Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: PSE 11
Date: Oct 20, 2018

#R1#
Back Breaker displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Will.
Back Breaker tries a low kick but Will avoids it.#TD#
Back Breaker shoots in and gets a takedown into Will's guard.
Will utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Will tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Back Breaker postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Will is trying to keep Back Breaker in close.
Back Breaker trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Will looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Will keeping moving, preventing Back Breaker from controlling successfully.
Back Breaker postures up in Will's guard and throws a big left but Will blocks it.
Back Breaker with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Back Breaker looking to pass the guard. #T1#
Will wants to sweep but no luck.
Back Breaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Will has wrist control.
Back Breaker working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Will working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Back Breaker.
Back Breaker chips away with some ground and pound.
Will controls Back Breaker momentarily but Back Breaker frees himself.
Back Breaker could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Will might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Back Breaker haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Back Breaker working some strikes from top position.
Back Breaker working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Will preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Back Breaker trying to control the position from guard on top but Will is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T2#
Back Breaker postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Back Breaker scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Back Breaker throwing strikes from guard but Will blocks nicely.
Back Breaker trying to control but Will is working from the bottom.
Will not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Back Breaker working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Back Breaker postures up in Will's guard and throws a big left but Will blocks it.
Back Breaker looking to sit in guard and control but Will gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Will postures up and lands a big shot to Back Breaker's brow. #SUB#
Back Breaker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Will defends well.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!#SUB#
Back Breaker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T3##SUB#
Back Breaker working for a triangle but Will defends it easily. #SUB#
Back Breaker working for a triangle but Will defends it easily. #SUB#
Back Breaker is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Will defends well.#SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Will trying to control but Back Breaker is working from the bottom.
Will throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Back Breaker is looking for a triangle but Will pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Back Breaker is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Will trying to control but Back Breaker is working from the bottom.
Will is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.#SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Will passes into half guard.
Will not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions off his back.
Will passes to side control.
Back Breaker struggling a bit here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Doctor Back Breaker dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Back Breaker enables Will to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Back Breaker manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Back Breaker is trying to keep Will in close. #SUB#
Back Breaker has his foot on Will's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Will works his way back into a safe position though.
Will sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Back Breaker's guard.
Back Breaker is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Will scores with a couple of nice shots.
Back Breaker is refusing to be controlled, as Will sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Will is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Back Breaker sees it coming and defends easily.#SUB#
Back Breaker looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Back Breaker tries to roll over but Will keeps him under control.
Will wants to control but Back Breaker is keeping him busy. #SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions off his back.#T1#
Will seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Back Breaker looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Will prevents Back Breaker from improving his position.#SUB2#
Will is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Will is trying to control the action in half guard but Back Breaker is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Back Breaker is pressing down on Will's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Back Breaker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Will wants to pass the guard but Back Breaker is keeping the position.#SUB#
Back Breaker has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Will can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Will throwing strikes from guard but Back Breaker blocks nicely. #T2##SUB#
Back Breaker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Back Breaker trying to control the position.
Will wants to control from the top but Back Breaker keeps moving.
Will looking to sit in guard and control but Back Breaker gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Back Breaker scoring with some ground and pound.
Will preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Back Breaker in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Will trying to keep a closed guard but Back Breaker is proving a slippery customer.
Back Breaker has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#T3#
Back Breaker throws a big right hand that misses.
Back Breaker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Will's head.
Back Breaker is looking to work some ground and pound but Will has wrist control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Back Breaker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Back Breaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Will can do to turn this around?
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Back Breaker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Will keeping moving, preventing Back Breaker from controlling successfully.
Back Breaker looking to sit in guard and control but Will gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVB#
Will trying to control the position from guard on top but Back Breaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Back Breaker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Will defends it easily.
Back Breaker can't keep his opponent in guard - Will advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount. #T4#
Back Breaker wants to improve his position but Will is controlling well.
Will wants to take a breather but Back Breaker is having none of it.
Back Breaker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Ground and pound from Will.
Will seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Back Breaker does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB#
Back Breaker actively working from the bottom here.#SUB2#
Will is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Will drops an elbow to the side of Back Breaker's head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Back Breaker is trying to get back to full guard.
Will sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Back Breaker defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but John Will will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Will shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Back Breaker manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB#
Back Breaker had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Will defends it easily.#SUB#
Back Breaker throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Will trying to control the position from guard on top but Back Breaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Back Breaker is controlling Will's posture.#SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Back Breaker keeping moving, preventing Will from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Back Breaker looking for a guillotine here but Will defends easily.
Will trying to control the position from guard on top but Back Breaker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T1##SUB#
Back Breaker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Will gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Will is pushing down on Back Breaker's leg trying to pass to half guard. Back Breaker is fighting to maintain full guard but Will has managed to sneak the leg through.
Will not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #SUB#
Back Breaker actively working from the bottom here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Back Breaker blocking the ground and pound attempt from Will.
Will is trying to control the action in half guard but Back Breaker is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Back Breaker manages to get to full guard.
Doctor Back Breaker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Will postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SUB#
Back Breaker is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #T2#
Will sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Back Breaker's guard.
Will throwing shots but Back Breaker is blocking nicely.
Will trying to control the action but Back Breaker is working from the bottom. #SUB2#
Will is working for a submission of some sort. #SUB#
Back Breaker looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Back Breaker is looking to improve his position.
Will passes the guard and advances to mount!
Back Breaker is wriggling around trying to escape. #T3#
Back Breaker is squirming around, avoiding Will's attempts to control the action.
Back Breaker tries to hold on but Will postures up.
Will tries to control but Back Breaker wriggling away.
Back Breaker is desperately trying to improve his position but Will has a good base and remains in mount.
Back Breaker avoids a series of strikes thrown by Will.
Back Breaker is working to get back to half guard. #T4#
Back Breaker is working hard here to advance position.
Will trying to control but Back Breaker is having none of it.
Back Breaker can't escape the position. #SUB2#
Will is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Back Breaker is surviving well by controlling Will's body position as best he can. #SUB2#
Will swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Back Breaker is now in Will's guard. A big mistake from Will there, giving up the dominant position!
Back Breaker prevents Will from getting back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Will trying to keep a closed guard but Back Breaker is proving a slippery customer.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Will comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Will has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Will!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 08, 2018

