Listen up all you old fucks who've been playing this game since eating tide pods was cool. You're old, you're weak and Smoke Makunouchi is here to take away the only thing you have left, your MMATycoon Manager Ranking.
He's stronger and smarter than you, a monster risen from the grime that is JUST FIGHTS. Your wife's in his DMs but he's got no time for that. He's too busy setting sliders and stealing your hype. Put those bifocals away and go to sleep old man, it'll be over soon.
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