Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: Ash Pres: Little vs. UnEqual
Date: Aug 20, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legend stuffs the takedown.
Minamino looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Legend shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Minamino but Minamino pushes him off and we're back to square one.#TD#
Minamino closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Legend did well to prevent Minamino getting side control.
Legend is positioning himself well to prevent Minamino advancing to mount. #SUB#
Minamino is looking for a kimura here. #SUB#
Minamino is looking for a kimura but Legend is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Minamino to get the leverage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legend trying to control but Minamino postures up.
Legend slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#T1#
Legend wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Minamino preventing the sweep.
Legend pulls Minamino in close to prevent any damage.
Legend trying to keep a closed guard but Minamino is proving a slippery customer.
Legend wants to stand but Minamino is controlling the position.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Minamino is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Legend is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Legend has escaped and now he's on top! #REVB##T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Legend throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Legend controls from within his opponent's guard. #SUB#
Minamino is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB#
Minamino looking for a guillotine here but Legend defends easily. #SUB#
Minamino looking for a guillotine here but Legend defends easily. #T3##SU2#
Minamino is working an open guard so Legend takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Legend looks to land a combination but Minamino avoids it well.
Legend lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Legend stalks Minamino and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Minamino's face. Minamino staggers backwards, shaken.
Legend closes the distance and clinches up with Minamino, looking for a takedown. Legend pushes Minamino against the cage but Minamino circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.#CL2#
Legend closes the distance and clinches.
Legend is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Minamino gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Kotaro Minamino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
Legend has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Minamino avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Legend prevents the takedown attempt.
Minamino tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #T4#
Legend goes for a takedown in the clinch but Minamino prevents it.
Legend drops down looking for an ankle pick but Minamino pulls his leg out and moves away.
Legend shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Minamino sprawls well. Minamino wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Legend gets slowly back to his feet.
Minamino fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Minamino shoots in and drives through. Legend sprawls well.#CL2#
Minamino tries to keep at a distance but Legend has taken the fight into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Legend tries for a takedown. No joy.
Minamino jumps guard but Legend stands there with Minamino around his waist. Minamino gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Legend dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2##CL2#
Legend closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Legend is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Minamino stops a takedown attempt from Legend.
Minamino tries to pull guard but Legend holds him up against the cage and eventually Minamino drops back down to his feet.
Legend has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Minamino is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Kotaro Minamino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
Legend tries for a takedown but Minamino manages to get underhooks.
Legend gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Minamino.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Legend takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Legend drops down looking for an ankle pick but Minamino pulls his leg out and moves away. #T1##CL2#
Minamino tries to keep at a distance but Legend has taken the fight into the clinch.
Minamino tries to pull guard but Legend won't allow it.
Legend leaning his opponent against the cage.#TD2#
Legend manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Legend manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Minamino manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
Legend trying to control the position from guard on top but Minamino is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Legend passes into half guard.
Legend missing with some ground and pound from the half guard. #SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Minamino actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Legend in particular looking to stall.
Legend is trying to control the action in half guard but Minamino is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB#
Minamino actively working from the bottom here.
Minamino tries to get to full guard but Legend has control of the leg.
Legend is controlling the pace.
Legend prevents Minamino from improving his position.#T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Minamino looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Legend performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Legend's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Legend duly obliges.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Legend showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3##CL2#
Legend moves into the clinch successfully.
Minamino gets underhooks to prevent Legend's takedown attempt.
Minamino gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Legend.
Minamino is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kotaro Minamino has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
Minamino tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Legend smiles and moves away.
Minamino fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice uppercut there from Legend.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Legend throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Minamino.
Minamino uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Legend.
Legend throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #T1#
Legend shoots for a double leg takedown but Minamino sprawls well. He's pushed Legend's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Legend has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Minamino slips a jab and a cross from Legend.
Minamino definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A cross from Legend lands.
Legend shoots in for a double leg but Minamino sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Minamino moves out of range of the leg kick from Legend.
Some wild striking there from Legend.
Minamino has a takedown stuffed.#CL2#
Legend rushes Minamino and presses him up against the cage.
Legend is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Legend has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Minamino after a bit of a struggle.
Minamino drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Legend gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T2##TD2#
Legend successfully pulls guard.
Legend wants to stand up but Minamino is controlling him. #SUB#
Minamino drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Minamino jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. #SUB#
Minamino has gone for a leg lock! Legend slips out almost immediately though and dives into Minamino's guard.#REVB##SUB#
Minamino escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Legend gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T3#
Legend sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB#
Minamino looking for a guillotine here but Legend defends easily. #SUB#
Minamino working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Legend has passed into half guard!
Joe Legend is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Legend perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Minamino is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #SUB#
Minamino is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Legend pulls his head out easily.
Legend seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense. #SUB#
Minamino looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#SUB#
Minamino looking for submissions off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Legend comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Legend has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Legend!

Event: Trash boys 12
Date: Aug 12, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than De La Cunt was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Ganes manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Ganes thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Ganes is looking for a kimura here.
De La Cunt is looking to improve his position. #SUB2#
Ganes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but De La Cunt sees it coming and defends easily.
De La Cunt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ganes on the ground.
De La Cunt is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Ganes scores with a couple of nice shots.#SUB2#
Ganes is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ganes has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ganes lands a nice short elbow.#T1#
Ganes passes the guard and advances to mount!
Ganes scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish De La Cunt?
Ganes landing shots from mount.
The referee warns De La Cunt that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Ganes fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there! #ROC2#De La Cunt is rocked!#SUB2#
De La Cunt tries to improve his position but Ganes has taken his back! Ganes has a choke - it's sunk in pretty tight... Will De La Cunt tap? No... maybe... yes! He's tapped! Ganes pushes De La Cunt away and gets up to celebrate with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Cereal Ganes!

