Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: EFFA 165: HW Knockout Final
Date: Jun 11, 2016

#R1#
McDonald tries a low kick but Spong avoids it.
Spong lands with a nice body kick.
McDonald wants to clinch up but Spong keeps it at a distance.
McDonald misses with an uppercut. Spong saw that one coming.#CL2#
McDonald moves into the clinch.
Spong has had enough of the clinch but McDonald keeps him there for the moment.
McDonald trying to control the position but instead, Spong has worked for underhooks and has pushed McDonald into the ropes.
Spong trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Spong.
Spong lands a right hand that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
Spong avoiding damage as McDonald throws knees to the body.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spong missing with knees to the body.
McDonald blocks an uppercut.
Good body shot from McDonald.
Spong has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.#BC#
Spong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McDonald throws a nice inside leg kick.
McDonald lands a jab to the nose.
Spong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#T1#
McDonald ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spong moves away.
McDonald misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spong.
Alistair Spong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spong keeps McDonald at a distance using the push kick.
Spong throws a body kick that misses.
Spong lands with a nice combination. McDonald backs away looking to recover.
McDonald lands a head shot.
Spong misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Spong connects with a jab.
McDonald throws a looping overhand right but Spong ducks down to avoid it.
As McDonald tries to get set, Spong tries to push him back and clinch up but McDonald manages to avoid the attempt.
McDonald's coach down at Vicious Striking was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McDonald's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.#CL#
Spong has managed to clinch.
Spong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McDonald blocks it with crossed arms.
Spong wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Spong misses with a knee strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Spong.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McDonald with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McDonald scores with a shoulder strike. #T2##BC#
Spong's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Spong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McDonald circles away quickly and effectively.
Spong missing with a left hand there. McDonald was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Spong feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to McDonald's calf.
Nice defenses there by McDonald.
A jab from McDonald misses.
Spong slips a jab from McDonald.
Spong's corner calls for a 1-2. Spong obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #CL2#
McDonald has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spong lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #BC2#
McDonald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spong looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Spong scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McDonald takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
McDonald looks winded!
Nice shot lands for Spong.
Spong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McDonald.
Spong went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Spong circles away from the clinch attempt
and Spong counters with a lovely straight right hand!#ROC#
McDonald is rocked!#T3#
McDonald backs away from a small jab... but Spong lunges forward with a huge superman punch! McDonald crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Spong with a spectacular finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Alistair Spong!

Event: Death Squad 309:Heart v Tiny
Date: May 28, 2016

#R1#
Newman misses with a head kick.
Cell is looking to counter with a body kick.
Newman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cell manages to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Cell.
Cell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Cell.
Newman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cell drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Newman throws out the jab.
Cell throwing a counter right hand but Newman manages to avoid it.
Newman tries to clinch up but Cell circles away and keeps his distance.
Cell drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cell connects with a nice looking jab.
Newman throws a leg kick but Cell moved away.
Cell getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Newman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cell's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Newman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cell looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Cell wants to slow Newman down by chopping away at his legs.
Cell lands a nice shot to the body.
Cell throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Newman counters with a nice kick to the body. #T1#
Newman tries to score with a low kick but Cell moves his leg out of the way.
Newman throws a lazy head kick
enabling Cell to counter with a crisp jab.
Cell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cell throws a leg kick but Newman moved away.
Cell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Newman needs to keep his hands up - Cell had a free shot at his head there.
Newman moves out of range as Cell strikes.
Newman throws a big shot that misses.
Cell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Newman manages to avoid it.
Newman is trying to counter with his kicks.
Cell blocks a low kick nicely.
Newman lands with a right hand.
Cell takes a swing at Newman's ribcage but misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Newman. That's going to slow Cell down.
Newman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Newman throws a good cross that connects.
Stem Cell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Newman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Newman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cell is out of range.
Cell swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Newman to counter with a crisp jab.
Newman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Cell displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Newman throws out the jab.
Cell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Newman.
Cell throws a shot from downtown. Newman moves away and avoids it.
Cell thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cell takes a swing at Newman's ribcage but misses.
Cell wants to land a leg kick but Newman is out of range.
Newman ducks under a wild hook from Cell.
Cell thows a leg kick but Newman checks it
and Newman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Newman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cell is out of range.
Cell cracks Newman with a good jab.
Newman throws the kick towards the body but Cell avoids it.#T3#
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cell checks a leg kick.
Cell attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Newman is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Cell escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big right from Cell misses.
Cell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cell throws a shot from downtown. Newman moves away and avoids it.
Cell lands a jab to Newman's midsection.
Cell misses with a wild body shot.
Newman gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Newman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Newman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it. #TD#
Cell manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Newman on his heels. He'll look to pass Newman's guard now, I'm sure.#T4#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cell throwing strikes but missing.
Newman trying to control the position here.
Cell loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cell scoring with punches to the head and body.
Cell in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cell wants to control from the top but Newman keeps moving.
Newman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Stem Cell will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Cell cracks Newman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cell throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Newman sees it coming and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Cell gets tackled into the ropes by Newman. Newman maintains the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cell.
Newman scores with a shot to the side of Cell's head.
Cell misses with a body punch.
Newman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cell blocking some punches.
Cell is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Newman effectively controlling the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newman misses with the head strike.
Cell drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Newman. #T1#
Cell blocking some punches.
Cell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Newman.
Newman blocks a body shot from Cell.
Cell misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cell.
Cell lands a right hand that snaps the head of Newman backwards.
Cell lands an uppercut.
Newman is trying to break free.
Cell content to slow the pace in the clinch. #BC#
Cell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Newman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Newman scores with a hook.
Newman catches Cell with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Newman avoids the body shot from Cell.
Newman is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cell with a body shot.
Cell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Newman momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Cell.
Newman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Newman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cell is out of range.
A slow jab from Cell misses its intended target.
Newman takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Newman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Stem Cell is winning the standup battle so far.
Cell takes one to the chin there.
Cell throws a head kick that half lands. #CUT#
It looks like Paul Newman has been cut.
Cell swings widly with a right hand
and Newman counters with a low kick, right behind Cell 's knee.
Cell scores with a jab.#ROC#
Newman is rocked!
Cell looks for the body kick but Newman saw that one coming.
Newman is still on wobbly legs! Can Cell finish him?
Cell throws a head kick that misses.
Newman seems to have recovered his senses.
Nice jab there from Cell.
Cell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Newman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Cell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Newman manages to avoid it.
It seemed like Newman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.#T3#
Cell throws a big shot that misses.
Newman looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Newman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cell.
Newman keeps Cell at a distance using the push kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Newman.
Nice body punch from Cell.
Cell scores with a shot to the body.
Cell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Newman scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Cell swings for the body but Newman moves out of range.
Newman tries a quick counter leg kick but Cell is wise to it.
A swing and a miss from Cell.
Cell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Newman momentarily.
Cell misses with a right hand
and Newman counters with a solid body kick.
Newman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Cell is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Newman tries to land a front kick but Cell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.#T4#
Newman takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Newman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cell swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cell thuds a left hand into Newman's body.
Newman attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Cell misses with a shot to the body
and Newman counters with a leg kick.
Cell misses with a leg kick.
Cell swings widly with a right hand
letting Newman counter with a right hand.
Cell lands a jab to the head.
Cell on the wrong end of a nice hook.#ROC2#
Cell is rocked!
A jab from Cell misses.
Oh Cell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Newman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cell throws a low kick but Newman avoids it.
Newman is looking to score with low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Stem Cell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Paul Newman's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3#
Cell throws a big shot that misses.
Cell seems to have got his legs back now.
Cell scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Newman takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A chopping leg kick lands by Newman.
Cell lands a slapping body shot.
Cell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Newman scores with a jab to the head.
Newman throws a looping overhand right but Cell ducks down to avoid it.
Cell throws a leg kick but Newman moved away.
Cell fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newman is looking to slow Cell down with leg kicks.
Newman with a jab.
Newman scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.#T1#
Newman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cell's sensitive parts.
Cell takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Newman pivots, looking for a leg kick but Cell is out of range and Newman settles back down.
Cell just misses with a punch to the body.
Cell misses the jab.
Newman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cell scores with a jab.
Cell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Newman moves out of range as Cell strikes.
Nice body kick there by Newman.
Cell fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Newman avoids it really well and circles away.
Cell comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Paul Newman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Cell ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Newman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Newman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Cell connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Newman goes for a double leg but Cell avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as Cell continues to drive forward.
Jab from Newman.
Cell bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Newman's head backwards.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cell. Newman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Newman slips under a jab from Cell.
Newman ducks under a wild hook from Cell.
Newman only half commits to the counter leg kick.#TD#
Cell closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Newman did well to prevent Cell getting side control.
Newman regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Cell.
Cell pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Newman is keeping the position for now. #T3#
Cell wants to control from the top but Newman keeps moving.
Newman keeping full guard, as Cell tries to pass.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Stem Cell is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cell engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Cell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Newman.
Cell throws a shot from downtown. Newman moves away and avoids it.
Cell scores with a nice strike.
Cell slips a jab from Newman.
Newman tries to score with a low kick but Cell moves his leg out of the way.#TD#
Cell gets a takedown into half guard.
Newman won't allow Cell to pass to mount.

And that's the end of the fight!
Stem Cell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Paul Newman!
An out of breath Paul Newman thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Stem Cell had this to say: 'Looks like its time for apoptosis.'.

