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Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 14, 2018 |
#R1#
No luck with that takedown attempt from Whitfield.
Fuckjaws swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Whitfield throws a body punch but Fuckjaws moves out of range. #TD2#
Fuckjaws shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Fuckjaws was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Whitfield is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Whitfield's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB2#
Fuckjaws is working to tighten his grip on Whitfield's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Whitfield has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Fuckjaws is really squeezing tight and eventually Whitfield passes out! Fuckjaws breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Faggy Fuckjaws!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 14, 2018 |
#R1#
McFucktwat looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Chandler is fending him off so far but McFucktwat persists. Nope, Chandler circles away and we're back to standing.
Chandler wants to clinch.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown #CL#
and Chandler counters by clinching up.
McFucktwat tries to pull guard but Chandler forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
Chandler fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
McFucktwat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
No luck for Chandler with that takedown attempt.
McFucktwat shoots in looking for a takedown but Chandler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McFucktwat's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#T1#
McFucktwat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Chandler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McFucktwat fails with the takedown#CL#
and Chandler counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Chandler.
Chandler is trying to pull guard but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.
Chandler stops a takedown attempt from McFucktwat.
Chandler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
#TD#
Chandler jumps guard.
McFucktwat trying to stand up but can't free himself from Chandler's guard.
Chandler keeping moving, preventing McFucktwat from controlling successfully. #T2#
McFucktwat looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McFucktwat trying to control but Chandler is working from the bottom.
Chandler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McFucktwat's guard. #REVR#
Chandler won't allow McFucktwat to get back to his feet. #T3##SU#
Chandler stands up from guard. Let's bang! #CL2#
McFucktwat clinches with his opponent.
McFucktwat tries to score a body lock takedown but Chandler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Chandler fails to pull guard.
McFucktwat is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Chandler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Chandler is looking for a takedown.
McFucktwat holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
McFucktwat changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Chandler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McFucktwat fails with a takedown attempt.
Chandler appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.#T4#
McFucktwat throws a lazy head kick
and Chandler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McFucktwat throws a series of punches but Chandler avoids them all with ease.
McFucktwat with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chandler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFucktwat thinking.
McFucktwat shoots in for a takedown but Chandler shows good takedown defense.
McFucktwat looks winded!
McFucktwat shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chandler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#CL#
Chandler fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McFucktwat, pushing him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrell Chandler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Chandler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chandler is looking to clinch.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown attempt
and Chandler counters with a left to the body.
Chandler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McFucktwat can do to turn this around?#CL2#
McFucktwat moves into the clinch.#BC2#
McFucktwat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McFucktwat doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Chandler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFucktwat tries to clinch up.
McFucktwat throws a head kick that misses #TD#
and Chandler counters with a takedown into side control.
Chandler working the ground and pound.#SU#
Chandler decides to take the fight back to the feet. #T1#
No luck for McFucktwat with that takedown attempt.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
McFucktwat is breathing heavily.
Chandler wants to clinch
and McFucktwat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
McFucktwat rushes Chandler and presses him up against the cage.
McFucktwat is working Chandler over against the cage.
Chandler takes a shot to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chandler stops a takedown attempt from McFucktwat.
Chandler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McFucktwat fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Spanky McFucktwat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a stiff right hand.
McFucktwat gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chandler counters with a two punch combo.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chandler fails with the takedown#CL2#
and McFucktwat counters by moving into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFucktwat is defending well against a takedown attempt.#T3#
Chandler is trying to break the clinch but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.
McFucktwat has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Chandler after a bit of a struggle. #BC2#
McFucktwat's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McFucktwat closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Chandler counter with a right hand.
McFucktwat throws a sloppy head kick
and Chandler counters with a left and a right that stings McFucktwat.
Some bone on bone action there as Chandler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McFucktwat throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Chandler to counter with a crisp jab. #T4#
McFucktwat fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chandler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Horrible takedown attempt by McFucktwat or perhaps it was just good defense by Chandler, which made it look bad.
Chandler seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
McFucktwat misses with a double jab
and Chandler counters with a two punch combo.
McFucktwat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Chandler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CL2#
McFucktwat fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chandler, pushing him back against the cage.
Chandler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFucktwat tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrell Chandler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
McFucktwat fails with the takedown.
Chandler feinted with a counter takedown.
McFucktwat goes for a double leg but Chandler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chandler continues to drive forward.
Chandler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
#CL#
Chandler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chandler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
Chandler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFucktwat darts in trying to clinch
and Chandler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chandler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.#T1#
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a series of strikes. McFucktwat will be more careful next time no doubt.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
Chandler stuffs the takedown attempt from McFucktwat. McFucktwat gets slowly back to his feet.
McFucktwat takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#TD2#
McFucktwat bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Chandler regains half guard.
Chandler makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Chandler.#SUB#
Chandler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
#T2#
Chandler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFucktwat is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chandler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Chandler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SU#
Chandler decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McFucktwat, up you get!
Nice takedown defense from Chandler. No joy for McFucktwat on that attempt.
McFucktwat misses with a combination
and Chandler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T3##CL#
Chandler has McFucktwat up against the cage in a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as McFucktwat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Spanky McFucktwat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.#TD#
Chandler manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Chandler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McFucktwat manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR##SU#
Chandler gets to his feet. McFucktwat looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McFucktwat wants to clinch
and Chandler counters with a three punch combo that has McFucktwat backing up. McFucktwat nods at Chandler to acknowledge the strikes.#T4##TD2#
McFucktwat drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.#ES#
Chandler explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFucktwat shoots for a takedown but Chandler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Chandler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
McFucktwat tries for a takedown but Chandler circles away easily
and McFucktwat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chandler is looking to clinch but McFucktwat is avoiding it.
