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"Allah" Borck Lasagna (362862) - Retired |
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1-2-0 (W-L-D) |
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Wins |
1 (T)KOs (100.00%)
0 Subs (0.00%)
0 Decisions (0.00%) |
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1 (T)KOs (50.00%)
0 Subs (0.00%)
1 Decisions (50.00%) |
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| Song |
كل زول بي زوج&#
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one day Borck decided to make some lasagna and a bunch of muslims came and ate the lasagna. He changed his last name to lasagna and the muslims decided he was the new allah so that explains his nickname. muslims hate macaroni. borck hates macaroni. borck decided to go on a journey to find all the macaroni eaters and beat the shit out of them and he found out that the fighter Chong Jo loves macaroni so Borck decided to eat a bunch of lasagna until he was 300 pounds so he could fight chong jo |
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2024-10-01- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 41 today!
2024-07-08- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 40 today!
2024-04-14- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 39 today!
2024-01-20- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 38 today!
2023-10-27- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 37 today!
2023-08-03- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 36 today!
2023-05-10- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 35 today!
2023-02-14- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 34 today!
2022-11-21- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 33 today!
2022-08-28- Borck Lasagna celebrated his birthday - 32 today!
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