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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 17, 2024 |
#R1#
A slow jab from Yomero misses its intended target. #TD#
McWanker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Yomero quickly recovers to half guard.
McWanker working the head and body with strikes. #SUB2#
Yomero looking for submissions off his back.
McWanker trying to mount his opponent but Yomero defends it. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura here.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero is trying to control but can't.
#T1##SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker.
Yomero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Yomero wants to get back to full guard but McWanker has mounted him!#SUB#
McWanker has control of Yomero's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Yomero regains control of the situation pretty easily.
#SUB#
McWanker goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Yomero is on top in guard.
Yomero seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
McWanker looking to control.
Yomero is fighting to break McWanker's control of his arms but McWanker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
McWanker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Yomero has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. McWanker is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Yomero.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy. #SUB#
McWanker tries for a kimura but Yomero is defending well. #T3##SUB#
McWanker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Yomero is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McWanker creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#SUB#
McWanker is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Yomero knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Yomero tries to buck McWanker off but McWanker is having none of it.#T4##SUB#
McWanker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Yomero tries to bench press McWanker off him but McWanker keeps the position.
Yomero manages to work his way to half guard, despite McWanker's best efforts.
McWanker prevents Yomero from improving his position.
McWanker wants to control but Yomero is keeping him busy.
Yomero trying to control from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
McWanker content to control rather than advance.
McWanker is trying to control the action in half guard but Yomero is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jerk McWanker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
McWanker dodges the punch combination from Yomero.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
Decent striking displayed by Yomero there.
Yomero connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McWanker momentarily.
McWanker darts in trying to clinch
and Yomero cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
No luck for McWanker with that takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero misses with an uppercut. McWanker saw that one coming.
McWanker attempts a counter takedown but Yomero avoids it well and moves away.
A nice combination there by Yomero.
Yomero throws a hook but McWanker avoids it easily.#T1##TD#
McWanker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
McWanker is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Yomero doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time McWanker. #SU#
McWanker escapes and gets back to his feet.
Yomero lands with a good body shot.
Yomero lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McWanker circles away quickly and effectively.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McWanker is defended easily by Yomero.
McWanker looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.#T2#
Yomero throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and McWanker counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWanker landing some decent shots from guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWanker controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWanker sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Yomero's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McWanker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Jerk McWanker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
McWanker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T3#
Yomero is looking for a sweep. McWanker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.#SUB#
McWanker is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Yomero is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jerk McWanker!
Jerk McWanker took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'I just touched this boy, pause. Im coming for that ass.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 13, 2024 |
#R1#
Yomero throws a body punch but George moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from George misses the target.
George fails with an attempt to clinch.
George throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
George takes a body punch but keeps moving.
George has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Yomero finds it's way round the side to connect with George's head.
Yomero takes a swing at George's ribcage but misses.
As Yomero tries to get set, George tries to push him back and clinch up but Yomero manages to avoid the attempt.
George drops his hands momentarily and Yomero takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero lands a nice looking body shot.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Yomero is just out of range.
George tries to clinch but Yomero moves out of range.
Yomero tries to counter with a clinch but George shakes him off and moves away.#T1#
A looping hook to the body misses from Yomero. George does a little dance to reset his feet.
Yomero dips to his left and cracks George with an uppercut!
Yomero stuns George with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
George throws a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - George looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice shot by Yomero.
Yomero is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down George rather than just go for the knockout.
Yomero throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yomero misses with a body shot.
#T2#
Good exchange - George coming out on top.#CUT#It looks like Jobber Yomero has been cut.
Yomero moves away from the strike by George.
George moves away from the strike by Yomero.
George swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Yomero is just out of range.
Yomero avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Yomero doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
George lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Yomero at a distance.
Yomero throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Yomero connects with a body shot that sends George's belly button to the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
George gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#T3#
George steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yomero.
A counter left hand to the body from George misses its target.
George throws a hook but Yomero avoids it easily.
Yomero misses with an uppercut.
George swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
George lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
George avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Yomero takes a swing at George's ribcage but misses.
George throws an overhand right that lands on Yomero's shoulder, as Yomero tries to avoid the shot.
George misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Yomero.
George throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T4#
Yomero takes a swing at George's ribcage but misses.
George is looking to counter punch.
George throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
George moves out of range as Yomero strikes.
Nice defenses there by George.
George walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Yomero uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before George has time to react.
George showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Yomero.
George is looking to counter punch.
George throws a body shot but no joy.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jobber Yomero dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jobber Yomero's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
George throws an overhand right that lands on Yomero's shoulder, as Yomero tries to avoid the shot.
Yomero looks to score with a jab to the body but George is just out of range.
Yomero should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
George uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Yomero.
George tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Yomero manages to circle out of the way.
George avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
George wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
George closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
George defending well as Yomero loads up on a big left hand.
Yomero ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yomero lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Jobber Yomero seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slow jab from George misses its intended target.
George moves away from the strike by Yomero. #T1#
Yomero waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract George.
Yomero misses the shot to the body.
It looked like George wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
George loads up on a big right hand but Yomero slips the punch.
Yomero tries to counter by closing the distance.
Jobber Yomero seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Yomero misses the shot to the body.
George was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
George lands a glancing blow to the side of Yomero's head.
George moves out of range of the strikes.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Yomero is just out of range.
George moves in looking to clinch but Yomero pushes him off.
Yomero has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Yomero cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.#T2#
Jab by Yomero.
A big right from Yomero misses.
A jab lands there for Yomero.
Yomero steps to the side to avoid the strikes from George.
George throws a shot from downtown. Yomero moves away and avoids it.
George tries to clinch but Yomero moves out of range.
George moves out of range of the strikes.
Yomero lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
George uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yomero.
George seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#T3#
Yomero pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Yomero fakes high and swings low for a body shot but George manages to avoid it.
George tries to counter by clinching up but Yomero breaks away and moves out of range.
George throws a left and a right that both miss
and Yomero counters with a stiff right hand.
Yomero bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps George's head backwards.
A combination from George does no damage.
George slips a jab from Yomero.
Yomero takes a swing at George's ribcage but misses.
George doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
George takes one on the button.#T4#
George misses the jab.
George lands a jab to the head.
Yomero misses with a wild body shot.
George throwing a counter right hand but Yomero manages to avoid it.
Yomero ducks down and throws a hook to the body but George moves away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Yomero.
Yomero takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yomero just misses with a punch to the body.
George swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
George swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yomero steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from George.
Yomero avoids the body shot from George.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jobber Yomero showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jobber Yomero's cut.
That's time! George's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Yomero swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A quick step to the side and George tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yomero throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from George misses the target.
George steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Yomero.
Yomero with a jab.
George swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Yomero stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Yomero lands with an uppercut that bounces George off the cage and back into range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by George.
Yomero tries to bum rush George with a series of wild strikes but George uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Yomero scores with a jab.#T1#
George throws a series of punches but Yomero avoids them all with ease.
Yomero steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from George.
Yomero throws a lazy right hand but George sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Yomero scores with a body shot.
Yomero avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
George walks into a stiff left hand from Yomero.
George on the wrong end of a nice jab.
George ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
George ducks right into an uppercut from Yomero. #T2#
Yomero throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Yomero looks to land a combination. George sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Yomero bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of George's head.
George scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Yomero misses with a wild body shot.
Yomero throws a hook but George blocks it.
Yomero keeps the fight on the outside.
Yomero lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
George throws a jab when Yomero was well out of range.#T3#
Yomero tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but George was well out of range. Poor timing from Yomero.
George was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
George is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yomero.
Yomero cracks a nice hook into George's ribs.
George thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yomero works the jab nicely.
George looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
George drops his hands momentarily and Yomero takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Yomero misses with a looping right.
George throws a jab when Yomero was well out of range.
Yomero tries to counter by closing the distance.
George keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
George tries to counter by clinching up but Yomero breaks away and moves out of range.#T4#
Yomero connects with a good right hand that stumbles George. George circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Yomero's jab looks to have found its range, popping George under the eye.
Yomero thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yomero swings for the body but George moves out of range.
George went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
George uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Yomero.
George looks to score with a jab to the body but Yomero is just out of range.
A left and a right from Yomero both land. Nice combination.
Saint George has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
George misses with a jab to the body
and Yomero counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jobber Yomero is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
George swings for the body but Yomero moves out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jobber Yomero comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yomero has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jobber Yomero!
A very excited looking Jobber Yomero rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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