Play by Play - Manager's Fight Commentary

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 22, 2024

#R1#
Jab from Kane.
Outie takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.#CL#
Outie fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Kane, pushing him back against the cage.
Kane is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Outie is defending well.#BC#
Outie escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Kane misses.
A swing and a miss from Kane.#CL#
Outie moves into the clinch.
Kane on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body. #TD2#
Kane jumps guard.
Kane utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Outie trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat. #SUB2#
Kane has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Outie can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Outie tries to free his leg and advance position but Kane is retaining full guard. #T1#
Outie preventing the sweep.
Outie looking to pass the guard. #SUB2#
Outie has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Kane to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Outie is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Kane pulls down on the head and he's put Outie to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jack Kane!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 22, 2024

#R1#
Raminov shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Raminov misses with a two punch combination. #TD2#
Undies changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Raminov looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
You can see the frustration on Raminov's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Undies is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Raminov will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Raminov is looking for a sweep.#T1#
Raminov struggling a bit here.
Raminov gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Undies content to control rather than advance.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Undies should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Raminov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Undies controlling the action here.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.#REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Nice sprawl there from Undies as Raminov shoots in.
Undies throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #TD#
Raminov throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Undies tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Raminov is in Undies's guard.
Undies is pulling down on Raminov's head. It's preventing any offense from Raminov, at least for the moment.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Undies can do anything to dispel that myth.#T3#
Undies keeping moving, preventing Raminov from controlling successfully. #SUB2#
Raminov stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! Undies throws up his legs and catches Raminov in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! Raminov tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by Undies! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Dirty Undies!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 05, 2024

#R1#
Siuta swats away the attempt to clinch by Outie.#CL#
Outie tries to keep at a distance but Siuta has taken the fight into the clinch.
Siuta lands a body shot.
Siuta lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Outie is trying to break the clinch but Siuta has him pressed against the cage.
Siuta lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Outie.
Siuta gets through Outie's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Siuta working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Siuta on the inside.
A short left from Siuta.
Siuta lands a hook that snaps the head of Outie backwards.
Outie trying to stall but Siuta improves his position.
A nice left hand lands by Siuta.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Siuta makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Outie tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Siuta smiles and moves away.
Outie moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T1#
Siuta keeps the fight on the outside.#CL#
Siuta has Outie up against the cage in a clinch.
Siuta is leaning against Outie and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Outie looks winded!
Siuta working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Siuta lands a right hand that snaps the head of Outie backwards.
A right hand to the body from Siuta.
Siuta lands a shoulder strike.
Siuta pushes Outie back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Siuta throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Outies head.
A left hand lands to the body for Siuta.
A nice left hand lands by Siuta.
Siuta scores with a shot to the side of Outie's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Siuta lands a hook to the side of the head.
Siuta lands a hook that snaps the head of Outie backwards.
Siuta works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Siuta cracks Outie with a nice body shot.#T2##BC#
Siuta manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Siuta moves into the clinch.
Siuta cracks Outie with a nice body shot.
Siuta lands a left hand.
Outie fails to pull guard.
Siuta scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Siuta. #ROC#Outie is rocked!
Siuta throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Siuta.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Siuta.
Outie is still on wobbly legs! Can Siuta finish him?
Siuta misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Outie.
Siuta has a couple of punches blocked by Outie.
Outie blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Siuta throws a punch but it's blocked by Outie.
Outie blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Siuta fails to land.
Siuta misses with a hook from the clinch.
Outie seems to have recovered his senses.
Siuta working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Siuta lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Siuta.
Siuta creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Outie's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Outie drops to his knees and Siuta pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marek Siuta!
Marek Siuta seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jan 03, 2024

#R1#
Undies displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Knox. #CL#
Knox forces Undies back against the cage and clinches.
Knox tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Undies is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Knox to keep the fight standing.
Knox fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Knox creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Undies fails to pull guard.
Knox keeps control of Undies as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Knox working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Knox lands a body shot.
Undies misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knox scores with a nice hook to the head.
Knox swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Undies wants to break the clinch but can't.
Knox is pressed up against the cage. Undies has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Knox down to the mat. Knox avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
John Knox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Undies.
Knox fails with the takedown.#T1##CL#
Knox moves into the clinch.
Knox lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Knox.
A nice right hand lands inside from Knox.
A short uppercut from Knox.
Still in the clinch, Knox scores with a nice short uppercut.
Undies looking for a takedown.
Undies looks winded!
Knox can't get the takedown.
Knox is working for takedown but Undies is calmly controlling the position for now.
Knox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Knox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Knox throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Undiess head.
Knox misses with a hook from the clinch.
Knox misses with a short punch on the inside.
Knox tries to throw a body punch but Undies avoids it by throwing Knox back against the cage.
Knox lands a body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Knox creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T2#
Undies is looking to break free of the clinch but Knox has double underhooks.
Knox throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Undiess head.
Undies misses with a punch to the body.
Knox lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Knox tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knox misses with a hook from the clinch.
Undies prevents a body shot from Knox.
Knox working aggressively here.
A shot in the inside from Knox.
Knox gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Undies.
Knox lands a body punch.
Knox softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Knox misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Knox.
Knox works on Undies's body with a couple of short punches.
Knox digs a right hand into Undies's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Undies's gas tank. #T3#
Knox lands a right hand that snaps the head of Undies backwards.
A shot in the inside from Knox.
Knox lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Undies backwards. #TD#
Knox lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Knox is nestled in close to Undies, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Knox lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Knox looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Undies with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Knox scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Knox lands with a punch from half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Knox is nestled in close to Undies, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Knox looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Undies with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Knox scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Knox is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Knox throwing shots but Undies is blocking nicely.
Knox winds up and cracks Undies with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Knox connects with a nice short shot to Undies's temple.
Knox moves nicely into side control. #T4#
Undies takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Knox working the ground and pound.
Knox lands an elbow.
Undies taking punishment in the form of punches.
Check out the look on Knox's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Knox landing strikes. #ROC#Undies is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Knox cracks Undies with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Knox immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Undies is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Knox!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Knox!
Our winner, John Knox, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 30, 2023

