Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 22, 2022

#R1##CL#
Battuga forces Bumblekunt back against the cage and clinches.
Bumblekunt tries to break the clinch but Battuga is controlling the position.
Bumblekunt tries to break the clinch but Battuga is controlling the position.
A nice right hand lands inside from Battuga.
A frustrated look appears on Bumblekunt's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Battuga definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A shot in the inside from Battuga.
Bumblekunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Battuga has double underhooks.
Battuga lands a nice uppercut.
Battuga digs a right hand underneath Bumblekunt's ribcage. Bumblekunt let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Battuga digs a right hand underneath Bumblekunt's ribcage. Bumblekunt let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Battuga tries to work over Bumblekunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bumblekunt looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bumblekunt takes a shot to the head.
Battuga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Battuga.
Battuga keeps control of Bumblekunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bumblekunt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bumblekunt is trying to break the clinch but Battuga is controlling him.
Battuga lands a body punch.
Bumblekunt looks winded!
Battuga lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T1#
A short body shot lands from Battuga as the two fighters clinch.
Battuga scores with a shot to the side of Bumblekunt's head.
Battuga lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Battuga lands a body punch.
Battuga lands a body punch.
Battuga gets through Bumblekunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Battuga lands a body punch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Battuga.
Battuga scores with a shot to the side of Bumblekunt's head.
Battuga lands a body punch in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Battuga.
Battuga lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hook to the body lands for Battuga.
Nice body punch from Battuga.
Battuga lands a hook that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
Battuga lands a hook to the side of the head.
Battuga lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Battuga creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T2#
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Battuga creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC#Bumblekunt is rocked!
Battuga lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bumblekunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Battuga finish him?
Battuga creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bumblekunt's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bumblekunt drops to his knees and Battuga pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ardahan Battuga!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 18, 2022

#R1#
Tsukiyama shoots for a double leg takedown but Bumblekunt sprawls well. He's pushed Tsukiyama's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bumblekunt slips a jab and a cross from Tsukiyama.
Bumblekunt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bumblekunt swings for the body but Tsukiyama moves out of range.
Tsukiyama throws out a leg kick but Bumblekunt moves out of range and Tsukiyama only half commits.
Bumblekunt throws a right hand that Tsukiyama ducks under and follows up with a left that Tsukiyama also avoids with ease.#TD2#
Tsukiyama looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Bumblekunt!
Bumblekunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tsukiyama on the ground.
Tsukiyama working the body and head with strikes.
Bumblekunt tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Tsukiyama wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #SUB2#
Tsukiyama in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Bumblekunt is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Amida Tsukiyama!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 18, 2022

#R1##CL#
Bot Iii closes the distance and pushes Thunderbird back into the cage.
A short right from Bot Iii on the inside.
Thunderbird has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bot Iii is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bot Iii struggles to land a body shot inside as Thunderbird controls his hands.
Bot Iii lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thunderbird.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bot Iii.
Bot Iii scores with a shot to the side of Thunderbird's head.
Thunderbird working hard to break the clinch.
Bot Iii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bot Iii lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thunderbird.
Bot Iii lands a body shot.
Thunderbird looks winded!
A short left from Bot Iii.
A nice left hand lands by Bot Iii.
Bot Iii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bot Iii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bot Iii.
Good body shot from Bot Iii.
Bot Iii lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bot Iii scores with a hook to the body.#T1#
Bot Iii lands with a short shot to the head.
Bot Iii lands an uppercut.
Bot Iii scores with a hook to the body.
Bot Iii throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bot Iii lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Bot Iii scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bot Iii scores with a shoulder strike.
Thunderbird's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bot Iii lands a right hand.
Bot Iii lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bot Iii lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Thunderbird or not.
Bot Iii pushes Thunderbird back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A frustrated look appears on Thunderbird's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bot Iii lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bot Iii scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bot Iii lands a body punch. #T2#
Bot Iii lands a left hand.
A right hook to the body lands for Bot Iii.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bot Iii creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bot Iii lands a shoulder strike. #ROC#Thunderbird is rocked!
Bot Iii works on Thunderbird's body with a couple of short punches.
Thunderbird is still on wobbly legs! Can Bot Iii finish him?
Bot Iii lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bot Iii lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bot Iii lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Bot Iii - that landed with a thud.
Bot Iii creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Thunderbird's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Thunderbird drops to his knees and Bot Iii pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Qfc Bot Iii!
After winning the bout, Qfc Bot Iii thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 12, 2022