Event: Death Squad 305:Page v Marcus
Date: May 15, 2016

#R1#
Boromir uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Garfunkel has time to react.#CUT#
It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Boromir missing with a left hand there. Garfunkel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Boromir counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boromir lands a nice looking body shot.
A big right from Boromir misses.
Garfunkel misses with a leg kick.
Boromir swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Boromir loads up on a big right hand but Garfunkel slips the punch.
Garfunkel throws a lazy right hand but Boromir sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boromir appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Boromir throws a body shot but no joy.
Garfunkel with a lazy takedown attempt
and Boromir counters with a nice uppercut.
Garfunkel tries to bum rush Boromir with a series of wild strikes but Boromir uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boromir throws a body shot but no joy.
Boromir throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Garfunkel fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Boromir swings for the body but Garfunkel moves out of range.
We've been told by Boromir's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Garfunkel paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T1#
Garfunkel throws a big shot that misses.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boromir misses the jab.
Garfunkel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garfunkel drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Boromir defends it well.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel feints a counter leg kick.
Captain Boromir is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garfunkel scores with the left hand. Boromir knows he should have avoided that one.
Boromir's jab looks to have found its range, popping Garfunkel under the eye.
Nice defenses there by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to clinch up.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Boromir.
Garfunkel misses with a looping left.
Boromir bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Garfunkel's head backwards.
Garfunkel is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Donk. Garfunkel catches Boromir right on the button with a cross.
Boromir misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garfunkel.
A jab from Boromir does it's job there.#CUT#
That has opened up Frank Garfunkel's cut even more.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garfunkel tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Boromir manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Boromir wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.#T2#
A jab lands there for Garfunkel.
Boromir just misses with a punch to the body.
Boromir missing with a left hand there. Garfunkel was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garfunkel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Boromir. That did some damage!
Garfunkel looks to score with a jab to the body but Boromir is just out of range.
Garfunkel ducks under a wild hook from Boromir.
Boromir jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boromir swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little jabbing left from Garfunkel on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boromir misses with a hook. Garfunkel ducked under it nicely.
Boromir throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garfunkel counters with a straight right hand.
Boromir misses the shot to the body.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut
and Boromir counters with a straight right hand.
Boromir scores with a jab to the jaw.
Garfunkel gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Boromir.
Garfunkel slips under a jab.#T3#
Nice shot by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut. Boromir saw that one coming.
Boromir is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Boromir lands with a nice body punch. #TD2#
Garfunkel feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Boromir working a defensive guard here.
Garfunkel engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Boromir trying to control the position here.
Garfunkel lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Garfunkel works over Boromir with some ground and pound from guard.
Boromir pulls Garfunkel in close to his closed guard and prevents Garfunkel from doing any damage or advancing position.#T4#
Boromir lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##SUB2#
Garfunkel working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Boromir has passed into half guard!
Well, if Boromir is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Garfunkel slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boromir trying to control the position from guard on top but Garfunkel is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Boromir dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Boromir walks into a jab.
Garfunkel connects with a right hand. Boromir shakes it off.
Garfunkel has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Garfunkel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Garfunkel walks into a left hand.
Boromir cracks Garfunkel with an open hand slap.
Boromir ducks under a wild hook from Garfunkel.#CL2#
Garfunkel clinches.
Garfunkel throws a punch but it's blocked by Boromir.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boromir tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Garfunkel takes a shot to the head. #CUT#
The cut above Frank Garfunkel's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Boromir throws a head punch that misses.
Boromir tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Garfunkel misses with a punch on the inside.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Boromir lands with a right to the head.
Garfunkel can't find room to land a body shot as Boromir controls the action.
Boromir has a couple of punches blocked by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Boromir swings wildly with an uppercut but Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Garfunkel is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Boromir is defending well.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Garfunkel.
Boromir misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Garfunkel creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Boromir blocking some punches.
Boromir misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Garfunkel fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Garfunkel.
Garfunkel working aggressively here.
Boromir fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Garfunkel looking to stall. #T2#
Garfunkel tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Garfunkel swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Garfunkel lands on the inside with an uppercut. #TD2#
Garfunkel is trying to trip Boromir. He has hold of a leg but Boromir is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Garfunkel persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garfunkel postures up.
Boromir wants to sweep but no luck.
Boromir looking to control but Garfunkel passes into half guard.
Boromir is pressing down on Garfunkel's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Boromir is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Boromir is looking to take a break and control but Garfunkel is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Garfunkel is looking to improve his position. #T3#
Boromir is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Boromir wants to control the pace but Garfunkel is squirming around nicely.
Garfunkel sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Boromir wants to take a breather but Garfunkel is having none of it.
Boromir controlling the pace.
Boromir wants to take a breather but Garfunkel is having none of it. #T4##SUB2#
Garfunkel has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Boromir escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Boromir!
Garfunkel is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Boromir's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#SUB2#
Garfunkel looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boromir trying to control from half guard but Garfunkel is working away.
Boromir controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Captain Boromir will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
That's time! Boromir's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A shot to the liver by Boromir. Beautiful body shot.
Good exchange - Garfunkel coming out on top.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Boromir.
Garfunkel uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boromir.
Garfunkel scores with a nice strike.
Garfunkel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Garfunkel blocks a jab.
Garfunkel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel walks into a stiff left hand from Boromir.
Garfunkel tries a low kick but Boromir avoids it.
Boromir misses with an uppercut. Garfunkel saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Garfunkel! But no joy.
Nice defenses there by Garfunkel.
Boromir misses with a body shot. #T1#
Boromir takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
A nice inside leg kick there by Garfunkel. That's going to slow Boromir down.
Boromir stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Boromir takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Boromir misses.
Boromir throws a jab but it's blocked by Garfunkel.
Boromir smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Captain Boromir is winning the standup battle so far.
Garfunkel throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Boromir to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT#
Frank Garfunkel's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Garfunkel bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Boromir's head.
A slow jab from Boromir misses its intended target.
Garfunkel ducks under a wild hook from Boromir.
Boromir blocks a jab.
Boromir is looking to counter punch.
Boromir stuffs the takedown attempt from Garfunkel. Garfunkel gets slowly back to his feet.
Garfunkel takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Frank Garfunkel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Garfunkel with a hook.
Garfunkel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Boromir throws out the jab.
Boromir is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Garfunkel can do to turn this around?
Garfunkel uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boromir.
Boromir misses with a looping right.
Boromir throws an overhand right that lands on Garfunkel's shoulder, as Garfunkel tries to avoid the shot.
Garfunkel fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Boromir looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Boromir misses with a body shot.
Garfunkel throws an overhand right that lands on Boromir's shoulder, as Boromir tries to avoid the shot.
Garfunkel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Boromir moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boromir is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Boromir checks the leg kick nicely there.
Garfunkel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garfunkel cracks a nice hook into Boromir's ribs.#T3#
Boromir misses with a double jab
letting Garfunkel counter with a right hand.
Garfunkel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Boromir checks a leg kick.
Garfunkel throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boromir moves out of range as Garfunkel strikes.
Boromir slips a straight right by Garfunkel.
Boromir swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
No joy there for Garfunkel, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Boromir lands a right hook to the body.
Garfunkel scores with the left hand. Boromir knows he should have avoided that one.
Boromir lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Garfunkel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Captain Boromir!
Captain Boromir thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: EFFA 161: Green vs Siko
Date: May 13, 2016

#R1#
A jab lands there for McDonald.
McDonald tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Son paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McDonald throws out a leg kick but Son moves out of range and McDonald only half commits.
Son throwing a counter right hand but McDonald manages to avoid it.
Son throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McDonald throws a low kick but it's checked well by Son.
The fight stays on the outside here - McDonald looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Son throws a looping overhand right but McDonald ducks down to avoid it.
Ronald McDonald seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from McDonald finds it's way through Son's defenses.
Son misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McDonald.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDonald cracks Son with an open hand slap.#CL2#
McDonald gets a clinch.
McDonald scores with a knee to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Dam Son has been cut.
Son tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McDonald avoids it.
Son lands a knee to the head. #T1#
Son looking to stall.
McDonald lands with a light punch inside.
Son throws a punch but it's blocked by McDonald.
Son looking to throw knees to the head but McDonald is blocking nicely.
Son looking to stall.
Son using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McDonald has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Son trying to stall but McDonald improves his position.
Son is looking to control McDonald's arms but McDonald gets an underhook and turns him. Now Son has his back to the ropes.
A hook to the body from McDonald.
Son is breathing heavily.
McDonald misses with a knee to the head.
Son is looking to break free of the clinch but McDonald has double underhooks.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Son tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McDonald avoids it.
Our sources have told us that Son has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
A knee to the head by McDonald.
McDonald with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
McDonald gets through Son's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Son tries to land a knee to the head but misses. #T2#
McDonald tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Son's elbow.
Son wants to break free but McDonald has control.
Son presses McDonald against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Son with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McDonald with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McDonald is looking to control Son's arms but Son gets an underhook and turns him. Now McDonald has his back to the ropes.
McDonald goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald misses with the head strike.
Still in the clinch, McDonald scores with a nice short uppercut.
A knee to the head by McDonald.
Son is looking to control McDonald's arms but McDonald gets an underhook and turns him. Now Son has his back to the ropes.
Son throws a head punch that misses.
McDonald digs a right hand underneath Son's ribcage. Son let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McDonald pressing his opponent against the ropes.
McDonald is trying to stall.
Son tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T3#
Son is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Son blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A short right from McDonald on the inside.
Son misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Son.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Son creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Son on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McDonald scores with a nice hook to the head.
McDonald misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Son tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Son on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Son lands with a right to the head.
Son with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Son's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
McDonald is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Son is defending well for now.#T4#
McDonald blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Son misses with some punches. #BC#
Son pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by McDonald. That's going to slow Son down.
McDonald misses with a hook.
Son is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
McDonald throws a leg kick which misses Son's front leg but catches the back leg as Son tries to avoid it.
McDonald is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
McDonald throws out a powerful jab.
Son throws a leg kick
and McDonald counters with a three punch combo that has Son backing up. Son nods at McDonald to acknowledge the strikes.
Son throws out a leg kick but McDonald moves out of range and Son only half commits.
Son checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A counter left hand to the body from Son misses its target.
Son throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McDonald sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McDonald connects with a looping right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dam Son's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
McDonald moves into the clinch successfully.
McDonald scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Son missing with knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from McDonald.
Son misses with some punches.
Son has a couple of punches blocked by McDonald.
McDonald landing knees to the head.
Son has McDonald pushed against the ropes.
McDonald tries a body shot but Son blocks it.
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Son avoids it.
McDonald scores a nice knee to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McDonald gets through Son's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
McDonald tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Son lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McDonald backwards.
Son tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for McDonald. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
McDonald lands a body punch in the clinch.
McDonald has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A knee to the head by McDonald. #T1#
McDonald is trying to maintain a safe position but Son gets an underhook and turns McDonald into the ropes.#BC2#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
McDonald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McDonald.
Son chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McDonald can pounce on him.
Son gets cracked there but stands up to it.
McDonald lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McDonald jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
McDonald lands with a right hand.
McDonald keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Son.
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick from Son.
McDonald tries to clinch but Son is having none of it.
A lazy body kick from McDonald
and Son connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
McDonald jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McDonald has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
McDonald connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Son momentarily.
McDonald blocks a head kick by Son.
McDonald is trying to counter with his kicks.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Son misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McDonald counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL2#
McDonald closes the distance and clinches.
McDonald letting Son take a breather here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Son as McDonald tries to tie him up.
McDonald crunches a lovely knee into Son's ribcage.
McDonald with a knee to the head.
Son with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knees to the body from McDonald.
McDonald stalling the fight.
Knees to the body from McDonald. #T3#
McDonald struggles to land a body shot inside as Son controls his hands.
Son takes a shot to the head.
Son on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McDonald lands a knee to the body.
Ronald McDonald seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
McDonald is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McDonald lands a nice uppercut.
McDonald lands a right hand.
Son's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McDonald looking to throw knees to the head but Son is blocking nicely.
McDonald scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Son trying to stall but McDonald improves his position.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
Son is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Maybe Son would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.#T4#
Son fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Son lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McDonald utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McDonald unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McDonald works on Son's body with a couple of short punches.
McDonald connects with a knee to the head.
McDonald stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McDonald lands with a left to the head. #BC2#
McDonald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ronald McDonald seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Son on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McDonald lands a nice leg kick that just misses Son's sensitive parts.
A jab from McDonald does it's job there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ronald McDonald showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Dam Son's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
McDonald doesn't manage to clinch there - Son circles away.
Son throws a head kick that misses.
McDonald connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A looping hook to the body misses from McDonald. Son does a little dance to reset his feet.
Son throws a big counter combination but McDonald scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
McDonald is looking to slow Son down with leg kicks.
McDonald misses with an uppercut
and Son counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McDonald thinking.
McDonald punishes Son's body with a nice straight punch.
Son uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
McDonald closes the distance and pushes Son back into the ropes.
Son doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McDonald working Son over with knees to the body.
Son connects with a knee to the head.
Son looking to slow down the pace here.
Son is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
McDonald tries to throw a body punch but Son avoids it by throwing McDonald back against the ropes.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McDonald lands a knee to the body. #BC2#
McDonald's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some wild striking there from McDonald. #CL2#
McDonald gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Son has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McDonald lands a left hand. #BC2#
McDonald pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Son on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McDonald scores with a crisp jab that stopped Son in his tracks.
Dam Son has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Son drops his hands momentarily and McDonald takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
McDonald misses with a right hand
and Son counters with a slapping leg kick.
Son staying out of range there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McDonald checks the leg kick nicely there.
McDonald throws a body punch but Son moves out of range.
McDonald tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Son was well out of range. Poor timing from McDonald.
Son throws a counter high kick but McDonald was just alert enough to avoid it.#CL2#
McDonald clinches with his opponent.
McDonald throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
McDonald with a knee to the head.
A short body shot lands from McDonald as the two fighters clinch.
Son takes a knee right on the jaw!
McDonald stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T3#
McDonald tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Son avoids it.
Son with a knee to the head.
McDonald cracks Son with a nice body shot.
McDonald cracks Son with a nice body shot.
McDonald lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McDonald landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McDonald throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Son blocks it with crossed arms.
Son tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ronald McDonald is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Son on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Son fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McDonald is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Son looking to slow down the pace here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McDonald.
A short right from McDonald.
Son doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #T4#
McDonald lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Son misses with a knee strike.
McDonald lands a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McDonald is working Son over against the ropes.
Son throws a knee to the head but misses.
Son tries to stall but McDonald uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The referee calls for McDonald to work.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McDonald obliges.
Son looking to stall.
Son takes a knee to the side of the body. #BC2#
McDonald breaks from the clinch.
Left hook, right uppercut from McDonald.
McDonald scores with a hook.#CL2#
Son tries to keep at a distance but McDonald has taken the fight into the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ronald McDonald comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McDonald has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ronald McDonald!
Ronald McDonald thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Death Squad 302:Paul v Page
Date: May 07, 2016