#R1#
Rice fails to land with a series of punches.
Rice falls off balance throwing a combination #KD2#
and Turd counters with a crisp one two that drops Rice! Turd thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Rice to his feet! Rice is in big trouble!
Rice swings widly with a right hand
and Turd scores with a counter punch that sends Rice to the canvas! Turd smells blood - he's punishing Rice with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Rice has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lee Turd!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 23, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Turd closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. #SUB2#
Turd seems to be working for a kimura but Parrish defends the submission attempt.#SUB2#
Turd is working for a kimura but Parrish is defending it quite comfortably.
Parrish is trying to get back to full guard.
Parrish is working hard here to advance position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parrish desperately trying to maintain half guard. #SU2#
Turd decides to stand and escape the position. #T1##CL#
Parrish clinches up with Turd and pushes him back against the cage.
Turd can't break the clinch.
Parrish tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Parrish tries to stall but Turd uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Turd is trying to force a seperation but Parrish has the dominant position.
Parrish jumps guard but Turd stands there with Parrish around his waist. Parrish gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Turd tries to circle away but Parrish has him pinned against the cage.#TD2#
Turd jumps guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Turd has momentary wrist control but Parrish slips an elbow through the middle.#T2#
Parrish in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parrish working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turd's head.
Turd looking to hit a scissor sweep but Parrish is one step ahead there.
Parrish postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Turd is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Parrish is controlling him. #SUB2#
Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Parrish gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T3#
Parrish postures up in Turd's guard and throws a big left but Turd blocks it.
Parrish chips away with some ground and pound.
Parrish scoring with punches to the head and body. #SUB2#
Turd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parrish is aware though and is defending well.#SUB2#
Turd is looking for a triangle but Parrish pushes his legs off easily.
Turd looks winded!#SUB2#
Turd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Parrish is aware though and is defending well.
Turd avoiding any damage from the ground and pound. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Parrish scoring with some ground and pound.
Turd really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Parrish. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Parrish postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #SU#
Parrish decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #TD#
Parrish closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Turd taking some punishment here, with Parrish in his half guard.
Parrish not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd tries to roll over but Parrish keeps him under control.
Turd is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jerry Parrish dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Parrish dives in for a single leg takedown but Turd sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Turd is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#TD2#
Turd dives in and scores a takedown into Parrish's guard.#ES#
Parrish manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.#TD#
Parrish jumps into guard, dragging Turd to the mat. #SU2#
Turd stands up from Parrish's guard - Turd perhaps looking for a knockout. #TD2#
Turd gets the takedown into side control.
Parrish bucks up and tries to throw Turd off but instead Turd has got his back!
Jerry Parrish overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parrish might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Turd controls the position.
Parrish is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
Turd is trying to stick to Parrish's back but Parrish is turning into Turd. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Turd's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Parrish.#T1#
Turd striking off his back but it's not causing Parrish any problems.
Turd pulls Parrish in close to prevent any damage. #SUB2#
Turd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Parrish gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Turd controls Parrish momentarily but Parrish frees himself. #SUB2#
Turd looking for subs off his back but Parrish has passed one foot through into half guard. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Turd is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Turd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Parrish has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Parrish postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect. #T3#
Parrish postures up in Turd's guard and throws a big left but Turd blocks it.
Parrish could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Turd wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Parrish throws a strike but Turd rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Parrish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Parrish is trying to control the position but Turd postures up. #SU2#
Turd stands up from guard. Let's bang! #T4##CL2#
Turd has closed the distance and engaged Parrish in a clinch.
Parrish tries for a takedown but Turd manages to get underhooks.
Parrish wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerry Parrish. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parrish has Turd pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Turd manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Turd lands with a light punch inside. #TD2#
Turd pulls guard successfully.
Turd has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Turd's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Lee Turd will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
#R3#
Turd throws a push kick but Parrish slaps the foot to one side. #TD2#
Turd shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Parrish is trying to defend but Turd finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Turd performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Parrish trying to control but Turd postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd wants to take a breather but Parrish is having none of it.
Parrish works his way to full guard. Good work.
Turd looking to pass the guard. #T1#
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Parrish is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Turd is continuing to stall.
Parrish tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Parrish manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Turd manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR#
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parrish is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Parrish's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #T2#
Turd has momentary wrist control but Parrish slips an elbow through the middle.
Turd is trying to control the position but Parrish postures up.
Parrish is looking to work some ground and pound but Turd has wrist control.
Turd is controlling Parrish's posture.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Parrish in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Parrish working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T3##TD2#
Turd closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Turd lands in his opponent's guard.
Parrish has a closed guard, preventing Turd from standing up. #SU2#
Turd gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #TD2#
Turd scores with a takedown into Parrish's guard.
Parrish keeping moving, preventing Turd from controlling successfully. #T4#
Parrish controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
Turd won't allow Parrish to sweep him here. #SU2#
Turd decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #TD2#
Turd shoots in and bounces Parrish off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
Judge Josh West scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Turd!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 17, 2018

