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Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 27, 2018 |
#R1##CL#
McCheaterson closes the distance and clinches.
McCheaterson managing to block the knees to the body from Ben Hassine.
McCheaterson lands an elbow just above Ben Hassine 's eye.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
Ben Hassine working hard to break the clinch.
Ben Hassine jumps guard but McCheaterson stands there with Ben Hassine around his waist. Ben Hassine gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McCheaterson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
McCheaterson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ben Hassine blocks an elbow strike from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McCheaterson is stalling here.
#BC2#
Ben Hassine manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCheaterson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Despite the aggression on Ben Hassine's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
McCheaterson throws a body shot but no joy.
Ben Hassine doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
McCheaterson misses with a series of wild punches.
#T1##CL#
McCheaterson moves into the clinch successfully.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
McCheaterson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McCheaterson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ben Hassine is trying to maintain a safe position but McCheaterson gets an underhook and turns Ben Hassine into the cage.
Ben Hassine jumps guard but McCheaterson stands there with Ben Hassine around his waist. Ben Hassine gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McCheaterson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McCheaterson lands a damaging elbow.
Ben Hassine stalling in the clinch but McCheaterson improves position.
McCheaterson working aggressively here.
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McCheaterson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McCheaterson stalling the fight.
#T2#
Ben Hassine prevents a body shot from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McCheaterson to keep the fight standing.
Cheaty McCheaterson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alaaeddine Ben Hassine.
McCheaterson leaning his opponent against the cage.
McCheaterson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McCheaterson working aggressively here.
Ben Hassine tries to pull guard but McCheaterson holds him up against the cage and eventually Ben Hassine drops back down to his feet.
McCheaterson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
McCheaterson misses with a punch to the body.
McCheaterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow.
McCheaterson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #T3#
McCheaterson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ben Hassine avoids a wild elbow strike from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine blocking some punches.
Ben Hassine takes an elbow to the forehead.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
McCheaterson taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
McCheaterson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McCheaterson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Ben Hassine up against the cage.
Ben Hassine is trying to work for a single leg takedown but McCheaterson pulls him back up using the underhooks.
McCheaterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
McCheaterson tries a body shot but Ben Hassine blocks it.
McCheaterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, McCheaterson throws an elbow but misses.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
#T4#
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Ben Hassine blocks an elbow strike.
Ben Hassine is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McCheaterson is defending well for now.
Ben Hassine is trying to pull guard but McCheaterson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Ben Hassine prevents a body shot from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine avoids a wild elbow strike from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine tries to pull guard but McCheaterson holds him up against the cage and eventually Ben Hassine drops back down to his feet.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
McCheaterson effectively controlling the action here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow.
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it misses.
McCheaterson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cheaty McCheaterson dominated that round.
That's time! McCheaterson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL#
McCheaterson moves into the clinch.
Ben Hassine fails to pull guard.
McCheaterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cheaty McCheaterson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The referee calls for McCheaterson to work.
McCheaterson blocking some punches.
McCheaterson has Ben Hassine pressed against the cage, preventing Ben Hassine from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McCheaterson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Ben Hassine blocks a body shot from McCheaterson.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
McCheaterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCheaterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McCheaterson pushes off an throws an elbow but Ben Hassine leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McCheaterson stalling.
McCheaterson is stalling here.
#T1#
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow.
McCheaterson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it misses.
The referee calls for McCheaterson to work.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ben Hassine is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McCheaterson to keep the fight standing.
McCheaterson pushes off an throws an elbow but Ben Hassine leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ben Hassine avoids the elbow strike from McCheaterson, against the cage.
McCheaterson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ben Hassine misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ben Hassine blocks an elbow strike.
McCheaterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Ben Hassine uses good head movement to avoid it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. #T2#
Ben Hassine avoids a wild elbow strike from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson has Ben Hassine pressed against the cage.
Ben Hassine avoids the elbow strike from McCheaterson, against the cage.
Ben Hassine blocks a body shot from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Stalling in the clinch from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McCheaterson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The referee is keeping an eye on McCheaterson - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Ben Hassine tries to pull guard but McCheaterson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Cheaty McCheaterson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alaaeddine Ben Hassine.#T3#
McCheaterson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ben Hassine's elbow.