#R1#
Page will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Newman throws a counter high kick but Page was just alert enough to avoid it.
Page connects with a nice looking jab.
Page looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Page bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Page lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Page uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Newman.
Page throws out a counter right but Newman avoids it with no problem.
Page tried to score with a low kick but Newman checks it.
Page ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Page scores with a leg kick.
Page fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Newman manages to avoid it.
Newman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Page's calf.
Page looks to score with a jab to the body but Newman is just out of range.
A jab from Page misses. #T1#
Page throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Newman tries to move into range but Page moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Page jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Newman moves out of range of the body kick.
Newman lands a nice looking body kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Page.
Page slips a straight right by Newman.
Newman throws a right hand that misses
and Page counters with a good low kick that Newman was not able to check.
Newman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Newman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Page's sensitive parts.
Newman throws the kick towards the body but Page avoids it.
Newman throws a body kick that misses.
A slow jab from Page misses its intended target.
Page punishes Newman's body with a nice straight punch.#T2#
A good leg kick by Newman.
Newman throws the left hand but Page avoids the punch easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Newman tries to land a leg kick but Page saw it coming and moves away.
That kick from Page tenderised Newman's leg. Newman is trying to keep his angry face on.
Page scoring well with a low kick there.
A jab from Newman finds it's way through Page's defenses.
Page throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Newman on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Page. Page obviously looking to wear him down.
Page scores with a kick to the body.
Newman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Page looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Newman avoids the body shot from Page.
Page tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Newman is able to avoid easily.
Newman throws a big counter combination but Page scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Newman lands with an overhand left.
Paul Newman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T3#
Newman throws a leg kick but Page sees it coming and moves out of range.
Newman missing with a left hand there. Page was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Page misses with a low kick.
Newman looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Newman connects with a solid leg kick.
Newman lands with a good body shot.
Newman slips under a jab from Page.
Newman motions for Page to come forward. Newman throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Page was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Page thuds a left hand into Newman's body.
Page misses with a lunging right hand
and Newman counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Page throws a poor cross that misses
and Page takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A punch lands to the side of Page 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Newman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Page checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Page only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Page swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dennis Page is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T4#
Page wants to clinch
and Newman counters with a one-two to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by Page.
Newman throws a leg kick but Page sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Page has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Newman.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Newman.
Newman's jab looks to have found its range, popping Page under the eye.
Page throws a jab when Newman was well out of range.
Page cracks the inside of Newman's front leg.
Newman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Newman misses with an uppercut. Page saw that one coming.
Newman uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Page.
Newman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Newman throws a body shot but no joy.
Newman backing away here, and Page unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Newman throws a poor cross that misses
and Page counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Dennis Page will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Newman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #CL#
Newman gets a clinch.
Page misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Page.
Newman working hard to break the clinch.
Page struggles to land a body shot inside as Newman controls his hands.
Newman letting Page take a breather here.
Newman tries to work over Page's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Page.
Page lands with a right to the head.
Page swings away with an uppercut that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Page lands with a left to the head.
Page can't find room to land a body shot as Newman controls the action.
Newman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Page tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Newman's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Newman.
Page misses with a body punch.
Newman misses with a hook from the clinch. #T1#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Page creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Page misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Page blocking some punches.
Page softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Newman leaning against his opponent. #BC2#
Page breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Page uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Newman.
And Page responds with a good body kick, but Newman manages to step out the way in time.
Page takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Page uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Newman takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Page throws a low kick, looking for Newman's leg but Newman calmly moves out of range.
Newman connects with a crisp jab.
Page throws a big shot that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Page. Newman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Newman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Newman swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Page connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Page scores with a push kick.
Page throws a hook but Newman avoids it easily.
Newman throws a quick counter kick to the body but Page avoids it.
Page has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Newman throws a front kick aimed at Page's knee but Page avoids it well.
Newman is looking to slow Page down with leg kicks.
Page smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice straight punches there by Page. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Page.
Page scores with a spinning back kick!
Page misses with a straight right.
Page throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Crunch! Newman slams his shin into Page's torso.
Page throws a body kick that misses.
Newman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Page displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Newman. #T3#
Page lands a right hook to the body.
Newman misses with a low kick.
Page moves forwards but Newman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Page wants to slow Newman down by chopping away at his legs.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Newman.
Newman tries to move into range but Page moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dennis Page seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Newman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Page counters with a leg kick.
Newman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Page.
Newman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Page keeps the fight on the outside.#T4#
Page stuns Newman with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Newman looks for the body kick but Page saw that one coming.
Page takes one to the chin there.
Newman lands with a nice combination. Page backs away looking to recover.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Page throws a lazy uppercut
and Newman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Newman feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pages jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Page looks to land a left hand but Newman moved out of range nicely.
Page throws an overhand right that lands on Newman's shoulder, as Newman tries to avoid the shot.
Newman takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Page misses with a looping left.
Page throws a jab but it's blocked by Newman.
Page throws a looping overhand right but Newman ducks down to avoid it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Newman scores with a kick to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dennis Page showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R3#
Newman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Page at a distance.
Page looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Page scores with a hook to the body. Newman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Newman throws a lazy right hand but Page sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Newman lands a nice hook to Page's body. Page takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Newman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Page misses the target.
Newman throws out a loose jab but Page uses good head movement to avoid it.
Page walks into a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newman fakes the leg kick and cracks Page in the body.
A shot to the liver by Newman. Beautiful body shot.
Page staying out of range there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Page throws a big shot that misses.#T1#
Newman connects with a body shot that sends Page's belly button to the back.
Nice shot lands for Page.
Newman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Newman fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Page.
Newman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Page feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Newmans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Page swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Page scores with a push kick.
Newman lands a leg kick that knocks Page off balance momentarily.
Newman cracks Page with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Newman looks to land a combination but Page avoids it well.
Page is looking to land body kicks.#T2#
Newman scores with a leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Page throws the left hand but Newman avoids the punch easily.
Page lands a jab to Newman's midsection.
Newman ducks under a wild hook from Page.
Page thuds his shin into the meat of Newman's side.
Newman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Newman's corner calls for a 1-2. Newman obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Page scores with a hook to the body. Newman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Page tries to work over Newman's front leg with a kick but Newman checks it.
Page has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Newman.
Decent striking displayed by Page there.
Page misses with a double jab.
Newman moves in looking to clinch but Page pushes him off.
Newman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.#T3#
Good leg kick by Newman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Page works the jab nicely.
Page misses with a jab to the body
and Newman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Page cracks Newman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Page lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Page misses with a lunging right hand
and Newman counters with a stiff right hand.
Page throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Page tries to score with a low kick but Newman moves his leg out of the way.
An attempted straight right counter from Newman misses the target.
Newman lands with a right hand.
Page misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Newman.
Newman connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Page momentarily. #ROC#
Page is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Newman checks a leg kick.
Page is still on wobbly legs! Can Newman finish him?#T4#
Page bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Newman's head.
Page seems to have recovered his senses.#CL#
Newman clinches with his opponent.
A right handed body shot lands from Newman.
Page blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Page's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC#
Newman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Page fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Newman looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Newman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Page throws a nice looking combination but Newman bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Newman blocks a head kick by Page.
Newman moves out of range of the body kick.
Page takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Newman throws a lazy right hand but Page sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Paul Newman did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Newman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
That kick from Newman tenderised Page's leg. Page is trying to keep his angry face on.
A clash of legs there as Page blocks the low kick.
Newman moves away from the strike by Page. #TD#
Newman is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Page's half guard.
Page is looking to improve his position.
Page is looking to control Newman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Page avoid being mounted?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Page regains full guard. Nicely done.
Page is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#T1#
Newman wants to control from the top but Page keeps moving.
Newman looking to sit in guard and control but Page gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Page accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Newman trying to control the position.
Page stays in close to Newman's body and controls the position.
Newman wants to sweep here but Page controlling him for the moment. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Page is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Page trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Page throws a big elbow that misses.
Page throws a big right hand that misses. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Page misses with a combination
and Newman counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #T3#
Page moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Page lands a head shot.
Page lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Newman tries to close the distance and clinch but Page swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Page checks a low kick from Newman.
Page wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Page throws the kick towards the body but Newman avoids it.
Page misses with a wild body shot.
Page tries to land a front kick but Newman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Newman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Page stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Newman.#T4#
Newman drops his hands momentarily and Page takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Newman tries to score with a low kick but Page moves his leg out of the way.
Page throws a half hearted mid kick.
Page digs a good hook to Newman's body.
Nice defenses there by Newman.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Page throws a sloppy head kick
and Page takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Newman scores with a nice strike.
Page throws a body shot but no joy.
Page thows a body kick. Newman tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Page ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Page avoids the head kick by Newman.
Page tries a quick counter leg kick but Newman is wise to it.
Page missing with a left hand there. Newman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dennis Page dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Newman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R5#
Page delivers a nice body kick.
Page digs a good hook to Newman's body.
A lazy body kick from Newman
letting Page counter with a right hand.
Page throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Page!
Page throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Newman on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Page lands a right hook to the body.
Page keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Page on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Page has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Page keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Newman.
Newman moves out of range of the body kick.
Newman does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Newman slips a jab from Page.
Newman tries to counter with a takedown but Page is quick to defend against it.#T1#
Page misses with a straight left.
Newman cracks Page with an open hand slap.
Page throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As Page backs away, Newman returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Page misses with a looping right.
Newman was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Newman misses with a wild body shot.
Page swings for the body but Newman moves out of range.
Newman lands a leg kick that knocks Page off balance momentarily.
Page is looking to slow Newman down with leg kicks.
Newman is looking to slow Page down with leg kicks.
Page keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Page is looking for the big counter here.
Newman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Page now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Page lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Paul Newman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2##TD#
Newman scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Newman drops an elbow to the side of Page's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Page is trying to maintain the position but Newman is very close to passing his half guard.
Page is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Newman is staying active.
Page preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. #SUB#
Newman is working for a submission of some sort.
Newman trying to control from half guard but Page is working away. #T3#
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Page is looking to improve his position.
Newman looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Newman thows a huge punch but Page dodges it nicely. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Newman.
Page scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Newman uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Page tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Newman is able to avoid easily.#CL#
Newman moves into the clinch successfully.
Page blocks a body shot from Newman.
Newman blocks a body shot from Page.
Newman taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Newman misses with the head strike.
Page pushes Newman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Page dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Newman struggles to land a body shot inside as Page controls his hands.
Newman prevents a body shot from Page.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Paul Newman.
I think Page has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 47:48
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 47:48
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dennis Page! Dennis Page retains his featherweight title!
Dennis Page took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'WAR PIKEY'.