Event: Trash Boys 11
Date: Aug 05, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Lima takes the fight into the clinch.
Rotchburns takes an elbow to the temple. #CUT#It looks like Mike Rotchburns has been cut.#TD#
Lima has picked Rotchburns up - he's going for a ride! Lima dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Rotchburns avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lima.
Lima perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Rotchburns looks like he's trying to stand up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lima wants to pass to mount but Rotchburns is defending the position.
Lima perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rotchburns is trying to stand.
Lima scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Lima lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lima passes the guard and advances to mount! #T1#
Rotchburns squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
BOOM! Lima connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Lima controlling the pace for now.
Lima has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Rotchburns wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Lima looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Rotchburns is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Rotchburns taking shots to the head. #SUB#
Lima working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Rotchburns looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by Lima! Submission of the night perhaps?

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Morgan Lima!

Event: Trash boys 10
Date: Aug 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rob tries a head kick but it misses.
Bones throws a sloppy head kick
and Rob cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bones shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rob but Rob pushes him off and we're back to square one.
A little jabbing left from Rob on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bones tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Rob defends well and Bones ends up having to push Rob into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Rob looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bones tries to clinch but Rob is having none of it.
Rob raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD2#
and Rob counters with a head kick that drops Bones!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Bones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rob missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bones on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bones tries to get out of the position.
Rob trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #T1#
Rob trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Rob throws a big right hand that misses.
Rob loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Rob throws a strike but Bones rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVR#
Rob looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rob is pulling down on Bones's head. It's preventing any offense from Bones, at least for the moment.
Rob looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rob has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Bones is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Bones wants to control from the top but Rob keeps moving.
Rob is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far. #T2#
Bones is looking to work some ground and pound but Rob has wrist control.
Bones stands and throws Rob's legs to the side, diving into side control.
You can see the frustration on Rob's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#SUB#
Bones is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rob knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bones remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while. #T3#
Rob can't do much from the bottom here.
Rob manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Bones wants to control but Rob is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rob thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bones's head.
Bones is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Rob's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Rob's back!
Rob breaks Bones's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Bones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bones trying to control the position here.
Rob working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T4#
Rob in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Rob loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Rob throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bones throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Bones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Rob postures up.
Rob throwing strikes but missing. #SUB#
Bones is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rob is aware though and is defending well.
Bones is breathing heavily.
Bones utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Rob won't allow Bones to sweep him here.
Bones controls Rob momentarily but Rob frees himself.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rob throwing strikes from guard but Bones blocks nicely.
Bones preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Healthy Rob dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!#R2#
Bones shoots in for a takedown but Rob shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL#
Bones instigates a clinch.
Rob landing knees to the head. #CUT2#It looks like Jon Bones has been cut.
Bones blocking some punches.
Rob scores with a shot to the side of Bones's head.
Rob misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rob creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #ROC2#Bones is rocked!
Rob lands a big knee to the head and Bones goes down! Rob pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Healthy Rob!
As Healthy Rob got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I want to say thank you mom for buying me my boxing gloves. And I want to say thanka to Alex Harvey for giving me a contract after I sucked his dick'.
Jon Bones was interviewed post fight and said 'I was robbed, shit judging, Alex is a bummy bum.'.

Event: Trash boys 9
Date: Jul 29, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from De La Cunt enables Ganes to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. De La Cunt manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Ganes content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Ganes throws a big right hand that misses.
De La Cunt is trying to control the position but Ganes postures up.
De La Cunt has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Ganes has passed into side control.
De La Cunt is trying to improve his position.
Ganes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Check out the look on Ganes's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #SUB#
Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Check out the look on Ganes's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Ganes cracks De La Cunt with a big elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Ganes is trying to get an arm triangle but De La Cunt is defending well. #T1#
De La Cunt struggling a bit here.
De La Cunt is looking to reverse the position.#SUB#
Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Ganes wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by De La Cunt, who protects the arm well.
De La Cunt on the wrong end of some ground and pound. #T2##SUB#
Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Ganes in side control lands a decent elbow. #ROC#De La Cunt is rocked!#SUB#
Ganes is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but De La Cunt is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB#
Ganes tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though. #SUB#
Ganes tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Ganes has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Ganes grinds an elbow into De La Cunt's temple.
De La Cunt is still in real trouble! Can Ganes finish him?#T3##SUB#
Ganes working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB#
Ganes has worked his way into a potential kimura here. De La Cunt is trying to get out of the position but his squirming has just got him deeper into trouble. Ganes yanks on the arm and De La Cunt is forced to tap due to a very painful looking submission! Nice work by Ganes.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cereal Ganes!

Event: Trash Boys 8
Date: Jul 22, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Nak Muay closes the distance and clinches.
Nak Muay lands a damaging elbow.
De La Cunt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
De La Cunt fails to pull the fight into his guard.
De La Cunt is trying to break the clinch but Nak Muay is controlling him.
Nak Muay tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Cunt avoids it.
De La Cunt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nak Muay trying to land knees to the body.
De La Cunt is working for takedown but Nak Muay is calmly controlling the position for now.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nak Muay gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from De La Cunt.
Ben Nak Muay has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oscar De La Cunt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nak Muay.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Cunt is trying to force a seperation but Nak Muay has the dominant position.
Nak Muay scores with a knee to the head.
Nak Muay lands a good knee to the midsection. De La Cunt won't want to take too many of those.
De La Cunt looks winded!#T1#
De La Cunt tries to pull guard but Nak Muay holds him up against the cage and eventually De La Cunt drops back down to his feet.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
Nak Muay creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through De La Cunt's defenses.
Nak Muay crunches a lovely knee into De La Cunt's ribcage.
Nak Muay lands an elbow just above De La Cunt 's eye.
Nak Muay landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nak Muay putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has De La Cunt in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
Nak Muay lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nak Muay obliges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice elbow from Nak Muay.
Knees to the body from Nak Muay.
Nak Muay crunches a lovely knee into De La Cunt's ribcage.#T2#
Nak Muay lands a good knee to the midsection. De La Cunt won't want to take too many of those.
Nak Muay unloads a knee to the mid-section. De La Cunt lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
De La Cunt takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Nak Muay utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nak Muay.
Nak Muay lands an elbow inside.
Nak Muay working De La Cunt over with knees to the body.
Nak Muay lands a nice knee to the body.
Nak Muay using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
De La Cunt is trying to pull guard but Nak Muay turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#T3#
Nak Muay landing knees to the body.
De La Cunt takes an elbow to the temple. #ROC#De La Cunt is rocked!
Nak Muay lands a nice elbow.
De La Cunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Nak Muay finish him?
Clinched against the cage, Nak Muay lands a big elbow that drops De La Cunt! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - De La Cunt is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ben Nak Muay!