#R1##CL2#
Outie has taken the fight to the clinch. #TD#
Tarasov wants the takedown. Outie is fighting it off but Tarasov persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Outie's guard against the cage.
Outie looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tarasov is one step ahead there.
Tarasov is working Outie over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Tarasov with a nice head shot there.
Outie controls Tarasov momentarily but Tarasov frees himself.
Tarasov with a flurry of punches that miss.
Outie working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tarasov. #SUB#
Tarasov drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Outie dives on top into guard.#REVB##SUB#
Tarasov looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SU2#
Outie decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Tarasov, up you get! #T1##TD#
Tarasov fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Outie sprawls well initially but Tarasov persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Outie manages to escape and get back to his feet! #CL2#
Outie drives through and clinches with Tarasov against the cage.
Tarasov unloads a knee to the mid-section. Outie lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A head punch on the inside from Tarasov fails to land.
Outie tries to pull guard but Tarasov holds him up against the cage and eventually Outie drops back down to his feet.
Outie goes for a takedown in the clinch but Tarasov prevents it.
Outie looks winded!#TD#
Tarasov has clasped his hands together around Outie's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Outie is looking for a sweep.
Outie takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Tarasov is putting a hurting on Outie here, landing some big shots from side control.
Outie is letting Tarasov control him for a moment.
Tarasov is putting a hurting on Outie here, landing some big shots from side control. #T2#
Tarasov moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Tarasov has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Tarasov is working Outie over with some ground and pound from side control.
Tarasov scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Outie to see if he's OK.#SUB#
Tarasov tries for a kimura but Outie is defending well.
Tarasov landing with strikes to the head and body from side control. #T3##SU#
Tarasov decides to stand back up. #CL2#
Outie moves into the clinch.
Tarasov tries to land a knee to the head but Outie blocks with his arms.
Outie takes a shot to the head.
Tarasov displaying some good clinch control by pressing Outie up against the cage.#TD#
Tarasov has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Outie clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!#SUB#
Tarasov is working for the choke. I would put my money on him to finish from this position. He's rolled onto his back and has dragged Outie with him. Outie is trying to defend but Tarasov has an arm under the chin now! Outie grimaces and is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Gedeon Tarasov!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 30, 2023