Event: Death Squad 301:Offley v Heart
Date: May 01, 2016

#R1#
Singh scores with a spinning back kick!
Garfunkel missing with a left hand there. Singh was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Singh works Garfunkel's body with a nice hook.
Singh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Singh staying out of range there.
Garfunkel lands a jab to the head.
Good leg kick by Garfunkel there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Singh keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Singh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Garfunkel throws a right hand that misses
and Singh counters with a body kick.
Good exchange - Garfunkel coming out on top.
Singh throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Garfunkel scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Garfunkel swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Singh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Garfunkel misses with a low kick.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Singh throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Singh throws a leg kick
and Garfunkel counters with a nice uppercut. #T1#
Singh is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel tries to land a leg kick but Singh saw it coming and moves away.
Singh thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Garfunkel if he has to take too many more of those.
Singh throws a low kick but Garfunkel avoids it.
Singh misses with a left hand
and Garfunkel counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A big right from Garfunkel misses.
Singh throws a nice outside leg kick.
Singh throws a jab when Garfunkel was well out of range.
Garfunkel connects with a solid leg kick.
Garfunkel throws a combination that misses
and Singh counters with a good low kick that Garfunkel was not able to check.
Singh takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Singh lands a nice looking body kick.
Garfunkel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Garfunkel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Singh swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Singh throwing a counter right hand but Garfunkel manages to avoid it.#T2#
Garfunkel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Singh was well out of range. Poor timing from Garfunkel.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Singh throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
And Garfunkel tries to counter it with a takedown but Singh pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Singh misses the shot to the body.
Garfunkel takes a swing at Singh's ribcage but misses.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick
letting Singh counter with a right hand.
Singh jabs at Garfunkel's body.#TD2#
Singh gets caught flat footed, as Garfunkel shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Garfunkel won't allow Singh to sweep him here.
Singh is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Garfunkel content to stall in guard here.
Singh keeping moving, preventing Garfunkel from controlling successfully. #T3#
Singh has his hands on Garfunkel's head, controlling the position.
Singh preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Singh tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Garfunkel content to stall in guard here. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Singh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Garfunkel checks it well.
Arshnoor Singh is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick
and Singh makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Garfunkel scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A big right from Garfunkel misses.
Singh tries a head kick but it misses.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Garfunkel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #T4#
Garfunkel doesn't manage to clinch there - Singh circles away.
As Garfunkel backs away, Singh returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Singh looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Garfunkel misses with a left hand
and Singh counters with a low kick, right behind Garfunkel 's knee.
Singh takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
Garfunkel dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Garfunkel connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Singh momentarily. #CUT2#
It looks like Arshnoor Singh has been cut.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut. Singh saw that one coming.
Singh takes a swing at Garfunkel's ribcage but misses.
Garfunkel cracks Singh with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garfunkel misses with a right hand
and Singh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Garfunkel is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Singh stuns Garfunkel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Singh really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Garfunkel takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Garfunkel shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Singh counters with a nice uppercut.
Singh feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Garfunkel's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Arshnoor Singh will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Arshnoor Singh's cut.
That's time! Singh's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Singh connects with a right hand. Garfunkel shakes it off.
Singh throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Garfunkel is looking to chop away at Singh's legs.
Garfunkel lands a nice looking body shot.
Garfunkel avoids the body shot from Singh.
Singh tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Garfunkel swings widly with a right hand
and Singh counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Garfunkel.
Garfunkel throws a body shot but no joy.
Singh swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Both fighters circling a little - Singh finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Singh shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Singh misses with a wild body shot.
Garfunkel misses with a left hand
and Singh counters with a slapping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Singh displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Garfunkel throws out the jab. #T1#
Garfunkel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Garfunkel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Singh has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Singh and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Garfunkel motions for Singh to come forward. Garfunkel throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Arshnoor Singh is winning the standup battle so far.
Garfunkel on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Singh. Singh obviously looking to wear him down.
Singh takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Garfunkel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Singh staying out of range there.
Garfunkel misses with a lunging right hand
and Singh counters with a low kick, right behind Garfunkel 's knee.
Garfunkel throws a good cross that connects.
Singh misses with a wild body shot.
Garfunkel's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Garfunkel misses with a right hand
and Singh counters with a nice leg kick.
A punch lands to the side of Garfunkel 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Garfunkel lands a glancing blow to the side of Singh's head.
Garfunkel tests Singh's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Garfunkel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Singh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Singh appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Singh finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Singh thuds his right hand into Garfunkel's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A lazy left from Garfunkel finds it's target.
Garfunkel takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Good leg kick by Garfunkel there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Garfunkel slips under a jab from Singh.
Singh misses with a wild body shot.
Despite the aggression on Garfunkel's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Garfunkel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Garfunkel misses.
Singh on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A looping hook to the body misses from Singh. Garfunkel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Singh throws a half hearted mid kick.
Garfunkel throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Singh counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Singh takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Garfunkel throws a lazy right hand but Singh sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Singh is looking to counter with a body kick.
Singh lands a body shot.
Garfunkel misses with a leg kick.
Singh looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Garfunkel throws a counter combo.
Singh misses with a low kick as Garfunkel jumps back.
Singh lands with a straight right. Garfunkel didn't see that one coming.
Singh defending well as Garfunkel loads up on a big left hand.
Garfunkel connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Garfunkel has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Singh.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Garfunkel, as that shot connected.
Garfunkel defending well as Singh loads up on a big left hand.
Garfunkel rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Singh counters with a nice body shot.
Singh throws a nice inside leg kick.
Garfunkel throws an off balance right hand
and Singh counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Garfunkel thinking. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Singh lands a right hook to the body.
Singh tried to score with a low kick but Garfunkel checks it.
Garfunkel slips a straight right by Singh.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Garfunkel! But no joy.
Singh looks to score with a jab to the body but Garfunkel is just out of range.
Garfunkel throws out a counter right but Singh avoids it with no problem.
Singh moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Singh with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Singh moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Singh turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Singh throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Singh takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#TD2#
Garfunkel shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Garfunkel working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Singh's thigh. Singh counters though and makes it back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Arshnoor Singh dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Garfunkel looks to land a left hand but Singh moved out of range nicely.
Singh throws a body shot but no joy.
Singh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Singh throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Singh takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Garfunkel swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Singh counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Singh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Garfunkel changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#TD2#
Garfunkel bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Garfunkel in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Singh regains half guard, as Garfunkel was trying to land strikes.
Singh is trying to stand back up but Garfunkel is controlling him
Garfunkel throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. #T1#
Garfunkel trying to control the action but Singh is working from the bottom.
Garfunkel missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Garfunkel stalling away here and it's allowed Singh to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Singh is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Garfunkel is controlling him.
Garfunkel trying to control the position from guard on top but Singh is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Garfunkel postures up in Singh's guard and throws a big left but Singh blocks it.
Garfunkel throws a big right hand that misses.
Garfunkel wants to control from the top but Singh keeps moving.
Frank Garfunkel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Arshnoor Singh is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Singh looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Garfunkel connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Singh momentarily.
Garfunkel takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Garfunkel throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Singh scoring well with a low kick there.
Singh attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Garfunkel swings away with a body shot that misses
and Singh makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Singh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A shot to the liver by Singh. Beautiful body shot.
Garfunkel is looking to slow Singh down with leg kicks. #T3#
Singh connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Garfunkel's corner calls for a 1-2. Garfunkel obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Garfunkel misses with an uppercut
letting Singh counter with a right hand.
Singh just misses with a punch to the body.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick
enabling Singh to counter with a crisp jab.
Garfunkel throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Singh cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Singh lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A good leg kick by Singh.
A good leg kick by Singh.
Garfunkel looks to land a left hand but Singh moved out of range nicely.
Singh misses with a low kick as Garfunkel jumps back.
Garfunkel keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Singh uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garfunkel.#T4#
Singh ducks under a wild hook from Garfunkel.
Singh lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Singh fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Garfunkel looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Garfunkel lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Singh has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Singh and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Singh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Garfunkel was well out of range. Poor timing from Singh.
An inside leg kick lands from Singh.
Garfunkel misses with a left hand
and Garfunkel takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Singh has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Singh checks a low kick from Garfunkel.
Singh tried to counter with a leg kick but Garfunkel avoided it.
Singh is looking to wear down Garfunkel with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Garfunkel throws an off balance right hand
and Singh counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Singh punishes Garfunkel's body with a nice straight punch.
Garfunkel gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Garfunkel slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#ROC2#
Singh is rocked!

And that's the end of the fight!
Arshnoor Singh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Singh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Arshnoor Singh!
After winning the bout, Arshnoor Singh thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Death Squad 298:Konrad v F'gus
Date: Apr 23, 2016