#R1#
Bolton dodges the punch combination from Turd. #CL2#
Turd clinches.
Bolton wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Turd blocking some punches.
Turd lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bolton.#TD2#
Turd jumps guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bolton wants to stand but Turd is controlling his posture from full guard.
Bolton could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SU#
Bolton decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Turd, up you get! #T1#
Bolton shoots and misses #CL2#
and Turd counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Turd.
Turd stalls.
Bolton is looking to control Turd's arms but Turd gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bolton has his back to the cage. #TD2#
Bolton is fighting off a takedown attempt but Turd is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Bolton to the mat. Bolton regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.#ES#
Bolton is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Turd presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Turd throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bolton stalling in the clinch. #TD2#
Turd pulls Bolton into guard. #SUB2#
Turd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Turd lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd showing good wrestling skills to control the position. #T2#
Turd advances to half guard.
Bolton is breathing heavily.
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bolton is trying to stand back up but Turd is controlling him
Turd is taking a breather. Bolton says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Bolton wants to control the action here but instead Turd manages to pass to full mount!
You get the feeling that Bolton really doesn't like being in this position too much. #T3##SUB2#
Turd looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Turd thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch! #SUB2#
Turd looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Poor strikes thrown by Turd there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
The referee warns Bolton that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Roderick Bolton has been cut.
Turd fails to move to back control. #T4#
Turd controlling from the full mount. #SUB2#
Turd has control of Bolton's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Bolton regains control of the situation pretty easily. #SUB2#
Turd is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Bolton can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roderick Bolton's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##KD2#
Turd lands a left and a right that send Bolton crashing to the mat, dazed. Turd thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#ROC2#
Bolton is rocked!
Turd lands a big right hook! Bolton looks hurt but is still standing! Turd lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Bolton falls down and Turd dives in with a huge hammer fist! Bolton's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Turd runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lee Turd!

Event: PSE 7
Date: Sep 15, 2018

#R1#
Will ducks right into an uppercut from Laciee.
Will looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Laciee sizes up Will with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #CL#
Laciee closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. #TD#
Laciee jumps into guard, dragging Will to the mat. #SUB#
Will is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Laciee has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Will is looking to defend but Laciee has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Will! Laciee pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Will taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Doso Laciee!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Doso Laciee made sure he mentioned Woodshins' Ship, along with how happy he was to win his fight.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 11, 2018

