On a terrible night for Just Fights the ugly troll of a man Giorgi Kvaralkjsdf has won the Heavyweight Championship. Our ratings are plummeting. No one will buy tickets to see that hideous beast.
Lucky for us, the Latin heart throb "Cutie Pie" Jonah White is on our roster. Time for a completely undeserved title shot. We had no choice, lonely overweight women were our main market. Can't have Ugly Giorgi on our posters.