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Event:
MMAH 8 - Shepherd vs Robinson
Date: Jan 03, 2025 |
#R1#
The crowd cheers as Porker lands an impressive looking overhand right. Grayson doesn't seem phased though.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Grayson has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Grayson tries to clinch but Porker moves out of range.
Porker throwing a counter right hand but Grayson manages to avoid it.
Porker defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Grayson.#CL2#
Grayson closes the distance and clinches.
Porker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Porker is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Grayson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Grayson takes a shot to the head. #BC2#
Grayson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grayson fails with the takedown
and Porker counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Grayson looks winded!
Porker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
#T1#
Grayson shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Porker counter with a right hand. #CUT#It looks like Dick Grayson has been cut.
Porker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Cozad MMA Las Vegas in the buildup to the fight.
Porter Porker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dick Grayson.
Porker tries a low kick but Grayson avoids it.#KD#
Porker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Grayson sprawling to the canvas! Grayson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Porker finish him?!
Porker ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking Grayson out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker retains his super heavyweight title!
Post fight, Porter Porker took to the microphone: 'IF YOU COME FOR THE PIG YOU BEST NOT MISS!!! Shout out to the Pig Pen I Luh y'all, WHERE MY PIGGAS AT.'. |
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Event:
MMAH 4 - Porker vs Sulek
Date: Dec 21, 2024 |
#R1#
Sulek goes for a double leg but Porker avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Porker continues to drive forward.
Sulek swinging wildly here.
Sulek shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Porker sprawls well. Porker wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sulek gets slowly back to his feet.
As Sulek looks to move away, Porker throws a big counter combo but Sulek just gets out of the way.
Sulek shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Porker appears to be looking for a big counter.
Porter Porker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Samuel Sulek.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Porker avoids the head kick by Sulek.
Porker could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Sulek with a poor takedown
and Sulek takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT#It looks like Samuel Sulek has been cut.
Sulek shoots in but Porker avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T1#
A head kick misses from Sulek.
Porker stuffs the takedown.
Porker is looking for a counter combo.
Samuel Sulek seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sulek throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
It looked like Porker was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Sulek.
Sulek doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD#
and Porker counters with a crisp one two that drops Sulek! Porker thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Sulek to his feet! Sulek is in big trouble!
Sulek tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Porker defends well and Sulek ends up having to push Porker into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Sulek shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Porker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Sulek tries a head kick but it misses.
#T2#
Porker moves out of range of the leg kick from Sulek.
Sulek tries to clinch up.
Sulek tries to bum rush Porker with a series of wild strikes but Porker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
It looked like Porker was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Sulek throws a sloppy head kick and Porker moves out of range easily.
Porker was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Sulek.
Porker appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sulek shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Porker as he jumps to the side.
Porker appears to be looking for a big counter.
Porker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sulek. #T3#
Sulek tries to grapple but his opponent circles #KD#
and Porker counters with a nice right hand that sends Sulek toppling to the canvas! Sulek scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Porker finish him?!
Sulek throws a body kick that misses.
Sulek has a takedown stuffed.
Sulek blocks the body kick.
Sulek gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Sulek takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Sulek shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Porker sprawls well. Porker wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sulek gets slowly back to his feet.
Porker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Sulek is looking to clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL2#
Sulek rushes Porker and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Porker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sulek misses with the combination.
Porker appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Sulek tries to clinch up but Porker circles away and keeps his distance.
Porker throwing a counter right hand but Sulek manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Porter Porker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Samuel Sulek's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Sulek tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Porker swivels and escapes.
A little feinted left hand from Porker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Sulek tries to close the distance and clinch up but Porker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Porker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Sulek shoots in but Porker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sulek tries to close the distance and clinch up but Porker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Sulek changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Porker tries to avoid it but Sulek manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Porker to the ground. Porker escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Porker appears to be looking for a big counter.
Porter Porker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Samuel Sulek.
Sulek tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sulek darts in trying to clinch
and Porker counters with a huge left! Sulek is in big trouble! He's backing up but Porker isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Sulek from any more damage. A dominating finish by Porker!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker retains his super heavyweight title!