#R1#
Rojas takes a jab right on the kisser. #CUT2#
It looks like Darrel Rojas has been cut.#TD2#
Turd is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Rojas's half guard.
Turd prevents Rojas from improving his position.
Rojas trying to control here.
Rojas is looking to improve his position.
Turd trying to control the pace.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rojas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd. #T1##SUB2#
Turd is looking for a kimura but Rojas is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Turd to get the leverage.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rojas manages to get to full guard.
Turd not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rojas is keeping the position for now.
Rojas has his hands on Turd's head, controlling the position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Turd scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Rojas tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Turd really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Rojas. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Turd trying to control the action but Rojas is working from the bottom.
Turd trying to control the pace.
Rojas moves into full guard. #T3#
Turd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is working from the bottom.
Turd throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Rojas works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd tries to free his leg and advance position but Rojas is retaining full guard.
Rojas could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Turd sitting in guard here, content to control. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.#TD2#
Turd looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Rojas!
Turd trying to control the action but Rojas is working from the bottom. #SU2#
Turd stands up. #TD2#
Turd closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Darrel Rojas's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Rojas tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Rojas tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab. #TD2#
Turd gets a double leg takedown into Rojas's guard.
Rojas wants to improve his position but instead Turd has moved into half guard.
Rojas is trying to control but can't.
Lee Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd with the ground and pound but Rojas uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Rojas might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #T1#
Turd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Rojas is keeping the position for now.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
Rojas working a defensive guard but Turd passes into half guard.
Turd is trying to control. Rojas wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rojas is pressing down on Turd's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Turd has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turd seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Rojas will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Rojas being controlled here, momentarily.
Turd's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#CL2#
Turd drives through and clinches with Rojas against the cage.
Rojas is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Turd gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Turd gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Rojas.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T3##TD2#
Turd has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Rojas is trying to keep an underhook but Turd manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Rojas wants to improve his position but Turd is controlling well.
Turd perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Turd is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Turd throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Turd looking to ground and pound but Rojas is blocking nicely.
Turd takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.#T4#
Turd throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Rojas because Turd loaded up on that one.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is having none of it.
Rojas tries to hold on but Turd postures up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB2#
Turd looking to secure an arm triangle but Rojas defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Turd is working for a guillotine from mount but Rojas frees his head quite easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Darrel Rojas's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3##TD2#
Rojas gets caught flat footed, as Turd shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Rojas thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rojas looking to control. #T1#
Rojas wants to sweep but no luck.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#SUB#
Rojas working for a triangle but Turd defends it easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd wants to control from the top but Rojas keeps moving. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Turd lands with a shot to the body. #CL2#
Turd forces Rojas back against the cage and clinches.#T2##TD#
Rojas has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Turd clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!#ES2#
Turd is trying to shake Rojas off. He's managed it and has hopped back to his feet! Rojas won't be happy about giving up the dominant position.#CL2#
Turd moves into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd content to slow the pace in the clinch. #TD2#
Turd gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Turd slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Turd trying to control but Rojas is working from the bottom. #T3#
Turd wanted to stand there but Rojas had control of the position.
Rojas working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
More stalling from Turd.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Rojas looking for a sweep. Not yet Rojas, not yet. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#TD2#
Turd looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Rojas blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Turd slows the pace down in half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turd has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 26:30
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Turd!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Sep 06, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Turd closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Logan quickly recovers to half guard.
Logan tries to kick Turd off in order to stand up. Turd Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
Logan can't do much from the bottom here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Turd wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Logan, who protects the arm well.
Turd is staying tight to Logan's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Turd postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd prevents Logan from escaping the position.
Turd tries to advance to mount but Logan denies him.
Turd working away.#T1#
Logan is looking for a sweep.#SU2#
Turd stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Logan shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Turd pinned against the cage. Turd gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Turd throws a counter combo.#KD2#
Turd drops Logan with a beautiful combination! Logan stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Turd is looking for the KO!#CUT2#
It looks like Rey Logan has been cut.
Turd pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Logan tries to close the distance and clinch up but Turd swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Turd tries to counter by closing the distance.#T2##CL2#
Logan gets tackled into the cage by Turd. Turd maintains the clinch.
Turd dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Logan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Turd's elbow. #BC#
Logan breaks from the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Horrible takedown attempt by Logan or perhaps it was just good defense by Turd, which made it look bad. #TD2#
Turd closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Logan quickly recovers to half guard.#ES#
Logan has one foot on Turd's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Turd throws a head kick but Logan moves out of range. #T3#
Logan fails with an attempt to clinch.
As Logan backs off Turd throws a huge counter combo but Logan manages to avoid it all.#TD2#
Turd closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Turd lands in his opponent's guard.
Turd is stalling in the full guard.
Logan working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Logan trying to control the position.
Turd content to stall in guard here.
Logan could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T4#
Logan working a defensive guard but Turd passes into half guard.
Logan trying to control but Turd postures up.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Turd in particular looking to stall.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Turd passes to side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Turd dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Rey Logan's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Logan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Turd counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Logan thinking. #TD2#
Turd looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Logan!
Logan can't do much from the bottom here. #SU2#
Turd decides to stand back up. #TD2#
Turd shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Logan tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Turd manages to move to mount!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd controlling the position easily from mount. #T1#
Turd throws some wild stikes that Logan manages to avoid easily.
Turd tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Turd looking to ground and pound but Logan is blocking nicely.
Lee Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd avoids the attempt from Logan to control.#SUB2#
Turd has control of Logan's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Logan regains control of the situation pretty easily. #T2#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Logan wants to improve position but instead he's given up his back.
Turd misses with a punch to the head. #SUB2#
Logan showing good submission defense here.
Logan trying to control but not successfully. #T3##SUB2#
Turd has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Logan has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #SUB2#
Turd is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Logan has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Turd throwing wild punches that miss their target. #SUB2#
Turd has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Logan has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
Even with his hooks in, Turd manages to miss with strikes from the back. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Logan is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Turd.
Logan tries to break free. #SUB2#
Turd has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #SUB2#
Turd has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Logan has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Turd controls the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lee Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Rey Logan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Turd drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Logan is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.
Turd postures up in Logan's guard and throws a big left but Logan blocks it.
Turd is looking to work some ground and pound but Logan has wrist control.
Logan is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.
Turd is stalling in the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Logan trying to keep a closed guard but Turd is proving a slippery customer.
Turd engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Logan might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T1##REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#CL2#
Turd drives through and clinches with Logan against the cage.
Logan is trying to force a seperation but Turd has the dominant position.
Turd prevents a body shot from Logan.
Logan tries a body shot but Turd blocks it. #TD2#
Turd gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Turd takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Turd trying to mount his opponent but Logan defends it. #T2#
Turd stalling.
Logan trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Turd manages to pass to mount!
Logan is working to get back to half guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Logan is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Logan is squirming around, avoiding Turd's attempts to control the action. #T3#
Turd is looking to work his way around to Logan's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Turd controlling the pace for now.
Turd's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Turd thowing shots but they're missing.
Turd fails to advance to Logan's back. #SUB2#
Turd looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Poor strikes thrown by Turd there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Logan tries to hold on but Turd pushes him away.
Turd sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Turd is continuing to stall.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Turd punishing his opponent with strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lee Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turd has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 27:30
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lee Turd!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 30, 2018