#R1#
Thunderbird fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hallinan works over Thunderbird's head and body with a nice combination.
Thunderbird fails with a takedown attempt.
Hallinan looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Thunderbird is fending him off so far but Hallinan persists. Nope, Thunderbird circles away and we're back to standing.
Hallinan keeps the fight on the outside.
Thunderbird lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Thunderbird scores with a shot to the body.
Thunderbird throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #TD#
Hallinan closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Thunderbird kicks Hallinan off and gets back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thunderbird scores with a hook to the body. Hallinan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Thunderbird shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hallinan but Hallinan pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hallinan fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Thunderbird takes a body punch but keeps moving. #T1#
Thunderbird throws a sloppy body shot
and Hallinan counters with a left and a right that stings Thunderbird.
Thunderbird throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hallinan half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Hallinan really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Thunderbird throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Hallinan changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Thunderbird misses the shot to the body.
Hallinan fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for CJ Hallinan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hallinan is breathing heavily.
Thunderbird lands with an overhand left.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Hallinan.
Thunderbird is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hallinan rather than just go for the knockout.
Hallinan looks for a takedown but Thunderbird sprawls well.
Hallinan takes one to the chin there.#T2#
Thunderbird swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hallinan.
Hallinan leaves Thunderbird with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right-left combo lands from Hallinan.
Thunderbird misses with an uppercut. Hallinan saw that one coming.
Hallinan tries to counter by clinching up but Thunderbird breaks away and moves out of range.
Hallinan lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hallinan shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thunderbird defends it nicely.
Thunderbird throws a lazy right hand but Hallinan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Thunderbird tries for a takedown but Hallinan sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
As Thunderbird looks to move away, Hallinan throws a big counter combo but Thunderbird just gets out of the way.
Hallinan lands with an uppercut that bounces Thunderbird off the cage and back into range.#T3##TD#
Hallinan shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Thunderbird manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Thunderbird not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hallinan stays in close to Thunderbird's body and controls the position.
Hallinan passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Thunderbird is trying to control Hallinan's posture but Hallinan avoids it.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Thunderbird can do anything to dispel that myth.#T4#
Hallinan advances to mount.
Hallinan looking to finish Thunderbird with some ground and pound. This is bad for Thunderbird!
Thunderbird is working to get back to half guard.
Thunderbird tries to hold on but Hallinan pushes him away. #SUB#
Hallinan is working to isolate an arm here. It's a telegraphed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Hallinan extends the arm and Thunderbird is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). CJ Hallinan!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 08, 2022

#R1#
Thunderbird connects with a nice looking jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
De Rossi shoots for a double leg takedown but Thunderbird sprawls well. He's pushed De Rossi's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #CL#
Thunderbird has managed to clinch.
De Rossi goes for a takedown attempt but Thunderbird pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
De Rossi fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Casey Thunderbird has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Luca De Rossi.#TD#
Thunderbird closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Thunderbird trying to control the action but De Rossi is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
De Rossi looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
De Rossi looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
De Rossi moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB2#
De Rossi throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T1##SUB2#
De Rossi escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Thunderbird gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
De Rossi escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Thunderbird gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB2#
De Rossi is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Thunderbird is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
De Rossi has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Thunderbird should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, De Rossi has tightened it up now! Thunderbird should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Luca De Rossi!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 02, 2022