Event: Trash Boys 8
Date: Jul 22, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones shoots in looking for a takedown but Rob manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bones's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Rob is breathing heavily.#CL2#
Bones has managed to clinch.
Bones has Rob pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Rob manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Bones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#TD2#
Bones has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Rob regains guard immediately.
Bones forces his way into half guard.
Bones sitting and controlling from the half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Bones is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Rob defends it well. #T1#
Bones is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bones content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #SU2#
Bones escapes and gets back to his feet.
Rob swats away the attempt to clinch by Bones.#T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Nice takedown defense from Rob. No joy for Bones on that attempt.
Healthy Rob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Bones.
Bones misses with a takedown attempt - Rob sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bones shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Rob but Rob pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bones shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Rob as he jumps to the side.
A little feinted left hand from Rob on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rob definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bones goes for a double leg but Rob avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Rob continues to drive forward.
Rob throwing a counter right hand but Bones manages to avoid it.
Healthy Rob is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Bones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rob swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bones throws a right hand that misses
and Rob counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bones is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jon Bones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bones.#TD2#
Bones shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Rob is trying to defend but Bones finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#T4#
Bones tries to pass the half guard into mount. Rob knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Bones looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #SUB2#
Bones wants to work for an arm triangle but Rob is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Bones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Rob keeps working.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bones controlling the action here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jon Bones will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Bones slips a jab from Rob.#TD2#
Bones bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Rob trying to remain calm as Bones controls from the top position.#SUB2#
Bones is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rob knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Bones tries for a kimura but Rob is defending well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones tries to advance to mount but can't.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Bones lands some shots froms side control.#SU2#
Bones decides to stand back up. #CL2#
Rob tries to keep at a distance but Bones has taken the fight into the clinch.#TD2#
Bones gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Bones showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Bones slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.#T2#
Rob takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Bones cracks Rob with an elbow. That is naaassty.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You can see the frustration on Rob's face as Bones controls the position.
Bones scoring with punches and elbows.
Jon Bones has got the better of the ground game so far.
Bones works to advance to full mount. Rob defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rob is desperately trying to improve his position but Bones has a good base and remains in mount.
Rob in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bones is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Bones is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Rob can't stay in a position like this for much longer. #T3#
Bones lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Rob hang on?
Bones has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Rob's face.
Bones trying to control but Rob is having none of it.
Rob in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head. #SU2#
Bones get's back to his feet.
Bones tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Rob swivels and escapes.
Rob leaves Bones with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T4#
Bones shoots in and drives through. Rob sprawls well.
Healthy Rob has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Bones.
Bones fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#CL2#
Bones moves into the clinch successfully.
Bones blocks an uppercut.
Bones has Rob pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Rob manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Rob is defending well against a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jon Bones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Bones misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rob was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.#CL2#
Bones pushes Rob up against the cage in a clinch.
Bones is working for takedown but Rob is calmly controlling the position for now.#TD2#
Bones lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Rob scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Bones manages to mount him!
The referee warns Rob that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Bones pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Rob tries to hold on but Bones pushes him away.
Rob is looking to improve his position but Bones isn't that keen on the idea.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bones trying to control but Rob is having none of it. #T1#
Bones takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Rob in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Rob is wriggling around trying to escape.
Rob takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Bones landing punches.
Bones wants to control the pace but Rob is squirming around nicely.
Rob is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Healthy Rob has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Bones controlling his opponent.
Bones with the ground and pound from mount.
Bones takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Bones trying to control but Rob is having none of it.
The referee warns Rob that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head. #T3#
Rob is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bones prevents Rob from getting the reversal.
Bones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bones lands with some strikes.
Rob tries to improve his position but instead Bones has taken his back!
Rob looking very determined here, making life difficult for Bones. #SUB2#
Bones working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet. #T4#
Rob is trying to break free.
Bones biding his time, looking for the opening.
Rob trying to control the action but Bones just sinks the hooks in.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bones is riding his opponent, not letting Rob buck him off.
Jon Bones is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jon Bones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bones winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Josh West scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jon Bones!
Jon Bones opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
Healthy Rob was interviewed post fight and said 'Well, it's not like I really wanted to fight anyways. My opponent is racist so-.'.

Event: A&E: Rising Stars III
Date: Jul 19, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legend moves out of range of the strikes.
Legend drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Youngblood defends it well.
Legend tries to clinch up but Youngblood circles away and keeps his distance.
Legend takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Youngblood connects with a right hand. Legend shakes it off.
Legend tries to score a power double leg takedown but Youngblood sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Legend somewhat.
Nice defenses there by Legend.
Youngblood looks to land a left hand but Legend moved out of range nicely.
Youngblood throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Legend sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Legend misses with a combination
and Youngblood counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Youngblood bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Legend's head backwards.
Legend fails with the takedown.
A left and a right from Youngblood both land. Nice combination. #ROC#Legend is rocked!#T1#
Youngblood falls off balance throwing a combination #CL2#
and Legend holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Legend is still on wobbly legs! Can Youngblood finish him?
Legend is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Legend seems to have recovered his senses.
Ricky Youngblood has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
Legend changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Youngblood fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Legend throws a half hearted mid kick.
Youngblood rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Legend moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Youngblood scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ricky Youngblood is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Youngblood works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Youngblood throws an overhand right that drops Legend like a sack of potatoes! Youngblood dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ricky Youngblood!
In his post fight interview, Ricky Youngblood started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.

