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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 14, 2024 |
#R1#
Turd takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
#CUT2#It looks like Billy Turd has been cut.
Diego connects with a nice looking jab.
No joy there for Diego, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Turd attempts a counter takedown but Diego avoids it well and moves away.#CL2#
Diego has managed to clinch.
Good body shot from Diego.
Diego prevents a takedown attempt there.
Turd has Diego pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Diego manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Diego presses Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Diego scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Diego lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Turd backwards.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Diego makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diego pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.#ROC2#Turd is rocked!
Diego throws a big uppercut that drops Turd! More strikes from Diego and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Turd lies dazed against the cage as Diego celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kron Diego!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Kron Diego made sure he mentioned PWNAGEâ„¢, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Billy Turd was interviewed post fight and said 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'. |
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Event:
NG 16
Date: Oct 19, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
Compton throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Turd tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Compton is in Turd's guard.
Turd keeping moving, preventing Compton from controlling successfully.
Compton stays in close to Turd's body and controls the position.
Turd not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Compton trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Compton trying to move into half guard but instead Turd has managed to sweep!#REVR#
Compton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd trying to control but Compton is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is really struggling to control Compton but he's trying to hold on to the position.#T1#
Turd wanted to stand there but Compton had control of the position.
Compton looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Compton keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Turd is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Compton is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Compton has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB##T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.#SUB#
Turd is looking for a triangle but Compton pushes his legs off easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Compton stays in close to Turd's body and controls the position.
Compton trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Turd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Compton trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom. #T3#
Compton looking to pass the guard.
Turd is trying to keep Compton in close.
#SUB2#
Compton drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Turd dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Compton is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Compton keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Turd won't allow Compton to sweep him here.
Turd trying to control but Compton is working from the bottom.
Compton managing to control the position.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Compton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Stephen Compton will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2##TD2#
Compton gets a double leg takedown into Turd's guard.#SUB#
Turd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Compton wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Compton really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turd. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Compton wants to pass the guard but Turd is keeping the position.
Compton showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #SUB#
Turd looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Compton has picked Turd up and slammed him! Turd can't keep hold of the triangle and Compton manages to pass to side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Compton looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Turd stops Compton from passing to mount. #T1#
Turd struggling a bit here.
Compton trying to control the position but Turd is working away.
Turd can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB2#
Compton goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Turd has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Compton but great work by Turd.#T2#
Turd is looking to take a break and control but Compton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Compton is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.
Compton can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB#
Turd tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #T3#
Compton tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Turd wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB#
Turd is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Compton is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Turd is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Compton is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Turd is trying to get an arm triangle but Compton is defending well. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd trying to control the position but Compton is working away.
Turd is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Compton is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Turd laying and praying for a moment but Compton takes advantage and regains half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Stephen Compton will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Compton scores with a three punch combo!
#CUT2#It looks like Billy Turd has been cut.
Compton has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Compton as he avoids it easily.
Billy Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Compton lands with a straight right. Turd didn't see that one coming.
Turd shoots in but Compton avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Compton looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Compton misses with a jab, cross combination.
Compton tries to bum rush Turd with a series of wild strikes but Turd uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Compton stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Compton wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Billy Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Compton misses with a jab, cross combination.
Turd half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Compton throws a right hand that Turd ducks under and follows up with a left that Turd also avoids with ease.
Compton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Compton shoots for a takedown but Turd saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Compton is looking to clinch but Turd is avoiding it.
#T1##CL2#
Compton gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#TD2#
Compton gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Turd regains guard.
Compton trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd keeping full guard, as Compton tries to pass.
Compton seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #T2#
Compton looking to pass the guard.
Compton trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Compton sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD2#
Compton darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Turd has his hands clasped together around Compton's back. He's all about the action.#SUB2#
Compton is looking for a kimura here.
#T3##SUB2#
Compton seems to be working for a kimura but Turd defends the submission attempt.
Turd wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Compton is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Turd doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Compton.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Compton wants to work for an arm triangle but Turd is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Stephen Compton is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Compton is taking a breather. Turd says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB2#
Compton seems to be trying to get a kimura but instead Turd has recovered full guard.
Compton slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Compton postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Turd is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Compton, into his guard. #REVR#
Billy Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stephen Compton comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Compton has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 27:30
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stephen Compton!
In his post fight interview, Stephen Compton started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Billy Turd was interviewed post fight and said 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'. |
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Event:
NextGen 6
Date: Sep 11, 2024 |
#R1##TD2#
Santos shoots in and gets a takedown into Turd's guard.
Santos stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.#SUB#
Turd is looking for a triangle but Santos pushes his legs off easily.