#R1#
Newman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jackson.
Jackson lands with a cross.
Sloppy strikes from Jackson. Those never looked like landing.
Newman looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Jackson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jackson.
Jackson scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jackson throws a chopping leg kick but Newman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Newman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jackson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Nice jab there from Jackson.
Jackson walks into a jab.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson throws a body punch but Newman moves out of range.
Jackson throws a shot from downtown. Newman moves away and avoids it.#CL#
Jackson moves into the clinch.
Newman throws a head punch that misses.
Jackson throws a head punch that misses.
Jackson lands a hook that snaps the head of Newman backwards.
Jackson throws a head punch that misses. #T1#
Jackson blocks an uppercut.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jackson misses with the head strike.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Jackson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Newman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Newman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jackson.
Newman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Newman working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Still in the clinch, Newman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jackson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jackson throws a punch but it's blocked by Newman.
Newman throws a head punch that misses.
Newman misses with the head strike.
Newman scores with a hook to the body.
Newman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jackson backwards.
Newman is trying to break the clinch but Jackson is controlling him.
A right hook to the body lands for Newman.
Newman misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackson misses with some punches.
Newman lands with a light punch inside.
Newman lands a shoulder strike. #T2#
Jackson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Newman's efforts to push away.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Newman.
Jackson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the ropes.
Newman scores with a shoulder strike.
Jackson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Newman throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Newman.
Jackson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jackson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jackson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Newman misses with some punches.
Newman lands a shoulder strike.
Jackson lands a hook that snaps the head of Newman backwards.
Jackson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jackson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Newman.
Newman misses with a punch on the inside.
Jackson misses with some punches. #T3#
Jackson misses with a punch on the inside.
Jackson stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Newman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short right from Jackson.
Jackson digs a right hand into Newman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Newman's gas tank.
Jackson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Newman gets through Jackson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Newman is trying to maintain a safe position but Jackson gets an underhook and turns Newman into the ropes.
Jackson stalling in the clinch.
Jackson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Newman prevents a body shot from Jackson.
A short body shot lands from Newman as the two fighters clinch.
Newman working aggressively here.
Newman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jackson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jackson blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Newman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Newman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jackson lands with an uppercut that bounces Newman off the ropes and back into range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson misses with a hook
and Newman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T4#
Newman scores with a nice right hand.
Jackson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Newman was well out of range. Poor timing from Jackson.
Newman lands a glancing blow to the side of Jackson's head.
Newman is looking to slow Jackson down with leg kicks.
Newman keeps the fight on the outside.
Newman appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Mac Jackson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackson misses with a double jab.
Jackson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Newman just misses with a punch to the body.
Jackson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Newman. Newman obviously looking to wear him down.
Jackson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
It looked like Jackson wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jackson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Newman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jackson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Newman is looking to slow Jackson down with leg kicks.
Jackson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Newman.
Newman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Newman attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Mac Jackson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jackson checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Paul Newman will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Newman slips under a jab.
Jackson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Newman replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Jackson blocks it well.
Newman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jackson misses with a double jab.
Newman is looking to score with low kicks.
Jackson loads up on a big right hand but Newman slips the punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Newman.
Newman scores with a jab to the head.
Jackson misses with a body shot
enabling Newman to counter with a crisp jab.
Jackson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A good leg kick by Newman. #CL#
Newman gets tackled into the ropes by Jackson. Jackson maintains the clinch.
Jackson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Newman lands with a left to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Newman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Newman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jackson backwards.
Newman has a couple of punches blocked by Jackson. #T1#
A head punch on the inside from Newman fails to land.
Jackson tries to stall but Newman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Jackson stops a takedown attempt from Newman.
Newman misses with the head strike.
Newman blocks an uppercut.
Jackson gets through Newman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jackson misses with some punches.
Newman throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jackson.
Jackson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Newman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Newman. #BC2#
Newman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jackson cracks Newman with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jackson lands a two punch combo.
Jackson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Newman.
Newman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Newman circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jackson throws a right hand that Newman ducks under and follows up with a left that Newman also avoids with ease.#T2#
Newman throws the kick towards the body but Jackson avoids it.
Jackson checks the leg kick.
Jackson looks to score with a jab to the body but Newman is just out of range.
Newman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jackson has time to react.
Jackson takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #CL#
Jackson moves into the clinch successfully.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Newman. #BC2#
Newman breaks from the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Jackson.
Newman swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Nice cross by Jackson.
Newman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jackson.
Jackson swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Newman avoids them all with ease.
Newman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jackson scores with the left hand. Newman knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice uppercut there from Jackson.
Jackson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#T3#
Jackson drops his hands momentarily and Newman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #ROC2#
Jackson is rocked!
Jackson throws a big shot that misses.
Jackson backing away here, and Newman unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Oh Jackson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Newman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jackson seems to have got his legs back now.
Jackson throws a jab when Newman was well out of range.
Newman throws a series of punches but Jackson moves out of range.
Newman moves away from the strike by Jackson.
Newman tries a quick counter leg kick but Jackson is wise to it.
Jackson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Jackson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jackson throws a right and a left that both miss.
A jab from Jackson misses.
Newman checks a leg kick.
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice jab there from Jackson.
Jackson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Newman.
Newman scores with a nice strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Newman checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.#T4#
A bone on bone clash there as Jackson blocks the leg kick.
Jackson misses with a jab, cross combination. #CL#
Jackson closes the distance and clinches.
Jackson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jackson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Newman blocks an uppercut.
Jackson scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jackson works on Newman's body with a couple of short punches.
A short uppercut from Jackson.
Newman misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jackson lands with a left to the head.
Newman effectively controlling the action here.#BC2#
Newman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Newman circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jackson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Newman throws out a counter right but Jackson avoids it with no problem.
Newman throws a body kick that misses.
Jackson swings for the body but Newman moves out of range.
Mac Jackson is winning the standup battle so far.
Newman slips a jab from Jackson.
Newman throws a fast counter high kick but Jackson manages to duck under it in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Jackson dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Jackson takes a swing at Newman's ribcage but misses.
Jackson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Newman moves away.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Newman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Newman lands an overhand right.
Jackson buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Newman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Newman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jackson.
No joy there for Jackson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jackson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jackson throws a series of punches but Newman avoids them all with ease.
Newman cracks Jackson with an open hand slap.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newman closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The fighters circling - Jackson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jackson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jackson is looking to counter punch.
Jackson moves out of range of the body kick from Newman.
A bone on bone clash there as Jackson blocks the leg kick. #T1#
The fighters circle momentarily. Newman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jackson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Newman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jackson walks straight into a right hand from Newman - that's dropped him! Newman jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Jackson from any more punishment! Jackson complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Paul Newman!
A very excited looking Paul Newman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: EVO 240: Bowdrie vs Hess
Date: Apr 20, 2016

#R1##CL2#
Randy clinches.
Randy lands a shot to the body.
Man working aggressively here.
Randy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Man.
Randy looks winded!
Man misses with a body punch. #TD#
Man gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Man controls from within his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randy keeping moving, preventing Man from controlling successfully. #T1#
Man landing with the ground and pound.
Randy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Randy being controlled here, momentarily.
Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Man in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Man trying to control but Randy is working from the bottom.
Randy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Randy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Man.
Man on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Randy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Randy tries to move into range but Man moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Randy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Man.
Randy is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Man with a body shot.
Man scores with a kick to the body.
Randy stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Man.
Man looks to land a body kick but Randy moved away.
Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Randy.
Randy scoring well with a low kick there.
Man walks into a straight right hand from Randy.
Randy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Man throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Randy. #CL2#
Randy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Randy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Randy throws a punch but it's blocked by Man. #T3#
With the fighters up against the cage, Randy throws an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Randy throws an elbow but misses.
Randy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Man takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT2#
It looks like Super Man has been cut.
A shot in the inside from Man.
Man swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Randy misses with the head strike.
Randy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Randy throws an elbow but it's blocked. #BC2#
Randy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Man throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #TD#
Man closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Randy takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
We've been hearing that Man has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Man throwing shots but missing, from side control.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Randy taking a bit of punishment here - Man scoring with strikes. #T4#
Man takes a little break here. Randy wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Man lands a decent elbow from side control.
Man lands a few punches from side control.
Randy is looking for a sweep.
Man misses with the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man lands an elbow.
Man just content to control the position.
Randy felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Man trying to control the position but Randy is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Super Man's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Randy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Man misses with a body shot.
Macho Randy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jab, jab by Randy - just one landing.
Man bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Randy's head.
Randy moves into range and connects with a jab.
Randy avoids the body shot from Man.
Man tries to score a power double leg takedown but Randy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Man somewhat.
Randy let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Randy can do to turn this around?
Man just misses with a punch to the body.
Man swings for the body but Randy moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man scores with a jab to the head.
Randy throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Man counters with a shoot takedown. Randy fights it but they end up in guard.
Man might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Man controls from within his opponent's guard.
Man throwing strikes from guard but Randy blocks nicely. #T1#
Man looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Randy looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Man puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Randy is refusing to be controlled, as Man sits in half guard.
Super Man overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Randy taking some punishment here, with Man in his half guard.
Man throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Man trying to mount his opponent but Randy defends it.
Man controlling the action here.
Man moves nicely into side control.
Man trying to control the action but Randy is working from the bottom.
Man is really struggling to control Randy but he's trying to hold on to the position.#T3#
Man controls the position from side control.
Randy takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Man lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Man working the ground and pound but Randy is defending the strikes.
Man has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Man has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Randy!#T4#
Man in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Man controlling the position easily from mount.
Man landing strikes from the mount and Randy is in trouble!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Man can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Randy is looking to escape.
Randy is desperately trying to improve his position but Man has a good base and remains in mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Super Man's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Randy tries to clinch but Man is having none of it.
Super Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Man misses the shot to the body.
Randy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Man lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Man throws a body kick that misses.
Man comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Man.
Randy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Man throws a shot to the body. #TD#
Man gets the takedown into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The ground and pound from Man seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Man grinds an elbow into Randy's temple.
Randy is not content to let Man control the position.
Man controlling the position. #T1#
Man lands a decent elbow from side control.
Man trying to control the action but Randy is working from the bottom.
Man working the ground and pound but Randy is defending the strikes.
Macho Randy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Super Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Man controlling the position.
Man misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Man in side control, throwing shots but Randy defends.
Man in side control lands a decent elbow.
Man controls the position.
Man scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Randy to see if he's OK.
Man wants to control but Randy is keeping him busy. #T3#
Randy is trying to escape the position but Man is controlling the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Randy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Man has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Man and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Man lands a really nice looking cross but Randy seems unphased.
Man pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Man with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Randy throws a low kick but Man moves out of range easily. #T4#
Man misses with an uppercut. Randy saw that one coming.
Good work by Man as he checks the leg kick.
Man cracks Randy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Randy missing with a left hand there. Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man tries to counter with a takedown but Randy is quick to defend against it.
Man throws a predictable looking body shot
and Randy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#CL#
Man moves into the clinch.
Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Randy backwards.
Man misses with a punch to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Man. #ROC#
Randy is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Randy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Man.
Man is leaning against Randy and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Man lands a right hand that snaps the head of Randy backwards.
Randy is still on wobbly legs! Can Man finish him?
Man tries a body shot but Randy blocks it. #KD#
Man drops Randy with a big right hand! Man charges in looking to finish - Randy manages to keep Man in his guard and seems to have recovered somewhat.
Man is stalling in the full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Man has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Man!
Super Man decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: gc93
Date: Apr 16, 2016

#R1#
Perfect displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thanyoo throws out the jab.
Thanyoo throws a right hand that misses
and Perfect counters with an outside leg kick.
Thanyoo scores with a punch to the head.
Perfect displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Thanyoo throws out the jab.
Thanyoo misses with a looping right.
Despite the aggression on Perfect's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Thanyoo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Perfect avoids a kick to the body.
Perfect walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Thanyoo checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Perfect has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Perfect there as he acknowledges the shot.#CL#
Thanyoo closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short right from Thanyoo.
Thanyoo is looking to take this one to the mat.
Thanyoo throws a head punch that misses.
Thanyoo holding his opponent close, against the cage. #TD2#
Perfect is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Thanyoo can't fight it off and eventually Perfect manages to take the fight to the floor. Thanyoo looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.#T1#
Thanyoo is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Perfect throws a sloppy strike and Thanyoo has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Perfect is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Thanyoo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mo Thanyoo!
Mo Thanyoo thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Mystery Perfect had this to say: 'The fight was too easy and boring, and since my opponent looked like he really wanted the W, I thought I'd put on a show and give him the W.The line's getting longer. Better get back to pleasing them single and taken ladies before they go crazy'.

