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Event:
Just Fights Grand Finale
Date: Mar 21, 2025 |
#R1##TD#
Kataski manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Juice on his heels. He'll look to pass Juice's guard now, I'm sure.#SUB2#
Juice is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kataski is aware though and is defending well.
Kataski has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Juice looking for a guillotine here but Kataski defends easily.
#SUB2#
Juice is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Juice not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Juice wants to control but Kataski passes easily into half guard.
Juice is pressing down on Kataski's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Kataski postures up and lands a big shot to Juice's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juice looking for a sweep. Not yet Juice, not yet. #SUB2#
Juice looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#SUB2#
Juice working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kataski doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kataski manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kataski landing some decent shots from guard. #T1#
Kataski scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kataski content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Kataski is in close to Juice's body, working some short punches and elbows.#SUB2#
Juice is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
Juice is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Kataski is aware though and is defending well.
Kataski postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Kataski postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kataski stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Juice swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kataski trying to control the position from guard on top but Juice is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Kataski trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Kataski trying to control but Juice is working from the bottom. #T2##SUB2#
Juice had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kataski defends it easily.
Kataski landing with the ground and pound. #SUB2#
Juice has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kataski can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Juice escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Kataski gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Kataski drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Juice dives on top into guard.#REVB#
Juice trying to control the position from guard on top but Kataski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3##SUB#
Juice avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Juice looking to pass the guard.
Juice wants to control from the top but Kataski keeps moving.
Juice won't allow Kataski to sweep him here.
Juice wants to pass the guard but Kataski is keeping the position.
Kataski keeping moving, preventing Juice from controlling successfully.
Juice stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kataski swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kataski looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Kataski has control of Juice's left arm, preventing Juice from doing any damage.
Kataski trying to keep a closed guard but Juice is proving a slippery customer.
#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kataski is really struggling to control Juice but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Juice trying to control the position from guard on top but Kataski is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kataski with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Juice can't handle though.
#SUB#
Kataski throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB#
Kataski looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kataski working a defensive guard here.
Juice wants to pass the guard but Kataski is keeping the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Juice wants to control from the top but Kataski keeps moving.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Kai Kataski dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!#R2##TD#
Kataski shoots in and bounces Juice off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Kataski trying to control the position from guard on top but Juice is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kataski working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Kataski postures up.
Juice looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kataski is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Juice looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kataski scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kataski is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kai Kataski overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Juice pulls Kataski in close to his closed guard and prevents Kataski from doing any damage or advancing position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Kataski's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T1#
Kataski pushes down on Juice's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Kataski seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Kataski lands strikes from half guard.
Juice has hold of Kataski's hands but Kataski slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Juice on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound. #SUB2#
Juice is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kataski pulls his head out easily.
Kataski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Juice can do to turn this around?
Juice manages to get to full guard.
Kataski is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Kataski postures up.
Kataski is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T2#
Kataski lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Kataski postures up and lands some nice ground and pound. #ROC#Juice is rocked!
Kataski lands a couple of digs.
Juice is still in real trouble! Can Kataski finish him?
Kataski postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Juice covers up, he's hurt! Kataski keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Kataski and the ref steps in to end the fight! Kataski can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kai Kataski!
Kai Kataski retains his bantamweight title! |
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Event:
Old Man Li Needs His Juice
Date: Mar 08, 2025 |
#R1##TD#
Li decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Juice looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Juice is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Li's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Li's back!#SUB2#
Li is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
#SUB2#
Li is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Li tries to roll but Juice sticks to his back.
Juice is not going to allow Li to sit and survive in this position. #SUB2#
Juice is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Li has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Juice is hanging on to Li's back as he tries to escape.
#T1##SUB2#
Juice patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?#SUB2#
Li is trying to defend against the choke here but Juice has an arm under his chin. This one might not last much longer. Juice Tightens the hold and Li taps out furiously! Juice displays superior BJJ to win the fight.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Beetle Juice!
A very excited looking Beetle Juice made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
Voscamp vs Sama the Weeb
Date: Feb 22, 2025 |
#R1##TD#
Juice looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Juice preventing the sweep. #SUB2#
Prescott is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Juice defends well.#SUB#
Juice is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. #SUB2#
Prescott is looking for a triangle but Juice pushes his legs off easily.
Juice advances position into side control!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Juice looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Prescott is looking for a sweep.#T1##SUB#
Juice working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Juice trying to control the position but Prescott is working away. #SUB#
Juice tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Juice has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Juice is trying to get an arm triangle but Prescott is defending well. #SUB#
Juice tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Prescott tries to improve position but can't. #T2#
Juice is looking to take a break and control but Prescott is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Prescott is trying to control Juice's posture but Juice avoids it.
Prescott is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Juice has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Prescott is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Juice yanks on the arm and Prescott is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Juice.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Beetle Juice!
An out of breath Beetle Juice thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career. |
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Event:
JF 62 - The Dog vs Mr Banzai
Date: Feb 01, 2025 |
#R1#
Viktor stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Viktor wants it to stay on the feet.
Despite the aggression on Viktor's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#TD#
Juice shoots in and gets a takedown into Viktor's guard.
Juice passes Viktor's right leg, so he's now in half guard. #SUB#
Juice is trying to work for a kimura but Viktor is defending well.
Juice is keen to just control but Viktor is a slippery customer.#SUB#
Juice is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Juice is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #SUB#
Juice is working for a kimura but Viktor is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juice controlling the pace. #T1#
Viktor is staying active underneath Juice, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Viktor pushes Juice off looking to stand but Juice dives back in and keeps control.