Ben Hassine dodges an elbow strike from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McCheaterson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
McCheaterson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ben Hassine fails to pull guard.
McCheaterson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ben Hassine.
Ben Hassine blocks a body shot from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
McCheaterson lands an elbow just above Ben Hassine 's eye.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow.
Ben Hassine jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McCheaterson walks away with a smile on his face. Ben Hassine gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #T4#
A punch combination from Ben Hassine misses.
McCheaterson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#CL#
McCheaterson moves into the clinch successfully.
McCheaterson lands an elbow inside that Ben Hassine shrugs off.
Ben Hassine misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McCheaterson pressing his opponent against the cage.
McCheaterson swings wildly with an uppercut but Ben Hassine uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCheaterson throws an elbow that misses.
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it misses.
Ben Hassine taking a breather.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ben Hassine tries to circle away but McCheaterson has him pinned against the cage.
McCheaterson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
McCheaterson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ben Hassine's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cheaty McCheaterson dominated that second round.
That's time! McCheaterson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
#R3##CL#
McCheaterson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McCheaterson has Ben Hassine pressed against the cage.
Ben Hassine dodges an elbow strike from McCheaterson.
McCheaterson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nice body punch from McCheaterson.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
McCheaterson throws an elbow that misses.
Ben Hassine fails to pull guard.
Ben Hassine blocks the elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the fighters up against the cage, McCheaterson throws an elbow but misses.
McCheaterson stops a takedown attempt from Ben Hassine.
Ben Hassine tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. McCheaterson just stands there and leans against the cage.
Cheaty McCheaterson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alaaeddine Ben Hassine.
Ben Hassine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #T1#
Ben Hassine dodges an elbow strike from McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine jumps guard but McCheaterson stands there with Ben Hassine around his waist. Ben Hassine gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
McCheaterson stalling the fight.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McCheaterson.
Ben Hassine blocks an elbow strike.
McCheaterson lands an elbow inside.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McCheaterson.
McCheaterson throws an elbow that misses.
Ben Hassine is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables McCheaterson to keep the fight standing.
Ben Hassine dodges an elbow strike from McCheaterson.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McCheaterson.
Come on McCheaterson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
McCheaterson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ben Hassine's elbow. #T2#
McCheaterson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, McCheaterson throws an elbow but misses.
Ben Hassine tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ben Hassine takes an elbow to the temple.
Ben Hassine taking a breather.
McCheaterson leaning against his opponent.
McCheaterson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McCheaterson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ben Hassine can do to turn this around?
McCheaterson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McCheaterson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ben Hassine wants to get back to striking at distance but McCheaterson won't allow it.
McCheaterson gets underhooks to prevent Ben Hassine's takedown attempt.
McCheaterson stalling.
McCheaterson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McCheaterson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ben Hassine's brow. #T3#
McCheaterson avoiding damage.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
McCheaterson lands an elbow inside.
McCheaterson misses with a body punch.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow over the top.
McCheaterson stalls.
McCheaterson can't find room to land a body shot as Ben Hassine controls the action.
McCheaterson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
McCheaterson controlling the action here for a moment.
Ben Hassine jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McCheaterson walks away with a smile on his face. Ben Hassine gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Ben Hassine lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.#T4##CL#
McCheaterson clinches.
McCheaterson slowing the pace effectively.
Ben Hassine takes an elbow to the temple.
McCheaterson misses with an elbow strike.
McCheaterson throws an elbow but it misses.
McCheaterson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McCheaterson lands an elbow that stopped Ben Hassine in his tracks for a moment.
McCheaterson tries a body shot but Ben Hassine blocks it.
Ben Hassine working hard to break the clinch.
McCheaterson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Ben Hassine blocks an elbow strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ben Hassine tries to work over McCheaterson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McCheaterson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ben Hassine tries to pull guard but McCheaterson won't allow it.
Alaaeddine Ben Hassine has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cheaty McCheaterson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ben Hassine tries a body shot but McCheaterson blocks it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cheaty McCheaterson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McCheaterson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:24
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:25
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cheaty McCheaterson!