#R1##CL#
Batka has managed to clinch.
Batka lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Undies blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC2#
Undies breaks from the clinch. #CL#
Batka closes the distance and clinches.
A bit of stalling here from Undies.
Undies takes a shot to the head.
Undies taking a breather.
A short uppercut from Batka.
Batka misses with the head strike.
Undies goes for a takedown in the clinch but Batka prevents it.
Batka manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Batka struggles to land a body shot inside as Undies controls his hands.
Batka slowing the pace effectively.#T1#
Batka has had enough of the clinch but Undies keeps him there for the moment.
Undies has Batka pressed against the cage, preventing Batka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Batka wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #BC2#
Undies escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL#
Batka moves into the clinch successfully.
Batka wants to break free but Undies has control.
Undies has Batka pressed against the cage, preventing Batka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Undies throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land. #BC2#
Undies breaks from the clinch.
Batka tries to clinch but Undies moves out of range. #CL#
Batka closes the distance and clinches.#BC2#
Undies breaks from the clinch.
Batka scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL#
Batka rushes Undies and presses him up against the cage.
Batka misses with an elbow over the top.
Batka can't break the clinch. #T2#
Undies drops down looking for an ankle pick but Batka pulls his leg out and moves away. #CL2#
Undies has closed the distance and engaged Batka in a clinch.
Undies wants a takedown but no success here.
Burgaska Batka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Undies.
Undies manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Batka wants to break the clinch but can't.
Undies should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Batka working hard to break the clinch.
Undies blocks a body shot from Batka.
Undies looking for a takedown.
Batka has had enough of the clinch but Undies keeps him there for the moment.
Batka is trying to break free.
Batka is looking to break free of the clinch but Undies has double underhooks.
Batka digs a right hand underneath Undies's ribcage. Undies let out a lung full of air as it connected.#T3#
Undies prevents Batka from breaking the clinch.
Batka misses with an elbow strike.
Batka is leaning against Undies and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Undies looks winded!
Undies has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Batka after a bit of a struggle. #TD2#
Undies decides to pull guard. #SU#
Undies is working an open guard so Batka takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Batka is looking to clinch but Undies is avoiding it.
Batka doesn't manage to clinch there - Undies circles away. #CL#
Batka moves into the clinch.
Batka is trying to break the clinch but Undies has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Undies breaks the clinch. #CL#
Batka gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Batka lands a hook to the side of the head.
Batka is trying to break the clinch but Undies has him pressed against the cage. #T4#
Batka gets through Undies's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Batka on the inside.
Batka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Batka lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Undies tries to pull guard but Batka forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Batka stalling in the clinch but Undies improves position.
Undies tries to pull guard but Batka won't allow it.
A hook to the body from Batka.
A left hand lands to the body for Batka.
Batka works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Batka lands with a left to the head.
Batka misses with a hook to the ribs.
Batka lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Undies.
Batka misses with a knee strike.
Batka is trying to break the clinch but Undies has him pressed against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Burgaska Batka dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Batka tries to clinch up.
Batka sets himself, and Undies steps forward looking for the clinch! Batka avoids it this time.
Undies walks into a stiff left hand from Batka.
Batka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Burgaska Batka is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Batka tries to close the distance and clinch but Undies swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Batka fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Batka tries to close the distance and clinch but Undies swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Undies has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Batka after a bit of a struggle. #TD2#
Undies lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Batka manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Undies is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#CL#
Batka rushes Undies and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Batka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Batka tries to break the clinch but Undies is controlling the position.
Batka lands a left hand that snaps the head of Undies backwards. #T1#
Batka tries a body shot but Undies blocks it.
Batka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Batka is trying to maintain a safe position but Undies gets an underhook and turns Batka into the cage.
Batka is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Undies is keeping busy.
Batka goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #BC2#
Undies breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Undies tries for a takedown but Batka sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Batka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Batka looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Batka throws a shot to the body.
Undies circles away from the clinch attempt.
Batka is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Undies is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#T2##CL#
Batka closes the distance and pushes Undies back into the cage.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Undies as Batka tries to tie him up.
Batka lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Undies or not.
Batka displaying some good clinch control by pressing Undies up against the cage.
Batka digs a right hand into Undies's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Undies's gas tank.
Batka tries to work over Undies's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Batka has had enough of the clinch but Undies keeps him there for the moment.
Batka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Undies tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Burgaska Batka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Undies.#T3#
Batka gets through Undies's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Batka misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Batka.
Batka misses with a hook to the ribs.
Undies trying to stall but Batka improves his position.
Undies tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Batka is trying to maintain a safe position but Undies gets an underhook and turns Batka into the cage.
Batka lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Undies avoids the elbow strike from Batka, against the cage.
Batka tries to circle away but Undies has him pinned against the cage.
Batka lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Batka wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Batka lands a hook to the side of the head.
Undies has Batka pressed against the cage, preventing Batka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T4#
Batka is trying to force a seperation but Undies has the dominant position.
Batka tries to stall but Undies uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Batka lands with a right to the head.
Batka misses with an elbow over the top.
Undies looking to stall.
Batka lands a left hand.
Batka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Batka has had enough of the clinch but Undies keeps him there for the moment.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Batka.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Batka lands a right hand that snaps the head of Undies backwards.
Batka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Batka working hard to break the clinch.#BC2#
Undies breaks from the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Burgaska Batka dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!#R3#
Batka tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Undies manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Undies follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Batka tries to close the distance and clinch up but Undies swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Batka moves in looking to clinch but Undies pushes him off.
Batka wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Batka wants to clinch up but Undies keeps it at a distance.
Batka tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Undies paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Batka tries to break the clinch but Undies is controlling the position.
Undies is trying to pull guard but Batka turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Undies takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A hook to the body from Batka.
Batka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A frustrated look appears on Batka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Batka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Batka tries to break free but Undies pushes him back against the cage.#T1#
Batka looking to throw knees to the head but Undies is blocking nicely. #TD2#
Undies turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Batka is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Undies asserts his dominance and retains side control.#ES#
Batka throws Undies to one side and escapes!
Batka is looking to clinch but Undies is avoiding it.
Dirty Undies seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Batka tries to clinch up but Undies circles away and keeps his distance.
Undies circles away from the clinch attempt.
Batka fails with an attempt to clinch. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#T2#
Batka lands an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Batka lands a shot to the body.
Batka wants to break the clinch but can't.
Batka prevents the takedown attempt.
Batka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Batka works on Undies's body with a couple of short punches.
Batka is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Batka just misses with a elbow thrown towards Undies's brow.
Batka has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Batka presses Undies against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Batka has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Burgaska Batka has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Batka pressing his opponent against the cage.
Batka tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
A frustrated look appears on Batka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Batka wants to get back to striking at distance but Undies won't allow it.
A frustrated look appears on Batka's face as he tries to break the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Batka creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Batka can't break the clinch.
Batka throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#BC2#
Undies breaks the clinch.
Undies avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
As Batka backs off Undies throws a huge counter combo but Batka manages to avoid it all.
Undies gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Batka.
Batka is looking to wear down Undies with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.#CL#
Undies gets tackled into the cage by Batka. Batka maintains the clinch.
Undies has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Batka after a bit of a struggle.
Burgaska Batka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Undies.#T4#
Batka looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Batka works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Undies has Batka pressed against the cage, preventing Batka from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Batka working hard to break the clinch.
Batka just leaning against Undies, taking a breather.
A short body shot lands from Batka as the two fighters clinch.
Batka is trying to force a seperation but Undies has the dominant position.
Batka digs a right hand underneath Undies's ribcage. Undies let out a lung full of air as it connected.#BC#
Batka manages to break the clinch.
Batka wants to clinch up but Undies keeps it at a distance.
Undies feints the counter takedown.
Batka tries to clinch up.
Batka fails in his attempt to clinch.
As Batka backs off Undies throws a huge counter combo but Batka manages to avoid it all.
Dirty Undies has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Burgaska Batka is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Batka doesn't manage to clinch there - Undies circles away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Burgaska Batka showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Batka, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Burgaska Batka!

Event: ICF 14
Date: Dec 29, 2023

#R1#
Calculus fails with a takedown attempt.
Nepobjedivi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nepobjedivi shoots in for a double leg but Calculus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Calculus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Nepobjedivi! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mirsad Nepobjedivi!

Event: MMAH 101 Christmas Showdown
Date: Dec 24, 2023

#R1##TD#
Prochazka looking to score a takedown here. Townsend is defending well but Prochazka drives through and ends up in Townsend's guard.
Prochazka trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Prochazka slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Townsend has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Prochazka has passed into side control.
Prochazka working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Prochazka scoring with punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Prochazka advances nicely into full mount.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Prochazka postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Townsend bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Prochazka and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yuri Prochazka!
During a confident post fight interview, Yuri Prochazka thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 23, 2023