Viktor tries to roll over but Juice keeps him under control.
Juice prevents Viktor from standing back up.
Juice takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB#
Juice is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
#SUB#
Juice is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Viktor is just riding it out for now. Juice eventually gives up the hold.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Viktor looks like he's trying to stand up.
Juice uses his free foot to push down on Viktor's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Viktor. #T2##SUB#
Juice looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.#SUB#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Juice looking to secure an arm triangle but Viktor defends it well. #SUB#
Juice with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Juice trying to control but Viktor is having none of it.
Viktor is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. #SUB#
Juice working for a submission but Viktor is keeping him at bay. #SUB#
Juice is working for a guillotine from mount but Viktor frees his head quite easily.
#T3##SUB#
Juice is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Viktor is surviving well by controlling Juice's body position as best he can. #SUB#
Juice looking for a guillotine from mount but Viktor is having none of it.
Viktor can't escape the position.
Viktor is still trying to improve position.
Viktor is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Juice trying to control but he's not successful this time. #SUB#
Juice is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Juice!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Beetle Juice!
A very excited looking Beetle Juice made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
Hopkin's Girl Loves Owen Wall
Date: Jan 18, 2025 |
#R1##TD2#
Baetens fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Juice sprawls well initially but Baetens persists and gets the takedown into half guard. #SUB#
Juice actively working from the bottom here.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Baetens in particular looking to stall.
Baetens is thwarting Juice's attempts to control the position.#SUB#
Juice looking for submissions off his back.
Juice is looking to improve his position.
#SUB#
Juice looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Baetens pushes past his half guard into mount!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Juice tries to hold on but Baetens pushes him away.
Juice sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.#SUB#
Juice actively working from the bottom here.#T1##SUB#
Juice actively working from the bottom here.
Juice wants to control but Baetens is keeping busy.
Juice gets full guard.#SUB#
Juice escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Baetens gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Juice has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Baetens can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Baetens trying to control the position from guard on top but Juice is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Baetens advances position into side control!#T2#
Baetens working away.
Juice is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Juice's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Juice is trying to improve his position.
Juice stops Baetens from passing to mount.
Juice tries to improve position but can't.
Juice might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Juice sneaks back into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Juice keeping hold of Baetens's head, controlling as best he can. #SUB#
Juice is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Baetens pulls his head out easily. #T3#
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Baetens connects with a nice short shot to Juice's temple. #SUB#
Juice looking for submissions off his back.
Baetens is thwarting Juice's attempts to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Juice is looking to improve his position.
Baetens looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Juice keeps control of the position for the meantime. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Baetens trying to control the pace.
Baetens wants to control but Juice is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
Baetens is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Juice desperately trying to maintain half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#SUB2#
Baetens is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Juice has managed to free his arm - good work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Juice actively working from the bottom here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Lorenzo Baetens will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2##TD2#
Baetens fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Juice to the ground. Baetens is now in Juice's guard.
Baetens slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #SUB#
Juice working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Baetens doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Baetens manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Juice is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Baetens is aware though and is defending well.
Baetens trying to control the position from guard on top but Juice is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Juice had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Baetens defends it easily.#SUB#
Juice is looking for a triangle but Baetens pushes his legs off easily.
#SUB#
Juice throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#T1##SUB#
Baetens got a little sloppy there for a moment and Juice has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Baetens has managed to get both his arms back between Juice's legs - danger averted.
Baetens missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #SUB#
Juice is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Baetens has his hands clasped together but Juice extends and breaks Baetens's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Juice.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Beetle Juice!
A very excited looking Beetle Juice made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. |
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Event:
JF 49 - Fu Li vs Ortega
Date: Jan 08, 2025 |
#R1#
Juice with a poor takedown
and Banton counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Juice moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#TD#
Banton gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Juice passes Banton's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Banton is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB#
Juice wants to work for an arm triangle but Banton is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Juice is keen to just control but Banton is a slippery customer.
Juice moves nicely into side control. #SUB#
Juice has worked his way into a potential kimura here. Banton is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Juice yanks on the arm and Banton is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Juice.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Beetle Juice!
A victorious Beetle Juice thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. |
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Event:
JF 44 - John Cena vs J. Jacobs
Date: Dec 28, 2024 |
#R1#
Martinez lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Juice shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Martinez to counter with a crisp jab.
Martinez darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Beetle Juice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Martinez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
#TD#
Juice feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Juice trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Juice trying to control but Martinez is working from the bottom.
Juice won't allow Martinez to get back to his feet.
Juice wants to pass the guard but Martinez is keeping the position.#SUB#
Juice is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Juice prevents Martinez from getting back to his feet. #SUB#
Juice thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Martinez keeping moving, preventing Juice from controlling successfully. #T1##SUB#
Juice drops back, looking for a kneebar! Martinez looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Martinez looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Martinez! #REVB#
Juice might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Juice is trying to improve his position.
Juice is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Martinez not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Martinez is pressing down on Juice's thigh, looking to free his foot. Juice is holding on for now. #SUB#
Juice actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Juice is pressing down on Martinez's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.#SUB#
Juice had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Martinez defends it easily.#T2#
Martinez throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Juice preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #SUB#
Juice is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Martinez frees his head nicely. Oh but Juice has switched to an armbar! Martinez is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Beetle Juice!
Our winner, Beetle Juice, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. |
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