Event: Death Squad 294:Floyd v Bruce
Date: Apr 09, 2016

#R1#
Nice uppercut lands for Chandler. That snapped Newman's head back.
Chandler throws a leg kick but Newman checks it.
Chandler lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Newman.
Nice shot by Chandler.
Chandler blocks the body kick.
Chandler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Newman will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Marcus Chandler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Newman lands a lovely overhand right.
Chandler is looking to slow Newman down with leg kicks.
Newman throws a nice inside leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Chandler is defended easily by Newman.
Newman avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Newman feints a counter leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chandler connects with a right hand. Newman shakes it off.
Newman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Newman throws out a counter right but Chandler avoids it with no problem.
Chandler throws an overhand right that lands on Newman's shoulder, as Newman tries to avoid the shot.
Chandler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Newman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight. #T1#
A telegraphed right hand from Chandler misses the target.
Chandler misses with a body shot.
Chandler cracks Newman with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Newman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Chandler bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Newman's head.
Newman takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Newman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chandler throws a lazy uppercut
and Newman counters with a left to the body.
Chandler misses with a hook. Newman ducked under it nicely.
Newman scores with a nice right hand.
Chandler avoids the body shot from Newman.
Newman misses with a body kick.
Newman looks to score with a jab to the body but Chandler is just out of range.
Chandler is looking to slow Newman down with leg kicks.
Newman looks for the body kick but Chandler saw that one coming.
Chandler throws a right hand that misses
and Newman counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chandler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Good work by Chandler as he checks the leg kick.#T2#
Chandler throws a front kick aimed at Newman's knee but Newman avoids it well.
Newman ducks under a wild hook from Chandler.
Chandler lands with a hook. Newman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A big left from Chandler misses.
Chandler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Newman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Chandler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chandler moves out of range of the leg kick from Newman.
Chandler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Newman tries a low kick but Chandler avoids it.
Newman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Newman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Chandler sprawls well. Chandler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Newman gets slowly back to his feet.
Chandler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Newman.
Newman takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure. #T3#
Newman scores with a jab.
Chandler missing with a left hand there. Newman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Newman throws out a counter right but Chandler avoids it with no problem.
Nice body punch from Newman.
Newman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Newman scores with a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Chandler.
Chandler is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Newman.
Chandler throws a big shot that misses.
Chandler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Chandler backing away here, and Newman unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Chandler throws an off balance right hand
and Newman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Newman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Chandler tries to land a leg kick but Newman saw it coming and moves away.
Chandler backing away here, and Newman unleashes a leg kick that just misses.#TD#
Chandler shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Newman is trying to defend but Chandler finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Newman is staying active underneath Chandler, who seems content to just control the action from this position. #T4#
Newman has his hands clasped together around Chandler's back. He's all about the action.
Chandler thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Newman's head.
Newman tries to get to full guard but Chandler has control of the leg.
Chandler throwing shots but Newman is blocking nicely.
We've been hearing that Chandler has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Chandler thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Newman on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Chandler throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Newman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Chandler wants to free his trapped foot but Newman is holding on for dear life with his legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marcus Chandler dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Chandler checks a low kick from Newman.
Chandler lands with an overhand left.
Chandler shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Good leg kick by Newman there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chandler with a nice cross.
Chandler tries to score with a low kick but Newman moves his leg out of the way.
It seemed like Newman was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Newman moves forwards but Chandler connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Newman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Newman throws a low kick but Chandler avoids it.
Chandler tries to land a body kick
and Newman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Chandler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chandler finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Newman replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Chandler blocks it well.
Chandler catches Newman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Newman shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Chandler as he avoids it easily.
Chandler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Newman can do to turn this around?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chandler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chandler with a poor takedown
and Newman counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Chandler thinking.
Chandler misses with a straight left.
Chandler misses with a low kick. #T1#
A nice inside leg kick there by Chandler. That's going to slow Newman down.
Chandler checks the leg kick.
Newman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chandler to score with a decent uppercut.
Newman fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Chandler is out of range.
Chandler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Chandler misses with a body shot.
Chandler checks the leg kick nicely there.
Chandler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chandler looks to land a body kick but Newman moved away.
Newman lands a right hook to the body.
Newman defending well as Chandler loads up on a big left hand.
Newman with the counter takedown but Chandler avoids it easily.
Chandler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Chandler lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.#TD#
Chandler feints and as Newman raises his hands in defense, Chandler changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Chandler wants to control from the top but Newman keeps moving.
Chandler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T2#
Chandler looking to sit in guard and control but Newman gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chandler preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chandler working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Newman.
Chandler wants to sweep here but Newman controlling him for the moment.
Chandler looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Newman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T3#
Chandler keeping moving, preventing Newman from controlling successfully.
Chandler wants to sweep here but Newman controlling him for the moment.
Newman trying to control the position from guard on top but Chandler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Chandler looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Newman puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Chandler wants to get back to full guard.
Ground and pound from Newman. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Chandler is trying to stand up here but Newman is controlling him well.
Newman working Chandler over with strikes.
Newman stalling.
Chandler wants to improve his position but Newman is controlling well.
Chandler controlling the position well.
Chandler is trying to get back to full guard.
Marcus Chandler overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Newman working the head and body with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Marcus Chandler dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Chandler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Newman in his tracks.
A slow jab from Newman misses its intended target.
Chandler connects with a leg kick. Newman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Chandler loads up on a big right hand but Newman slips the punch.
Chandler looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Newman is fending him off so far but Chandler persists. Nope, Newman circles away and we're back to standing.
Newman feints and then cracks Chandler's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Chandler down.
Good standup being displayed there by Chandler as he connects with a hook.
Marcus Chandler is winning the standup battle so far.
Newman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chandler.
Newman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A cross from Newman lands.
Nice uppercut lands for Chandler. That snapped Newman's head back.
Chandler misses with a body kick.
Newman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Chandler misses with an uppercut
and Newman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Newman misses with a hook. Chandler ducked under it nicely.
Chandler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chandler takes a swing at Newman's ribcage but misses.
Chandler throws a chopping leg kick but Newman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Newman scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#T1#
Newman lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Chandler lands a jab to the nose.
Chandler scores with a decent looking hook.
A big left from Newman misses.
Chandler throws the kick towards the body but Newman avoids it.
Chandler misses the jab.
Newman's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chandler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Newman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And Newman responds with a good body kick, but Chandler manages to step out the way in time.
A slow jab from Chandler misses its intended target.
Newman throws a body punch but Chandler moves out of range.
Newman defending well as Chandler loads up on a big left hand.
Newman throws a leg kick but Chandler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Chandler has a takedown stuffed.
Chandler misses with a wild body shot.
Chandler loads up on a big right hand but Newman slips the punch.
Chandler moves away from the strike by Newman.
Newman slips a jab from Chandler.
Newman feints the counter takedown.
Paul Newman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Newman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Chandler swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Newman as he connects with a hook.
The fighters circling - Chandler throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Newman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Newman tries to land a front kick but Chandler steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A big left from Chandler misses.
Chandler scores with a jab to the body.#CL2#
Newman clinches.
Newman cracks Chandler with a nice body shot.
Chandler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!#BC2#
Newman manages to break the clinch.
Newman misses with a hook. Chandler ducked under it nicely.
Chandler feinted with a counter takedown.
Chandler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Newman scoring well with a low kick there.
Newman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chandler.
Chandler lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash. #T3#
Horrible takedown attempt by Chandler or perhaps it was just good defense by Newman, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marcus Chandler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Newman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chandler.
Newman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Chandler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Newman to score with a decent uppercut.#ROC2#
Chandler is rocked!
Chandler fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Oh Chandler is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Newman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Newman misses with a body kick.
Chandler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Newman cracks Chandler with a hook to the temple - Chandler is on wobbly legs here! Newman swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Chandler falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Newman wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Paul Newman!
Our winner, Paul Newman, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: HFL #33
Date: Apr 02, 2016

#R1#
Sauced tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jacobs walks into a straight right hand from Sauced.
Jacobs slips a jab from Sauced.
Jacobs fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sauced jabs Jacobs to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sauced plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jacobs lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Sauced staying out of range there.
Jacobs tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Sauced is able to avoid easily.
Sauced steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jacobs. That one must have hurt.
Sauced throws a body shot but no joy.
Jacobs tries to clinch but Sauced is having none of it.
Jacobs on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Billy Joe Jacobs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jacobs wants to clinch up but Sauced keeps it at a distance.
Jacobs feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Sauced's calf.
Sauced throws a series of punches but Jacobs avoids them all with ease.
Some wild striking there from Sauced. #T1#
Jacobs misses with a hook
and Sauced connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good work by Sauced as he checks the leg kick.
Jacobs plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!#CUT#
It looks like Stew Sauced has been cut.
Sauced swings for the body but Jacobs moves out of range.
Jacobs misses with a body kick.
Jacobs misses with an uppercut.
Sauced takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jacobs getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sauced misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jacobs.
Jacobs feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Jacobs throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jacobs lands a nice looking body kick.
We've been told by Jacobs's head coaches at Vicious Striking that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A chopping leg kick lands by Jacobs.
Sauced takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sauced gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.#ROC#
Sauced is rocked!#KD2#
Oooooh!!! Sauced has knocked Jacobs down with a huge combo! Sauced steps away and waves a wobbly Jacobs back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!#ROC2#
Jacobs is rocked!
Sauced is still on wobbly legs! Can Jacobs finish him?#CUT2#
It looks like Billy Joe Jacobs has been cut.#T2#
Jacobs throws a hook but Sauced blocks it.
Oh Jacobs is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sauced seems to have recovered his senses.
Crack! Sauced connects with the perfect overhand right and Jacobs falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Sauced!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Stew Sauced!
A very excited looking Stew Sauced made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: HFL #33
Date: Apr 02, 2016