Porter Porker tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool. |
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Event:
MMAH 1 - Janus vs Protagon
Date: Dec 08, 2024 |
#R1#
Bauer scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bauer misses with a jab to the body
#KD#
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bauer! Porker lets Bauer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#ROC#Bauer is rocked!#CUT#It looks like Shaun Bauer has been cut.
Bauer scores with a nice right hand.
Bauer is still on wobbly legs! Can Porker finish him?
Bauer throws a looping overhand right but Porker ducks down to avoid it.
Porker seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Bauer seems to have recovered his senses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Porker misses with a double jab
and Bauer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Porker needs to keep his hands up - Bauer had a free shot at his head there.
Porker could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Bauer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bauer swinging wildly here.
Porker is looking to counter the offense by Bauer and move into the clinch.
Bauer connects with a single shot there.#T1#
Bauer ducks under a wild hook from Porker.
Bauer lands with an uppercut that bounces Porker off the cage and back into range.
Bauer thows a left - swing and a miss!
It looked like Porker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bauer lands the left hand.
Shaun Bauer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bauer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Porker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bauer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Porker takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bauer digs a good hook to Porker's body.
Bauer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bauer throws a nice looking combination but Porker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bauer misses with a few strikes there.
#T2#
Bauer lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bauer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bauer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Porker looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bauer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
#KD#
Porker cracks Bauer with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Porker has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Bauer to stand back up!
Bauer looks winded!
Porker slips under a jab from Bauer.
A little feinted left hand from Porker on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bauer keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bauer throws a predictable looking body shot
#KD#
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Bauer! Porker lets Bauer back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Bauer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Porker.
It looked like Porker wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bauer misses with a left hand
and Porker counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Bauer out cold! What a finish! Porker is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker is the new super heavyweight champion!
Porter Porker decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Shaun Bauer stepped up to the mic, saying 'No heart no win'. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 28, 2024 |
#R1#
Porker keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Porker throws a big counter combination but Malis scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Malis misses with the combination.
Malis darts in trying to clinch#KD#
and Porker counters with a crisp right hand that drops Malis! Porker lets Malis back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#CUT#It looks like Bark Malis has been cut.
Malis throws a right and a left that both miss.
Porker is looking for a counter combo.
Malis tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Porker counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Porter Porker!
Porter Porker decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 13, 2024 |
#R1##CL#
Legend has managed to clinch.
Legend misses with some punches.
Legend misses with a hook from the clinch.
Porker blocks an uppercut.
Legend lands a shoulder strike.
Porker is stalling here.
Legend throws a punch but it's blocked by Porker.
Legend working aggressively here.
A short uppercut from Legend.
Legend throws a head punch that misses.
Legend misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Legend.
Porker is trying to maintain a safe position but Legend gets an underhook and turns Porker into the cage.
Legend tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Porker's elbow.
Porker is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Legend scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T1#
Legend has a couple of punches blocked by Porker.
Legend misses with a punch on the inside.
Legend misses with a short punch on the inside.
Legend misses with a punch on the inside.
Legend misses with a punch on the inside.
Porker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Legend misses with a punch on the inside.
Legend misses with a punch to the body.
Porker blocking some punches.
Porker should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Porker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Legend.
Legend lands a hook to the side of the head.
Legend lands with a short punch from the clinch.
#T2#
Legend throws a punch but it's blocked by Porker.
Porker stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Legend has a couple of punches blocked by Porker.
Nice body punch from Legend - that landed with a thud.
Porker looks winded!
Porker tries to stall but Legend uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Legend lands a shoulder strike.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Porker has eaten all the pies!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Legend makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Legend misses with a punch to the body.
Legend lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Legend tries to throw a body punch but Porker avoids it by throwing Legend back against the cage.
Legend has a couple of punches blocked by Porker.
Still in the clinch, Legend scores with a nice short uppercut.#KD#
Legend drops Porker onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Porker is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!#ROC#Porker is rocked!
Legend lands a big right hand! Porker is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Daniel Legend! |
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