#R1#
Bumblekunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Graves circles away quickly and effectively.
Graves slips a jab from Bumblekunt.
Graves wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bumblekunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bumblekunt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Graves moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bumblekunt blocks a jab.
Graves avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Graves darts in trying to clinch
and Bumblekunt counters with a stiff right hand. #T1#
Bumblekunt misses the shot to the body.
Bumblekunt misses with a straight right.
A jab from Graves misses.
It seemed like Bumblekunt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Bumblekunt loads up on a big right hand but Graves slips the punch.
Graves connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Graves fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bumblekunt lands a jab-cross combination.
Graves tries to clinch up but Bumblekunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Bumblekunt will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Graves tries to counter by clinching up but Bumblekunt breaks away and moves out of range.#T2#
Graves throws a right hand that misses
and Bumblekunt counters with a left and a right that stings Graves.
A jab lands there for Graves.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bumblekunt scores with a shot to the body.
Bumblekunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Graves.
Graves showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bumblekunt.
Graves is looking to counter the offense by Bumblekunt and move into the clinch.
Graves misses with a hook. Bumblekunt ducked under it nicely.
Phil Graves is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bumblekunt throws a hook but Graves avoids it easily.#T3#
Nice shot by Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bumblekunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Graves.
Bumblekunt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Graves moves away.
Graves tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bumblekunt manages to circle out of the way.
Bumblekunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Graves tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bumblekunt manages to circle out of the way.
Graves tries to clinch up.
Graves takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bumblekunt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches. #T4#
Graves slips under a jab from Bumblekunt.
Graves ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Graves fails with an attempt to clinch.
A big left from Graves misses.
Graves dodges the punch combination from Bumblekunt.
Graves misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bumblekunt ducks under a wild hook from Graves.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bumblekunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Graves.
Graves is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bumblekunt.
Graves throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bumblekunt counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Graves thinking.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Bumblekunt dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
A big right from Graves misses.
Chuck Bumblekunt seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Graves misses with a hook
and Bumblekunt counters with a nice body shot.
Graves throws a looping overhand right but Bumblekunt ducks down to avoid it.
Bumblekunt lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Graves at a distance.
Bumblekunt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Graves circles away quickly and effectively.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Graves might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Bumblekunt throws a body punch but Graves moves out of range.
Bumblekunt throws a nice looking combination but Graves bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Graves wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Graves avoids the body shot from Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bumblekunt slips under a jab from Graves.
Graves scores with a nice strike.#T1#
Bumblekunt scores with a jab to the body.
Bumblekunt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Graves sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bumblekunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Graves.
Despite the aggression on Bumblekunt's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.#CL#
Graves has taken the fight to the clinch.
Graves misses with some punches.
Graves throws a punch but it's blocked by Bumblekunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bumblekunt.
Graves lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Graves lands a body shot. #T2#
Graves is working Bumblekunt over against the cage.
Bumblekunt is breathing heavily.
Graves lands a nice uppercut.
Graves keeps control of Bumblekunt as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Graves has Bumblekunt pressed against the cage, preventing Bumblekunt from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Graves lands a nice uppercut.
Bumblekunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bumblekunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Graves has double underhooks.
A short left from Graves.
Graves lands a left hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Graves throws a punch but it's blocked by Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Graves throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bumblekunts head.
Bumblekunt blocking some punches.
Graves lands a hook that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
Graves scores with a hook to the body.
Graves lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Graves lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
Graves tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bumblekunt is trying to break free.
Graves misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
A left hand lands to the body for Graves.
Graves lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
Graves tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Still in the clinch, Graves scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt is trying to push Graves away but Graves has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Graves working aggressively here.
Graves misses with the head strike.
Phil Graves has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch on the inside from Graves fails to land.
Bumblekunt is looking to break free of the clinch but Graves has double underhooks.
Bumblekunt has had enough of the clinch but Graves keeps him there for the moment.
Bumblekunt wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Graves lands a hook to the side of the head.
Graves misses with a hook from the clinch.
Graves throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bumblekunts head.
Graves scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Graves.
Graves makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Graves lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards. #T4#
Graves works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from Graves fails to land.
Graves lands an uppercut.
Graves scores with a shoulder strike.
Graves lands with a light punch inside.
Graves lands a nice uppercut.
Bumblekunt blocks an uppercut.
Graves lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards. #ROC#Bumblekunt is rocked!
Graves throws a punch but it's blocked by Bumblekunt.
Graves lands with a short shot to the head.
Bumblekunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Graves finish him?
Graves lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bumblekunt backwards.
Bumblekunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Graves has a couple of punches blocked by Bumblekunt.
Graves lands with a left to the head.
Graves gets through Bumblekunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bumblekunt takes a shot to the head.
Graves lands a nice shot to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt blocking some punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Graves lands with a left to the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Phil Graves dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3#
Graves stuffs the takedown attempt from Bumblekunt. Bumblekunt gets slowly back to his feet.
Bumblekunt seems to have recovered his senses.
Bumblekunt goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Bumblekunt misses with the combination.
Graves is looking to counter the offense by Bumblekunt and move into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL#
Graves clinches up against the cage.
Bumblekunt has had enough of the clinch but Graves keeps him there for the moment.
Graves misses with a punch on the inside. #T1#
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A head punch on the inside from Graves fails to land.
Graves gets through Bumblekunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Graves misses with some punches.
Bumblekunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Graves cracks Bumblekunt with a nice body shot.
Bumblekunt takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A shot in the inside from Graves.
Graves throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bumblekunts head.
Graves lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Graves lands a hook to the side of the head.
Graves tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A shot in the inside from Graves.
Graves lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Graves.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Graves creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Bumblekunt's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Bumblekunt drops to his knees and Graves pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Phil Graves!
A relieved looking Phil Graves thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 29, 2022