#R1#
Lacroix tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coenan was well out of range. Poor timing from Lacroix.
Lacroix swats away the attempt to clinch by Coenan.
Lacroix throws a solid leg kick but Coenan takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lacroix.
Lacroix tests Coenan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Lacroix throws an overhand right that lands on Coenan's shoulder, as Coenan tries to avoid the shot.
Nice straight punches there by Lacroix. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Lacroix.
Lacroix throws a leg kick but Coenan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Coenan looks to land a combination but Lacroix avoids it well.
Coenan misses with a right hand
enabling Lacroix to counter with a crisp jab.
Coenan looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Max Lacroix seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Coenan stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lacroix.
Coenan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Coenan misses with a wild combination. #T1#
Coenan misses with a wild combination.
Lacroix moves out of range of the leg kick from Coenan.
Lacroix ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Coenan misses with a body punch #CL2#
and Lacroix counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Lacroix.
Lacroix misses with a body punch.
Coenan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Coenan misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Coenan as the two fighters clinch.
Coenan is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Lacroix is defending well.
Coenan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Coenan misses with a punch on the inside.
A body shot lands from Lacroix.
Coenan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Coenan.
Coenan misses with a punch on the inside.
Coenan takes a shot to the head.
Coenan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. #T2#
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Coenan lands a nice uppercut.#BC2#
Lacroix breaks from the clinch.
A head kick misses from Lacroix.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lacroix.
Coenan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lacroix sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lacroix moves out of range as Coenan strikes.#TD#
Coenan scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Coenan controlling the position from side mount.
Lacroix tries to improve position but can't.
Coenan working the head and body with strikes.
Coenan misses with the ground and pound.
Lacroix taking punishment in the form of punches. #T3#
Lacroix can't do much from the bottom here.
Coenan tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Coenan working the head with strikes.
Coenan connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Lacroix some visible discomfort.
Coenan working the ground and pound but Lacroix is defending the strikes.
Coenan working the head with strikes.
Coenan is trying to ground and pound but Lacroix uses the momentary lack of control by Coenan to regain half guard.
Coenan thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Lacroix's head.
Coenan missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Coenan working over Lacroix with some ground and pound. Lacroix looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T4#
Coenan thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Coenan throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Coenan thows a huge punch but Lacroix dodges it nicely.
Coenan is nestled in close to Lacroix, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lacroix is looking to improve his position.
Coenan thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Lacroix's head.
Coenan is keen to just control but Lacroix is a slippery customer.
Coenan slips a nice elbow through Lacroix's hands, connecting with Lacroix's forehead.
Lacroix felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Coenan has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Lacroix is not content to let Coenan control the position.
Lacroix wants to get back to full guard.
Coenan trying to control from half guard but Lacroix is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hildebrand Coenan dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Lacroix displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coenan throws out the jab.
Lacroix was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Lacroix keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Coenan throws a nice looking combination but Lacroix bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lacroix swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Coenan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lacroix scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Lacroix ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coenan moves away.
Coenan swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Coenan takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lacroix misses with an uppercut. Coenan saw that one coming.
Coenan ducks under a wild hook from Lacroix.
Hildebrand Coenan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coenan fails to land with a series of punches.
Coenan misses with a right hand
and Lacroix counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T1#
Coenan misses with a body shot.
Coenan misses with a left hand
and Lacroix counters with a leg kick.
Lacroix is looking to score with low kicks.
Lacroix attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Coenan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Lacroix connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Lacroix slips under a jab from Coenan.
Lacroix with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lacroix swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lacroix misses with a head kick.
Lacroix throws an overhand right that lands on Coenan's shoulder, as Coenan tries to avoid the shot.
Max Lacroix is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Coenan punishes Lacroix's body with a nice straight punch.
A cross from Lacroix lands.
Coenan tries for a takedown but Lacroix sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A little jabbing left from Lacroix on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.#T2#
Lacroix avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Coenan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lacroix lands an overhand right.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lacroix takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Coenan checks the leg kick.
Lacroix throws a body kick that misses.
Lacroix lands a nice looking body shot.
Coenan is looking to clinch but Lacroix is avoiding it.
Lacroix throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lacroix throws an overhand right that lands on Coenan's shoulder, as Coenan tries to avoid the shot.
Coenan takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Coenan misses with a hook. Lacroix ducked under it nicely. #T3#
Coenan throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lacroix throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lacroix swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coenan tries to counter by clinching up but Lacroix breaks away and moves out of range.
Lacroix tried to score with a low kick but Coenan checks it.
Lacroix lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Coenan is looking to clinch.
As Coenan backs off Lacroix throws a huge counter combo but Coenan manages to avoid it all.
Coenan misses the shot to the body.
Lacroix looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lacroix connects with a body shot.
Lacroix throws a leg kick that is checked
and Coenan counters with a three punch combo that has Lacroix backing up. Lacroix nods at Coenan to acknowledge the strikes.
Coenan misses with a double jab.
Lacroix walks into a left hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lacroix dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Lacroix lands with a good body shot.#T4#
Coenan takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lacroix throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lacroix scores with a hook.
Lacroix misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lacroix paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lacroix.
Coenan keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lacroix with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Coenan to score with a decent uppercut.
Coenan misses with a straight left.
Lacroix blocks a jab.
Lacroix fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lacroix fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Coenan has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Max Lacroix showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Lacroix misses with a low kick.
Lacroix moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Coenan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.#CL#
Coenan fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lacroix, pushing him back against the cage.
Coenan swings wildly with an uppercut but Lacroix uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lacroix scores with a hook to the body.
Coenan struggles to land a body shot inside as Lacroix controls his hands.
Coenan is working Lacroix over against the cage.
Lacroix can't find room to land a body shot as Coenan controls the action.
Coenan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Coenan. #BC2#
Lacroix escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lacroix swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coenan throws a poor cross that misses
and Lacroix counters with a straight right hand.
Coenan misses with a jab to the body
and Lacroix counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena. #T1#
Coenan clobbers Lacroix with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Lacroix thuds a left hand into Coenan's body.
Coenan misses with a double jab.
A slow jab from Lacroix misses its intended target.
Lacroix jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice defenses there by Coenan.
Coenan changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Coenan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Lacroix can pounce on him.
Lacroix swings away with a body shot that misses
and Coenan counters with a straight right hand.
Lacroix misses with a hook.
Lacroix takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lacroix connects with a body shot.
Coenan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Max Lacroix seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
A telegraphed right hand from Coenan misses the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lacroix rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Coenan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Coenan moves away from the strike by Lacroix.
Coenan attempts a counter takedown but Lacroix avoids it well and moves away.
Coenan swinging wildly here.
Coenan throws a good cross that connects.
Lacroix throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Coenan stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lacroix throws a lazy head kick
and Coenan counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Coenan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lacroix throws a leg kick
and Coenan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coenan tries to clinch but Lacroix moves away
and Lacroix counters with a slapping leg kick. #T3#
Lacroix lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lacroix throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Coenan swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Coenan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Coenan connects with a jab.
Lacroix throws a leg kick which misses Coenan's front leg but catches the back leg as Coenan tries to avoid it.
Lacroix throws a head kick that misses
enabling Coenan to counter with a crisp jab.
Lacroix attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Coenan scores with a jab to the jaw.
Lacroix misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coenan.
Coenan throws a shot from downtown. Lacroix moves away and avoids it.
Lacroix tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T4#
Coenan blocks a leg kick.
Coenan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lacroix will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Lacroix throws a leg kick but Coenan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lacroix connects with a leg kick. Coenan looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Coenan is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Coenan lands with a good body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lacroix tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lacroix throws a lazy head kick
and Coenan counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Lacroix scoring well with a low kick there.
A slow jab from Lacroix misses its intended target.
Lacroix misses with a hook.
Lacroix throws a front kick that sends Coenan stumbling back into the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hildebrand Coenan.
I think Coenan has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:28
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Hildebrand Coenan!
During a confident post fight interview, Hildebrand Coenan thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Death Squad 292:Grim v Page II
Date: Apr 02, 2016

#R1#
Stoker lands a glancing blow to the side of Garfunkel's head.
Stoker tries to clinch up but Garfunkel circles away and keeps his distance.
Frank Garfunkel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Garfunkel scores with a body shot.
Garfunkel throws a hook but Stoker blocks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Garfunkel blocks the leg kick.
Stoker takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.#TD2#
Garfunkel feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Garfunkel content to stall in guard here.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Stoker holds on and takes a little breather.
Garfunkel postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Garfunkel trying to control the position from guard on top but Stoker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Garfunkel with a flurry of punches that miss. #T1#
Garfunkel trying to control but Stoker is working from the bottom.
Garfunkel in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Stoker pulls Garfunkel in close to prevent any damage.
Garfunkel controls the pace of the fight for a moment.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Garfunkel scores with a decent looking hook.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick
and Stoker counters with a straight right hand.#CUT#
It looks like Frank Garfunkel has been cut.
Stoker takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wade Stoker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stoker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #T2#
Garfunkel jabs Stoker to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Garfunkel throws a jab but it's blocked by Stoker.
Stoker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fight stays on the outside here - Garfunkel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Garfunkel moves out of range as Stoker strikes.
Garfunkel with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Garfunkel shoots in but no luck this time.
Stoker is looking to counter punch.
Garfunkel moves out of range as Stoker strikes.
Stoker moves away from the strike by Garfunkel.
Stoker connects with a looping right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Garfunkel throws the left hand but Stoker avoids the punch easily.
Stoker connects with the punch.
Stoker throws the left hand but Garfunkel avoids the punch easily.
Garfunkel looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stoker throws an overhand right that lands on Garfunkel's shoulder, as Garfunkel tries to avoid the shot. #T3#
Garfunkel connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Garfunkel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Garfunkel misses with a straight right.
Stoker is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Garfunkel moves into range and connects with a jab.
Garfunkel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Garfunkel fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Garfunkel throws an off balance right hand
and Stoker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Garfunkel tries to score a power double leg takedown but Stoker sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Garfunkel somewhat.
Garfunkel tries for a takedown but Stoker circles away easily
enabling Stoker to counter with a crisp jab.
Wade Stoker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Garfunkel.
Stoker throws a sloppy head kick and Garfunkel moves out of range easily. #T4#
Nice defenses there by Stoker.
Garfunkel's coach down at Vicious Striking was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Garfunkel's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Garfunkel throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Stoker is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Stoker.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Garfunkel fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Stoker is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A nice inside leg kick there by Stoker. That's going to slow Garfunkel down.
Garfunkel missing with a left hand there. Stoker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Garfunkel misses with a straight left.
As Garfunkel looks to move away, Stoker throws a big counter combo but Garfunkel just gets out of the way.#CL2#
Garfunkel clinches with his opponent.
Garfunkel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Garfunkel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knees to the body from Stoker.
Stoker lands with a left to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Frank Garfunkel will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Garfunkel throws an off balance right hand
and Stoker counters with a three punch combo that has Garfunkel backing up. Garfunkel nods at Stoker to acknowledge the strikes.
Stoker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Garfunkel listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Garfunkel misses with a left hand
letting Stoker counter with a right hand.
Garfunkel bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Stoker's head backwards.
Stoker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A swing and a miss from Garfunkel.
Stoker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A good leg kick by Garfunkel.
Stoker tries a head kick but it misses.
Stoker throws a sloppy head kick and Garfunkel moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stoker goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Stoker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Garfunkel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Stoker was well out of range. Poor timing from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel's corner calls for a 1-2. Garfunkel obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T1#
Stoker misses with a head kick.
Stoker throws a poor cross that misses
and Garfunkel cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Stoker defending well as Garfunkel loads up on a big left hand.
Garfunkel misses with a lunging right hand
and Stoker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Garfunkel.
Garfunkel connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Stoker throws a head kick but Garfunkel moves out of range.
Garfunkel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stoker throws out the jab.
Garfunkel smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Garfunkel misses the jab.
Garfunkel blocks a jab.
And Garfunkel tries to counter it with a takedown but Stoker pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Stoker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Garfunkel at a distance. #T2#
Garfunkel moves to clinch but Stoker breaks away
and Stoker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#
That has opened up Frank Garfunkel's cut even more.
Stoker lands with an uppercut that bounces Garfunkel off the cage and back into range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Garfunkel misses.
A swing and a miss from Stoker.
Garfunkel swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stoker.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick but Stoker checks it.
Stoker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Stoker quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Stoker slips a straight right by Garfunkel.
Stoker throws a looping overhand right but Garfunkel ducks down to avoid it.
Stoker swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Garfunkel looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A jab lands there for Stoker.#T3#
Stoker scores with a crisp jab that stopped Garfunkel in his tracks.
Garfunkel throws a leg kick that is checked
and Stoker counters with a lovely straight right hand!#CUT#
The cut above Frank Garfunkel's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Garfunkel lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Stoker swings for the body but Garfunkel moves out of range.
Stoker misses with an attempted mid kick.
The fighters circling - Stoker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Garfunkel is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stoker.
Stoker lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Garfunkel cracks Stoker with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Garfunkel. Stoker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stoker throws a jab but it's blocked by Garfunkel.
Garfunkel lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Stoker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garfunkel.
Stoker throws an overhand right that lands on Garfunkel's shoulder, as Garfunkel tries to avoid the shot.
And Garfunkel tries to counter it with a takedown but Stoker pushes his down on his head and steps out.#T4#
Garfunkel scores with a sloppy right hand. Stoker should have avoided that one.
Nice sprawl there from Stoker as Garfunkel shoots in.
Stoker went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stoker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Garfunkel with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Garfunkel takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Garfunkel lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A jab from Garfunkel misses.
Garfunkel misses the jab.
Garfunkel swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
An attempted straight right counter from Stoker misses the target.
Garfunkel gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stoker counters with a right hand to the body.
Stoker circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Stoker counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Wade Stoker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Frank Garfunkel's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Stoker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Garfunkel.
Stoker tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice shot lands for Garfunkel.
Stoker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Garfunkel.
No joy there for Stoker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
It seemed like Garfunkel was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Stoker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Garfunkel with a hook.
Wade Stoker is winning the standup battle so far.
Stoker throws a body shot but no joy. #CL#
Stoker darts in and clinches Garfunkel up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Garfunkel managing to block the knees to the body from Stoker.
Stoker is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Garfunkel is defending well for now.
Garfunkel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stoker misses with the head strike.
Garfunkel working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Garfunkel scores with a hook to the body.#T1#
Stoker missing with knees to the body.
Garfunkel lands with a light punch inside.
Stoker is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Garfunkel takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Garfunkel struggles to land a body shot inside as Stoker controls his hands.
Garfunkel throws a punch but it's blocked by Stoker.
Garfunkel misses with some punches.
Stoker is looking to control Garfunkel's arms but Garfunkel gets an underhook and turns him. Now Stoker has his back to the cage.
Stoker is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Garfunkel is keeping busy.
Nice elbow from Stoker. #CUT#
Frank Garfunkel's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Stoker misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Garfunkel.
A head punch on the inside from Garfunkel fails to land.
Stoker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Garfunkels head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Garfunkel.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Stoker.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Frank Garfunkel's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Wade Stoker!
Wade Stoker gave a mention to Sin City Allstars in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 27, 2016

#R1#
Timmons connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Timmons connects with a right hand. Red shakes it off.
Timmons lunges at Red with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Red's hand.
Red's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Timmons connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Red scrambles back to his feet.
Red drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#ROC2#
Red is rocked!
Timmons clobbers Red with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Oh Red is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Red tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Timmons was well out of range. Poor timing from Red.
Timmons circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Red to the canvas! Red doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Timmons keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Timmons!