#R1#
Turd shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cross sprawls well. Cross wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Turd gets slowly back to his feet.
Cross throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Turd to counter with a crisp jab. #CUT2#
It looks like Steven Cross has been cut.
Turd lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Turd closes the distance and clinches up with Cross, looking for a takedown. Turd pushes Cross against the cage but Cross circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Turd with a poor takedown
and Cross counters with a three punch combo that has Turd backing up. Turd nods at Cross to acknowledge the strikes.
Steven Cross has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Turd.#CL2#
Turd takes the fight into the clinch.
Turd is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Cross struggles to land a body shot inside as Turd controls his hands.
Turd drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Cross gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Cross lands an elbow inside. #T1#
Cross wants a takedown. #TD2#
Turd pulls guard successfully.
Cross throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB2#
Turd looking for a guillotine here but Cross defends easily.
Turd looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Turd looking for a sweep. Not yet Turd, not yet.
Turd is pulling down on Cross's head to control his posture.
Cross might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cross stops Turd from standing up.
Turd is trying to keep Cross in close. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL#
Cross has Turd up against the cage in a clinch.
Turd changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cross fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Cross tries to counter with a takedown but Turd is quick to defend against it.
Turd digs a good hook to Cross's body. #T3#
Turd goes for a double leg but Cross avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cross continues to drive forward.
Cross doesn't manage to clinch there - Turd circles away.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Turd looks winded!
Nice takedown defense from Cross. No joy for Turd on that attempt.
Cross wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
Cross tries to clinch but Turd moves out of range.
Cross could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Cross defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Turd.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#CL#
Cross has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cross jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Turd walks away with a smile on his face. Cross gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #T4##CL2#
Turd drives through and clinches with Cross against the cage.
Cross tries a knee to the head but Turd blocks it.
Cross jumps guard but Turd stands there with Cross around his waist. Cross gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cross tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Turd just stands there and leans against the cage.
Cross fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cross utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Cross is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Turd pulls him back up using the underhooks. #TD2#
Turd jumps into guard, dragging Cross to the mat.
Cross missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cross scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Cross has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cross loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Turd is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Steven Cross will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Steven Cross's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Cross slaps away a takedown attempt from Turd, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Steven Cross is winning the standup battle so far.
Turd keeps the fight on the outside.
Turd shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#CL2#
Turd moves into the clinch.
Cross lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Turd.
Cross tries to score a body lock takedown but Turd shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd goes for a takedown attempt but Cross pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Steven Cross has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Turd.
Turd is breathing heavily.#TD#
Cross manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Turd on his heels. He'll look to pass Turd's guard now, I'm sure.#T1##SUB2#
Turd had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cross defends it easily.
Cross with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cross seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Cross throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turd works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Cross in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cross throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turd works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SUB2#
Turd has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Cross is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Turd.#T2#
An elbow from Cross crashes against the mat.
Cross looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Turd is avoiding damage well.
Cross sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Turd is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Turd takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cross wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Steven Cross overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cross lands some shots froms side control.
Cross throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Turd tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cross wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T3#
Cross cracks Turd with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Cross looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Turd is avoiding damage well.
Cross lands a few punches from side control.
Cross sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Turd is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Turd managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Cross.
Cross throwing strikes but Turd manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Turd working away.
Cross wants to get back to his feet but Turd drags him back down.
Turd postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Cross is trying to get back to his feet.
Cross is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Cross is looking to escape.#T4#
Cross controlling the position for now.#SUB2#
Turd is looking for a kimura here.
Turd trying to control the action but Cross is working from the bottom.
Cross slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Turd drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Turd jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cross is trying to control the position but Turd postures up.
Cross keeping full guard, as Turd tries to pass.
Turd postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steven Cross dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Steven Cross's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Cross moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
Turd throws a head kick that misses.
Cross appears to be looking for a big counter.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Turd shoots for a double leg takedown but Cross sprawls well. He's pushed Turd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cross half committed to a counter leg kick.
Turd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#CL#
Cross clinches.
Cross is trying to pull guard but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Cross wants a takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cross is looking to take this one to the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steven Cross. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Cross gets control of Turd's arms and successfully pulls guard. Cross will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cross is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T1#
Turd seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SU2#
Turd stands up from Cross's guard - Turd perhaps looking for a knockout.
Turd looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cross but Cross pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Cross tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Turd throws a head kick but Cross moves out of range. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#CL2#
Turd clinches with his opponent.
Cross is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Turd is defending well against a takedown attempt.#TD#
Turd is fighting off a takedown attempt but Cross is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Turd to the mat. Turd regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Cross lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Turd not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Turd wants to control the position but Cross says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Turd wants to get back to full guard.
Cross missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cross thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cross throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turd blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cross.
Cross looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Turd with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position. #T3#
Turd is looking to improve his position.
Turd is trying to maintain the position but Cross is very close to passing his half guard.
Cross scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cross prevents Turd from improving his position.
Cross lands strikes from half guard.
Cross missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cross thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cross lands a nice short elbow.
Cross thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Turd's head.
Turd is trying to maintain the position but Cross is very close to passing his half guard.#T4#
Cross not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cross lands strikes from half guard.
Cross working Turd over with strikes.
Cross scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Cross winds up and cracks Turd with a swinging punch to the side of the head. #SUB#
Cross wants to work for an arm triangle but Turd is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Turd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.#SUB2#
Turd looking for a guillotine here but Cross defends easily.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Turd is trying to control the position but Cross postures up.

And that's the end of the fight!
Steven Cross showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cross has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 29:28
Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Steven Cross!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 14, 2018