Event: Trash Boys 6
Date: Jul 11, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
De La Cunt feints and as Baguetti raises his hands in defense, De La Cunt changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Baguetti is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Baguetti trying to keep a closed guard but De La Cunt is proving a slippery customer.
De La Cunt won't allow Baguetti to sweep him here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Cunt throwing strikes but missing.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
De La Cunt trying to stand up but can't free himself from Baguetti 's guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters, thinking about a standup.
De La Cunt's corner is telling him to maintain position.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T1#
Baguetti tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and De La Cunt counters with a left to the body. #TD2#
Baguetti gets caught napping as De La Cunt dives in and scores a takedown. Baguetti manages to retain guard.#SUB#
Baguetti throws his legs up looking for a submission but De La Cunt uses it to pass to side control. #SU2#
De La Cunt decides to stand up, so the ref orders Baguetti to his feet.
De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Baguetti as he avoids it easily.
De La Cunt misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Baguetti fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches De La Cunt on the side of the head.#T2##TD#
Baguetti shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. De La Cunt manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#ES2#
De La Cunt wriggles free and stands up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
De La Cunt shoots in looking for a takedown. Baguetti tries to sprawl out of it but De La Cunt keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Baguetti manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Yeti Baguetti has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Oscar De La Cunt.
Baguetti takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Baguetti . #T3#
Baguetti with the inside leg kick.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from De La Cunt misses.
Baguetti fails with the takedown.
De La Cunt throws a body punch but Baguetti moves out of range.
Baguetti is trying hard to land a takedown here. De La Cunt sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD2#
De La Cunt scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Baguetti bucks up and tries to throw De La Cunt off but instead De La Cunt has got his back!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Baguetti just trying to survive but De La Cunt is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. #T4#
De La Cunt has good solid back control here. #SUB2#
De La Cunt is cranking Baguetti 's head sideways - that looks painful. He's managed to get his other arm under the chin and this looks bad for Baguetti ! He's tightened the choke and Baguetti is tapping out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Oscar De La Cunt!
Yeti Baguetti spoke after the fight, saying 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'.

Event: Trash Boys 6
Date: Jul 11, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brown shoots in but no luck this time.
Brown looks for the body kick but Lima saw that one coming.
Brown shoots in and drives through. Lima sprawls well.#TD2#
Lima shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Brown napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Brown tries to get back to half guard but can't.#SU2#
Lima has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
A punch combination from Brown misses.
Lima fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Brown avoids it really well and circles away.
Brown misses with a double jab. #TD2#
Lima shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat. #ES#
Brown has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Lima off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
No luck for Lima with that takedown attempt.
Brown shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for James Brown. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brown misses with a kick to the body #TD2#
and Lima counters with a nice double leg into side control. Brown won't be happy with that. #T1#
Brown is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.#SUB2#
Lima tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Brown is looking for a sweep.#SU2#
Lima stands up and beckons Brown to his feet.
Lima shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Brown as he avoids it easily.
Brown appears to be looking for a big counter.
Brown throws a body kick despite being completely out of range#TD2#
and Lima decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Brown's guard.
Brown being controlled here, momentarily. #ES#
Brown pushes Lima off and scrambles back to his feet.
Horrible takedown attempt by Brown or perhaps it was just good defense by Lima, which made it look bad. #T2#
Brown fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Lima avoids it really well and circles away.
Lima tries to score a power double leg takedown but Brown sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lima somewhat.
Lima tries to bum rush Brown with a series of wild strikes but Brown uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Brown throws a series of punches but Lima moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lima stuffs the takedown attempt from Brown. Brown gets slowly back to his feet.
Brown dives in for a single leg takedown but Lima sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Despite the aggression on Lima's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Brown throws a sloppy head kick and Lima moves out of range easily.
Brown throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Brown misses with an attempted mid kick. #T3#
Lima leaves Brown with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Brown is breathing heavily.
Brown connects with a high kick.
Lima moves out of range of the body kick from Brown. #CL2#
Lima rushes Brown and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Lima is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Brown gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.#BC#
Brown breaks from the clinch.
James Brown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Lima, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #CL2#
Lima gets a clinch.
Brown wants to get back to striking at distance but Lima won't allow it.
Brown is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#T4#
Brown has had enough of the clinch but Lima keeps him there for the moment.
Lima landing some nice looking knees to the body. #TD2#
Lima has clasped his hands together around Brown's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Lima trying to control the action but Brown is working from the bottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lima working away.
Brown is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Lima is controlling him well.#SU2#
Lima stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Brown throws a push kick but Lima slaps the foot to one side. #KD#
Brown lands a head kick that stumbles Lima and the fighters go to the mat. #ROC#Lima is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that James Brown will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Nice takedown defense from Brown. No joy for Lima on that attempt.
Lima is still on wobbly legs! Can Brown finish him?
Brown is stalking Lima. Lima circles to his left. Keeps circling left. Bam! Straight right from Brown, and it's lights out! Lima really payed the price for that rookie mistake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). James Brown!

