Tired of the same old you?
Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex?
Tired of being over weight and under attractive?
Hello I'm Buster Hyman owner operator and founder of Globo Gym America corp. And I'm here to tell ya that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders much like baldness or necrophilia and its only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it! And that's where we come in Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Globo Gym employs a highly trained quasi-cultural staff of personal alteration specialists and with our competitively priced on sight cosmetic surgery we can turn that frankenstine you see in the mirror every day into a FRANKENFINE!!!
Of course you will still be you in a legal sense but think of it as a thinner, better, more attractive you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym I'm also a client!! and remember.
Here at Globo Gym, we're better than you. And we know it.