#R1#
Alf tries for a takedown but Bumblekunt sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Alf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bumblekunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bumblekunt tries for a takedown but Alf sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Alf throws a big counter combination but Bumblekunt scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Nice sprawl there from Bumblekunt as Alf shoots in.
Bumblekunt wants to clinch up but Alf keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
Bumblekunt gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Alf breaks from the clinch.
Nice takedown defense from Alf. No joy for Bumblekunt on that attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bumblekunt throws a series of punches but Alf moves out of range.
Alf tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bumblekunt sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Alf somewhat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tenchu Alf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alf slips a jab from Bumblekunt.#T1##CL2#
Bumblekunt rushes Alf and presses him up against the cage.
Alf tries to pull guard but Bumblekunt forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#TD2#
Bumblekunt manages to pull guard.
Alf trying to control the position from guard on top but Bumblekunt is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bumblekunt tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Alf being controlled here momentarily. #T2#
Alf is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Alf is fighting to break Bumblekunt's control of his arms but Bumblekunt is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Alf slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Alf.
Alf dives in and grabs Bumblekunt's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bumblekunt pushes down on Alf's head and hops out.
Alf is breathing heavily.
Bumblekunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Alf. #T3#
Bumblekunt wants to clinch up but Alf keeps it at a distance.
Bumblekunt shoots in and drives through. Alf sprawls well.
Alf swats away the attempt to clinch by Bumblekunt.
Alf goes for a double leg but Bumblekunt avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bumblekunt continues to drive forward.
Bumblekunt with the counter takedown but Alf avoids it easily.
Bumblekunt has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Alf tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bumblekunt smiles and moves away.
Bumblekunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bumblekunt fails to land the takedown.
Alf tries to counter with a takedown but Bumblekunt is quick to defend against it.
A shot to the body from Bumblekunt misses
and Alf counters with a series of strikes. Bumblekunt will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bumblekunt throws a series of punches but Alf avoids them all with ease. #T4##CL#
Alf closes the distance and clinches.
Alf is trying to stall. #TD#
Alf pulls Bumblekunt into guard.
Alf is adopting a defensive guard.
Bumblekunt controls from within his opponent's guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Alf looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Tenchu Alf will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!#R2#
Bumblekunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alf.
Bumblekunt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bumblekunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alf.
Alf goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Alf scores with a head kick.
Bumblekunt throws a shot from downtown. Alf moves away and avoids it.
Bumblekunt missing with a left hand there. Alf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Alf scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bumblekunt throws a chopping leg kick but Alf manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Alf displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bumblekunt.
Brennan Bumblekunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alf tries for a takedown but Bumblekunt sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Alf fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#T1#
Bumblekunt tries to close the distance and clinch but Alf swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Alf tries to close the distance and clinch but Bumblekunt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A nice side step and Bumblekunt releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Bumblekunt throws a series of punches but Alf moves out of range.
Alf slips under a jab.
Alf tries to clinch up.
Alf avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bumblekunt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Alf. #TD#
Alf shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Bumblekunt manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Alf prevents Bumblekunt from getting back to his feet.
Alf is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #T2#
Bumblekunt being controlled here, momentarily. #SU#
Alf decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Alf looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Tenchu Alf is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#CL2#
Bumblekunt has taken the fight to the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Alf has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Bumblekunt is pressed up against the cage. Alf has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bumblekunt down to the mat. Bumblekunt avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tenchu Alf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alf keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #TD#
Alf shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Alf showed some decent athleticism there. #T3##SUB2#
Bumblekunt looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Alf wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bumblekunt keeps working.
Alf is really struggling to control Bumblekunt but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Bumblekunt has a hand on Alf's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Alf takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Bumblekunt is desperately trying to improve his position but Alf has a good base and remains in mount.#T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Alf lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Bumblekunt hang on?
Alf working the ground and pound effectively. #SUB#
Alf has hold of Bumblekunt's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Bumblekunt manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Alf looking to control but Bumblekunt is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Bumblekunt sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tenchu Alf dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!#R3#
Alf looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Alf doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Alf circles away from the clinch attempt.
A swing and a miss from Bumblekunt.
Alf walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Alf goes for a double leg but Bumblekunt avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Bumblekunt continues to drive forward.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Alf ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Alf no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Bumblekunt really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Alf. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#SU2#
Bumblekunt gets to his feet - Alf follows without any prompting.
Bumblekunt missing with a left hand there. Alf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Alf works over Bumblekunt's head and body with a nice combination.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Alf moves away from the strike by Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt swings for the body but Alf moves out of range.
Alf seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Bumblekunt fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bumblekunt lands with a shot to the body.
Bumblekunt shoots for a takedown but Alf saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#CL2#
Bumblekunt gets a clinch.
Bumblekunt gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Alf.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tenchu Alf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alf fails to pull guard.
Bumblekunt stalling. #T2#
Alf changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bumblekunt fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Alf shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bumblekunt sprawls well. Bumblekunt wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Alf gets slowly back to his feet.
Bumblekunt shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Alf as he jumps to the side.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bumblekunt. Alf does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bumblekunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Alf fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bumblekunt tries to clinch up
and Alf counters with a left and a right that stings Bumblekunt. #T3#
Bumblekunt misses with a straight right.
Alf scores with a head kick. Bumblekunt tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Alf.
A punch combination from Bumblekunt misses.
Alf looks for a takedown but Bumblekunt sprawls well.
Bumblekunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Alf is just out of range.
Alf moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CL2#
Bumblekunt moves into the clinch successfully. #T4#
Alf is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Bumblekunt is defending well.#TD#
Alf gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Alf wants to control from the top but Bumblekunt keeps moving.
Bumblekunt bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Alf's guard. #REVB#
Brennan Bumblekunt has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alf keeping moving, preventing Bumblekunt from controlling successfully.
Tenchu Alf overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Alf is trying to control the position but Bumblekunt postures up.
Bumblekunt throws a strike but Alf rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Brennan Bumblekunt.
I think Alf has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 29:28
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tenchu Alf!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 28, 2022

