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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 16, 2024 |
#R1#
Gomes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turd moves away.
As Gomes backs away, Turd returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.#TD#
Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #CUT#It looks like Jonny Gomes has been cut.
Turd is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB#
Turd is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gomes sees it coming and defends easily.
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Nice strikes from Turd there.
Gomes should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.#T1#
Turd wants to pass the guard but Gomes is defending well.
Turd with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gomes wants to improve his position but Turd is controlling well.
Turd wants to free his trapped foot but Gomes is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Turd passes to side control. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes is controlling his arm.
Turd advances to full mount.
Turd content just to control the position here. #T3#
Turd fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Turd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
A nice elbow there by Turd.#CUT#The cut above Jonny Gomes's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Turd controlling the pace for now. #T4##SU#
Turd get's back to his feet.#TD#
Turd looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Gomes!
Turd working the ground and pound.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Gomes is looking for a sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Gomes's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Gomes throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
and Turd counters with a takedown into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Gomes's shoulder. That is not cool.
Turd has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Gomes is looking for a sweep.
Turd tries to advance to mount but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Gomes will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes is controlling his arm.#T1#
Gomes is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Turd in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows. #SUB#
Turd is trying to get an arm triangle but Gomes is defending well.
A lull in the action here as Turd stalls from top position.
Turd moves into full mount! #T2#
Gomes tries to reverse the position but Turd maintains control.
Turd tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Turd avoids the attempt from Gomes to control.
Gomes really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Gomes tries to lock up and control but Turd gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#SUB#
Turd goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Gomes is on top in guard.
#T3#
Gomes trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Turd is on top in guard.
#REVR#
Turd sitting in guard here, content to control.
Turd has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Gomes is proving hard to escape from.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Turd throwing strikes from guard but Gomes blocks nicely. #SUB2#
Gomes escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Turd gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turd controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#SUB#
Turd looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Billy Turd dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jonny Gomes's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Gomes misses with a left hand #TD#
and Turd counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Gomes! #SU#
Turd stands up. #TD#
Turd shoots in and bounces Gomes off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Turd wants to stand but Gomes has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Turd wanted to stand there but Gomes had control of the position. #T1#
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Gomes is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Turd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turd passes into half guard.
Gomes tries to get to full guard but Turd has control of the leg.
Jonny Gomes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Turd passes to full mount!
Gomes can't escape the position.
Turd is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Gomes tries to hold on but Turd postures up.#SUB#
Gomes defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Turd. #T3#
Turd lands a nice shot to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jonny Gomes's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Billy Turd!
Billy Turd took his opportunity to call for a title shot in his post fight interview. |
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Event:
OPG 2: 170lb Showcase GP
Date: Jun 12, 2024 |
#R1#
Paul pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Turd tries to counter with a clinch but Paul shakes him off and moves away.
Paul fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Turd is out of range.
Paul misses with a two punch combination.
Paul misses with a double jab.
Turd slips a jab and a cross from Paul.
Turd throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Paul is looking for a counter combo.
A lazy body kick from Paul #TD2#
and Turd counters with a single leg into guard. Paul didn't expect that.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
It looks like Turd might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.#T1#
Turd preventing the sweep.
Turd wants to stand but Paul is controlling his posture from full guard.
Turd looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Turd.
Turd avoids a punch combination nicely.
A head kick by Paul misses #TD2#
and Turd counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Turd seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Turd works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Paul is breathing heavily.#T3#
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Paul tries to roll over but Turd keeps him under control.
Well, if Turd is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Let's hope that Turd has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Turd working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Turd is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
Turd is trying for a kimura here. Paul looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Turd wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Billy Turd!
A determined Billy Turd didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
In defeat, Jake Paul stepped up to the mic, saying 'Dont judge me by my wins judge me on my losses'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 07, 2024 |
#R1#
McLaren looks to throw a body kick#TD2#
and Turd counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McLaren wants to stand back up but Turd manages to pass into side control.
Turd tries to stand but McLaren is controlling his head.
McLaren looking for a sweep but Turd has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Turd connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Turd with a couple of short strikes.
Turd connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T1#
Turd unloads with some vicious shots from mount and McLaren wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Turd celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Billy Turd!
A less than humble Billy Turd misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities. |
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