Event: Death Squad 290:Floyd v Cropp
Date: Mar 26, 2016

#R1#
Grimm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grimm misses with a looping left.
Newman throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #CL2#
Newman clinches up with Grimm and pushes him back against the cage.
Grimm has a couple of punches blocked by Newman.
Grimm is looking to break free of the clinch but Newman has double underhooks.
Grimm can't find room to land a body shot as Newman controls the action.
Newman lands a nice uppercut.
Newman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Grimm's efforts to push away.
A nice left hand lands by Newman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimm tries to land a knee to the head but Newman blocks with his arms.
Grimm missing with knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Grimm.
Newman taking a breather.
A knee to the head by Grimm. #T1#
A short uppercut from Grimm.
Newman working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Newman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Newman misses with a punch to the body.
Newman effectively controlling the action here.
A left hand lands to the body for Grimm.
Grimm scores with a shot to the side of Newman's head.
Newman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grimm misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Newman.
Newman stalls.
Newman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grimm definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grimm tries a body shot but Newman blocks it.
Grimm lands a right hand that snaps the head of Newman backwards.
Grimm stalling the fight. #T2#
Grimm wants to break the clinch but can't.
Grimm can't find room to land a body shot as Newman controls the action.
Newman avoids the elbow strike from Grimm, against the cage.
Grimm with a knee to the head. #BC2#
Newman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A nice inside leg kick there by Newman. That's going to slow Grimm down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Grimm misses with a low kick.
Grimm chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Newman can pounce on him.
Grimm takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Newman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Newman tries to work over Grimm's front leg with a kick but Grimm checks it.
Grimm throws a series of strikes that have Newman backpedaling.
Grimm misses with a jab to the body
and Newman counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Newman avoids the head kick by Grimm.
Grimm blocks a jab.#T3#
Grimm tries to land a front kick but Newman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Grimm tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grimm checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Paul Newman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Newman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Grimm has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Newman moves out of range of the body kick from Grimm.
Newman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Grimm uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Newman.
Newman with a hook.
Newman tries to clinch up
and Grimm counters with a right hand to the body. #CL2#
Newman moves into the clinch successfully.
Newman scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T4#
Newman misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Newman.
Newman swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grimm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Newman prevents a body shot from Grimm.
Grimm misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Newman prevents a body shot from Grimm.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grimm.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC#
Grimm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crunch! Newman slams his shin into Grimm's torso.
Grimm closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Grimm misses with a jab, cross combination.
Newman looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Grimm lands with a kick to the ribs. #TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Grimm enables Newman to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Grimm manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Newman wants to control from the top but Grimm keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Auguste Grimm will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Grimm throws a shot to the body.
A jab lands there for Grimm.
Grimm showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Newman.
Newman shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#TD2#
Newman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Grimm sprawls well initially but Newman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Newman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Grimm is looking for a sweep. Newman is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimm wants to control but Newman is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Newman seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Grimm does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Grimm is trying to stand up here but Newman is controlling him well.
Grimm wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Grimm is working hard here to advance position.
Grimm tries to kick Newman off but Newman keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Newman is stalling here. Grimm is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Newman seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Grimm has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Grimm creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Newman sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Grimm in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Newman defending against the ground and pound.
Grimm working the head and body with strikes. #SUB#
Grimm working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T2#
Newman tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Grimm wants to lay and pray for a moment but Newman keeps working.
Grimm throws a strike aimed at the side of Newman's head but Newman avoids it well.
Newman avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Grimm. #SUB#
Grimm swings around for an armbar but Newman sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Grimm's guard.
Paul Newman has got the better of the ground game so far.
Newman throws a big right hand that misses. #T3#
Newman with a nice head shot there.
Newman not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Grimm keeping full guard, as Newman tries to pass.
Newman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Grimm seems keen to control Newman's posture.
Newman won't allow Grimm to sweep him here.
Grimm is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Grimm preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Grimm keeping moving, preventing Newman from controlling successfully. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB#
Newman got a little sloppy there for a moment and Grimm has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Newman has managed to get both his arms back between Grimm's legs - danger averted.
Newman trying to control but Grimm is working from the bottom.
Grimm avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Grimm is trying to control the position from the bottom. #SUB#
Grimm looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Newman throws a strike but Grimm rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Grimm looking to pass the guard.
Grimm is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Auguste Grimm will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R3#
Newman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Newman misses the shot to the body.
Grimm uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Newman.
Newman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Grimm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Grimm clobbers Newman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Grimm throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Grimm tries to work over Newman's front leg with a kick but Newman checks it.
Newman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Grimm.
Newman loads up on a big right hand but Grimm slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Newman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Grimm does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Newman throws a head kick but Grimm moves out of range.
Newman throws a leg kick but Grimm sees it coming and moves out of range. #T1#
Newman lands with an uppercut that bounces Grimm off the cage and back into range.
Newman blocks a jab.
Newman slips under a jab from Grimm.
Grimm throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Newman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Grimm throws a chopping leg kick but Newman manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Newman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grimm's sensitive parts.
Grimm throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Newman tries to clinch up but Grimm circles away and keeps his distance.
Grimm throws a sloppy head kick and Newman moves out of range easily.
Grimm scores with a head kick. Newman tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Grimm moves out of range of the body kick.
Grimm looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Grimm jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Grimm throws a leg kick which misses Newman's front leg but catches the back leg as Newman tries to avoid it.
Auguste Grimm is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T2#
Grimm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Newman.
Newman goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Newman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Newman. Grimm does a little dance to reset his feet.
Grimm swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Newman digs a good hook to Grimm's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice leg kick lands there from Newman.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Grimm lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Newman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Newman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Newman is predictable there
and Grimm counters with a head kick. That will keep Newman thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Grimm misses with a head kick.
Grimm pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Newman lets loose with a powerful body kick. Grimm will feel that in the morning.#CL2#
Newman has Grimm up against the cage in a clinch.
Grimm is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Newman is defending well for now.#T3#
Grimm displaying some good clinch control by pressing Newman up against the cage.
Grimm tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Grimm misses with a knee to the head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Grimm goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Grimm throws a knee to the head but misses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Newman stalling the fight.
Newman blocks the elbow strike.
Grimm misses with an elbow over the top.
Stalling in the clinch from Newman.
A body shot lands from Grimm. #T4#
Grimm lands a body punch.
Newman lands a nice uppercut.
Newman managing to block the knees to the body from Grimm. #BC#
Grimm breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Newman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Grimm.
Newman tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Grimm pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Newman pushes Grimm up against the cage in a clinch.
Newman taking a breather.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Grimm using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Newman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Newman working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Newman fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Auguste Grimm did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's time! Grimm's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R4#
Grimm throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Newman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Grimm manages to avoid it.
Newman is looking to clinch.
Grimm jabs Newman to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big right from Grimm misses. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Newman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Grimm backwards.
Newman swings wildly with an uppercut but Grimm uses good head movement to avoid it.
Newman struggles to land a body shot inside as Grimm controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimm lands with a right to the head.
Grimm misses with a punch to the body.
Grimm is working Newman over against the cage.
Newman avoiding damage as Grimm throws knees to the body. #T1#
Grimm's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Newman blocks a body shot from Grimm.
Newman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Grimm pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Grimm lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Grimm tries a body shot but Newman blocks it.
Newman scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grimm throws a punch but it's blocked by Newman.
Newman stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Newman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Grimm's efforts to push away.
Grimm pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#T2#
Grimm blocking some punches.
Newman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The referee calls for Newman to work. #BC#
Grimm's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Newman digs a good hook to Grimm's body.
Newman tries to clinch but Grimm is having none of it.
A head kick misses from Grimm.
Newman throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Grimm misses with a body kick.
Newman lands a front kick.
Grimm moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Newman!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Grimm rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Newman counter with a right hand. #T3#
Grimm misses with a head kick.
Grimm throws a low kick but it's checked well by Newman.
A jab from Grimm does it's job there.
Grimm takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Newman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Newman tries to clinch up
and Grimm counters with a nice leg kick.
Newman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grimm.
A chopping leg kick lands by Newman.
Both fighters circling a little - Grimm finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Newman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Grimm.
Newman looking to land some kicks to the body here. #T4#
Newman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Grimm.
Grimm slips a jab and a cross from Newman.
Grimm chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Grimm on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Newman scoring well with a low kick there.
Newman throws a jab when Grimm was well out of range.
Newman swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Grimm.
Grimm connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Newman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Grimm leaves Newman with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Grimm throws a sloppy head kick and Newman moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Paul Newman will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R5#
Grimm cracks Newman with a good jab.
Auguste Grimm is winning the standup battle so far.
Newman throws a jab when Grimm was well out of range.
It looked like Grimm was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Newman.
A low kick from Grimm is predictable there
and Newman cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Grimm is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Grimm throws a series of punches but Newman avoids them all with ease.
Newman throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Grimm on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Newman tries to clinch but Grimm moves out of range. #CL2#
Newman clinches up against the cage.
Grimm blocks a body shot from Newman. #BC#
Grimm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimm throws out a leg kick but Newman moves out of range and Grimm only half commits.
Grimm throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A head kick misses from Newman.
Grimm throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T1#
Grimm walks into a left hand.
Grimm ducks under a wild hook from Newman.
Grimm throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Grimm throws a sloppy head kick and Newman moves out of range easily.
Newman throws a push kick but Grimm slaps the foot to one side.
A shot to the liver by Grimm. Beautiful body shot.
Grimm has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Grimm there as he acknowledges the shot.
Grimm lands with a cross.
Grimm connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A solid leg kick lands there for Grimm.
Newman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Grimm is looking to counter with a body kick.
Newman thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Grimm if he has to take too many more of those.
A right-left combo lands from Grimm.
Paul Newman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Grimm tries to land a body kick
and Newman counters with a thumping low kick.
Newman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Grimm is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Newman.
Grimm lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Grimm tries to bum rush Newman with a series of wild strikes but Newman uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grimm throws the left hand but Newman avoids the punch easily.
Newman lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Grimm throws a leg kick but Newman moved away.
A head kick misses from Grimm.
Newman lands with a nice body punch.
Grimm moves out of range of the body kick.
Newman blocks the body kick. #T3#
Newman swings away with a body shot that misses
and Grimm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Grimm misses with a jab to the body
and Newman counters with a head kick. That will keep Grimm thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Newman pushes Grimm away with a front kick.
Newman throws a head kick but Grimm moves out of range.
Newman avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Newman pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Grimm throws a quick counter kick to the body but Newman avoids it.
Grimm throws a head kick that half lands.
Grimm throws an off balance right hand
and Newman counters with a body kick.
Grimm pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Grimm throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Grimm takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Newman throws a lazy uppercut
and Grimm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Newman throws a body shot but no joy. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Grimm looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Grimm lands a jab.
Newman throws a hook but Grimm blocks it.
Grimm looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Nice shot lands for Newman.
Newman is looking to clinch.
Grimm throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Some wild striking there from Grimm.
Grimm connects with a solid leg kick.
A jab from Newman misses.
Grimm comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Auguste Grimm showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Grimm has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 50:46
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Auguste Grimm!
Auguste Grimm retains his featherweight title!
A less than humble Auguste Grimm misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.

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