#R1##TD#
Babikov feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Thunderbird has his feet on Babikov's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Babikov looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Thunderbird is fending him off so far but Babikov persists. Nope, Thunderbird circles away and we're back to standing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!#TD#
Babikov shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Thunderbird manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Thunderbird is wriggling around but Babikov manages to pass to half guard. #REVB#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Babikov lands with a punch from half guard.
Babikov looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Babikov is thwarting Thunderbird's attempts to control the position.
Thunderbird makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Thunderbird.
Babikov works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Babikov scoring with strikes to the body and head. #T1#
Babikov working over Thunderbird with some ground and pound. Thunderbird looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Babikov lands with a punch from half guard.
Babikov trying to mount his opponent but Thunderbird defends it.
Babikov uses his free foot to push down on Thunderbird's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Thunderbird.
Babikov postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Thunderbird looks a forlorn figure.
Babikov has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Thunderbird's face.
Thunderbird really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Babikov. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Babikov scoring with strikes but Thunderbird is staying in there.
Babikov working the ground and pound effectively.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Babikov unloading with bombs!
Babikov has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Thunderbird's face.
Babikov working Thunderbird over with strikes here. #T2#
Babikov in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Babikov dominating with strikes here.
Thunderbird wants to control but Babikov is having none of it.
Babikov has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Babikov lands a couple of good shots and Thunderbird has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Babikov softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Babikov cracks Thunderbird with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Thunderbird from the back mount here, looking to soften him up. #ROC#Thunderbird is rocked!
Thunderbird is trying to remain composed but Babikov is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
Thunderbird is still in real trouble! Can Babikov finish him?
Thunderbird looks winded!
Babikov is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Thunderbird up.
A helpless look comes across Thunderbird 's face. He knows he's trapped as Babikov lands a series of unanswered strikes. The ref steps in to stop the fight and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Grigoriy Babikov!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Nov 27, 2022