Event: Trash Boys 6
Date: Jul 11, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Moreno lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Moreno lands with a thumping leg kick.
A head kick misses from Moreno.
Julio Moreno seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice sprawl there from Moreno as Bones shoots in.
Moreno throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Moreno connects with a high kick.
Bones avoids the head kick by Moreno.
Bones fails with the takedown
and Moreno counters with a three punch combo that has Bones backing up. Bones nods at Moreno to acknowledge the strikes.
Moreno lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A chopping leg kick lands by Moreno.
Moreno fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#CL#
Bones has managed to clinch.
Moreno is leaning against Bones and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Bones prevents a body shot from Moreno. #BC#
Bones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bones misses with a head kick. #T1#
Moreno with a nice calf kick.
Moreno throws a nice inside leg kick.
Moreno misses with a head kick.
Bones will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Moreno scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Moreno scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That kick from Moreno tenderised Bones's leg. Bones is trying to keep his angry face on.#CL#
Bones rushes Moreno and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Moreno goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bones blocks a body shot from Moreno.
Moreno looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bones is trying to break the clinch but Moreno is controlling him.
Moreno creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bones's defenses.
Moreno gets underhooks to prevent Bones's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Bones. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bones.
Moreno can't find room to land a body shot as Bones controls the action.
Bones tries to break free but Moreno pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Moreno.
Moreno tries to work over Bones's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bones can't get the takedown.
Bones is breathing heavily.
Bones looking for a takedown.
Moreno lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Bones.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moreno wants to break free but Bones has control.
Moreno lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Moreno looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bones wants a takedown. #BC2#
Moreno's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Moreno! Bones is out on his feet! Moreno rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Bones is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Bones is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Julio Moreno!
The defeated Jon Bones had this to say: 'I was robbed, shit judging, Alex is a bummy bum.'.

Event: Ashbourne Presents: Swarm
Date: Jul 08, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legend rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jena moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Legend lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jena will feel that in the morning.
Legend tries for a takedown but Jena sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Legend keeps the fight on the outside.
Jena throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Legend lands a slapping body shot. #CL#
Jena clinches up with Legend and pushes him back against the cage.
Jena gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Legend.
Legend goes for a takedown in the clinch but Jena prevents it.
Cohn Jena has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legend drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Jena gets the underhooks and prevents it. #T1#
Jena tries to pull guard but Legend won't allow it.
Jena is trying to pull guard but Legend turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.#BC#
Jena breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Legend has a takedown stuffed.#TD#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Jena.
Legend gets back to half guard.#T2#
Jena wants to pass to mount but Legend is defending the position. #SU#
Jena stands up and beckons Legend to join him on the feet.
Legend shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jena sprawls well. Jena wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Legend gets slowly back to his feet.
Jena tries a head kick but it misses.
Jena keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jena throws a head kick that half lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Legend uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jena. #T3#
Jena closes this distance looking for a takedown but Legend circles away.
Legend scores with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Jena.
Legend shoots in looking for a takedown but Jena manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Legend's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jena shoots in looking for a takedown. Legend tries to sprawl out of it but Jena keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Legend manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Legend fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#TD#
Jena feints and as Legend raises his hands in defense, Jena changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#ES2#
Legend uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Jena is breathing heavily.
Legend paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.#T4#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jena misses with a head kick.
Legend wants to counter the offense by Jena and move into the clinch position.
Legend throws a series of strikes that have Jena backpedaling.
Jena shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Legend pinned against the cage. Legend gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Legend shoots in and drives through. Jena sprawls well.#TD#
Jena shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Legend is trying to defend but Jena finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Jena trying to mount his opponent but Legend defends it.
Jena with the ground and pound but Legend uses the opportunity to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Joe Legend will probably get the nod.
That's time! Jena's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Jena shoots in for a takedown but Legend shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL2#
Legend drives through and clinches with Jena against the cage.
Jena looking for a takedown.
Legend is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cohn Jena. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jena gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Legend. #BC#
Jena manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
Legend rushes Jena and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jena misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Legend. #T1#
Legend is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Jena gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Legend. #TD#
Jena manages to pull guard.
Jena wants to stand but Legend is controlling the position.
Legend not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jena has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Legend content to stall in guard here. #T3#
Legend pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jena is keeping the position for now.
Legend is looking to work some ground and pound but Jena has wrist control.#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Legend's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Legend duly obliges.
Jena misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Legend steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Jena closes this distance looking for a takedown but Legend circles away.
Legend lands a front kick.
Joe Legend seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Legend fails with the takedown
and Jena counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T4#
Jena misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Legend goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Legend uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jena has time to react.
Legend fails with a takedown attempt.
Jena dives in and grabs Legend's left leg, looking for a takedown. Legend pushes down on Jena's head and hops out.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Legend scores with a nice right hand.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jena shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Legend pinned against the cage. Legend gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Legend showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!#R3#
Jena looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jena is looking to land body kicks.
Legend pulls out of a head kick attempt. #CL2#
Legend closes the distance and pushes Jena back into the cage.
Jena is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Jena tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Legend smiles and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jena shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Legend pinned against the cage. Legend gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #CL2#
Legend clinches up with Jena and pushes him back against the cage.#T1#
Legend tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jena smiles and moves away.
A slapping body kick lands there for Legend.
Legend throws a series of strikes that have Jena backpedaling.
Legend moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jena moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jena wants to clinch up but Legend keeps it at a distance.
Jena leaves Legend with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Cohn Jena has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Legend.
Legend takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#T2#
Jena tries for a takedown but Legend circles away easily#CL2#
and Legend counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Jena prevents the takedown attempt. #BC#
Jena manages to break the clinch.
Legend has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Legend lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A punch combination from Jena misses.
Legend shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jena sprawls well. Jena wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Legend gets slowly back to his feet.
Cohn Jena is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Legend takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.#T3#
Legend throws a half hearted mid kick.
A nice combination there by Legend.
Legend tries to close the distance and clinch but Jena swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jena tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Legend manages to circle out of the way.
Legend tries for a takedown but Jena sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jena misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Legend slips a jab from Jena.
Jena tries a head kick but it misses.
Despite the aggression on Legend's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Joe Legend is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jena avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jena shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Legend as he jumps to the side. #T4#
Jena throws a right hand that Legend ducks under and follows up with a left that Legend also avoids with ease.
Legend fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jena stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Legend.
Joe Legend seems to be getting the better of the standup.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Legend.
Jena is looking to counter the offense by Legend and move into the clinch.#TD#
Jena shoots in and gets a takedown into Legend's guard.#ES2#
Legend manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Cohn Jena has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Legend is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Legend shoots in for a takedown but Jena shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Jena takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jena is looking to counter with head kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Legend comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Legend has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Legend!

