to drag Buzzkill to the mat but Buzzkill just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McWanker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerk McWanker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Buzzkill digs a right hand underneath McWanker's ribcage. McWanker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McWanker looking for a takedown.
A body shot lands from Buzzkill.
McWanker is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Buzzkill scores with a nice hook to the head.
Buzzkill lands a left hand that snaps the head of McWanker backwards.
Buzzkill lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Buzzkill as the two fighters clinch.
Buzzkill lands a hook to the side of the head.
Buzzkill makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Buzzkill.
A short right from Buzzkill on the inside.
Buzzkill softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Buzzkill lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #T3#
Buzzkill working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.#ROC2#McWanker is rocked!
McWanker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh McWanker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A hook to the body from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill scores with a shot to the side of McWanker's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Buzzkill.
Buzzkill lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Buzzkill.
Buzzkill works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Buzzkill cracks McWanker with a nice body shot.
Buzzkill lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Buzzkill lands a right hand.
Buzzkill creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends McWanker's eyes rolling into the back of his head! McWanker drops to his knees and Buzzkill pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Timmy Buzzkill!
A victorious Timmy Buzzkill thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 17, 2024 |
#R1#
A slow jab from Yomero misses its intended target. #TD#
McWanker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Yomero quickly recovers to half guard.
McWanker working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Yomero looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker trying to mount his opponent but Yomero defends it. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura here.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero is trying to control but can't.
#T1##SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker.
Yomero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard but McWanker has mounted him!#SUB#
McWanker has control of Yomero's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Yomero regains control of the situation pretty easily.
#SUB#
McWanker goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Yomero is on top in guard.
Yomero seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
McWanker looking to control.
Yomero is fighting to break McWanker's control of his arms but McWanker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McWanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Yomero has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. McWanker is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Yomero.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy. #SUB#
McWanker tries for a kimura but Yomero is defending well. #T3##SUB#
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Yomero is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#SUB#
McWanker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Yomero knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#T4##SUB#
McWanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Yomero tries to bench press McWanker off him but McWanker keeps the position.
Yomero manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWanker's best efforts.
McWanker prevents Yomero from improving his position.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy.
Yomero trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWanker content to control rather than advance.
McWanker is trying to control the action in half guard but Yomero is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jerk McWanker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
McWanker dodges the punch combination from Yomero.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Yomero there.
Yomero connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWanker momentarily.
McWanker darts in trying to clinch
and Yomero cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No luck for McWanker with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero misses with an uppercut. McWanker saw that one coming.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
A nice combination there by Yomero.
Yomero throws a hook but McWanker avoids it easily.#T1##TD#
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker. #SU#
McWanker escapes and gets back to his feet.
Yomero lands with a good body shot.
Yomero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWanker circles away quickly and effectively.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWanker is defended easily by Yomero.
McWanker looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Yomero throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and McWanker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWanker landing some decent shots from guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWanker controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWanker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Yomero's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWanker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jerk McWanker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Yomero is looking for a sweep. McWanker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
McWanker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Yomero is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 10, 2024 |
#R1#
McWanker shoots in but no luck this time.
It looked like Hall wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWanker has a takedown stuffed.
McWanker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Danny Hall has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerk McWanker.
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up with Hall, looking for a takedown. McWanker pushes Hall against the cage but Hall circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWanker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hall is fending him off so far but McWanker persists. Nope, Hall circles away and we're back to standing.
McWanker shoots in and drives through. Hall sprawls well.
Hall swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
McWanker misses with a takedown attempt
and Hall counters with a lovely straight right hand!#T1#
McWanker tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hall swivels and escapes.
Hall stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hall wants it to stay on the feet.
McWanker closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hall counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! McWanker has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Danny Hall! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 07, 2024 |
#R1#
Cervantes lands with a nice body punch.
Cervantes comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab from Cervantes.
Cervantes throws a half hearted mid kick.
Decent striking displayed by Cervantes there.
A leg kick checked by McWanker.
Cervantes connects with a body shot that sends McWanker's belly button to the back.#TD#
Cervantes gets caught napping as McWanker dives in and scores a takedown. Cervantes manages to retain guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cervantes can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McWanker controls the pace.
Cervantes looking for a sweep. Not yet Cervantes, not yet.
Cervantes preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cervantes can do anything to dispel that myth.
McWanker wants to pass the guard but Cervantes is keeping the position.
McWanker's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T1#
Cervantes is trying to keep McWanker in close.
McWanker postures up in Cervantes's guard and throws a big left but Cervantes blocks it.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Cervantes working a defensive guard but McWanker passes into half guard.
#SUB#
McWanker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Cervantes is just riding it out for now. McWanker eventually gives up the hold.
Cervantes is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McWanker passes the guard and advances to mount! #T2##SUB#
McWanker working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Cervantes looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by McWanker! Submission of the night perhaps?
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 04, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
McWanker closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McWanker working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
McWanker looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cervantes on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Cervantes tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Cervantes is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker wants to control but Cervantes is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
McWanker is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Cervantes has escaped the position, nice work there. #SUB2#
McWanker has hold of Cervantes's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cervantes tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - McWanker cranks the arm and Cervantes screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cervantes, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Jerk McWanker!
As Jerk McWanker got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 01, 2024 |
#R1##CL2#
McWanker clinches up with Quincy and pushes him back against the cage.#TD2#
McWanker manages to pull guard.
#SUB2#
McWanker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Quincy defends it easily.#SUB2#
McWanker is looking to cinch up a triangle. Quincy throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to McWanker's body to avoid the submission. McWanker has instead reached around Quincy's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! McWanker arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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