#R1#
Kantorowicz lands a slapping body shot.
Kantorowicz misses with a low kick.
Undies looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kantorowicz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Kantorowicz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL2#
and Undies holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Kantorowicz is trying to push Undies away but Undies has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kantorowicz is trying to break the clinch but Undies has him pressed against the cage.
Undies tries to pull guard but Kantorowicz holds him up against the cage and eventually Undies drops back down to his feet. #TD2#
Undies has Kantorowicz pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Undies pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Kantorowicz tumbling to the mat - Undies dives into Kantorowicz's guard.
Undies stays in close to Kantorowicz's body and controls the position. #T1#
Undies throwing strikes but missing.
Undies looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Undies sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kantorowicz's guard. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Undies trying to control the pace.
Undies not landing any meaningful shots this time. #SU2#
Undies decides to return to a standing position.
Kantorowicz throws a series of punches but Undies moves out of range.
Undies fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kantorowicz avoids it really well and circles away.
Kantorowicz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.#T3##CL2#
Kantorowicz gets tackled into the cage by Undies. Undies maintains the clinch.
Undies prevents Kantorowicz from breaking the clinch.
Undies lands an elbow inside that Kantorowicz shrugs off. #TD2#
Undies gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Kantorowicz can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Undies controls the pace.
Undies sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Kantorowicz's guard.
Undies frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #T4#
Undies controlling from mount.
Kantorowicz is bucking up trying to escape but Undies cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Undies should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Undies lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Undies with shots to the head and body - Kantorowicz looks very uncomfortable down there.
Kantorowicz is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Undies controlling the position easily from mount.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Undies dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.#R2#
Kantorowicz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Undies moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.#CL2#
Undies clinches.
Undies is looking to take this one to the mat.#TD2#
Undies pulls guard successfully. #SUB2#
Undies is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #SUB2#
Undies throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Undies looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #T1#
Undies lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Undies. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Kantorowicz is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Undies dives into side control.
Undies is staying tight to Kantorowicz's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Undies landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Undies working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T2#
The referee asks Undies politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Undies prefers to stall for the moment though.#SUB2#
Undies tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Check out the look on Undies's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter! #T3#
Undies is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Undies scoring with punches and elbows.
Kantorowicz seems a little lost for a moment, as Undies dominates the positioning.
Undies advances nicely into full mount.
Undies looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Undies content just to control the position here.
Undies's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.#T4#
Undies working the ground and pound effectively. #SUB2#
Undies looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Undies tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Undies showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!#R3#
Kantorowicz misses with a few strikes there. #CL2#
Undies gets a clinch.
Undies jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Kantorowicz walks away with a smile on his face. Undies gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kantorowicz throws a leg kick #TD2#
and Undies counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Kantorowicz!
Kantorowicz bucks up and tries to throw Undies off but instead Undies has got his back!
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Undies.
Kantorowicz knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Undies on the ground.
Undies controls the position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
More stalling from Undies.#T1##SUB2#
Undies looking for the rear naked choke. And he's got it! Kantorowicz taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dirty Undies!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 21, 2023

#R1#
Poeser tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from Outie.
Poeser is looking to clinch. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Outie is trying to drag Poeser to the mat but Poeser just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Poeser is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Outie tries to circle away but Poeser has him pinned against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poeser misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Outie.
Outie jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Poeser walks away with a smile on his face. Outie gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL#
Outie rushes Poeser and presses him up against the cage.
Poeser has Outie pressed against the cage, preventing Outie from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T1#
Poeser misses with an elbow strike.
Poeser landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Poeser lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Poeser lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#It looks like Knockie Outie has been cut.
Outie manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Outie is trying to break the clinch but Poeser is controlling him.
Outie takes an elbow to the forehead.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Poeser obliges.
Poeser lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Poeser obliges.
Outie is breathing heavily.#T2#
Poeser gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Outie tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Poeser smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Knockie Outie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Poeser misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick. #CL2#
Poeser rushes Outie and presses him up against the cage.
Poeser using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Outie has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Poeser connects with a nasty looking knee right to Outie's face.
Poeser stops a takedown attempt from Outie.
Outie wants to break free but Poeser has control.
Poeser gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Poeser looking to throw knees to the head but Outie is blocking nicely.
Outie has had enough of the clinch but Poeser keeps him there for the moment.#T3#
Outie tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Poeser just stands there and leans against the cage.
Poeser lands a damaging elbow.
Poeser connects with a knee to the head. #CUT2#Knockie Outie's cut is getting worse.
Poeser crunches a lovely knee into Outie's ribcage.
Poeser connects with a knee to the head. #ROC2#Outie is rocked!
Outie blocks an elbow strike.
Oh Outie is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
With the fighters up against the cage, Poeser throws an elbow but misses.
Poeser is looking to land a big knee to finish this one. He's got control of the head and as Outie tries to break Poeser's hands from around his neck, Poeser unloads with that fight ending knee, right up the middle! Oh man, that was nasty! Outie will need to get back to the training room and learn how to defend against the thai clinch! Oooh, his nose is a mess. Hopefully it's not broken.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Elmboog Poeser!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 18, 2023

#R1##CL2#
Outie closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Outie jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Lewis walks away with a smile on his face. Outie gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Outie scores with a one two! Lewis had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Outie circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lewis lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. #CL2#
Outie forces Lewis back against the cage and clinches.
Lewis looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Outie will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Lewis up against the cage.#BC2#
Outie manages to break the clinch.
Outie throws a sloppy head kick and Lewis moves out of range easily.
Outie throws a right and a left that Lewis avoids nicely.
Outie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Outie keeps the fight on the outside.
Lewis fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Outie throws a head kick that misses
and Lewis counters with a thumping low kick. #T1#
Lewis connects with a high kick.
Lewis tries to clinch but Outie moves out of range.
Lewis tries to clinch but Outie is having none of it. #CL2#
Outie forces Lewis back against the cage and clinches.
Outie tries to break the clinch but Lewis is controlling the position.
With the fighters up against the cage, Lewis throws an elbow but misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Lewis obliges.
Lewis fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC2#
Outie breaks from the clinch.
Outie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lewis lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.#CL2#
Outie fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lewis, pushing him back against the cage.#BC2#
Outie escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Outie takes the fight into the clinch. #T2#
Outie tries to pull guard but Lewis won't allow it.
Lewis has a couple of punches blocked by Outie.
Lewis tries a body shot but Outie blocks it.
Lewis lands a nice elbow.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lewis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lewis unloads a knee to the mid-section. Outie lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Lewis tries to land knees in the clinch but Outie avoids the damage to the body.
Outie has Lewis pressed against the cage.
Lewis misses with a short punch on the inside.
Outie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lewis tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Outie's elbow. #T3##BC2#
Outie manages to break the clinch.
Lewis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#CL2#
Outie fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Lewis, pushing him back against the cage.
Outie tries to pull guard but Lewis forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Meriwhether Lewis has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Knockie Outie.
A bit of stalling here from Outie.
Lewis putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Outie in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lewis landing knees to the body. #TD2#
Outie successfully pulls guard.
Outie wants to sweep here but Lewis controlling him for the moment.
Lewis is looking to work some ground and pound but Outie has wrist control.#T4##SUB2#
Outie has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Lewis should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Outie has tightened it up now! Lewis should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Knockie Outie!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 17, 2023