Event: Trash Boys 4
Date: Jul 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shamcock's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Shamcock duly obliges.
Bones fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A right-left combo lands from Shamcock.
Shamcock bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Shamcock works over Bones's head and body with a nice combination.#TD2#
Bones shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Shamcock is trying to defend but Bones finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Bones looks winded!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shamcock tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Bones has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Shamcock can't escape the position.
Shamcock is working hard here to advance position.
Bones controlling from the full mount. #T1#
Shamcock tries to hold on but Bones postures up.
Shamcock regains half guard.
Shamcock is pressing down on Bones's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Shamcock wants to stand and escape but Bones is having none of it.
Shamcock trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Bones lands a couple of digs.
Bones throwing strikes from guard but Shamcock blocks nicely.
Bones won't allow Shamcock to sweep him here. #T2#
Shamcock has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Bones has passed into side control.
Shamcock is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
You can see the frustration on Shamcock's face as Bones controls the position.
Shamcock is not content to let Bones control the position.
Shamcock is trying to work for a sweep but Bones has mounted him!
Shamcock is trying to escape the mount.
Shamcock is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Shamcock tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T3##SUB2#
Bones is working for a guillotine from mount but Shamcock frees his head quite easily.
Bones manages to capitalize on a mistake by Shamcock to take his back!
Shamcock tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Shamcock keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #ES#
Shamcock bucks up and throws Bones to the side - he's got back to his feet. Great escape!
A nice combination there by Shamcock.
Shamcock throws a push kick but Bones slaps the foot to one side.
A little jabbing left from Bones on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Shamcock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bones appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Shamcock misses with a combination
letting Bones counter with a right hand. #T4#
Bones shoots in for a takedown but Shamcock shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Shamcock scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shamcock slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bones throws a leg kick but Shamcock checks it.
Bones shoots in looking for a takedown. Shamcock tries to sprawl out of it but Bones keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Shamcock manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ken Shamcock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jon Bones.
Bones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Shamcock keeps Bones at a distance using the push kick.
Shamcock lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Ken Shamcock is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shamcock's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Shamcock duly obliges.
Bones is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Shamcock.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ken Shamcock dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
Shamcock scores with a three punch combo!
Bones takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bones walks into a stiff left hand from Shamcock.#ROC#Bones is rocked!
Shamcock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bones can do to turn this around?
Bones get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Bones stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Shamcock runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ken Shamcock!
Jon Bones was interviewed post fight and said 'I was robbed, shit judging, Alex is a bummy bum.'.

Event: Trash Boys 4
Date: Jul 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rat misses with a two punch combination. #CL#
Lima moves into range and clinches up with Rat.
Rat works on Lima's body with a couple of short punches.
Rat looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Rat is leaning against Lima and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Rat gets underhooks to prevent Lima's takedown attempt.
Lima prevents the takedown attempt.
Lima looking for a takedown.
Rat tries for a takedown. No joy.
Rat digs a right hand into Lima's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lima's gas tank.
Lima is breathing heavily.
Rat lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lima.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Rat.
Lima tries for a takedown but Rat manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Morgan Lima. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A right hook to the body lands for Rat.
Rat is looking to take this one to the mat.#T1#
Lima has Rat pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Rat manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Rat digs a right hand underneath Lima's ribcage. Lima let out a lung full of air as it connected.#TD2#
Rat wants the takedown. Lima is fighting it off but Rat persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Lima's guard against the cage.
Rat landing some decent shots from guard.
Rat lands a couple of digs.
Lima keeping moving, preventing Rat from controlling successfully.
Rat chips away with some ground and pound.
Rat's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Rat cracks Lima with a solid left hand.#T2#
Rat pushes down on Lima's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Lima wants to control but Rat is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lima is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Rat is trying to control. Lima wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Rat stops Lima from getting back to his feet.
Rat landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Rat lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lima is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Rat scores with a couple of nice shots.#T3#
Rat looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lima with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Lima trying to control from the bottom.
Rat drops an elbow to the side of Lima's head.
Lima is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Rat has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Rat lands with a punch from half guard. #ROC2#Lima is rocked!
Rat is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Oh Lima is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rat lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Rat lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Lima quite badly. Lima pulls Rat in close trying to recover. Rat postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Lima on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Lima doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mac Rat!
Post fight, an emotional Mac Rat said 'Guys follow me on my Twitter @McRattity or I'll suck all of your dads pps'.

Event: Trash Boys 4
Date: Jul 01, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Cunt shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #TD2#
and Sinclair counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Sinclair performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB2#
Sinclair is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, De La Cunt has managed to free his arm - good work.
De La Cunt wants to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De La Cunt tries to roll over but Sinclair keeps him under control.
Sinclair working over De La Cunt with some ground and pound. De La Cunt looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T1#
Sinclair drops an elbow to the side of De La Cunt's head.
De La Cunt might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.#SUB2#
Sinclair is sneakily working for an arm triangle but De La Cunt sees it coming and defends easily.
De La Cunt really is a fat lump.
Sinclair is thwarting De La Cunt's attempts to control the position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work. #SUB2#
Sinclair has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can De La Cunt defend it? Sinclair steps over the head and cranks it - De La Cunt is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Sinclair!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Itchy Sinclair!
Itchy Sinclair thanked the fans post fight for their support.