It seemed like McFucktwat was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Spanky McFucktwat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Terrell Chandler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McFucktwat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chandler tries to counter with a takedown but McFucktwat is quick to defend against it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Terrell Chandler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chandler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terrell Chandler!
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 14, 2018 |
#R1#
Bender is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Bormier shoots in and gets a takedown into Bender's guard.
Bormier wants to control from the top but Bender keeps moving.
Bender looking to control.
Bormier trying to control the position from guard on top but Bender is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bormier lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bormier has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bender is proving hard to escape from.
Bender looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Bormier puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard. #T1#
Bender trying to hold on to Bormier's head to control him but Bormier postures up.
Bormier works his foot free and advances to mount.
Bormier is landing with some decent strikes but Bender is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bormier trying to control but he's not successful this time. #SUB2#
Bormier is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Bender has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Bender! #T2#
Bender throws a big elbow that misses.
Bender won't allow Bormier to sweep him here.
Bormier trying to keep a closed guard but Bender is proving a slippery customer.
Bormier has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Bender has passed into side control.
Bormier tries to improve position but can't.
Bormier is trying to control Bender's posture but Bender avoids it. #T3#
Bormier tries to bench press Bender off him but Bender keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Bormier tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Bormier tries to escape but Bender is in control.
Bormier is looking to reverse the position.
Bender taking a break here but Bormier is having none of it and regains half guard.
Bender trying to control from Bormier's half guard. Bormier has other ideas though and has regained full guard. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB2#
Bormier throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Bender trying to control the position from guard on top but Bormier is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Bormier working a defensive guard here.
#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bender shoots and misses #CL2#
and Bormier moves into the clinch.
Bormier avoiding damage.
#TD2#
Bormier decides to pull guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baniel Bormier dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##TD#
Bender looking to score a takedown here. Bormier is defending well but Bender drives through and ends up in Bormier's guard.
Bender has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Bormier looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bormier is trying to control the position but Bender postures up.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Bormier can do anything to dispel that myth.
Bormier wants to sweep here but Bender controlling him for the moment.
Bormier controls Bender momentarily but Bender frees himself.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bender prevents Bormier from getting back to his feet. #T1#
Bender missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bender stopping the sweep attempt from Bormier.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Bormier misses with a double jab
and Bender counters with a two punch combo. #TD2#
Bormier closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bender did well to prevent Bormier getting side control.
Bormier not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Baniel Bormier has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bormier looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bender with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Bormier tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
Bormier not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Bender has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Bormier is working away from the top position though.#T2#
Bormier wants to free his trapped foot but Bender is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Bormier trying to control from half guard but Bender is working away.
Bender taking some punishment here, with Bormier in his half guard.
Bormier tries to pass to full mount but Bender defends it. #T3#
Bormier is trying to control. Bender wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Bormier might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bender haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dillon Bender is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bormier stuffs the takedown attempt from Bender. Bender gets slowly back to his feet.
Bender moves in looking to clinch but Bormier pushes him off.
Bender fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bormier drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Bender defends it well.
Bender changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bormier tries to avoid it but Bender manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bormier to the ground. Bormier escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dillon Bender. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#CL2#
Bormier has managed to clinch.
#T4#
Bormier is trying to break the clinch but Bender is controlling him.#TD2#
Bormier has Bender pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Bormier pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Bender tumbling to the mat - Bormier dives into Bender's guard.
Bender wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Bormier manages to pass to side control. #REVR#
Ground and pound from Bormier.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bormier working Bender over with strikes.
Bender taking some punishment here, with Bormier in his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Baniel Bormier showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Bormier has closed the distance and engaged Bender in a clinch.
Bender pushes off an throws an elbow but Bormier leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bormier is pushing Bender up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bormier has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bender jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bormier walks away with a smile on his face. Bender gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #TD2#
Bormier throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Bender was covering up waiting for the punch and Bormier finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Bormier throws a big right hand that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bormier trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Bender manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVR##T1##SUB2#
Bormier working for a triangle but Bender defends it easily.
Bormier seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Bender wants to control from the top but Bormier keeps moving.
Bormier is trying to keep Bender in close.
#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bender throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bormier works some decent striking defense from the bottom. #SUB2#
Bormier escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bender gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bormier controls Bender momentarily but Bender frees himself.
Bormier wants to sweep but no luck.
Bender throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB2#
Bormier is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bender is aware though and is defending well.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Bender fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bender changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bormier tries to avoid it but Bender manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bormier to the ground. Bormier escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dillon Bender. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
Bormier shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Bormier wants to control from the top but Bender keeps moving.
Bormier working some strikes from top position.
Bender preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bormier scoring with punches to the head and body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Bormier's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Bormier looking to sit in guard and control but Bender gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR##T4#
Bormier is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Bender won't allow Bormier to sweep him here.
Bormier wants to stand and escape but Bender is having none of it.
Bender tries to free his leg and advance position but Bormier is retaining full guard.
Bormier manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bender manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVB#
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bender keeping moving, preventing Bormier from controlling successfully.
And that's the end of the fight!
Baniel Bormier comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bormier has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baniel Bormier!
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