#R1#
Nelson misses with a double jab.
Undies is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.#TD#
Nelson shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Undies won't allow Nelson to pass to mount.
Nelson performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #SUB#
Nelson is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Undies wants to improve his position but Nelson is controlling well.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Undies can do anything to dispel that myth.
Undies trying to control here. #T1#
Nelson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Undies does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Nelson wants to pass the guard but Undies is defending well.
Nelson stops Undies from getting back to his feet. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL2#
Undies closes the distance and clinches.
Nelson tries a knee to the head but he's missed. #TD#
Nelson jumps into guard, dragging Undies to the mat.
Undies wanted to stand there but Nelson had control of the position. #T2#
Nelson looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Undies seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. #SUB#
Undies got a little sloppy there for a moment and Nelson has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Undies has managed to get both his arms back between Nelson's legs - danger averted.
Nelson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Undies on the ground.
Undies postures up.
Undies preventing the sweep. #T3#
Nelson being controlled here, momentarily.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Nelson wants to sweep but no luck. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.#TD#
Undies gets caught flat footed, as Nelson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.#SUB2#
Nelson got a little sloppy there for a moment and Undies has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Nelson has managed to get both his arms back between Undies's legs - danger averted.
Nelson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.#SUB2#
Undies looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SU#
Nelson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Undies, up you get! #T4#
Nelson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Undies swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Undies throws a counter combo.#TD#
Undies gets caught flat footed, as Nelson shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Nelson sitting in guard, not really doing much. #SUB2#
Undies is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nelson defends well.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Nelson postures up.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Young Nelson dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Undies tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Nelson defends well and Undies ends up having to push Nelson into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Nelson thuds his shin into the meat of Undies's side.
Undies should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Nelson scores with a hook to the body. Undies takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Undies misses with a two punch combination. #TD#
Nelson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Undies!
Nelson in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. #SUB#
Nelson swings around for an armbar but Undies sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Nelson's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nelson trying to control the position.
Undies wants to stand but Nelson has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#T1#
Nelson is pulling down on Undies's head to control his posture.
Nelson looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Young Nelson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Nelson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Undies is aware though and is defending well.
Nelson wants to stand but Undies is controlling the position.
Undies sitting in guard here, content to control. #ES#
Nelson uses the cage to get back to his feet. #T2##TD#
A momentary lapse in concentration from Undies enables Nelson to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Undies manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Nelson throwing strikes from guard but Undies blocks nicely.
Nelson would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SU#
Nelson decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Undies, up you get!
Nelson keeps the fight on the outside.
Nelson swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Nelson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.#T3#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Nelson.
Nelson tries to clinch but Undies moves out of range. #CL2#
Nelson tries to keep at a distance but Undies has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nelson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nelson tries to pull guard but Undies won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Young Nelson. That's going to take a lot out of him.#TD#
Nelson has clasped his hands together around Undies's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Undies can't do much from the bottom here.
Undies prevents Nelson from improving position. #T4##SU#
Nelson stands up and beckons Undies to his feet.
Young Nelson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #TD2#
Undies wants the takedown. Nelson is fighting it off but Undies persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Nelson's guard against the cage.
Nelson is trying to control the position but Undies postures up.
Nelson seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Undies trying to control but Nelson is working from the bottom.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Young Nelson dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Nelson displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Undies doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Nelson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nelson shoots for a double leg takedown but Undies sprawls well. He's pushed Nelson's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Undies looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Undies walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Nelson drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Nelson is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Undies can do to turn this around?
You can see the frustration on Undies's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.#T1#
Undies parries the strikes from Nelson easily there. Nelson is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Undies to escape.
Undies can't do much from the bottom here.
Nelson lands an elbow. #SU#
Nelson decides to stand back up.
Nelson scores with a nice right hand. #TD#
Nelson shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Undies's guard.
Undies takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Undies wants to control the position but Nelson says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard. #SU#
Nelson gets to his feet - back to striking we go! #T2#
Nelson throws a series of punches but Undies moves out of range. #TD#
Nelson fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Undies to the ground. Nelson is now in Undies's guard.
Undies wants to sweep but no luck.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SU#
Nelson gets to his feet - Undies follows without any prompting.
Young Nelson is winning the standup battle so far.#TD#
Nelson closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Undies quickly recovers to half guard.
Nelson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Nelson wants to control but Undies is keeping him busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
Undies tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Nelson is taking a breather. Undies says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Undies is trying to control but can't.
Undies slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Undies had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Nelson defends it easily.
Nelson is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.#REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#CL2#
Undies clinches up against the cage.
Undies wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nelson has him pressed against the cage.#BC#
Nelson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #TD#
Nelson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Undies was covering up waiting for the punch and Nelson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Undies has momentary wrist control but Nelson slips an elbow through the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Young Nelson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Nelson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Young Nelson!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 14, 2023