Cheaty McCheaterson thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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Event:
Arlen Bales' Annihilator Ep.6
Date: Mar 23, 2018 |
#R1#
Only falls off balance throwing a combination
and McFatterson counters with a stiff right hand.
McFatterson jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
#CUT#
It looks like Stand Only has been cut.
Only is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Only misses with a series of wild punches.
Only throws a combination that misses
and McFatterson counters with a nice body shot.
Only misses with a jab, cross combination.
It looked like McFatterson was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Only fails to land with a series of punches.
McFatterson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Only takes a step back to recover.
McFatterson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Only chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McFatterson can pounce on him.
McFatterson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Only crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McFatterson - the referee stops the clock and Only gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McFatterson. Only manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Only looks winded!
McFatterson connects with a body shot.
McFatterson throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Only colapses and takes a barrage of punches from McFatterson as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Only is left battered and dazed whilst McFatterson and his camp cheer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fatty McFatterson!
The defeated Stand Only had this to say: 'me sorry next time me hit hader'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 13, 2018 |
#R1##CL#
Owen forces McScrawnerson back against the cage and clinches.
McScrawnerson managing to block the knees to the body from Owen.
Owen displaying some good clinch control by pressing McScrawnerson up against the cage.
McScrawnerson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Owen leaning his opponent against the cage.#TD#
Owen jumps into guard, dragging McScrawnerson to the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McScrawnerson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McScrawnerson trying to control the position from guard on top but Owen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1#
McScrawnerson trying to move into half guard but instead Owen has managed to sweep!#REVR#
McScrawnerson controlling Owen's posture. #SU#
Owen stands and steps away. McScrawnerson gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #TD2#
McScrawnerson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#SUB2#
McScrawnerson is trying to work for a kimura but Owen is defending well.
#SUB2#
McScrawnerson is looking for a kimura but Owen is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for McScrawnerson to get the leverage. #T2#
Owen tries to roll over but McScrawnerson keeps him under control.
Owen is not content to let McScrawnerson control the position.#SUB2#
McScrawnerson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Owen moves into full guard.
McScrawnerson postures up.
Owen keeping full guard, as McScrawnerson tries to pass.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Owen holds on and takes a little breather. #T3#
McScrawnerson trying to control the position from guard on top but Owen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McScrawnerson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
McScrawnerson trying to control but Owen is working from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McScrawnerson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
McScrawnerson shoots in for a takedown but Owen shows good takedown defense.
Owen really is a fat lump.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
McScrawnerson misses with a takedown attempt - Owen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#TD#
Owen closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB#
Owen wants to work for an arm triangle but McScrawnerson is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
McScrawnerson tries to get to full guard but Owen has control of the leg.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
McScrawnerson is controlling Owen's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Owen is trying to control the action in half guard but McScrawnerson is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Maximo Owen dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##CL2#
McScrawnerson takes the fight into the clinch.
Owen tries to pull guard but McScrawnerson holds him up against the cage and eventually Owen drops back down to his feet.
McScrawnerson avoiding damage.
Owen tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD2#
McScrawnerson has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Owen regains guard immediately.
Owen wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and McScrawnerson manages to pass to side control. #REVR##SUB2#
McScrawnerson is working for a submission of some sort.
#T1#
Owen wants to get back to full guard.
Owen might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
McScrawnerson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Owen has managed to free his arm - good work.
Owen won't allow McScrawnerson to pass to mount.
McScrawnerson is trying to control the action in half guard but Owen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Owen is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
McScrawnerson wants to pass the guard but Owen is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
McScrawnerson is keen to just control but Owen is a slippery customer.
McScrawnerson is figuring out what he wants to do next.#SUB2#
McScrawnerson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Owen is just riding it out for now. McScrawnerson eventually gives up the hold.
McScrawnerson blocks the strikes from Owen.
#T3#
Owen wants to control but McScrawnerson is keeping busy.
McScrawnerson works his foot free and advances to mount. #SUB2#
McScrawnerson swings around for an armbar and he's got it! Wow, that came out of nowhere! What a finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Scrawny McScrawnerson!
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