#SUB#
Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Santos postures up.
Santos advances to half guard. #SUB2#
Santos is working for a submission of some sort.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Santos is looking for a kimura here.
#T1#
Turd wants to control but Santos is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Santos is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Turd doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Santos.
Turd is looking to improve his position.
#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd is looking to control Santos's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Turd avoid being mounted?#SUB#
Turd looking for subs from the bottom but Santos mounts him!#SUB2#
Santos is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Turd is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Ademilson Santos!
The defeated Billy Turd had this to say: 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'. |
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Event:
OPG: Fight Night 5
Date: Aug 07, 2024 |
#R1#
Turd looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Colett is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Colett stuffs the takedown.
An attempted straight right counter from Colett misses the target.
Turd will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A quick step to the side and Colett tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rhett Colett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Turd.
Turd tries for a takedown but Colett circles away easily
and Colett counters with a stiff right hand. #CUT#It looks like Billy Turd has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
Turd drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Colett is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Colett wants to stand but Turd is controlling the position. #T1#
Turd sitting in guard here, content to control.
Colett knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Turd has a takedown stuffed.
Colett half committed to a counter leg kick.
Turd throws the left hand but Colett avoids the punch easily.#TD2#
Turd changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Colett looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.#T3#
Turd has control of an arm but Colett manages to advance to Turd's back!
Colett tries to keep control of the position but Turd is staying busy.
Turd wants to control his opponent's hands but Colett gets his hands free.
A lull in the action here.
Colett is not going to allow Turd to sit and survive in this position.
Turd is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Colett is staying active.
Turd might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Colett haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#T4#
Turd tries to break free.
Turd trying to control the hands but Colett breaks the grip.
Turd needs to remain patient if he's going to get out of this sticky situation.
Colett is trying to stick to Turd's back but Turd is turning into Colett. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Colett's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Turd.#SU2#
Turd stands up and waves to Colett to follow him.
Turd fails with an attempt to clinch.
It looked like Colett wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Turd throws a leg kick but Colett moved away.
An attempted straight right counter from Colett misses the target.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Turd has his takedown stuffed
enabling Colett to counter with a crisp jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Rhett Colett dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Billy Turd's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Turd walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Colett checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A head kick misses from Turd.
A counter left hand to the body from Colett misses its target.
Turd bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Colett's head.
Colett slaps away a takedown attempt from Turd, before circling back to the center of the mat.
It looked like Colett was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Turd.
Billy Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Colett avoids the head kick by Turd.
Turd throws a head kick that misses
and Colett makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Colett as he jumps to the side. #T1#
Turd fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Rhett Colett has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Billy Turd.
Turd shoots in looking for a takedown. Colett tries to sprawl out of it but Turd keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Colett manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Turd throws a leg kick that is checked
and Colett connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Turd is defended easily by Colett.
A quick step to the side and Colett tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turd has his takedown stuffed
and Colett counters with a nice uppercut.
Turd with a poor takedown
and Colett counters with a stiff right hand.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Turd is looking to clinch.
Turd shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Colett counters with a nice leg kick. #T3#
Turd throws a head kick but Colett moves out of range.
It looked like Colett wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Turd gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Colett counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Turd with a poor takedown #KD#
and Colett counters with a crisp right hand that drops Turd! Colett lets Turd back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#Turd is rocked!
Turd gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Colett counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rhett Colett!
Our winner, Rhett Colett, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Billy Turd spoke after the fight, saying 'it is what it is, the Dookie bazooka will be back.'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 15, 2024 |
#R1#
A low kick from Michaels misses #CL#
and Turd counters by clinching up.
Michaels goes for a takedown in the clinch but Turd prevents it.
Turd gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Michaels.
#TD#
Turd has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Michaels clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Michaels is in bad spot here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Michaels's body.
Michaels trying to control the action but Turd just sinks the hooks in. #T1##SUB#
Turd is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. Michaels is defending well though. Turd let's go of the attempt for now.
Turd controlling well, preventing Michaels from escaping the position.
#SUB#
Turd working for a choke but Michaels is defending well.
Turd has the hooks in. Michaels is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Turd is looking for the choke from the back position but Michaels is controlling his hands well. #SUB#
Turd working for the rear naked choke here. He's got one arm under but Michaels is defending well. A couple of punches soften him up though and Turd has tightened the hold! This one could be all over! It is! Michaels taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Billy Turd!
After winning the bout, Billy Turd thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility. |
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Event:
OPG 5: Ngata vs Adam Jr.
Date: Jul 06, 2024 |
#R1#
McCarthy tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Turd swivels and escapes.