Event: Trash boys 3
Date: Jun 28, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#TD2#
De La Cunt gets a takedown into half guard.
De La Cunt is trying to control. Baguetti wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SU2#
De La Cunt postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Baguetti to stand up.
Baguetti lands with an uppercut that bounces De La Cunt off the cage and back into range.#CL2#
De La Cunt rushes Baguetti and presses him up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Baguetti tightens his grip and picks De La Cunt up, before dumping him to the ground. De La Cunt manages to land in guard.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - De La Cunt has eaten all the pies!
Baguetti looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
De La Cunt has a closed guard, preventing Baguetti from standing up. #T1##SUB2#
De La Cunt is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Baguetti is aware though and is defending well.
De La Cunt is trying to control the position but Baguetti postures up.
Baguetti wants to get up but he can't break De La Cunt's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here. #SU#
Baguetti stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Baguetti shoots for a takedown but De La Cunt saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
De La Cunt doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
De La Cunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Baguetti swats him away and circles back towards the center. #TD#
Baguetti dives in and scores a takedown into De La Cunt's guard.
Baguetti is breathing heavily.
Baguetti working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #T2#
De La Cunt seems keen to control Baguetti 's posture.#SUB2#
De La Cunt is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Baguetti is aware though and is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
De La Cunt trying to strike off his back.
Baguetti stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. De La Cunt swivels though and keeps the full guard.
De La Cunt wants to sweep here but Baguetti controlling him for the moment.
Baguetti postures up.
De La Cunt has his hands on Baguetti 's head, controlling the position. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3#
Baguetti shoots in looking for a takedown. De La Cunt tries to sprawl out of it but Baguetti keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. De La Cunt manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Baguetti moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromDe La Cunt.
Baguetti throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Baguetti shoots in but no luck this time.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yeti Baguetti . That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
De La Cunt closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Baguetti is looking to get back to his feet here but De La Cunt is keeping cool and he's managed to take Baguetti 's back.
Baguetti trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4##SUB2#
De La Cunt has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
What can Baguetti do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight! #SUB2#
Baguetti defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of De La Cunt's arms.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
De La Cunt working for the choke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Oscar De La Cunt will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.#R2#
De La Cunt tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Baguetti throws a body shot but no joy.
Baguetti is looking to clinch.
Nice takedown defense from De La Cunt. No joy for Baguetti on that attempt.
Baguetti shoots in for a takedown but De La Cunt shows good takedown defense.
De La Cunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Baguetti displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
De La Cunt tries to clinch there but Baguetti circles away. #CL2#
Baguetti tries to keep at a distance but De La Cunt has taken the fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A body shot lands from De La Cunt. #BC2#
De La Cunt breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #TD2#
De La Cunt decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.#ES#
Baguetti manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. De La Cunt keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1##BC#
Baguetti breaks the clinch.
Some wild striking there from Baguetti . #CL2#
De La Cunt closes the distance and clinches.
De La Cunt is trying to break the clinch but Baguetti is controlling him.
Baguetti is trying to pull guard but De La Cunt has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Yeti Baguetti . That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD2#
De La Cunt pulls Baguetti into guard.
De La Cunt has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Baguetti won't allow De La Cunt to sweep him here. #T2#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Baguetti accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Baguetti scores with a decent looking elbow strike.#SUB2#
De La Cunt looking for a guillotine here but Baguetti defends easily.
Baguetti pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. De La Cunt is keeping the position for now. #T3#
De La Cunt is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Baguetti is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Baguetti is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Baguetti preventing the sweep.
Baguetti trying to control but De La Cunt is working from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.#T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
No luck for Baguetti with that takedown attempt.
De La Cunt fails in his attempt to clinch.
Baguetti shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. De La Cunt defends it nicely.
Yeti Baguetti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#TD2#
Baguetti gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
De La Cunt is standing up over Baguetti . Baguetti looks to escape but De La Cunt dives into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oscar De La Cunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
De La Cunt shoots in for a double leg but Baguetti sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Baguetti fails with a takedown attempt.
De La Cunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Baguetti .
A shot to the body from Baguetti misses
and De La Cunt counters with a one-two to the body. #TD2#
De La Cunt closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Baguetti to the mat! Baguetti manages to get full guard.
De La Cunt stands and throws Baguetti 's legs to the side, diving into side control.
De La Cunt wants to control but Baguetti is keeping him busy. #SUB2#
De La Cunt tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no De La Cunt has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1#
Baguetti is not content to let De La Cunt control the position. #SU2#
De La Cunt stands up and beckons Baguetti to his feet. #TD#
De La Cunt gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.#T2#
De La Cunt is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Baguetti trying to control but De La Cunt is working from the bottom.
De La Cunt doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Baguetti won't allow De La Cunt to get back to his feet.
De La Cunt is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Baguetti slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#T3##SUB2#
De La Cunt working for submissions but it's allowed Baguetti to get to half guard.
Baguetti trying to control the action but De La Cunt is working from the bottom.
De La Cunt wants to control but Baguetti is keeping busy and won't allow it. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
De La Cunt is refusing to be controlled, as Baguetti sits in half guard. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Baguetti shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says De La Cunt as he avoids it easily.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by De La Cunt! #TD2#
De La Cunt shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Baguetti manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
De La Cunt postures up.
De La Cunt wants to control from the top but Baguetti keeps moving.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
De La Cunt preventing the sweep.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar De La Cunt comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well De La Cunt has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Saunders scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar De La Cunt!
The defeated Yeti Baguetti had this to say: 'I hurt my foreskin in camp but ill come back stronger'.