#R1#
Hyde tries to clinch up.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Hyde.
Turd throws a right and a left that Hyde avoids nicely. #CL2#
Turd pushes Hyde up against the cage in a clinch.
Hyde holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hyde wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Turd has him pressed against the cage.
Turd tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hyde just stands there and leans against the cage.
Turd is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd is working for takedown but Hyde is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jarred Hyde has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Turd.
Hyde stalling against the cage.
Hyde slowing the pace effectively.#BC#
Hyde breaks from the clinch.
Turd lands a nice hook to Hyde's body. Hyde takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes. #T1#
Hyde fails to land the takedown.
Turd changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.#CL2#
Turd closes the distance and clinches. #BC#
Hyde breaks from the clinch.
Turd misses with a head kick.
Hyde misses with a takedown
and Hyde takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #CUT2#
It looks like Jarred Hyde has been cut.
Turd avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Turd throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD#
and Hyde counters with a shoot takedown. Turd fights it but they end up in guard. #ES2#
Turd scrambles and gets back to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd doesn't manage to clinch there - Hyde circles away. #T2#
Turd closes this distance looking for a takedown but Hyde circles away.
A counter left hand to the body from Hyde misses its target.
Turd shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hyde as he jumps to the side.
A little feinted left hand from Hyde on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Turd looks winded!#CL#
Hyde has Turd up against the cage in a clinch.
Turd has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hyde is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#BC#
Hyde pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hyde stuffs the takedown attempt from Turd. Turd gets slowly back to his feet. #T3##TD#
Hyde closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Turd did well to prevent Hyde getting side control.
Turd pushes Hyde off but Hyde dives into side control.
Hyde wants to stand but Turd has his arm trapped.
Check out the look on Hyde's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Hyde scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Turd to see if he's OK.
Hyde working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Hyde creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Turd wants to control but Hyde postures up.#T4#
Hyde landing strikes.
Hyde throws a strike aimed at the side of Turd's head but Turd avoids it well.
Hyde could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hyde in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Turd dodges the ground and pound from Hyde.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Hyde tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hyde has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Hyde misses with the ground and pound.
Hyde working away.
Hyde tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jarred Hyde dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jarred Hyde's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##CL#
Hyde clinches.
Hyde wants to get back to striking at distance but Turd won't allow it.
Hyde is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The referee calls for Turd to work.
Turd is defending well against a takedown attempt.#BC#
Hyde breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lee Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd stuffs the takedown.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hyde tries to break the clinch but Turd is controlling the position.
Turd tries to score a body lock takedown but Hyde shows good agility there to stay on his feet.#TD2#
Turd pulls guard effortlessly. #T1#
Turd pulls Hyde in close to prevent any damage.
Turd is looking to stand up but Hyde isn't so interested in that idea.
Hyde throws a big elbow that misses.
Turd controls Hyde momentarily but Hyde frees himself.
Turd tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Turd wants to hit a switch here but Hyde passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Turd there!
Turd wants to hold on but Hyde pushes him away.
Jarred Hyde overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Hyde working for a guillotine from mount but Turd is in no mood to give up.
Turd tries to lock up and control but Hyde gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Hyde unloading with bombs!
Hyde lands a heavy elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Hyde looking to secure an arm triangle but Turd defends it well.
Turd is working to get back to half guard.
Hyde has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#T3#
Hyde lands a heavy elbow.
Hyde avoids the attempt from Turd to control.
Turd is trying desperately to improve position.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Hyde with a couple of short strikes.
Hyde avoids the attempt from Turd to control.
Turd bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!#T4#
Turd is pushing down on Hyde's leg trying to pass to half guard. Hyde is fighting to maintain full guard but Turd has managed to sneak the leg through.
Hyde trying to control here.
Hyde keeping hold of Turd's head, controlling as best he can.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Hyde makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hyde.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jarred Hyde dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jarred Hyde's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Hyde throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Turd tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Hyde is in Turd's guard.#ES2#
Turd is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Hyde presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat. #TD#
Hyde has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Turd uses from the top position.
Hyde is trying to hold Turd in close to prevent damage but Turd has managed to pass into half guard.
Turd wants to take a breather but Hyde is having none of it.
Turd looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SU2#
Turd decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet. #T1##CL#
Hyde gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Turd prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#BC#
Hyde escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hyde moves in looking to clinch but Turd pushes him off.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Hyde checks a leg kick.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt.
Turd moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.#CL#
Hyde moves into range and clinches up with Turd.#T2##BC#
Hyde manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Turd moves into the clinch successfully.
Turd jumps guard but Hyde stands there with Turd around his waist. Turd gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Turd drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Jarred Hyde has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Turd.
Turd tries to pull guard but Hyde holds him up against the cage and eventually Turd drops back down to his feet.
Turd can't break the clinch. #BC#
Hyde pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hyde is looking to clinch.
Turd tries to clinch up.#T3#
Turd looks to land a combination. Hyde sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Turd looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Turd swinging wildly here. #CL#
Hyde forces Turd back against the cage and clinches.#BC#
Hyde breaks the clinch.
Turd stuffs the takedown.
Turd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Turd shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hyde pinned against the cage. Hyde gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T4#
Turd shoots for a double leg takedown but Hyde sprawls well. He's pushed Turd's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. #CL#
Hyde clinches with his opponent. #TD#
Hyde is trying to trip Turd. He has hold of a leg but Turd is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Hyde persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hyde wants to stand but Turd has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Hyde with a nice head shot there.
Hyde landing some decent shots from guard.
Lee Turd has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jarred Hyde is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#SU#
Turd is working an open guard so Hyde takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Jarred Hyde.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Hyde, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jarred Hyde!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Aug 08, 2018

