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Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 09, 2016 |
#R1#
Boormann bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Falwell's head backwards.#CUT2#
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick and Boormann moves out of range easily. #CL2#
Boormann closes the distance and pushes Falwell back into the cage.
Falwell takes a knee right on the jaw!
#ROC2#
Falwell is rocked!
Boormann creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Falwell's defenses.
Oh Falwell is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Boormann lands a big right hand that drops Falwell! The killer instinct kicks in and Boormann finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Boormann !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Claus Boormann !
Claus Boormann very nearly forgot to thank Arcticus University: London amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 01, 2016 |
#R1#
Ronson fails to land with a series of punches.
#CL2#
Ronson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #TD#
Haney has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Ronson uses from the top position.
Ronson wants to control from the top but Haney keeps moving.
Ronson passes Haney's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Ronson is keen to just control but Haney is a slippery customer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haney has his hands clasped together around Ronson's back. He's all about the action.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Haney wants to get back to full guard.#T1#
Ronson throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Ronson seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Ronson prevents Haney from improving his position.
Haney is working hard here to advance position.
Ronson wants to pass to mount but Haney is defending the position.
It looks like Ronson is going to stand back up.
#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Haney blocks a head kick by Ronson.
#TD2#
Ronson fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Haney to the ground. Ronson is now in Haney's guard.
Haney really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.#T2##SUB#
Haney throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#SUB#
Haney is looking to cinch up a triangle. Ronson throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Haney's body to avoid the submission. Haney has instead reached around Ronson's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Haney arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Maria Haney!
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