#R1#
Allthetimee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Allthetimee misses with a double jab.
Allthetimee connects with a right hand. Undies shakes it off.#TD2#
Undies bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Allthetimee tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.#SUB2#
Undies looking to break Allthetimee's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Allthetimee remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Undies will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Undies looking to break Allthetimee's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Allthetimee remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Undies will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Allthetimee is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB2#
Undies is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Allthetimee has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #T1#
Undies punches Allthetimee on the ear. #SUB2#
Undies is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Allthetimee won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Undies off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Dirty Undies!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 14, 2023

#R1#
Outie throws a head kick that half lands. #CUT2#It looks like Middle Man has been cut.#TD#
Man scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Outie pushes Man off and gets back to his feet.
Outie tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #TD#
Man shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Outie is trying to defend but Man finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Outie tries to kick Man off in order to stand up. Man Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Man moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now. #SUB#
Man thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead. #T1#
Outie prevents Man from moving into mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet. #SUB#
Man tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Man has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Outie is trying to get back to half guard.
Outie is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Man asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Outie prevents Man from moving into mount. #T2#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Outie gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Man working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Man throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Outie misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Man looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Outie is looking to improve his position. #T3##SUB#
Man is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Outie is just riding it out for now. Man eventually gives up the hold.
Outie flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Man with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Outie pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Outie is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Man shoots in and drives through. Outie sprawls well.#T4#
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Outie tries to clinch up but Man circles away and keeps his distance.
Man throws a counter high kick but Outie was just alert enough to avoid it.#CL2#
Outie pushes Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Man stops a takedown attempt from Outie.
Man tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Outie's elbow. #TD#
Man decides to pull guard.
Outie being controlled here momentarily.
Man has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Man is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Outie is aware though and is defending well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Middle Man will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Middle Man's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.#R2#
Man fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Outie tries to close the distance and clinch up but Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man throws a shot to the body. #TD#
Man shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Outie has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Man not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Outie looking for a sweep. Not yet Outie, not yet. #T1#
Outie is trying to control the position but Man postures up.
Man trying to control but Outie is working from the bottom.
Man throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Man tries to stand but Outie is controlling from the bottom. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Middle Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Outie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Man paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Knockie Outie is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Man fails with a takedown attempt.
Man blocks a head kick by Outie. #TD#
Man feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Man trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Man trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Outie manages to land a sweep and now he's on top! #REVB##T2#
Man trying to control the position here. #SUB2#
Outie drops back, looking for a kneebar! Man looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Man looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Man! #REVR##SUB#
Man is working to tighten his grip on Outie's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Outie has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Man is really squeezing tight and eventually Outie passes out! Man breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Middle Man!

Event: MMAH 96
Date: Dec 10, 2023

#R1#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Silva is defended easily by Undies.
Undies throws a head kick that misses.
Undies on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A head kick by Silva misses #TD#
and Undies counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Silva throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Undies could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.#SUB2#
Silva is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Undies trying to control but Silva is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Undies sitting in guard, not really doing much. #T1#
Undies stopping the sweep attempt from Silva.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Undies stays in close to Silva's body and controls the position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Silva looking to hit a scissor sweep but Undies is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Horrible takedown attempt by Silva or perhaps it was just good defense by Undies, which made it look bad. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Silva stuffs the takedown.#TD#
Undies fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Silva to the ground. Undies is now in Silva's guard.

Silva is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Undies presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat. #TD#
Undies tightens his grip and picks Silva up, before dumping him to the ground. Silva manages to land in guard.
Undies lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Undies missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Silva looking to control.
Silva looking for a sweep. Not yet Silva, not yet.
Silva doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Undies throwing strikes from guard but Silva blocks nicely. #T3#
Undies trying to control the position from guard on top but Silva is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Nice takedown defense from Undies. No joy for Silva on that attempt.
Dirty Undies has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.#TD#
Undies shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Undies trying to mount his opponent but Silva defends it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Undies stops Silva from getting back to his feet.
Undies not landing any meaningful shots this time. #T4#
Undies lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Undies missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Silva is looking to control Undies's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Silva avoid being mounted?
Undies looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Silva with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Undies controlling the action here.
Undies seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Silva does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Undies dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.#R2#
Undies displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Silva.
Nice sprawl there from Silva as Undies shoots in.
Silva replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Undies blocks it well.
Silva throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Silva fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dirty Undies is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Silva shoots in for a double leg but Undies sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Dirty Undies has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.
Silva closes this distance looking for a takedown but Undies circles away.#TD#
Undies shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Undies was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Silva is trying to get back to half guard.
Undies tries to stand but Silva is controlling his head.
Silva is breathing heavily.#T1#
Undies controlling from side mount.
Undies is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Silva can do to turn this around?
Undies lands an elbow.
Silva trying to remain calm as Undies controls from the top position.
Silva misses with a strike from the bottom.#SUB#
Undies wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Silva, who protects the arm well.
Silva is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Undies has just dragged him back down to the mat.#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Silva wants to control but Undies postures up.
Silva gets back to half guard.
Silva is refusing to be controlled, as Undies sits in half guard.
Undies content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#T3#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Silva.
Silva looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Undies is fending him off so far but Silva persists. Nope, Undies circles away and we're back to standing.
Silva stuffs the takedown.
As Undies backs off Silva throws a huge counter combo but Undies manages to avoid it all.
Undies changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Silva tries to avoid it but Undies manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Silva to the ground. Silva escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Silva throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL#
and Undies holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #TD#
Undies gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Silva is trying to control the position but Undies postures up.
Silva lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB##SUB#
Undies throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #T4##SUB#
Silva avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Silva missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Undies on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Undies tries to get out of the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Silva tries to free his leg and advance position but Undies is retaining full guard. #SU2#
Silva stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD2#
Silva shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Silva showed some decent athleticism there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dirty Undies will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!#R3#
Silva shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Undies fails with a takedown attempt.
Undies moves out of range of the body kick.
Undies stuffs the takedown attempt from Silva. Silva gets slowly back to his feet.
Silva fails to land the takedown.
Undies tries to counter by clinching up but Silva breaks away and moves out of range.
Dirty Undies has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anderson Silva.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Undies misses with a takedown attempt - Silva sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Silva takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Silva is defended easily by Undies.#T1#
Silva throws a low kick but Undies moves out of range easily.
Silva closes the distance and clinches up with Undies, looking for a takedown. Silva pushes Undies against the cage but Undies circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Silva looking to land some kicks to the body here. #CL#
Undies clinches up with Silva and pushes him back against the cage.#TD#
Undies has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Silva uses from the top position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Undies is on top in guard. #REVR#
Silva wants to sweep here but Undies controlling him for the moment.
Undies controlling from the top position. #T2#
Undies trying to control the position from guard on top but Silva is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Silva looking to control.
Undies trying to control but Silva is working from the bottom.
Undies makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Undies's corner is telling him to maintain position.#T3#
Undies stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Silva swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dirty Undies overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Silva not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Silva wants to stand and escape but Undies is having none of it. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Undies is looking to clinch but Silva is avoiding it.
Undies looks for a takedown but Silva sprawls well.
Undies has his takedown stuffed
and Silva makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Silva scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T4#
Silva has his takedown stuffed#CL#
and Undies counters by moving into the clinch.
Silva is trying to drag Undies to the mat but Undies just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Undies effectively controlling the action here.
Silva is working for takedown but Undies is calmly controlling the position for now.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Come on Undies - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Silva tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Undies showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Undies, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirty Undies!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Dec 09, 2023