#R1#
Turd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Turd has a takedown stuffed.
Murda tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Turd has his takedown stuffed#TD2#
and Murda counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lee Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd trying to control but Murda postures up.
Turd regains full guard. Nicely done.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Turd is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Murda postures up. #T1##SUB#
Turd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Murda defends well.
Turd looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #SU2#
Turd is working an open guard so Murda takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Turd throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Murda counters with a single leg into guard. Turd didn't expect that.
Turd wants to stand up but Murda is controlling him. #SU2#
Murda gets to his feet. Turd looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #T2#
Turd tries to clinch up#TD2#
so Murda counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility. #SU2#
Murda stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Turd throws a combination. Murda tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Turd is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!#CL#
Turd clinches with his opponent.
Murda looking for a takedown.
Turd drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Murda gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Murda gets underhooks to prevent Turd's takedown attempt. #T3#
Turd is pressed up against the cage. Murda has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Turd down to the mat. Turd avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Turd looks to clinch #TD2#
and Murda counters with a single leg into guard. Turd didn't expect that. #SU2#
Murda gets to his feet - Turd follows without any prompting.
Turd closes the distance but Murda moves to the side #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into half guard. #SUB#
Turd looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SU2#
Murda stands up and beckons Turd to join him on the feet. #T4#
Turd has his takedown stuffed#TD2#
and Murda counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Turd!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck. #SU2#
Murda stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Turd has his takedown stuffed#TD2#
and Murda counters with a shoot takedown. Turd fights it but they end up in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Murda dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Turd throws a lazy body kick #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Turd wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Murda manages to pass to side control. #REVR##SU2#
Murda stands up from half guard.
Turd throws a lazy uppercut #TD2#
and Murda counters with a takedown into side control.
Turd is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Turd trying to control but Murda postures up.
Johnny Murda has got the better of the ground game so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SU2#
Murda escapes and gets back to his feet. #T1#
Turd misses the body punch #TD2#
and Murda decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turd's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#SU2#
Murda gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Turd throws a sloppy head kick #TD2#
so Murda counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Turd wants to get back to his feet but Murda passes into half guard. #REVR##SU2#
Murda postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Turd to stand up. #CL#
Turd moves into the clinch successfully. #TD2#
Murda gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd trying to get back to full guard but Murda takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!#T2##SU2#
Murda get's back to his feet.
Turd falls off balance throwing a combination #TD2#
and Murda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Murda . #SU2#
Murda stands up and waves to Turd to follow him.
Turd shoots in for a takedown but Murda shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Turd shoots and misses #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into guard. #SU2#
Murda stands and steps away. Turd gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Turd misses with a double jab #TD2#
and Murda counters with a takedown into side control. #T3##SU2#
Murda decides to stand up, so the ref orders Turd to his feet.
Turd fails with the takedown#TD2#
and Murda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Murda .
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lee Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.#SU2#
Murda stands up from Turd's guard - Murda perhaps looking for a knockout.
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Murda 's waist but Murda gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
Turd gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #TD2#
so Murda counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Turd wants to get back to his feet but Murda passes into half guard. #T4##REVR##SU2#
Murda decides to stand and escape the position.
Turd tries to grapple but his opponent circles #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Turd is trying to escape back to his feet but Murda uses the scramble to pass into side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.#SU2#
Murda stands up and beckons Turd to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Murda showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Turd throws an off balance right hand #TD2#
and Murda decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turd's guard.#SU2#
Murda stands and steps away. Turd gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
No luck for Turd with that takedown attempt.
Murda tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Turd wants to clinch#TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into side control. Turd won't be happy with that. #SU2#
Murda decides to stand back up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Turd misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Murda decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turd's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turd is trying to control the position but Murda postures up. #T1##SU2#
Turd is working an open guard so Murda takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Turd gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into side control. Turd won't be happy with that. #SU2#
Murda decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Turd doesn't succeed with the takedown#TD2#
and Murda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Murda .
Turd wants to get back to his feet but Murda passes into half guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lee Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.#REVR#
Turd wants to improve his position but Murda is controlling well. #T2##SU2#
Murda decides to stand up.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd closes the distance looking to clinch #TD2#
and Murda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Murda . #SUB#
Turd is looking for a triangle here but Murda uses the submission attempt to pass into side control. #SU2#
Murda has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. #T3#
Turd throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Murda decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turd's guard.#SU2#
Turd is working an open guard so Murda takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Turd with a poor takedown #TD2#
and Murda counters with a nice double leg into side control. Turd won't be happy with that.
Murda has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SU2#
Murda stands up.
Turd shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Murda but Murda pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Murda is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lee Turd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Turd wants to clinch but Murda slips to the side#TD2#
and Murda decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turd's guard.
Turd is looking to stand back up but Murda counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Turd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#REVR##SU2#
Murda gets to his feet - back to striking we go! #T4#
Turd misses with a telegraphed body shot #TD2#
and Murda counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Murda .
Turd wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Murda manages to pass to side control. #REVR##SU2#
Murda stands up from half guard.
Turd fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Murda is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Turd tries to clinch up#TD2#
and Murda counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Johnny Murda comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Murda winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Johnny Murda !

Event: PSE 3
Date: Aug 04, 2018

#R1#
Will goes for a double leg but Legend avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Legend continues to drive forward.
Legend connects with a good right hand that stumbles Will. Will circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Will doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Legend lands a stunning uppercut that sends Will to the mat! #ROC2#
Will is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Legend stalling.
Oh Will is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Will is trying to maintain the position but Legend is very close to passing his half guard.
Will is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Will seems to have got his legs back now.
Legend controlling the action here. #T1##REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Legend clobbers Will with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. #T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Legend keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Will. That's going to take a lot out of him.#KD2#
Legend drops Will with a nice combination! Legend dives into Will's guard, looking to finish!
Will trying to control the position.
Legend sitting in guard here, content to control.
Legend told us pre-fight that he has been working on his escapes in training. Let's see if he can call on some of his new skills to get back to his feet.#T3#
Will is trying to keep Legend in close.
Legend preventing the sweep.
Legend looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Legend is continuing to stall.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#KD2#
A jab-cross combination lands for Legend and sends Will crashing to the mat! Legend follows him down to the mat - Will regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
Will trying to hold on to Legend's head to control him but Legend postures up.
Will tries to kick Legend off but Legend keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Will is looking for a sweep. Legend is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Will trying to control but Legend postures up.
Legend perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Will is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Legend's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Legend's back!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urban Legend dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Legend misses with a body kick.
A lazy left from Legend finds it's target.
Will shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #KD2#
and Legend counters with a big uppercut that knocks Will off his feet! Legend dives into side control looking to finish!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Will is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Will being controlled for a moment.
Will is looking for a sweep.#T1#
Will takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Legend is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Will knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Will sneaks back into half guard.
Will is looking for a sweep. Legend is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Legend is controlling the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Legend is thwarting Will's attempts to control the position.
Legend controlling the pace.
Will is looking to improve his position.
Will wants to control but Legend is keeping busy. #T3#
Legend with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Will. #KD2#
Legend throws a left that rocks Will and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Legend dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Will regain composure!
Legend taking a breather here.
A control attempt from Will but he's now mounted!#T4#
Legend takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Will is desperately trying to improve his position but Legend has a good base and remains in mount.
Legend controlling from the full mount.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Will is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urban Legend showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Legend misses with a body punch
and Will counters with a stiff right hand.
Will fails with the takedown
letting Legend counter with a right hand.
Will shoots in and drives through. Legend sprawls well.
It seemed like Legend was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Will with a poor takedown
and Legend counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Will. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Legend lands with a shot to the body.
Legend drops Will with a naaaaasty hook - Will is in real trouble here! Legend dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Urban Legend!
Urban Legend decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 16, 2018

