I learned 3 things today 1. I will never lose to another man named Shirley ever again. 2. I still made money and put on a show for the people. 3. That family of crabs living under that tree are being evicted from the pond I can’t have anything remind me of this. (Dec 31, 2023)

Shirley Crabtree You might not be from this planet, but we do things a little different down here in the water. You stand no chance. When I get my fins all over your holy body, I will drag you into deep water and watch the predator become the pray. You will be the first stone in my garden of foes. I've studied your moves, been in your head, swam in your water, and its nothing new to me, not one bit. I'm coming for you. (Dec 09, 2023)