#R1#
Outie dives in for a single leg takedown but Murray sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.#BC#
Outie breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Outie throws a head kick that half lands.
Murray goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. #CL2#
Murray forces Outie back against the cage and clinches.
Outie is pressed up against the cage. Murray has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Outie down to the mat. Outie avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Murray fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Outie is out of range.
Good work by Outie as he checks the leg kick.
Murray tries to bum rush Outie with a series of wild strikes but Outie uses good footwork to avoid the assault.#CL2#
Murray has managed to clinch.
Outie keeps control of Murray as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Outie goes for a takedown in the clinch but Murray prevents it.
Outie is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Murray is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Knockie Outie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC#
Outie manages to break the clinch.
Murray dives in and grabs Outie's left leg, looking for a takedown. Outie pushes down on Murray's head and hops out.
Outie tries to counter by clinching up but Murray breaks away and moves out of range.#KD2#
Murray drops Outie with a right and a left! Murray comes rushing in but Outie regains his composure and manages to keep Murray in guard. #ROC2#Outie is rocked!#CUT2#It looks like Knockie Outie has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB2#
Murray drops back looking for a leg! Outie is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Outie manages to kick Murray off! Murray jumps back into Outie's guard.
Oh Outie is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Murray missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. #T1#
Murray throws a big elbow that misses.
Outie avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Outie utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Murray connects with a couple of short punches.
Outie utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Murray accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Murray throwing strikes from guard but Outie blocks nicely.
Outie is breathing heavily.
Murray lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Murray throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Murray loads up on a big left hand. Outie felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Murray looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Outie can't hide his disappointment, as Murray celebrates the victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jason Murray!

Event: SUF 13: Muckerberg vs Ahola
Date: Dec 02, 2023

#R1##TD2#
A momentary lapse in concentration from SIlva enables Outie to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. SIlva manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.#SUB#
SIlva is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
SIlva definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#SUB#
SIlva has his foot on Outie's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Outie works his way back into a safe position though.
Outie seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Outie slips nicely into half guard.
Outie stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB2#
Outie is trying for a kimura here. SIlva looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Outie wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Knockie Outie!

Event: MMAH 94
Date: Dec 01, 2023

#R1#
Mfer swats away the attempt to clinch by Townsend.
Frank Townsend seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Townsend looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Mfer is fending him off so far but Townsend persists. Nope, Mfer circles away and we're back to standing.
Townsend shoots for a takedown but Mfer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
It looked like Mfer was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Townsend.
Townsend goes for a double leg but Mfer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mfer continues to drive forward.
Mike Mfer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frank Townsend.
Townsend throws a head kick that misses.
Townsend misses with a wild body shot.
Mfer throws a jab but it's blocked by Townsend.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Townsend goes for a double leg but Mfer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mfer continues to drive forward.
Mfer throws a big counter combination but Townsend scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Townsend tries to clinch there but Mfer circles away.
Townsend closes this distance looking for a takedown but Mfer circles away.
Townsend ducks under a wild hook from Mfer.#T1#
Mfer lands a right hook to the body.
Townsend looks winded!
Townsend avoids the body shot from Mfer.
Townsend tries to clinch there but Mfer circles away.
Mike Mfer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Townsend is looking to clinch.
Townsend takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.#CUT#It looks like Frank Townsend has been cut.#KD#
Mfer cracks Townsend with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mfer has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Townsend to stand back up!#ROC#Townsend is rocked!
Mfer lands an uppercut, right on the button! Townsend tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Mfer!

Event: ICF 9
Date: Nov 25, 2023

#R1#
McCarthy blocks a head kick by Calculus.
McCarthy looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Calculus tries for a takedown but McCarthy circles away easily
and McCarthy counters with a crisp right that sends Calculus to the canvas! McCarthy follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cormac McCarthy!