#R1#
Will shoots in for a takedown but Flores shows good takedown defense. #CL#
Flores instigates a clinch. #TD#
Flores has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Will regains guard immediately.
Will bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Flores's guard. #REVB#
Will throwing strikes but missing.
Will wants to control from the top but Flores keeps moving.
Will has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Will throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Flores works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Will trying to control the position from guard on top but Flores is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Will looking to sit in guard and control but Flores gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. #REVR#
Will is trying to control the position but Flores postures up. #T1#
Will looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Flores really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Flores has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Will is proving hard to escape from.
Will is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Flores trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Will wants to sweep here but Flores controlling him for the moment.
Will is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Flores enables Will to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Flores manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Flores can't keep his opponent in guard - Will advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Will trying to pass the guard but Flores defending well. #T3#
Will passes to full mount!
Will throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Flores is squirming around, avoiding Will's attempts to control the action.
Flores holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Will tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip. #SUB2#
Will swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Flores is now in Will's guard. A big mistake from Will there, giving up the dominant position!
Will looking to hit a scissor sweep but Flores is one step ahead there. #T4#
Will has his hands on Flores's head, controlling the position.
Will is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Flores is in close to Will's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Will looking for a sweep. Not yet Will, not yet.
Flores missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but John Will will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Will is trying hard to land a takedown here. Flores sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Will closes the distance and clinches up with Flores, looking for a takedown. Will pushes Flores against the cage but Flores circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#TD#
Flores closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Will did well to prevent Flores getting side control.
Will wants to improve his position but Flores is controlling well.
Will wants to control but Flores is keeping busy and won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Will gets full guard.#SUB#
Flores postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Will is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Flores, into his guard. #REVB##T1#
Will throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Will passes Flores's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Will seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Flores does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB2#
Will in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Flores tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Will!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). John Will!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 13, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Will shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Will throws a big right hand that misses.
Marquez knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Will on the ground.#SUB#
Marquez escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Will gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Will advances position into side control!
Will lands a decent elbow from side control.
Marquez prevents Will from moving into mount.
Marquez is not content to let Will control the position.
Marquez might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Will in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Will is looking to take a break and control but Marquez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Marquez avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Will. #SUB2#
Will working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Marquez could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#T1##SUB2#
Will tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Will has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
A lull in the action here.
Will is looking to take a break and control but Marquez is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Marquez regains half guard, as Will was trying to land strikes.
Will is trying to control the action in half guard but Marquez is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Will has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Will can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Marquez is looking to escape. #T2#
Will might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Marquez haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Marquez takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Marquez is bucking up trying to escape but Will cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Will trying to control but Marquez is having none of it.
Marquez taking shots to the head.
Will trying to control but he's not successful this time. #T3#
Will raining down shots from the mount!#ROC2#
Marquez is rocked!
Will trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Oh Marquez is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Marquez has left one of his arms exposed and Will doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Marquez screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). John Will!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 13, 2018

#R1#
A low kick from Bag is predictable there #TD#
and Jimenez counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Jimenez's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Jimenez throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jimenez chips away with some ground and pound.
Jimenez is looking to work some ground and pound but Bag has wrist control.
Bag wants to stand up but Jimenez is controlling him.
Jimenez postures up and lands a big shot to Bag's brow.
Jimenez is working Bag over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Bag wants to get back to his feet but Jimenez is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Jimenez will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jimenez throwing strikes but missing.
Jimenez with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#T1#
Jimenez connects with a couple of short punches.
Jimenez stops Bag from standing up.
Jimenez cracks Bag with a solid left hand.
Jimenez has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Jimenez lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB#
Jimenez has gone for a leg lock! Bag slips out almost immediately though and dives into Jimenez's guard.#REVB#
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jimenez is on top in guard. #REVR#
Bag wants to stand and escape but Jimenez is having none of it. #T2#
Jimenez lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Jimenez landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Jimenez's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bag is looking to stand back up but Jimenez counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Bag.
Bag is looking to escape.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Bag has eaten all the pies!
Bag is trying to escape back to his feet but Jimenez uses the scramble to pass into side control. #T3#
Jimenez scores with a couple of short elbows.
Jimenez scoring with punches and elbows.
Jimenez scoring with punches and elbows.
Bag tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.#SUB#
Jimenez has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Bag is defending well but eventually Jimenez manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Bag has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Graig Jimenez!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 11, 2018

#R1##TD2#
Will closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Will lands in his opponent's guard.
Will stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kinney swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Will trying to control but Kinney is working from the bottom.
Will wants to pass the guard but Kinney is keeping the position.
Will slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Will is working for what looks like an arm triangle here. Kinney is trying to escape and Will transitions quickly into an armbar! He's slapped it on tight and Kinney is forced to tap! Nice work there by Will! Very nice indeed!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). John Will!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jul 11, 2018

#R1#
Marquez blocks a head kick by Bag.
Bag tries to clinch #TD#
and Marquez decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Bag's guard.
Bag is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Marquez really is a fat lump.
Marquez throwing strikes from guard but Bag blocks nicely.
Bag really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Marquez. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Marquez lands a couple of digs.
Marquez throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bag works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Marquez with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Bag has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Marquez is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Bag.
Marquez cracks Bag with a big right hand but Bag just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go. #T1##SUB#
Marquez has hold of Bag's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Bag tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Marquez cranks the arm and Bag screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Bag, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Samual Marquez!

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