McCarthy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
#TD#
and Turd counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Turd.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Turd accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McCarthy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McCarthy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Turd is looking to stand up but McCarthy won't let him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCarthy controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
McCarthy keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully.
Turd is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because McCarthy is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.#T1#
Turd postures up.
#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
McCarthy throws a body kick that misses #TD#
and Turd counters with a takedown into side control.
Turd wants to lay and pray for a moment but McCarthy keeps working.
McCarthy prevents Turd from improving position.
McCarthy felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
McCarthy is not content to let Turd control the position.
Turd remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T2##SUB#
Turd is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, McCarthy has escaped the position, nice work there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd wants to control but McCarthy is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Turd is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. McCarthy is trying to escape and Turd transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and McCarthy is forced to tap! Nice work there by Turd! Very nice indeed!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Billy Turd!
Billy Turd decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 16, 2024 |
#R1#
Gomes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
As Gomes backs away, Turd returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#TD#
Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #CUT#It looks like Jonny Gomes has been cut.
Turd is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB#
Turd is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gomes sees it coming and defends easily.
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Nice strikes from Turd there.
Gomes should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#T1#
Turd wants to pass the guard but Gomes is defending well.
Turd with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gomes wants to improve his position but Turd is controlling well.
Turd wants to free his trapped foot but Gomes is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Turd passes to side control. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes is controlling his arm.
Turd advances to full mount.
Turd content just to control the position here. #T3#
Turd fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Turd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
A nice elbow there by Turd.#CUT#The cut above Jonny Gomes's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Turd controlling the pace for now. #T4##SU#
Turd get's back to his feet.#TD#
Turd looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Gomes!
Turd working the ground and pound.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gomes is looking for a sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Gomes's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Gomes throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and Turd counters with a takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Gomes's shoulder. That is not cool.
Turd has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Gomes is looking for a sweep.
Turd tries to advance to mount but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Gomes will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes is controlling his arm.#T1#
Gomes is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Turd in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #SUB#
Turd is trying to get an arm triangle but Gomes is defending well.
A lull in the action here as Turd stalls from top position.
Turd moves into full mount! #T2#
Gomes tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Turd avoids the attempt from Gomes to control.
Gomes really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Gomes tries to lock up and control but Turd gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#SUB#
Turd goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Gomes is on top in guard.
#T3#
Gomes trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Turd is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Turd sitting in guard here, content to control.
Turd has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Gomes is proving hard to escape from.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Gomes blocks nicely. #SUB2#
Gomes escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Turd gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turd controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB#
Turd looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Turd dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Gomes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Gomes misses with a left hand #TD#
and Turd counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Gomes! #SU#
Turd stands up. #TD#
Turd shoots in and bounces Gomes off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Turd wanted to stand there but Gomes had control of the position. #T1#
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Gomes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turd passes into half guard.
Gomes tries to get to full guard but Turd has control of the leg.
Jonny Gomes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd passes to full mount!
Gomes can't escape the position.
Turd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Gomes tries to hold on but Turd postures up.#SUB#
Gomes defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Turd. #T3#
Turd lands a nice shot to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jonny Gomes's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Billy Turd!
Billy Turd took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview. |
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Event:
OPG 2: 170lb Showcase GP
Date: Jun 12, 2024 |
#R1#
Paul pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd tries to counter with a clinch but Paul shakes him off and moves away.
Paul fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Turd is out of range.
Paul misses with a two punch combination.
Paul misses with a double jab.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Paul.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paul is looking for a counter combo.
A lazy body kick from Paul #TD2#
and Turd counters with a single leg into guard. Paul didn't expect that.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
It looks like Turd might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T1#
Turd preventing the sweep.
Turd wants to stand but Paul is controlling his posture from full guard.
Turd looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turd.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
A head kick by Paul misses #TD2#
and Turd counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Turd seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Turd works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Paul is breathing heavily.#T3#
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Paul tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Let's hope that Turd has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Turd is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
Turd is trying for a kimura here. Paul looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Turd wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Billy Turd!
A determined Billy Turd didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
In defeat, Jake Paul stepped up to the mic, saying 'Dont judge me by my wins judge me on my losses'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 07, 2024 |
#R1#
McLaren looks to throw a body kick#TD2#
and Turd counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McLaren wants to stand back up but Turd manages to pass into side control.
Turd tries to stand but McLaren is controlling his head.
McLaren looking for a sweep but Turd has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Turd connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Turd with a couple of short strikes.
Turd connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T1#
Turd unloads with some vicious shots from mount and McLaren wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Turd celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Turd!
A less than humble Billy Turd misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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