Event: Trash Boys 2
Date: Jun 20, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De La Cunt shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Berkman but Berkman pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Berkman misses with the combination. #CL2#
Berkman clinches up against the cage.
Berkman is struggling to control the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Berkman.
Berkman throws an elbow but it's blocked. #BC2#
Berkman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Berkman darts in trying to clinch
and De La Cunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#It looks like Barry Berkman has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Berkman throws a front kick aimed at De La Cunt's knee but De La Cunt avoids it well. #CL2#
Berkman closes the distance and clinches.
Berkman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and De La Cunt avoids it.#BC2#
Berkman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Berkman stalling.
De La Cunt blocks an elbow strike.
Berkman throws an elbow that misses.
Berkman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Berkman using the Thai plumb to throw knees but De La Cunt has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike. #BC#
De La Cunt breaks the clinch.
Berkman buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
De La Cunt checks the leg kick.#CL2#
Berkman closes the distance and clinches.
De La Cunt blocks an elbow strike.
De La Cunt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Berkman smiles and moves away.
De La Cunt showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Berkman. #CL2#
Berkman clinches up against the cage.
De La Cunt jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Berkman walks away with a smile on his face. De La Cunt gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oscar De La Cunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T2#
Berkman takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Barry Berkman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Berkman misses with a double jab
and De La Cunt counters with a two punch combo. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Berkman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
De La Cunt scores with a three punch combo! #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Berkman lands a nice elbow from the clinch. #TD#
Berkman is fighting off a takedown attempt but De La Cunt is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Berkman to the mat. Berkman regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
De La Cunt throwing strikes but missing.
Berkman wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and De La Cunt is now in half guard.
Berkman wants to control but De La Cunt is keeping busy. #T3#
Berkman is trying to stand up here but De La Cunt is controlling him well. #SUB2#
Berkman looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Berkman pushes De La Cunt off looking to stand but De La Cunt dives back in and keeps control. #ES2#
Berkman kicks off De La Cunt and gets to his feet.
Berkman misses with a hook.#TD#
De La Cunt feints and as Berkman raises his hands in defense, De La Cunt changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Berkman throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back. #SUB2#
Berkman looking for a triangle here. De La Cunt is fighting it but it looks tight! Berkman pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, De La Cunt is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Barry Berkman!
Barry Berkman is the new welterweight champion!
Barry Berkman was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

Event: Trash Boys 1
Date: Jun 17, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guy swinging wildly here.
Bones with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Guy to score with a decent uppercut.#CL2#
Bones closes the distance and pushes Guy back into the cage.
Bones tries to pull guard but Guy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Guy working hard to break the clinch.#BC2#
Bones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Guy moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bones or perhaps it was just good defense by Guy, which made it look bad.
As Bones looks to move away, Guy throws a big counter combo but Bones just gets out of the way.
Guy's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Guy duly obliges.
Guy cracks Bones with a good jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy left from Guy finds it's target.#ROC#Bones is rocked!
Guy steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Bones is out on his feet! Guy sets himself and nearly takes Bones's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Sick Guy!
Sick Guy is the new light heavyweight champion!
Sick Guy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Jon Bones was interviewed post fight and said 'I was robbed, shit judging, Alex is a bummy bum.'.

Event: Trash Boys 1
Date: Jun 17, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lima throws a leg kick #TD#
and Emelianenko counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Lima!
Lima tries to bench press Emelianenko off him but Emelianenko keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You can see the frustration on Lima's face as Emelianenko controls the position.
Lima is trying to get back to half guard.
Emelianenko is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Lima's shoulder. That is not cool.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Emelianenko passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Lima!
Emelianenko controlling from mount.
Emelianenko putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#T1#
Emelianenko tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Lima gets back to half guard.
Emelianenko keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Emelianenko is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Emelianenko looking to control and managing it successfully. #T2#
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Emelianenko cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Emelianenko controlling the pace for now.
Emelianenko has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The referee warns Lima that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Emelianenko controlling the position easily from mount.
Lima tries to hold on but Emelianenko postures up.#T3#
Lima is in all sorts of trouble here.
Lima wants to control but Emelianenko is having none of it.
Emelianenko content just to control the position here.
Lima is desperately trying to improve his position but Emelianenko has a good base and remains in mount.
Emelianenko controlling the pace for now.
Emelianenko avoids the attempt from Lima to control.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Emelianenko controlling from mount.
Lima working to try and regain half guard.
Lima taking shots to the head.
Emelianenko lands a heavy elbow.
Emelianenko takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Emelianenko.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Emelianenko postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lima looks a forlorn figure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Khalabib Emelianenko dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Lima shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Emelianenko half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Lima is trying hard to land a takedown here. Emelianenko sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Emelianenko drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lima sprawls and moves away.
Lima waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Emelianenko.
Emelianenko feinted with a counter takedown.
Lima throws a leg kick that is checked#TD#
and Emelianenko counters with a takedown into side control.
Lima is being controlled here.
Lima taking punishment in the form of punches.
Emelianenko has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Emelianenko remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Lima looks to move to half guard but instead Emelianenko has passed into mount! Damn!#T1#
Emelianenko looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here. #ROC#Lima is rocked!
Emelianenko lands a big elbow.
Lima is still in real trouble! Can Emelianenko finish him?
Emelianenko controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A nice elbow there by Emelianenko.
Emelianenko takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Emelianenko postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Lima in real trouble here! The ref calls for Lima to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khalabib Emelianenko!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 12, 2020

#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legend throws a wild combination but nothing lands. #TD#
Legend bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.#SU#
Legend stands up. #TD2#
Sakuraba shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Sakuraba is looking for a kimura here.
Legend blocking the ground and pound attempt from Sakuraba.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Legend blocking the ground and pound attempt from Sakuraba. #SUB2#
Sakuraba is trying for a kimura here. Legend looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Sakuraba wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dominique Sakuraba!

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