#R1#
Washington takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Washington throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Washington walks into a straight right hand from Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Washington appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#CL#
Washington closes the distance and clinches.#BC2#
Bumblekunt breaks from the clinch.
Washington avoids the body shot from Bumblekunt. #TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Washington. #SU#
Washington stands up and we're back to a striking position. #TD#
Washington shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bumblekunt is trying to defend but Washington finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SU#
Washington decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet. #T1##CL#
Washington clinches.
Washington wants a takedown. #BC#
Washington breaks the clinch.
Bumblekunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Washingtons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Washington with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bumblekunt makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bumblekunt!
Washington tries to clinch but Bumblekunt moves away
enabling Bumblekunt to counter with a crisp jab. #TD#
Washington shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bumblekunt's guard.
Washington is breathing heavily.#T2#
Bumblekunt wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Washington is now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bumblekunt is trying to stand back up but Washington is controlling him
Washington throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bumblekunt is trying to get back to full guard.#SU#
Washington postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Bumblekunt to stand up.
Washington throws a lazy head kick
and Washington takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bumblekunt moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.#CUT2#It looks like George Washington has been cut.#TD#
Bumblekunt gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Washington to score an easy takedown into full guard.#T3#
Washington won't allow Bumblekunt to get back to his feet.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Bumblekunt is on top in guard. #REVB#
Bumblekunt is pushing down on Washington's leg trying to pass to half guard. Washington is fighting to maintain full guard but Bumblekunt has managed to sneak the leg through.
Bumblekunt wants to get back to his feet.
Bumblekunt perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T4#
Washington missing with punches from the bottom.
Bumblekunt tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Bumblekunt thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Washington's head.
Bumblekunt seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Washington does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SU2#
Bumblekunt stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Washington to get to his feet.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Bumblekunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on George Washington's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Washington tries for a takedown but Bumblekunt circles away easily
and Bumblekunt counters with a two punch combo.
Bumblekunt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bumblekunt lands with a right hand.
George Washington is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick by Washington misses
and Bumblekunt counters with a left and a right that stings Washington. #ROC2#Washington is rocked!
Washington moves to clinch but Bumblekunt breaks away
and Bumblekunt scores with a counter punch that sends Washington to the canvas! Bumblekunt smells blood - he's punishing Washington with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Washington has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chuck Bumblekunt!

Event: QFC Tournament 1124 Round 1
Date: Nov 21, 2022

#R1#
Bumblekunt staying out of range there.
Bumblekunt went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bumblekunt misses the shot to the body.
Smiff uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bumblekunt.
Bumblekunt falls off balance throwing a combination #TD2#
and Smiff counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bumblekunt won't be happy with that.
Bumblekunt gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Smiff landing strikes, looking to finish! #SUB2#
Smiff working from mount. He moves in close and looks like he might be going for an arm triangle... He's hopped off to the side and he's transitioned into an Anaconda choke. Bumblekunt turning a nasty shade of purple. He's refusing to tap but he's gone! He's out! The ref rips Smiff off and cradles Bumblekunt's limp body as Smiff celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Anaconda Choke). Shontavius Smiff!
A very excited looking Shontavius Smiff made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 26, 2016

#R1#
Harris misses with a lunging right hand
and Bumblekunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bumblekunt closes this distance looking for a takedown but Harris circles away.
Harris misses with a body shot.
As Harris looks to move away, Bumblekunt throws a big counter combo but Harris just gets out of the way.
Harris doesn't manage to clinch there - Bumblekunt circles away. #TD#
Bumblekunt shoots in and gets a takedown into Harris's guard.
Bumblekunt controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Harris really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bumblekunt. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Harris wants to stand up but Bumblekunt is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Harris is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Harris tries to stand and escape but Bumblekunt is controlling the position. #T1##SU2#
Harris decides to return to a standing position.
Bumblekunt shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Harris as he jumps to the side.
Harris tests Bumblekunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.#CUT2#
It looks like Brennan Bumblekunt has been cut.
Bumblekunt misses with a takedown
and Harris cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brennan Bumblekunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jab from Harris.
No luck for Bumblekunt with that takedown attempt.
Bumblekunt takes one to the chin there.
Bumblekunt with a lazy takedown attempt #KD2#
and Harris counters with a nice right hand that sends Bumblekunt toppling to the canvas! Bumblekunt scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Harris finish him?!#ROC2#
Bumblekunt is rocked!#T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Harris missing with a left hand there. Bumblekunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Oh Bumblekunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL#
Bumblekunt has taken the fight to the clinch.
Harris cracks Bumblekunt with a nice body shot.
Bumblekunt is breathing heavily.#KD2#
Harris drops Bumblekunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Bumblekunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Harris takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Harris pushes Bumblekunt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Harris lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Harris works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Harris presses Bumblekunt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Still in the clinch, Harris scores with a nice short uppercut.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Harris pushes Bumblekunt against the cage. Harris is working some dirty boxing. Harris pushes off with a quick right hook! Bumblekunt goes down! Bumblekunt tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Harris moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Karl Harris!

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