Event: MMAH 86
Date: Oct 31, 2023

#R1#
Mferi scores with a nice right hand.
Townsend doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mferi comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Townsend stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but Mferi is on him like rabid pit bull! Townsend slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Malig Mferi!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Oct 29, 2023

#R1#
Calculus gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Calculus shoots in but Soto avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Soto appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Soto lands a jab to Calculus's midsection.
Kasper Calculus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Calculus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Soto lands a nice shot to the body. #CL#
Calculus moves into range and clinches up with Soto.
Calculus has had enough of the clinch but Soto keeps him there for the moment.#TD#
Calculus has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Soto uses from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
Calculus manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Soto connects with a body shot that sends Calculus's belly button to the back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Soto scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Soto jabs Calculus to the body, keeping him at a distance.#T1#
Calculus shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Soto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Calculus takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Soto thuds a left hand into Calculus's body.#CL#
Calculus has Soto up against the cage in a clinch.
Soto looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Soto wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Calculus has him pressed against the cage.
Soto prevents Calculus from breaking the clinch.
Soto wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Soto tries to break the clinch but Calculus is controlling the position.
Soto wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#T2#
Calculus wants to break the clinch but can't.
Calculus tries to pull guard but Soto forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kasper Calculus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Soto is trying to push Calculus away but Calculus has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Calculus has had enough of the clinch but Soto keeps him there for the moment.
Soto is trying to break the clinch but Calculus is controlling him.
Soto has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A frustrated look appears on Calculus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Calculus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Calculus misses with a body punch.
Calculus keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Soto's efforts to push away.
Calculus keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Soto's efforts to push away.#T3#
Calculus is trying to break the clinch but Soto has him pressed against the cage.
Calculus pressing his opponent against the cage.
Calculus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Soto has him pressed against the cage.
Calculus drops down looking for an ankle pick but Soto pulls his leg out and moves away.
Soto throws out a powerful jab.#T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Calculus doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Calculus wants to clinch but Soto slips to the side
and Soto counters with a left to the body.
Calculus misses with a head kick.
Soto ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#CL#
Calculus closes the distance and clinches.
Calculus has had enough of the clinch but Soto keeps him there for the moment.
Calculus wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Soto has him pressed against the cage.
Soto wants to break free but Calculus has control.
Calculus is stalling here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Soto wants to break the clinch but can't.
Soto blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Santiago Soto dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2##CL#
Calculus gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Soto tries to break free but Calculus pushes him back against the cage.
Calculus jumps guard but Soto turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Calculus prevents Soto from breaking the clinch.
Soto tries to circle away but Calculus has him pinned against the cage.
Calculus effectively controlling the action here.
Soto has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Calculus has hold of one of Soto's legs. Soto is fighting the takedown attempt but Calculus gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.#SU#
Calculus stands and steps away. Soto gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #CL#
Soto gets tackled into the cage by Calculus. Calculus maintains the clinch.
Calculus fails to pull guard. #T1#
Calculus is trying to break the clinch but Soto has him pressed against the cage. #TD#
Calculus drags the fight down to the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Soto looking to pass the guard.
Calculus tries to strike from the bottom. #ES#
Calculus pushes Soto off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Calculus looks to clinch
and Soto counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Calculus shoots and misses
and Soto counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kasper Calculus. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL#
Calculus has managed to clinch.
Calculus prevents Soto from breaking the clinch.#BC2#
Soto escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #T2#
Soto digs a good body shot into Calculus's ribs.
Soto stuffs the takedown.
Calculus shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Soto defends it nicely.
Kasper Calculus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Soto swats away the attempt to clinch by Calculus.
Soto tries to counter with a clinch but Calculus shakes him off and moves away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Soto works Calculus's body with a nice hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Soto keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Calculus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Calculus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Santiago Soto is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.#T3#
Calculus fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL#
Calculus has closed the distance and engaged Soto in a clinch.
Soto wants to get back to striking at distance but Calculus won't allow it.
Soto prevents the takedown attempt.
Calculus tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Soto just stands there and leans against the cage.
Calculus keeps control of Soto as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Calculus tries to pull guard but Soto holds him up against the cage and eventually Calculus drops back down to his feet.
Soto wants to get back to striking at distance but Calculus won't allow it.
Calculus keeps control of Soto as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Soto wants to break free but Calculus has control. #T4#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#TD#
Calculus jumps into guard, dragging Soto to the mat.
Calculus is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Calculus seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #SUB#
Calculus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Soto can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Soto is looking to stand up but Calculus won't let him.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Soto trying to control the position from guard on top but Calculus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kasper Calculus will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!#R3##CL#
Calculus rushes Soto and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Soto can't break the clinch. #TD#
Calculus decides to pull guard. #SUB#
Calculus has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Soto can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #ES#
Calculus wriggles free and stands up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Calculus shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Soto swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Calculus.
Calculus throws a jab when Soto was well out of range.
Calculus doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Soto counter with a right hand. #T1#
Soto punishes Calculus's body with a nice straight punch.
Soto lands a nice shot to the body.
Calculus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Soto jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Soto lands a slapping body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Calculus gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Soto connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kasper Calculus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Calculus takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Calculus shoots in looking for a takedown. Soto tries to sprawl out of it but Calculus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Soto manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Soto is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.#T2#
Calculus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Calculus there as he acknowledges the shot.
Soto scores with the left hand. Calculus knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheers as Soto lands an impressive looking overhand right. Calculus doesn't seem phased though.
Soto is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Calculus rather than just go for the knockout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Calculus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Calculus gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Soto counters with a right hand to the body.
Calculus tries to clinch but Soto moves out of range.
Soto stuns Calculus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Soto has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#CL#
Calculus gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Soto is trying to force a seperation but Calculus has the dominant position.#T3#
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Soto. #BC2#
Soto manages to break the clinch.
Calculus shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Soto counters with a straight right hand.
Soto scores with a shot to the body.
Soto works Calculus's body with a nice hook.
Soto scores with a jab to the body.
Soto scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Calculus doesn't seem bothered though.
Calculus takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Soto fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Soto cracks Calculus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#T4#
Calculus walks into a stiff left hand from Soto.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Calculus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Soto to score with a decent uppercut.
Soto scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice jab there from Soto.
Soto lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#ROC2#Calculus is rocked!
Soto digs a good hook to Calculus's body.
Oh Calculus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Soto lands a nice looking body shot.
Soto scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Soto digs a good body shot into Calculus's ribs.
Calculus takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Calculus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Soto finds it's way round the side to connect with Calculus's head.
Soto bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Santiago Soto comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Soto has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:30
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Santiago Soto!
After the fight, Santiago Soto was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.

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